Talk with a redneck (Antifa gamer) who has 90 iq

12:58 PM - Bridgekeeper: i've been taught a rough lesson
12:58 PM - Bridgekeeper: i reacted like you would once
12:58 PM - Bridgekeeper: and it almost fucked me
12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: im amazed you're alive this late in life
12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what terrible life decisions have I made
12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: with an attitude like that
12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): hmm silence
12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: well you don't respect anyone for any reason
12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah I do
12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: yeah i was breeding cows
12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but what have you even done
12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: im playing minecraft
12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): that was worth respect
1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): your epic minecraft farms??????
1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): your EPIC programmer skills??????
1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): high ricky and morty iq???
1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: the ironic thing is that you make fun of me for calling myself a programmer but i already make money doing it
1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: so
1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): how much do you make annualy buddy
1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: and thats with a high school education
1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: part time too
1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: 22 dollars an hour
1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: yeah i know
1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: not much
1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah thats fuckall
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and doesnt even answer my question
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: part time
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: just out of high school
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): how much
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): do you make
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: people like you have to break your fucking backs to get paid this much
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): a YEAR
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): or know what
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): monthly
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): there
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: can't calculate it?
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: I could give you my hours
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: 10 hours a week
1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): alright so
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: whip out the algebra 2 knowledge buddy
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: you repeated it 3 times
1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: wilbur can help
1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): thats 800 dollars
1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): a month
1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow thats alot dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): impressive!!!!!!!!!
1:02 PM - Bridgekeeper: part time
1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): programming is not a real job buddy
1:02 PM - Bridgekeeper: you unironically say that
1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): even if you were working full time you'd be making maybe 1200-1300 a month
1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): which is still fuckall
1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: they dont pay me much because i dont have a college degree
1:03 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I make about 1300 a week
1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're doing insults again
1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: You really do equate all intellectualism as thinly veiled narcissism
1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: wow
1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: that's sad
1:03 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah 800 dollars a month is sure gonna help that college degree in computer science!!!!
1:04 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo what was your SAT score buddy
1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: I forget, I only remember my act score
1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you're trying to turn this around again
1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: this is about you
1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): ok
1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): give me the interview questions buddy
1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: No questions
1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: just answers
1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): ok
1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: You don't have any friends who trust you because you insult them constantly
1:06 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): do you know my friends??????
1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: you don't have anyone who would be there for you if your family died
1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: because you don't respect them
1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: you think they're lmao idiots xddd
1:06 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): shit is this improv now??????
1:06 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): my family died
1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: if someone in your family did die
1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: your family would be the only ones who gave a shit
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: and im not even sure they'd invite you to the funeral
1:07 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wait I thought this was suppose to be answers
1:07 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what the fuck is this\
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you couldn't talk to a single person about it except your mom
1:07 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): other than you turbosperging
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: *chucks beer can* get out uh here you fuckin' reetaurd
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you act
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you speak
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you type
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: like a redneck
1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you sound like it
1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: you like redneck things
1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you type and sound like an epic reddit bro
1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): LOL!!!!!!!!
1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: epic reddit bros have more intelligence than you
1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: and they're pedants
1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): all that rick and morty iq points
1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yes
1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): soylent chugging
1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: yeah and im not joking either
1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: they know more than you about life
1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "im not joking!!!!!!"
1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow REAL imtimidating buddy
1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: you think i'm trying to be intimidating?
1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): dont mock me!!!!!! or else....
1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: I haven't threatened you
1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: I'm trying to teach you something
1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah threaten me
1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I just wanna see what it looks like
1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "im gonna dox u...."
1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: when i first met you i thought you were just some 20 year old who had a life but did this when he was high
1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: you've demonstrated
1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "im gonna diddle your ip like jared fogel diddles kids"
1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: beyond a reasonable doubt
1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: that you don't have one
1:10 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah dude
1:10 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): maybe if I became a morbidly obese programmer
1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: All you can do is mock
1:10 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): id be epic!!!!!!!!!!!
1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: mocking me again
1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: and associating me with a group i have vocally denounced
1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: "hyuk you sound like a le epic reddit bro"
1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo buddy didnt you tell me you lost weight
1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I thought it was like 260 or some shit 2 years ago
1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): 270 now
1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): huh...
1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: it was 280
1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: bad memory
1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: on your part
1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow man
1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: you know why i tell you about myself?
1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): gonna give you a guiness world record
1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: Do you know why i told you about myself?
1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): for worlds most EPIC weight loss
1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): 10 pounds in 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!
1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: cut with your mocking
1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): even john assanti could lose 10 pounds in a month
1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: i could have lied
1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you would have believed me
1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and he was like 890 fucking pounds
1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: I told you the truth because I wanted to see what kind of person you were
1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: i knew you'd mock me
1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: but i wanted to know how deep your insanity goes
1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah im an insane asylum gamer
1:13 PM - Bridgekeeper: and i wouldn't be talking to you right now if I didn't think it was serious
1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im terry a davis
1:13 PM - Bridgekeeper: ^ good one
1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): make a christian themed operating system geklmin
1:13 PM - Bridgekeeper: one of my most infuriating hobbies is making people who don't think, think
1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): do that and ill give you the highest honor of respect I can possibly give
1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: I've had the least success with your type
1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: Whenever i tell your kind about how thinking can gain you much in the world
1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: you call me a narcissist
1:14 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): my kind
1:14 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): who????
1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: rednecks
1:14 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you live in a redneck state
1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: In the northernmost, most liberal portion of it
1:15 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you could technically be considered a redneck buddy
1:15 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epic conservative!!!!! (to the eyes of yankees)
1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: redneck is a slur that refers to the uneducated whites of the south
1:15 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): fat
1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: You're still superior to negroes
1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: but up here
1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: in the northern portions of the US
1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: it's more like
1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: jews use you as an example
1:16 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wouldnt some education mean being able to keep your body healthy
1:16 PM - Bridgekeeper: of how equal whites and niggers are
1:16 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're a fucking joke to us
1:16 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): or not visit reddit
1:16 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're the reason we can't affirm superiority over negroes to the world
1:16 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epic larp dude
1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: Anything political --> Larp  Anything with large words --> Narcissism/Le epic reddit Anything with a meme --> le epic reddit
1:17 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): no meme arrows
1:17 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): please
1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: "no memes"
1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: Yeah well if i tried to explain without using common knowledge
1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: then we'd be sitting here all damn day
1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: There's a difference between soyboys and being kind.
1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: Soyboys don't actually believe in being kind
1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: they pretend it
1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: something you don't yet understand, probably
1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: Maybe you do
1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what lmao
1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: But you don't display it
1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): soyboys are the most fuckin beta people possible
1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "wow ur a soyboy!!!!!!"
1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: I didnt call you a soyboy
1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I have actual muscle mass buddy
1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: I said that you equate kindness with being a soyboy
1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: this is the fallacy pagans repeat to me
1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: and yes i debate pagans
1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I debate PAGANS dude
1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: i'm the most hated christian on gab probably
1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): for REDDIT!!!!!!!
1:20 PM - Bridgekeeper: Oh no, gab
1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): who the fuck goes around
1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and debates people online
1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): thats literally one of the most redditbro things ive ever heard
1:20 PM - Bridgekeeper: "who duh fuck goes around and debates?"
1:20 PM - Bridgekeeper: *slurps alcoholic beverage*
1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epic reddit humor dude
1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're doing it again
1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're denouncing me for calling you something you hate
1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you hate rednecks don't you
1:21 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah
1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you have your own excuses in your head
1:21 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): didnt you sperg out at me yesterday for mocking you
1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: "I'm not a redneck because of X"
1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you're fearful now
1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: just a little bit
1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: that those might not be good reasons
1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah im fearing gekelboy
1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: I have no idea what your excuse is
1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): for using epic reddit humor on me
1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you need to evaluate it
1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im afraid the 270 18 year old programmer!!!!!!!
1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): who has STABBED SOMEONE WITH A PENCIL!!!!!!
1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: Employed in tech at 18
1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah "part time"
1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): 10 hours a week
1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): technically part time
1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but I probably spend more time on the shitter each month that you do being an epic programmer buddy
1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: I didn't believe it for a moment there
1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: i keep doubting it
1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: but I was right
1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): why are you speaking in third person
1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: you really do equate intellectualism with narcissism
1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): thats a sign of schizophrenia buddy
1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: because im just shocked
1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): how is being able to program intellectual
1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: this is easily the dumbest belief ive ever encountered
1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): lmao wtf hahaha
1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you've repeated yourself like 4 times on that
1:24 PM - Bridgekeeper: yep
1:24 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're right
1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I think you might actually have schizophrenia buddy
1:24 PM - Bridgekeeper: *chucks beer can*
1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): https://youtu.be/Pr8IyNGAqlw
1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): this video could help  you dude!!!!!!
1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): depresson is real folks!!!!!
1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're memeing again
1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo geklmin do you actually have depression
1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): or had it in the past
1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: you don't understand that im trying to give you a little bit of salt on life
1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im just le epic trolling u dude!!!!!!!!
1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): LOL!!!!!!!
1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: quit being ironic
1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: you learned that it made you sound smarter than when you were serious
1:26 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you haven't learned that the reason you sound so stupid
1:26 PM - Bridgekeeper: is because you don't think
1:26 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow dude
1:26 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): explain the cosmos to me
1:26 PM - Bridgekeeper: "haha this guy is trying to be 'intellectual' he must be a narcissist"
1:26 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): intellectual = "you dont think!!!!!!"
1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: I'm not even the smartest guy i know
1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: Because you're not
1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: you avoid all the points i make
1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah dude you've fuckin up there with ayn rand and nietchize dude
1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: you abstract them and construe them in your mind to avoid the point
1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im not even the smartest guy I know
1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: I'm surprised you know about nietzsche
1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what the fuck was that sentence lmao
1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: im not even in the top 10
1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "wow I know nietzsche!!!!!!! im smart!!!!!!!!!"
1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): literally had to read nietzsche in high school buddy
1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow what an obscure literary reference dude!!!!!!!!!!!
1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: yet you didn't know who wilbur was
1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: that's my point
1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah I dont remember a character from a childrens book that I read when I was like 8 years old
1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: i'm not calling you smart for knowing nietzsche
1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): man im a fuckin retard....
1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: the bestselling book of the decade
1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): here's 70 ways bernie sanders could still win
1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: then when i told you it was a pig
1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: you still didnt get it
1:29 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): are you watching rick and morty right now dude
1:29 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): is that why your iq is SUPERCHARGED
1:29 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): fortified
1:29 PM - Bridgekeeper: *stares at sky* *sees cumulonimbus* wow that must be a cirrus! lame dude!
1:29 PM - Bridgekeeper: You see someone trying to speak to you in a thoughtful way
1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): fuck call the police!!!!!!!
1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): this man is watching rick and morty
1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): he's going apeshti on high iq points!!!!!!!!!!!
1:30 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you equate that person with a slightly lesser, but still "talkin' smarts"
1:30 PM - Bridgekeeper: That's why you think i'm a le epic reddit bro
1:30 PM - Bridgekeeper: You see that i am being more intellectual than you
1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): dude im smarter than u
1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you do not recognize the intricacies
1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: Well given the situation and the dozens and dozens of tests yes i can conclude that
1:31 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah whatever kiddo, im smarter than u, redneck
1:31 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): EPIC reddit mock incoming!!!!!!!!!!!
1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: meme
1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: mocking is acceptable sometimes
1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: when you find someone totally degenerate
1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: who is being evil
1:31 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im the devil incarnate dude
1:32 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): shooting guns at nuns
1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: you would if your "bro" dared you
1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: then you ride back to the farm in your pickup truck
1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: pathetic
1:32 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you cant spell pathetic with epic dude
1:32 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): when u troll a libtard... AWESOME STYLE
1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: You didn't get the cloud joke either
1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: you would stop using the reddit memes ironically if you knew what i meant
1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: You're complimenting me
1:33 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): if I understood your 200 iq dude???????
1:33 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow epic!!!!!!!
1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: It's an affirmation of my supremacy over you when you say that
1:33 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): are you stroking your dick to this or some shit lmao
1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: Ah nah
1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: I don't masturbate
1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: but i fake it well don't i
1:34 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you cant masturbate buddy
1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: "hyuk he's physically unfit"
1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: that's what you think matters the most
1:34 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what
1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: I even told you
1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: what i weighed
1:34 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you're saying how smart and epic you are
1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: so you could have fun
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: I did what jesus told me to
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: I gave you the other cheek
1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but you apparently arent smart enough to know that eating 15 big macs a day
1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): is bad for you
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you slap away
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: I've never eaten a hamburger
1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): jesus told you to be a fatass?
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: or cheese
1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what ahahahahaha
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: Jesus told me to give when asked
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: So I did
1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): so you hear voices in your head
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: No, he said it
1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): so you do HAVE schizophrenia
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: and the disciples wrote it
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: New Testament
1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: Matthew 5
1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): so if I looked in the bible
1:36 PM - Bridgekeeper: The most famous sermon in the entire bib;le
1:36 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "if someone asks you if you're a fatass, say you are"
1:36 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah ive only read the new new testament buddy
1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: You have heard the commandment "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"
1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: But what I say to you is this:
1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): no because I cant read LOL EPIC STYLE!
1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: Offer no resistance to injury
1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: When a person strikes you on the right cheek
1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): is that what you tell yourself when you get swirlies at school
1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): when the school bullies drive a crane into school
1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and swirlie you
1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: turn and offer him the other
1:38 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): are you gonna beat the shit out of me for calling you autistic online or something
1:38 PM - Bridgekeeper: You slapped both my cheeks
1:38 PM - Bridgekeeper: and the other ones too
1:38 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): ill give you my address buddy
1:38 PM - Bridgekeeper: I don't want it
1:38 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): too bad
1:39 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): go to rayville louisiana buddy
1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: You actually made fun of me for quoting the bible
1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: a real atheist
1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: ofc you think hitler was a deist
1:39 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im not an atheist
1:39 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im a mormon
1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: knowing rednecks you're probably smart enough to know he wasnt an idiot
1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: But that's more a feature of your culture than real thought
1:40 PM - Bridgekeeper: Of course you're afraid to name the jew
1:40 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): jews rock dude
1:40 PM - Bridgekeeper: because israel is your pickup truck homebase for shooting muslims
1:40 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epiccccd!!!!!!!!
1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo id love to listen to your epic rick and morty iq teachings
1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but I got shit to do
1:41 PM - Bridgekeeper: I clearly dont get your joke
1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you can continue to sperg out at me though
1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): of course you get my joke dude
1:41 PM - Bridgekeeper: you woke up at noon
1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you have high iq
1:45 PM - Bridgekeeper: message me when you want to get roasted again
1:45 PM - Bridgekeeper: im pastebinning this