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- [7:40:38 PM] Person #1: Guys
- [7:40:40 PM] Person #1: Remember the thread
- [7:40:46 PM] Person #2: ATM, I have -50 mod points
- [7:40:47 PM] Person #3: It was was a fucking joke
- [7:40:50 PM] Person #2: And 2500 <Person #4> points
- [7:40:53 PM] Person #5: 5 of those were from me
- [7:40:56 PM] Person #5: Just...putting that out there
- [7:41:04 PM] Person #6: how do i mod point
- [7:41:07 PM] Person #6: s
- [7:41:11 PM] Person #2: ./modpoints
- [7:41:11 PM] Person #4: Daeshik points are better
- [7:41:13 PM] Person #5: You don't count phair
- [7:41:15 PM] Person #5: Because you sux
- [7:41:15 PM] Person #4: cause you can buy sex
- [7:41:18 PM] Person #6: o
- [7:41:22 PM] Person #2: For 2 Daeshik points
- [7:41:23 PM] Person #2: 10 minutes
- [7:41:26 PM] Person #3: Modpoints = sexual favors from Apple
- [7:41:29 PM] Person #2: I get it for free
- [7:41:33 PM] Person #4: Minimal
- [7:41:35 PM] Person #6: MUST ACCUMULATE MOD POINTS
- [7:41:36 PM] Person #2: Apple's fucking expensive, though
- [7:41:37 PM] Person #4: is that how Torn got it?
- [7:41:44 PM] Person #2: It's like 10,000 mod points for 5 minutes
- [7:41:46 PM] Person #2: Sheesh
- [7:41:50 PM] Person #6: wow
- [7:41:55 PM] Person #6: I don't even have one yet
- [7:41:56 PM] Person #6: damn
- [7:41:56 PM] Person #3: It's worth it
- [7:41:58 PM] Person #3: Trust me
- [7:41:58 PM] Person #2: It was totally worth it, though
- [7:42:11 PM] Person #2: Apple's amazing
- [7:42:16 PM] Person #2: 5 minutes seems like an hour
- [7:42:18 PM] Person #6: is there a bank i can rob for these mod points?
- [7:42:21 PM] Person #2: No
- [7:42:25 PM] Person #6: well shit
- [7:42:25 PM] Person #2: They're not stored in a bank
- [7:42:26 PM] Person #6: count me out
- [7:42:29 PM] Person #2: Apple keeps them in his night dresser
- [7:42:33 PM] Person #5: Rob Apple's house
- [7:42:40 PM] Person #2: He keeps it locked
- [7:42:42 PM] Person #5: That'll get you about 7 billion mod points
- [7:42:44 PM] Person #2: Only he has the key
- [7:42:52 PM] Person #4: Well
- [7:42:57 PM] Person #4: We could bribe him with sex
- [7:42:57 PM] Person #3: the key is his penis
- [7:42:58 PM] Person #4: to open it
- [7:43:09 PM] Person #2: I was just going to say that Mini
- [7:43:11 PM] Person #2: FFS
- [7:43:13 PM] Person #3: Hahaha
- [7:43:17 PM] Person #4: Why is this convo in business chat?
- [7:43:20 PM] Person #4: o_o
- [7:43:23 PM] Person #2: Lol
- [7:43:27 PM] Person #5: Because, we're using the word 'Mod'
- [7:43:32 PM] Person #5: Therefore, it's offical
- [7:43:33 PM] Person #3: ^
- [7:43:43 PM] Person #7: guys, were talking about sex with Apple, it's very serious buisness
- [7:43:50 PM] Person #2: You wouldn't be able to get the mod points if you opened the dresser, anyway
- [7:43:58 PM] Person #4: Apple has to give them to you
- [7:44:01 PM] Person #4: personally
- [7:44:05 PM] Person #2: Exactly
- [7:44:08 PM] Person #5: Lol, mod points flow into your soul in a slow but steady stream
- [7:44:14 PM | Edited 7:44:35 PM] Person #2: (SPOILER: THE MOD POINTS ARE APPLE'S SEMEN)
- [7:44:20 PM] Person #3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- [7:44:28 PM] Person #6: LOL
- [7:44:35 PM] Person #4: LOLOL
- [7:44:36 PM] Person #4: xD
- [7:44:40 PM] Person #7: mod points travel into your anus and work their way up into your soul
- [7:44:42 PM] Person #5: Fuck.
- [7:44:45 PM] Person #2: Lol Gecko
- [7:44:50 PM] Person #5: Well guys
- [7:44:54 PM] Person #2: We're all getting demodded
- [7:44:54 PM] Person #4: How many modpoints per liter?
- [7:44:59 PM] Person #2: 2
- [7:45:10 PM] Person #6: how do you get negative mod points, then?
- [7:45:10 PM] Person #2: That's why they're so expensive
- [7:45:14 PM] Person #7: so his penis is a hose?
- [7:45:15 PM] Person #3: You fuck Apple
- [7:45:17 PM] Person #7: kappa
- [7:45:18 PM] Person #3: Is how, Phair
- [7:45:26 PM] Person #4: Dayum, Torn must've sucked for quiet a while for 20 mod points
- [7:45:29 PM] Person #6: goin in to debt
- [7:45:36 PM] Person #7: oooooohh mawwwwnzuuuure
- [7:45:40 PM] Person #6: lol
- [7:45:40 PM] Person #2: I still have -50
- [7:45:43 PM] Person #2: I got too excited one time
- [7:46:09 PM] Person #7: to loose mod points, apple has to manually stick his hand up your anus and...well the rest is self explanatory
- [7:46:10 PM] Person #3: Just abide by the rules, you don't touch him unless he says you can
- [7:46:28 PM] Person #2: Unless you're Rixiot
- [7:47:11 PM] Person #1: You wouldn't believe how many mod points Anxuiz needed to get to become a dev.
- [7:47:16 PM] Person #4: lol
- [7:47:28 PM] Person #2: We all know, Torn
- [7:47:32 PM] Person #2: We all know
- [7:47:33 PM] Person #3: So how do y'all store your mod points?
- [7:47:38 PM] Person #4: In your anus
- [7:47:40 PM] Person #3: I keep them in a jar on my night stand
- [7:47:40 PM] Person #4: But
- [7:47:42 PM] Person #2: I keep them hidden in my belly button
- [7:47:43 PM] Person #2: Huehuehue
- [7:47:46 PM] Person #4: I keep em in my fridge
- [7:47:50 PM] Person #4: nice and fresh
- [7:48:08 PM] Person #7: i take them to the sperm bank
- [7:48:19 PM] Person #7: kappa
- [7:48:22 PM] Person #2: You can't do that
- [7:48:23 PM] Person #3: (<Person #6>, go find that bank and rob it)
- [7:48:24 PM] Person #2: It's too rich
- [7:48:30 PM] Person #2: Too thick
- [7:48:34 PM] Person #7: TOO WHITE
- [7:48:41 PM] Person #2: The sperm bank couldn't hold such a substance
- [7:48:55 PM] Person #4: <Person #2> lost all his mod points from drinking too much of it
- [7:49:01 PM] Person #4: That's why he has -50
- [7:49:06 PM | Removed 7:49:14 PM] Person #2: This message has been removed.
- [7:49:09 PM] Person #2: That's top secret
- [7:49:14 PM] Person #7: he shot the points out of his anus and drank them?
- [7:49:19 PM] Person #2: Well
- [7:49:20 PM] Person #4: Yep
- [7:49:21 PM] Person #2: Not exactly
- [7:49:22 PM] Person #4: I believe so
- [7:49:25 PM] Person #4: because
- [7:49:28 PM] Person #2: It's more complicated than that
- [7:49:28 PM | Edited 7:50:01 PM] Person #4: =TOP SECRET=
- [7:49:29 PM] Person #4: wait
- [7:49:31 PM] Person #2: DAE
- [7:49:31 PM] Person #2: NO
- [7:49:32 PM] Person #4: I said nothing
- [7:49:33 PM] Person #2: NOT YET
- [7:49:36 PM] Person #2: FFS
- [7:49:42 PM] Person #2: TOO SOON
- [7:49:54 PM] Person #4: =TOP SECRET=
- [7:50:04 PM] Person #4: there
- [7:50:08 PM] Person #4: no one saw that
- [7:50:09 PM] Person #2: Ok
- [7:50:09 PM] Person #2: Good
- [7:50:24 PM] Person #7: im copy pasting this conversation
- [7:50:28 PM] Person #2: Lol
- [7:50:31 PM] Person #8: good god
- [7:50:33 PM] Person #8: [7:49 PM] Person #7: he shot the points out of his anus and drank them?
- [7:50:33 PM] Person #4: umm
- [7:50:35 PM] Person #2: Put it on the forums
- [7:50:36 PM] Person #1: This type of talk could get you stoned in pakistan.
- [7:50:38 PM] Person #4: no
- [7:50:40 PM] Person #4: don't
- [7:50:40 PM] Person #4: xD
- [7:50:42 PM] Person #2: Oh wait, it's buisness
- [7:50:43 PM] Person #2: Damn
- [7:50:44 PM] Person #2: We can't
- [7:50:51 PM] Person #2: Shame
- [7:51:05 PM] Person #4: inb4 Khaz/H0B0 posts this in Official Announcements
- [7:51:09 PM] Person #2: LOL
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