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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
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- (BELLS CHIMING)
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- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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- 00:00:45,057 --> 00:00:46,223
- (GRUNTS)
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- 00:00:49,226 --> 00:00:50,628
- (PANTING)
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- 00:01:01,973 --> 00:01:03,608
- (PANTING CONTINUES)
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- MAN: Freshman?
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- (WHISTLES)
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- 00:01:51,353 --> 00:01:54,024
- (GURGLING)
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- 00:02:00,261 --> 00:02:02,631
- (WHISTLING)
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- NARRATOR:
- College has changed.
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- You see, universities used to
- be a place of higher learning.
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- Till the administration
- became corrupt.
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- Tuitions skyrocketed.
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- Meal plans were abolished.
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- And student housing collapsed.
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- With overwhelming debt
- and the fear of loans,
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- the students of Rock Steady
- University turned on one another.
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- Fraternities rose in power, while the
- sororities were forced into hiding.
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- Two houses competed
- for control of Rock Steady...
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- Kappa Brutis Omega
- and The High Society.
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- Both houses took control of the most
- valuable commodity on the college campus,
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- the bicycle market.
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- Students will endure all of
- this just to earn a degree.
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- Because at Rock Steady
- University,
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- only the strong graduate,
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- let alone survive.
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- (WHIRRING)
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- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
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- (CROW CAWING)
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- DEAN: Hi, kids, and welcome
- to Rock Steady University!
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- Big news for tomorrow!
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- Kappa Brutis Omega is hosting
- their biannual bike fair.
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- So, if you don't want to make
- the trek all across campus,
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- make sure
- you don't miss this fair.
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- Don't miss the bike fair.
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- And, as every year,
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- a percentage of the proceeds
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- will be donated
- to this institution
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- to ensure
- a high quality education,
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- full campus safety, and a
- great life for all of you.
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- And, remember, if you think
- education is expensive,
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- try ignorance.
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- Hey, I haven't seen you
- around here, have I?
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- You with The Society?
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- - Okay...
- - (PLAYING HARMONICA)
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- Not a talker. I get it.
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- (STOPS PLAYING HARMONICA)
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- Wow!
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- That's a nice bike!
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- Holy cannoli!
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- Wow!
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- Really nice.
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- Mmm-hmm. Thanks.
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- Hate to do this to you,
- but, um...
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- See, my... My brother
- owned a bike just like that.
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- God rest his soul.
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- Do you mind
- if I take it for a spin?
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- Come on, buddy boy.
- Just for a little bit.
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- - Uh... Nah...
- - Hey, look at that!
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- Mavic Ksyrium wheel sets,
- huh?
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- That's nice!
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- Hey, just be careful on it,
- all right?
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- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- Of course.
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- Hand painted. Nice job.
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- It's obviously not one of those
- off-the-shelf, dusted rat bikes. Is it?
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- PALMER: Honey? Honey? This is a Suntour.
- That's a Suntour.
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- No. It's SRAM Force 22.
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- - PALMER: That... What is that, carbon fiber?
- - It's 11 speeds.
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- Eleven speeds.
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- I'm trying to compliment
- the man on his bike, honey.
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- Wait until I finish.
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- PALMER: This thing is faster
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- - than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.
- - So, where you from?
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- - PALMER: Fiber glass form, you know?
- - Out of town. Hey, easy...
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- - Easy on the brakes.
- - By the way, easy chance points.
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- Oh, it's okay.
- He's just having fun.
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- PALMER: Oh, my God! It has a bell.
- It has a bell!
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- - You like to have fun, right?
- - (BIKE BELL RINGING)
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- PALMER: It has a bell!
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- - PALMER: It's a beautiful bike!
- - Hey...
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- PALMER: Fuck you!
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- You like to have fun, right?
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- Sure.
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- What kind of music
- do you listen to?
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- MAN 1: What?
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- Oh, come on!
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- Somebody stole my bike!
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- Hey, I need my bike...
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- MAN 1: Oh, fuck!
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- Back.
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- Shit!
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- (SCREECHING SOUND)
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- KAPPA BRUTIS OMEGA MEMBER:
- (LAUGHING)
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- This guy came over
- all funny. Skinny as hell.
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- What a bitch.
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- So, I go up and just snatch
- them right out of his hand,
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- and say, "Uh-uh."
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- Any of you seen a guy this
- tall, shades and mop for hair?
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- Hey, members only.
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- Well, one of your members
- stole my bike.
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- If your bike got stolen, get
- another one at the fair, bro.
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- Take it up
- with administration, bro.
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- Maybe they'll find
- your bike, bro.
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- This is Kappa Brutis, bro.
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- We don't steal bikes, bro.
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- So, I don't know
- what to tell you... Bro.
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- Yeah, bro.
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- Hey! I said,
- "members only."
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- (GRUNTS)
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- - Ooh!
- - (LAUGHING)
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- Hey, do me a favor?
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- What's that?
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- (REWINDS AND STOPS)
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- Don't touch my jacket.
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- - (LAUGHING)
- - You believe this?
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- (GRUNTS)
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- What's up now, bro?
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- (BOTH GRUNT)
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- Wait!
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- (PLANE PASSES OVERHEAD)
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- (BLOWS WHISTLE)
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- (BELL CHIMING)
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- (STEAM HISSING)
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- Sir, I didn't mean
- to cause you any trouble.
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- I'm just trying
- to get my bike back.
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- (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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- 00:09:14,449 --> 00:09:16,284
- (CHUCKLES)
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- Imagine Senior Joe from County
- Clark High School coming here
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- to visit our campus
- with his folks.
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- But the first thing they see
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- is you out in the open,
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- fighting like a rabid dog.
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- And what do they do?
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- They take their kid
- and his $50,000 tuition,
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- and they go
- to another school.
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- It becomes a $200,000
- problem for me.
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- - Do you know how that happens?
- - Yes, sir, I...
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- That was rhetorical.
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- Students spend four years
- at an institution
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- at $50,000 a year...
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- That becomes
- a $200,000 problem.
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- I don't want that.
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- 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:02,826
- Now, do you see why it
- becomes a problem for me?
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- Yes, sir, I under...
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- Don't turn your $150 bicycle
- into my $200,000 problem.
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- 00:10:10,336 --> 00:10:12,636
- Sir, I know who took it.
- It was one of the Kappas.
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- - He was...
- - Kappas stole your bike?
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- - Sir?
- - (LAUGHS)
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- 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:22,146
- You know why I'm laughing?
- Because if I don't, I'll cry.
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- Have you declared a major?
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- No? No?
- Have you joined a house?
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- 00:10:30,289 --> 00:10:33,289
- (MOCKINGLY) No? Oh, so that
- means you've done nothing,
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- 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,924
- and you are nothing.
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- 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,460
- (SNAPS FINGERS) Alfred.
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- Every semester, Kappa Brutis
- Omega has a bicycle fair,
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- and, graciously,
- they never forget
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- to send a good percentage
- of that to me.
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- 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,643
- It works out well
- for everyone.
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- Here you go.
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- Don't forget to get the
- windows on the top floor, now.
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- 00:10:58,516 --> 00:10:59,616
- (LAUGHS)
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- Sir, I don't want a new bike.
- I want my bike.
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- 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,557
- Boy, you just keep pushing,
- don't you?
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- Fill out this report,
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- so I can get working
- on finding your bike.
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- Wherever it is.
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- Do yourself a favor
- and get out.
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- 00:11:18,402 --> 00:11:19,901
- Sir, do you have
- a bathroom I can use?
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- You are a bathroom.
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- 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:22,072
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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- 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,076
- Is it just me or do I
- hate them more every year?
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- 00:11:30,247 --> 00:11:31,880
- KAPPA MEMBER KUJO: Look,
- man, you want another bike,
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- 00:11:31,882 --> 00:11:33,949
- you're going to have to wait for
- the fair like everybody else.
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- 00:11:33,951 --> 00:11:36,251
- STARVING STEVEN: Look, I just need one.
- Come on.
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- 00:11:36,253 --> 00:11:37,885
- You know I'm good for it.
- (LAUGHS)
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- 00:11:37,887 --> 00:11:39,887
- KAPPA MEMBER KUJO: (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
- I don't know you're good for it.
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- 00:11:39,889 --> 00:11:42,524
- - Get the fuck out of here.
- - STARVING STEVEN: Look, I'll pay double.
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- 00:11:42,526 --> 00:11:43,526
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- The fair.
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- Triple?
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- 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,764
- All right, fine.
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- 00:11:50,766 --> 00:11:52,502
- Oh, sweet Jesus!
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- 00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:56,904
- All I got...
- All I got is my ramen money.
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- 00:11:56,906 --> 00:11:59,440
- (LAUGHTER)
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- 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,743
- Okay, well, then you starve
- or you walk to class.
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- 00:12:02,911 --> 00:12:04,911
- I ain't walking across campus.
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- 00:12:04,913 --> 00:12:07,947
- That's worse than starving.
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- 00:12:07,949 --> 00:12:10,917
- - STARVING STEVEN: Oh, wait...
- - All right, give him his bike.
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- 00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,219
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- You're scrawny as hell.
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- 00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:14,922
- Are you going to be even able
- to ride this thing? (LAUGHS)
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- 00:12:14,924 --> 00:12:16,559
- When's the last time
- you ate?
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- 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,427
- (STARVING STEVEN LAUGHS)
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- 00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:23,599
- First day on campus, and
- you're already making enemies.
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- 00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:28,368
- Looks like
- you could use a friend.
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- 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:31,939
- The way you handled
- those brutes was astonishing.
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- 00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:34,641
- Bravo.
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- 00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:38,811
- And let me guess... Did the
- Dean give you those papers?
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- 00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:40,980
- You know a lot about me
- for someone I've never met.
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- 00:12:40,982 --> 00:12:42,584
- It's a university.
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- 00:12:43,318 --> 00:12:44,486
- A place of learning.
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- 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,786
- Excuse my manners...
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- 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,523
- Augustus Washington III.
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- 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:53,294
- I saw your picture
- in the Dean's office.
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- 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,228
- Your fro's bigger in person.
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- 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,296
- Thank you.
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- 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,332
- Oh, God, thank you guys!
- Oh, man.
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- 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:02,167
- I thought I was going to have
- to go all semester without one.
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- 00:13:02,169 --> 00:13:05,837
- You see, we could work
- together with a common goal
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- 00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:08,507
- to create a meaningful
- experience and grow together
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- 00:13:08,509 --> 00:13:11,078
- as men of The Society.
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- 00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:15,747
- Where we board together,
- look after one another,
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- 00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:19,852
- including retrieving
- stolen bicycles.
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- 00:13:21,854 --> 00:13:23,989
- Dean's looking into it, so...
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- 00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:25,791
- Thanks, but no thanks.
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- 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,194
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
- The Dean?
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- 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,994
- Good luck with that.
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- 00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:31,598
- All right, well,
- if you're so...
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- 00:13:39,072 --> 00:13:42,140
- This is, like, the exact
- same as my stolen bike!
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- 00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:44,107
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Scram, geek!
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- 00:13:44,109 --> 00:13:45,175
- KAPPA MEMBER KUJO:
- Get out of my sight!
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- 00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:46,445
- You're making
- the street ugly.
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- 00:13:52,185 --> 00:13:53,885
- KAPPA MEMBER: Come back
- here, you little moron!
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- 00:13:54,554 --> 00:13:55,822
- (SCREAMING)
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- 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,326
- STARVING HEMSLEY:
- An underground bike ring?
- 226
- 00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,728
- Are you kidding me?
- 227
- 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:05,829
- What is this?
- 228
- 00:14:05,831 --> 00:14:07,364
- Why don't you get someone
- else to read this slop?
- 229
- 00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:09,231
- This is serious.
- 230
- 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:10,899
- It affects all of us.
- 231
- 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,268
- You guys are living
- in the darkness,
- 232
- 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:16,539
- and this... This is the
- light that will set you free.
- 233
- 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,241
- Come on, give us
- what you owe us!
- 234
- 00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:19,378
- Yeah!
- 235
- 00:14:22,814 --> 00:14:26,649
- Ugh! You all wouldn't know a good
- story if it bit you in the ass.
- 236
- 00:14:26,651 --> 00:14:27,853
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- 237
- 00:14:47,171 --> 00:14:48,871
- That's very hipster of you.
- 238
- 00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:50,073
- Wrong room, pal.
- 239
- 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,541
- - This 306?
- - Yeah.
- 240
- 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,910
- I think we're roommates.
- 241
- 00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:56,279
- (DINGS)
- 242
- 00:14:57,714 --> 00:14:58,715
- (GROANS)
- 243
- 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,217
- FRESHMAN: Co-ed?
- 244
- 00:15:02,219 --> 00:15:04,921
- Well, the Dean cut funds,
- so now everything's co-ed.
- 245
- 00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:07,555
- What was going on out there?
- 246
- 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:08,923
- You a freshman or something?
- 247
- 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:09,926
- Yeah.
- 248
- 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,195
- (SIGHS)
- 249
- 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,696
- The name's Piper.
- 250
- 00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:20,035
- Editor-in-Chief, publisher, photographer,
- and president of The Journal.
- 251
- 00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:26,910
- So, what's this underground
- bike ring you're talking about?
- 252
- 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:28,776
- You read it?
- 253
- 00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:30,413
- A bike ring
- is a little far-fetched.
- 254
- 00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:32,080
- (SCOFFS)
- 255
- 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:35,315
- My bike got stolen today,
- 256
- 00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:38,018
- so... The Deans's
- looking into it.
- 257
- 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,755
- I got to fill this thing
- out for him.
- 258
- 00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:41,256
- (LAUGHS)
- 259
- 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,158
- What's so funny?
- 260
- 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,958
- Hey, 303?
- 261
- 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,929
- - What year are you?
- - MAN: Junior!
- 262
- 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:50,497
- - When did you get your bike stolen?
- - Freshman year!
- 263
- 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,632
- - How's the Deans's investigation?
- - MAN: Ongoing!
- 264
- 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,734
- - 304? What year are you?
- - WOMAN: Senior!
- 265
- 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,336
- When did you get
- your bike stolen?
- 266
- 00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:57,437
- WOMAN: Freshman year!
- 267
- 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,638
- How's the Dean's
- investigation?
- 268
- 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,339
- WOMAN: (STAMMERS) Ongoing!
- 269
- 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:03,142
- - 301? What year are you?
- - MAN 2: Sophomore.
- 270
- 00:16:03,144 --> 00:16:05,411
- - When did you get your bike stolen?
- - Which one?
- 271
- 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,479
- The first one!
- 272
- 00:16:06,481 --> 00:16:07,580
- MAN 2: Freshman year.
- 273
- 00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:09,315
- PIPER: How's the Deans's
- investigation?
- 274
- 00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:11,518
- - MAN 2: For which one?
- - The first one!
- 275
- 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,619
- MAN 2: Ongoing!
- 276
- 00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,522
- - PIPER: And the other one?
- - Ongoing!
- 277
- 00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:17,990
- STUDENTS: Ongoing!
- 278
- 00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:18,993
- (WOMAN SWEARING)
- 279
- 00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:22,294
- (PIPER LAUGHS)
- 280
- 00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,530
- You're nothing but a
- tuition check to the Dean.
- 281
- 00:16:24,532 --> 00:16:25,965
- That's it.
- 282
- 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:30,335
- He ups tuitions, cuts funds, and
- watches all the houses go under.
- 283
- 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,503
- Student loans and all.
- 284
- 00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:33,438
- The sororities
- were the first to go.
- 285
- 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,378
- Now, Kappa Brutis Omega and The
- High Society are the only ones left.
- 286
- 00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:41,647
- Oh, and, uh, speaking
- from experience,
- 287
- 00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:44,784
- you fill those out, and he'll
- shuffle them straight to the back.
- 288
- 00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,559
- (DISTORTED LAUGHING)
- 289
- 00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:02,536
- What did I say?
- 290
- 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,709
- (CHUCKLES)
- 291
- 00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,078
- Buddy boy...
- 292
- 00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:15,512
- How's, uh, foot patrol?
- 293
- 00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:17,214
- You've got 10 seconds
- to give me back my bike
- 294
- 00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:19,083
- before I break
- your stupid, fucking glasses.
- 295
- 00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:21,921
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 296
- 00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:24,758
- (LAUGHS)
- 297
- 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,726
- Well...
- 298
- 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,765
- That's no way
- to talk to me.
- 299
- 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:36,434
- Look, I know.
- 300
- 00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:39,502
- You're still sore.
- 301
- 00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:43,272
- But I'm, I'm, I'm sure if
- you go check lost and found,
- 302
- 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:45,208
- they'll find your bike
- somewhere.
- 303
- 00:17:46,945 --> 00:17:50,716
- But, if you're, uh,
- looking to dance,
- 304
- 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,418
- I'm waiting, buddy boy.
- 305
- 00:17:56,421 --> 00:17:59,021
- Oh, your bike, man,
- that was... Whew!
- 306
- 00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:00,556
- That was a clean machine.
- 307
- 00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,792
- That was some
- solid craftsmanship.
- 308
- 00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:05,061
- I'm sure a starving student
- 309
- 00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:08,430
- wouldn't know what to do
- with it, you see?
- 310
- 00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:11,132
- Now, if it was my bike,
- 311
- 00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:15,205
- Well, I'd never let it
- out of my sight,
- 312
- 00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:19,810
- but it's not, so...
- 313
- 00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:28,483
- Don't...
- 314
- 00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:32,954
- Don't ever embarrass one of
- my members on my porch again.
- 315
- 00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:35,225
- Okay? Got it?
- 316
- 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,936
- Spunky? Oh, baby,
- don't you know...
- 317
- 00:18:46,469 --> 00:18:48,137
- (LAUGHS)
- 318
- 00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:49,805
- Oh!
- 319
- 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,774
- Bye-bye!
- 320
- 00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:53,943
- I don't like him.
- 321
- 00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:57,113
- I don't like him.
- 322
- 00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:04,985
- DEAN: Don't turn your $150
- bicycle into my $200,000 problem.
- 323
- 00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:07,188
- PIPER: You're nothing but a
- tuition check to the Dean.
- 324
- 00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,925
- (SIGHS)
- 325
- 00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:14,094
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: And at The
- Society, we look after one another,
- 326
- 00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:17,133
- including retrieving
- stolen bicycles.
- 327
- 00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:28,777
- May I help you?
- 328
- 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,683
- Yeah, uh, where's Augustus?
- 329
- 00:19:34,983 --> 00:19:36,151
- (LAUGHS)
- 330
- 00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:42,954
- Not many prospects
- get invites to The Society.
- 331
- 00:19:42,956 --> 00:19:46,758
- I am elated
- to have you on board.
- 332
- 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,395
- Together, we can bring
- the Kappas to their knees.
- 333
- 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:55,136
- There is a small initiation that
- we need to enact before we begin.
- 334
- 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,536
- What initiation?
- 335
- 00:19:57,538 --> 00:20:01,041
- It's to ensure your
- conviction to The Society.
- 336
- 00:20:06,212 --> 00:20:08,247
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- What? Suck a dick!
- 337
- 00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:10,581
- Fuck you!
- 338
- 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,985
- What about my bike?
- 339
- 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,519
- After the initiation.
- 340
- 00:20:14,521 --> 00:20:16,555
- If you could meet us
- 341
- 00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:20,158
- there down the road in,
- say... 5 minutes,
- 342
- 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,096
- then we can begin
- the process.
- 343
- 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,830
- That's a sorority house.
- 344
- 00:20:25,832 --> 00:20:26,897
- (LAUGHS)
- 345
- 00:20:26,899 --> 00:20:29,200
- Oh, is that what that is?
- 346
- 00:20:29,202 --> 00:20:33,236
- Sororities have been extinct
- for quite some time.
- 347
- 00:20:33,238 --> 00:20:36,240
- We use it for pledging, so
- that you can earn your specs.
- 348
- 00:20:36,242 --> 00:20:37,777
- I don't need glasses.
- 349
- 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,247
- Neither do we.
- 350
- 00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:49,454
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- 351
- 00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:04,903
- SOCIETY MEMBER: Move! Move!
- Before they come back!
- 352
- 00:21:07,139 --> 00:21:09,040
- SOCIETY MEMBER: Drop these off!
- There's more in the back!
- 353
- 00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:20,384
- Hello?
- 354
- 00:22:00,924 --> 00:22:03,927
- (CHANTING) Kappa, Kappa,
- 355
- 00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:08,031
- Kappa, Kappa,
- 356
- 00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:11,768
- Kappa, Kappa,
- 357
- 00:22:12,869 --> 00:22:15,672
- Kappa, Kappa,
- 358
- 00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:19,542
- (DISTORTED) Kappa, Kappa...
- 359
- 00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:35,325
- (GLASS BREAKING)
- 360
- 00:22:40,495 --> 00:22:41,797
- (GRUNTS)
- 361
- 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,008
- (PANTING)
- 362
- 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,146
- PIPER: Hey! Hey!
- 363
- 00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:01,850
- Come on! Quick!
- 364
- 00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:08,888
- KAPPA MEMBERS: Come here, boy!
- Come back here!
- 365
- 00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:12,024
- Just get him! Come on!
- Let's get his ass!
- 366
- 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:14,929
- (KAPPA MEMBERS CLAMORING)
- 367
- 00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:19,566
- (CHUCKLES)
- 368
- 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:27,074
- - The Freshman survived the trap.
- - Hmm.
- 369
- 00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:32,677
- - I don't like that.
- - Me neither. Me neither.
- 370
- 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:36,014
- DEAN: Attention, everyone,
- it's near the end of the day,
- 371
- 00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:38,182
- and I have
- an emergency announcement...
- 372
- 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,619
- Kappa Brutis Omega
- will not be hosting
- 373
- 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,587
- the bike fair tomorrow.
- 374
- 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,756
- - Then, who's hosting it?
- - Who do you think?
- 375
- 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,760
- All right, the High Society will be
- hosting at 8:00 a.m. in the court.
- 376
- 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,094
- PALMER: They took the bikes?
- I swear to God,
- 377
- 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,397
- I'm going to tell your mother!
- 378
- 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:52,463
- Why would you let them
- take the bikes?
- 379
- 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,098
- NARRATOR: With no one
- in his corner,
- 380
- 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,002
- the Freshman quickly realized if he
- ever wanted to see his bike again,
- 381
- 00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:02,273
- he'd have to find a way to
- bring down both fraternities.
- 382
- 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,709
- DEAN: No one has ever passed
- their requirements.
- 383
- 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,713
- So, why don't you try
- and be the first?
- 384
- 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:10,646
- Hey, you got class
- before 8:00?
- 385
- 00:24:10,648 --> 00:24:13,084
- I wouldn't schedule a class
- that early to save my life.
- 386
- 00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:15,155
- - Where do you keep your wheels?
- - What's up?
- 387
- 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,296
- (SPLUTTERING)
- 388
- 00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:33,736
- JESSUP: This is not adding up This is
- not... This is not excellent, guys!
- 389
- 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:35,305
- Do you guys wanna go
- get a cup of java?
- 390
- 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,807
- Will that speed you up?
- 391
- 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,309
- Go fast now and know that at the
- end of the road, there's java.
- 392
- 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,609
- What are you up to?
- 393
- 00:24:40,611 --> 00:24:41,746
- JESSUP:
- You know what I mean?
- 394
- 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,080
- Guys, please!
- 395
- 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,382
- Give me a second.
- 396
- 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:47,283
- Augustus would not be happy about this.
- He'd be pissed off.
- 397
- 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,752
- What's a good vocabulary
- word for "pissed off"?
- 398
- 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:50,820
- SOCIETY MEMBER:
- Affronted.
- 399
- 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:51,921
- That's what he would be.
- 400
- 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,521
- You know it.
- 401
- 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,692
- He would be very affronted.
- Yeah...
- 402
- 00:24:56,927 --> 00:24:58,161
- Oh, no.
- (GRUNTS)
- 403
- 00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:10,874
- See? I told you,
- and I told them!
- 404
- 00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,643
- Shh!
- 405
- 00:25:15,812 --> 00:25:17,278
- - Shh!
- - Shh!
- 406
- 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,615
- You're the one knocking down
- all of the bikes, brainiac!
- 407
- 00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:24,554
- (SIGHS) We can get these back to
- the students they stole them from...
- 408
- 00:25:25,722 --> 00:25:27,722
- Hey, what are you doing?
- 409
- 00:25:27,724 --> 00:25:29,724
- Stop that! We can't give
- them back like that!
- 410
- 00:25:29,726 --> 00:25:31,228
- I'm not giving them back.
- 411
- 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:35,963
- I need a bike.
- 412
- 00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:37,501
- - What happened to your last bike?
- - Stolen.
- 413
- 00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:39,835
- That's too bad.
- 414
- 00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:43,370
- Did you make a reservation?
- 415
- 00:25:43,372 --> 00:25:47,175
- No, I didn't know you
- needed to make reservations.
- 416
- 00:25:47,177 --> 00:25:50,579
- PIPER: So, how does this
- fit into your master plan?
- 417
- 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:52,915
- Don't worry about it.
- 418
- 00:25:56,385 --> 00:25:58,919
- - What are you always listening to?
- - Why?
- 419
- 00:25:58,921 --> 00:26:00,220
- - We're roomies.
- - So?
- 420
- 00:26:00,222 --> 00:26:01,854
- - What's wrong with you?
- - What's wrong with you?
- 421
- 00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:03,022
- You never answered
- my question.
- 422
- 00:26:03,024 --> 00:26:04,592
- Yeah, because you never
- answered mine.
- 423
- 00:26:06,161 --> 00:26:07,496
- Cagey.
- 424
- 00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:12,201
- This is all I got.
- 425
- 00:26:15,438 --> 00:26:17,072
- BOTH: It's non-refundable.
- 426
- 00:26:21,276 --> 00:26:22,410
- Have a nice day.
- 427
- 00:26:25,346 --> 00:26:27,779
- STARVING STEVEN:
- Okay, okay.
- 428
- 00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:29,714
- Is it all there?
- 429
- 00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:31,083
- - 150.
- - Good.
- 430
- 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:32,086
- STARVING STEVEN: Ah!
- 431
- 00:26:32,853 --> 00:26:34,921
- Hey, this bike's busted!
- 432
- 00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:35,924
- Ah!
- 433
- 00:26:36,758 --> 00:26:38,393
- Come on!
- 434
- 00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:41,194
- Something's wrong
- with the bikes.
- 435
- 00:26:41,196 --> 00:26:42,861
- STARVING STEVEN:
- Aw, fuck!
- 436
- 00:26:42,863 --> 00:26:43,864
- Kappas!
- 437
- 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,869
- Well, come on.
- Come on, guys! That's it?
- 438
- 00:26:51,872 --> 00:26:53,771
- I can get a better shot
- from over there.
- 439
- 00:26:53,773 --> 00:26:54,975
- Go get it.
- 440
- 00:26:56,076 --> 00:26:58,212
- You think you're so clever.
- 441
- 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,554
- (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 442
- 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:11,724
- Mozart.
- 443
- 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,325
- Symphony 35.
- 444
- 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:14,459
- Haffner's Serenade?
- 445
- 00:27:14,461 --> 00:27:16,629
- No, Haffner's Symphony.
- 446
- 00:27:18,397 --> 00:27:19,398
- Leonidas!
- 447
- 00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:21,467
- Oh, my God!
- 448
- 00:27:26,005 --> 00:27:27,307
- Stand your ground.
- 449
- 00:27:29,642 --> 00:27:30,643
- Shit!
- 450
- 00:27:32,845 --> 00:27:34,945
- (HIGH SOCIETY MEMBERS
- SCREAMING)
- 451
- 00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:35,948
- (KAPPA MEMBERS CLAMORING)
- 452
- 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,624
- Oh, God! Oh...
- 453
- 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,693
- I'm coming for you.
- 454
- 00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,203
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Come here, tub-tub!
- 455
- 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:04,042
- (ALL SHOUTING)
- 456
- 00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:06,511
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- 457
- 00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:19,189
- KAPPA MEMBER: Oh-oh,
- I broke this one's glasses!
- 458
- 00:28:19,191 --> 00:28:21,156
- YVETTE: These brakes
- are snapped.
- 459
- 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,891
- Salvage what you can.
- 460
- 00:28:22,893 --> 00:28:24,126
- (PIPER PANTING)
- 461
- 00:28:24,128 --> 00:28:25,994
- Hey, boss, look who
- we caught snooping around.
- 462
- 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,362
- PIPER: Let me go!
- 463
- 00:28:27,364 --> 00:28:28,463
- PALMER: Get her up here.
- 464
- 00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:29,500
- No!
- 465
- 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,671
- I haven't seen you
- since when... Like, uh,
- 466
- 00:28:34,472 --> 00:28:36,305
- - freshman year?
- - Don't touch me!
- 467
- 00:28:36,307 --> 00:28:39,343
- That's a nice camera.
- 468
- 00:28:42,413 --> 00:28:43,744
- Knowing you, this is what,
- 469
- 00:28:43,746 --> 00:28:45,480
- five, ten years out of date?
- 470
- 00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:46,650
- Twenty!
- 471
- 00:28:48,718 --> 00:28:50,654
- Careful! That's antique glass.
- 472
- 00:28:55,858 --> 00:28:58,226
- Smile. You'll look better.
- 473
- 00:28:58,228 --> 00:28:59,994
- Hey! Don't touch that!
- 474
- 00:28:59,996 --> 00:29:02,364
- Honey? Baby? Uh...
- 475
- 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:03,432
- (SCREAMS)
- 476
- 00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:05,601
- I'm so sorry, Piper.
- Was that yours?
- 477
- 00:29:05,603 --> 00:29:08,338
- Duh, bitch! Let me go!
- 478
- 00:29:08,871 --> 00:29:10,373
- Let her go.
- 479
- 00:29:20,182 --> 00:29:22,550
- Don't ever embarrass me
- like that again, okay?
- 480
- 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,687
- Hey, boss! Guys,
- we got security on the way!
- 481
- 00:29:26,888 --> 00:29:30,458
- PALMER: All right, gentlemen,
- we're not retreating!
- 482
- 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:33,628
- We are advancing
- in a different direction!
- 483
- 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:35,397
- - (ALL CHEERING)
- - PALMER: Ready?
- 484
- 00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:37,399
- Yeah, come on!
- 485
- 00:30:08,795 --> 00:30:10,399
- They don't pay you enough.
- 486
- 00:30:14,502 --> 00:30:18,439
- Hey, do you think you can get these
- bikes to the dormitory for me?
- 487
- 00:30:25,446 --> 00:30:26,513
- Thanks.
- 488
- 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:36,689
- You have to believe me! They have the
- stolen bikes packed in their garage.
- 489
- 00:30:36,691 --> 00:30:38,256
- STARVING NICO: Do you
- have any pictures of this?
- 490
- 00:30:38,258 --> 00:30:41,361
- - They broke my camera.
- - STARVING SUSAN: Yeah, well, are there any witnesses?
- 491
- 00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:43,697
- He saw it!
- 492
- 00:30:44,964 --> 00:30:46,497
- I don't know
- what she's talking about.
- 493
- 00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:47,864
- What?
- 494
- 00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:50,501
- (STUTTERS)
- I'm telling the truth!
- 495
- 00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:51,636
- STARVING NICO:
- With no evidence.
- 496
- 00:30:51,638 --> 00:30:53,303
- Then why else
- would they act like that?
- 497
- 00:30:53,305 --> 00:30:54,672
- STARVING HEMSLEY:
- Frats will be frats, Piper.
- 498
- 00:30:54,674 --> 00:30:56,540
- Oh, that is B.S.,
- and you know it!
- 499
- 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:59,510
- People can't bring nice bikes and
- expect them not to get stolen.
- 500
- 00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:01,779
- STARVING HEMSLEY: Yeah, you can't
- just expect us to believe you.
- 501
- 00:31:01,781 --> 00:31:05,015
- We cannot let Palmer
- keep getting away with this!
- 502
- 00:31:05,017 --> 00:31:08,018
- STARVING SUSAN: Oh, so,
- that's what this is about?
- 503
- 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,186
- STARVING HEMSLEY:
- Are we back on that again?
- 504
- 00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:10,788
- She couldn't pin ex-lover
- boy with the first story,
- 505
- 00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:12,723
- so she had to make up
- a new one. Real classy.
- 506
- 00:31:12,725 --> 00:31:14,126
- It's not a story!
- 507
- 00:31:23,869 --> 00:31:25,704
- You think I don't know
- what you're doing?
- 508
- 00:31:30,476 --> 00:31:32,676
- You ever written anything,
- Freshman?
- 509
- 00:31:32,678 --> 00:31:34,143
- In high school.
- 510
- 00:31:34,145 --> 00:31:38,649
- And I bet you double-sized the periods
- to get an extra quarter of a page.
- 511
- 00:31:41,853 --> 00:31:43,017
- So, what? Who didn't?
- 512
- 00:31:43,019 --> 00:31:44,653
- I didn't.
- 513
- 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:47,923
- Twelve point font. Times New Roman.
- One inch margins.
- 514
- 00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:51,394
- Proper header and footer. Checked
- and double-checked sources.
- 515
- 00:31:51,396 --> 00:31:53,162
- Triple checked
- for good measure.
- 516
- 00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:55,164
- Five hundred words per page.
- 517
- 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,932
- So, when a freshman who
- double-sizes his periods,
- 518
- 00:31:57,934 --> 00:32:00,770
- cheats the margins, gets
- into the same college as me,
- 519
- 00:32:00,772 --> 00:32:02,404
- and uses that same mentality
- 520
- 00:32:02,406 --> 00:32:04,406
- to screw other students
- out of their bikes,
- 521
- 00:32:04,408 --> 00:32:06,076
- how do you think
- that makes me feel?
- 522
- 00:32:07,878 --> 00:32:10,246
- I found my own frame.
- 523
- 00:32:10,248 --> 00:32:12,046
- Installed my own shift
- and brake cables.
- 524
- 00:32:12,048 --> 00:32:13,749
- Found my handle bars.
- 525
- 00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:15,751
- Fixed my own flat tires.
- 526
- 00:32:15,753 --> 00:32:17,721
- And cleaned my chain
- and cassette.
- 527
- 00:32:19,623 --> 00:32:21,222
- I know what hard work is.
- 528
- 00:32:21,224 --> 00:32:23,023
- That bicycle ring story
- still working for you?
- 529
- 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:24,925
- That's just the gravy,
- Freshman.
- 530
- 00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:27,595
- Here's the potatoes:
- Palmer's sorority girl.
- 531
- 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,631
- I thought you said
- sororities don't exist.
- 532
- 00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:31,967
- Well, maybe it's time
- they made a comeback.
- 533
- 00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:39,810
- (REWINDS AND STOPS)
- 534
- 00:32:51,787 --> 00:32:54,922
- If you could get the guy who's
- in charge of your bike fair,
- 535
- 00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:56,324
- I'd appreciate it.
- 536
- 00:32:59,295 --> 00:33:00,563
- (GUN COCKS, FIRES)
- 537
- 00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:06,500
- Get Augustus out here.
- 538
- 00:33:06,502 --> 00:33:07,935
- - He's occupied.
- - Tell him, it's business.
- 539
- 00:33:07,937 --> 00:33:09,638
- He's occupied indefinitely.
- 540
- 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,406
- Okay?
- 541
- 00:33:13,808 --> 00:33:15,641
- Just put me
- in his schedule.
- 542
- 00:33:15,643 --> 00:33:16,644
- I lost my pen.
- 543
- 00:33:17,946 --> 00:33:19,012
- (SCREAMS)
- 544
- 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:28,089
- FRESHMAN: Heard, uh,
- you guys lost a lot of bikes.
- 545
- 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,157
- Yeah?
- 546
- 00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:33,828
- You got something
- you want to say?
- 547
- 00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:36,495
- You want to know
- where to get them?
- 548
- 00:33:36,497 --> 00:33:39,498
- PALMER: Okay, listen here, you
- namby-pamby, I don't want broken bikes.
- 549
- 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,967
- I want clean machines.
- 550
- 00:33:40,969 --> 00:33:44,269
- FRESHMAN: I could fix these
- bikes, but it'll cost you.
- 551
- 00:33:44,271 --> 00:33:45,637
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
- Are you attempting
- 552
- 00:33:45,639 --> 00:33:49,209
- to make me procure my own
- goods for your financial gain?
- 553
- 00:33:52,346 --> 00:33:55,113
- FRESHMAN: $4,000 and I can get them back
- to you better than they were before.
- 554
- 00:33:55,115 --> 00:33:56,781
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
- $4,000 is too high.
- 555
- 00:33:56,783 --> 00:33:58,048
- FRESHMAN: It's a steal.
- 556
- 00:33:58,050 --> 00:33:59,218
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: It's
- still too high. Far too high.
- 557
- 00:34:00,787 --> 00:34:04,023
- PALMER: You think that The Society
- can give you something that I can't?
- 558
- 00:34:05,358 --> 00:34:06,960
- Maybe I'll sell them
- to the Kappas.
- 559
- 00:34:08,027 --> 00:34:09,660
- Shit!
- 560
- 00:34:09,662 --> 00:34:13,065
- Wait! We're businessmen.
- 561
- 00:34:14,902 --> 00:34:17,234
- FRESHMAN:
- There's a lot of them.
- 562
- 00:34:17,236 --> 00:34:19,470
- You could make
- a pretty penny.
- 563
- 00:34:19,472 --> 00:34:21,505
- We can't let the Kappas
- reclaim them.
- 564
- 00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:23,207
- - Yeah, we can't let the...
- - No, shh...
- 565
- 00:34:23,209 --> 00:34:25,209
- - (STUTTERS) That's for us.
- - I'm so sorry.
- 566
- 00:34:25,211 --> 00:34:28,712
- You tell that fucking
- disco maniac motherfucker
- 567
- 00:34:28,714 --> 00:34:30,883
- that he isn't getting one bit
- of my fucking money, okay?
- 568
- 00:34:33,518 --> 00:34:35,719
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: How do
- I know it's worth the purchase?
- 569
- 00:34:35,721 --> 00:34:37,755
- PALMER: I need to make sure
- the goods are clean.
- 570
- 00:34:37,757 --> 00:34:40,324
- I need to make sure
- everything's...
- 571
- 00:34:40,326 --> 00:34:43,359
- How the Italians say,
- capisce.
- 572
- 00:34:43,361 --> 00:34:44,764
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: I
- wouldn't want to be bamboozled.
- 573
- 00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:47,764
- He's a text book bamboozler.
- 574
- 00:34:47,766 --> 00:34:50,233
- No, fuck you and your bicycle!
- Fuck you!
- 575
- 00:34:50,235 --> 00:34:52,635
- We've lost a lot of men today,
- sir, over this very thing.
- 576
- 00:34:52,637 --> 00:34:54,673
- It's the cost
- of doing business.
- 577
- 00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:00,612
- Deal.
- 578
- 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,081
- Deal.
- 579
- 00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:16,126
- If I find one bicycle
- with a splintered spoke...
- 580
- 00:35:18,462 --> 00:35:19,897
- This better be worth it.
- 581
- 00:35:28,974 --> 00:35:30,272
- Guard this door
- with your life.
- 582
- 00:35:30,274 --> 00:35:33,377
- I don't care if it's the Pope
- or Charles Darwin himself!
- 583
- 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:45,822
- Hmm, what are you reading?
- 584
- 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,961
- (GROWLS)
- 585
- 00:35:59,636 --> 00:36:00,637
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- 586
- 00:36:05,307 --> 00:36:08,111
- Wait! I just want to show you something.
- All right?
- 587
- 00:36:10,613 --> 00:36:12,248
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 588
- 00:36:14,149 --> 00:36:15,485
- (GRUNTS)
- 589
- 00:36:16,251 --> 00:36:17,487
- Ow!
- 590
- 00:36:20,455 --> 00:36:22,756
- (MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY
- IN HEADPHONES)
- 591
- 00:36:22,758 --> 00:36:23,925
- Ah!
- 592
- 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,443
- (CLICK)
- 593
- 00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:04,365
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- 594
- 00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:25,686
- The Kappas.
- 595
- 00:37:26,987 --> 00:37:28,055
- What's our move?
- 596
- 00:37:31,491 --> 00:37:32,826
- (METALLIC SCRAPING)
- 597
- 00:37:44,503 --> 00:37:45,704
- Okay, where's my bike?
- 598
- 00:37:55,849 --> 00:37:58,784
- PALMER: Is that
- all of them? Huh?
- 599
- 00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:08,961
- (SIGHS)
- 600
- 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:10,729
- It's too convenient.
- 601
- 00:38:11,797 --> 00:38:13,398
- - (TWIG BREAKS)
- - Shh!
- 602
- 00:38:20,873 --> 00:38:22,107
- Washington?
- 603
- 00:38:22,775 --> 00:38:24,875
- Palmer...
- 604
- 00:38:24,877 --> 00:38:28,410
- Still haven't graduated past
- the second grade, I see.
- 605
- 00:38:28,412 --> 00:38:30,081
- (SARCASTICALLY)
- Hardy har, har, har...
- 606
- 00:38:46,664 --> 00:38:48,398
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
- I'll be taking these.
- 607
- 00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:52,968
- Do you know what
- trypanophobia is, Palmer?
- 608
- 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:55,570
- It's the fear of needles.
- 609
- 00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:58,609
- Like when a doctor
- draws blood.
- 610
- 00:38:59,309 --> 00:39:02,445
- Or even numbs your gums.
- Hmm?
- 611
- 00:39:03,915 --> 00:39:05,183
- (LAUGHS)
- 612
- 00:39:06,050 --> 00:39:07,617
- Or even an eye.
- 613
- 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:12,153
- I want all
- of your bicycle intake
- 614
- 00:39:12,155 --> 00:39:15,690
- for the rest of senior year.
- 615
- 00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:19,294
- And, if you think
- about reneging on our deal,
- 616
- 00:39:19,296 --> 00:39:21,461
- remember what happened
- here today.
- 617
- 00:39:21,463 --> 00:39:25,233
- And know that the one who set you
- up was not I, but the Freshman.
- 618
- 00:39:25,235 --> 00:39:27,037
- The Freshman.
- 619
- 00:39:30,774 --> 00:39:32,441
- FRESHMAN: Piper?
- 620
- 00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:35,111
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
- Nod if you understand.
- 621
- 00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:50,392
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: Now,
- be a good little doggy and shoo.
- 622
- 00:39:56,531 --> 00:39:57,967
- (DOOR THUDS)
- 623
- 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,337
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- 624
- 00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:21,656
- Shit!
- 625
- 00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:40,841
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Scotch on the rocks.
- 626
- 00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:44,444
- Where's the Freshman?
- 627
- 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,546
- Not sure, boss.
- 628
- 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,867
- Hey,
- 629
- 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:10,803
- I need some muscle.
- 630
- 00:41:12,071 --> 00:41:13,639
- Family meeting!
- 631
- 00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:16,709
- Family meeting!
- 632
- 00:41:22,115 --> 00:41:24,083
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Hey, uh, boss, you okay?
- 633
- 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,719
- No, no...
- 634
- 00:41:27,387 --> 00:41:29,253
- Everything isn't fucking okay.
- 635
- 00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:31,288
- Every single
- goddamn second...
- 636
- 00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:32,990
- Every single
- goddamn second,
- 637
- 00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:34,590
- these sons of bitches
- come at me.
- 638
- 00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:38,730
- I want you to hit that motherfucker
- so hard, his afro falls off, okay?
- 639
- 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:55,011
- Sir, the Freshman
- has arrived.
- 640
- 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,112
- He has another proposition.
- 641
- 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,447
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
- I'm not interested.
- 642
- 00:41:57,449 --> 00:41:59,351
- Tell him to find
- another dupe.
- 643
- 00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:01,852
- You may want to hear this.
- 644
- 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,458
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: You must
- certainly want your bike back.
- 645
- 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,491
- Even for a freshman,
- this is pretty low.
- 646
- 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:10,829
- PALMER: Yvette!
- 647
- 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,929
- KAPPA MEMBERS: Yvette!
- 648
- 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,864
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
- What's the catch?
- 649
- 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,300
- PALMER: Baby!
- Find her! Find her!
- 650
- 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:20,004
- There's always a catch.
- Always.
- 651
- 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,773
- $1,000, plus my bike.
- 652
- 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,241
- (LAUGHS)
- 653
- 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:27,444
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 654
- 00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:34,950
- There goes Spring Fling.
- 655
- 00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,820
- I hope you didn't have
- a date already.
- 656
- 00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:43,191
- What say we meet back in my
- quarters in, say, 45 minutes?
- 657
- 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,726
- You got yourself a deal.
- 658
- 00:42:45,728 --> 00:42:48,164
- AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: I'll have
- your bike waiting in our garage.
- 659
- 00:42:50,199 --> 00:42:52,802
- Jessup, get our men ready.
- 660
- 00:42:54,037 --> 00:42:56,571
- (PALMER SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
- 661
- 00:43:14,222 --> 00:43:15,657
- PIPER: Pencil dick.
- 662
- 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,231
- If you hate yourself enough, you'll
- let anyone do anything to you.
- 663
- 00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:24,664
- I know I did.
- 664
- 00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,099
- Well, if she wants help,
- she can ask for it.
- 665
- 00:43:26,101 --> 00:43:27,734
- Ask who?
- 666
- 00:43:27,736 --> 00:43:29,302
- This place encourages
- everything
- 667
- 00:43:29,304 --> 00:43:31,006
- and protects nothing.
- 668
- 00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:37,279
- What did you do this time?
- 669
- 00:43:38,013 --> 00:43:39,412
- Are there ten bills here?
- 670
- 00:43:39,414 --> 00:43:40,846
- What did you do?
- 671
- 00:43:40,848 --> 00:43:42,616
- I got my bike back
- and made some cash doing it.
- 672
- 00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:44,251
- Off of what?
- 673
- 00:43:51,226 --> 00:43:53,094
- I didn't think
- it would be that easy.
- 674
- 00:43:54,595 --> 00:43:55,694
- I should get more.
- 675
- 00:43:55,696 --> 00:43:57,196
- Ow! What the hell
- is your problem?
- 676
- 00:43:57,198 --> 00:43:59,133
- Do you even know
- what it's like in there?
- 677
- 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:00,866
- In Kappa Brutis?
- 678
- 00:44:00,868 --> 00:44:02,267
- Why do you care?
- 679
- 00:44:02,269 --> 00:44:04,303
- Are you serious?
- 680
- 00:44:04,305 --> 00:44:06,771
- Do you not see how Palmer
- manipulates her?
- 681
- 00:44:06,773 --> 00:44:09,273
- Come on. Piper, cut it out.
- 682
- 00:44:09,275 --> 00:44:12,579
- What do you expect?
- You want me to go back over?
- 683
- 00:44:12,581 --> 00:44:15,080
- Okay, I'll get her back,
- all right?
- 684
- 00:44:15,082 --> 00:44:18,083
- You really don't care about
- anyone but yourself, do you?
- 685
- 00:44:18,085 --> 00:44:19,184
- No, I don't.
- 686
- 00:44:19,186 --> 00:44:21,489
- But right now, I think
- I'd much rather be... Ow!
- 687
- 00:44:22,155 --> 00:44:23,788
- Prick.
- 688
- 00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:25,892
- - Piper...
- - Find a new roommate.
- 689
- 00:44:34,734 --> 00:44:37,603
- Oh, baby. Did they hurt you?
- 690
- 00:44:37,605 --> 00:44:40,140
- Come here. Come to Daddy.
- It's okay. It's okay.
- 691
- 00:44:43,742 --> 00:44:44,978
- (SLAPPING)
- 692
- 00:44:47,347 --> 00:44:49,482
- You know how much
- this cost me? Huh?
- 693
- 00:44:50,282 --> 00:44:51,850
- Get her out of here!
- 694
- 00:45:15,773 --> 00:45:17,308
- Hey, Palmer!
- 695
- 00:45:18,176 --> 00:45:19,710
- I want to rush.
- 696
- 00:45:51,242 --> 00:45:52,677
- Let's go inside.
- 697
- 00:45:56,746 --> 00:45:57,981
- Come on.
- 698
- 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:07,589
- PALMER: There's three very
- simple rules to being a Kappa.
- 699
- 00:46:07,591 --> 00:46:10,725
- Rule number one: always wear
- a rubber.
- 700
- 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:13,361
- Because we can't have any of that
- gonnor-herpa-syphilitic shit.
- 701
- 00:46:13,363 --> 00:46:16,097
- KAPPA MEMBER: Easy, man.
- Got to check you.
- 702
- 00:46:16,099 --> 00:46:18,032
- PALMER: Hey, come on, man.
- We're all friends.
- 703
- 00:46:18,034 --> 00:46:19,868
- KAPPA MEMBER: Easy...
- 704
- 00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:22,570
- What's in your hand, man?
- 705
- 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:24,271
- PALMER: We're all friends
- here, buddy boy.
- 706
- 00:46:24,273 --> 00:46:25,274
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Old school.
- 707
- 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:29,345
- PALMER: Hey, baby...
- Guess what?
- 708
- 00:46:30,145 --> 00:46:32,346
- Buddy boy here
- wants to pledge.
- 709
- 00:46:32,348 --> 00:46:34,948
- (SIGHS) Do we have
- to do that tonight?
- 710
- 00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:37,585
- Come on. It'll be fun.
- 711
- 00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:38,921
- I know... I just...
- 712
- 00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:42,690
- Nobody likes a prude.
- 713
- 00:46:42,692 --> 00:46:44,360
- Don't be that girl.
- 714
- 00:46:46,528 --> 00:46:48,197
- That's my girl.
- 715
- 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,699
- (WHISTLING)
- 716
- 00:46:52,701 --> 00:46:54,469
- She'll make an old dog
- break its chain.
- 717
- 00:46:56,137 --> 00:46:57,138
- Look at that.
- 718
- 00:46:58,574 --> 00:47:00,307
- Look, I'm sorry
- about the bike.
- 719
- 00:47:00,309 --> 00:47:02,910
- That was just business.
- 720
- 00:47:03,945 --> 00:47:05,481
- Nothing personal.
- 721
- 00:47:06,914 --> 00:47:08,615
- I wish your sisters
- were here.
- 722
- 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,683
- I mean, we'd have
- a full house, right, guys?
- 723
- 00:47:10,685 --> 00:47:11,783
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Yeah, that's right.
- 724
- 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:12,786
- Uh-huh.
- 725
- 00:47:14,255 --> 00:47:15,954
- You like red-headed sluts?
- 726
- 00:47:15,956 --> 00:47:17,124
- What?
- 727
- 00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:23,564
- Two red-headed sluts for me and
- buddy boy to slide into, right?
- 728
- 00:47:30,103 --> 00:47:31,104
- Cheers.
- 729
- 00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:33,675
- To God and country.
- 730
- 00:47:43,983 --> 00:47:45,520
- Come on, get them.
- 731
- 00:47:50,524 --> 00:47:53,493
- You're an interesting cat.
- You know?
- 732
- 00:47:54,761 --> 00:47:56,361
- I mean, I dig it.
- 733
- 00:47:56,363 --> 00:47:58,162
- I like your spunk.
- I like your attitude.
- 734
- 00:47:58,164 --> 00:48:00,964
- I think the Brotherhood
- is damn glad to have you.
- 735
- 00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:04,003
- You got that head down,
- quick walk kind of vibe.
- 736
- 00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:15,647
- Hey, no, no, come one.
- Come on. One more.
- 737
- 00:48:15,649 --> 00:48:17,348
- This is bullshit.
- I'm not doing this any more.
- 738
- 00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:19,149
- - What do you mean?
- - I'm not doing this.
- 739
- 00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:21,652
- Doing what? Again...
- 740
- 00:48:21,654 --> 00:48:23,554
- Why do you have to embarrass
- me in front of company?
- 741
- 00:48:23,556 --> 00:48:26,657
- Jesus-H-Christ on a popsicle stick!
- Honey, come on.
- 742
- 00:48:26,659 --> 00:48:30,228
- Good. Another one.
- Thank you. Love you.
- 743
- 00:48:31,162 --> 00:48:33,530
- Don't look now,
- it's Jack Enberg.
- 744
- 00:48:33,532 --> 00:48:34,667
- He wants to blackball you.
- 745
- 00:48:42,641 --> 00:48:43,908
- Cheers.
- 746
- 00:49:01,693 --> 00:49:03,593
- Ooh, that tastes good!
- Feels good, doesn't it?
- 747
- 00:49:03,595 --> 00:49:04,993
- Put some hair on that chest.
- 748
- 00:49:04,995 --> 00:49:06,196
- Makes you feel just right.
- 749
- 00:49:07,732 --> 00:49:09,199
- KAPPA MEMBERS:
- (CHANTING) Buddy boy.
- 750
- 00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:16,204
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Take a drink, buddy boy!
- 751
- 00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:18,840
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Take a drink, buddy boy!
- 752
- 00:49:18,842 --> 00:49:20,174
- (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGAUGE)
- 753
- 00:49:20,176 --> 00:49:21,943
- If you're Russian, right?
- Cheers!
- 754
- 00:49:21,945 --> 00:49:23,746
- Yeah, to Fatherland!
- 755
- 00:49:23,748 --> 00:49:25,884
- Cheers! Cheers!
- 756
- 00:49:27,418 --> 00:49:28,683
- (GIGGLES)
- 757
- 00:49:28,685 --> 00:49:29,887
- Get off of me!
- 758
- 00:49:34,525 --> 00:49:37,525
- You're going to drink.
- You're going to enjoy it.
- 759
- 00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:39,293
- Come on,
- you goddamn little bitch!
- 760
- 00:49:39,295 --> 00:49:41,228
- Drink the fucking shit!
- 761
- 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:43,699
- Come on! That's a good boy!
- 762
- 00:49:45,302 --> 00:49:46,303
- Get back.
- 763
- 00:49:48,472 --> 00:49:51,274
- Uh, uh, uh...
- You made a fool of me.
- 764
- 00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:54,912
- I mean, you're outnumbered.
- 765
- 00:49:55,778 --> 00:49:57,547
- I mean,
- there's no where to go!
- 766
- 00:49:59,215 --> 00:50:00,750
- What are you, an idiot?
- 767
- 00:50:05,655 --> 00:50:07,122
- (HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING)
- 768
- 00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:09,926
- Let her go!
- 769
- 00:50:15,765 --> 00:50:17,399
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 770
- 00:50:18,835 --> 00:50:20,068
- (HIGH PITCHED RINGING)
- 771
- 00:50:21,136 --> 00:50:22,471
- Let's get out of here!
- 772
- 00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:26,840
- (GRUNTS)
- 773
- 00:50:26,842 --> 00:50:28,106
- What the hell was that?
- 774
- 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,075
- No, no, no! Listen!
- 775
- 00:50:30,077 --> 00:50:32,712
- Listen to me! Go to the dormitory.
- Find Piper.
- 776
- 00:50:32,714 --> 00:50:34,815
- Piper's in 306. Okay?
- 777
- 00:50:34,817 --> 00:50:37,517
- Okay? Go find Piper. 306.
- 778
- 00:50:37,519 --> 00:50:40,420
- (DISTORTED) Okay, go!
- I'll cover you. Go! I got you!
- 779
- 00:50:40,422 --> 00:50:42,591
- Get him! Get that Walkman too!
- 780
- 00:50:43,592 --> 00:50:44,691
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- They're getting away!
- 781
- 00:50:44,693 --> 00:50:46,494
- (DISTORTED)
- I got you, motherfuckers!
- 782
- 00:50:47,761 --> 00:50:49,763
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Hold up! Hold up!
- 783
- 00:50:58,773 --> 00:50:59,939
- (CALMING MUSIC PLAYING)
- 784
- 00:50:59,941 --> 00:51:01,206
- (GROANS)
- 785
- 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:03,008
- (KAPPA MEMBERS LAUGHING)
- 786
- 00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:04,612
- (COUGHS)
- 787
- 00:51:15,788 --> 00:51:18,689
- Where is she? Huh?
- 788
- 00:51:18,691 --> 00:51:21,395
- Where... Is... She?
- 789
- 00:51:27,467 --> 00:51:29,335
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 790
- 00:51:33,973 --> 00:51:35,439
- Payback's a bitch.
- 791
- 00:51:35,441 --> 00:51:36,476
- (GRUNTS)
- 792
- 00:51:41,213 --> 00:51:45,018
- You ever... You ever wonder why
- people use the number two pencil?
- 793
- 00:51:45,552 --> 00:51:47,552
- You ever wonder that?
- 794
- 00:51:47,554 --> 00:51:51,691
- Why not number three,
- four, or five?
- 795
- 00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:56,828
- See, the harder the lead,
- 796
- 00:51:57,529 --> 00:51:59,663
- the higher the number.
- 797
- 00:51:59,665 --> 00:52:01,865
- See,
- 798
- 00:52:01,867 --> 00:52:07,269
- - the number, uh, four doesn't really work that well,
- - (LIQUID POURING)
- 799
- 00:52:07,271 --> 00:52:12,108
- and the machines definitely
- can't read number three.
- 800
- 00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:15,581
- And number ones
- just kind of smudge a little.
- 801
- 00:52:18,382 --> 00:52:20,719
- Get up!
- Against the wall!
- 802
- 00:52:25,890 --> 00:52:27,090
- (GROANS)
- 803
- 00:52:30,126 --> 00:52:31,696
- But...
- 804
- 00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:35,767
- The number two pencil...
- 805
- 00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:37,903
- Now, that...
- 806
- 00:52:40,204 --> 00:52:41,472
- That one's just right.
- 807
- 00:52:42,707 --> 00:52:44,875
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 808
- 00:52:46,443 --> 00:52:48,211
- You know, I, uh...
- 809
- 00:52:50,447 --> 00:52:52,749
- I lost a lot of bikes today.
- 810
- 00:52:56,151 --> 00:52:58,053
- (SCREAMS)
- 811
- 00:52:58,055 --> 00:53:00,591
- KAPPA MEMBER: (LAUGHS) Whoo!
- X marks the spot!
- 812
- 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:04,095
- Oh, man! Oh...
- 813
- 00:53:05,962 --> 00:53:07,464
- What?
- 814
- 00:53:08,365 --> 00:53:09,833
- You're not having fun?
- 815
- 00:53:11,133 --> 00:53:12,800
- I want you to go out there,
- and I want you to find
- 816
- 00:53:12,802 --> 00:53:16,238
- the deepest, darkest hole you can
- fucking find and keep him in it.
- 817
- 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,507
- Good man.
- 818
- 00:53:21,945 --> 00:53:23,145
- Go!
- 819
- 00:53:25,982 --> 00:53:27,414
- So wake the fuck up!
- 820
- 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,650
- Wake the fuck up, pussy!
- You scared?
- 821
- 00:53:29,652 --> 00:53:31,284
- You fuck around
- with Kappa Brutis,
- 822
- 00:53:31,286 --> 00:53:33,087
- you get fucked around with,
- bitch!
- 823
- 00:53:33,089 --> 00:53:34,588
- Piece of shit!
- 824
- 00:53:34,590 --> 00:53:36,659
- Fresh meat!
- Aren't you hungry?
- 825
- 00:53:37,693 --> 00:53:41,362
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER
- AND SHOUTING)
- 826
- 00:53:43,631 --> 00:53:45,133
- KAPPA MEMBER: (DISTORTED)
- Kill his fucking ass!
- 827
- 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,803
- KAPPA MEMBER: Yeah, here we go!
- You're so fucked!
- 828
- 00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,407
- KAPPA MEMBER:
- Oh, oh! Is he crying?
- 829
- 00:53:54,409 --> 00:53:56,542
- Stare him
- right in the fucking eyes.
- 830
- 00:53:56,544 --> 00:53:58,511
- That's the last thing you're
- ever going to fucking see.
- 831
- 00:53:58,513 --> 00:54:01,347
- - Now, you're fucking dead!
- - That's right.
- 832
- 00:54:01,349 --> 00:54:03,284
- I'd be scared
- if I was you, Freshman!
- 833
- 00:54:05,352 --> 00:54:06,353
- (GROANS)
- 834
- 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,500
- Why are you helping me?
- 835
- 00:54:22,502 --> 00:54:24,636
- KAPPA MEMBERS: Where do you
- think you're going, huh?
- 836
- 00:54:24,638 --> 00:54:27,641
- Huh? You got nowhere to go!
- Nowhere to run!
- 837
- 00:54:32,546 --> 00:54:33,548
- Go!
- 838
- 00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:39,217
- PALMER: Come out, come out,
- wherever you are!
- 839
- 00:54:39,219 --> 00:54:40,987
- (GIGGLES)
- 840
- 00:54:45,025 --> 00:54:47,194
- You really fucked up
- this time.
- 841
- 00:54:50,864 --> 00:54:52,496
- - (PENCIL STRIKES)
- - (THUD)
- 842
- 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,835
- SPOKEN WORD SOCIETY MEMBER: Do
- not mistake our joy for privilege.
- 843
- 00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:58,270
- We have known pain.
- 844
- 00:54:59,206 --> 00:55:01,840
- We have known struggle.
- 845
- 00:55:01,842 --> 00:55:05,877
- We have stood at her shores
- in the high and low tide.
- 846
- 00:55:05,879 --> 00:55:08,746
- Let her waves
- wash upon our bodies,
- 847
- 00:55:08,748 --> 00:55:12,683
- threatening to erode away the
- things that make us beautiful.
- 848
- 00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:15,919
- Pain was seated at the edge
- of our mother's bed
- 849
- 00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,688
- to greet us when
- we first opened our eyes.
- 850
- 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:22,060
- Struggle chained itself to our
- ankle as we took our first fall.
- 851
- 00:55:22,062 --> 00:55:25,097
- They are sisters. They do
- not come one at a time.
- 852
- 00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,966
- They ebb and flow
- like crushing feet,
- 853
- 00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:30,433
- turning grapes to wine.
- 854
- 00:55:30,435 --> 00:55:32,401
- They went to the sisters
- often.
- 855
- 00:55:32,403 --> 00:55:34,971
- Casting themselves
- in her oceans daily.
- 856
- 00:55:34,973 --> 00:55:37,940
- Getting stronger daily.
- Getting wiser.
- 857
- 00:55:37,942 --> 00:55:39,809
- Calling these waters
- their home
- 858
- 00:55:39,811 --> 00:55:42,211
- until gills took the place
- of their lungs.
- 859
- 00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:45,816
- We are the products of men who gave
- their breaths so we could swim.
- 860
- 00:55:45,818 --> 00:55:47,483
- Who withstood crashing waves
- 861
- 00:55:47,485 --> 00:55:50,453
- so that tempest and chill
- would never be foreign to us.
- 862
- 00:55:50,455 --> 00:55:53,456
- We are the first group
- that burst through the seed
- 863
- 00:55:53,458 --> 00:55:55,457
- and gripped any soil
- to call it home.
- 864
- 00:55:55,459 --> 00:55:58,828
- We are the magma rising up
- through igneous rock,
- 865
- 00:55:58,830 --> 00:56:01,730
- the lava racing down
- the side of the mountain,
- 866
- 00:56:01,732 --> 00:56:04,132
- destroying anything
- in its path.
- 867
- 00:56:04,134 --> 00:56:07,602
- Each one of our brothers the tip
- of a spear that pierces flesh,
- 868
- 00:56:07,604 --> 00:56:09,538
- so the rest can pass through.
- 869
- 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,108
- Anywhere we go,
- we leave a lasting wound!
- 870
- 00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,642
- Precision is our weapon.
- 871
- 00:56:13,644 --> 00:56:15,044
- Excellence is our culture.
- 872
- 00:56:15,046 --> 00:56:16,745
- History is our engine.
- 873
- 00:56:16,747 --> 00:56:22,483
- Revving us to rage at and against a
- machine, and now we stand uncontested.
- 874
- 00:56:22,485 --> 00:56:27,022
- Besting our rivals. Returning
- every sweat our ancestors invested.
- 875
- 00:56:27,024 --> 00:56:28,522
- Every day we are yelling,
- 876
- 00:56:28,524 --> 00:56:31,458
- "Kill a Kappa! Kill a Kappa!
- Kappa! Kappa!
- 877
- 00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:35,030
- "If it's a Kappa, snap his
- neck if he talks smack!"
- 878
- 00:56:35,032 --> 00:56:38,499
- Them Kappas copped some capital,
- but, now, look where they at!
- 879
- 00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:41,535
- Challenge The Society,
- you see how we react!
- 880
- 00:56:41,537 --> 00:56:44,206
- Man, them Kappas cowards!
- They ain't never coming back!
- 881
- 00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:45,641
- (APPLAUSE)
- 882
- 00:56:48,678 --> 00:56:50,780
- Long live The Society.
- 883
- 00:56:53,049 --> 00:56:54,382
- (GASPS)
- 884
- 00:56:59,223 --> 00:57:00,356
- Hi.
- 885
- 00:57:04,426 --> 00:57:05,860
- To us!
- 886
- 00:57:05,862 --> 00:57:08,494
- And to those who
- wish to be like us!
- 887
- 00:57:08,496 --> 00:57:11,499
- Gentlemen,
- with the Kappas gone,
- 888
- 00:57:12,235 --> 00:57:14,467
- we shall control the row.
- 889
- 00:57:14,469 --> 00:57:16,002
- Which is extremely tight.
- 890
- 00:57:16,004 --> 00:57:17,871
- - (SOCIETY MEMBERS LAUGH)
- - Indeed! Hear! Hear!
- 891
- 00:57:17,873 --> 00:57:19,671
- Hear! Hear!
- 892
- 00:57:19,673 --> 00:57:21,541
- This is quite the rager.
- 893
- 00:57:21,543 --> 00:57:24,045
- - Yes!
- - I know I'm raging face.
- 894
- 00:57:25,580 --> 00:57:27,148
- Victory stroll?
- 895
- 00:57:28,884 --> 00:57:30,852
- I'll be with you in a moment.
- 896
- 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:45,432
- (SIGHS)
- 897
- 00:57:46,433 --> 00:57:48,502
- (WATCH TICKING)
- 898
- 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:51,839
- We did it, Father.
- 899
- 00:57:55,377 --> 00:57:56,844
- We did it.
- 900
- 00:58:00,247 --> 00:58:02,216
- (INDISTINCT SCREAMING
- AND BLOWS LANDING)
- 901
- 00:58:16,196 --> 00:58:18,297
- (MAN SCREAMS)
- 902
- 00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:20,099
- (HARMONICA PLAYS)
- 903
- 00:58:55,901 --> 00:58:57,236
- Palmer!
- 904
- 00:58:59,538 --> 00:59:00,939
- Washington.
- 905
- 00:59:01,907 --> 00:59:04,176
- We had a consortium.
- 906
- 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,456
- So well with words.
- 907
- 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:30,835
- (GLASS BREAKS)
- 908
- 00:59:53,056 --> 00:59:54,392
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 909
- 00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,129
- Ah!
- 910
- 01:00:03,565 --> 01:00:04,700
- (GROANING)
- 911
- 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,001
- (CRACKS)
- 912
- 01:00:08,003 --> 01:00:09,407
- Come here, come here.
- 913
- 01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:15,575
- All right, hey,
- what is honor, huh?
- 914
- 01:00:15,577 --> 01:00:19,581
- Do you die real quick,
- or do you live another day!
- 915
- 01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,650
- (GROANS)
- 916
- 01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:27,254
- PALMER: You done good.
- You done real good.
- 917
- 01:00:27,256 --> 01:00:30,656
- Good job, buddy.
- Good job. Good job.
- 918
- 01:00:30,658 --> 01:00:32,261
- (CONTINUES GROANING)
- 919
- 01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:35,164
- (PANTING)
- 920
- 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,868
- (PENCIL FLIES,
- THUDS IN DISTANCE)
- 921
- 01:00:41,003 --> 01:00:42,369
- (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
- 922
- 01:00:42,371 --> 01:00:44,239
- (BREATHES DEEPLY)
- 923
- 01:00:45,773 --> 01:00:47,708
- Find the Freshman!
- 924
- 01:00:48,576 --> 01:00:51,413
- Find him!
- Find the Freshman!
- 925
- 01:00:55,682 --> 01:00:58,717
- My first act will be
- to clean up these bodies.
- 926
- 01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:00,522
- They smell like literature.
- 927
- 01:01:01,356 --> 01:01:04,192
- Oh, smack my ass
- and call me Shirley.
- 928
- 01:01:05,593 --> 01:01:07,128
- Is that yours?
- 929
- 01:01:08,096 --> 01:01:09,462
- Where is he?
- 930
- 01:01:09,464 --> 01:01:10,728
- I don't know where he is.
- 931
- 01:01:10,730 --> 01:01:12,131
- Oh, it's heavy!
- 932
- 01:01:12,133 --> 01:01:13,399
- You don't know
- where he is?
- 933
- 01:01:13,401 --> 01:01:15,066
- No, I threw him out.
- 934
- 01:01:15,068 --> 01:01:17,135
- I don't know where he is.
- I haven't seen him since.
- 935
- 01:01:17,137 --> 01:01:18,803
- Last chance,
- because you better tell me.
- 936
- 01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,105
- I don't...
- 937
- 01:01:20,107 --> 01:01:21,907
- - You won't tell me?
- - Put it down! I don't know where he is!
- 938
- 01:01:21,909 --> 01:01:23,641
- - You won't tell me where he's at?
- - No!
- 939
- 01:01:23,643 --> 01:01:25,578
- I don't know where he is!
- 940
- 01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:26,644
- Get her out of here!
- 941
- 01:01:26,646 --> 01:01:27,881
- No, no.
- 942
- 01:01:36,622 --> 01:01:38,624
- Hear that, Freshman?
- 943
- 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:41,228
- We got your girl!
- 944
- 01:01:42,061 --> 01:01:43,896
- Come on out!
- 945
- 01:01:44,598 --> 01:01:46,266
- Come on, boy.
- 946
- 01:01:47,767 --> 01:01:49,269
- Come on!
- 947
- 01:01:54,441 --> 01:01:56,675
- The fuck you looking at?
- Get him!
- 948
- 01:01:59,345 --> 01:02:00,646
- FRESHMAN: Psst!
- 949
- 01:02:03,115 --> 01:02:04,483
- Psst!
- 950
- 01:02:08,687 --> 01:02:10,022
- Hey!
- 951
- 01:02:11,924 --> 01:02:13,792
- Over here!
- 952
- 01:02:31,809 --> 01:02:33,811
- Can you get me
- out of here?
- 953
- 01:02:34,946 --> 01:02:36,148
- Please?
- 954
- 01:02:53,797 --> 01:02:56,966
- KISHA: What the fuck, Alfred, what did
- you bring us? Tell me it's a puppy.
- 955
- 01:02:56,968 --> 01:02:58,803
- Tell me it's a fucking puppy.
- 956
- 01:03:02,806 --> 01:03:05,308
- This? Are you
- fucking kidding me?
- 957
- 01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:08,176
- This guy?
- You brought this fucking guy?
- 958
- 01:03:08,178 --> 01:03:09,411
- Get me a knife,
- I want to gut him.
- 959
- 01:03:09,413 --> 01:03:10,747
- YVETTE: Hey!
- 960
- 01:03:14,817 --> 01:03:16,018
- He's fine.
- 961
- 01:03:18,154 --> 01:03:19,421
- - (SIGHS)
- - GIRL 1: Whatever.
- 962
- 01:03:19,423 --> 01:03:21,225
- GIRL 2: Alfred,
- you got the stuff?
- 963
- 01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:24,895
- Come on...
- There you go.
- 964
- 01:03:25,862 --> 01:03:26,930
- (MOUTHING) Thank you.
- 965
- 01:03:29,399 --> 01:03:31,098
- I'm so stupid!
- 966
- 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:32,866
- I can't believe
- I trusted him.
- 967
- 01:03:32,868 --> 01:03:33,934
- You're not stupid.
- 968
- 01:03:33,936 --> 01:03:35,537
- ANNIE: It's not your fault.
- 969
- 01:03:35,539 --> 01:03:36,937
- What the hell was I doing?
- 970
- 01:03:36,939 --> 01:03:38,872
- ANNIE: Would you stop?
- Seriously.
- 971
- 01:03:38,874 --> 01:03:40,341
- I have to tell the Dean.
- 972
- 01:03:40,343 --> 01:03:42,610
- Yeah, 'cause he's going
- to believe you?
- 973
- 01:03:42,612 --> 01:03:44,211
- Piper tried that. Remember?
- 974
- 01:03:44,213 --> 01:03:46,113
- He cut The Journal
- and called it a hoax.
- 975
- 01:03:46,115 --> 01:03:48,282
- If it's not lining his
- pockets, he does not care.
- 976
- 01:03:48,284 --> 01:03:49,416
- Ow! Motherfucker!
- 977
- 01:03:49,418 --> 01:03:52,086
- Well, we have
- to tell someone.
- 978
- 01:03:52,088 --> 01:03:54,555
- Piper 's been trying to tell them
- for years what Palmer did to her.
- 979
- 01:03:54,557 --> 01:03:56,756
- - "Yeah, can you prove it?"
- - "You invited him over."
- 980
- 01:03:56,758 --> 01:03:58,758
- - "Were you guys drinking?"
- - "What did you think was going to happen?"
- 981
- 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,896
- ALEX: Seriously, it made her look like
- a hooker, and pencil dick walked...
- 982
- 01:04:03,098 --> 01:04:05,064
- Here.
- 983
- 01:04:05,066 --> 01:04:09,902
- Listen, he didn't
- believe Piper's back-story.
- 984
- 01:04:09,904 --> 01:04:11,474
- What makes you think
- he's going to believe you?
- 985
- 01:04:13,074 --> 01:04:15,141
- Stop leaving your sisters
- behind for your new honey,
- 986
- 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:16,876
- and we wouldn't have
- this problem.
- 987
- 01:04:16,878 --> 01:04:19,679
- We were here before,
- and we'll be here long after.
- 988
- 01:04:19,681 --> 01:04:21,414
- Entiendes?
- 989
- 01:04:21,416 --> 01:04:23,383
- ALEX: Has anyone even heard
- from Piper?
- 990
- 01:04:23,385 --> 01:04:24,816
- ANNIE: No, I haven't
- got a signal.
- 991
- 01:04:24,818 --> 01:04:26,086
- They have her.
- 992
- 01:04:26,721 --> 01:04:27,786
- ALEX: What was that?
- 993
- 01:04:27,788 --> 01:04:30,055
- - Son of a bitch.
- - The fuck did you just say?
- 994
- 01:04:30,057 --> 01:04:31,456
- Palmer took her.
- 995
- 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:32,525
- Pencil dick?
- 996
- 01:04:32,527 --> 01:04:33,726
- That fucking little...
- 997
- 01:04:33,728 --> 01:04:34,793
- We got to get her back.
- 998
- 01:04:34,795 --> 01:04:36,398
- Yeah, I'll go
- fucking get her myself.
- 999
- 01:04:36,830 --> 01:04:37,929
- I want in.
- 1000
- 01:04:37,931 --> 01:04:39,265
- - Hell, no.
- - (LAUGHS)
- 1001
- 01:04:39,267 --> 01:04:40,932
- - He's dead weight.
- - Get the fuck out of here.
- 1002
- 01:04:40,934 --> 01:04:42,134
- - I got screwed over too.
- - Oh, yeah,
- 1003
- 01:04:42,136 --> 01:04:43,603
- with your little bike
- problem?
- 1004
- 01:04:43,605 --> 01:04:45,103
- 'Cause we all really care
- about that.
- 1005
- 01:04:45,105 --> 01:04:48,841
- Guys... He got me to Piper,
- and she woke me up.
- 1006
- 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,310
- We can trust him.
- 1007
- 01:04:51,312 --> 01:04:52,477
- You fucking serious?
- 1008
- 01:04:52,479 --> 01:04:53,911
- You got to be
- fucking kidding me.
- 1009
- 01:04:53,913 --> 01:04:54,979
- (SIGHS)
- 1010
- 01:04:54,981 --> 01:04:57,316
- - That's Alex.
- - Beta.
- 1011
- 01:04:57,318 --> 01:04:59,017
- - Annie.
- - Sigma
- 1012
- 01:04:59,019 --> 01:05:00,988
- - And Kisha.
- - Delta.
- 1013
- 01:05:03,157 --> 01:05:06,493
- He's a dick,
- but he's not one of them.
- 1014
- 01:05:09,896 --> 01:05:11,495
- I can help get her back.
- 1015
- 01:05:11,497 --> 01:05:13,130
- (LAUGHING)
- 1016
- 01:05:13,132 --> 01:05:14,365
- Looking like that?
- 1017
- 01:05:14,367 --> 01:05:15,800
- How many fingers
- am I holding up?
- 1018
- 01:05:15,802 --> 01:05:17,537
- What are you going
- to do with one hand?
- 1019
- 01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:23,941
- Do you have rubber bands
- and a ruler?
- 1020
- 01:05:23,943 --> 01:05:24,944
- (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
- 1021
- 01:05:26,612 --> 01:05:27,947
- And some food.
- 1022
- 01:05:34,354 --> 01:05:35,455
- (GASPS)
- 1023
- 01:05:37,724 --> 01:05:40,392
- You know, it's very simple.
- 1024
- 01:05:42,027 --> 01:05:43,892
- Just tell me where he is,
- 1025
- 01:05:43,894 --> 01:05:46,332
- then you can run along
- to your little paper.
- 1026
- 01:05:48,501 --> 01:05:54,172
- In fact, I'll even let you
- come up to my room.
- 1027
- 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,008
- You can do
- a little piece on me.
- 1028
- 01:06:00,212 --> 01:06:01,680
- Don't touch me!
- 1029
- 01:06:03,381 --> 01:06:04,848
- You get it?
- 1030
- 01:06:04,850 --> 01:06:06,949
- Right there.
- X marks the spot.
- 1031
- 01:06:06,951 --> 01:06:08,420
- (GROANS)
- 1032
- 01:06:11,423 --> 01:06:12,890
- Last chance.
- 1033
- 01:06:13,759 --> 01:06:15,427
- - No!
- - No?
- 1034
- 01:06:17,395 --> 01:06:18,563
- No?
- 1035
- 01:06:19,263 --> 01:06:21,397
- Oh, no!
- 1036
- 01:06:21,399 --> 01:06:22,498
- (LAUGHTER)
- 1037
- 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,168
- "No means no!"
- 1038
- 01:06:27,238 --> 01:06:29,607
- You know what I hate
- about female journalists?
- 1039
- 01:06:30,441 --> 01:06:32,273
- They just...
- 1040
- 01:06:32,275 --> 01:06:34,578
- They'll never be
- as good as Tom Brokaw.
- 1041
- 01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:37,014
- No.
- 1042
- 01:06:38,716 --> 01:06:39,884
- Hail Mary.
- 1043
- 01:06:41,951 --> 01:06:43,117
- (TAPS ON MIC)
- 1044
- 01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:44,218
- (TAPE REWINDS)
- 1045
- 01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:46,256
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1046
- 01:06:51,927 --> 01:06:53,229
- (TOILET FLUSHES)
- 1047
- 01:06:56,131 --> 01:06:57,601
- What in the hell?
- 1048
- 01:07:01,438 --> 01:07:02,806
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 1049
- 01:07:24,293 --> 01:07:25,895
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- 1050
- 01:07:33,101 --> 01:07:34,303
- Buddy boy!
- 1051
- 01:07:41,944 --> 01:07:43,576
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- 1052
- 01:07:43,578 --> 01:07:45,013
- PALMER: Mmm-mmm...
- 1053
- 01:07:45,948 --> 01:07:48,917
- Buddy, buddy, buddy,
- buddy, buddy boy!
- 1054
- 01:07:51,653 --> 01:07:54,821
- I was wondering when you would
- show your fat, ugly fucking face.
- 1055
- 01:07:54,823 --> 01:07:56,923
- (LAUGHTER)
- 1056
- 01:07:56,925 --> 01:08:00,292
- Now! Now, it's time
- to meet your maker!
- 1057
- 01:08:00,294 --> 01:08:01,329
- (WHIRRING)
- 1058
- 01:08:01,796 --> 01:08:02,797
- (GRUNTS)
- 1059
- 01:08:09,938 --> 01:08:11,839
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 1060
- 01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:15,977
- FRESHMAN:
- Hey, hey, hey!
- 1061
- 01:08:47,406 --> 01:08:48,642
- Ah!
- 1062
- 01:08:52,311 --> 01:08:54,246
- PALMER: Get him! Get him!
- 1063
- 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,488
- (ALL EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY)
- 1064
- 01:09:09,028 --> 01:09:11,897
- (UNCONTROLLABLE URGE
- BY DEVO PLAYING)
- 1065
- 01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:23,442
- (GRUNTS)
- 1066
- 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:33,585
- (SCREAMS)
- 1067
- 01:09:52,135 --> 01:09:53,571
- Honey?
- 1068
- 01:09:54,872 --> 01:09:56,438
- Why?
- 1069
- 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:59,741
- Honey, come on!
- What did I ever do?
- 1070
- 01:09:59,743 --> 01:10:00,777
- PIPER: Really?
- 1071
- 01:10:01,845 --> 01:10:04,279
- I just tried to keep order.
- That's all I wanted.
- 1072
- 01:10:04,281 --> 01:10:05,981
- I wanted a little respect.
- 1073
- 01:10:05,983 --> 01:10:08,551
- And I did everything for you.
- I got you everything!
- 1074
- 01:10:08,553 --> 01:10:10,187
- I got you fucking ramen!
- 1075
- 01:10:10,855 --> 01:10:12,222
- (SCREAMS)
- 1076
- 01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:29,171
- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
- 1077
- 01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,850
- KISHA: Little dick!
- 1078
- 01:10:46,689 --> 01:10:47,690
- Ooh.
- 1079
- 01:10:53,328 --> 01:10:54,629
- You were right.
- 1080
- 01:10:55,163 --> 01:10:56,265
- You think?
- 1081
- 01:10:59,535 --> 01:11:01,101
- You okay?
- 1082
- 01:11:01,103 --> 01:11:03,137
- I was so stupid.
- 1083
- 01:11:03,139 --> 01:11:05,538
- It's nothing.
- You didn't know.
- 1084
- 01:11:05,540 --> 01:11:06,940
- Where were you
- all this whole time?
- 1085
- 01:11:06,942 --> 01:11:08,608
- You could have
- saved us a lot of trouble.
- 1086
- 01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:11,010
- We were in class.
- 1087
- 01:11:11,012 --> 01:11:15,682
- DEAN: I don't know which one of you
- entitled brats changed the tunes,
- 1088
- 01:11:15,684 --> 01:11:18,818
- but I won't stand for it!
- 1089
- 01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:22,388
- You almost caught my cock in the
- toilet door, you son of a bitch!
- 1090
- 01:11:22,390 --> 01:11:25,391
- The alumni of this school
- are prosperous
- 1091
- 01:11:25,393 --> 01:11:27,560
- because of brains
- and hard work.
- 1092
- 01:11:27,562 --> 01:11:29,294
- You good for one more?
- 1093
- 01:11:29,296 --> 01:11:31,798
- And waiting for a handout!
- 1094
- 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,732
- You want a fight.
- You got a fight.
- 1095
- 01:11:33,734 --> 01:11:34,866
- You coming?
- 1096
- 01:11:34,868 --> 01:11:36,135
- I'm cutting everything off!
- 1097
- 01:11:36,137 --> 01:11:37,402
- No, you got this.
- 1098
- 01:11:37,404 --> 01:11:40,539
- No more donations. No more bike fairs.
- No more food.
- 1099
- 01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:42,241
- Hey, Detective!
- 1100
- 01:11:47,581 --> 01:11:49,550
- Go buy yourself some
- more ink and a new lens.
- 1101
- 01:11:51,485 --> 01:11:53,252
- KISHA: Let's go, Piper!
- 1102
- 01:12:05,765 --> 01:12:08,232
- (CYCLE BELL RINGS)
- 1103
- 01:12:08,234 --> 01:12:10,367
- NARRATOR:
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
- 1104
- 01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:13,604
- I haven't told you
- how our story ends.
- 1105
- 01:12:13,606 --> 01:12:16,542
- First of all, the Freshman
- got his bike back.
- 1106
- 01:12:25,752 --> 01:12:28,119
- Piper's story finally broke,
- 1107
- 01:12:28,121 --> 01:12:32,022
- reestablishing the sorority and
- bringing order to the campus.
- 1108
- 01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:36,294
- And the Dean was stripped
- of his command and exiled.
- 1109
- 01:12:40,265 --> 01:12:44,402
- Oh, as for me,
- I got myself a promotion.
- 1110
- 01:12:45,370 --> 01:12:48,473
- Welcome to Rock Steady
- University.
- 1111
- 01:12:53,417 --> 01:12:58,417
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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