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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: Hi :)
- Stranger: Hello
- You: Have you accepted jesus christ into your life dear?
- Stranger: I'm of free religion and mind, I care not to be a dog abiding its master.
- You: I see
- You: I respect your opinion
- You: Although that doesn't make it any less true...
- You: I'm sorry for your lost naive soul, dear
- You: I hope you find your way :(
- Stranger: In short i prefer to be independent.
- You: Well that's fine and dandy
- Stranger: So, why are you here?
- You: you will be independent in hell i suppose
- You: I'm here to meet nice people
- You: yourself?
- Stranger: To talk and pass the time.
- You: Ah, alrighty. I'm just listening to music right now
- Stranger: I don't suppose you play Skyrim or Dragon Age?
- You: I do, actually
- You: Skyrim is bloody fantastic
- Stranger: I love Cicero
- You: I'm kidding, I've never played Skyrim. Has my plot to befriend you worked?
- Stranger: I want to marry him and Brynjolf
- Stranger: Sort of, atleast you aten't trying to get into my pants.
- You: I'd have to marry you first.
- Stranger: * aren't
- You: Which is rather lengthy and difficult to do over the internet
- Stranger: There is always Vegas!
- You: True, but it's also a cesspool of diseases, so I'd rather avoid it
- You: Random question, what kind of music do you like?
- Stranger: My parents might be dunk and just got raped. Any advice from your lord?
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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