Motherfucking Zomakes

[16:38] <Anemos> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848
[16:38] <Anemos> mother
[16:38] <Anemos> of
[16:38] <Anemos> god
[16:39] <Anemos> Never in my life have I seen a tenser live feed
[16:39] <Useful_Dave> Nah, mean a small principality atop main nation. Just waiting for pastebin to load
[16:39] <madjack> kk
[16:41] <Belfras> It'll give me an opportunity to scatter-cushion my colonies again.
[16:41] <Belfras> Anemos
[16:41] <Belfras> ALL THE ACTION
[16:41] <Anemos> MOTHER OF GOD
[16:41] <Belfras> CHICKS
[16:42] <Belfras> SCENIC VIEWS
[16:42] <Anemos> Watching Wren Cam right now
[16:42] <Anemos> this shit is getting out of hand
[16:42] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
[16:42] <Anemos> HE WENT BACK IN
[16:43] <Belfras> WAIT
[16:43] <Belfras> WHAT IS HE DOING
[16:43] <Belfras> DONT DO IT
[16:43] <Anemos> Shit, shit
[16:43] <Belfras> YOUR TO YOUNG
[16:43] <Anemos> HIS MOUTH
[16:43] <FSSO> anemos wtf is going on
[16:43] <Anemos> TWO
[16:43] <Anemos> TWO OF THEM
[16:43] <FSSO> HOLY FUCKING CUNT
[16:43] <FSSO> A FUCKING BIRD
[16:43] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
[16:43] <FSSO> I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS
[16:43] <Anemos> FUCK
[16:43] <Belfras> WHAT ARE THEY DOING
[16:43] <FSSO> YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE BIRDS
[16:43] <Belfras> WHERE IS THEIR MUm
[16:43] <Anemos> FUCK ME BELFRAS
[16:43] <FSSO> we have a bird cam like this at school
[16:43] <Anemos> I HAVE NO IDEA
[16:43] <FSSO> its totally boring
[16:43] <Anemos> MOUTHS
[16:43] <Belfras> THIS IS THE TENSEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
[16:43] <Anemos> SHIT THEY'RE BOTH OPEN
[16:44] <Belfras> OH GOD
[16:44] <Belfras> BUFFERING
[16:44] <Anemos> I need to take a break
[16:44] <Anemos> This is too much
[16:44] <Heliocalypse> dont forget the lubricant, belfras
[16:44] <Anemos> will switch over to Blue Tit Nestbox
[16:44] <Belfras> HOLY SHIT
[16:44] <Anemos> AAAAAH
[16:44] <Belfras> THEY JUST SAW SOMETHING
[16:44]  * Belfras shits himself
[16:44] <Anemos> MOTHERFUCKING CHICKS
[16:44] <Belfras> Marsh cam?
[16:44]  * Belfras switches over
[16:44] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
[16:44] <Anemos> THEY'RE FUCKING DINOSAUR TITS
[16:45] <Belfras> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[16:45] <Belfras> Que?
[16:45]  * Belfras switches to the blue tits
[16:45] <Belfras> OH SHIT
[16:45] <Anemos> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
[16:45] <Belfras> AUDIO?
[16:45] <Belfras> OH GOD
[16:45] <Anemos> AUDIO
[16:45] <Belfras> I CAN HEAR THEM PLOTTING
[16:45] <Anemos> Marsh cam
[16:45] <Anemos> hol-ee shit
[16:45] <Belfras> Marsh cam
[16:45] <madjack> [16:43] <Belfras> WHERE IS THEIR MUm >> off whoring herself to make rent because crows have been moving in illegally and the government is too busy paying them benefits to help out a good honest working mother like her. It's especially bad that she'll be killed by a predatory hawk, who's probably black and an illegal too. It's why nest prices are so high. :/
[16:45] <Anemos> this action is obscene like fuck
[16:45] <madjack>  /dailymail
[16:46] <Belfras> Holy fuck.
[16:46] <Belfras> Keep yer voices down
[16:46] <Anemos> madjack, switch to marsh cam
[16:46] <Belfras> Thar a sniper over there
[16:46] <Anemos> shit is tense over here
[16:46] <Anemos> I think I heard grass
[16:46] <Belfras> THE FUCKING TWIG MOVED
[16:46] <Anemos> I HEAR GRASS
[16:46] <Anemos> I SWEAR I HEAR IT
[16:46] <Belfras> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[16:46] <FSSO> madjack im not racist but the nigs need to go home
[16:46] <FSSO>  /dailymail-whattheyreallythink
[16:46] <Anemos> THIS IS LIKE SCARY MOVIE
[16:46] <Belfras> This action is to much.
[16:46] <Anemos> BUT FUCKING TERRIFYING
[16:46] <Belfras> Must fly my KSP plane.
[16:47]  * Anemos can't hack this shit
[16:47] <Anemos> I don't know if I hear birds or insects
[16:47]  * Belfras crashes
[16:47] <Anemos> nightmares tonight
[16:47] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
[16:47] <Belfras> Wren cam?
[16:48] <madjack> YOU SEE IT
[16:48] <Belfras> Nuthatch.
[16:48] <Anemos> Mouldy mother of dick
[16:48] <madjack> YOU SEE THE GRASS JUST MOVED?
[16:48] <Anemos> MOUDLY MOTHER OF DICK
[16:48] <Belfras> WHAT THE FUCK
[16:48] <Anemos> FUCKING WREN CHICKS
[16:48] <Anemos> IT
[16:48] <Anemos> TURNED
[16:48] <Anemos> ITS
[16:48] <Anemos> HEAD
[16:48] <Belfras> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[16:48] <FSSO> oh fuck
[16:48] <FSSO> guys
[16:48] <Anemos> FUCK FUCK FUCK
[16:48] <Anemos> FSSO, what
[16:48] <Anemos> WHAT
[16:48] <FSSO> i just flipped my desktop toolbar by accident
[16:48] <Belfras> Oh fuck
[16:48] <Belfras> Nuthatch cam
[16:48] <FSSO> how do i reverse it
[16:48] <madjack> RED HOT WREN ACTION
[16:48] <Anemos> WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTAN
[16:48] <Belfras> NUTHATCH CAM
[16:48] <Belfras> THEY ALL STOOD UP
[16:48] <Anemos> DRAG IT, FSSO
[16:48] <Anemos> DRAG IT TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN
[16:49] <Anemos> THEN FOLLOW THIS LINK
[16:49] <Anemos> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848
[16:49] <FSSO> ii cant drag it
[16:49] <Anemos> FUUUCK
[16:49] <FSSO> YES
[16:49] <Belfras> WHAT IS THE ONE ON THE TOP RIGHT DOING
[16:49] <madjack> [16:48] <FSSO> how do i reverse it >> you can't
[16:49] <FSSO> DONE IT
[16:49] <FSSO> YES
[16:49] <madjack> it's stuck
[16:49] <FSSO> FUCKING
[16:49] <FSSO> YES
[16:49] <madjack> forever
[16:49] <Belfras> OH MY GOOOOOOO-
[16:49] <FSSO> HES DONE IT
[16:49] <FSSO> NOW STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
[16:49] <FSSO> GOD SAVE FSSOS DESKTOP
[16:49] <Belfras> KAZAKHSTAN
[16:49] <FSSO> NAH NAH NAH NAH
[16:49] <Anemos> Nuthatch cam
[16:49] <Belfras> GREATEST COUNTRY IN WORLD
[16:49] <Anemos> NUTHATCH CAM
[16:49] <FSSO> MAYBE SOME DICKS
[16:49] <Anemos> BIRD COUNTRY
[16:49] <Belfras> NUTHATCH CAM
[16:49] <FSSO> NAHANANANANANANAN
[16:49] <Anemos> THE ONE
[16:49] <Anemos> BOTTOM RIGHT
[16:49] <madjack> CHECK BLUE TIT CAM
[16:49] <Anemos> THE FUCK
[16:49] <FSSO> HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
[16:49] <madjack> THEY ARE FEEDING
[16:49] <Belfras> OH FUCK
[16:49] <FSSO> COCKS AND VICTORIOUS
[16:49] <FSSO> MAYBE
[16:49] <madjack> FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING
[16:49] <Anemos> FUCK
[16:49] <FSSO> SOME
[16:49] <FSSO> DICKS
[16:49] <FSSO> NANANANANANANAHNAH
[16:49] <Anemos> FUCK FUCK FUCK
[16:50] <Belfras> lol one top-right
[16:50] <FSSO> FUCK OFF GERMANY
[16:50] <FSSO> OK
[16:50] <Belfras> "Not a single fuck was given."
[16:50] <FSSO> NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
[16:50] <FSSO> NAH
[16:50] <FSSO> NAH
[16:50] <FSSO> NAHHHHH NAH NAHH NAHHHHHHHHHH
[16:50] <Anemos> EATING SHIT LIKE HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKERS
[16:50] <FSSO> ENGLAND!
[16:50] <Anemos> MOVING
[16:50] <FSSO> *clap*
[16:50] <FSSO> ENGLAND! *clap*
[16:50] <Anemos> Marsh cam is still fucking terrifying
[16:50]  * Anemos pauses
[16:50] <Anemos> I
[16:50] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
[16:50] <FSSO> I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION RIGHT NOW
[16:50] <Anemos> I don't think I can go back to All the Action anymore
[16:50] <madjack> nuthatches are ugly bastards
[16:51]  * Belfras goes to all the action
[16:51] <Anemos> I can already feel the piss trickling down my leg
[16:51] == Belfras has changed nick to Belfras|Dead
[16:51] <Belfras|Dead> MARSH CAM
[16:51] == Belfras|Dead has changed nick to Belfras
[16:51] <madjack> MOVING
[16:51] <Anemos> SWANS
[16:51] <Belfras> SWANS
[16:51] <Belfras> SWANS
[16:51] <Anemos> HOLY SHIT
[16:51] <Belfras> SWAAAANS
[16:51] <Anemos> HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
[16:51] <madjack> OMG
[16:51] <madjack> MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD
[16:51] <Anemos> BIRDFUCKING MOTHER OF JESUS
[16:51] <FSSO> http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/internet-troll-untitled16.jpg oh god i cacked myself reading this
[16:51] <Anemos> Swans sank the Bismarck
[16:51] <Anemos> T_T
[16:51] <Anemos> FUCK
[16:51] <Anemos> OBSERVE, GENTLEMEN
[16:52] <FSSO> oh my god
[16:52] <FSSO> GUYS
[16:52] <Anemos> ON MARSH CAM ONE
[16:52] <FSSO> GUYS GUYS
[16:52] <FSSO> SWANS ON MARSH CAM
[16:52] <FSSO> HOLY COCK
[16:52] <Anemos> ARE SOME LETHAL ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
[16:52] <FSSO> MADJACK FUCK ME YOU BASTARD
[16:52] <FSSO> OH MY GOD DUCKLINGS
[16:52] <FSSO> I FUCKING LOVE DUCKLINGS
[16:52] <Anemos> When they turn
[16:52] <FSSO> ANEMOS DUCKLINGS <3 <3 <3
[16:52] <Anemos> WHEN THEY TURN
[16:52] <Anemos> FUCKLINGS
[16:52] <FSSO> OH FUCKING SHIT
[16:52] <FSSO> WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN
[16:52] <FSSO> D:
[16:53]  * FSSO BRUTALLY RAPES OS
[16:53]  * madjack fucks FSSO
[16:53]  * Anemos fucks a swan
[16:53] <madjack> :/
[16:53] <madjack> the queen wants a word
[16:53] <madjack> you frenchman
[16:53] <Anemos> SHE CAN MEET ME
[16:53] <Anemos> In Nuthatch Cam
[16:53]  * FSSO FUCKS YOU ALL
[16:53] <FSSO> OH MY GOD NUTHATCH WHERE
[16:54] <Belfras> OH GOD
[16:54] <FSSO> JESUS ITS OPENING TOO
[16:54] <madjack> they are ugly bastards
[16:54] <Belfras> All the action
[16:54] <FSSO> LIKE DREW BARRYMORE OUT OF HER MOTHERS CUNT
[16:54]  * Belfras pervs
[16:54] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
[16:54] <Belfras> BLUE TIT CAM
[16:54] <Belfras> BLUE TITS
[16:54] <Belfras> MY TITS
[16:54] <FSSO> I LOVE TITS
[16:54] <Belfras> Oh, they left.
[16:54] <FSSO> ARE THEY JIGGLING BELFRAS
[16:54] <FSSO> ARE THEY JIGGLING ABOUT
[16:54] <Belfras> THEY ARE FLAPPING
[16:54] <Belfras> MY TITS ARE BACK
[16:54] <Anemos> FLAPPING BLUE TITS
[16:55] <Belfras> MY GLORIOUS AMPLE TITS
[16:55] <Anemos> THOSE TITS LOOK HEALTHY
[16:55] <Anemos> NICE, PLUMP AND HEALTHY
[16:55] <FSSO> OH YES
[16:55] <Heliocalypse> wtf XD
[16:55] <FSSO> THEY'RE COVERED IN FLUID
[16:56] <Anemos> LOOK AT THOSE TITS
[16:56] <Anemos> STIFF AND UPRIGHT
[16:56] <Belfras> They're a bit flappy tbh
[16:56] <Anemos> Now they are
[16:56] <Belfras> WORMS
[16:57] <Anemos> MUMMY
[16:57] <Anemos> IS
[16:57] <Belfras> lol at that chick
[16:57] <Anemos> BACK
[16:57] <Belfras> head upright
[16:57] <Anemos> MOTHERFUCKEEEERS
[16:57] <Belfras> "FEED ME!
[16:57] <Belfras> "Oh, im tired now."
[16:57] <Anemos> >.<
[16:57] <Anemos> bird ass up in this camera
[16:57] <Anemos> That looked delicious
[16:57] <Anemos> :<
[16:57] <Belfras> Tits and ass.
[16:58] <Anemos> <3
[16:58] <Belfras> GASP
[16:58] <Belfras> WREN
[16:58] <Belfras> False alarm
[16:58] <Belfras> he left.
[16:58] <Belfras> >:-|
[16:59] <Anemos> There are STILL SWANS on MARSH CAM
[16:59] <Anemos> Kill them before they kill somebody T_T
[16:59] <Belfras> My sister was so scared of Swans
[16:59] <Belfras> >.>
[16:59] <Belfras> I ushered two her way
[16:59] <Belfras> Canadian Geese.
[16:59] <Belfras> She was the pants shitting
[17:00] <madjack> Belfras is a terrible person
[17:00] <madjack> :/
[17:00] <madjack> but should still join Ellorea
[17:00] <Anemos> My sister is scared of starfish
[17:00] <Belfras> I fucking love Geese.
[17:00] <Anemos> :I
[17:00] <madjack> starfish
[17:00] <Belfras> Geese love me
[17:00]  * Belfras nods
[17:00] <madjack> srsly
[17:00] <Belfras> One pecked my sister, came to me and was all
[17:00] <madjack> starfish
[17:00] <Belfras> "<3"
[17:00] <Anemos> Yes.
[17:00] <Belfras> I mean
[17:00] <Belfras> it SAT
[17:00] <Belfras> NEXT TO ME
[17:00] <Anemos> Starfish
[17:00] <Anemos> long story short, ended up in me cutting my foot up pretty badly
[17:00] <Anemos> Feet, rather
[17:01] <Belfras> then made its silly noises when i stopped paying attention to it.
[17:01] <Anemos> in salty sea water
[17:01] <Anemos> :-/
[17:01] <madjack> ouch
[17:01] <madjack> geese is a nice meat
[17:01] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
[17:01] <madjack> very fatty
[17:01] <Belfras> WREN CAM
[17:01] <Belfras> WHATS GOING ON
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[17:01] <Anemos> WREN CAM
[17:01] <Polska> ...?
[17:01] <Anemos> No
[17:01] <Anemos> NO
[17:01] <Anemos> NONONONON
[17:01] <madjack> SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
[17:01] <Anemos> IT'S A SNAAAAAKE
[17:01] <Belfras> SNAAKE
[17:01] <Belfras> ITS A SNAKE
[17:01] <Heliocalypse> thank you for your offer, george but i settled with dienstad now, well for the moment
[17:01] <Anemos> SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
[17:01] <Belfras> OOOH, ITS A SNAAKE
[17:02] <madjack> shit just got serious
[17:02] <madjack> [17:02] <Heliocalypse> thank you for your offer, george but isettled with dienstad now, well for the moment >> :/
[17:02] <Anemos> FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
[17:02] <Anemos> UPSIDE DOWN
[17:02] <Useful_Dave> Christopher Wren's ghost?
[17:02] <Anemos> IN A CENTRIFUGE
[17:02] <Belfras> Dont say that in Georges presence
[17:02] <Anemos> THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT
[17:02] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
[17:02] <madjack> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848 @UD
[17:02] <Belfras> THAT SNAKE
[17:02] <madjack> wren cam
[17:02] <Anemos> Cruel Ass Motherfucker
[17:02] <Belfras> ITS NO LONGER WREN CAM
[17:02] <Belfras> ITS GRASS SNAKE CAM
[17:02] <Anemos> ^ SHIT
[17:02] <Belfras> THEY *RENAMED* IT
[17:03] <Anemos> SHIT SON
[17:03] <Anemos> IT MUST HAVE EATEN THE WRENS
[17:03] <Belfras> '1700:  We've switched to Grass Snake Cam'
[17:03] <Belfras> SHIT SON
[17:03] <Anemos> Fucking ASSHOLES
[17:03] <Belfras> THEY HAVE MORE OF THESE CAMERAS THEN I THOUGHT
[17:03] <Anemos> My heart nearly *stopped*
[17:03] <Belfras> WHAT THE FUCK
[17:04] <Belfras> BLUE TIT CAM
[17:04] <Belfras> THAT TIT JUST GOT STUCK
[17:04] <madjack> just about to post that
[17:04] <Anemos> FUCKING TIT
[17:04] <Belfras> Oh, this'll go bad
[17:04] <Anemos> HEAD STUCK LIKE A BITCH
[17:04] <Belfras> COME ON
[17:04] <Belfras> YOU CAN DO IT
[17:04] <Belfras> WAAAY
[17:04] <Anemos> YES
[17:04] <Belfras> GLORIOUS
[17:04] <Anemos> VICTORYYYYY
[17:04] <Anemos> ALSO
[17:04] <Polska> WHAT'S WITH THE CAPS?
[17:04] <Anemos> OUR LIVE FEED IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN THE BBC
[17:04] <Polska> :P
[17:05] <Anemos> POLSKA
[17:05] <Anemos> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848
[17:05] <Anemos> THIS SHIT HERE
[17:05] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
[17:05] <Belfras> IT JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN
[17:05] <Anemos> IS COOL LIKE VANILLA ICE
[17:05] <Anemos> AND CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[17:05] <Belfras> Fo sure.
[17:05] <Anemos> SO CAPS LOCK IS VANILLA ICE COOL BLUE TIT CAM LIVE
[17:05] <Polska> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
[17:05] <Anemos> D:<
[17:05] <Anemos> Polska
[17:05] <Anemos> Polska
[17:05] <Anemos> Obscene
[17:05] <Anemos> As
[17:05] <Anemos> Fuck
[17:05] <Polska> AND/OR WILL THIS GET YOU KICKED?
[17:05] <Belfras> Wait
[17:05] <Belfras> what
[17:05] <Anemos> BBC Springwatch
[17:05] <Anemos> *LIVE*
[17:05] <Belfras> Is that grass snake dead?
[17:05] <Belfras> That grass snake is dead.
[17:06] <Anemos> Fuck, WHAT
[17:06] <Belfras> Thats it bloody carcass.
[17:06] <Anemos> AAAAH
[17:06] <Anemos> THE WRENS ATE IT
[17:06] <Heliocalypse> seems like it
[17:06] <Belfras> THE FUCKING WRENS
[17:06] <Belfras> THE *WRENS*
[17:06] <Anemos> FROM
[17:06] <Anemos> THE
[17:06] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
[17:06] <Belfras> ITS ALIVE
[17:06] <Anemos> *INSIIIIIIIDE*
[17:06] <Belfras> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BLOODY CARCASS
[17:06] <Heliocalypse> uuu it's moving
[17:06] <Anemos> Oh
[17:06] <Anemos> Oh god
[17:06] <Anemos> UNDEAD
[17:06] <Anemos> FUCKING
[17:06] <Anemos> GRASS
[17:06] <Anemos> SNAKE
[17:07] <Belfras> ZOMAKE!
[17:07] <Anemos> ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKER
[17:07] <Polska> We're all gonna die!
[17:07] <Anemos> PUT IT DOOOOWN
[17:07] <Anemos> DAY
[17:07] <Polska> Lol Zomake
[17:07] <Anemos> Z
[17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE?
[17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE!
[17:07] <Anemos> FUCK
[17:07] <Belfras> ZOMAKE!
[17:07] <Polska> Zombie snakes!
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[17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE
[17:07] <madjack> ZMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:07] <Polska> We're all screwed!
[17:07] <Anemos> WAIT SHIT
[17:07] <Anemos> WAIT
[17:07] <Anemos> WAIT WAIT WAIT
[17:07] <Belfras> OH SHIT
[17:07] <Belfras> ITS SEEN THE CAMERA
[17:07] <Anemos> FUCK
[17:07] <Polska> <.>
[17:07] <Anemos> MARSH CAM
[17:07] <Polska> Wait
[17:07] <Anemos> THE SWANS ARE STILL THERE
[17:07] <Belfras> MARSH CAM!
[17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE IS GOING TO FIGHT THE SWANS
[17:08] <Belfras> FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[17:08] <Polska> There's a creature called the Blue tit?
[17:08] <Polska> Not as bad as blue waffles :/
[17:08] <Belfras> Thats nothing. Theres one called the Great Tit.
[17:08] <Anemos> POLSKA
[17:08] <Polska> xDD
[17:08] <Anemos> Watch the Blue Tit cam
[17:08]  * Polska went there
[17:08] <Anemos> Flappy blue tits everywhere
[17:08] <Belfras> MY BLUE TITS
[17:08] <Polska> xD
[17:08] <Anemos> fuck me blind and backwards
[17:08] <Belfras> Wait, thats the chick box
[17:08] <Polska> That's kinky anemos.
[17:08] <Belfras> box thing.
[17:08] <Anemos> Chick box
[17:08] <Heliocalypse> gaping mouths :o
[17:08] <Polska> And slightly disturbing
[17:08] <Anemos> CHICK BOX
[17:08] <Belfras> The fuck are those snakes doing.
[17:09] <Polska> The mom just jumps down like "WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!"
[17:09] <Anemos> [17:02] <Anemos> FUCK ME SIDEWAYS [17:02] <Anemos> UPSIDE DOWN [17:02] <Anemos> IN A CENTRIFUGE
[17:09] <Polska> xD
[17:09] <Anemos> BIRD CHOIRE
[17:09] <Anemos> CHOIR
[17:09] <Anemos> SUDDENLY FOOD
[17:09] <Belfras> ..
[17:09] <Belfras> THE SWANS
[17:09] <Belfras> THE SNAKES ATE THE SWANS
[17:09] <Anemos> GUYS NOTE THE BBC FEED
[17:10] <madjack> Anemos
[17:10] <madjack> [17:09] <@madjack> .quote Anemos
[17:10] <madjack> [17:09] <@feepbot> Quote for [17:02] <Anemos> FUCK MESIDEWAYS [17:02]<Anemos> UPSIDE DOWN [17:02] <Anemos> INA CENTRIFUGE
[17:10] <Anemos> <The hour is up and our feeding tally is as follows: 3-4pm Wrens - 14 feeds Nuthatches - 17 feeds Blue tits - 33 feeds>
[17:10] <Polska> .quote anemos ?
[17:10] <Anemos> MADJACK THAT IS AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THE EMOTIONAL WHIRLWIND WITHIN ME AT THE MOMENT
[17:10] <Belfras> THE ZOMAKE IS ON THE MOVE
[17:10] <Polska> You can uote?
[17:10] <Polska> Awesome.
[17:10] <Anemos> ZOMAKE MOVING
[17:10] <Anemos> ZOMMAKE IS MOBILE
[17:10] <Anemos> BLUE TITS ARE HUNGRY MOTHERFUCKERS
[17:11] == Viridia [Mibbit@cpc17-stre5-2-0-cust31.1-1.cable.virginmedia.com] has joined #NSSanctuary
[17:11] <Polska> IT's MOVING
[17:11] <Anemos> ZOMAKE IS UNDEAD AND IN BADGER VIDEOS
[17:11] <Anemos> SWANS SANK THE BISMARCK
[17:11] <Anemos> EPIC
[17:11] <Anemos> BATTLE
[17:11] <Polska> AND IT'S STARING!
[17:11] <Belfras> SWANS ARE GONE MAN
[17:11] <Anemos> LET IT ENSUE
[17:11] <Belfras> FUUCKING GONE
[17:11] <Anemos> SPRINGWATCH RAGNAROOOOOOOOOOOK
[17:11] <Anemos> WAIT SHIT
[17:11] <Anemos> WHAT
[17:11] <Belfras> Oh, their they are
[17:11] == Tehraan [Mibbit@dhcp-077-251-189-195.chello.nl] has joined #NSSanctuary
[17:11] <Belfras> CRISIS OVER
[17:11] <Anemos> NO
[17:11] <Anemos> NO
[17:11] <Anemos> THE CAMERA
[17:11] <madjack> 17:10] <Polska> You can uote? >> only in #ellorea
[17:11] <Anemos> GO BACK TO MARSH CAM
[17:11] <Belfras> MARSH CAM
[17:11] <Anemos> FUCKING CAMO SWANS
[17:11] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
[17:11] <Anemos> SNEAKY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
[17:12] <Belfras> THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND THE SNAKE
[17:12] <Polska> Ah
[17:12] <Anemos> READY FOR FUCKING ANYTHING
[17:12] <Polska> It'll be funny if an alligator jumps out of the marsh....
[17:12] <Anemos> FUCKING MARSHES
[17:12] <Anemos> POLSKA
[17:12] <Anemos> IF AN ALLIGATOR JUMPS OUT
[17:12] <Polska> Swans are like "DAFUQ?"
[17:12] <Belfras> Alligator?
[17:12] <Anemos> LUNCHTIME FOR THE SWAN FUCKLINGS
[17:12] <Polska> lol
[17:12] <Belfras> They'd be like
[17:12] <Anemos> Seriously
[17:12] <Belfras> "Good joe, man. We're in *ENGLAND*"
[17:12] <Tehraan> Why did I see this comming
[17:12] <Belfras> "I say, you look tasty."
[17:12] <Anemos> this is like Apocalypse Now
[17:12] <Anemos> WITH FUCKING SPRINWATCH
[17:13] <Tehraan> Belfras, Useful_Dave o/
[17:13] <Anemos> Oh no
[17:13] <Anemos> nonono
[17:13] <Belfras> GRASS SNAKE CAM
[17:13] <Anemos> Tehraan
[17:13] <Belfras> Tehraan
[17:13] <Belfras> o/
[17:13] <Anemos> You didn't see this shit coming
[17:13] <Anemos> Maybe the Wren Cam
[17:13] <Anemos> but not the Zomakew
[17:13] <Belfras> ZOMAKE
[17:13] <Tehraan> Ragequit?
[17:13] <Anemos> ZOMAKE IS MOBILE
[17:13] <Belfras> Pretty much Teh
[17:13] <Belfras> Sadly.
[17:13] <Heliocalypse> o/ tehraan
[17:13] <Belfras> ZOMAKE IS ON THE MOVE
[17:13] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
[17:14] <Belfras> OH THE HUMANITY
[17:14] <madjack> Tehraan should join Ellorea
[17:14] <Anemos> IT'S MOVING
[17:14] <Anemos> oVER
[17:14] <Anemos> ITSELF
[17:14] <Anemos> MOTHERFUCK
[17:14] <Anemos> ZOMAKE 180 TURN
[17:14] <Anemos> PRO ZOMAKE SKILLS
[17:14]  * Belfras holds a #10 scorecard
[17:14] <Anemos> THAT ZOMAKE PRESTIGED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
[17:14] <Polska> More of a u-turn really...
[17:14] <Belfras> Is that a bit of rubbish?
[17:14] <Tehraan> I had a feeling this would happen
[17:14] <Useful_Dave> I still dunt understand it thanks to IRC closing the damn window on kick.
[17:14] <Useful_Dave> Just get back and 'lolPardesclosed'
[17:14] <Anemos> Belfras
[17:14] <Belfras> Easiest way I can explain
[17:14] <Belfras> Edom comes on
[17:14] <Anemos> that's a used condom
[17:15] <Belfras> Al-
[17:15]  * Belfras looks at it
[17:15] <Belfras> oh, yeah.
[17:15] <Polska> >.>
[17:15] <Polska> Where?
[17:15] <Polska> What?
[17:15] <Polska> WHO?
[17:15] <Anemos> clear evidence of Blue Tit activity
[17:15] <Belfras> ZOMAKE USED A CONDOM
[17:15] <Polska> xD