Game 1
Pre-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: im fping for mid
ƒancy ƒeet: im picking cait
ƒancy ƒeet: if i can
In-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
ƒancy ƒeet: something
ƒancy ƒeet: dont even @me
ƒancy ƒeet: leave lane
ƒancy ƒeet: please
ƒancy ƒeet: go help someone else
ƒancy ƒeet: if you dont want to go in
ƒancy ƒeet: please
ƒancy ƒeet: just go to another lane
ƒancy ƒeet: you rushed mobis
ƒancy ƒeet: and didnt roam
ƒancy ƒeet: like
ƒancy ƒeet: idk why you are bot
ƒancy ƒeet: you're soaking my exp
ƒancy ƒeet: go top
ƒancy ƒeet: mid
ƒancy ƒeet: something
ƒancy ƒeet: malpjhite
ƒancy ƒeet: im going to go
ƒancy ƒeet: afk
ƒancy ƒeet: if you dont pul thwe fuciong
ƒancy ƒeet: trigge
ƒancy ƒeet: THANK YOU
ƒancy ƒeet: autos cost mana on malp
ƒancy ƒeet: idiot swain
ƒancy ƒeet: ?
ƒancy ƒeet: no im not
ƒancy ƒeet: here
ƒancy ƒeet: *Blushes*
ƒancy ƒeet: owo malp kun
ƒancy ƒeet: pweese go in
ƒancy ƒeet: o>o
ƒancy ƒeet: there u go
ƒancy ƒeet: ah
ƒancy ƒeet: im bad
ƒancy ƒeet: can you carry me in soloq later
ƒancy ƒeet: thanks bro
ƒancy ƒeet: :)
ƒancy ƒeet: sick
ƒancy ƒeet: good play
ƒancy ƒeet: nice ult malphite
ƒancy ƒeet: not only did you waste it
ƒancy ƒeet: but you still died
ƒancy ƒeet: nice!
ƒancy ƒeet: im not sure what pinging my items is going to do
ƒancy ƒeet: maybe instead of playing like a massive coward
ƒancy ƒeet: go in
ƒancy ƒeet: you're playing ap malphite
ƒancy ƒeet: and not going in
ƒancy ƒeet: so what you're playing is worthless malphite
ƒancy ƒeet: wait you still
ƒancy ƒeet: didnt come
ƒancy ƒeet: what do you do when people dont carry you
ƒancy ƒeet: im curious
ƒancy ƒeet: thanks
ƒancy ƒeet: i didnt even pay for it
ƒancy ƒeet: wtf no
ƒancy ƒeet: racist zac
ƒancy ƒeet: reported
ƒancy ƒeet: >:(
ƒancy ƒeet: racist
ƒancy ƒeet: thats something a racist would say
ƒancy ƒeet: please hit yes
ƒancy ƒeet: malphite doesnt deserve this win
ƒancy ƒeet: yea me bringing up valid points
ƒancy ƒeet: is being a jerk
ƒancy ƒeet: facts hurt :(
ƒancy ƒeet: ah yea
ƒancy ƒeet: i try
ƒancy ƒeet: and then i get told to fuck off
ƒancy ƒeet: and muted
ƒancy ƒeet: same effect
ƒancy ƒeet: and you know that
ƒancy ƒeet: stop trying to white knight me
ƒancy ƒeet: LOL
Post-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: good game guys
ƒancy ƒeet: very well played
ƒancy ƒeet: all of u
Game 2
Pre-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: OwO
In-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: i got autofilled
ƒancy ƒeet: :)
ƒancy ƒeet: 
ƒancy ƒeet: 
ƒancy ƒeet: jg and top no ults
ƒancy ƒeet: nows the time to make some plays
ƒancy ƒeet: somewhere
ƒancy ƒeet: crab
ƒancy ƒeet: maybe
ƒancy ƒeet: wtf is that cancer champ
ƒancy ƒeet: ur champ is bs
ƒancy ƒeet: please stop all chatting
ƒancy ƒeet: good thing we dodged u
ƒancy ƒeet: tbh
ƒancy ƒeet: PLEASE
ƒancy ƒeet: W
ƒancy ƒeet: ME
ƒancy ƒeet: LEE
ƒancy ƒeet: FFS
ƒancy ƒeet: oh
ƒancy ƒeet: yea someone else with 300 hp probably needed it
ƒancy ƒeet: u rite
ƒancy ƒeet: go next
ƒancy ƒeet: nvbm
ƒancy ƒeet: it should be this fucking hard
ƒancy ƒeet: please people
ƒancy ƒeet: armor
ƒancy ƒeet: they have 4 ad
ƒancy ƒeet: noc top
ƒancy ƒeet: please
ƒancy ƒeet: do
ƒancy ƒeet: something
ƒancy ƒeet: mid
ƒancy ƒeet: or
ƒancy ƒeet: anmytiuhngu
ƒancy ƒeet: agio9uerwhbniwogruhbgnwerrew
ƒancy ƒeet: 
ƒancy ƒeet: team wont go next
ƒancy ƒeet: just end please
ƒancy ƒeet: cait you have
ƒancy ƒeet: r
ƒancy ƒeet: "?
ƒancy ƒeet: OH OK
ƒancy ƒeet: ohhhhh
ƒancy ƒeet: please hit yes
ƒancy ƒeet: or can you even find the button
ƒancy ƒeet: wouldnt suprise me
ƒancy ƒeet: yea
ƒancy ƒeet: im sure
ƒancy ƒeet: im really exicted for late game super scale lee
ƒancy ƒeet: :)
ƒancy ƒeet: waiting
ƒancy ƒeet: for that peel
ƒancy ƒeet: yea
ƒancy ƒeet: peel for me
ƒancy ƒeet: noc ult top
ƒancy ƒeet: riven ult top
ƒancy ƒeet: hey so the fed jungler isnt bot
ƒancy ƒeet: maybe go in
ƒancy ƒeet: its actually hilarious how bad you guys are at this game
ƒancy ƒeet: yea lets just play super passive
ƒancy ƒeet: here ill start by staying in base
ƒancy ƒeet: so we dont die
ƒancy ƒeet: ok
ƒancy ƒeet: nice
ƒancy ƒeet: ok
ƒancy ƒeet: yup
ƒancy ƒeet: turtle
ƒancy ƒeet: turtle by letting them bend us over
ƒancy ƒeet: and end the fucking game
ƒancy ƒeet: good
ƒancy ƒeet: idea
ƒancy ƒeet: oh we can?
ƒancy ƒeet: oh ok!
ƒancy ƒeet: yea stop getting fed people to kill my only
ƒancy ƒeet: nice
ƒancy ƒeet: and not just kill them all
ƒancy ƒeet: good idea!
ƒancy ƒeet: me*
ƒancy ƒeet: dont
ƒancy ƒeet: you guys might die
ƒancy ƒeet: just stay in spawn
ƒancy ƒeet: "im bad so when people tell me im bad theyu toxic :("
Post-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: awww
ƒancy ƒeet: :(
ƒancy ƒeet: the dou didnt win
ƒancy ƒeet: unlucky
ƒancy ƒeet: hate to see that happen
ƒancy ƒeet: ill stop talking the day my 2nd amendment
ƒancy ƒeet: gets taken away
ƒancy ƒeet: u fuck
Game 3
In-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: why
ƒancy ƒeet: HELP
ƒancy ƒeet: LOL
ƒancy ƒeet: holy thats unlucky
ƒancy ƒeet: everyone pls build
ƒancy ƒeet: :)
ƒancy ƒeet: hey guys if you scroll up in chat you can see me back ping
ƒancy ƒeet: 6 times
ƒancy ƒeet: so like im not sure if you guys just want to go next
ƒancy ƒeet: or what
ƒancy ƒeet: i think you give them enough credit to do something like that
ƒancy ƒeet: to much*
ƒancy ƒeet: sorry myb
ƒancy ƒeet: idc
ƒancy ƒeet: how much an hour you make teaching english
ƒancy ƒeet: |?
ƒancy ƒeet: death recap is ass
ƒancy ƒeet: and riot doesnt care
ƒancy ƒeet: irelia why the fuck
ƒancy ƒeet: did you get the minion mid
ƒancy ƒeet: instead of rotating
ƒancy ƒeet: what is wrong with ur brainb
ƒancy ƒeet: ?
Post-Game
ƒancy ƒeet: nice riot didnt give me 1 shitty hardstuck d5 player
ƒancy ƒeet: but 2
ƒancy ƒeet: nice
ƒancy ƒeet: xD