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- ♕ (prod. Drixale)
- Animatia Erroria, the Princess of Errors’
- Her life is a secret you been blessed to share in
- Now /mlp/ don’t impress their parents
- But some strange events need intense repairing
- Like in 2013 on the first of March
- While the world starts to rumble and the herd departs
- An anon had finally recognized her - it smarts
- That they don’t know Lesson Zero yet, merge their arts
- For PE 101 - S2E3,
- The Magic Kindergarten, look next to the seat
- With Twilight in it, [wait a minute, that kid has wings]
- Another alicorn with all the fan shit that brings
- And pretty soon lil Erroria was noticed abound
- Any spot, thought, gag - she was known to be found
- Like Apple Bloom when she was leaving all the foals going wow
- Or Cheese Sandwich when he’s sliding that accordion out
- So the mystery was never quite solved but they knew to guess
- The little filly fame hard-won through the gets
- Little 4chan humor, little Woonaquest
- And maybe get a little art if people do requests
- They couldn’t say her name for their life, it’s a shame
- It’s Alula with the Ruby Pinch, Liza for days
- They didn’t know her name for an age, but it’s fine
- She can reign on the site, made a place in the times
- They couldn’t say her name for their life, it’s a shame
- It’s Alula with the Ruby Pinch, Liza for days
- They didn’t know her name for an age, but it’s fine
- She can reign on the site, Tracy Cage on her side
- Not on the moon but the filly flew far though
- Little blue marble is still a true marvel
- Made herself a house, turn computers into bricks
- Godhead guaranteed long as usefulness exists
- Oh, no , evil lords of war got out
- She’s probably worried more to get this book report locked down
- Anons leave worship more to the warlock crowd
- But when they comb through, the filly’s 404 Not Found
- And then they’re crying out, fuck, not glory enough to sate em
- Erroria remains with her origin much debated
- And by now the way to win in the war of interpretation is
- To put your own Princess Erroria in their playlists
- Yellow coat, light mane, starry in eyes
- Forever deep in intrigue an apartment provides
- Peep imaginary friends and you’re hardly surprised
- She’s often in her own world, you’re just part of it, guy
- They couldn’t say her name for their life, it’s a shame
- It’s Alula with the Ruby Pinch, Liza for days
- They didn’t know her name for an age, but it’s fine
- She can reign on the site, made a place in the times
- They couldn’t say her name for their life, it’s a shame
- It’s Alula with the Ruby Pinch, Liza for days
- They didn’t know her name for an age, but it’s fine
- She can reign on the site, Tracy Cage on her side
- 🔍 (prod. Prefuse)
- Team Three recorded the anomaly’s apartment
- Alula Stars long been the target of marksmen
- But civvies fail to notice any margins of darkness
- Miss Apple Stars been a guard then regardless
- To guard in her heart any part we could bargain
- Wall-to-wall Rainbow Dash memorabilia
- Filled shelf with strange old crafts then as a filly does
- Mostly of an unknown pink thing, I don’t get it
- No better hope than to scope her and -
- (Wait, I can’t read anything I just wrote.
- Holy shit is that Banana Sundae?)
- 😊 (prod. Technickel Ted)
- So, she’s not a pony but a demigod
- Least to people in the know, isn’t many-odd
- Folks, but the many odd folks have gotten grand on the grind
- From demanding the lines of her tangents align.
- Being seen out in public in her form has a price
- She can play earth pony, has a horn if she likes
- No lore yet derived for to bus her to kingship
- Just mass guesses that one word extinguish-es
- Not thinking that this is art or a battle plan
- We’d see her chilling on a cart with the apple fam
- Trace a tree, kids bettin on a pony race
- Sisterhooves with Cloud Kicker each year, won’t be ace
- Like she could win it if she wanted it, capiche
- But she doesn’t have the nerve for all the bawling in the streets
- As in crying -- the crawling indiscreet leet nature of
- Her dream scene capers for the office of a queen -- we’ll
- Bequeath scenes later - now she’s got a bigger fish
- Went around the world checking flowers for a little bit
- Then she shook her head, too suspicious and a little stiff
- Isn’t like a giant bouquet makes for a simple gift.
- So just the letter, then - but where’s the mailmare?
- Given the recipient, delivery’s a fail there.
- She gotta jump to Chaosville for her grail, mare
- Flailing in despair, prayers maybe got prepared
- They relocate, Animatia is off with the card
- But quadruple check the syntax is proper to parse
- And the checkmarks are both clearly labeled with the right terms
- She tried rewriting it once but couldn’t find words
- Picture talking to Diamond, “So maybe, like, dur
- You could be my special yeah whatever, it’s alright.” Yearn.
- Won’t be avoiding that as time turns
- She not tardy, just high-fliers glide first
- And now this one is partly cresting
- This filly is what happened to the R.D.F.C.
- And hella making snowmen in Christmas stories
- With so much to break, nothing’s listless, boring
- Laughing at the puppet shows, eating all the ice cream
- Laughing at the puppet shows of people and their life-dreams
- Laughing at the puppet shows, scheming from inside memes
- Laughing, what you know about a filly who defy queens
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- Most historians will note that it’s important that we know
- That all the notes are fucked, real truth can only be supposed
- Up in Cloudsdale, Young Filly Flier Competition
- With the rainbow hair, there’s one really wired on her vision
- To become the best, incidentally there’s also a giant magical
- Battle with a mad sorceress who loves revenge
- So while they’re cheering for the rainbow one to come ahead
- The gods fight to see the universe turn to dust instead
- A young Alula learns the power of the hands of fate
- It’s instantiated up in the stands she’s aided
- By being hit by a loose burst of eerie spellfire
- She’s falling off a cloud, bones weary, she felt tired
- So let’s review: something really wrong with the last act
- Now Alula’s down tumbling and falling and that's bad
- She’s not a good flier, wouldn’t be bad if she had Dash
- But getting saved by her’s a Rarity half-passed
- Ground’s up on the way, really wish for a take two
- But overhead there comes a bright light and a Rainboom
- She looks at it, shit it’s quite nice - in the same move
- There’s a glowing on her flank, time flies when you make do
- Then suddenly she slams and it’s not on the ground
- She’s up examining the stars hella hopping around
- And it’s the astral plane, filly has a fun new intro
- To another world, full of as yet unused windows
- For another girl, filly gotta hunt through mist she going
- What the heck, Dithy gotta RUN through Cliffnotes
- The cutie mark an error sign, magic mixed her story for
- Anothe, forced ascension to Erroria.
- 📖 (prod. Prefuse73)
- Erroria not known to quake when the trouble comes
- But four Princesses came for the Summer Sun
- I f any knew that she was strange they could fuck it up
- Playing it cool, but on the stage there is something - what?
- Another alicorn they can’t see, he
- Notice her, shout his name’s Leon, speak Fancy
- But also just a foal, starts to respond - she can’t see
- A magic force grabs him and moves for her, Plan B
- Magic moved fast so she aimed to withdraw
- It follows her, now she has to stay away from her mom
- She figures out it prolly takes a god to prey on a god
- Twilight takes the throne tomorrow, she is greatly involved
- A backdoor into the dream realm, cut the pursuit
- Erroria shuts it behind her, make a jump to the moon
- She gets about five minutes there to slump and recoup
- Before the Nightmare spirits come to fuck with her too
- Something’s up, what to do, an interruption
- Another alicorn can turn spirits to mush then
- She says her name is Skyla, her eyes look so tired
- And they fly through the horizon of night for the spires
- A second Crystal Empire, hidden from view
- And Skyla hints that alicorn kind’s getting reduced
- There’s something happening, wonder if they’re found out
- Always gotta keep out of the public or they’d bow down
- They said hey we need a council, they got a point
- So if you got wings and a horn then you gotta join
- Hidden chamber of disputes and a lotta noise
- She was attacked, she got info she oughta voice
- She does - also hears some intense kinda rumors
- They lost Skyla’s sister, Princess of the Future,
- Don’t remember her name, seems less of them knew her
- Or someone’s interfering inside heads for the humor
- But none of them believe her that Twilight’s a culprit
- Her magic would leave a huge aura, there’s none, kid
- Plus Twi’s a project the Council’s not done with
- So if Erroria breaks the masquerade, they’ll come in
- Animatia’s face is in a dumb grin
- Wants to be a Princess, that’s the way for some kids
- But if stuffy ponies’ll threaten her then she must win
- Try to capture her, they make mistakes, she jumps quick
- Dawn of the Final Day, she’s heading for Twilight
- Who’s with the other Princesses prepping for limelight
- Erroria’s hesitant, form can presently hide light
- But stepping inside cus she has questions and time’s right
- Two Sisters shocked, Twi scared then the twist comes
- Cadance is there, her horn flares, they get picked up
- Erroria was right about the threat, but not which one
- Cadance is a glitch like the rest, she just picked Love
- Edited some memories as if she always knew Twi
- Ponies still subconsciously shuddering when she move by
- Wants to make a dynasty, she’s getting to an early start
- And overcame the Princess of the Future, call her Flurry Heart
- No monologue, time that all their minds were erased
- And Twi’s violent, bout to cry about the size of mistakes
- And that’s the why for the change, the youngest flies in her face
- And breaks the magic off, Princesses rise to occa-sion
- ‽ (prod. Greg Hoffman)
- So really it’s her universe
- And we just live inside of it
- Fuck it, though, where the fuck does that get us?
- Gonna guess she’s a god
- And it’s nice to have a kid who never
- Grows into depression and the black leather
- But her origin is moot, really
- Even Moot nearly gave her the boot for being too silly
- Talk about her profoundly as you might dare -
- Still be laughing in the crowd in your nightmares
- Yeah, a little Anthony Fremont
- At least she doesn’t care how you’re handling each thought
- In fact from her we can derive several
- Principles of life that are handy when redrawn:
- Sadness can help if they laugh at it
- The secret of art’s you can half ass it
- Violent mistakes awesomesauce
- Better pocked with flaws than ever Posh and Lost
- Quite hot to trot, she’s her own free agent
- And in our human future I’m hoping maybe
- When we contrive new conflict it’ll have a fun element
- And be more inconvenient than anything - like, fun errors.
- And when she’s laughing at them fearing stuff
- Maybe that’s a sign that they oughta be cheerin up
- And from the divine they think people’d clearly love
- A life led in living in the world that merely was
- But one lesson wroth the most
- Lofty power don’t correspond to lofty goals
- And problem foals often turn to terrors
- To linger on that longer is an error.
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