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- <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Re-Sync & Improved By: FidelPerez</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#966FD6">Subtitle By: explosiveskull</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">Sub Upload Date: October 21, 2018</font></b>
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- Three euro.
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- Two. I'll give it for two.
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- One-fifty?
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- 00:02:32,682 --> 00:02:36,684
- <i>♫ Happy birthday to you ♫</i>
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- 00:02:36,686 --> 00:02:40,354
- <i>♫ Happy birthday to you ♫</i>
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- 00:02:40,356 --> 00:02:45,326
- <i>♫ Happy birthday
- Audrey Stockman ♫</i>
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- 00:02:45,328 --> 00:02:47,464
- <i>♫ This little lady over here ♫</i>
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- 00:02:48,431 --> 00:02:52,300
- <i>♫ This funny, gorgeous ♫</i>
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- 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,636
- <i>♫ Funny, wonderful lady
- over here ♫</i>
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- 00:02:55,638 --> 00:02:57,273
- <i>♫ It's Audrey ♫</i>
- 12
- 00:02:58,742 --> 00:03:03,811
- <i>♫ It's your birthday
- and you're 30 today ♫</i>
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- 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:06,982
- <i>♫ I love you
- Happy birthday ♫</i>
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- 00:03:08,785 --> 00:03:11,954
- Morgan, you're such
- a fucking freak. I love you.
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- 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,789
- - I love you.
- - Where'd you steal that microphone from?
- 16
- 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:16,959
- <i>Audrey, you know me.
- You know that I own microphones.</i>
- 17
- 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,432
- Fuck me! Tess is here.
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- 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,470
- Oh, my God!
- The audacity.
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- 00:03:28,404 --> 00:03:30,906
- - Morgan...
- - The sheer hubris
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- 00:03:30,908 --> 00:03:32,674
- to show up here
- at your birthday.
- 21
- 00:03:32,676 --> 00:03:34,676
- - Morgan...
- - There was a minimum
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- 00:03:34,678 --> 00:03:36,477
- number of people
- in order to reserve the bar.
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- 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:38,113
- - Morgan...
- - I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!
- 24
- 00:03:38,115 --> 00:03:39,547
- I didn't think she would come.
- 25
- 00:03:39,549 --> 00:03:41,083
- Oh, she's ordering
- a custom cocktail.
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- 00:03:41,085 --> 00:03:42,483
- I'm gonna kill myself.
- 27
- 00:03:42,485 --> 00:03:44,686
- What do I say? Huh? Like,
- 28
- 00:03:44,688 --> 00:03:46,521
- "My boyfriend dumped me
- in a text message."
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- 00:03:46,523 --> 00:03:48,489
- - How do I explain that?
- - I know.
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- 00:03:48,491 --> 00:03:50,492
- There's a simple solution.
- It's called lying.
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- 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:52,961
- No. I'm a really bad liar.
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- 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:55,130
- I know, 'cause you ramble.
- You give too many details.
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- 00:03:55,132 --> 00:03:56,665
- And then people know
- that you're lying.
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- 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,100
- You have to be concise
- about it.
- 35
- 00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:00,536
- Here, ask me
- what I've been up to lately.
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- 00:04:00,538 --> 00:04:03,539
- - Um, what have you been up to?
- - I bought a boat. And we're out.
- 37
- 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:05,374
- Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
- I'm with you.
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- 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:06,708
- - Let's do this.
- - Okay.
- 39
- 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,377
- Hey, ladies!
- 40
- 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:10,512
- - I can't do this.
- - Oh, you're fucking dead to me!
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- 00:04:10,514 --> 00:04:11,713
- Happy birthday!
- 42
- 00:04:11,715 --> 00:04:12,817
- Hey, girl!
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- 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:15,717
- Where's your
- adorable boyfriend?
- 44
- 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,588
- You know, you guys make
- such a surprising couple.
- 45
- 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:21,990
- Like, if I didn't meet him
- as your boyfriend,
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- 00:04:21,992 --> 00:04:24,793
- I would assume he'd be dating
- someone more...
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- 00:04:24,795 --> 00:04:27,598
- Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
- Like a model.
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- 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:30,132
- But then
- I see you two together,
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- 00:04:30,134 --> 00:04:31,769
- and it's like,
- "Aw, this works too."
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- 00:04:32,903 --> 00:04:34,371
- Where is he?
- So I can hug him.
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- 00:04:49,988 --> 00:04:50,788
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- 53
- 00:04:55,026 --> 00:04:56,760
- Oh, God. Oh, come on.
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- 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,827
- This is crazy because
- you're from the Ukraine...
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- 00:05:30,829 --> 00:05:32,561
- ...and I just auditioned
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- to be a Ukrainian farm girl
- in a GEICO ad.
- 57
- 00:05:35,634 --> 00:05:36,733
- - And?
- - They told me
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- 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,570
- I was too authentic.
- Anyway...
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- 00:05:39,503 --> 00:05:41,470
- Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?
- 60
- 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:42,772
- Well, it depends.
- 61
- 00:05:42,774 --> 00:05:44,107
- You say how you like,
- you know?
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- 00:05:44,109 --> 00:05:46,943
- Always let beautiful,
- sexy woman decide.
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- 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:48,478
- Okay.
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- 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,612
- That's what this is?
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- - You know...
- - All right.
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- 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:52,651
- You have face like doll.
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- 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:53,950
- Mmm. Okay.
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- Such a small, narrow waist.
- It's tiny.
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- 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:57,954
- You know,
- I was gonna drive home,
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- but now I think I might
- just drive into a wall.
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- Hit me.
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- Wait, I can use this.
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- 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:06,696
- Come here.
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- 00:06:06,698 --> 00:06:08,031
- - Audrey.
- - Yeah?
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- 00:06:08,033 --> 00:06:09,999
- This is Viktor. He's a
- visitor from Eastern Europe.
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- He has something that
- he wants to say to you.
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- 00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:13,136
- - I do?
- - Yeah, yeah.
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- This is my best friend.
- She's having a bad night.
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- Can you just use
- your aggressive masculinity
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- for good instead of for evil?
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- Just tell her
- what you told me before.
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- What are you doing?
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- You have doll face.
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- No, make it specific to her.
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- 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,718
- Like really
- objectify her.
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- 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:29,819
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
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- Okay, cool. Uh...
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- 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:34,091
- You have big baby eyes.
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- - Mmm.
- - And, phew, soft...
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- - Supple udders. Yeah.
- - Oh.
- 91
- 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:41,698
- - Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- - Wow!
- 92
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- Thank you so much, Viktor.
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- 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,567
- - You've done good work.
- - Okay.
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- - Thank you so much.
- - Okay, bye-bye.
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- I fucking hate you.
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- Oh, come on! You're smiling.
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- 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:50,840
- Hey, Audrey. Where's Drew?
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- He drowned.
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- Ugh. Do you see?
- This has been all night long.
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- 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:55,645
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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- 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:56,813
- - You have to move on.
- - Yes, I know.
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- It's just really hard
- to do that
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- when he left a box of his shit
- in our apartment,
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- 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,552
- and he won't even text me back
- about picking it up.
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- 00:07:02,554 --> 00:07:03,854
- I know.
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- 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,655
- - Oh, can I see your phone?
- - Yeah.
- 107
- 00:07:05,657 --> 00:07:06,993
- I just have to
- Google something.
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- 00:07:12,597 --> 00:07:14,564
- Whew!
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- Who are you texting?
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- 00:07:18,603 --> 00:07:21,038
- Morgan, let me see my phone.
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- 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,339
- - I'm texting Drew.
- - Oh, my God!
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- 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,575
- I said, "Fuck you,
- you worthless nutsack.
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- 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:25,743
- "I'm setting your shit
- on fire."
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- 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,778
- Oh, my God, no!
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- 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,613
- Why the fuck
- would you write that?
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- 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,150
- 'Cause we're gonna
- set his shit on fire.
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- Fuck!
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- 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,305
- Really, Drew?
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- 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,740
- Skid marks
- on your underwear?
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- 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,042
- What are you, eight?
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- 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,643
- Did he want me to wash them?
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- 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,045
- Is that why
- he broke up with me?
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- 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,713
- 'Cause I didn't
- mother him enough?
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- 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:03,883
- Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.
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- 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,918
- Okay. Oh, what's this?
- 126
- 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,052
- Oh.
- 127
- 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,321
- This is actually
- a handwritten list
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- 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,990
- of his favorite breakfast
- burrito places in Los Angeles.
- 129
- 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,226
- - Stop! He made notes.
- - Yep.
- 130
- 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,063
- "Great egg to tortilla ratio."
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- 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,063
- Fuckin' idiot.
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- 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,764
- - Burn the fire.
- - Burn!
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- 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,766
- Oh, my God! His trophy.
- 134
- 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:24,269
- Second place trophy,
- fantasy football.
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- 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,903
- And he saved it.
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- 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,905
- No! It's not
- even real football.
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- 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,374
- It's a fucking fantasy!
- 138
- 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,674
- Oh, wait.
- 139
- 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,580
- Oh, my God. It's Drew.
- 140
- 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,623
- - <i>Hello?</i>
- - Hey.
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- 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,791
- Really? That's it? "Hey"?
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- 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:50,097
- Are your ears burning?
- 'Cause your shit is.
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- 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,033
- I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?
- 144
- 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,699
- <i>Hold on. What?</i>
- 145
- 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,303
- What do you mean,
- you fucked up? Which part?
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- 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,270
- I'm gonna come over tomorrow,
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- 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,072
- and I'm going to
- explain everything, okay?
- 148
- 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,007
- Please don't do anything
- with my stuff.
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- 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,309
- I'll be back tomorrow.
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- 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,812
- Drew?
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- 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:10,851
- Drew!
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- 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,041
- - Oh! I'm so sorry.
- - That's okay.
- 153
- 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:10,043
- Happy birthday.
- 154
- 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:11,845
- How...
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- 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,880
- - Yep.
- - The... Yeah.
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- 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,882
- - Uh, it's not my birthday.
- - Oh.
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- 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,218
- I just kinda wear it
- for warmth.
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- 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,022
- Well, if it was your birthday,
- I would say, um...
- 159
- 00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:24,923
- "Happy birthday."
- 160
- 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,327
- Well, I'd probably say,
- "Thank you."
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- 00:10:27,395 --> 00:10:28,196
- You're welcome.
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- 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,364
- Hey.
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- 00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,432
- I got a quarter left.
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- 00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:37,069
- Your mission, should you
- choose to accept it,
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- 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:40,774
- is to find the absolute
- worst song on the jukebox.
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- 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,777
- Okay.
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- One gum, please.
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- 00:10:58,559 --> 00:10:59,860
- Oh.
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- 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,094
- Yeah.
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- 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,365
- Um...
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- 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,368
- $2.25.
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- 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,079
- Have a great day.
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- 00:11:19,447 --> 00:11:22,083
- Aren't you gonna ask me
- if I need help to my car?
- 174
- 00:11:26,354 --> 00:11:27,154
- So, um...
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- 00:11:28,423 --> 00:11:29,223
- Where are you from?
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- 00:11:29,591 --> 00:11:30,889
- Uh...
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- 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,359
- England.
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- 00:11:32,361 --> 00:11:33,859
- That's what I thought.
- 179
- 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,495
- Yeah, but sometimes
- when I think that
- 180
- 00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:37,530
- people end up
- being Australian.
- 181
- 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:39,965
- Ah. People do sometimes end up
- being Australian.
- 182
- 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,167
- Shut up!
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- 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,504
- Oh, God! I don't
- actually mean "shut up."
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- 00:11:44,506 --> 00:11:46,171
- It's a figure of speech.
- 185
- 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,107
- I don't know
- if you do that in England.
- 186
- 00:11:48,109 --> 00:11:50,109
- What? Figures of speech?
- 187
- 00:11:50,111 --> 00:11:51,179
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah. We invented that.
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- 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,015
- Right.
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- 00:11:57,486 --> 00:11:59,119
- You know, some...
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- 00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:01,488
- Some might say that I'm not
- exercising good judgment
- 191
- 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:03,356
- following a strange man
- somewhere.
- 192
- 00:12:03,358 --> 00:12:05,058
- This is how
- people get shoved
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- 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,361
- in the back
- of sketchy vans, right?
- 194
- 00:12:08,297 --> 00:12:09,629
- That makes this
- rather awkward.
- 195
- 00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:10,965
- Mmm.
- 196
- 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,800
- Get in the van.
- 197
- 00:12:13,368 --> 00:12:14,469
- What?
- 198
- 00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:21,408
- Oh, my God!
- Okay, what is happening?
- 199
- 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:23,443
- Did I do something wrong?
- Am I in trouble?
- 200
- 00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:26,379
- Listen, we just wanna talk
- about Drew Thayer.
- 201
- 00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:28,248
- - He's your boyfriend, right?
- - No.
- 202
- 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:31,017
- I mean, yes. Well, he was my
- boyfriend, but we broke up.
- 203
- 00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:32,218
- Why? Is he in trouble?
- 204
- 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,054
- Yes. Drew is
- in a lot of trouble.
- 205
- 00:12:34,056 --> 00:12:35,422
- That's why you're in a van.
- 206
- 00:12:35,424 --> 00:12:36,589
- Do you know where
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- 00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:38,591
- your ex-boyfriend worked,
- Miss Stockman?
- 208
- 00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:40,226
- Uh, yeah. NPR.
- 209
- 00:12:40,228 --> 00:12:42,495
- He had a podcast.
- It was about, um...
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- 00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:44,964
- I'm not 100% sure
- what it was about,
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- 00:12:44,966 --> 00:12:48,468
- but like jazz and economics.
- 212
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- Okay, nobody
- listened to that podcast.
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- 00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:52,005
- Not even me,
- and I went to Harvard.
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- 00:12:52,007 --> 00:12:53,340
- Wow. Only took you
- two minutes.
- 215
- 00:12:53,342 --> 00:12:56,276
- Well, I had to give her that
- for context, Seb.
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- 00:12:56,278 --> 00:12:58,411
- That podcast
- was Drew's cover job.
- 217
- 00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:00,616
- Well, Drew never mentioned
- having another job.
- 218
- 00:13:01,516 --> 00:13:03,852
- Listen, Drew was CIA.
- 219
- 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:06,221
- I'm sorry. What?
- 220
- 00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:14,262
- Oh, my God!
- 221
- 00:13:16,231 --> 00:13:18,098
- You were in Vegas
- when we saw Celine Dion?
- 222
- 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,467
- Ironically.
- 223
- 00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:23,236
- - Oh, my God!
- - Listen, Drew's gone missing.
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- 00:13:23,238 --> 00:13:25,406
- A lot of innocent people are
- gonna die unless we find him.
- 225
- 00:13:25,408 --> 00:13:27,042
- Has he been in contact
- with you?
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- 00:13:29,945 --> 00:13:31,244
- No.
- 227
- 00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:32,914
- - Are you sure?
- - Mmm-mmm. No.
- 228
- 00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:36,250
- Oh, unless it was
- last Tuesday night,
- 229
- 00:13:36,252 --> 00:13:37,217
- 'cause I dropped
- my phone in the tub
- 230
- 00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:38,084
- and it stopped working
- for a little while.
- 231
- 00:13:38,086 --> 00:13:40,086
- That's... Yep,
- that's what happened.
- 232
- 00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:41,455
- So I went on the Internet,
- 233
- 00:13:41,457 --> 00:13:42,723
- and I was like,
- "How do I fix my phone?"
- 234
- 00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:44,425
- It said to put it
- in a bag of rice,
- 235
- 00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:46,227
- so I was like,
- "I don't have rice."
- 236
- 00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:47,929
- Okay. You do not
- wanna lie to us.
- 237
- 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:54,301
- Okay. Okay, fine.
- Yes, he called me last night.
- 238
- 00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:56,437
- Well, I guess he called me back.
- Finally.
- 239
- 00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:58,472
- I called him, like,
- a thousand times.
- 240
- 00:13:58,474 --> 00:14:00,641
- Just this week, after I
- stopped hearing from him.
- 241
- 00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:03,413
- I called him, like, a normal
- amount when we were together.
- 242
- 00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:04,614
- I'm normal.
- 243
- 00:14:06,249 --> 00:14:07,250
- Okay.
- 244
- 00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:12,319
- Oh, my God.
- I love you, Mom.
- 245
- 00:14:12,321 --> 00:14:14,522
- Morgan.
- Morgan, I need to talk to you.
- 246
- 00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:16,357
- Oh, wait.
- Audrey just got home.
- 247
- 00:14:16,359 --> 00:14:18,459
- - I need to talk to you.
- - I need to talk to you.
- 248
- 00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:20,194
- Viktor is in my room
- right now.
- 249
- 00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:21,128
- I don't know
- who the fuck that is.
- 250
- 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,264
- Viktor, the guy from the bar
- last night.
- 251
- 00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:24,265
- Turns out
- I left my driver's license.
- 252
- 00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:26,133
- He sent me a Facebook message.
- 253
- 00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:27,501
- And then he sent me
- two pictures of his dick.
- 254
- 00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:28,602
- - Okay. I don't...
- - I don't really... I know,
- 255
- 00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:30,371
- I don't wanna reward
- that kind of behavior either,
- 256
- 00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:31,372
- but I needed
- my driver's license back.
- 257
- 00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:34,074
- I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
- I mean, kill me.
- 258
- 00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:35,710
- Totally. Can we just... I just
- need to tell you something.
- 259
- 00:14:35,712 --> 00:14:39,013
- But I'm using this opportunity
- to teach him about feminism.
- 260
- 00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:40,481
- There he is. Hey.
- 261
- 00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,249
- You remember Audrey
- from last night?
- 262
- 00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:44,686
- Yeah. You know, Audrey,
- 263
- 00:14:44,688 --> 00:14:47,290
- "There is no limit to what
- we women can achieve."
- 264
- 00:14:48,257 --> 00:14:49,292
- Michelle Obama.
- 265
- 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,194
- Okay. I take shower.
- 266
- 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,197
- Okay.
- 267
- 00:14:55,298 --> 00:14:57,231
- He's doing very well.
- One second.
- 268
- 00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:59,568
- Mom, did you get the dick pics
- that I forwarded you?
- 269
- 00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:00,735
- - Morgan.
- - What?
- 270
- 00:15:00,737 --> 00:15:02,203
- Audrey thinks it's weird
- that we tell
- 271
- 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,270
- each other everything.
- I think it's...
- 272
- 00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:05,072
- I know.
- Of course, it's normal.
- 273
- 00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:06,475
- Yes! That's what I said.
- 274
- 00:15:06,477 --> 00:15:08,577
- It looks like an unbaked
- crescent roll.
- 275
- 00:15:08,579 --> 00:15:10,177
- No, I know you like them uncut.
- 276
- 00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:12,046
- Wait, hold on. My mom wants
- to know if you've ever been
- 277
- 00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:13,147
- - with an uncircumcised guy?
- - Oh, my God.
- 278
- 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:14,716
- Morgan, I'm begging you.
- Get off the fucking phone!
- 279
- 00:15:14,718 --> 00:15:16,453
- Okay, I love you.
- I'll talk to you later.
- 280
- 00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:18,455
- What?
- 281
- 00:15:20,056 --> 00:15:23,527
- Get this. Two guys show up
- at my work from the CIA.
- 282
- 00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:25,662
- They wanna talk about Drew.
- 283
- 00:15:27,129 --> 00:15:28,332
- They said he's a spy.
- 284
- 00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:32,569
- What do you mean, a spy?
- 285
- 00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:36,171
- Morgan, I'm serious.
- 286
- 00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:37,739
- They showed me photos of him
- 287
- 00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:40,775
- with, like, dead bodies
- and, like, weapons and blood.
- 288
- 00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:42,611
- Wait, wait. What? What?
- I know.
- 289
- 00:15:42,613 --> 00:15:44,713
- I know this sounds batshit crazy,
- but just think about it, okay?
- 290
- 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:47,182
- There were so many unanswered
- questions about that guy.
- 291
- 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:48,517
- Like if he went to Vassar,
- 292
- 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,252
- why does he pronounce it
- "liberry"?
- 293
- 00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:52,222
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 294
- 00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:58,460
- Sorry.
- 295
- 00:15:58,462 --> 00:16:00,330
- Couldn't remember
- if you were 3-A or 3-B.
- 296
- 00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:02,731
- - Hey.
- - What?
- 297
- 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,866
- I'm not great on text.
- I'm better on email.
- 298
- 00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,103
- You know that. I'm...
- 299
- 00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:09,538
- Why does it smell like
- lighter fluid?
- 300
- 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,705
- Because I wasn't kidding
- when I told you
- 301
- 00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:12,407
- I was gonna
- set your shit on fire.
- 302
- 00:16:12,409 --> 00:16:13,876
- Look, listen, I get it.
- 303
- 00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:14,810
- It's a long story.
- 304
- 00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:16,444
- There was something
- that I had to deal with.
- 305
- 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,282
- Okay? I just wasn't
- in the right headspace.
- 306
- 00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:20,384
- I know you're a spy.
- 307
- 00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,319
- Yeah.
- 308
- 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,121
- These guys
- showed up at my work,
- 309
- 00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,890
- shoved me into a van,
- 310
- 00:16:27,892 --> 00:16:29,560
- and showed me
- these horrible photos.
- 311
- 00:16:30,895 --> 00:16:32,260
- Where...
- 312
- 00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:33,328
- - What did you tell 'em?
- - What do you mean,
- 313
- 00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,496
- "What did I tell them?"
- You're not gonna deny to it?
- 314
- 00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:37,733
- Or tell me those photos
- were photoshopped or anything?
- 315
- 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,135
- Oh, my God!
- You have a fucking gun!
- 316
- 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,137
- I need you to tell me
- exactly what you told them.
- 317
- 00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:43,608
- Wait, is this why
- you broke up with me?
- 318
- 00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,610
- - What's on your forehead?
- - What?
- 319
- 00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:49,579
- You have, like, this little
- red dot on your forehead.
- 320
- 00:16:49,581 --> 00:16:51,547
- - Oh, shit!
- - Oh, my God!
- 321
- 00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:52,550
- Go, go, go!
- 322
- 00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:54,251
- Stay down!
- 323
- 00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:56,487
- Go! Go!
- 324
- 00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:58,320
- Stay down!
- 325
- 00:16:58,322 --> 00:16:59,722
- Stay away from the windows!
- 326
- 00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,124
- Dad, I have to call you back.
- 327
- 00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:06,631
- What the fuck is going on?
- 328
- 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,165
- Morgan!
- 329
- 00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:10,335
- Wait, you're bleeding.
- 330
- 00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,335
- Fuck!
- 331
- 00:17:12,337 --> 00:17:13,769
- Some bad people are after me.
- 332
- 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:14,904
- The CIA?
- 333
- 00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,873
- And some other people too.
- And now they're after you.
- 334
- 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,175
- - It's exactly why I left you.
- - Oh, my God.
- 335
- 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:21,412
- I didn't want you in danger.
- 336
- 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:26,515
- It's also why I left you this.
- 337
- 00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:27,785
- - Your trophy?
- - Because I trust you.
- 338
- 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,821
- A lot of innocent people
- are gonna die
- 339
- 00:17:31,823 --> 00:17:34,423
- unless we get this
- to where it needs to go, okay?
- 340
- 00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:36,459
- So what we're gonna do is, we're
- gonna leave the apartment.
- 341
- 00:17:36,461 --> 00:17:38,794
- We're gonna go
- to Vienna. Okay?
- 342
- 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,498
- And we're gonna go
- to Cafe Schiele.
- 343
- 00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:43,633
- We're gonna meet
- someone named Verne
- 344
- 00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:45,434
- at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.
- 345
- 00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:46,535
- Wait. Why are you
- telling me this
- 346
- 00:17:46,537 --> 00:17:48,237
- if we're doing this together?
- 347
- 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:50,740
- In case I don't make it
- outta here alive.
- 348
- 00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:53,244
- - No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
- - Listen to me.
- 349
- 00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:58,447
- 11:00 a.m.
- Cafe Schiele. Verne.
- 350
- 00:17:58,449 --> 00:18:00,349
- - You got it?
- - Okay, got it.
- 351
- 00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:02,320
- And don't trust anybody.
- 352
- 00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:04,720
- Anybody.
- 353
- 00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:10,328
- <i>Do svidanya,</i> Drew.
- 354
- 00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:12,530
- Oh, my God!
- 355
- 00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:22,304
- Oh, my God! Drew's dead.
- 356
- 00:18:22,306 --> 00:18:22,908
- Open up!
- 357
- 00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:26,409
- Fire escape! Fire escape.
- 358
- 00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,844
- Open up now!
- We got a search warrant!
- 359
- 00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:33,349
- Hallway clear!
- 360
- 00:18:33,351 --> 00:18:34,352
- Door right.
- 361
- 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,919
- Clear!
- 362
- 00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,255
- Check it!
- 363
- 00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:44,295
- - Are you okay?
- - What?
- 364
- 00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,665
- No! Are you?
- 365
- 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:49,568
- - No.
- - Okay.
- 366
- 00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:52,769
- So, um,
- where are we going?
- 367
- 00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:55,005
- I don't know.
- Where are we gonna be safe?
- 368
- 00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:56,573
- Pull into that parking lot.
- 369
- 00:18:56,575 --> 00:18:57,574
- There's a bathroom
- in that Pilates Plus.
- 370
- 00:18:57,576 --> 00:19:00,677
- We are not hiding
- in a fucking Pilates Plus.
- 371
- 00:19:00,679 --> 00:19:02,045
- Where's the police station?
- 372
- 00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:03,580
- What? No, police.
- 373
- 00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:05,916
- We're not doing police
- 'cause I killed someone.
- 374
- 00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,484
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 375
- 00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:08,685
- Call the CIA guys.
- 376
- 00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:10,687
- No! Drew said
- that we can't trust anyone,
- 377
- 00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,956
- and he's right,
- 'cause he's dead!
- 378
- 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,891
- Probably because
- I talked to them.
- 379
- 00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:16,560
- No, it's 'cause
- I let the assassin
- 380
- 00:19:16,562 --> 00:19:18,528
- into the apartment.
- 381
- 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,330
- Okay, fair enough.
- It's both our faults.
- 382
- 00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,470
- - Shit!
- - You gonna get the call?
- 383
- 00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:25,702
- Hello.
- 384
- 00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:26,905
- <i>Audrey, it's Sebastian.</i>
- 385
- 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:28,972
- You killed Drew.
- 386
- 00:19:28,974 --> 00:19:30,640
- I told you
- where he was gonna be,
- 387
- 00:19:30,642 --> 00:19:31,875
- and you fucking killed him!
- 388
- 00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:33,443
- Sorry, can I ask a question?
- Who is this?
- 389
- 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,878
- That's the asshole
- from the CIA.
- 390
- 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,480
- <i>Audrey,
- where are you taking it?</i>
- 391
- 00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:37,581
- Why would I tell you?
- 392
- 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,784
- <i>Give us the package.</i>
- 393
- 00:19:39,351 --> 00:19:40,517
- <i>Trust me.</i>
- 394
- 00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:41,854
- I don't trust anyone anymore.
- 395
- 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,323
- You trust me though, right?
- 396
- 00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:48,525
- Yes, of course, I trust you.
- You don't count.
- 397
- 00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:50,727
- Good. 'Cause this is not
- some fake spy friendship
- 398
- 00:19:50,729 --> 00:19:52,462
- that the Russians
- put together.
- 399
- 00:19:52,464 --> 00:19:53,931
- Dude, shut up. I know.
- 400
- 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,732
- Okay, Drew said that if
- we don't deliver this package,
- 401
- 00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,501
- a lot of people are gonna die.
- 402
- 00:19:57,503 --> 00:19:58,535
- What if we don't do it
- and then there's
- 403
- 00:19:58,537 --> 00:20:00,337
- a terrorist attack
- or something?
- 404
- 00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:01,806
- Well, what did he say to do?
- 405
- 00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,742
- We have to get it
- to a cafe in Vienna.
- 406
- 00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:06,276
- Austria, Vienna?
- 407
- 00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:08,514
- - Yes. That's what he said.
- - Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?
- 408
- 00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:11,481
- Do what? Go to Europe
- 409
- 00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:12,984
- when a bunch of people
- are trying to kill us?
- 410
- 00:20:12,986 --> 00:20:15,686
- Do you wanna die
- having never been to Europe?
- 411
- 00:20:15,688 --> 00:20:18,290
- Or do you wanna go to Europe
- and die having been to Europe?
- 412
- 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,326
- Why are those
- my only two options?
- 413
- 00:20:22,762 --> 00:20:24,494
- Okay. This is a sign.
- 414
- 00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:25,930
- Our passports
- are still in there
- 415
- 00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:27,466
- from our road trip to Tijuana.
- 416
- 00:20:29,368 --> 00:20:31,135
- Okay, someone that you love
- 417
- 00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:33,807
- just died and asked you
- to do one last thing.
- 418
- 00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:36,042
- I think you gotta do it.
- 419
- 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:37,811
- I'll go with you.
- 420
- 00:20:40,013 --> 00:20:42,480
- Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
- Let's go to Austria.
- 421
- 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:43,516
- Let's go to Austria.
- 422
- 00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:47,118
- - Why are you turning?
- - I have to park.
- 423
- 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,386
- People are trying to kill us.
- 424
- 00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:49,422
- We're not fucking
- parking in Lot C.
- 425
- 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,895
- <i>We need a suitcase.</i>
- 426
- 00:20:57,897 --> 00:20:59,897
- I think it looks suspicious if we
- go through international security
- 427
- 00:20:59,899 --> 00:21:01,866
- with no luggage and just
- a weird trophy, right?
- 428
- 00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,801
- Wait. Wouldn't it be
- more suspicious
- 429
- 00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,403
- if we go through security
- with a suitcase
- 430
- 00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:07,572
- that's totally empty
- except for the weird trophy?
- 431
- 00:21:07,574 --> 00:21:09,607
- Yes. We need
- more trophies then.
- 432
- 00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:11,008
- That's what we'll do.
- 433
- 00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:12,910
- We'll be the kind of women
- who jet off to Vienna
- 434
- 00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:14,146
- with all of our awards.
- 435
- 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,713
- We're notable.
- We're recognized.
- 436
- 00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:17,016
- We have trophies, baby!
- 437
- 00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:19,086
- "Best Grandson"?
- 438
- 00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:21,153
- Yes.
- 439
- 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,187
- Don't be nervous.
- 440
- 00:21:22,189 --> 00:21:24,922
- People get caught
- when they're not confident.
- 441
- 00:21:24,924 --> 00:21:27,760
- Hello, are you new?
- I usually deal with Cesar.
- 442
- 00:21:29,629 --> 00:21:30,928
- Shit! We gotta
- get rid of our phones.
- 443
- 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,830
- Bad guys can track us
- even if they're off.
- 444
- 00:21:32,832 --> 00:21:35,067
- Oh, right. I've actually
- known that for a long time.
- 445
- 00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:36,868
- I went to performing arts camp
- with Edward Snowden.
- 446
- 00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:38,203
- Oh, that's right.
- You used to date Snowden.
- 447
- 00:21:38,205 --> 00:21:40,605
- No, no. He tried.
- 448
- 00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:41,708
- God, he was obsessed with me.
- 449
- 00:21:42,609 --> 00:21:44,542
- He was really into ska.
- 450
- 00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:45,776
- When the whole thing
- was going down, I was like,
- 451
- 00:21:45,778 --> 00:21:46,711
- "Why is no one
- talking about the fact
- 452
- 00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,914
- "that Edward Snowden
- is really into ska?"
- 453
- 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,383
- - Give me your phone.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 454
- 00:21:52,152 --> 00:21:55,453
- <i>Final call
- for boarding Flight 232.</i>
- 455
- 00:21:55,455 --> 00:21:56,889
- <i>Final call
- for boarding Flight 232.</i>
- 456
- 00:21:56,891 --> 00:21:57,956
- Bitch!
- 457
- 00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,093
- Oh.
- 458
- 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,661
- Bitch!
- 459
- 00:22:10,738 --> 00:22:12,472
- - <i>Mambo No. 5?</i>
- - Oh, please.
- 460
- 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:14,572
- - What?
- - Have you heard mambos
- 461
- 00:22:14,574 --> 00:22:15,807
- one through four?
- They're fantastic.
- 462
- 00:22:15,809 --> 00:22:16,975
- - Wow!
- - Yeah.
- 463
- 00:22:16,977 --> 00:22:18,610
- That's good.
- That's good.
- 464
- 00:22:18,612 --> 00:22:19,847
- Oh, I got one.
- Close your eyes.
- 465
- 00:22:20,981 --> 00:22:21,916
- - Close your eyes.
- - Okay.
- 466
- 00:22:33,494 --> 00:22:34,828
- Oh. Um...
- 467
- 00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:36,931
- No. Uh...
- 468
- 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:44,269
- <i>♫ Once there was this kid who ♫</i>
- 469
- 00:22:44,271 --> 00:22:51,176
- <i>♫ Got into an accident couldn't
- come to school but when... ♫</i>
- 470
- 00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:52,678
- Yeah, that's the worst song.
- 471
- 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,812
- - You win.
- - Right?
- 472
- 00:22:53,814 --> 00:22:54,980
- - Congratulations.
- - Thank you.
- 473
- 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,048
- - That's the worst.
- - Thank you.
- 474
- 00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:58,150
- They play this kind of stuff
- in Europe all the time.
- 475
- 00:22:58,152 --> 00:22:59,851
- It's like the whole
- continent just said,
- 476
- 00:22:59,853 --> 00:23:01,956
- "You know what? I love 1994.
- Let's just stay here."
- 477
- 00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:05,826
- I wouldn't know.
- I've never been to Europe.
- 478
- 00:23:24,012 --> 00:23:25,146
- Oh!
- 479
- 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:27,947
- For our special today,
- 480
- 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,582
- I would recommend
- our meat and bread platter
- 481
- 00:23:30,584 --> 00:23:32,151
- with a hot pot of fondue.
- 482
- 00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:33,854
- This is really fancy.
- 483
- 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,489
- We belong here.
- 484
- 00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:39,691
- Was this a place that Drew
- would hang out at?
- 485
- 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:41,327
- I mean, Drew. Like...
- 486
- 00:23:41,329 --> 00:23:45,699
- The same guy that called
- 7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.
- 487
- 00:23:46,901 --> 00:23:48,203
- Okay. Who do we
- think Verne is?
- 488
- 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,837
- I don't know.
- 489
- 00:23:50,839 --> 00:23:52,606
- And won't Verne
- be looking for Drew?
- 490
- 00:23:54,175 --> 00:23:56,011
- - Fuck!
- - How's he gonna know it's us?
- 491
- 00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,244
- God damn it!
- What do we do?
- 492
- 00:24:00,715 --> 00:24:02,951
- Oh, no. What's wrong?
- What do you see?
- 493
- 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,321
- Oh, nothing.
- It's just that, um,
- 494
- 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,524
- cake's a lot of flour
- and dairy for me. I...
- 495
- 00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,960
- I have to have diarrhea.
- 496
- 00:24:13,962 --> 00:24:15,130
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 497
- 00:24:17,365 --> 00:24:20,099
- Morgan, you should...
- You should probably go.
- 498
- 00:24:20,101 --> 00:24:21,801
- - I can hold it.
- - No.
- 499
- 00:24:21,803 --> 00:24:24,003
- - No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
- - No.
- 500
- 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:24,937
- No.
- No, this is more important.
- 501
- 00:24:24,939 --> 00:24:27,142
- No! Oh, my gosh.
- It's really not. Please go.
- 502
- 00:24:35,283 --> 00:24:36,816
- Can I bring you anything else?
- 503
- 00:24:36,818 --> 00:24:38,785
- Uh, no.
- 504
- 00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:40,953
- Don't make a noise.
- 505
- 00:24:40,955 --> 00:24:42,624
- I'm the person
- you're here to meet.
- 506
- 00:24:44,893 --> 00:24:47,126
- I'm sorry.
- Um, you're Verne?
- 507
- 00:24:47,128 --> 00:24:49,396
- It's an alias.
- Now, hand the package over.
- 508
- 00:24:49,398 --> 00:24:51,200
- Wait. None of this
- is making any sense.
- 509
- 00:24:53,134 --> 00:24:54,736
- - Oh, my God!
- - Don't say a word.
- 510
- 00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:57,070
- Okay.
- 511
- 00:24:57,072 --> 00:24:58,905
- Oh, my God.
- 512
- 00:25:02,078 --> 00:25:03,676
- I'm trying to protect you.
- 513
- 00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:05,412
- Yeah. The same way
- you protected Drew?
- 514
- 00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:06,946
- If you were here
- to protect me,
- 515
- 00:25:06,948 --> 00:25:07,980
- you wouldn't be
- pointing a gun at me.
- 516
- 00:25:07,982 --> 00:25:10,384
- I may not be in the CIA,
- but I know that much.
- 517
- 00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:12,685
- MI6, actually.
- Drew was CIA.
- 518
- 00:25:12,687 --> 00:25:14,021
- It's an international effort.
- 519
- 00:25:14,023 --> 00:25:15,289
- Whatever!
- 520
- 00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:27,767
- You're Verne?
- 521
- 00:25:27,769 --> 00:25:28,770
- <i>Guten Morgen.</i>
- 522
- 00:25:31,673 --> 00:25:32,842
- <i>Guten</i> Verne.
- 523
- 00:25:34,776 --> 00:25:35,809
- Would you please stop
- pointing that?
- 524
- 00:25:35,811 --> 00:25:37,144
- It's making me very nervous.
- 525
- 00:25:37,146 --> 00:25:38,212
- - When I get nervous...
- - Sit still and listen.
- 526
- 00:25:38,214 --> 00:25:40,314
- Okay.
- 527
- 00:25:40,316 --> 00:25:42,983
- In a moment, everyone in this
- cafe is gonna start shooting.
- 528
- 00:25:42,985 --> 00:25:44,818
- They all want
- what you've got,
- 529
- 00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,019
- and they'll kill
- each and every one of us
- 530
- 00:25:46,021 --> 00:25:47,056
- until they get it.
- 531
- 00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,892
- If you run,
- you'll be killed.
- 532
- 00:25:51,894 --> 00:25:53,060
- If you do manage to get out,
- 533
- 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:54,027
- you won't be able
- to go anywhere.
- 534
- 00:25:54,029 --> 00:25:55,095
- If you scan your passport
- at the border,
- 535
- 00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:57,197
- there will be men with guns
- bigger than this one
- 536
- 00:25:57,199 --> 00:25:58,899
- that won't say a word
- before they kill you.
- 537
- 00:25:58,901 --> 00:26:00,834
- And if you do make it
- to the airport,
- 538
- 00:26:00,836 --> 00:26:02,903
- we'll be waiting for you.
- 539
- 00:26:02,905 --> 00:26:05,973
- So hand the package over,
- and no one gets hurt.
- 540
- 00:26:05,975 --> 00:26:07,107
- Except for Drew.
- 541
- 00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:09,311
- Okay. It's not productive
- to keep bringing that up.
- 542
- 00:26:11,147 --> 00:26:14,683
- That's not Verne.
- 543
- 00:26:16,719 --> 00:26:17,720
- The package.
- 544
- 00:26:19,456 --> 00:26:20,656
- Good.
- 545
- 00:26:33,736 --> 00:26:35,272
- That's not Verne!
- 546
- 00:26:40,109 --> 00:26:41,110
- What?
- 547
- 00:26:52,222 --> 00:26:53,022
- What?
- 548
- 00:27:01,531 --> 00:27:02,898
- Oh, my God!
- 549
- 00:27:15,545 --> 00:27:16,346
- Morgan!
- 550
- 00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:40,136
- Oh, my God.
- 551
- 00:27:54,451 --> 00:27:55,519
- No!
- 552
- 00:27:56,453 --> 00:27:57,254
- No! Verne, wait!
- 553
- 00:28:02,526 --> 00:28:03,592
- Holy shit! Run!
- 554
- 00:28:27,984 --> 00:28:30,219
- Oh, my God! I killed someone!
- I killed someone!
- 555
- 00:28:30,221 --> 00:28:32,088
- - Stop yelling that!
- - Oh, my God!
- 556
- 00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:35,857
- - Oh, my God!
- - Wait. Shit.
- 557
- 00:28:35,859 --> 00:28:37,159
- Get in the fucking car!
- Get in the car!
- 558
- 00:28:37,161 --> 00:28:38,494
- That car?
- That's not our car!
- 559
- 00:28:38,496 --> 00:28:39,428
- Sorry! I'm so sorry!
- I'm sorry.
- 560
- 00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:40,962
- Hey! Ah!
- 561
- 00:28:40,964 --> 00:28:42,164
- Okay!
- Okay, we're set.
- 562
- 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,232
- - Oh, shit!
- - What?
- 563
- 00:28:43,234 --> 00:28:46,034
- It's a stick. Do you know
- how to drive a stick?
- 564
- 00:28:46,036 --> 00:28:48,903
- - No! No!
- - Fuck!
- 565
- 00:28:48,905 --> 00:28:51,340
- - Which one's the brake?
- - I don't know. There are so many.
- 566
- 00:28:51,342 --> 00:28:52,574
- How do I change
- the fucking gear?
- 567
- 00:28:52,576 --> 00:28:53,609
- How does your car work?
- 568
- 00:28:53,611 --> 00:28:55,144
- I'm so sorry.
- 569
- 00:28:55,146 --> 00:28:56,512
- - It's an emergency!
- - Oh, my God!
- 570
- 00:28:56,514 --> 00:28:57,348
- - Oh, God!
- - Oh!
- 571
- 00:29:03,187 --> 00:29:05,921
- - Okay. It wasn't so bad.
- - Get out! Abort! Mission abort!
- 572
- 00:29:05,923 --> 00:29:07,990
- Sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- 573
- 00:29:07,992 --> 00:29:09,260
- Hurry! Hurry!
- 574
- 00:29:09,894 --> 00:29:11,028
- Hey!
- 575
- 00:29:12,596 --> 00:29:15,132
- Stop. The cab. Come on.
- 576
- 00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:19,003
- Hello. Hi, can we go, please?
- 577
- 00:29:21,038 --> 00:29:22,271
- - Mr. Yang?
- - Yeah.
- 578
- 00:29:22,273 --> 00:29:24,039
- Yeah, my mother
- married a Chinese man.
- 579
- 00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,574
- It's a very long,
- beautiful story. They met...
- 580
- 00:29:25,576 --> 00:29:28,177
- We are Yang.
- We are Mr. Yang. Yes.
- 581
- 00:29:28,179 --> 00:29:29,178
- - All right.
- - Thank you so much.
- 582
- 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,612
- Thank you. We gotta go.
- 583
- 00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:31,449
- And we're on the gas.
- 584
- 00:29:33,918 --> 00:29:36,051
- - So, you guys visiting?
- - No, we live here.
- 585
- 00:29:36,053 --> 00:29:38,189
- I'm an Austrian man
- named Mr. Yang. Go.
- 586
- 00:29:39,256 --> 00:29:40,356
- So, I'm Lukas.
- 587
- 00:29:40,358 --> 00:29:41,591
- How can I make your ride
- 588
- 00:29:41,593 --> 00:29:44,093
- - in Vienna excellent today?
- - Everything's fine.
- 589
- 00:29:44,095 --> 00:29:45,027
- Everything's great.
- Can you just drive?
- 590
- 00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:46,962
- Oh, no. Fine is not
- good enough for me.
- 591
- 00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:48,230
- - Okay.
- - I want excellent.
- 592
- 00:29:48,232 --> 00:29:50,232
- Would you like some waters?
- Still? Sparkling?
- 593
- 00:29:50,234 --> 00:29:51,601
- No, water. Fully hydrated.
- 594
- 00:29:51,603 --> 00:29:52,569
- Would you like
- to listen to music?
- 595
- 00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:54,970
- No. No, no. No music.
- Just drive, please.
- 596
- 00:29:54,972 --> 00:29:56,573
- But I'm not only
- a driver, actually.
- 597
- 00:29:56,575 --> 00:29:58,340
- I'm also a DJ
- on Saturday nights.
- 598
- 00:29:58,342 --> 00:30:00,376
- Oh, get out!
- Wow, that's cool.
- 599
- 00:30:00,378 --> 00:30:01,444
- I don't know
- if you guys are still in town
- 600
- 00:30:01,446 --> 00:30:02,414
- on Saturday, but look.
- 601
- 00:30:04,115 --> 00:30:05,448
- Hip-hop music.
- 602
- 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:07,251
- Jump. Jump.
- Jump. Jump.
- 603
- 00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:09,554
- Huh? Good, huh?
- 604
- 00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:22,599
- - Shit!
- - Oh, my God!
- 605
- 00:30:22,601 --> 00:30:23,600
- Okay, listen, buddy.
- 606
- 00:30:23,602 --> 00:30:25,201
- There's a bunch of men
- chasing us with guns,
- 607
- 00:30:25,203 --> 00:30:27,239
- and I need you
- to lose them now.
- 608
- 00:30:28,673 --> 00:30:29,972
- Fuck yeah!
- 609
- 00:30:31,108 --> 00:30:32,110
- Oh, my God!
- 610
- 00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:36,114
- Whoo-hoo!
- 611
- 00:30:38,617 --> 00:30:39,917
- They're men. Oh, my God!
- 612
- 00:30:41,753 --> 00:30:43,319
- Oh, my God!
- 613
- 00:30:59,604 --> 00:31:01,671
- I smoked so much meth before.
- 614
- 00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:03,139
- Great! Great!
- 615
- 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,516
- Fear is an illusion!
- 616
- 00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:23,628
- High five. Up here.
- 617
- 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,301
- Oh, fuck!
- 618
- 00:31:34,372 --> 00:31:35,806
- - Get on top of him.
- - Okay.
- 619
- 00:31:35,808 --> 00:31:37,106
- Oh, my God!
- 620
- 00:31:42,715 --> 00:31:45,116
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 621
- 00:31:51,824 --> 00:31:52,823
- Oh, my God.
- There's one left.
- 622
- 00:31:52,825 --> 00:31:54,359
- I know. I see him.
- 623
- 00:31:56,328 --> 00:31:57,361
- Okay, why are you using
- the turn signal?
- 624
- 00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:58,729
- You're literally telling him
- where we're going.
- 625
- 00:31:58,731 --> 00:32:00,196
- Sorry. It's a force of habit.
- 626
- 00:32:00,198 --> 00:32:01,297
- It's a bad habit.
- 627
- 00:32:01,299 --> 00:32:02,265
- No! It's a good habit.
- 628
- 00:32:02,267 --> 00:32:04,570
- In most circumstances,
- it is a very good habit!
- 629
- 00:32:08,774 --> 00:32:10,774
- Oh, my God!
- 630
- 00:32:10,776 --> 00:32:12,010
- Fuck you!
- 631
- 00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:18,417
- Eat my shit!
- 632
- 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:21,552
- - Oh, my God!
- - Okay.
- 633
- 00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:22,655
- Get in the front.
- 634
- 00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:24,722
- Yep. Yeah.
- 635
- 00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:25,725
- Oh, no!
- 636
- 00:32:32,565 --> 00:32:35,399
- - I can't get my seat belt on!
- - Where the fuck is he?
- 637
- 00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:36,534
- Oh, my God!
- 638
- 00:32:38,337 --> 00:32:39,739
- He's on the fucking roof!
- 639
- 00:32:43,676 --> 00:32:45,411
- Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!
- 640
- 00:32:48,614 --> 00:32:50,116
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 641
- 00:32:53,286 --> 00:32:54,554
- He's on the top!
- He's on the top!
- 642
- 00:32:56,289 --> 00:32:57,755
- No!
- 643
- 00:32:57,757 --> 00:32:59,258
- Okay. There she goes.
- 644
- 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,175
- - Why are you speeding up?
- - I got a plan!
- 645
- 00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:18,375
- - Okay!
- - Hold on!
- 646
- 00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:27,318
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 647
- 00:33:35,562 --> 00:33:37,161
- - Get the fuck out!
- - Okay!
- 648
- 00:33:37,163 --> 00:33:38,431
- Great job! Five stars, Lukas!
- 649
- 00:33:38,865 --> 00:33:39,766
- Five stars!
- 650
- 00:33:40,767 --> 00:33:42,502
- Oh, my God!
- 651
- 00:33:44,471 --> 00:33:47,672
- Oh, God! Jesus!
- What happened?
- 652
- 00:33:47,674 --> 00:33:48,475
- We gotta go.
- 653
- 00:33:49,676 --> 00:33:51,345
- - We gotta go somewhere.
- - Oh, God!
- 654
- 00:33:51,945 --> 00:33:53,313
- There's a train station.
- 655
- 00:34:11,431 --> 00:34:13,698
- So you're saying you failed?
- 656
- 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,203
- <i>No, there were some
- unforeseen complications,</i>
- 657
- 00:34:17,204 --> 00:34:18,536
- but I do have the package.
- 658
- 00:34:18,538 --> 00:34:19,706
- <i>Let's see it.</i>
- 659
- 00:34:28,248 --> 00:34:29,447
- It appears I don't have it.
- 660
- 00:34:29,449 --> 00:34:31,216
- <i>So let me get this right.</i>
- 661
- 00:34:31,218 --> 00:34:33,451
- You didn't get the package.
- 662
- 00:34:33,453 --> 00:34:35,654
- The girls still have
- the package.
- 663
- 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,990
- And now Highland is likely
- to get the package.
- 664
- 00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:39,493
- I won't
- let that happen, ma'am.
- 665
- 00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:41,826
- I'm glad that this happened.
- 666
- 00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:44,462
- Otherwise, you wouldn't have
- been awarded Best Grandson.
- 667
- 00:34:44,464 --> 00:34:45,666
- <i>Okay. That's funny.</i>
- 668
- 00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:50,301
- Ma'am?
- Ma'am, can you hear us?
- 669
- 00:34:50,303 --> 00:34:51,369
- Ma'am, did you hear us?
- 670
- 00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:52,838
- - <i>Ma'am, are you frozen?</i>
- - <i>Ma'am, can you hear us?</i>
- 671
- 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,073
- - <i>She's frozen.</i>
- - <i>Yeah.</i>
- 672
- 00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:55,808
- <i>Ma'am, wave if you're not
- frozen, please.</i>
- 673
- 00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:57,242
- Not frozen.
- 674
- 00:34:57,244 --> 00:34:59,678
- <i>Just disappointed.</i>
- 675
- 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,346
- I was just
- trying to protect them.
- 676
- 00:35:01,348 --> 00:35:02,614
- <i>Protect them?</i>
- 677
- 00:35:02,616 --> 00:35:04,315
- Yeah, let them die.
- They're idiots.
- 678
- 00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:06,418
- - I know an idiot when I see one.
- - In the mirror.
- 679
- 00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:07,853
- Okay. I'm not an idiot,
- Sebastian. For the record...
- 680
- 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,855
- Here we go. You went to
- Harvard. Yes, we all know.
- 681
- 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,322
- I didn't even mention Harvard.
- That's the thing.
- 682
- 00:35:11,324 --> 00:35:12,925
- <i>He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
- making this simply about merit,</i>
- 683
- 00:35:12,927 --> 00:35:13,928
- <i>and, yeah...</i>
- 684
- 00:35:22,302 --> 00:35:24,469
- Yes. Get in. Okay, look.
- 685
- 00:35:24,471 --> 00:35:25,971
- I got us two tickets
- to Prague.
- 686
- 00:35:25,973 --> 00:35:27,773
- - I got us a change of clothes.
- - Okay, great. We can change
- 687
- 00:35:27,775 --> 00:35:29,274
- on the train. It leaves in,
- like, 10 minutes.
- 688
- 00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:30,609
- And then we can fly home
- from there.
- 689
- 00:35:30,611 --> 00:35:32,478
- We just need to get
- the fuck out of Vienna.
- 690
- 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,715
- Wait. Can we just take
- a second to appreciate you?
- 691
- 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,616
- - Now? Right now?
- - Yes.
- 692
- 00:35:37,618 --> 00:35:39,952
- What you did in the cafe
- with the gun was insane.
- 693
- 00:35:39,954 --> 00:35:41,286
- You killed a man.
- 694
- 00:35:41,288 --> 00:35:42,855
- - It's okay. It was a bad man.
- - Oh, my God!
- 695
- 00:35:42,857 --> 00:35:44,657
- I just play
- a lot of video games.
- 696
- 00:35:44,659 --> 00:35:45,891
- - Can we please just...
- - No, and then
- 697
- 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,460
- what you did with the trophies.
- You switched the trophies.
- 698
- 00:35:47,462 --> 00:35:49,028
- He literally works
- in intelligence,
- 699
- 00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:50,062
- and yet, you were
- the more intelligent.
- 700
- 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,530
- How crazy is that?
- 701
- 00:35:51,532 --> 00:35:53,499
- And then you did all that
- car stuff. Oh, my God!
- 702
- 00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,868
- It all just kinda happened really quickly.
- Can we please just move on?
- 703
- 00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:58,637
- Woman, you are incredible,
- and I want you to own it.
- 704
- 00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,906
- Listen, I'm owning it.
- Can we just go, please?
- 705
- 00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:01,841
- - Wait! Wait!
- - Oh, my God!
- 706
- 00:36:01,843 --> 00:36:03,976
- No, I'm not gonna
- let you minimize this.
- 707
- 00:36:03,978 --> 00:36:05,478
- - I'm not minimizing!
- - But you always do this.
- 708
- 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,579
- You always do this.
- 709
- 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,614
- - Oh, my God!
- - Have you ever,
- 710
- 00:36:08,616 --> 00:36:09,884
- in your whole life,
- felt so alive?
- 711
- 00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:14,722
- <i>Attention, the train to Prague
- is now boarding.</i>
- 712
- 00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:17,723
- We're gonna be
- a lot less alive
- 713
- 00:36:17,725 --> 00:36:19,358
- if we don't make it out
- to the train. Okay? Please.
- 714
- 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,793
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Look at this.
- 715
- 00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:22,561
- They're really playing up
- that Mozart is from here,
- 716
- 00:36:22,563 --> 00:36:23,929
- and they're really downplaying
- that Hitler is from here.
- 717
- 00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:25,600
- - Yeah, I would too. Get out.
- - Okay.
- 718
- 00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:29,903
- What track is it?
- 719
- 00:36:29,905 --> 00:36:31,506
- Um, looks like
- track 10 goes to, um...
- 720
- 00:36:32,908 --> 00:36:34,540
- "Szkalas."
- 721
- 00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,977
- "Szass... Szabadszallas."
- 722
- 00:36:36,979 --> 00:36:39,478
- "Nove Hodejovice."
- 723
- 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,114
- "Usti Nad Labem."
- 724
- 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:44,683
- "Parndorf ich Bahnhof.
- Prague."
- 725
- 00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,019
- "Prague." Track six.
- Oh, thank God.
- 726
- 00:36:46,021 --> 00:36:47,586
- - Okay, track six.
- - Wait. No, no, no, no, no!
- 727
- 00:36:47,588 --> 00:36:48,789
- Sebastian said
- if we use our passports
- 728
- 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:49,956
- we'll get stopped at the border.
- 729
- 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:50,957
- Shit!
- 730
- 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:51,994
- What do we do?
- 731
- 00:36:54,562 --> 00:36:57,396
- Okay. We just have to find
- two girls who look like us,
- 732
- 00:36:57,398 --> 00:36:58,932
- tell them what happened, and
- convince them to give us theirs,
- 733
- 00:36:58,934 --> 00:37:00,667
- and then they could say
- that theirs were stolen.
- 734
- 00:37:00,669 --> 00:37:02,401
- - Who would do that?
- - Any girls.
- 735
- 00:37:02,403 --> 00:37:03,536
- Any girls would do that.
- 736
- 00:37:03,538 --> 00:37:04,338
- Okay.
- 737
- 00:37:05,573 --> 00:37:07,508
- How about them?
- They kinda look like us.
- 738
- 00:37:09,778 --> 00:37:11,547
- No, we don't wanna
- be them in Europe.
- 739
- 00:37:12,548 --> 00:37:14,581
- We wanna be them in Europe.
- 740
- 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:15,949
- We go all the way
- down there,
- 741
- 00:37:15,951 --> 00:37:18,051
- and then it ends up
- being there.
- 742
- 00:37:18,053 --> 00:37:20,386
- - Yeah, we do.
- - Tight shorts.
- 743
- 00:37:20,388 --> 00:37:22,889
- Just imagine the only guy
- you've ever loved
- 744
- 00:37:22,891 --> 00:37:24,658
- dying in front of you
- 745
- 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,427
- and asking you
- to do this one thing.
- 746
- 00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:29,863
- Wouldn't you
- sacrifice everything?
- 747
- 00:37:29,865 --> 00:37:32,065
- Imagine if that was
- your best friend of 12 years.
- 748
- 00:37:32,067 --> 00:37:33,733
- Wouldn't you go to the ends
- 749
- 00:37:33,735 --> 00:37:35,435
- - of the Earth to protect her?
- - Yes.
- 750
- 00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:38,004
- You guys are weird.
- 751
- 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,973
- Okay. Actually,
- we're not "weed."
- 752
- 00:37:39,975 --> 00:37:41,541
- We are in danger.
- 753
- 00:37:41,543 --> 00:37:42,809
- You'd be saving our lives
- 754
- 00:37:42,811 --> 00:37:43,977
- and the lives
- of a lot of innocent people.
- 755
- 00:37:43,979 --> 00:37:45,712
- Just go to the embassy
- and get other passports.
- 756
- 00:37:45,714 --> 00:37:47,614
- Sorry. We'd love to
- help you out, mate,
- 757
- 00:37:47,616 --> 00:37:48,882
- but we just don't know you.
- 758
- 00:37:48,884 --> 00:37:50,584
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
- 759
- 00:37:50,586 --> 00:37:52,454
- <i>the train to Prague
- is now leaving.</i>
- 760
- 00:37:56,825 --> 00:37:58,292
- You're right. Okay.
- You know what?
- 761
- 00:37:58,294 --> 00:37:59,993
- - Have a great time in Poland.
- - It's been beautiful meeting you.
- 762
- 00:37:59,995 --> 00:38:01,628
- Now!
- 763
- 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:03,463
- - Go! Get it! Shit!
- - Stop it!
- 764
- 00:38:03,465 --> 00:38:04,865
- No!
- 765
- 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:05,701
- - No!
- - Stop it!
- 766
- 00:38:06,935 --> 00:38:08,403
- - I got it!
- - Stop! No!
- 767
- 00:38:09,038 --> 00:38:10,906
- Oi! Give me back my bum bag!
- 768
- 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:14,710
- Come on! Get in!
- 769
- 00:38:15,611 --> 00:38:16,710
- Okay.
- Oh, my God!
- 770
- 00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,678
- Close! Oh, my God!
- Close.
- 771
- 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,647
- - Open the door!
- - I'm sorry.
- 772
- 00:38:20,649 --> 00:38:23,650
- Give me back my fucking
- bum bag, you bitch!
- 773
- 00:38:23,652 --> 00:38:25,119
- Look, your address is on it,
- 774
- 00:38:25,121 --> 00:38:28,390
- so I can mail it back to you
- if we survive.
- 775
- 00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:53,783
- Hello?
- 776
- 00:38:55,618 --> 00:38:57,053
- Yes. I understand.
- 777
- 00:39:03,126 --> 00:39:06,060
- Nadedja.
- 778
- 00:39:06,062 --> 00:39:07,595
- Nadedja, where are you?
- 779
- 00:39:07,597 --> 00:39:09,664
- Nadedja, you're going to miss
- your cue again.
- 780
- 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:11,832
- You always do this.
- 781
- 00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:31,185
- I feel like
- my best friend always knew
- 782
- 00:39:31,187 --> 00:39:33,187
- that she wanted
- to be an actress.
- 783
- 00:39:33,189 --> 00:39:35,656
- - She's just natural at it.
- - Mmm.
- 784
- 00:39:35,658 --> 00:39:38,125
- I'm not a natural at anything.
- 785
- 00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:40,262
- - I tried law school.
- - Oh, smart.
- 786
- 00:39:40,264 --> 00:39:42,964
- - Then I tried art school.
- - That's good.
- 787
- 00:39:42,966 --> 00:39:44,031
- Big swing there.
- 788
- 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:44,934
- I dropped out of both.
- 789
- 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:48,004
- Yeah,
- I never finish anything.
- 790
- 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,910
- Well, hey,
- you just finished your beer.
- 791
- 00:39:55,712 --> 00:39:57,112
- Yeah, that I do finish.
- 792
- 00:39:59,116 --> 00:40:01,884
- So why don't you finish things?
- What are you afraid of?
- 793
- 00:40:02,119 --> 00:40:03,686
- Mmm.
- 794
- 00:40:04,188 --> 00:40:06,021
- Being average.
- 795
- 00:40:06,023 --> 00:40:08,756
- Come on. I would not say
- that you are average.
- 796
- 00:40:10,961 --> 00:40:12,930
- How would you know?
- You just met me.
- 797
- 00:40:14,597 --> 00:40:16,564
- I'm a pretty good judge
- of character.
- 798
- 00:40:16,566 --> 00:40:17,935
- You trust me.
- 799
- 00:40:22,739 --> 00:40:24,206
- Thank you for the dance.
- 800
- 00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:25,874
- Would you like me
- to get you another beer?
- 801
- 00:40:25,876 --> 00:40:27,710
- - Yeah! That'd be great.
- - Sure.
- 802
- 00:40:29,346 --> 00:40:31,213
- - Can I get two more, please?
- - No problem.
- 803
- 00:40:31,215 --> 00:40:32,216
- Thank you.
- 804
- 00:40:34,151 --> 00:40:37,352
- Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
- so here's my advice, right?
- 805
- 00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:39,821
- - Who are you?
- - Oh, that's my sister.
- 806
- 00:40:39,823 --> 00:40:41,790
- - Really?
- - Not my biological sister,
- 807
- 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:44,092
- but my de facto sister.
- 808
- 00:40:44,094 --> 00:40:45,827
- - Oh.
- - Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,
- 809
- 00:40:45,829 --> 00:40:48,096
- but she lost her virginity
- really late,
- 810
- 00:40:48,098 --> 00:40:49,898
- so she's, like, hungry for it.
- You know what I mean?
- 811
- 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,700
- Oh. Cool.
- 812
- 00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:53,635
- So have fun with that.
- 813
- 00:40:53,637 --> 00:40:56,605
- But if you hurt her,
- 814
- 00:40:56,607 --> 00:40:58,874
- - I'll find your best friend...
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 815
- 00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:00,010
- - ...I'll cut off his dick...
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 816
- 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:02,911
- ...and I'll make you eat it.
- 817
- 00:41:02,913 --> 00:41:04,946
- - Oh, okay.
- - Yeah.
- 818
- 00:41:04,948 --> 00:41:06,782
- You can have whatever
- condiments you like,
- 819
- 00:41:06,784 --> 00:41:08,252
- but you gotta finish it.
- 820
- 00:41:10,687 --> 00:41:11,953
- What's your name?
- 821
- 00:41:11,955 --> 00:41:14,289
- - Morgan. How you doing?
- - Morgan. Drew.
- 822
- 00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:16,727
- Morgan, anyone ever tell you
- you're a little much?
- 823
- 00:41:23,401 --> 00:41:25,169
- Why didn't you tell me
- that he said that?
- 824
- 00:41:27,638 --> 00:41:29,104
- You were so into him,
- 825
- 00:41:29,106 --> 00:41:31,640
- and you can't say shit like
- that to your best friend
- 826
- 00:41:31,642 --> 00:41:33,977
- when your best friend's
- in love with somebody.
- 827
- 00:41:36,013 --> 00:41:38,680
- It didn't hurt my feelings.
- 828
- 00:41:38,682 --> 00:41:41,085
- Well, a little bit. It hurt
- my feelings a little bit.
- 829
- 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,255
- Morgan. Hey.
- 830
- 00:41:45,190 --> 00:41:46,124
- I'm really sorry.
- 831
- 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:47,925
- I'm sorry too.
- 832
- 00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:50,061
- I'm sorry he died.
- 833
- 00:41:51,129 --> 00:41:51,995
- Oh, God.
- 834
- 00:41:52,896 --> 00:41:54,830
- What do we do
- with this thing?
- 835
- 00:41:54,832 --> 00:41:56,332
- I don't even know
- what this thing is
- 836
- 00:41:56,334 --> 00:41:58,234
- or what it does, or anything.
- 837
- 00:41:58,236 --> 00:42:01,037
- God, I feel like such an
- idiot about all this.
- 838
- 00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:02,405
- I mean, I met his parents.
- 839
- 00:42:02,407 --> 00:42:04,173
- They were so normal.
- 840
- 00:42:04,175 --> 00:42:05,975
- Their names
- are Tom and Marsha.
- 841
- 00:42:05,977 --> 00:42:08,144
- The night
- before he disappeared,
- 842
- 00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:09,811
- we all went
- to The Cheesecake Factory.
- 843
- 00:42:09,813 --> 00:42:11,780
- Oh, my God, that menu.
- 844
- 00:42:11,782 --> 00:42:14,417
- Dostoevsky wrote that menu.
- 845
- 00:42:14,419 --> 00:42:18,221
- Who introduces people that
- don't matter to their parents?
- 846
- 00:42:18,223 --> 00:42:20,256
- Well, I do. I introduce
- everyone to my parents.
- 847
- 00:42:20,258 --> 00:42:22,792
- But that's their gain,
- 'cause my parents are magic.
- 848
- 00:42:22,794 --> 00:42:24,794
- - Do you think they knew?
- - I don't know.
- 849
- 00:42:24,796 --> 00:42:26,696
- I just wish
- that he was still alive,
- 850
- 00:42:26,698 --> 00:42:27,832
- so I could get some answers.
- 851
- 00:42:29,234 --> 00:42:31,067
- And then I would tell him
- to fucking die.
- 852
- 00:42:40,912 --> 00:42:41,913
- Open it.
- 853
- 00:42:43,414 --> 00:42:44,415
- Fuck!
- 854
- 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:46,918
- There.
- 855
- 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,887
- What the fuck is that?
- 856
- 00:42:50,889 --> 00:42:52,855
- It's a flash drive.
- 857
- 00:42:52,857 --> 00:42:54,157
- They were killing
- each other for this?
- 858
- 00:42:54,159 --> 00:42:55,825
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 859
- 00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:57,927
- You know who would know
- what we should do right now?
- 860
- 00:42:57,929 --> 00:43:00,497
- - No.
- - My father is a brilliant attorney...
- 861
- 00:43:00,499 --> 00:43:03,232
- - No. Mmm-mmm.
- - ...who has represented people
- 862
- 00:43:03,234 --> 00:43:05,868
- who are in much worse trouble
- than we are right now.
- 863
- 00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:07,837
- No. Your dad would be
- furious at us
- 864
- 00:43:07,839 --> 00:43:09,839
- for breaking a million
- international laws.
- 865
- 00:43:09,841 --> 00:43:11,174
- No. He's not gonna be mad.
- 866
- 00:43:11,176 --> 00:43:12,875
- He wasn't mad
- when I tried cocaine
- 867
- 00:43:12,877 --> 00:43:14,378
- with my basketball coach.
- 868
- 00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:17,481
- He wasn't mad at me when
- I got deported from Belize.
- 869
- 00:43:17,483 --> 00:43:20,082
- He didn't get mad when I
- invited that teenage magician
- 870
- 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,851
- to live in my grandma's condo.
- 871
- 00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:24,122
- Oh, yeah.
- What ever happened to him?
- 872
- 00:43:26,925 --> 00:43:29,195
- You're not gonna believe this.
- He disappeared.
- 873
- 00:43:30,094 --> 00:43:32,229
- Shut up.
- 874
- 00:43:32,231 --> 00:43:34,764
- No, he actually...
- He is a missing person.
- 875
- 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,215
- - <i>Hello?</i>
- - Mom, it's me.
- 876
- 00:43:51,217 --> 00:43:54,284
- Oh, thank God!
- Arnie, she's okay!
- 877
- 00:43:54,286 --> 00:43:56,055
- - <i>What?</i>
- - <i>I'm gonna conference your father in.</i>
- 878
- 00:43:57,289 --> 00:43:59,124
- - This is Arnie.
- - <i>Hi, Dad.</i>
- 879
- 00:43:59,525 --> 00:44:01,060
- Hey, button! Hi!
- 880
- 00:44:02,428 --> 00:44:03,860
- You're all over the papers.
- 881
- 00:44:03,862 --> 00:44:05,295
- I'm so proud of you.
- 882
- 00:44:05,297 --> 00:44:06,432
- I always knew the world
- would write about you.
- 883
- 00:44:09,101 --> 00:44:10,400
- Did you color your hair?
- You look like a princess.
- 884
- 00:44:10,402 --> 00:44:11,902
- Sweetie, let me ask you.
- 885
- 00:44:11,904 --> 00:44:13,570
- Did you and Audrey
- murder two people?
- 886
- 00:44:13,572 --> 00:44:15,072
- Tell me the truth.
- I can get you out of it.
- 887
- 00:44:15,074 --> 00:44:17,074
- No, what happened was,
- I murdered one person,
- 888
- 00:44:17,076 --> 00:44:18,444
- - but it was an assassin, so...
- - Shh!
- 889
- 00:44:19,411 --> 00:44:20,844
- So it didn't count.
- 890
- 00:44:20,846 --> 00:44:22,212
- No, it doesn't count.
- 891
- 00:44:22,214 --> 00:44:24,514
- - And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
- - Oh, my God!
- 892
- 00:44:24,516 --> 00:44:26,850
- - But it was self-defense.
- - Also fine.
- 893
- 00:44:26,852 --> 00:44:28,352
- Her boyfriend was murdered
- in front of us.
- 894
- 00:44:28,354 --> 00:44:31,455
- - The handsome one?
- - I mean, he was fine, I guess.
- 895
- 00:44:31,457 --> 00:44:34,424
- Oh, you know who's really
- handsome is Patrick Dempsey.
- 896
- 00:44:34,426 --> 00:44:37,294
- - Where are you now, sweetie?
- - <i>I'm in Prague.</i>
- 897
- 00:44:37,296 --> 00:44:39,497
- I don't care for
- Eastern Europe. Too gothic.
- 898
- 00:44:39,499 --> 00:44:41,999
- <i>Okay, listen. I got
- a place where you can hide.</i>
- 899
- 00:44:42,001 --> 00:44:44,101
- - Okay.
- - I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.
- 900
- 00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:46,403
- Lives in Prague.
- Guy owes me a favor.
- 901
- 00:44:46,405 --> 00:44:48,872
- Dad represented Roger
- in a malpractice suit.
- 902
- 00:44:48,874 --> 00:44:51,409
- <i>Whoa, Carol,
- you know who's handsome?</i>
- 903
- 00:44:51,411 --> 00:44:53,611
- Woody Harrelson.
- You know, people don't think it.
- 904
- 00:44:53,613 --> 00:44:56,046
- I find him handsome.
- 905
- 00:44:56,048 --> 00:44:58,148
- - <i>She fell over.</i>
- - <i>Yeah, I did, actually.</i>
- 906
- 00:44:58,150 --> 00:45:00,284
- <i>There was one moment
- I thought I was gonna die.</i>
- 907
- 00:45:00,286 --> 00:45:01,552
- <i>Yeah. They've got something
- wrong with them.</i>
- 908
- 00:45:01,554 --> 00:45:02,355
- Morgan...
- 909
- 00:45:06,293 --> 00:45:08,127
- ...disappeared from their LA
- apartment, murdered Ukrainian...
- 910
- 00:45:09,862 --> 00:45:11,862
- Now. Now.
- We gotta go.
- 911
- 00:45:11,864 --> 00:45:13,364
- - <i>Remember the Dingle twins?</i>
- - Mom...
- 912
- 00:45:13,366 --> 00:45:14,532
- We gotta go.
- 913
- 00:45:14,534 --> 00:45:16,101
- Come on.
- Come on. Now!
- 914
- 00:45:57,143 --> 00:45:58,543
- Who am I looking for?
- 915
- 00:45:58,545 --> 00:46:00,044
- <i>I texted pictures.</i>
- 916
- 00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:02,248
- <i>Targets are two dumb
- American women.</i>
- 917
- 00:46:38,452 --> 00:46:39,585
- Oh, my God!
- 918
- 00:46:39,587 --> 00:46:40,619
- Oh!
- 919
- 00:46:40,621 --> 00:46:41,953
- You're lagging.
- 920
- 00:46:41,955 --> 00:46:42,956
- You're lagging.
- 921
- 00:46:46,594 --> 00:46:50,496
- Shit. Okay. We need to find
- Karlova Street.
- 922
- 00:46:50,498 --> 00:46:52,598
- Looks like Elephant Valley
- is on the left.
- 923
- 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,403
- We're gonna pass the Pavilion
- of Big Tortoises in a second.
- 924
- 00:46:56,604 --> 00:46:58,238
- Morgan, this is a map
- of the zoo.
- 925
- 00:47:09,483 --> 00:47:10,284
- Okay.
- 926
- 00:47:16,424 --> 00:47:18,022
- - <i>Hello?</i>
- - Yes, Roger,
- 927
- 00:47:18,024 --> 00:47:19,658
- it's Arnie's daughter.
- He called.
- 928
- 00:47:21,095 --> 00:47:22,430
- Go. Thank you!
- 929
- 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:28,267
- <i>You know, it's funny.</i>
- 930
- 00:47:28,269 --> 00:47:30,169
- I remember one time,
- back in the day,
- 931
- 00:47:30,171 --> 00:47:33,338
- your dad and I were getting
- ready to go out in the Hamptons.
- 932
- 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:35,274
- Your dad had
- his sunglasses on.
- 933
- 00:47:35,276 --> 00:47:37,643
- He turned his collar up.
- He looked super.
- 934
- 00:47:37,645 --> 00:47:39,645
- We get to the disco,
- the guy says to him,
- 935
- 00:47:39,647 --> 00:47:41,613
- "Sir, sir,
- your collar is up."
- 936
- 00:47:41,615 --> 00:47:44,149
- Ruined the whole effect.
- 937
- 00:47:44,151 --> 00:47:45,617
- Hope you don't think
- I'm being presumptuous,
- 938
- 00:47:45,619 --> 00:47:48,355
- but I thought you gals looked
- like you'd enjoy some pot
- 939
- 00:47:50,257 --> 00:47:51,457
- roast.
- 940
- 00:47:53,461 --> 00:47:56,163
- I'm okay. I'm actually...
- I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.
- 941
- 00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:58,197
- Oh.
- 942
- 00:47:58,199 --> 00:48:00,299
- Morgan, you're not a vegan.
- 943
- 00:48:00,301 --> 00:48:02,267
- What? 'Cause of the bacon?
- 944
- 00:48:02,269 --> 00:48:04,036
- Bacon's meat!
- 945
- 00:48:04,038 --> 00:48:06,038
- Well, listen. At least let me
- get you a little vino, okay?
- 946
- 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,372
- I mean, the only
- animal cruelty involved
- 947
- 00:48:07,374 --> 00:48:09,575
- in that is what the wine guy
- charges me.
- 948
- 00:48:10,612 --> 00:48:12,544
- I actually like to keep
- all the best bottles
- 949
- 00:48:12,546 --> 00:48:15,113
- over there in the study.
- It's like a...
- 950
- 00:48:15,115 --> 00:48:16,683
- It's sort of like my homage
- 951
- 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:19,117
- - to all the great storytellers.
- - Yeah.
- 952
- 00:48:19,119 --> 00:48:21,521
- - Mmm-hmm.
- - Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir
- 953
- 00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:24,493
- while I enjoy a first edition
- of <i>La Comedie humaine.</i>
- 954
- 00:48:25,059 --> 00:48:27,660
- Are you into Balzac?
- 955
- 00:48:27,662 --> 00:48:29,498
- Less and less with every
- experience.
- 956
- 00:48:31,098 --> 00:48:32,333
- Well, I'll be right back.
- 957
- 00:48:32,634 --> 00:48:33,735
- Okay.
- 958
- 00:48:37,338 --> 00:48:39,572
- - It's happening again.
- - What is?
- 959
- 00:48:39,574 --> 00:48:41,407
- He's into me.
- 960
- 00:48:41,409 --> 00:48:43,075
- What are you talking about?
- 961
- 00:48:43,077 --> 00:48:44,511
- He wants a slice. Rog.
- 962
- 00:48:44,513 --> 00:48:48,082
- No, he's just, you know,
- like a little weird.
- 963
- 00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:52,117
- - Older men, they gravitate toward me.
- - Okay.
- 964
- 00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:53,253
- - They love me.
- - Oh, God.
- 965
- 00:48:53,255 --> 00:48:55,421
- They want this.
- 966
- 00:48:55,423 --> 00:48:57,089
- If that makes them weird
- 967
- 00:48:57,091 --> 00:48:58,725
- then my SAT math tutor
- was weird,
- 968
- 00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:00,493
- - our landlord is weird.
- - He's weird.
- 969
- 00:49:00,495 --> 00:49:01,530
- Mandy Patinkin is weird.
- 970
- 00:49:03,097 --> 00:49:04,397
- - Mmm.
- - I feel a little nauseated.
- 971
- 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,098
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- 972
- 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:07,202
- I'm okay. You just stay.
- I'll be right back.
- 973
- 00:49:07,669 --> 00:49:08,670
- Love you.
- 974
- 00:49:12,107 --> 00:49:14,240
- Hi. Audrey okay?
- 975
- 00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:16,609
- Oh, yeah, she's fine.
- She's finished. So am I.
- 976
- 00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:19,214
- Well, at least
- let me give you a <i>digestif.</i>
- 977
- 00:49:26,888 --> 00:49:28,288
- Ah! It's dry.
- 978
- 00:49:28,290 --> 00:49:30,757
- So are you a lover of art?
- 979
- 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:34,162
- Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
- Love art.
- 980
- 00:49:37,132 --> 00:49:38,731
- And look at that art.
- 981
- 00:49:38,733 --> 00:49:41,568
- Doesn't look like she's
- enjoying herself too much.
- 982
- 00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,469
- Sometimes
- the sweetest pleasure comes
- 983
- 00:49:43,471 --> 00:49:44,774
- when you're not enjoying
- yourself.
- 984
- 00:49:47,175 --> 00:49:48,443
- Don't know
- that I agree with that.
- 985
- 00:49:49,411 --> 00:49:50,478
- You wouldn't?
- 986
- 00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:53,114
- Okay. We're doing
- a massage now.
- 987
- 00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:55,550
- Here we go.
- 988
- 00:50:00,155 --> 00:50:01,156
- Oh, my God!
- 989
- 00:50:02,257 --> 00:50:03,558
- Oh, my God!
- 990
- 00:50:13,536 --> 00:50:17,403
- Roger, thank you so much
- for having us at your home.
- 991
- 00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:20,206
- - It's my great pleasure.
- - But I just... I don't think...
- 992
- 00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:21,842
- I don't think so.
- 993
- 00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:23,779
- That actually kind...
- That kind of hurts.
- 994
- 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:27,313
- Huh. Hello.
- 995
- 00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:29,182
- Who's this? I'm Morgan.
- 996
- 00:50:29,184 --> 00:50:31,250
- I'm a family friend.
- Is this your girlfriend?
- 997
- 00:50:31,252 --> 00:50:34,755
- Nadedja, no.
- We have to bring them in alive.
- 998
- 00:50:34,757 --> 00:50:36,357
- Oh, boy.
- 999
- 00:50:39,695 --> 00:50:41,328
- Weird.
- 1000
- 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:46,467
- Ow. Ow.
- 1001
- 00:50:46,469 --> 00:50:48,335
- - Audrey.
- - Oh, my God!
- 1002
- 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:51,705
- Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.
- 1003
- 00:50:51,707 --> 00:50:53,776
- No, that's not Roger.
- 1004
- 00:50:57,213 --> 00:50:58,314
- That's Roger.
- 1005
- 00:50:59,482 --> 00:51:00,883
- Ah!
- 1006
- 00:51:02,318 --> 00:51:03,252
- They want the drive.
- 1007
- 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,354
- You have to swallow it
- before they come back.
- 1008
- 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,223
- - What?
- - I have thrown up, like, nine times.
- 1009
- 00:51:09,225 --> 00:51:10,624
- - What?
- - I can't do it.
- 1010
- 00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:13,694
- Well, I can't
- swallow anything.
- 1011
- 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,696
- I can't even swallow Advil.
- 1012
- 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,865
- I have to crush it up
- in my applesauce.
- 1013
- 00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:19,733
- No. You gotta swallow this.
- 1014
- 00:51:19,735 --> 00:51:20,536
- No, I... Oh!
- 1015
- 00:51:22,438 --> 00:51:25,439
- Fine. Okay.
- If you really want me to.
- 1016
- 00:51:25,441 --> 00:51:27,508
- Oh, my God, you're heavy.
- 1017
- 00:51:27,510 --> 00:51:30,377
- - Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- - Okay.
- 1018
- 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:31,681
- - Yeah. Ah!
- - Ah!
- 1019
- 00:51:32,648 --> 00:51:33,649
- Okay.
- 1020
- 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:36,519
- - Ah.
- - Close your nose.
- 1021
- 00:51:42,726 --> 00:51:44,025
- Shit! Shit!
- 1022
- 00:51:44,027 --> 00:51:45,927
- Let's try it
- one more time.
- 1023
- 00:51:45,929 --> 00:51:49,731
- Ah. Ooh. Ah!
- 1024
- 00:51:49,733 --> 00:51:51,298
- Whoa!
- 1025
- 00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:52,568
- No, keep it in.
- 1026
- 00:51:58,608 --> 00:51:59,908
- I can't.
- 1027
- 00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:00,711
- Shit!
- 1028
- 00:52:01,545 --> 00:52:02,546
- I can't do it.
- 1029
- 00:52:03,547 --> 00:52:04,581
- I tried.
- 1030
- 00:52:11,287 --> 00:52:12,489
- Uh-oh.
- 1031
- 00:52:13,757 --> 00:52:14,925
- There's the ice cream lady.
- 1032
- 00:52:58,935 --> 00:52:59,770
- Audrey.
- 1033
- 00:53:00,504 --> 00:53:01,505
- Audrey.
- 1034
- 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:04,541
- Are you okay?
- 1035
- 00:53:06,010 --> 00:53:06,810
- Oh, God.
- 1036
- 00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:10,014
- Oh, God. I don't...
- I don't know.
- 1037
- 00:53:12,649 --> 00:53:14,816
- - Where the fuck are we?
- - I don't know.
- 1038
- 00:53:14,818 --> 00:53:17,987
- Audrey,
- how are you feelin'?
- 1039
- 00:53:17,989 --> 00:53:20,956
- Marsha, Tom. Those are...
- Those are Drew's parents.
- 1040
- 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:23,625
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
- you got dragged into this.
- 1041
- 00:53:23,627 --> 00:53:25,760
- I never meant for Drew to die.
- 1042
- 00:53:25,762 --> 00:53:27,129
- We know you didn't, Audrey.
- 1043
- 00:53:27,131 --> 00:53:29,131
- We're just glad
- you're alive.
- 1044
- 00:53:29,133 --> 00:53:32,400
- Will you untie us before they come
- back and tie you up too? Please.
- 1045
- 00:53:32,402 --> 00:53:33,971
- So where's the drive?
- 1046
- 00:53:34,839 --> 00:53:36,371
- Oh.
- 1047
- 00:53:36,373 --> 00:53:37,106
- You know about that?
- 1048
- 00:53:38,575 --> 00:53:39,975
- Shut up, you dumb bitch.
- 1049
- 00:53:39,977 --> 00:53:41,010
- Fuck you!
- 1050
- 00:53:41,012 --> 00:53:43,411
- You wanna tell your friend
- to answer the question?
- 1051
- 00:53:43,413 --> 00:53:45,750
- Trust me, your son would've
- wanted you to protect us.
- 1052
- 00:53:46,951 --> 00:53:48,717
- Audrey...
- 1053
- 00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,986
- I don't think those
- are Drew's parents.
- 1054
- 00:53:50,988 --> 00:53:52,688
- - Of course, they are.
- - No.
- 1055
- 00:53:52,690 --> 00:53:54,790
- We went out
- to The Cheesecake Factory.
- 1056
- 00:53:54,792 --> 00:53:56,525
- We shared
- chicken lettuce cups.
- 1057
- 00:53:56,527 --> 00:53:59,595
- We were at that restaurant to
- negotiate the sale of the drive.
- 1058
- 00:53:59,597 --> 00:54:01,463
- But we talked
- about real things.
- 1059
- 00:54:01,465 --> 00:54:02,965
- We talked about
- Tom's colonoscopy.
- 1060
- 00:54:02,967 --> 00:54:04,600
- Not getting
- a colonoscopy.
- 1061
- 00:54:04,602 --> 00:54:06,869
- He only took you to the
- restaurant as insurance,
- 1062
- 00:54:06,871 --> 00:54:09,071
- so we wouldn't kill him
- if he left with the drive.
- 1063
- 00:54:09,073 --> 00:54:10,675
- Okay, let's get this done.
- 1064
- 00:54:11,843 --> 00:54:13,678
- Where is the fucking drive?
- 1065
- 00:54:15,012 --> 00:54:15,945
- No. No.
- 1066
- 00:54:15,947 --> 00:54:18,881
- Please, sir.
- Sir, please don't.
- 1067
- 00:54:18,883 --> 00:54:21,550
- That's my best friend.
- Please, just...
- 1068
- 00:54:21,552 --> 00:54:22,885
- I flushed it down the toilet.
- 1069
- 00:54:26,657 --> 00:54:27,792
- Do you know
- what you've done?
- 1070
- 00:54:30,928 --> 00:54:31,729
- Nadedja.
- 1071
- 00:54:39,904 --> 00:54:40,705
- Oh, good God.
- 1072
- 00:55:02,961 --> 00:55:04,060
- What is that?
- 1073
- 00:55:20,779 --> 00:55:21,510
- <i>Five kilometers out.</i>
- 1074
- 00:55:21,512 --> 00:55:23,880
- <i>Closing in on the safe house.</i>
- 1075
- 00:55:23,882 --> 00:55:26,018
- <i>Backup units, be advised,
- subjects heavily armed.</i>
- 1076
- 00:55:34,059 --> 00:55:36,126
- Wow! You're so pretty.
- 1077
- 00:55:36,128 --> 00:55:38,595
- You're barely human,
- you're so pretty.
- 1078
- 00:55:38,597 --> 00:55:40,096
- And look how flexible
- you are.
- 1079
- 00:55:40,098 --> 00:55:41,231
- Morgan, shut up.
- 1080
- 00:55:41,233 --> 00:55:44,000
- No, everybody
- likes compliments.
- 1081
- 00:55:44,002 --> 00:55:44,968
- She's definitely
- not loving this, Morgan.
- 1082
- 00:55:44,970 --> 00:55:47,070
- She loves it. It's working.
- 1083
- 00:55:47,072 --> 00:55:48,638
- You just... You are so...
- 1084
- 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,942
- You're so bad.
- 1085
- 00:55:51,543 --> 00:55:55,045
- Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
- I'm hungry.
- 1086
- 00:55:55,047 --> 00:55:57,147
- You wanna get outta here
- and get a bite to eat?
- 1087
- 00:55:57,149 --> 00:55:57,983
- I like you.
- 1088
- 00:55:59,618 --> 00:56:00,886
- Oh, my God!
- 1089
- 00:56:10,729 --> 00:56:12,064
- Shit! They got the drive.
- 1090
- 00:56:13,299 --> 00:56:15,098
- Fuck!
- 1091
- 00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:17,100
- All right, kids, on my count,
- send the grenades in.
- 1092
- 00:56:17,102 --> 00:56:20,003
- - Let's blow this motherfucker up.
- - Wait! The girls could still be in there.
- 1093
- 00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:21,171
- Yeah, and if they are,
- they're either surrounded
- 1094
- 00:56:21,173 --> 00:56:22,839
- by terrorists or dead.
- 1095
- 00:56:22,841 --> 00:56:24,708
- - Also, I don't care.
- - Just give me five minutes
- 1096
- 00:56:24,710 --> 00:56:26,177
- and three agents.
- I need to check.
- 1097
- 00:56:26,179 --> 00:56:27,644
- Oh, so four agents can die?
- 1098
- 00:56:27,646 --> 00:56:29,746
- You know this is
- my operation, right?
- 1099
- 00:56:29,748 --> 00:56:32,082
- So just sit tight,
- and let's crush this mother
- 1100
- 00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,951
- the way we crushed Yale at
- football nine years in a row.
- 1101
- 00:56:34,953 --> 00:56:37,988
- And by "we," I mean Harvard.
- Let's blow 'em up.
- 1102
- 00:56:37,990 --> 00:56:39,589
- - <i>Roger that.</i>
- - Watch the show.
- 1103
- 00:56:42,328 --> 00:56:44,894
- Uh...
- 1104
- 00:56:44,896 --> 00:56:47,532
- Actually, guys, hold up.
- Abort mission.
- 1105
- 00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:49,835
- - <i>Copy that.</i>
- - Go Crimson.
- 1106
- 00:56:58,277 --> 00:57:02,748
- I ask question. If I don't
- like answer, you feel pain.
- 1107
- 00:57:04,951 --> 00:57:05,952
- Same as her.
- 1108
- 00:57:06,919 --> 00:57:09,053
- It looks worse than it is.
- 1109
- 00:57:09,055 --> 00:57:11,122
- I have freakishly
- strong teeth.
- 1110
- 00:57:11,124 --> 00:57:14,027
- I had braces for nine years. My
- orthodontist published a paper.
- 1111
- 00:57:15,294 --> 00:57:17,594
- Where is drive?
- 1112
- 00:57:17,596 --> 00:57:19,866
- I already told you.
- I flushed it down the toilet.
- 1113
- 00:57:21,901 --> 00:57:26,203
- You lie. No, I don't.
- I don't lie. No.
- 1114
- 00:57:26,205 --> 00:57:28,975
- Oh, my God!
- 1115
- 00:57:32,078 --> 00:57:33,711
- Please, I'm begging you.
- Please.
- 1116
- 00:57:33,713 --> 00:57:34,781
- Please, do me a favor
- 1117
- 00:57:35,748 --> 00:57:37,050
- and eat my tit, bitch.
- 1118
- 00:57:37,950 --> 00:57:40,053
- And please, please.
- Please, just please
- 1119
- 00:57:40,753 --> 00:57:41,788
- go fuck yourself.
- 1120
- 00:57:43,222 --> 00:57:44,121
- 'Cause I'd love it
- 1121
- 00:57:44,123 --> 00:57:46,259
- if you would please just
- go fuck yourself.
- 1122
- 00:58:10,817 --> 00:58:14,319
- Trust me that I'm a terrible,
- terrible liar.
- 1123
- 00:58:14,321 --> 00:58:18,089
- Everybody knows when I'm lying.
- I can't lie.
- 1124
- 00:58:18,091 --> 00:58:20,358
- Me, too. I've never kept
- a secret in my life.
- 1125
- 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,959
- Secrets are poison.
- 1126
- 00:58:21,961 --> 00:58:23,828
- Maybe you keep
- secret for her.
- 1127
- 00:58:23,830 --> 00:58:26,398
- No, I'll tell you anything
- that you wanna know about her.
- 1128
- 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,267
- 'Cause I know it all.
- 1129
- 00:58:28,335 --> 00:58:31,069
- She texts and drives.
- She does it all the time.
- 1130
- 00:58:31,071 --> 00:58:34,039
- She Instagrams on the freeway.
- She hashtags it "driving."
- 1131
- 00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:36,241
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm proving to her that
- 1132
- 00:58:36,243 --> 00:58:38,043
- we don't keep secrets. Just
- tell her something about me.
- 1133
- 00:58:38,045 --> 00:58:40,145
- Okay, okay. Um,
- 1134
- 00:58:40,147 --> 00:58:42,447
- Morgan stole her dad's
- pain pills after his surgery
- 1135
- 00:58:42,449 --> 00:58:44,216
- - and sold them at Coachella.
- - I did.
- 1136
- 00:58:44,218 --> 00:58:46,985
- Audrey was once babysitting
- this eight-year-old kid
- 1137
- 00:58:46,987 --> 00:58:49,287
- and she flirted with him
- to get him to go to sleep.
- 1138
- 00:58:49,289 --> 00:58:50,688
- His name was Liam.
- 1139
- 00:58:50,690 --> 00:58:52,224
- She has sex dreams
- about Minions.
- 1140
- 00:58:52,226 --> 00:58:55,026
- Just the one Minion
- with the one eye.
- 1141
- 00:58:55,028 --> 00:58:56,828
- Is that supposed to be a dick?
- 1142
- 00:58:56,830 --> 00:58:58,430
- She googled it
- on my computer,
- 1143
- 00:58:58,432 --> 00:59:00,300
- and now I get
- a lot of weird ads.
- 1144
- 00:59:01,068 --> 00:59:02,700
- I said I was sorry.
- 1145
- 00:59:02,702 --> 00:59:04,071
- Audrey shaves
- between her boobs.
- 1146
- 00:59:04,972 --> 00:59:06,037
- Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.
- 1147
- 00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:08,473
- - I didn't know it was my cousin.
- - Morgan has HPV.
- 1148
- 00:59:08,475 --> 00:59:10,108
- Audrey has HPV.
- 1149
- 00:59:10,110 --> 00:59:11,743
- Morgan had sex
- in a playground once.
- 1150
- 00:59:11,745 --> 00:59:13,044
- Audrey hit a dog
- in the face.
- 1151
- 00:59:13,046 --> 00:59:14,713
- Morgan had lice as an adult.
- 1152
- 00:59:14,715 --> 00:59:16,748
- Audrey can't come 'cause
- she's on antidepressants.
- 1153
- 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,652
- I can! It just takes me
- a very long time.
- 1154
- 00:59:19,853 --> 00:59:21,253
- Oh, look.
- 1155
- 00:59:21,255 --> 00:59:23,321
- Hey, hey.
- 1156
- 00:59:23,323 --> 00:59:25,357
- - It's working. It's working.
- - Yeah.
- 1157
- 00:59:25,359 --> 00:59:26,727
- What else do you wanna know?
- We'll tell you anything.
- 1158
- 00:59:28,395 --> 00:59:29,897
- How you know
- so much about her?
- 1159
- 00:59:30,498 --> 00:59:32,831
- And she about you?
- 1160
- 00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:36,201
- She's my best friend. We know
- everything about each other.
- 1161
- 00:59:36,203 --> 00:59:37,936
- You have a best friend, right?
- 1162
- 00:59:37,938 --> 00:59:38,837
- Of course
- she has a best friend.
- 1163
- 00:59:38,839 --> 00:59:39,971
- - Yeah.
- - Look at her.
- 1164
- 00:59:39,973 --> 00:59:43,008
- You're so charming, and you
- have so many good hobbies.
- 1165
- 00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:44,410
- - Hobbies.
- - You do...
- 1166
- 00:59:44,412 --> 00:59:46,013
- - You do have a best friend.
- - Yeah.
- 1167
- 00:59:47,482 --> 00:59:49,314
- Tell us
- about your best friend.
- 1168
- 00:59:49,316 --> 00:59:51,051
- - Who is she?
- - What's her name? What does she look like?
- 1169
- 00:59:51,519 --> 00:59:52,719
- Bobik.
- 1170
- 00:59:53,787 --> 00:59:56,087
- - Bobik?
- - Bobik.
- 1171
- 00:59:56,089 --> 00:59:58,892
- - Oh.
- - Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.
- 1172
- 01:00:04,097 --> 01:00:04,932
- Bobik.
- 1173
- 01:00:07,168 --> 01:00:08,800
- - It's a balance beam.
- - Oh.
- 1174
- 01:00:08,802 --> 01:00:10,236
- It's a fucking balance beam.
- 1175
- 01:00:10,238 --> 01:00:11,504
- - Oh, God, no.
- - Your balance beam's
- 1176
- 01:00:11,506 --> 01:00:13,040
- - your best fucking friend?
- - What? Ah, no, no.
- 1177
- 01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:24,085
- Oh, fuck.
- 1178
- 01:00:26,387 --> 01:00:27,788
- Oh, fuck.
- 1179
- 01:00:28,990 --> 01:00:30,289
- You fucking dick, Henshaw!
- 1180
- 01:00:33,061 --> 01:00:34,062
- Fuck!
- 1181
- 01:00:36,564 --> 01:00:39,465
- Okay. Light it up.
- 1182
- 01:00:39,467 --> 01:00:40,969
- <i>Copy.
- Sending in the grenades.</i>
- 1183
- 01:00:56,317 --> 01:00:57,483
- What?
- Oh, my God!
- 1184
- 01:00:58,586 --> 01:00:59,787
- Who's that?
- 1185
- 01:01:07,895 --> 01:01:08,930
- Oh, my God!
- 1186
- 01:01:28,349 --> 01:01:29,150
- - Yes!
- - Oh!
- 1187
- 01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:43,463
- Sebastian!
- 1188
- 01:01:43,465 --> 01:01:44,631
- - Hello.
- - Oh, my God!
- 1189
- 01:01:48,169 --> 01:01:49,804
- - Stay close.
- - Thank you so much!
- 1190
- 01:01:50,204 --> 01:01:52,241
- Oh, my God!
- 1191
- 01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:04,318
- Oh, my God!
- 1192
- 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,334
- Okay, I trust you now.
- 1193
- 01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:22,137
- Jesus,
- I should hope so.
- 1194
- 01:02:23,939 --> 01:02:25,207
- Show me your hands.
- Show me your hands.
- 1195
- 01:02:26,241 --> 01:02:27,242
- What?
- 1196
- 01:02:30,946 --> 01:02:31,914
- Get in the fucking car.
- 1197
- 01:02:34,249 --> 01:02:35,250
- Us?
- 1198
- 01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:49,229
- I thought that the international
- intelligence office would be fancier.
- 1199
- 01:02:49,231 --> 01:02:50,630
- It's a temporary space.
- 1200
- 01:02:50,632 --> 01:02:52,933
- We don't wanna
- call attention to ourselves.
- 1201
- 01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,634
- I know, but can you
- hang a poster?
- 1202
- 01:02:54,636 --> 01:02:56,269
- Can we get a drape?
- Something?
- 1203
- 01:02:56,271 --> 01:02:58,438
- This is what our tax dollars
- are paying for?
- 1204
- 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,342
- You haven't paid
- your taxes for three years.
- 1205
- 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,643
- You know that?
- 1206
- 01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:04,378
- Hey, look,
- Sebastian, I'm really sorry
- 1207
- 01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,946
- I didn't give you
- the drive at that cafe.
- 1208
- 01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:08,117
- Nah. No, I understand.
- 1209
- 01:03:09,084 --> 01:03:10,951
- Drew told you
- to keep it safe.
- 1210
- 01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:13,021
- Can you at least tell us
- what's on that drive?
- 1211
- 01:03:15,391 --> 01:03:16,990
- All we know is,
- 1212
- 01:03:16,992 --> 01:03:19,092
- it was made by an
- international terrorist group
- 1213
- 01:03:19,094 --> 01:03:20,595
- named Highland.
- 1214
- 01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:23,399
- Intelligence tells us they're
- planning a series of attacks.
- 1215
- 01:03:24,366 --> 01:03:26,301
- If we had it,
- we'd know how to stop them.
- 1216
- 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,107
- 1217
- 01:03:33,976 --> 01:03:36,511
- What? Wait, wait.
- 1218
- 01:03:36,513 --> 01:03:39,112
- This is your boss?
- You're the boss?
- 1219
- 01:03:39,114 --> 01:03:41,282
- We have a real-life
- Judi Dench in our midst.
- 1220
- 01:03:41,284 --> 01:03:43,584
- You are the boss, and yet
- you have not sacrificed
- 1221
- 01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:45,986
- one ounce of femininity.
- 1222
- 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:48,589
- Why have we been spending all of
- this time talking to the men,
- 1223
- 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:51,592
- when this being has been
- floating through the halls
- 1224
- 01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:53,628
- of the building?
- Oh, my God!
- 1225
- 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:56,997
- - That's a compliment.
- - That is the Beyonce of the government.
- 1226
- 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,135
- Duffer, stay here.
- 1227
- 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,204
- I have so much respect
- for you that it has
- 1228
- 01:04:03,206 --> 01:04:05,308
- circled around
- into objectification.
- 1229
- 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,341
- Ma'am!
- 1230
- 01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:09,777
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- I know I overstepped.
- 1231
- 01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:11,446
- Overstepped? No.
- 1232
- 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:14,549
- I'd say what you did
- was closer to treason.
- 1233
- 01:04:14,551 --> 01:04:17,718
- Treason? I was
- merely trying to help.
- 1234
- 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:21,722
- How long did your doctor say that
- your arm would take to heal?
- 1235
- 01:04:21,724 --> 01:04:23,458
- Um, three months
- for the bullet wound,
- 1236
- 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,660
- - one for the sprain.
- - Fantastic.
- 1237
- 01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:27,128
- Take four months' leave.
- 1238
- 01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:28,563
- Oh, no. I assume he meant
- 1239
- 01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:30,264
- the two would
- heal simultaneously.
- 1240
- 01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:31,134
- I know what I said.
- 1241
- 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:33,701
- <i>Please
- take me through this.</i>
- 1242
- 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:36,304
- What exactly was
- going through your mind
- 1243
- 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,272
- when you flushed it
- down the toilet?
- 1244
- 01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:40,341
- Were you thinking,
- "Oh, I know.
- 1245
- 01:04:40,343 --> 01:04:41,810
- "People are dying
- because of this.
- 1246
- 01:04:41,812 --> 01:04:43,411
- "So here's what I'll do.
- 1247
- 01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:45,213
- "I'll treat it like
- a piece of shit,
- 1248
- 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,547
- "wrapped up in toilet paper,
- 1249
- 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,284
- "and then flush it
- down the toilet"?
- 1250
- 01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:52,821
- Oh, this is funny?
- Death is funny to you?
- 1251
- 01:04:52,823 --> 01:04:54,123
- No, I'm sorry.
- 1252
- 01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:57,124
- But that's how
- you go to the bathroom?
- 1253
- 01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,760
- Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.
- 1254
- 01:04:58,762 --> 01:05:00,261
- Great. You two laugh.
- 1255
- 01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:02,764
- Meanwhile, let me tell you
- how many people have died
- 1256
- 01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:04,535
- and will die
- because of your stupidity.
- 1257
- 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:10,104
- I'm sorry. Just let me
- get this straight.
- 1258
- 01:05:10,106 --> 01:05:12,106
- So you wrap your hands
- in toilet paper,
- 1259
- 01:05:12,108 --> 01:05:13,341
- and then you poop
- into that,
- 1260
- 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,076
- and then that
- whole contraption
- 1261
- 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,411
- is what you drop
- into the toilet?
- 1262
- 01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,514
- - That was just a metaphor.
- - You know that the toilet is designed
- 1263
- 01:05:18,516 --> 01:05:20,248
- to take the work
- out of it for you, right?
- 1264
- 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,683
- No, that's not
- what I was saying.
- 1265
- 01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:23,852
- I was say...
- I didn't say that.
- 1266
- 01:05:23,854 --> 01:05:25,687
- I poop normally.
- Like everybody else.
- 1267
- 01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:28,325
- Of course, yes. I know.
- I'm sorry. Okay.
- 1268
- 01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:33,160
- Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.
- 1269
- 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,265
- Where are you going?
- 1270
- 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,400
- I've been suspended.
- 1271
- 01:05:38,402 --> 01:05:40,769
- You two are to go
- back to Los Angeles.
- 1272
- 01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:42,538
- - What?
- - What?
- 1273
- 01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:45,507
- Duffer, transport these women
- to de Gaulle.
- 1274
- 01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:47,444
- Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.
- 1275
- 01:05:49,179 --> 01:05:51,179
- Please don't send us home.
- 1276
- 01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:54,182
- Spying, not easy.
- We know that now.
- 1277
- 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:57,819
- But we have been a real help
- to this operation,
- 1278
- 01:05:57,821 --> 01:06:01,356
- and I know the drive is gone,
- but we are in this, boss.
- 1279
- 01:06:01,358 --> 01:06:03,692
- And if you would
- just give us a chance,
- 1280
- 01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:07,262
- I think that we could be
- a major resource for you.
- 1281
- 01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:11,569
- Would you consider
- keeping us on
- 1282
- 01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:15,539
- in this intelligence bureau?
- 1283
- 01:06:16,908 --> 01:06:19,543
- Please. Ma'am.
- 1284
- 01:06:22,313 --> 01:06:23,314
- Okay.
- 1285
- 01:06:24,315 --> 01:06:26,181
- All right.
- 1286
- 01:06:26,183 --> 01:06:29,119
- I am going to take
- a chance on you two.
- 1287
- 01:06:30,387 --> 01:06:31,388
- Really?
- 1288
- 01:06:31,923 --> 01:06:33,457
- I could really use you.
- 1289
- 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:35,557
- What?
- 1290
- 01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:36,594
- Are you serious?
- 1291
- 01:06:37,762 --> 01:06:38,763
- No.
- 1292
- 01:06:40,665 --> 01:06:42,600
- Their flight
- leaves in four hours.
- 1293
- 01:06:46,236 --> 01:06:49,304
- Hey, Morgan, I think that we
- should probably just head out.
- 1294
- 01:06:49,306 --> 01:06:52,341
- The fact that we even survived
- this is just dumb luck.
- 1295
- 01:06:52,343 --> 01:06:53,610
- I really just wanna go home.
- 1296
- 01:06:53,612 --> 01:06:55,444
- What? Why would you
- wanna go home
- 1297
- 01:06:55,446 --> 01:06:56,779
- in the middle of all this?
- 1298
- 01:06:56,781 --> 01:06:57,780
- We're a part of this.
- 1299
- 01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,651
- Come on, this isn't...
- This isn't who we are.
- 1300
- 01:07:00,952 --> 01:07:02,854
- Okay? We've done enough.
- 1301
- 01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:06,190
- Can we please
- just go home?
- 1302
- 01:07:07,859 --> 01:07:08,860
- I'm done.
- 1303
- 01:07:10,528 --> 01:07:13,696
- - Morgan, now.
- - Okay. Yes. Yes.
- 1304
- 01:07:13,698 --> 01:07:16,231
- That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
- why don't you drop 'em off
- 1305
- 01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:17,634
- at the airport
- on your way home?
- 1306
- 01:07:17,636 --> 01:07:19,535
- It'll prepare you
- for your next career,
- 1307
- 01:07:19,537 --> 01:07:20,805
- being a SuperShuttle driver.
- 1308
- 01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:37,553
- Out of curiosity,
- 1309
- 01:07:37,555 --> 01:07:39,822
- if we still had the drive,
- what would've happened?
- 1310
- 01:07:39,824 --> 01:07:41,858
- - Hypothetically?
- - Yeah.
- 1311
- 01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:43,626
- Uh, I'd figure out
- how to de-encrypt it,
- 1312
- 01:07:43,628 --> 01:07:46,929
- then see what Highland's
- plans are and stop them.
- 1313
- 01:07:46,931 --> 01:07:48,867
- How do you de-encrypt
- something like that?
- 1314
- 01:07:49,901 --> 01:07:51,636
- Why do you wanna
- know all this?
- 1315
- 01:07:53,238 --> 01:07:54,639
- Because the drive
- is in my vagina.
- 1316
- 01:07:58,877 --> 01:08:00,144
- - What?
- - What?
- 1317
- 01:08:00,146 --> 01:08:02,311
- I mean, look, everybody kept
- saying that it was so important,
- 1318
- 01:08:02,313 --> 01:08:04,547
- and I wasn't gonna flush something
- that important down the toilet.
- 1319
- 01:08:04,549 --> 01:08:05,848
- Why didn't you
- just give it to Duffer?
- 1320
- 01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:07,483
- 'Cause he's an asshole.
- 1321
- 01:08:07,485 --> 01:08:09,819
- Wait, so when you said
- you wanted to go home...
- 1322
- 01:08:09,821 --> 01:08:14,357
- Yes, it was because I had the
- flash drive in my vagina.
- 1323
- 01:08:14,359 --> 01:08:17,727
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 1324
- 01:08:17,729 --> 01:08:19,897
- - I know!
- - Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?
- 1325
- 01:08:19,899 --> 01:08:21,330
- You get used to it.
- 1326
- 01:08:21,332 --> 01:08:22,565
- Wait, so you were lying
- to that bitch
- 1327
- 01:08:22,567 --> 01:08:23,901
- when she was torturing us?
- 1328
- 01:08:23,903 --> 01:08:25,736
- - Yeah.
- - And you lied to me?
- 1329
- 01:08:25,738 --> 01:08:27,603
- You broke our sacred
- bond of trust.
- 1330
- 01:08:27,605 --> 01:08:29,605
- I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.
- 1331
- 01:08:29,607 --> 01:08:31,975
- But it's okay,
- 'cause it was amazing!
- 1332
- 01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:34,945
- I, um... Well, I don't mean to
- be impolite about this but...
- 1333
- 01:08:34,947 --> 01:08:37,583
- Do you think you could
- access it from the...
- 1334
- 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:39,750
- Place that...
- 1335
- 01:08:39,752 --> 01:08:41,885
- - In the...
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1336
- 01:08:41,887 --> 01:08:43,889
- - What? Here?
- - Just don't look here.
- 1337
- 01:08:44,857 --> 01:08:47,057
- Oh.
- 1338
- 01:08:47,059 --> 01:08:49,526
- This is good. You should get it out.
- 'Cause the ultimate irony would be
- 1339
- 01:08:49,528 --> 01:08:52,397
- if you saved the world, and then
- died of toxic shock syndrome.
- 1340
- 01:08:54,033 --> 01:08:57,835
- <i>♫ She'll be coming round the
- mountain when she comes ♫</i>
- 1341
- 01:08:57,837 --> 01:09:00,238
- <i>♫ She'll be coming round the
- mountain when she comes ♫</i>
- 1342
- 01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:02,740
- - Okay.
- - Oh, there it is.
- 1343
- 01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:04,307
- Oh.
- 1344
- 01:09:04,309 --> 01:09:05,642
- Should I put it in the...
- 1345
- 01:09:05,644 --> 01:09:07,644
- - No. I'll, uh...
- - Like, a tissue?
- 1346
- 01:09:07,646 --> 01:09:09,648
- No, no, no.
- I'll take it. I'll take it.
- 1347
- 01:09:14,787 --> 01:09:16,920
- So are you gonna use that
- to get your job back?
- 1348
- 01:09:16,922 --> 01:09:19,356
- People at my job
- just tried to kill all of us,
- 1349
- 01:09:19,358 --> 01:09:21,091
- so, to be honest, I'm not sure
- who to trust anymore.
- 1350
- 01:09:21,093 --> 01:09:22,762
- But thank you.
- 1351
- 01:09:23,496 --> 01:09:25,731
- For trusting me.
- 1352
- 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,702
- Now, will you trust us?
- 1353
- 01:09:30,903 --> 01:09:32,669
- To help you?
- 1354
- 01:09:32,671 --> 01:09:35,106
- I mean, you're injured, so I
- feel like you kind of need us.
- 1355
- 01:09:35,108 --> 01:09:37,841
- I mean, we're naturals.
- We're operatives.
- 1356
- 01:09:37,843 --> 01:09:40,477
- We're semi-professionals at this point.
- Professional. We are professional.
- 1357
- 01:09:56,495 --> 01:09:58,062
- So, um...
- 1358
- 01:09:58,064 --> 01:10:00,033
- Morgan, your idea of
- blending in is that outfit?
- 1359
- 01:10:00,766 --> 01:10:01,933
- Yeah.
- 1360
- 01:10:01,935 --> 01:10:05,369
- Do I not look
- just like a French woman?
- 1361
- 01:10:05,371 --> 01:10:07,005
- I look like a French woman.
- 1362
- 01:10:07,007 --> 01:10:08,541
- You look like
- a French curtain.
- 1363
- 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:10,777
- Yeah, 'cause I can hang.
- 1364
- 01:10:11,510 --> 01:10:13,377
- - Mmm. Mmm.
- - Mmm-hmm?
- 1365
- 01:10:13,379 --> 01:10:15,679
- Something really weird
- on this drive.
- 1366
- 01:10:15,681 --> 01:10:17,381
- Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us
- 1367
- 01:10:17,383 --> 01:10:19,516
- are perfectly waxed
- porn stars down there.
- 1368
- 01:10:19,518 --> 01:10:21,451
- Some of us have stuff.
- 1369
- 01:10:21,453 --> 01:10:23,655
- Oh, no, I meant
- the information on it.
- 1370
- 01:10:23,657 --> 01:10:25,156
- It's State Department
- encryption.
- 1371
- 01:10:25,158 --> 01:10:26,392
- Oh.
- 1372
- 01:10:27,393 --> 01:10:28,695
- - Right.
- - Figures.
- 1373
- 01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:32,897
- - What do you mean?
- - Meaning Highland didn't make it.
- 1374
- 01:10:32,899 --> 01:10:34,699
- Your government did.
- 1375
- 01:10:34,701 --> 01:10:37,035
- I can't access it.
- I don't have clearance.
- 1376
- 01:10:37,037 --> 01:10:39,737
- What do you mean? You're a spy.
- Can't you just hack it?
- 1377
- 01:10:39,739 --> 01:10:42,774
- Well, they change
- the password every 24 hours.
- 1378
- 01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:45,543
- Even if I had a supercomputer,
- it'd take days.
- 1379
- 01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:46,744
- So what are you saying?
- 1380
- 01:10:46,746 --> 01:10:49,747
- I'm saying we can't
- get onto the flash drive.
- 1381
- 01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:50,915
- - What?
- - There's gotta be something else
- 1382
- 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:53,818
- - we can do.
- - Not unless you have access to an expert
- 1383
- 01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:55,455
- in U.S. Intelligence
- computer security.
- 1384
- 01:10:59,059 --> 01:11:00,393
- One minute.
- 1385
- 01:11:09,903 --> 01:11:11,538
- Um...
- 1386
- 01:11:15,176 --> 01:11:17,642
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1387
- 01:11:17,644 --> 01:11:20,511
- That's all I remember
- from high school French.
- 1388
- 01:11:20,513 --> 01:11:21,913
- Shit. What were
- the lines I had
- 1389
- 01:11:21,915 --> 01:11:23,615
- in that French
- student film?
- 1390
- 01:11:23,617 --> 01:11:24,985
- Um...
- 1391
- 01:11:39,633 --> 01:11:40,667
- Oh, God.
- 1392
- 01:11:44,571 --> 01:11:45,572
- No?
- 1393
- 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:50,608
- I need to borrow this
- for one minute.
- 1394
- 01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:51,811
- I will be there.
- 1395
- 01:11:58,085 --> 01:12:00,119
- Uh-huh. Hmm.
- 1396
- 01:12:06,493 --> 01:12:07,194
- This is Edward.
- 1397
- 01:12:08,129 --> 01:12:11,096
- Eddie. Eddie Snowden.
- 1398
- 01:12:11,098 --> 01:12:13,531
- <i>It's Morgan
- from Buck's Rock Camp.</i>
- 1399
- 01:12:13,533 --> 01:12:14,769
- Oh, my God!
- 1400
- 01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:16,771
- Morgan. Um...
- 1401
- 01:12:17,537 --> 01:12:19,071
- Wow! It's been forever.
- 1402
- 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:20,739
- I, uh...
- 1403
- 01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:22,207
- I sent you a bunch of emails
- over the years.
- 1404
- 01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:24,509
- You did? Shoot!
- 1405
- 01:12:24,511 --> 01:12:27,913
- Well, that's upsetting.
- I don't know where they went.
- 1406
- 01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:30,816
- I thought that you might not
- have your AOL account anymore.
- 1407
- 01:12:30,818 --> 01:12:32,718
- Oh, yeah.
- I switched to Gmail in '04.
- 1408
- 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,521
- Oh. Actually, I knew that.
- 1409
- 01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:37,723
- Right. I guess you would.
- 1410
- 01:12:37,725 --> 01:12:39,158
- So I've been
- following the news.
- 1411
- 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,993
- <i>Oh, my God. Eddie.</i>
- 1412
- 01:12:40,995 --> 01:12:42,728
- You have to understand,
- we didn't kill anybody.
- 1413
- 01:12:42,730 --> 01:12:43,829
- On purpose.
- 1414
- 01:12:43,831 --> 01:12:45,965
- Of course.
- It's called a frame job.
- 1415
- 01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:48,100
- They do that.
- 1416
- 01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:50,636
- Tell me what you need, Morgan.
- I'm here for you.
- 1417
- 01:12:50,638 --> 01:12:51,939
- Are you near a computer?
- 1418
- 01:12:53,574 --> 01:12:55,207
- Always.
- 1419
- 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:58,179
- A capital H.
- Add sign. Lowercase U.
- 1420
- 01:12:59,647 --> 01:13:00,681
- Lowercase J.
- 1421
- 01:13:01,316 --> 01:13:02,581
- Percentage sign.
- 1422
- 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:04,652
- - Yes, percentage.
- - Uppercase Y.
- 1423
- 01:13:08,689 --> 01:13:09,824
- Oh, my God! That's right.
- 1424
- 01:13:10,192 --> 01:13:12,158
- Okay. So?
- 1425
- 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,195
- What are Highland's plans?
- 1426
- 01:13:14,329 --> 01:13:16,895
- These aren't
- Highland's plans.
- 1427
- 01:13:16,897 --> 01:13:19,865
- This drive is a back door
- to the entire Internet.
- 1428
- 01:13:19,867 --> 01:13:22,570
- Finances, emails.
- Everyone's secrets.
- 1429
- 01:13:24,839 --> 01:13:26,141
- We need to
- get out of here now.
- 1430
- 01:13:27,242 --> 01:13:28,741
- We gotta go.
- 1431
- 01:13:28,743 --> 01:13:30,743
- - Uh-huh.
- - Morgan.
- 1432
- 01:13:30,745 --> 01:13:32,546
- You call me
- if you're ever in LA now.
- 1433
- 01:13:33,315 --> 01:13:35,883
- LA's gonna be hard.
- 1434
- 01:13:47,929 --> 01:13:49,064
- <i>I need to add another target.</i>
- 1435
- 01:13:50,098 --> 01:13:51,965
- - Double rate.
- - <i>No.</i>
- 1436
- 01:13:51,967 --> 01:13:54,968
- <i>You already failed twice.
- The girls are still alive.</i>
- 1437
- 01:13:54,970 --> 01:13:56,936
- <i>Highland is very upset.</i>
- 1438
- 01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:00,909
- Well, hello, beautiful.
- 1439
- 01:14:05,781 --> 01:14:07,113
- Baby...
- 1440
- 01:14:07,115 --> 01:14:08,316
- What happened
- to your face?
- 1441
- 01:14:12,754 --> 01:14:13,722
- What happened to yours?
- 1442
- 01:14:22,798 --> 01:14:24,030
- Where we goin', chief?
- 1443
- 01:14:24,032 --> 01:14:25,767
- Amsterdam.
- We'll be safe there.
- 1444
- 01:14:27,402 --> 01:14:28,603
- Can I help you?
- 1445
- 01:14:29,704 --> 01:14:30,739
- Thank you.
- 1446
- 01:14:36,978 --> 01:14:38,080
- Nice boobs.
- 1447
- 01:14:40,082 --> 01:14:40,916
- Thanks.
- 1448
- 01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:47,589
- <i>Remember, the best place to hide
- is somewhere full of suspicious people.</i>
- 1449
- 01:14:49,057 --> 01:14:51,791
- Oh, my God,
- is this what crack smells like?
- 1450
- 01:14:51,793 --> 01:14:53,760
- Is this the couple
- you saw at the gymnasium?
- 1451
- 01:14:53,762 --> 01:14:55,429
- Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.
- 1452
- 01:14:55,431 --> 01:14:57,331
- Heads of the Highland
- crime syndicate.
- 1453
- 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,932
- - Out of Moscow.
- - Oh.
- 1454
- 01:14:58,934 --> 01:15:01,134
- Oligarchs, arms dealers,
- blackmailers,
- 1455
- 01:15:01,136 --> 01:15:02,969
- and former gymnastic coaches.
- 1456
- 01:15:02,971 --> 01:15:07,174
- And this is their trained
- assassin and former student.
- 1457
- 01:15:07,176 --> 01:15:09,143
- Not a fan.
- 1458
- 01:15:09,145 --> 01:15:11,212
- You guys. Audrey, come here.
- It's us. We're on the news.
- 1459
- 01:15:11,214 --> 01:15:12,812
- <i>Thought to be part of
- a bigger terrorist plot...</i>
- 1460
- 01:15:12,814 --> 01:15:14,081
- We're on TV.
- 1461
- 01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:16,150
- - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- - It's happening.
- 1462
- 01:15:16,152 --> 01:15:17,184
- <i>...the women were allegedly
- involved in the murder</i>
- 1463
- 01:15:17,186 --> 01:15:18,785
- <i>of a local ophthalmologist,</i>
- 1464
- 01:15:18,787 --> 01:15:21,855
- <i>which may have had
- a sexual motive.</i>
- 1465
- 01:15:21,857 --> 01:15:24,024
- Sexual motive?
- Yeah. He wishes.
- 1466
- 01:15:24,026 --> 01:15:25,960
- <i>The FBI has
- released transcripts</i>
- 1467
- 01:15:25,962 --> 01:15:28,028
- <i>of Facebook messages
- between the suspects.</i>
- 1468
- 01:15:28,030 --> 01:15:30,898
- Oh, shit, Morgan.
- It's our chats.
- 1469
- 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:34,902
- "I just wish he would die.
- Is that too much to ask?"
- 1470
- 01:15:36,305 --> 01:15:39,706
- "Just for someone to expletive
- murder him," said Audrey Stockman
- 1471
- 01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:40,908
- Oh, my God.
- 1472
- 01:15:40,910 --> 01:15:45,813
- <i>Then, "Do you want me
- to murder him? I totally will.</i>
- 1473
- 01:15:45,815 --> 01:15:47,815
- <i>"That's what friends are for.</i>
- 1474
- 01:15:47,817 --> 01:15:52,155
- <i>"Music note emoji. Music note
- emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.</i>
- 1475
- 01:15:54,056 --> 01:15:55,291
- Your name is Morgan Freeman.
- 1476
- 01:15:56,325 --> 01:15:57,458
- I just put that together.
- 1477
- 01:15:57,460 --> 01:16:00,995
- Yeah. I can always get
- a reservation wherever I want.
- 1478
- 01:16:00,997 --> 01:16:02,863
- <i>Honestly, I just don't believe</i>
- 1479
- 01:16:02,865 --> 01:16:05,199
- - <i>that Audrey would ever do this.</i>
- - Oh.
- 1480
- 01:16:05,201 --> 01:16:07,501
- - <i>She's just not that kind of person.</i>
- - Wow, okay.
- 1481
- 01:16:07,503 --> 01:16:09,870
- <i>You know. She's not
- that sophisticated.</i>
- 1482
- 01:16:09,872 --> 01:16:11,405
- <i>I mean, she's 30 years old,</i>
- 1483
- 01:16:11,407 --> 01:16:14,775
- <i>and she doesn't even
- have a bed frame, so...</i>
- 1484
- 01:16:14,777 --> 01:16:16,944
- Box spring counts.
- A box spring counts.
- 1485
- 01:16:16,946 --> 01:16:18,212
- We've talked about this.
- 1486
- 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:29,393
- Americans?
- 1487
- 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:37,301
- Hey.
- 1488
- 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:38,901
- Hi.
- 1489
- 01:16:47,810 --> 01:16:50,347
- I hope you're not upset about
- what that girl said on the news.
- 1490
- 01:16:51,914 --> 01:16:55,082
- Oh, well,
- I'm not that surprised.
- 1491
- 01:16:55,084 --> 01:16:56,884
- It's not like
- I've done anything
- 1492
- 01:16:56,886 --> 01:16:59,120
- that impressive with my life.
- 1493
- 01:16:59,122 --> 01:17:01,489
- I've seen you
- do some impressive things.
- 1494
- 01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:03,158
- You were a great shot
- in the cafe.
- 1495
- 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,328
- You switched
- the trophies on me.
- 1496
- 01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,496
- You didn't break
- when you were being tortured.
- 1497
- 01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,235
- Plus you had the foresight
- to stick that thing up your...
- 1498
- 01:17:13,869 --> 01:17:14,936
- ...thing.
- 1499
- 01:17:18,308 --> 01:17:20,275
- You know, I'm impressed
- with you too.
- 1500
- 01:17:20,277 --> 01:17:22,110
- You risked
- your whole life for me.
- 1501
- 01:17:22,112 --> 01:17:24,145
- Not many people
- would have done that.
- 1502
- 01:17:24,147 --> 01:17:26,149
- Including my ex-boyfriend.
- 1503
- 01:17:28,552 --> 01:17:29,752
- Yeah, about that.
- 1504
- 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,322
- I wanna clear something up.
- 1505
- 01:17:33,924 --> 01:17:36,159
- You weren't just a cover
- for Drew. That much I know.
- 1506
- 01:17:37,427 --> 01:17:38,228
- How?
- 1507
- 01:17:39,830 --> 01:17:42,364
- I was there the night
- you two met. At your birthday.
- 1508
- 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:43,465
- What? At the bar?
- 1509
- 01:17:43,467 --> 01:17:45,433
- Outside,
- in the surveillance van.
- 1510
- 01:17:45,435 --> 01:17:47,002
- Drew was in the bar
- to take out a target.
- 1511
- 01:17:47,004 --> 01:17:48,405
- - Wait, who?
- - The bartender.
- 1512
- 01:17:49,273 --> 01:17:50,540
- He was a recruiter for ISIS.
- 1513
- 01:17:54,612 --> 01:17:56,480
- Craft bourbon cocktail
- with tobacco bitters
- 1514
- 01:17:58,315 --> 01:17:59,283
- and rhubarb zest.
- 1515
- 01:18:08,025 --> 01:18:09,259
- Can you identify him
- as the target?
- 1516
- 01:18:16,199 --> 01:18:17,866
- - Oops, I'm sorry.
- - Oh, sorry!
- 1517
- 01:18:17,868 --> 01:18:18,933
- <i>Happy birthday.</i>
- 1518
- 01:18:18,935 --> 01:18:21,236
- No. Do not get distracted.
- 1519
- 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:23,305
- - <i>Yeah.</i>
- - <i>It's not my birthday.</i>
- 1520
- 01:18:23,307 --> 01:18:24,507
- - <i>Oh.</i>
- - <i>I, um...</i>
- 1521
- 01:18:24,509 --> 01:18:26,875
- <i>I just kind of wear it
- for warmth.</i>
- 1522
- 01:18:26,877 --> 01:18:28,209
- - <i>Well, if it was your birthday...</i>
- - She's funny.
- 1523
- 01:18:28,211 --> 01:18:29,911
- <i>I would say "Happy birthday."</i>
- 1524
- 01:18:29,913 --> 01:18:31,516
- Thayer, get away
- from her now.
- 1525
- 01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:35,152
- In our line of work,
- being with someone,
- 1526
- 01:18:36,354 --> 01:18:37,355
- caring about them,
- 1527
- 01:18:38,889 --> 01:18:40,922
- it makes our job harder.
- 1528
- 01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:43,328
- So if Drew was trying
- with you, then...
- 1529
- 01:18:45,129 --> 01:18:46,531
- That was real.
- 1530
- 01:18:47,565 --> 01:18:49,998
- And not that you
- asked my opinion,
- 1531
- 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,900
- but the worst song
- on that jukebox is
- 1532
- 01:18:51,902 --> 01:18:53,071
- <i>Your Body Is a Wonderland.</i>
- 1533
- 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:54,539
- No question.
- 1534
- 01:18:55,673 --> 01:18:57,173
- Oh, my God! What?
- 1535
- 01:18:57,175 --> 01:18:59,608
- What? No way!
- Absolutely not. No.
- 1536
- 01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:04,080
- Um, I lost my virginity
- to that song.
- 1537
- 01:19:04,082 --> 01:19:06,048
- What?
- 1538
- 01:19:06,050 --> 01:19:08,052
- To who? The cheesiest
- person in the world?
- 1539
- 01:19:08,419 --> 01:19:09,853
- Oh!
- 1540
- 01:19:10,688 --> 01:19:13,255
- Oh, hey, guys.
- 1541
- 01:19:13,257 --> 01:19:16,194
- Uh, rookworst, am I right?
- 1542
- 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,269
- It always works.
- It's actually kind of funny.
- 1543
- 01:19:28,106 --> 01:19:29,205
- Audrey!
- 1544
- 01:19:29,207 --> 01:19:30,473
- Oh, my God! Morgan.
- 1545
- 01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:31,442
- She talks too much.
- 1546
- 01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:33,945
- Duffer.
- 1547
- 01:19:37,048 --> 01:19:38,314
- Jesus!
- 1548
- 01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:39,582
- Oh, my God!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 1549
- 01:19:39,584 --> 01:19:41,550
- Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!
- 1550
- 01:19:42,553 --> 01:19:44,286
- Hands up.
- 1551
- 01:19:44,288 --> 01:19:45,589
- - Okay.
- - That's both hands, cripple.
- 1552
- 01:19:47,091 --> 01:19:48,658
- Come on, Seb. Higher.
- 1553
- 01:19:50,094 --> 01:19:51,961
- Just because I can.
- 1554
- 01:19:51,963 --> 01:19:54,130
- What's this about,
- Duffer? Revenge?
- 1555
- 01:19:54,132 --> 01:19:55,499
- I was suspended. You won.
- 1556
- 01:19:55,501 --> 01:19:57,101
- Come on, man. I know I won.
- 1557
- 01:19:58,470 --> 01:20:00,438
- I'm just here for this.
- 1558
- 01:20:01,973 --> 01:20:05,374
- Of course, now I have a few
- loose ends to tie up.
- 1559
- 01:20:05,376 --> 01:20:07,009
- Hey! Hey!
- 1560
- 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,746
- Okay! He has nothing
- to do with this, okay?
- 1561
- 01:20:09,748 --> 01:20:11,748
- I promise you this is
- just Morgan and me.
- 1562
- 01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:13,383
- Why don't you
- go back to the CIA,
- 1563
- 01:20:13,385 --> 01:20:15,585
- - and tell them that?
- - Jesus!
- 1564
- 01:20:15,587 --> 01:20:17,387
- You don't know
- that I'm the bad guy?
- 1565
- 01:20:17,389 --> 01:20:18,455
- What?
- 1566
- 01:20:18,457 --> 01:20:20,323
- He's not here
- on CIA business.
- 1567
- 01:20:20,325 --> 01:20:22,057
- He's working for Highland now.
- 1568
- 01:20:22,059 --> 01:20:24,093
- You have no idea
- how much the Chinese mafia's
- 1569
- 01:20:24,095 --> 01:20:25,462
- willing to pay for this.
- 1570
- 01:20:25,464 --> 01:20:28,265
- Or the Russian mafia.
- Multiple mafias want this.
- 1571
- 01:20:28,267 --> 01:20:29,466
- And, on that note,
- 1572
- 01:20:29,468 --> 01:20:31,668
- I'll finish you all off
- and be on my way.
- 1573
- 01:20:31,670 --> 01:20:34,438
- As much fun as it's been
- watching you fucktards play
- 1574
- 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:35,874
- <i>Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.</i>
- 1575
- 01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,548
- - Okay, I got it.
- - That's a joke, Audrey.
- 1576
- 01:20:44,550 --> 01:20:46,283
- It's funny, because I'm funny. You
- know what? It doesn't matter.
- 1577
- 01:20:46,285 --> 01:20:48,351
- Because there's one thing
- that's mightier than the pen,
- 1578
- 01:20:48,353 --> 01:20:50,153
- and it's called
- a fucking handgun!
- 1579
- 01:20:50,155 --> 01:20:52,522
- - Oh, my God!
- - So, for heckling me, Audrey...
- 1580
- 01:20:52,524 --> 01:20:53,790
- Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
- Please don't do this.
- 1581
- 01:20:53,792 --> 01:20:55,258
- Duffer, don't do this.
- 1582
- 01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:56,660
- - You die first.
- - Duffer!
- 1583
- 01:20:56,662 --> 01:20:57,596
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 1584
- 01:21:02,367 --> 01:21:04,334
- Oh.
- 1585
- 01:21:04,336 --> 01:21:07,673
- This man, he want
- to rob from us, right?
- 1586
- 01:21:11,310 --> 01:21:13,477
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
- Yes. Absolutely.
- 1587
- 01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:15,514
- - Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
- - Yes.
- 1588
- 01:21:22,087 --> 01:21:23,487
- How did he find us?
- 1589
- 01:21:23,489 --> 01:21:25,390
- I don't know.
- We took every precaution.
- 1590
- 01:21:26,726 --> 01:21:27,692
- We only used cash.
- 1591
- 01:21:27,694 --> 01:21:28,994
- No phones.
- 1592
- 01:21:32,498 --> 01:21:33,563
- Morgan.
- 1593
- 01:21:33,565 --> 01:21:34,399
- Hmm?
- 1594
- 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,069
- Did you call
- your parents again?
- 1595
- 01:21:38,805 --> 01:21:40,537
- Yes. I had to.
- 1596
- 01:21:40,539 --> 01:21:42,339
- My father was gonna think
- that I was dead
- 1597
- 01:21:42,341 --> 01:21:43,406
- if he found out about Roger.
- 1598
- 01:21:43,408 --> 01:21:46,343
- So I went to a souvenir shop,
- I got a burner phone.
- 1599
- 01:21:46,345 --> 01:21:48,579
- I picked it up. One second,
- "Hi, I'm alive."
- 1600
- 01:21:48,581 --> 01:21:50,581
- And then I threw it
- in the dumpster.
- 1601
- 01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:52,517
- They can't trace a call
- if it's less than two minutes.
- 1602
- 01:21:52,519 --> 01:21:54,685
- - That's not a thing anymore.
- - That's not a thing!
- 1603
- 01:21:54,687 --> 01:21:56,219
- Well, I know that now.
- 1604
- 01:21:56,221 --> 01:21:58,288
- Ugh...
- 1605
- 01:21:58,290 --> 01:22:00,190
- Oh, my God.
- He's coming back to life.
- 1606
- 01:22:00,192 --> 01:22:01,394
- He's reanimating.
- 1607
- 01:22:05,865 --> 01:22:08,799
- Okay, it's a phone.
- That makes more sense.
- 1608
- 01:22:08,801 --> 01:22:10,601
- It needs a thumbprint.
- 1609
- 01:22:10,603 --> 01:22:12,436
- - There's the thumb.
- - Seriously?
- 1610
- 01:22:12,438 --> 01:22:14,039
- I'm standing,
- so I can't do it.
- 1611
- 01:22:14,774 --> 01:22:15,708
- Oh, my God.
- 1612
- 01:22:17,710 --> 01:22:19,077
- Ugh.
- 1613
- 01:22:20,613 --> 01:22:22,713
- It says, "Text me
- when you get the package."
- 1614
- 01:22:22,715 --> 01:22:24,315
- Um...
- 1615
- 01:22:24,317 --> 01:22:27,652
- Tell him we have the package,
- and ask where the drop is.
- 1616
- 01:22:27,654 --> 01:22:30,187
- Oh, shit.
- It's locked again. Hold on.
- 1617
- 01:22:30,189 --> 01:22:32,456
- Oh, oh.
- 1618
- 01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:34,692
- He said, "Bring it
- to Operation Albrecht."
- 1619
- 01:22:34,694 --> 01:22:36,360
- - Okay.
- - What's Operation Albrecht?
- 1620
- 01:22:36,362 --> 01:22:37,530
- I'm checking his emails.
- 1621
- 01:22:39,365 --> 01:22:40,598
- Ah.
- 1622
- 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,568
- He's been communicating with
- someone named Hunter Pierce.
- 1623
- 01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,735
- So a gay porn star.
- 1624
- 01:22:44,737 --> 01:22:46,771
- Uh...
- 1625
- 01:22:46,773 --> 01:22:49,407
- Highland was planning
- to buy the drive from Duffer.
- 1626
- 01:22:49,409 --> 01:22:51,077
- They called it
- Operation Albrecht.
- 1627
- 01:22:51,844 --> 01:22:53,611
- It's going down
- tomorrow night.
- 1628
- 01:22:53,613 --> 01:22:56,514
- There's a gala in Berlin
- at the Museum of Technology.
- 1629
- 01:22:56,516 --> 01:22:59,419
- Text him back and say we'll
- meet them there with the drive.
- 1630
- 01:23:01,788 --> 01:23:04,455
- The phone is locked again.
- I need the thumbprint.
- 1631
- 01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:06,157
- You know what? Forget it.
- 1632
- 01:23:09,395 --> 01:23:10,728
- - Okay.
- - Oh, the thumb! Yes!
- 1633
- 01:23:10,730 --> 01:23:11,732
- Audrey...
- 1634
- 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:16,634
- Oh, my God!
- 1635
- 01:23:24,912 --> 01:23:26,344
- Thumbs up.
- 1636
- 01:23:26,346 --> 01:23:27,347
- Go.
- 1637
- 01:23:31,785 --> 01:23:34,285
- So here's the plan.
- We go to Berlin.
- 1638
- 01:23:36,422 --> 01:23:38,523
- <i>Wait, we're gonna walk
- right into this gala?</i>
- 1639
- 01:23:38,525 --> 01:23:41,359
- <i>No. We pose as
- two people on the guest list.</i>
- 1640
- 01:23:41,361 --> 01:23:43,495
- <i>The Canadian ambassador
- and his wife.</i>
- 1641
- 01:23:43,497 --> 01:23:45,396
- <i>Uh, won't people know
- what they look like?</i>
- 1642
- 01:23:45,398 --> 01:23:46,531
- <i>No.</i>
- 1643
- 01:23:46,533 --> 01:23:48,600
- <i>No one ever remembers
- what Canadians look like.</i>
- 1644
- 01:23:48,602 --> 01:23:50,437
- <i>They land at Tegel Airport
- at 2:00 p.m.</i>
- 1645
- 01:23:51,371 --> 01:23:52,871
- <i>Can I do an accent?</i>
- 1646
- 01:23:52,873 --> 01:23:54,573
- - <i>Please don't.
- - I know what I'm gonna do.</i>
- 1647
- 01:23:54,575 --> 01:23:56,842
- Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?
- 1648
- 01:23:56,844 --> 01:23:57,811
- Perfect. I'm Bill.
- 1649
- 01:23:59,245 --> 01:24:00,679
- I know what you're thinking.
- 1650
- 01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:02,447
- How'd a bloke
- from the East End
- 1651
- 01:24:02,449 --> 01:24:04,215
- get all the way
- to Berlin, Germany?
- 1652
- 01:24:04,217 --> 01:24:06,918
- Well, I will tell you
- on the way to the car.
- 1653
- 01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,355
- I said, "What are you
- doing here, Queen?"
- 1654
- 01:24:10,357 --> 01:24:13,258
- She said, "I was
- bored up in that castle.
- 1655
- 01:24:13,260 --> 01:24:14,495
- "I had to get out."
- 1656
- 01:24:19,266 --> 01:24:20,868
- Okay, let's drive then.
- 1657
- 01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:25,570
- No! We're being robbed.
- 1658
- 01:24:25,572 --> 01:24:27,439
- No! Not again.
- 1659
- 01:24:27,441 --> 01:24:30,676
- - Sorry.
- - Please, no. I've a little girl at home.
- 1660
- 01:24:30,678 --> 01:24:32,744
- - Okay. We gotta go!
- - Me wife is dead.
- 1661
- 01:24:32,746 --> 01:24:34,713
- - Go. Get out. They're asleep!
- - She needs a new kidney.
- 1662
- 01:24:34,715 --> 01:24:37,217
- - Morgan, no, let's just...
- - I came up with a story.
- 1663
- 01:25:04,278 --> 01:25:06,746
- I hope I look like
- the Canadian ambassador's wife.
- 1664
- 01:25:06,748 --> 01:25:08,915
- I hope I look like Chris
- Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.
- 1665
- 01:25:08,917 --> 01:25:11,316
- - Am I done?
- - Yeah. You're good.
- 1666
- 01:25:11,318 --> 01:25:12,685
- I just think if one of us is
- changing her look,
- 1667
- 01:25:12,687 --> 01:25:14,319
- then the other
- should change her look
- 1668
- 01:25:14,321 --> 01:25:15,387
- for disguise reasons.
- 1669
- 01:25:15,389 --> 01:25:18,492
- Like, you're about to look
- like Amanda Mullicay.
- 1670
- 01:25:19,426 --> 01:25:20,695
- And I'm about to look like...
- 1671
- 01:25:22,296 --> 01:25:24,864
- Shit. I'm about
- to look like you.
- 1672
- 01:25:24,866 --> 01:25:26,933
- Not that it's a bad look.
- It's just we switched places,
- 1673
- 01:25:26,935 --> 01:25:29,535
- so if they're looking
- for a blonde and a brunette,
- 1674
- 01:25:29,537 --> 01:25:31,336
- then we're still gonna be
- a blonde and a brunette.
- 1675
- 01:25:31,338 --> 01:25:32,538
- Oh, we fucked up.
- 1676
- 01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:34,640
- I hope this isn't
- what gets us killed tonight.
- 1677
- 01:25:34,642 --> 01:25:38,077
- No. Hey, we're
- not gonna die tonight.
- 1678
- 01:25:38,079 --> 01:25:39,881
- You're right, we're not.
- But if we do...
- 1679
- 01:25:41,049 --> 01:25:43,382
- - We're not, but if we do...
- - Oh, my God.
- 1680
- 01:25:43,384 --> 01:25:45,985
- I know a lot of horrific stuff
- has happened this week,
- 1681
- 01:25:45,987 --> 01:25:47,287
- but, um...
- 1682
- 01:25:48,656 --> 01:25:50,325
- It has been
- the best week of my life.
- 1683
- 01:25:51,793 --> 01:25:54,594
- - Really?
- - Yeah, just being out here, like,
- 1684
- 01:25:54,596 --> 01:25:57,830
- on this adventure, with you,
- 1685
- 01:25:57,832 --> 01:26:00,633
- doing the right thing,
- and nobody's judging me...
- 1686
- 01:26:00,635 --> 01:26:01,770
- I don't know.
- 1687
- 01:26:02,904 --> 01:26:04,305
- Do you normally feel judged?
- 1688
- 01:26:05,373 --> 01:26:06,539
- You know that thing
- that Drew said to me
- 1689
- 01:26:06,541 --> 01:26:08,574
- about me being a little much?
- 1690
- 01:26:08,576 --> 01:26:10,843
- It's not the first time
- I've heard that.
- 1691
- 01:26:10,845 --> 01:26:12,745
- You're not "a little much."
- 1692
- 01:26:12,747 --> 01:26:15,014
- I am. I am "a little much."
- I'm a lot much.
- 1693
- 01:26:15,016 --> 01:26:17,117
- No, you're not.
- 1694
- 01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:18,451
- The only people
- who don't think so
- 1695
- 01:26:18,453 --> 01:26:19,652
- are you and my parents.
- 1696
- 01:26:19,654 --> 01:26:21,489
- That's 'cause
- everyone else is boring.
- 1697
- 01:26:25,995 --> 01:26:26,795
- Sorry.
- 1698
- 01:26:29,098 --> 01:26:30,830
- I'm so proud of you.
- 1699
- 01:26:30,832 --> 01:26:32,132
- Honey, I'm proud of you.
- 1700
- 01:26:34,536 --> 01:26:35,537
- Oh, my God.
- 1701
- 01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:39,973
- - So, don't...
- - Don't die, okay?
- 1702
- 01:26:39,975 --> 01:26:42,042
- Please don't die,
- because then I would die,
- 1703
- 01:26:42,044 --> 01:26:44,878
- and then we would both be dead,
- and that would be a waste.
- 1704
- 01:26:59,661 --> 01:27:02,029
- Morgan.
- Are you in position?
- 1705
- 01:27:02,031 --> 01:27:03,730
- Yeah, I was born in position.
- 1706
- 01:27:03,732 --> 01:27:05,799
- Yes, everyone's
- born in position.
- 1707
- 01:27:05,801 --> 01:27:07,968
- That's why they call it
- the fetal position.
- 1708
- 01:27:07,970 --> 01:27:09,535
- Right. Yeah, I just got that.
- 1709
- 01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,941
- - Amanda.
- - Ethan.
- 1710
- 01:27:13,943 --> 01:27:16,612
- Just act natural.
- Just another normal night.
- 1711
- 01:27:18,413 --> 01:27:19,713
- Yeah.
- 1712
- 01:27:19,715 --> 01:27:20,914
- <i>Performing with
- Cirque du Soleil</i>
- 1713
- 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:22,783
- <i>is actually a top three
- dream of mine.</i>
- 1714
- 01:27:22,785 --> 01:27:23,884
- I'm highly prepared
- for this mission.
- 1715
- 01:27:23,886 --> 01:27:27,020
- I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
- and Clowning at camp.
- 1716
- 01:27:27,022 --> 01:27:29,022
- It was competitive
- and I excelled.
- 1717
- 01:27:29,024 --> 01:27:31,191
- Once again, Morgan, you're not
- performing with the troupe.
- 1718
- 01:27:31,193 --> 01:27:34,194
- Your job is to stay backstage
- and watch the surveillance.
- 1719
- 01:27:34,196 --> 01:27:35,696
- <i>We need to locate the buyer.</i>
- 1720
- 01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:36,966
- Okay. But... But...
- 1721
- 01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,567
- Not just for one song?
- 1722
- 01:27:40,569 --> 01:27:41,702
- - <i>No.</i>
- - I hear you.
- 1723
- 01:27:41,704 --> 01:27:43,770
- But wouldn't I be better able
- to identify the mark
- 1724
- 01:27:43,772 --> 01:27:45,739
- if I was spinning around on
- that silver spinning thingy?
- 1725
- 01:27:45,741 --> 01:27:47,074
- - <i>No.</i>
- - Copy that.
- 1726
- 01:27:47,076 --> 01:27:48,709
- But what if
- I was on the trapeze?
- 1727
- 01:27:48,711 --> 01:27:50,644
- In which I am trained.
- 1728
- 01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:52,446
- - No.
- - <i>Affirmative.</i>
- 1729
- 01:27:52,448 --> 01:27:53,382
- Mongoose standing down.
- 1730
- 01:27:55,985 --> 01:27:57,451
- Hey!
- 1731
- 01:28:03,626 --> 01:28:04,858
- Hey!
- 1732
- 01:28:08,231 --> 01:28:10,731
- <i>You guys, you guys,
- I see someone suspicious.</i>
- 1733
- 01:28:10,733 --> 01:28:13,467
- Okay. Stay calm.
- 1734
- 01:28:13,469 --> 01:28:15,769
- - <i>Can you describe them?</i>
- - Okay.
- 1735
- 01:28:15,771 --> 01:28:17,838
- He's got an insane
- twirly mustache.
- 1736
- 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:19,506
- <i>He's got the big bushy
- scary eyebrows.</i>
- 1737
- 01:28:19,508 --> 01:28:20,609
- And...
- 1738
- 01:28:21,777 --> 01:28:23,945
- Yep. Yep.
- He's holding a bag of money.
- 1739
- 01:28:23,947 --> 01:28:26,114
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
- we have our buyer.</i>
- 1740
- 01:28:26,116 --> 01:28:27,916
- Yeah, I think that guy's
- part of the show.
- 1741
- 01:28:27,918 --> 01:28:29,783
- Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
- an actual bad guy
- 1742
- 01:28:29,785 --> 01:28:31,618
- would look like
- an evil Mr. Monopoly.
- 1743
- 01:28:31,620 --> 01:28:32,954
- <i>I don't know.</i>
- 1744
- 01:28:32,956 --> 01:28:35,089
- I gotta go with my gut
- on this. I'm sorry.
- 1745
- 01:28:38,094 --> 01:28:39,129
- Oh.
- 1746
- 01:28:54,543 --> 01:28:56,778
- And I was mistaken.
- He is a part of the show.
- 1747
- 01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:58,882
- I repeat,
- he is a part of the show.
- 1748
- 01:29:00,116 --> 01:29:02,717
- Oh!
- 1749
- 01:29:05,722 --> 01:29:08,089
- - What?
- - That's Tom and Marsha.
- 1750
- 01:29:08,091 --> 01:29:10,226
- Drew's fake parents.
- Or whoever they are.
- 1751
- 01:29:19,836 --> 01:29:22,670
- Morgan, get backstage.
- I've been blown.
- 1752
- 01:29:25,108 --> 01:29:25,976
- Who has blown you?
- 1753
- 01:29:26,843 --> 01:29:28,176
- Morgan, it's not funny.
- 1754
- 01:29:28,178 --> 01:29:31,679
- <i>I agree. There's nothing funny
- about you being blown.</i>
- 1755
- 01:29:31,681 --> 01:29:32,981
- <i>Okay. You two, stay together</i>
- 1756
- 01:29:32,983 --> 01:29:34,182
- and in plain sight
- until I get back.
- 1757
- 01:29:34,184 --> 01:29:35,919
- You, uh... You put the drive
- somewhere safe?
- 1758
- 01:29:36,853 --> 01:29:38,219
- Very safe.
- 1759
- 01:29:38,221 --> 01:29:39,823
- Is it the same place
- as last time?
- 1760
- 01:29:40,190 --> 01:29:41,591
- You'll see.
- 1761
- 01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,095
- I don't actually mean,
- like, you'll see.
- 1762
- 01:29:46,730 --> 01:29:47,729
- - Please just go.
- - Yeah.
- 1763
- 01:29:47,731 --> 01:29:48,830
- Okay.
- 1764
- 01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:04,781
- No smoking, sir.
- 1765
- 01:30:05,116 --> 01:30:06,681
- Oh.
- 1766
- 01:30:06,683 --> 01:30:08,551
- I'm sorry.
- Awful habit, I know.
- 1767
- 01:30:10,154 --> 01:30:11,753
- - You want one?
- - I don't smoke, sir.
- 1768
- 01:30:11,755 --> 01:30:12,854
- Yeah, neither do I.
- 1769
- 01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:36,981
- Sebastian...
- 1770
- 01:30:38,715 --> 01:30:39,884
- Sebastian, you got a text.
- 1771
- 01:30:43,653 --> 01:30:44,989
- Sebastian, is everything okay?
- 1772
- 01:31:15,953 --> 01:31:17,753
- Morgan, Sebastian's
- not responding.
- 1773
- 01:31:17,755 --> 01:31:19,422
- <i>Oh, my God!
- That's really bad.</i>
- 1774
- 01:31:19,424 --> 01:31:21,790
- Or not. I don't wanna scare
- you. Could mean anything.
- 1775
- 01:31:21,792 --> 01:31:24,026
- The buyer texted me.
- I have to go meet him.
- 1776
- 01:31:24,028 --> 01:31:26,195
- - Or her.
- - <i>Thank you. I was gonna say,</i>
- 1777
- 01:31:26,197 --> 01:31:28,030
- women can be terrorists too.
- 1778
- 01:31:28,032 --> 01:31:29,965
- <i>We can do anything
- we put our minds to.</i>
- 1779
- 01:31:29,967 --> 01:31:30,999
- Can you see if you can
- get eyes on Sebastian?
- 1780
- 01:31:31,001 --> 01:31:32,268
- He couldn't have gotten far.
- 1781
- 01:31:32,270 --> 01:31:33,305
- Okay.
- 1782
- 01:31:35,806 --> 01:31:37,072
- Yeah. In that case,
- 1783
- 01:31:37,074 --> 01:31:38,974
- I am gonna climb
- the ladder. I know...
- 1784
- 01:31:40,378 --> 01:31:41,511
- Morgan?
- 1785
- 01:31:41,513 --> 01:31:44,214
- ...trapeze platform really
- is the best vantage point.
- 1786
- 01:31:44,216 --> 01:31:45,848
- Morgan!
- 1787
- 01:31:45,850 --> 01:31:46,984
- Oh, my God.
- 1788
- 01:32:06,404 --> 01:32:07,638
- Audrey. Oh, my God!
- 1789
- 01:32:08,073 --> 01:32:09,274
- What the fuck?
- 1790
- 01:32:10,976 --> 01:32:12,144
- Okay.
- 1791
- 01:32:13,311 --> 01:32:14,444
- Okay.
- 1792
- 01:32:16,747 --> 01:32:18,848
- Audrey, the goldfinch
- has reached
- 1793
- 01:32:18,850 --> 01:32:20,716
- her very precarious perch.
- 1794
- 01:32:20,718 --> 01:32:22,485
- I think I'm about,
- I don't know,
- 1795
- 01:32:22,487 --> 01:32:24,122
- 2,000 feet off the ground.
- 1796
- 01:32:25,257 --> 01:32:26,258
- Huh.
- 1797
- 01:32:30,095 --> 01:32:31,096
- No.
- 1798
- 01:32:37,903 --> 01:32:40,038
- Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.
- 1799
- 01:32:41,039 --> 01:32:42,207
- What? Excuse me.
- 1800
- 01:32:42,941 --> 01:32:44,109
- Give me the ladder.
- 1801
- 01:32:45,010 --> 01:32:46,075
- Fuck me.
- 1802
- 01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:50,513
- - Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
- - Dead. Yeah.
- 1803
- 01:32:50,515 --> 01:32:52,916
- I was right on the edge.
- 1804
- 01:32:52,918 --> 01:32:55,287
- But the idea of you being
- out there kept me alive.
- 1805
- 01:32:56,522 --> 01:32:57,856
- I'm here to save you.
- 1806
- 01:32:58,957 --> 01:33:01,057
- - Me?
- - And to stop Henshaw.
- 1807
- 01:33:01,059 --> 01:33:03,228
- What? Sebastian?
- No, he's helping us.
- 1808
- 01:33:04,229 --> 01:33:06,064
- Audrey, do you know
- about Highland?
- 1809
- 01:33:07,365 --> 01:33:09,065
- Yeah.
- 1810
- 01:33:09,067 --> 01:33:10,302
- Sebastian works for Highland.
- 1811
- 01:33:12,871 --> 01:33:14,237
- No. That's not possible.
- 1812
- 01:33:14,239 --> 01:33:15,972
- Why would he come
- and risk his life?
- 1813
- 01:33:15,974 --> 01:33:17,273
- Why would he get fired?
- 1814
- 01:33:17,275 --> 01:33:18,808
- What did he tell you?
- Did he tell you
- 1815
- 01:33:18,810 --> 01:33:20,877
- you're here to find
- a buyer for the drive?
- 1816
- 01:33:20,879 --> 01:33:22,812
- You're just here
- so he can kill me.
- 1817
- 01:33:22,814 --> 01:33:24,883
- He was using you
- as bait to find me.
- 1818
- 01:33:25,984 --> 01:33:27,386
- He knew that
- I'd come back for you.
- 1819
- 01:33:28,554 --> 01:33:30,121
- That I'd never
- let him hurt you.
- 1820
- 01:33:31,390 --> 01:33:32,191
- And now, here I am.
- 1821
- 01:33:33,559 --> 01:33:35,459
- Yeah.
- 1822
- 01:33:35,461 --> 01:33:37,461
- Audrey, I have some bad news.
- 1823
- 01:33:37,463 --> 01:33:40,130
- Nadedja is still alive,
- 1824
- 01:33:40,132 --> 01:33:42,533
- and she is on the other
- trapeze platform
- 1825
- 01:33:42,535 --> 01:33:44,101
- right now.
- 1826
- 01:33:44,103 --> 01:33:45,502
- She might have a bomb on her.
- I don't know.
- 1827
- 01:33:45,504 --> 01:33:47,837
- Maybe this is one
- of the terrorist attacks.
- 1828
- 01:33:47,839 --> 01:33:48,771
- That doesn't really
- make any sense.
- 1829
- 01:33:48,773 --> 01:33:50,940
- She doesn't seem
- like a suicide bomber.
- 1830
- 01:33:50,942 --> 01:33:53,177
- That girl has
- high self-esteem.
- 1831
- 01:33:53,179 --> 01:33:54,380
- She's so full of herself.
- 1832
- 01:33:56,949 --> 01:33:59,116
- The point is, Audrey,
- I'm looking at her,
- 1833
- 01:33:59,118 --> 01:34:01,585
- and she definitely
- does wanna kill me.
- 1834
- 01:34:01,587 --> 01:34:03,454
- And then she's gonna
- come after you.
- 1835
- 01:34:05,858 --> 01:34:08,327
- So I think I gotta fix this.
- 1836
- 01:34:12,265 --> 01:34:14,133
- I can do this.
- 1837
- 01:34:14,967 --> 01:34:16,867
- Remember your training
- 1838
- 01:34:16,869 --> 01:34:18,170
- from the New Jersey
- Circus Center.
- 1839
- 01:34:58,478 --> 01:35:00,244
- Could I just
- ask you something?
- 1840
- 01:35:00,246 --> 01:35:01,314
- Anything.
- 1841
- 01:35:03,149 --> 01:35:04,482
- Did you leave that drive
- in my apartment
- 1842
- 01:35:04,484 --> 01:35:07,217
- because you thought
- that I would never leave?
- 1843
- 01:35:07,219 --> 01:35:10,322
- That I wouldn't grow?
- That I wouldn't go anywhere?
- 1844
- 01:35:10,324 --> 01:35:12,390
- Did you send me to Vienna
- because you just
- 1845
- 01:35:12,392 --> 01:35:14,091
- assumed that I wouldn't
- question anything?
- 1846
- 01:35:14,093 --> 01:35:15,861
- No. No. No, no. I mean...
- 1847
- 01:35:18,164 --> 01:35:19,232
- I underestimated you.
- 1848
- 01:35:20,367 --> 01:35:21,501
- You hurt me.
- 1849
- 01:35:23,637 --> 01:35:25,071
- I'm so sorry.
- 1850
- 01:35:26,606 --> 01:35:27,541
- I had to.
- 1851
- 01:35:29,509 --> 01:35:31,411
- But now, seeing everything
- that you've done,
- 1852
- 01:35:33,979 --> 01:35:35,248
- I've never loved you more.
- 1853
- 01:35:37,950 --> 01:35:38,851
- Do you love me?
- 1854
- 01:35:39,519 --> 01:35:41,188
- I love you, Audrey Stockman.
- 1855
- 01:35:49,229 --> 01:35:50,263
- Looks very real to me.
- 1856
- 01:35:56,403 --> 01:35:59,404
- What was the name
- of the nun that beat you
- 1857
- 01:35:59,406 --> 01:36:02,240
- in whatever fucking orphanage...
- 1858
- 01:36:02,242 --> 01:36:04,042
- ...you grew up in,
- you skank?
- 1859
- 01:36:04,044 --> 01:36:05,379
- Ow. Ow.
- 1860
- 01:37:20,488 --> 01:37:23,691
- Audrey.
- Audrey, I did it.
- 1861
- 01:37:25,359 --> 01:37:26,427
- We're safe.
- 1862
- 01:37:28,463 --> 01:37:29,464
- Audrey.
- 1863
- 01:37:31,199 --> 01:37:32,333
- Audrey?
- 1864
- 01:37:34,535 --> 01:37:35,536
- Shit!
- 1865
- 01:37:37,104 --> 01:37:38,673
- Your boss give you
- any new spy gadgets?
- 1866
- 01:37:39,474 --> 01:37:40,308
- Uh, no.
- 1867
- 01:37:41,209 --> 01:37:42,374
- Canadian now?
- 1868
- 01:37:42,376 --> 01:37:45,511
- - Eh!
- - Eh! Good.
- 1869
- 01:37:45,513 --> 01:37:49,317
- - Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
- - Is that gonna blow my head off?
- 1870
- 01:37:49,684 --> 01:37:51,517
- Hmm?
- 1871
- 01:37:51,519 --> 01:37:54,053
- Thousand guesses, never
- would've landed on "thumb."
- 1872
- 01:37:55,556 --> 01:37:57,058
- Anything else, Double O Sexy?
- 1873
- 01:38:01,529 --> 01:38:02,630
- The drive isn't in there.
- 1874
- 01:38:06,367 --> 01:38:07,368
- Oh, come on.
- 1875
- 01:38:10,137 --> 01:38:11,305
- Hey.
- 1876
- 01:38:12,206 --> 01:38:13,508
- You can trust me.
- 1877
- 01:38:15,510 --> 01:38:18,579
- Really? 'Cause you said
- not to trust anyone.
- 1878
- 01:38:21,717 --> 01:38:23,382
- - Stand back!
- - Go on. Move it.
- 1879
- 01:38:23,384 --> 01:38:24,784
- Sebastian?
- 1880
- 01:38:24,786 --> 01:38:27,188
- - Audrey.
- - Audrey, step back. He's with them.
- 1881
- 01:38:28,122 --> 01:38:29,589
- - Thayer?
- - Hey, bro.
- 1882
- 01:38:29,591 --> 01:38:31,257
- Audrey, step away from him.
- 1883
- 01:38:31,259 --> 01:38:33,225
- He's gonna kill all of us.
- 1884
- 01:38:33,227 --> 01:38:34,663
- He said the same thing
- about you.
- 1885
- 01:38:39,601 --> 01:38:40,402
- Hello.
- 1886
- 01:38:42,704 --> 01:38:44,738
- Thayer,
- remove the target.
- 1887
- 01:38:44,740 --> 01:38:45,872
- Fuck you, Dad.
- 1888
- 01:38:49,344 --> 01:38:50,410
- Mom.
- 1889
- 01:38:52,314 --> 01:38:55,582
- Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
- Wait! Hold on. Hold on.
- 1890
- 01:38:55,584 --> 01:38:59,086
- Audrey, listen to me. Drew
- is working with Highland.
- 1891
- 01:39:00,289 --> 01:39:01,555
- Sebastian was working
- with Highland.
- 1892
- 01:39:01,557 --> 01:39:02,656
- That's a lie.
- 1893
- 01:39:02,658 --> 01:39:04,491
- Audrey, he was working
- with Duffer too.
- 1894
- 01:39:04,493 --> 01:39:05,926
- Sebastian was
- working with Duffer.
- 1895
- 01:39:05,928 --> 01:39:08,628
- Drew's the one that sent
- the assassin to the gymnasium.
- 1896
- 01:39:08,630 --> 01:39:09,696
- He would've let you die.
- 1897
- 01:39:09,698 --> 01:39:12,299
- Sebastian sent the
- assassin to the gymnasium.
- 1898
- 01:39:12,301 --> 01:39:13,433
- Sebastian would've let you die.
- 1899
- 01:39:13,435 --> 01:39:15,368
- Okay, everything I say you did
- you can't just say I did.
- 1900
- 01:39:15,370 --> 01:39:16,836
- I can 'cause
- I've got the gun.
- 1901
- 01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:29,916
- You okay?
- 1902
- 01:39:29,918 --> 01:39:31,318
- I'm so scared.
- 1903
- 01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:32,454
- It's all right. It's okay.
- 1904
- 01:39:36,825 --> 01:39:39,693
- I'm so sorry
- I dragged you into this.
- 1905
- 01:39:39,695 --> 01:39:40,829
- - It's okay. It's okay.
- - I know.
- 1906
- 01:39:42,397 --> 01:39:44,164
- Can we please just go home?
- 1907
- 01:39:44,166 --> 01:39:45,265
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 1908
- 01:39:45,267 --> 01:39:46,602
- I'm gonna take care of you.
- 1909
- 01:39:52,274 --> 01:39:53,275
- You looking for this?
- 1910
- 01:39:55,677 --> 01:39:56,478
- Uh, Audrey, that's...
- 1911
- 01:39:58,881 --> 01:40:00,948
- That's cute, but I don't think
- you know what you're doing.
- 1912
- 01:40:00,950 --> 01:40:03,350
- God, you really do
- still underestimate me.
- 1913
- 01:40:03,352 --> 01:40:04,687
- Audrey, come on.
- 1914
- 01:40:06,689 --> 01:40:07,788
- Audrey...
- 1915
- 01:40:09,291 --> 01:40:11,159
- Get off me! No!
- 1916
- 01:40:16,331 --> 01:40:17,430
- Oh, my God!
- 1917
- 01:40:17,432 --> 01:40:20,266
- Oh, Morgan.
- Always so dramatic.
- 1918
- 01:40:21,904 --> 01:40:22,772
- Fuck!
- 1919
- 01:40:23,606 --> 01:40:24,772
- Oh, God!
- 1920
- 01:40:26,208 --> 01:40:27,543
- Argh!
- 1921
- 01:40:35,518 --> 01:40:36,552
- You better hurry.
- 1922
- 01:40:37,620 --> 01:40:38,521
- Finish me off.
- 1923
- 01:40:40,890 --> 01:40:42,190
- Oh, that's right.
- 1924
- 01:40:42,892 --> 01:40:44,558
- You never finish anything.
- 1925
- 01:40:46,462 --> 01:40:47,697
- To quote a text I got,
- 1926
- 01:40:49,298 --> 01:40:53,401
- "Hey there.
- It's over. Sorry."
- 1927
- 01:40:53,403 --> 01:40:54,869
- Audrey... Audrey, don't.
- 1928
- 01:40:59,409 --> 01:41:00,576
- I lied.
- 1929
- 01:41:09,285 --> 01:41:10,584
- Drew Thayer, don't move.
- 1930
- 01:41:10,586 --> 01:41:11,688
- You're under arrest.
- 1931
- 01:41:14,924 --> 01:41:17,291
- <i>We have apprehended
- Drew Thayer.</i>
- 1932
- 01:41:17,293 --> 01:41:19,195
- It's a little much,
- don't you think?
- 1933
- 01:41:20,530 --> 01:41:22,730
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?
- 1934
- 01:41:22,732 --> 01:41:24,567
- - I'm okay. Are you okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1935
- 01:41:27,503 --> 01:41:28,869
- Sebastian?
- 1936
- 01:41:35,778 --> 01:41:37,611
- What the fuck?
- 1937
- 01:41:37,613 --> 01:41:39,915
- Okay, these vests,
- they save your life,
- 1938
- 01:41:39,917 --> 01:41:42,283
- but they do not prevent you
- from breaking ribs.
- 1939
- 01:41:42,285 --> 01:41:43,584
- You're alive.
- 1940
- 01:41:46,689 --> 01:41:47,989
- Oh, you're alive.
- 1941
- 01:41:59,636 --> 01:42:01,603
- What is
- the Heimlich maneuver?
- 1942
- 01:42:01,605 --> 01:42:03,504
- <i>What is
- the Heimlich maneuver?</i>
- 1943
- 01:42:03,506 --> 01:42:05,040
- - <i>That's it.</i>
- - <i>Instruments for eight.</i>
- 1944
- 01:42:05,042 --> 01:42:06,575
- <i>This long, powerful horn...</i>
- 1945
- 01:42:06,577 --> 01:42:07,943
- That's a long number.
- 1946
- 01:42:07,945 --> 01:42:08,944
- Oh.
- 1947
- 01:42:08,946 --> 01:42:10,478
- Hello.
- 1948
- 01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:12,814
- - Mom, I'm alive.
- - <i>Honey, are you okay?</i>
- 1949
- 01:42:12,816 --> 01:42:13,982
- Let me turn this down.
- 1950
- 01:42:13,984 --> 01:42:15,249
- Yeah, I'm gonna
- put you on speaker.
- 1951
- 01:42:15,251 --> 01:42:16,752
- - Hold on.
- - <i>Let me turn the volume down.</i>
- 1952
- 01:42:16,754 --> 01:42:19,087
- - Put in... Do... Um...
- - <i>Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,</i>
- 1953
- 01:42:19,089 --> 01:42:21,456
- - and I can't.
- - Input.
- 1954
- 01:42:21,458 --> 01:42:22,491
- Input?
- I don't see input.
- 1955
- 01:42:22,493 --> 01:42:23,592
- <i>Sorry, I'm calling</i>
- 1956
- 01:42:23,594 --> 01:42:25,527
- from an international
- spy's phone.
- 1957
- 01:42:25,529 --> 01:42:27,362
- Spy. Who's a spy?
- 1958
- 01:42:27,364 --> 01:42:28,597
- Yeah, input's
- doing nothing.
- 1959
- 01:42:28,599 --> 01:42:30,699
- He's an international spy,
- 1960
- 01:42:30,701 --> 01:42:34,002
- and his name is
- Sebastian Henshaw.
- 1961
- 01:42:34,004 --> 01:42:36,004
- He works for MI6.
- 1962
- 01:42:36,006 --> 01:42:37,506
- Morgan...
- 1963
- 01:42:37,508 --> 01:42:40,642
- Can she not reveal
- my identity?
- 1964
- 01:42:40,644 --> 01:42:42,644
- Uh, yeah,
- she tells them everything.
- 1965
- 01:42:42,646 --> 01:42:44,546
- Hold on.
- I have a call waiting.
- 1966
- 01:42:44,548 --> 01:42:45,749
- I love you.
- 1967
- 01:42:49,553 --> 01:42:53,755
- Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
- This is Morgan speaking.
- 1968
- 01:42:53,757 --> 01:42:54,625
- <i>Where's Henshaw?</i>
- 1969
- 01:42:55,926 --> 01:42:58,527
- Oh, my God.
- Is this who I think it is?
- 1970
- 01:42:58,529 --> 01:43:01,130
- How could I possibly know
- who you think this is?
- 1971
- 01:43:01,132 --> 01:43:03,799
- <i>Oh, my God.
- It is you. Wow.</i>
- 1972
- 01:43:03,801 --> 01:43:06,001
- I'm letting
- Audrey and Sebastian
- 1973
- 01:43:06,003 --> 01:43:08,004
- have a little bit
- of a moment right now.
- 1974
- 01:43:08,006 --> 01:43:09,838
- <i>You know what I mean?</i>
- 1975
- 01:43:09,840 --> 01:43:11,506
- - Tell him to call me back.
- - <i>No, no. It's okay.</i>
- 1976
- 01:43:11,508 --> 01:43:15,011
- I think I've proven myself
- a trustworthy junior agent.
- 1977
- 01:43:15,013 --> 01:43:16,511
- <i>Why don't you give me
- the message, yeah?</i>
- 1978
- 01:43:16,513 --> 01:43:18,413
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1979
- 01:43:18,415 --> 01:43:20,016
- <i>You may tell him this,</i>
- 1980
- 01:43:20,018 --> 01:43:22,450
- that he can come back
- to the office on Monday.
- 1981
- 01:43:22,452 --> 01:43:25,154
- Really? Oh, my gosh!
- That's the best.
- 1982
- 01:43:25,156 --> 01:43:26,421
- - Thank you.
- - <i>He's gonna be so happy.</i>
- 1983
- 01:43:26,423 --> 01:43:27,756
- <i>Thank you so much.</i>
- 1984
- 01:43:27,758 --> 01:43:30,659
- Mon... Oh! Monday is
- tough for me though.
- 1985
- 01:43:30,661 --> 01:43:31,928
- - <i>Okay.</i>
- - No, no, no.
- 1986
- 01:43:31,930 --> 01:43:33,595
- I have a callback
- for a Progresso commercial.
- 1987
- 01:43:33,597 --> 01:43:36,165
- But you know what? Fuck it!
- 1988
- 01:43:36,167 --> 01:43:38,034
- - <i>I'm gonna cancel it.</i>
- - I'm not talking about you, Morgan.
- 1989
- 01:43:38,036 --> 01:43:39,869
- - Do not show up on Monday.
- - <i>Okay.</i>
- 1990
- 01:43:39,871 --> 01:43:43,840
- I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
- wouldn't dream of it.
- 1991
- 01:43:43,842 --> 01:43:45,174
- Great. Thank you.
- 1992
- 01:43:45,176 --> 01:43:46,976
- <i>No, but I will.
- I'll see you Monday.</i>
- 1993
- 01:43:46,978 --> 01:43:48,577
- What do you like
- in your coffee?
- 1994
- 01:43:48,579 --> 01:43:49,745
- So when people ask you
- 1995
- 01:43:49,747 --> 01:43:51,948
- about your first trip
- to Europe...
- 1996
- 01:43:51,950 --> 01:43:54,617
- I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.
- 1997
- 01:43:54,619 --> 01:43:56,353
- It definitely wasn't boring.
- 1998
- 01:43:57,021 --> 01:43:57,822
- No.
- 1999
- 01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:05,597
- But I didn't get to do
- everything that I wanted to do.
- 2000
- 01:44:06,698 --> 01:44:08,633
- Oh, yeah?
- What did you forget?
- 2001
- 01:44:14,606 --> 01:44:16,839
- No. No, no.
- 2002
- 01:44:16,841 --> 01:44:18,741
- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
- thought that you and I maybe...
- 2003
- 01:44:18,743 --> 01:44:20,076
- - No. Actually it was...
- - I'm sorry.
- 2004
- 01:44:20,078 --> 01:44:21,577
- - I was going for the...
- - I mean, it was the physical
- 2005
- 01:44:21,579 --> 01:44:23,848
- - pain of my chest.
- - Okay, then suck it up.
- 2006
- 01:44:45,069 --> 01:44:46,602
- Hey.
- 2007
- 01:44:46,604 --> 01:44:48,070
- All for this happening.
- Love this.
- 2008
- 01:44:48,072 --> 01:44:49,505
- I'm sorry to interrupt.
- 2009
- 01:44:49,507 --> 01:44:51,040
- I just talked
- to the MI6 lady,
- 2010
- 01:44:51,042 --> 01:44:53,743
- and she said that you would
- know what to do with the drive?
- 2011
- 01:44:53,745 --> 01:44:55,645
- I have it this time.
- 2012
- 01:44:55,647 --> 01:44:57,613
- You told us to keep it
- somewhere safe.
- 2013
- 01:44:57,615 --> 01:44:59,918
- Right. So I finally
- swallowed it.
- 2014
- 01:45:00,818 --> 01:45:02,952
- Big personal
- victory of mine.
- 2015
- 01:45:02,954 --> 01:45:05,621
- Well, we need to destroy it.
- 2016
- 01:45:05,623 --> 01:45:07,492
- Yeah. As soon as she clears.
- 2017
- 01:45:08,793 --> 01:45:09,859
- You know what I mean?
- 2018
- 01:45:11,096 --> 01:45:13,933
- I, um... I should
- speak to my boss.
- 2019
- 01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:16,701
- Yep. Bye now.
- 2020
- 01:45:19,138 --> 01:45:20,938
- Ahhh!
- 2021
- 01:45:24,542 --> 01:45:27,112
- What? Okay!
- Okay!
- 2022
- 01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:31,148
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
- 2023
- 01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:09,753
- Happy birthday!
- 2024
- 01:46:11,023 --> 01:46:12,191
- Okay. Blow, baby, blow!
- 2025
- 01:46:15,060 --> 01:46:17,260
- Well, I hope your wish was
- to be entertained.
- 2026
- 01:46:19,131 --> 01:46:21,166
- Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
- It's just a microphone.
- 2027
- 01:46:22,234 --> 01:46:25,202
- Although, fair warning.
- 2028
- 01:46:25,204 --> 01:46:28,040
- <i>You may be blown away.
- Two, three, four, hit it.</i>
- 2029
- 01:46:30,210 --> 01:46:34,611
- <i>Audrey, it's so good to be
- here with you in Tokyo,</i>
- 2030
- 01:46:34,613 --> 01:46:36,947
- <i>my steamy little eda-mommy.</i>
- 2031
- 01:46:36,949 --> 01:46:39,750
- <i>I have loved you
- since the udon of time.</i>
- 2032
- 01:46:39,752 --> 01:46:42,586
- <i>It's Japanese food puns.
- That's the entertainment.</i>
- 2033
- 01:46:42,588 --> 01:46:45,323
- <i>I'm going to sashimi</i>
- 2034
- 01:46:45,325 --> 01:46:47,960
- <i>over here to these
- very handsome ramen.</i>
- 2035
- 01:46:48,894 --> 01:46:50,361
- <i>Do you like my food puns?</i>
- 2036
- 01:46:50,363 --> 01:46:52,263
- <i>Or do you think
- they're teri-yucky?</i>
- 2037
- 01:46:52,265 --> 01:46:53,899
- <i>Audrey, I love you so much.</i>
- 2038
- 01:46:54,767 --> 01:46:55,567
- <i>Happy birthday, baby.</i>
- 2039
- 01:46:56,902 --> 01:46:58,871
- Morgan!
- 2040
- 01:46:59,973 --> 01:47:02,206
- You shouldn't have!
- 2041
- 01:47:02,208 --> 01:47:03,609
- - <i>And yet I did.</i>
- - Oh.
- 2042
- 01:47:04,777 --> 01:47:06,077
- Okay, Morgan. It's time.
- 2043
- 01:47:06,079 --> 01:47:07,981
- <i>Shumai, my, my! Look at you.</i>
- 2044
- 01:47:09,082 --> 01:47:10,882
- <i>Let's do a little
- call-and-response</i>
- 2045
- 01:47:10,884 --> 01:47:12,984
- <i>for Audrey's birthday,
- shall we?</i>
- 2046
- 01:47:12,986 --> 01:47:16,354
- <i>When I say "happy,"
- you say "birthday." Happy...</i>
- 2047
- 01:47:16,356 --> 01:47:17,621
- <i>Happy...</i>
- 2048
- 01:47:17,623 --> 01:47:18,322
- <i>Audrey,</i>
- 2049
- 01:47:18,324 --> 01:47:19,723
- happy birthday.
- 2050
- 01:48:48,115 --> 01:48:51,749
- <i>I have known Audrey
- for maybe 15 years,</i>
- 2051
- 01:48:51,751 --> 01:48:54,719
- <i>and, in that time, she has
- stayed exactly the same.</i>
- 2052
- 01:48:54,721 --> 01:48:57,222
- <i>She has not changed one bit,
- and so, I think,</i>
- 2053
- 01:48:57,224 --> 01:48:59,391
- <i>I kind of know her
- like the back of my hand,</i>
- 2054
- 01:48:59,393 --> 01:49:01,759
- <i>and she's
- a very simple person.</i>
- 2055
- 01:49:01,761 --> 01:49:04,296
- <i>And she just doesn't really
- have the mental capacity</i>
- 2056
- 01:49:04,298 --> 01:49:06,431
- <i>to carry out something
- like this, I don't think.</i>
- 2057
- 01:49:06,433 --> 01:49:07,700
- <i>She's a dear friend.</i>
- 2058
- 01:49:09,103 --> 01:49:11,170
- - <i>They said something about, like...</i>
- - <i>Yeah.</i>
- 2059
- 01:49:11,172 --> 01:49:13,205
- <i>They were doing this
- for a guy or something.</i>
- 2060
- 01:49:13,207 --> 01:49:15,474
- <i>Oh, yeah. Like someone died
- in front of them or something.</i>
- 2061
- 01:49:15,476 --> 01:49:17,743
- <i>Like, one of their
- boyfriends or something.</i>
- 2062
- 01:49:17,745 --> 01:49:20,412
- <i>I don't know. It was for love.
- I don't know.</i>
- 2063
- 01:49:20,414 --> 01:49:22,748
- <i>Looking in the mirror
- and seeing the face</i>
- 2064
- 01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:24,185
- <i>of somebody
- who was friends with her</i>
- 2065
- 01:49:25,019 --> 01:49:26,619
- <i>has been really tough.</i>
- 2066
- 01:49:26,621 --> 01:49:30,022
- <i>And I think we all have to remember the
- real victims in situations like this</i>
- 2067
- 01:49:30,024 --> 01:49:32,024
- <i>are the friends.</i>
- 2068
- 01:49:32,026 --> 01:49:34,893
- <i>Are the childhood friends
- who were there from day one.</i>
- 2069
- 01:49:34,895 --> 01:49:36,962
- <i>Who have to carry this burden.</i>
- 2070
- 01:49:36,964 --> 01:49:38,199
- <i>And will have to carry...</i>
- <i>Sorry.</i>
- 2071
- 01:49:40,201 --> 01:49:41,934
- <i>And will have
- to carry this burden</i>
- 2072
- 01:49:41,936 --> 01:49:43,103
- <i>for a long time to come.</i>
- 2073
- 01:49:44,539 --> 01:49:46,506
- <i>If you could
- speak to them right now,</i>
- 2074
- 01:49:46,508 --> 01:49:48,140
- <i>what would
- you say to them?</i>
- 2075
- 01:49:48,142 --> 01:49:49,908
- <i>Oh! Give 'em
- a piece of my mind.</i>
- 2076
- 01:49:49,910 --> 01:49:51,109
- <i>I want
- my bum bag back.</i>
- 2077
- 01:49:51,111 --> 01:49:52,945
- <i>Give me my bum bag back
- for starters.</i>
- 2078
- 01:49:52,947 --> 01:49:54,547
- <i>My passport,
- my money.</i>
- 2079
- 01:49:54,549 --> 01:49:57,816
- - <i>Yeah.</i>
- - <i>My lip gloss, my keys, my phone.</i>
- 2080
- 01:49:57,818 --> 01:49:59,720
- - <i>Everything.</i>
- - <i>They just took everything.</i>
- 2081
- 01:50:01,155 --> 01:50:03,922
- <i>I don't think
- that Audrey did do this,</i>
- 2082
- 01:50:03,924 --> 01:50:05,793
- <i>but, Audrey,
- if you did do this,</i>
- 2083
- 01:50:08,230 --> 01:50:09,231
- <i>I forgive you.</i>
- 2084
- 01:50:11,333 --> 01:50:13,299
- <i>If anyone else
- back in Australia is watching</i>
- 2085
- 01:50:13,301 --> 01:50:14,967
- <i>you right now, what do
- you wanna say to them?</i>
- 2086
- 01:50:14,969 --> 01:50:17,803
- - <i>We're having such a good time!</i>
- - <i>Such a good time!</i>
- 2087
- 01:50:17,805 --> 01:50:20,074
- <i>Hi! We're on TV!</i>
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