How do you know jews are living next door?
There is wet toilet paper on the clothesline

What's the difference between jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts come back from their camps

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw 10p in.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.

What's the object of Jewish American football?
To get the quarter back.

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

What language does Jewish gay speak?
Heblew

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon