"A recent study in the journal Investigative Ophthalmology & Visual Science found that heavy coffee consumption could be responsible for worsening eyesight among coffee drinkers, causing glaucoma in later years. It’s a good study, too, with a nice big sample size and analysis done over a long span of time. Here’s the only thing: I just don’t care. It’s not that I choose to believe the study is incorrect or anything. We all get to ignore a certain number of things in life for our own mental well-being, and I’m cashing in my card here. I will hear no ill spoken of my beverage of choice."