Taxi (1998)

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- How fast, Paulo?
- 4'32.

2
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Fucking hell!
A new record the day you quit.

3
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Something to remember me by.

4
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Frame that,
you won't need it again.

5
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A speech, Joe!

6
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Where's Daniel?

7
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You all know Daniel handed in
his resignation last night.

8
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He's giving up 2-wheelers
for 4-wheelers.

9
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He's not like a normal guy
who starts on all fours

10
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and ends up on his own two feet.

11
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He was the best among us.

12
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And, above all, a perfect colleague!

13
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We'll miss you!

14
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Did you kiss me, Lily?

15
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Or did your lips slip?

16
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I'd just like to know where I stand.

17
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Is that better?

18
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If you slipped again,
you're really clumsy.

19
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To celebrate Daniel's departure,
let's have a parade!

20
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Watch this, Lily,
you won't see it again.

21
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- How many are there?
- A lot.

22
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The greatest...

23
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Move it, man!

24
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Wow!

25
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Bingo!

26
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Having a party?

27
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- Pizza guys?
- Pizza Fuzz.

28
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We're out of boxes
but we'd like to see your license.

29
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I must have left it inside
but I can get it.

30
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Make it snappy-

31
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Corning right up...

32
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Move it!

33
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They've had 5 minutes...

34
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Watch out for the oil...

35
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Oil?

36
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Yeah, it's my pad...
but it's a garage too.

37
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It's not much, you know.

38
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It's different...

39
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I've known you two years.

40
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Why didn't you ever bring me here?

41
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I need time to reach a decision.

42
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What made your mind up?

43
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The neckline.

44
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Pretty, isn't it?

45
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It's brand new.

46
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We'll try not to spoil it.

47
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Could this ruin our friendship?

48
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We've laid the foundations,
now let's build.

49
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- We could wait...
- No way.

50
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You'd think I don't Want this.

51
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I don't want to be rude.

52
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- Oh no!
- What?

53
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- Six o'clock.
- So? It's Saturday.

54
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- It's for a job.
- What?

55
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You didn't find a new job overnight!

56
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No, it's about my next job.

57
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I've waited months for this.

58
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I thought you'd waited months
for me...

59
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Make that months, plus one hour.

60
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An hour at the most.

61
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Hey, greenhorn,
you need a ticket.

62
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Remember the photos next time.

63
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77!

64
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247... I'm in for a long wait.

65
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- Been in the trade long?
- 25 years yesterday.

66
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I just retired.
This is the first time

67
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in 25 years
that I can read the paper.

68
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Oh, right...

69
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Wakey-wakey, 247!

70
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Here I am!

71
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Your ticket, two photos.

72
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Sign here... and here.

73
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Driver's professional card,
transport certificate,

74
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meter acquisition papers,
log-book,

75
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plate and the roof unit.

76
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That's it?

77
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- After 6 years?
- Want a marching band?

78
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No, but a smile would help.

79
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248!

80
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Midday.
I've gone for croissants

81
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and married the baker in despair.

82
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Good-b ye. See you later.

83
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Congratulations, Mr Daniel!

84
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It's nothing...

85
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No, really...

86
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A tourist now?

87
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Your send-off was a blast!

88
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Ace.
Somethings worrying me...

89
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What's up?

90
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That thing sounds weird.
Does it work?

91
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It's tanked up with vitriol!

92
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I just pissed off
two cops downtown.

93
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Left them standing!

94
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Listen to this.
Two motorcycle cops on the boulevard.

95
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Before they could get into first,
I'd hit the beach!

96
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They were green!

97
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They'll need a week to get over it.

98
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I went racing through the tunnel,
burning rubber.

99
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I heard one call for his morn!

100
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They won't forget old Paulo.

101
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You're right, Paulo.
They haven't.

102
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Hey, girls!
Still got your moustaches?

103
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How about the beach, girls?
Free ride today.

104
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My treat, let's go...

105
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:36,864
Are you a "taxi" taxi
or a nice taxi?

106
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This driver's the friendly type

107
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who opens doors,

108
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drives steadily,
speaks when he's spoken to

109
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and helps if you ask nicely.

110
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Perfect!

111
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Where to then?

112
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See that house?

113
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The pink one?
With the carriage entrance?

114
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- Yeah, I see it...
- The pink one...

115
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That's where.

116
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Do you have a favourite route?

117
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Put it in the kitchen,
I'll tidy up later.

118
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It'll feed you a week.

119
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,454
No, my son's coming to lunch
tomorrow.

120
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All this for one meal?

121
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No, I do his meals for the week
and he takes them home with him.

122
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He doesn't have a kitchen there.

123
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He can't even boil an egg.

124
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That's him on the photo,
next to the rake.

125
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He's only happy
stuck at his computer.

126
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,225
He works for IBM.

127
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To each his own...

128
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True. What about you?

129
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I drive.
But you had no time to notice.

130
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:57,653
My son's taking his driving test
for the eighth time today!

131
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Eight's my lucky number,
he'll be okay.

132
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,788
At the end of the street,
we'll turn...

133
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We'll turn left!

134
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Left, Mr. Kermadec!

135
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,299
Fucking turn!

136
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Are you stupid?

137
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,972
I don't fucking believe it!

138
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:27,641
I've never met a moron like you!

139
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,644
You can't tell right from left?

140
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You said it too late.

141
00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:35,649
I'll fax you next time!

142
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,234
Left is fucking left!

143
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,862
Turning a wheel is simple enough!

144
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:41,947
To each his own...

145
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:47,119
What does a cretin like you do?
Circus clown? Zoo-keeper?

146
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,537
Dole officer?

147
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:49,997
All three.

148
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,419
You should've said...

149
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,212
I'll fax you next time?

150
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,672
Excuse me...

151
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,592
What'll it be, Chief Inspector ?

152
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:04,762
Lovely...

153
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:09,308
You deserve it. You've been so kind.
I'll keep your card.

154
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:13,896
Do you mind if I eat in the car?
I ought to get to work.

155
00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:17,066
Not at all. Off you go!

156
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,699
Can you save my life?

157
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,701
In theory, no.

158
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,164
It depends.
What are the symptoms?

159
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,959
I have a flight in 25 minutes.
If I miss it, I'm dead.

160
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,503
If I catch it, you'll be rich.

161
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,799
Your luck's in.

162
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,551
I'm not a doctor

163
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,472
but I like emergencies.
Please fasten your belt.

164
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,967
Let's get going...

165
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:31,557
We're off.

166
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,092
A white cab! Speeding!

167
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:10,053
- It knocked down the radar.
- Okay, got the number?

168
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,388
Too fast!

169
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,600
Keep your eyes open on the job, pal.

170
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,776
Will we make it?

171
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,489
If I'm going to miss the plane,
we can take our time.

172
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,576
Don't worry, we'll speed up
once we hit the freeway.

173
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,684
Don't take any risks for me.

174
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,229
I'd hate you to lose your license.

175
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,731
That's okay, I don't have one.

176
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,568
Brilliant...

177
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14 and a half minutes.

178
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:28,048
Time to buy a paper and have coffee.
Have a safe trip.

179
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,402
I don't get it.

180
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:56,618
I win at this every time.
Eight records at Monaco...

181
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,830
But on the street, I come a cropper.

182
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,292
Well, can we drink it?

183
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:04,960
Not right away.

184
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,422
I don't believe it!

185
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,216
I know champagne ages well

186
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:14,595
but this stuff's getting mouldy.
What was it this time?

187
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,764
A butcher's for once,
not a news-stand.

188
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,349
Know what?

189
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,270
Get a mouse fitted in your car
instead of the wheel.

190
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,523
Handicapped people do that...

191
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,697
Come on...

192
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,327
I've got a new record for you.

193
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,705
A cab, by the port...
Guess how fast.

194
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:42,914
85?

195
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,960
At first, then he changed gears.
135 mph, pal!

196
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,295
You caught him?

197
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:51,214
Sure, we called the air force in.

198
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:55,010
Heard this one? It's a blast.

199
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,180
What's the difference
between a comb and a boiled egg?

200
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,687
You're busy...
I'll call back later.

201
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,690
Right! Much later.
After dark,

202
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,359
we won't mind!

203
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,778
And knock first next time!

204
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,116
Petra...

205
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,787
You're always welcome.

206
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,997
Thanks, Emilien.
How did the test go?

207
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,833
I hear you butchered it...

208
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,710
News travels fast.

209
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,295
I have news for you.

210
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:34,091
There's a meeting
and you're the only one missing.

211
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,384
No one said.

212
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:39,179
You just need to press
that button there.

213
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,390
The one marked "power".

214
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,893
In my office, at the double!
Are you deaf?

215
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,353
Not anymore.

216
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,607
After raiding banks
in Holland, Italy and Belgium,

217
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,693
the Mercedes Gang is in France.

218
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:57,489
We won't let the Germans
invade our country again.

219
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,785
My grandad died in the trenches,
this is a personal matter.

220
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:05,455
Stuff the Franco-German
special relationship.

221
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:06,998
Okay?

222
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,628
Not you, Petra. You're German
but you're a cop so it's okay.

223
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,257
These guys name the city
before attacking.

224
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,842
It's too much!

225
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,094
They'll do Marseilles
within three days!

226
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,846
Full alert!

227
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,431
On call around the clock!

228
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,850
We have army back-up

229
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,102
with one driver per team.

230
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:31,273
Once the Germans leave the bank,
we tail them.

231
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:35,026
We'll stick to them,
acting like deadly venom.

232
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,612
This is Operation...

233
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:40,782
Cobra.

234
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,661
Petra, pick the teams, please.

235
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:49,374
3 per car. An army guy,
one of us and a sniper.

236
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:53,503
Each team has a code name
and a posting on the plan.

237
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,047
Team make-up is just next to it.

238
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,592
Be in position in 50 minutes!

239
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,721
Excuse me...
About that dinner I mentioned...

240
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,475
This week would suit me because...

241
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,519
That computer program I developed...

242
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,607
If we wait, we may lose the idea,
you see?

243
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:16,860
Not really.
What is it that can't wait?

244
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:17,944
Me.

245
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,447
No, the program, the computer...

246
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,534
It's not easy here.
That's why I thought...

247
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,454
about dinner...

248
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,334
Once the Germans are in jail,
I promise

249
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,795
I'll see to you... to your program!

250
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,548
It's a deal!
By the way, whose team are you on?

251
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:39,883
Cobra's.

252
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,761
You're lucky,
I've put you on the best team.

253
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,127
We're out of coffee...

254
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,467
Seen the wheel? Fancy, huh?

255
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:25,554
It's my own.
I bought if from Alain Prost.

256
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:29,266
There's special rally gears inside.

257
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,644
You can drive through sand dunes
no problem.

258
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,814
Too bad we're not at the beach.

259
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,650
No ciggies, they make my eyes water.

260
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,402
No coffee, no ciggies...

261
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:41,236
No chicks!

262
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,158
Boa to Grass Snake.

263
00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:49,035
Boa to Grass Snake, over.

264
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,412
Grass Snake here.

265
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,080
How's your team?

266
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,207
Great. Real pals already.

267
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,419
- And you?
- We're getting peed on...

268
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,338
Hey, Rachid !

269
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,049
We're gonna do that black Peugeot.

270
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:06,511
Cut the crap, Marco,
not in broad daylight!

271
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,348
The hell we can!

272
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,601
The place is crawling with fuzz!

273
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,896
Come back to the hood
and lift a car we know.

274
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,649
It's okay, there's a summit,
the cops are at the airport.

275
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,401
No fuzz in 40 miles.

276
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,695
Fuck 'em, I say.

277
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:24,738
Are you nuts?

278
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,699
Fucking chill out!
They're at the airport.

279
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,703
I saw it on TV.
Clinton, his missus, the Commies...

280
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:33,288
Hey, fuzz!

281
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,207
Marco fucks you!
Front, back and sideways!

282
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,084
Let's book him!

283
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:41,671
No, let him take the crate,
we need the space.

284
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,717
I need to take a leak.

285
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:48,178
We can't leave the car.
Those are orders.

286
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,100
See? At the airport, like I said.

287
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:59,439
Smile, you're on candid camera.

288
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:02,859
If the Merc isn't here
in one minute,

289
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,320
I'm having a ciggie, coffee
and a leak.

290
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,447
You'll have to wait, pal.

291
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,915
Calling all snakes.
No venom till the mouse is out.

292
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,834
I repeat,
no venom until it's out.

293
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:20,710
Sir...

294
00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:23,171
Not now, I'm into this...

295
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,340
But it's the Minister.

296
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,885
Aren't you at the airport, sir?

297
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:32,806
We just finished.
About that Mercedes gang of yours...

298
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:38,144
You've called at the right time.
We're about to arrest them.

299
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,522
Good but I was just speaking

300
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:43,108
- ...to my German counterpart
- Don't worry.

301
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:47,529
I'll be shipping
the Krauts home tomorrow

302
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,697
by special convoy !

303
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:53,326
Don't let this turn into
a Franco-German brawl.

304
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,786
The war's over.

305
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:58,540
I couldn't agree more, sir,
really I couldn't.

306
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:01,626
They'll be treated
like any other crooks.

307
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,504
In that case,
don't call them Krauts.

308
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:06,297
I said that?

309
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,884
Did I say "Krauts"?

310
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,679
A slip of the tongue, sir...

311
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,014
Can I count on you?

312
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:17,517
Yes. We handled the Gooks,
remember.

313
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,604
The Asians, I mean.
That all went smoothly.

314
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:25,108
Hardly any dead,
not on our side in any case.

315
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:31,740
He hung UP!

316
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,172
Easy as pie.

317
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,804
- Fuck, too many wires!
- Move it, Marco!

318
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:57,265
Need the key to that crate, asshole?

319
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,608
We're Grass Snake, right?
Grass makes you cool...

320
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:10,111
So we play it cool, no venom, huh?

321
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,079
Calling all snakes.
Get the maggots alive.

322
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,872
For an hour at least.

323
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:29,005
I'd better leave this to you guys.

324
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,927
I've really got to go...

325
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,149
What's going on?

326
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,901
A shoot-out, sir.

327
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,239
Don't move, sir.

328
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,332
Fuck...

329
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,128
We're being ambushed!
Send reinforcements!

330
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:13,800
I've identified the car.

331
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:19,347
I've identified the accomplice's car.

332
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,349
Four expert men inside.

333
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:23,226
They're on their way.

334
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:35,989
Oh, fuck...

335
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,559
They're cops, sir.

336
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,772
They're giving up?

337
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,903
Grass Snake, over...

338
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,406
We had a slight problem
with the door.

339
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:22,118
We'll have you out of here shortly.

340
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,121
No sweat, mister...

341
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,623
Thank you.

342
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:29,500
They give up.

343
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:33,880
Funny...

344
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,299
He kind of looks...

345
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,927
a bit like the Minister.

346
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,225
You haven't eaten...

347
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,102
It's good but I'm just not hungry.

348
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,979
Mom, that's enough!

349
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,941
Don't worry about your test.

350
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:56,236
Eight times is nothing.
Your father never passed.

351
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,030
What? I remember him driving.

352
00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:03,576
He took the test 20 times
and in the end they gave him a license.

353
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:06,704
Thanks for the encouragement.

354
00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:07,622
You're welcome.

355
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:11,626
Could you mend this
for the janitor's son?

356
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,753
I'm not Super Mario!

357
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,546
No, you're Super Cop!

358
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:20,218
Upholding the law
and protecting honest citizens!

359
00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:24,764
You do wonderful work, sweetheart!

360
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,474
I'm proud of you.

361
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,352
So why say I work at IBM?

362
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:32,730
So all the neighbours bring
their parking tickets round?

363
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:38,361
So you work for IBM
and we get some peace.

364
00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:40,947
And I repair the kids' toys!

365
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:41,990
Never happy“-

366
00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:44,784
I'm just kidding...

367
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,744
Can you call me a cab?

368
00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:51,916
I've found a great one.
Kind, friendly, a real angel.

369
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,626
You'll like him.

370
00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:59,716
- Wrong floor?
- Who are you looking for?

371
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:00,800
Camille.

372
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,677
That's me...
This is the place.

373
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,846
You're her son who Works for Apple?

374
00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:06,431
IBM.

375
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:11,602
That's all Greek to me.
She showed me your photo...

376
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:14,856
This is my boy, Emilien.

377
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:18,443
I've labelled them.
Monday, veal stew. Tuesday...

378
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,403
I'll manage!

379
00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:23,448
Let's go,
I hate to leave my car alone.

380
00:30:25,116 --> 00:30:26,451
Kissy, mom.

381
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,954
- Where to?
- Boulevard Voltaire.

382
00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:32,790
I know Police HQ but not IBM.

383
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,667
I'm going to Police HQ.

384
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,837
I'm computerizing them.

385
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:42,216
I'll drop you a bit before,
I keep away from the fuzz.

386
00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:50,725
It makes a fancy noise...

387
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:51,976
expert?

388
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,187
Amateur.

389
00:30:55,313 --> 00:31:00,026
I got a V6 and pepped it up
to make it sing. A V6 loves to sing.

390
00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:04,238
You can't sing too loud.
The limit's 30 here.

391
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,656
Those signs?

392
00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,452
Aren't they for skateboards?

393
00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,746
No, for all vehicles.

394
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:12,997
Maybe...

395
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:17,543
I'm doing 60.
Good car, good driver, no sweat.

396
00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:20,963
I'm less of a danger than that jerk!

397
00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:21,964
Look!

398
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:26,928
See that?

399
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,639
Yeah, I saw...

400
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:31,557
And speed-traps?

401
00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:35,228
We know where they are.
The pigs don't like change.

402
00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:39,023
They always feed at the same trough.
There's one just here...

403
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:40,942
See them?

404
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,610
What a load of jerks!

405
00:31:42,777 --> 00:31:44,362
Photo!

406
00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:49,826
They're just obeying orders.

407
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,370
They signed up!
No one made them!

408
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:56,082
Maybe they were made to.
No sane guy would!

409
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:59,001
Look, I see a lot of them

410
00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:02,255
with the computers
and I had a false image of them.

411
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,507
They're worse than people say?

412
00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:10,513
No, better in fact.
Not all cops are morons.

413
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:15,143
I bet some are drunkards,
crooks or idiots.

414
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:17,770
Sincerely, between you and me,

415
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:22,316
know anyone in his right mind
who'd be a copper?

416
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:24,444
And cab driver?

417
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,778
What?

418
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:30,158
Who'd be a cab driver?
Those slobs who never want to work.

419
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:33,202
Who yell if you don't have change
or forget the tip.

420
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:37,081
Always drinking
fit to burst a breathalyser.

421
00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:38,875
Always moaning away...

422
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:41,961
And thick as thieves with the cops.

423
00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:44,255
The king grasses!

424
00:32:44,422 --> 00:32:47,800
If the guy's married to a janitor,
you're home free!

425
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,844
Is your wife a janitor?

426
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:51,804
That's something!

427
00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:58,936
Okay, some drivers are rude
but they're not all like that.

428
00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:02,273
So accept it's the same
on the force.

429
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,860
They're not all blind drunk,
beating up immigrants.

430
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:09,363
Some just do their job,
like you and me.

431
00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:11,824
Maybe...

432
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:13,910
This isn't my real job.

433
00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:18,331
You drive a cab for fun?
So what's your real job?

434
00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,999
I'll show you.

435
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,114
Got a bag? I don't feel good.

436
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,284
Don't worry,
nothing comes up till we stop!

437
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:07,755
Shit...

438
00:34:08,965 --> 00:34:11,717
Sorry, that never happened before.

439
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:16,514
My fares usually get out,
go somewhere and then...

440
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,184
I'm really sorry.

441
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,436
I'll tell you something.

442
00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,147
It's not my real job either.

443
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:38,077
Full name?

444
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,662
Morales, Daniel.

445
00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:42,832
Profession?
Speed maniac or just plain maniac?

446
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,042
Put what you like.

447
00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:48,629
How fast were you going?

448
00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:50,798
55 or so...

449
00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:56,262
It just looked more
'cause it's a powerful motor.

450
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:02,768
- Hi, Hot Wheels!
- Hi...

451
00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,895
Give me a break, okay?

452
00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:08,065
That taxi just did it again.

453
00:35:09,025 --> 00:35:09,984
120 mph.

454
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,111
He's slowing down.

455
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,989
See...

456
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:18,075
You weren't doing 55.
You were doing 120!

457
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:24,165
I know... It was the sun.
I couldn't see the speedometer.

458
00:35:24,332 --> 00:35:27,084
I didn't see
I was going that fast.

459
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,211
I'd have slowed down otherwise.

460
00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:34,050
55's too fast.
The limit's 30. For everyone!

461
00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:36,260
Cars, skateboards, taxis,

462
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:37,136
everyone!

463
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:40,181
Satisfied? He's caught me,
done a good job,

464
00:35:40,348 --> 00:35:41,557
he's happy...

465
00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:46,812
Look, I drive to live.
Take my license and I'm dead.

466
00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:50,983
So put me out of my misery
right now.

467
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,654
Let me make the most of this.

468
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:58,491
Usually, I screw up
so a lucky break's welcome...

469
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,576
My wrist hurts too much to knock.

470
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:03,037
Never mind... Knocking, I mean.

471
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,540
That dinner and the program
that couldn't wait...

472
00:36:06,707 --> 00:36:11,170
They'll wait till I heal. Unless
you want dinner with a scarecrow.

473
00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:12,797
I don't mind.

474
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:15,675
I mean... You're perfect, Petra.
It doesn't matter.

475
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:17,343
I mean...

476
00:36:18,052 --> 00:36:22,139
It does matter. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for you.

477
00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:24,934
For myself too.
But I don't mind.

478
00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:30,272
There!

479
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:33,859
See, it's always like that.

480
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:37,029
If only I could catch
those damn Germans.

481
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:39,740
Can you finish me off?
It'll help.

482
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,619
Yeah, I'll have to.

483
00:36:43,786 --> 00:36:46,163
Unless you have an idea?

484
00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:50,167
- I won't do it again.
- An idea, I said, not a joke.

485
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:53,379
I mean a real idea.
For the public good.

486
00:36:54,672 --> 00:36:56,006
Cleaning up dog shit?

487
00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:00,970
Something for the public good
for me, see?

488
00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:06,308
I mean, it's as if I was the public

489
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:09,228
and you did something for my good.

490
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:10,896
Is that clear?

491
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,565
You want dough?

492
00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:13,983
You're so dumb!

493
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:18,279
Say what you want then.
Get to the point once and for all!

494
00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:19,572
What do you want?

495
00:37:21,699 --> 00:37:23,409
Heard of the Mercedes Gang?

496
00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:25,703
The gangs I know are on scooters.

497
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:29,874
They raid banks. Yesterday was the 7th,
my chief's frantic.

498
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,668
- That's a bummer...
- For us, it is.

499
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,171
I'm gonna make you an offer.

500
00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:38,340
You know cars and I need a driver.

501
00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:41,719
That's good enough
to hire you as a trainee

502
00:37:41,886 --> 00:37:43,554
and wipe your slate clean.

503
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,848
You want me to be a cop?

504
00:37:46,182 --> 00:37:48,058
Cop or pedestrian, you choose.

505
00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:51,562
Death or shame?

506
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:53,314
You said it.

507
00:37:55,149 --> 00:37:57,777
Okay, these are the seven raids...

508
00:37:58,402 --> 00:37:59,528
in order.

509
00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:01,822
I'm more Ferrari than Mercedes.

510
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:05,910
This the Mercedes Gang.
I'll let you know if they change.

511
00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:08,496
Red Mercs ? Jesus!

512
00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:12,583
I know they're red.
See if there's anything we missed.

513
00:38:13,042 --> 00:38:14,794
We went over them in detail

514
00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:17,379
but maybe there's something.

515
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,924
- There sure is.
- What?

516
00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,885
These guys are Germans.

517
00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:28,557
Brilliant! Germans in a Mercedes!
Need a rest after that?

518
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:31,519
Over-inflated tyres, typically German.

519
00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:36,148
They used 8-inch ones
and you can't get those in France.

520
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:38,984
They'll need to change them soon.

521
00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:42,238
The exhaust's bent here,
but not here.

522
00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:47,117
They must have changed it.
Only Kruger can do that in Marseilles.

523
00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:49,703
And Kruger... is German.

524
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,210
Good job you don't know Mercs....

525
00:38:58,045 --> 00:38:59,129
Where to then?

526
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:02,550
Let's start with Kruger.
See how good his memory is.

527
00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:10,266
Waiting for the "Starsky and Hutch"
theme tune?

528
00:39:16,105 --> 00:39:18,607
I'd take the fairy lights off
around here...

529
00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:20,734
What now?

530
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:25,406
This is how policemen
spend 90% of their time.

531
00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:27,074
Surveillance.

532
00:39:27,491 --> 00:39:30,870
Familiarity with the terrain,
observation of movement,

533
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,580
analysis...

534
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:36,417
At closing time,
we'll make a call on Kruger.

535
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:40,337
What time does the garage close?

536
00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:43,007
Never. He has insomnia.

537
00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:48,554
Nothing but meat paste.

538
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:52,182
Too bad,
my morn makes ace sandwiches.

539
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,562
The ham and cheese one?
Half Italian, half Danish...

540
00:39:58,188 --> 00:40:00,357
- Perfect!
- She made you one?

541
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:07,156
With the thin slices of cheese...
And the lettuce...

542
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:09,408
And the baby pickles...

543
00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:11,410
Wild!

544
00:40:12,328 --> 00:40:13,037
It's mine!

545
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,706
It's delicious. Congratulations.

546
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:30,888
- What's going on?
- Koreans.

547
00:40:31,347 --> 00:40:34,892
They're ruining the trade.
They work around the clock.

548
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,519
He has to sleep. He's human.

549
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,146
Just watch this.

550
00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:43,233
One taxi, one plate, one license...

551
00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:46,570
And two drivers!

552
00:40:47,071 --> 00:40:49,740
Try to tell one Korean from another.

553
00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:51,992
Unbelievable...

554
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:02,628
I know a Korean nearby
but he's into cooking. Fancy that?

555
00:41:02,795 --> 00:41:04,755
We wait till the garage closes.

556
00:41:05,214 --> 00:41:08,258
We've got time.
He has insomnia, he never closes.

557
00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:11,679
How do you know?

558
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,306
The bar owner told me.

559
00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:16,558
Why didn't you say?

560
00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:19,478
I don't think like a cop yet.

561
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:23,148
That's not the problem.
It's just plain common sense!

562
00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:26,735
We're waiting
for an insomniac to go to bed!

563
00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:29,113
Does that sound right to you?

564
00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:33,951
If I drive that Merc
and know he's insomniac,

565
00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:36,578
I'll come here at night,
it's more discreet.

566
00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:40,874
You think he'll just turn up
with his fancy Merc?

567
00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:52,052
Unbelievable!

568
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:55,055
Drivers spend their free time
in garages.

569
00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:57,099
Why here?

570
00:41:57,266 --> 00:42:00,144
To pick up the tyres
Kruger ordered for them.

571
00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,895
It's a miracle!

572
00:42:02,062 --> 00:42:03,939
I can't miss out on this.

573
00:42:04,106 --> 00:42:07,568
If there's trouble, call channel 2
and give them the Merc's number.

574
00:42:07,735 --> 00:42:10,571
- What's going on?
- After surveillance, action!

575
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:12,573
- I'll try the Korean trick.
- What?

576
00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,283
The Korean trick.

577
00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:22,583
What a jerk...

578
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,543
Where do the tyres go ?

579
00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:31,133
- What are you doing here?
- Me, sleep.

580
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,261
Me, homeless, no house.

581
00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:36,096
My country very cold.

582
00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:40,309
No, please!
Not hurt me, I steal nothing!

583
00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:41,727
Me, just sleep!

584
00:42:41,894 --> 00:42:44,688
I'll find you a place to sleep.

585
00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:47,608
And eat too, if you're lucky!

586
00:43:07,503 --> 00:43:10,089
- That hurts!
- I'm doing my best, chief.

587
00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:16,512
What's your name again?

588
00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:18,889
Daniel, right...

589
00:43:19,556 --> 00:43:20,808
I'm Emilien.

590
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:23,685
First names are better.

591
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:25,395
A bit better.

592
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:29,525
Now we're so close,
we'll say that all this...

593
00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:32,736
the trash cans and so on,
never happened.

594
00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:38,867
If you let go of my hand,
can I go home and rest?

595
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:42,079
I'm not insomniac or Korean.

596
00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:44,331
Sure...

597
00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:50,879
I waited all night.

598
00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:55,300
I did it so as you'd want me.
You won't regret it.

599
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,219
Promises, promises...

600
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,389
Give me an idea, just to see.

601
00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:08,438
Not bad!

602
00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:10,399
A little bit more.

603
00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:22,244
What's going on?

604
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,413
It's not Sunday, it's Monday!

605
00:44:25,831 --> 00:44:27,916
You can't!
I held back all night!

606
00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:29,960
While I played dominoes?

607
00:44:31,086 --> 00:44:32,004
Call in sick.

608
00:44:32,171 --> 00:44:35,340
Monday morning disease?
My boss'll love that.

609
00:44:35,507 --> 00:44:37,050
I'm sure he's never heard of it!

610
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:39,428
It can happen to anyone.

611
00:44:39,595 --> 00:44:41,513
You had dinner with your parents,

612
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,266
you overate and threw up all night.
How's that?

613
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:49,855
And a guy who works all week
and spends Sundays with his girl...

614
00:44:50,189 --> 00:44:51,064
How's that?

615
00:44:51,565 --> 00:44:53,066
I'm sorry, Lilly.

616
00:44:53,901 --> 00:44:55,777
I had a really shitty day.

617
00:44:55,944 --> 00:45:00,490
If you have dinner here with me,
I'll tell you everything.

618
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:04,453
Keep it light then.

619
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:07,664
No problem.
A quick dinner and a long night.

620
00:45:08,165 --> 00:45:10,500
We'll save time
by having dinner in bed.

621
00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:13,754
Make it good.
It's your last chance.

622
00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:16,298
I'll be ace!

623
00:45:21,011 --> 00:45:23,430
Another day outside the garage?

624
00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:26,725
Surveillance is over.
Questioning starts.

625
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,687
Want to see
how an interrogation works?

626
00:45:31,647 --> 00:45:33,899
- You're coming anyway!
- I can't help!

627
00:45:34,066 --> 00:45:36,902
I'll stay here
in case there's trouble again.

628
00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:40,572
I need you to translate
for the technical stuff.

629
00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:43,742
Anyway,
he won't have time to trick me.

630
00:45:50,082 --> 00:45:51,458
Good morning!

631
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,962
Which one of you is Mr Kruger?

632
00:45:55,379 --> 00:45:58,006
The name's on the wrapper.

633
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:03,053
I have a few questions for you...

634
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,415
I'm out of ammo!

635
00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:34,376
Who cares? They left an hour ago!

636
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:37,337
Open your eyes!
The place is empty!

637
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:40,048
They've gone.

638
00:46:42,301 --> 00:46:44,261
Can I ask you something?

639
00:46:44,428 --> 00:46:45,345
What?

640
00:46:45,512 --> 00:46:48,598
Does it always happen like that
or was that one for me?

641
00:46:48,765 --> 00:46:51,268
No, usually I get to ask
one question.

642
00:46:51,852 --> 00:46:54,563
Let's get some air.
It'll do us good.

643
00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:56,481
You saved my life.

644
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:01,278
You get a reprieve.
Forget the month's training.

645
00:47:02,070 --> 00:47:04,614
I'll bring it down to one week.

646
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:06,325
Very big of YOU-H

647
00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,702
I have to catch them.

648
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:10,454
Because of the blonde?

649
00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:15,125
Partly,
but mainly for myself, see?

650
00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:18,295
I'm sick of ending up in trash cans.
I'll pull this off!

651
00:47:18,462 --> 00:47:21,340
It's a matter of honour.
It's dumb but I have to!

652
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:24,301
- Can I have the evening off?
- Of course...

653
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:27,095
Have you finished with him?

654
00:47:28,055 --> 00:47:31,058
The doctor's doing me
a prescription.

655
00:47:31,224 --> 00:47:35,437
He stops at 5 and it's five to now.
My heart pills, you know.

656
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:40,317
Don't worry, I'll have saved
the whole family today!

657
00:47:40,484 --> 00:47:42,110
You're so kind...

658
00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:43,445
I know...

659
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,460
There they are, Johnny!

660
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:00,295
No sweat, there's a bug

661
00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:02,172
in this round.

662
00:48:02,339 --> 00:48:03,882
They Won't gel' away.

663
00:48:04,091 --> 00:48:05,509
You're so smart...

664
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:07,636
It's m y job, baby-

665
00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:14,684
Bull's-eye! You're great.

666
00:48:14,851 --> 00:48:16,061
Now, we follow...

667
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,105
Brilliant!

668
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:21,942
I'll never forget this.

669
00:48:22,401 --> 00:48:24,194
Just doing m y job, baby.

670
00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:36,039
We've just had a call, gentlemen.

671
00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:39,418
They're fixing appointments now!

672
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:42,629
They'll be doing
the Marseilles Bank next.

673
00:48:43,422 --> 00:48:45,966
I'll be as precise as they are.

674
00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:49,302
I won't tolerate any incidents
or misunderstandings.

675
00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:51,721
Perfect co-ordination.

676
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,683
Two watchwords for the mission:

677
00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:56,351
Serenity...

678
00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:58,937
and efficacy.

679
00:49:00,397 --> 00:49:03,066
I've decided to call this operation

680
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,277
"Operation...

681
00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:08,321
"Zen".

682
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:12,284
Chief!

683
00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:15,454
Forget the snakes,
I've had a brainwave!

684
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:20,250
We'll have them by tonight or
I'm not Emilien Coutan-Kermadec.

685
00:49:30,302 --> 00:49:31,928
I hope this works.

686
00:49:32,095 --> 00:49:33,972
It's your last round.

687
00:49:36,475 --> 00:49:38,768
You've got the round.
Over to you.

688
00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:40,353
Make sure you don't miss.

689
00:49:44,441 --> 00:49:45,442
Get down!

690
00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:48,528
Get down! Hands on your heads!

691
00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:14,471
It works.

692
00:50:15,138 --> 00:50:17,307
That's good... Very good.

693
00:50:36,535 --> 00:50:38,036
Follow at a distance.

694
00:50:48,755 --> 00:50:50,507
So you're not so scared.

695
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:11,361
They've stopped. Rue Gauguin.
We've got them!

696
00:51:12,529 --> 00:51:14,739
Gibert here...

697
00:51:14,906 --> 00:51:17,909
Block all roads
within 6 miles of Rue Gauguin.

698
00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:35,927
They haven't moved.
We're almost there...

699
00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:45,645
What's wrong?

700
00:51:46,021 --> 00:51:47,981
I don't know. It's vanished.

701
00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:51,693
I can see it's vanished.
I want to know why!

702
00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:55,530
It must be around here.
You can't miss a red Merc.

703
00:52:11,504 --> 00:52:13,506
We're warm, I know we are...

704
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,302
They should be here.

705
00:52:30,065 --> 00:52:32,025
Don't shoot, I'm the hostage!

706
00:52:42,118 --> 00:52:44,496
Hold on, I don't get this...

707
00:52:44,663 --> 00:52:48,041
A vanishing red Merc.
Even Copperfield can't do that.

708
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,131
ID, please.

709
00:52:56,508 --> 00:52:58,134
A problem, officer?

710
00:52:58,635 --> 00:53:00,595
- Are you German?
- Yes... Why?

711
00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:02,847
Is this the border already?

712
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,309
4 Germans in a Mere,
not a red one...

713
00:53:06,476 --> 00:53:07,268
I'll take it!

714
00:53:10,313 --> 00:53:11,606
German, are we?

715
00:53:11,773 --> 00:53:13,733
Yes. Is that a problem?

716
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:16,778
Not at all, you interest me!
Open the trunk.

717
00:53:17,529 --> 00:53:18,780
Why're they here?

718
00:53:18,947 --> 00:53:23,034
They've come to spend marks
but can go elsewhere.

719
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:26,496
Certainly not!
Keep it in the country!

720
00:53:34,087 --> 00:53:37,090
Auf Wiedersehen
and enjoy your trip.

721
00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:46,224
I don't get it,
I must have missed something.

722
00:53:47,058 --> 00:53:50,186
He forgot the kettle.
It happens a lot.

723
00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:53,231
You think so?
That's not like him...

724
00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:57,610
It's eight o'clock.

725
00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,030
The answering machine's on,
the alarm's set for six.

726
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,700
We've got ten hours. Will that do?

727
00:54:03,867 --> 00:54:07,662
A bit short for what I have in mind
but we'll hurry.

728
00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:15,336
Expecting someone?

729
00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:18,423
My lover
but I cancelled him for you.

730
00:54:21,468 --> 00:54:22,969
Who the hell is it?

731
00:54:23,386 --> 00:54:25,472
Let them ring. They'll soon go...

732
00:54:25,638 --> 00:54:27,223
Where were we?

733
00:54:28,516 --> 00:54:29,809
I was kissing you.

734
00:54:30,727 --> 00:54:32,312
No, you were kissing me.

735
00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:40,153
- It might be important...
- What?

736
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,113
I don't know... The cops or...

737
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,533
You're a major crook
and they're here to arrest you!

738
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:49,370
You could take me hostage.
Why not just take me?

739
00:54:51,748 --> 00:54:53,166
Open up! Police!

740
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:55,126
You haven't killed anyone?

741
00:54:59,172 --> 00:55:00,965
Thank God, you're here!

742
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:02,967
Brilliant!

743
00:55:03,134 --> 00:55:05,970
- I'm up shit creek...
- I can imagine.

744
00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:08,848
No, you've no idea.

745
00:55:09,933 --> 00:55:13,895
The apartment's gone,
that lovely apartment dad left us!

746
00:55:14,395 --> 00:55:16,231
Up in smoke, like dad.

747
00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:21,069
My husband smoked and died
of liver cancer although he never drank.

748
00:55:22,529 --> 00:55:26,032
The apartment doesn't matter.
I fouled up again.

749
00:55:26,199 --> 00:55:29,702
I've got till the end of the week
or I'm back on traffic duty!

750
00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:32,455
Stick, whistle, the works!

751
00:55:32,956 --> 00:55:34,958
Monday, I'm a dead man.

752
00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:40,004
- Who's this dwarf?
- A pal.

753
00:55:40,547 --> 00:55:41,840
You go for muppets?

754
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:44,634
- It's complicated, he's a cop...
- What?

755
00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:48,012
- A pal who's a cop?
- Well, no, I work for him...

756
00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:50,390
- You work for the cops?
- No!

757
00:55:50,557 --> 00:55:52,976
I work for him. He's not a real cop.

758
00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:57,355
Look at him, he looks more like
a secret agent or something.

759
00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:00,066
And she's Mata Hari?

760
00:56:00,942 --> 00:56:04,112
Can someone explain to her?
I can't!

761
00:56:04,279 --> 00:56:06,322
My name's Camille, hello.

762
00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:09,701
The muppet there is my son, Emilien.

763
00:56:09,868 --> 00:56:14,664
If you show me the kitchen,
I'll make great coffee and explain.

764
00:56:14,831 --> 00:56:18,585
There's nothing to explain.
I'm finished!

765
00:56:19,127 --> 00:56:21,337
I started out okay...

766
00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:25,633
But with the trash cans...
the butcher's shops...

767
00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:29,971
You shelter the homeless?
Want me to call the real cops?

768
00:56:30,138 --> 00:56:32,515
Don't make things any Worse.

769
00:56:32,682 --> 00:56:34,475
I'm not...

770
00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:38,271
I'd just like to finish
what we started.

771
00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:41,441
It's a tight schedule,
let's not waste time.

772
00:56:41,608 --> 00:56:45,069
I got caught speeding
and I mean speeding.

773
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:47,739
He could revoke my license
for 100 years.

774
00:56:47,906 --> 00:56:51,618
I'm helping him out to get it back.
100 years on the dole...

775
00:56:52,577 --> 00:56:57,248
Cop, blackmailer, muppet...
Some mothers do have them!

776
00:56:57,874 --> 00:57:00,168
Here, it was a stupid idea.

777
00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:01,836
You're free.

778
00:57:04,547 --> 00:57:05,423
Seriously.

779
00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:08,301
Here, you're free.

780
00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:17,644
I didn't come here
because of our deal.

781
00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:20,855
I've got no other friends.

782
00:57:21,773 --> 00:57:23,149
Morn said...

783
00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:29,280
"Daniel's kind-hearted, he'll help us out."

784
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,998
I think we were wrong
but that's okay.

785
00:57:42,335 --> 00:57:44,504
It's our problem anyway.

786
00:57:45,797 --> 00:57:48,883
Don't worry,
I'll arrest the gang alone.

787
00:57:52,053 --> 00:57:54,222
On foot, it won't be easy.

788
00:57:55,264 --> 00:57:56,474
But I'll manage.

789
00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:06,442
We can get rid of him
by helping him out.

790
00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:09,237
He needs a lot more than help!

791
00:58:09,404 --> 00:58:11,322
He's a psychopath!

792
00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:14,534
He reminds me
of The Silence of the Lambs!

793
00:58:15,201 --> 00:58:19,831
Take Mata Hari, I'll take the muppet
and I'll be back in 2 hours.

794
00:58:19,998 --> 00:58:22,875
You want me to play bingo
with the old bag?

795
00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:28,214
Two hours or I'll set fire to her!

796
00:58:28,381 --> 00:58:29,340
It's a deal!

797
00:58:30,425 --> 00:58:31,384
Come on.

798
00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:33,594
- Where to?
- To see to you...

799
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:39,434
I'm sorry we spoiled your evening.

800
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,395
Is your coffee really good?

801
00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:44,355
The best in town!

802
00:58:58,161 --> 00:58:59,620
To ease the atmosphere

803
00:58:59,787 --> 00:59:01,456
and apologize.

804
00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:10,590
You don't want to talk to me
but listen anyway.

805
00:59:11,007 --> 00:59:12,842
- Okay?
- Will one minute do?

806
00:59:13,468 --> 00:59:17,889
I've been thinking all night
and there's one thing I don't get.

807
00:59:18,306 --> 00:59:20,141
Why do they taunt us like this?

808
00:59:20,808 --> 00:59:22,852
Why red
when grey is more discreet?

809
00:59:23,895 --> 00:59:27,065
To draw our attention.
We look this way...

810
00:59:27,815 --> 00:59:29,484
while they go that way.

811
00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:31,694
A "diversion".

812
00:59:31,903 --> 00:59:36,991
They left the bank empty-handed
and got the money out another way.

813
00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:40,036
Or it's still in the bank.

814
00:59:44,207 --> 00:59:46,292
One minute. Time's up.

815
00:59:53,466 --> 00:59:54,967
I'll be back later.

816
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:28,918
Ten grand.

817
01:00:30,253 --> 01:00:32,880
That'll keep you going for a while.

818
01:00:33,047 --> 01:00:34,090
My wife?

819
01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:37,301
You really want her?

820
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,596
I'm kind of used to her...

821
01:00:47,019 --> 01:00:49,647
Calm down, sweetheart...

822
01:00:52,275 --> 01:00:54,610
Everything will be okay now.

823
01:01:02,118 --> 01:01:03,911
One more

824
01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:05,997
and we retire.

825
01:01:06,789 --> 01:01:08,666
For our final job,

826
01:01:09,292 --> 01:01:12,295
we'll go outwith a bang!

827
01:01:22,555 --> 01:01:23,848
Pain in the ass.

828
01:01:24,015 --> 01:01:27,476
Will it help if I tell you
how they changed cars?

829
01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:29,520
Maybe... So tell me.

830
01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:32,440
They didn't,
they changed the colour.

831
01:01:33,232 --> 01:01:36,694
A red Merc drives
into a car-park or whatever

832
01:01:37,445 --> 01:01:40,740
and a discreet, grey Merc
comes back out and vanishes.

833
01:01:40,907 --> 01:01:43,284
- Can that be done?
- Easy as pie.

834
01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:47,163
If they resprayed it,
there'd be paint somewhere.

835
01:01:47,997 --> 01:01:51,250
Not if they resprayed it
inside a truck.

836
01:01:52,335 --> 01:01:54,879
They'd need tons of paint each time!

837
01:01:55,046 --> 01:01:58,090
They'd work in record time,
less than 10 minutes.

838
01:01:58,424 --> 01:02:00,885
Can paint dry in that time?

839
01:02:01,052 --> 01:02:04,222
Gégé? Sorry I woke you,
it's Daniel.

840
01:02:05,056 --> 01:02:08,017
I need some
of your MD10 magic paint.

841
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:10,186
Colour... scarlet.

842
01:02:11,646 --> 01:02:13,105
You're out of stock?

843
01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:16,484
Who bought that much scarlet
in one go?

844
01:02:17,235 --> 01:02:18,819
The Etangs track?

845
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:22,782
Are they repainting
the whole track red or what?

846
01:02:23,950 --> 01:02:26,953
Okay, I'll work something out
with them.

847
01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:29,705
I'll call you. See you.

848
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,709
What's MD10 paint?

849
01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:35,586
Dry in 10 minutes.

850
01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:50,893
What d'you think?

851
01:02:57,358 --> 01:02:58,025
Is that them?

852
01:02:58,192 --> 01:03:01,195
No, they're the Marseilles
Butcher's League!

853
01:03:03,698 --> 01:03:05,783
What's the next move?

854
01:03:06,701 --> 01:03:08,619
- What's going on?
- We'll say hello.

855
01:03:08,786 --> 01:03:11,497
- They'll spot us!
- They won't forget us.

856
01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:15,334
They'll recognize me!
They saw me in their trunk!

857
01:03:15,501 --> 01:03:17,712
- Put this on!
- You jerk!

858
01:03:19,672 --> 01:03:20,965
How's this?

859
01:03:22,258 --> 01:03:23,634
Perfect.

860
01:03:26,137 --> 01:03:29,348
You fairies think you're Schumacher?

861
01:03:29,932 --> 01:03:32,018
Doing a little lap or two?

862
01:03:32,184 --> 01:03:33,936
Who made those karts?

863
01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:35,813
Mercedes?

864
01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:38,149
They do cars now?

865
01:03:38,524 --> 01:03:40,818
Want to play hare, Hermann?

866
01:03:40,985 --> 01:03:42,611
I'll show you how.

867
01:03:42,945 --> 01:03:44,280
Give me 500.

868
01:03:45,698 --> 01:03:46,866
I'd better get out.

869
01:03:47,033 --> 01:03:49,744
I'll show you,
I bet they'll go for it.

870
01:03:50,036 --> 01:03:52,580
Here's how we play hare.

871
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:56,500
500 francs for the guy
who beats me over two laps.

872
01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:59,378
- You can count?
- We don't need money.

873
01:03:59,545 --> 01:04:04,258
I don't want to take more than 500.
A tourist who doesn't get scammed

874
01:04:04,425 --> 01:04:05,718
isn't a tourist.

875
01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:07,011
Listen...

876
01:04:07,178 --> 01:04:09,930
Use the rear-view on the second lap
to see if I'm there.

877
01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:13,309
No sense in doing a lap for nothing.

878
01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:26,614
Thanks, girls.

879
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:30,993
Piss off!

880
01:04:31,369 --> 01:04:32,161
Fast!

881
01:04:34,497 --> 01:04:37,333
This is fun
but I have to get to a garage.

882
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,293
The car's real slow today...

883
01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:43,881
Any time you want a replay...

884
01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:50,179
Here, 500!

885
01:04:50,346 --> 01:04:52,932
- What do we do now?
- Go for a drink.

886
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,020
Frogs!

887
01:04:58,604 --> 01:05:01,524
Are you nuts?
We had them and you show off.

888
01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:04,693
We could have called the guys
and booked them.

889
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:06,570
What for?

890
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,322
Speeding on a track?

891
01:05:08,823 --> 01:05:10,699
We can always find evidence after.

892
01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:15,121
Hold on, didn't you tell me
we had to catch them red-handed?

893
01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:17,706
Maybe but we're getting nowhere.

894
01:05:17,873 --> 01:05:21,168
If this goes on,
we'll end up inside.

895
01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:25,840
You'll get what you want.

896
01:05:26,006 --> 01:05:27,883
They're white hot now.

897
01:05:28,259 --> 01:05:30,302
Drivers are real gamblers.

898
01:05:30,970 --> 01:05:32,847
We can set the trap now.

899
01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:35,891
- What sort of trap?
- A booby trap!

900
01:05:36,058 --> 01:05:38,018
How does your booboo trap work?

901
01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:40,396
A booby trap, not a booboo trap!

902
01:05:40,563 --> 01:05:42,398
So how does it work?

903
01:05:42,565 --> 01:05:46,861
We wrap them round our finger
and get them where we want them.

904
01:05:47,319 --> 01:05:49,238
In other words, here.

905
01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:53,617
I'll need 20 traffic light keys
and 20 radios.

906
01:05:57,788 --> 01:06:01,667
Okay for the radios.
But the guys keep the keys on them.

907
01:06:01,834 --> 01:06:03,836
Except when they shower.

908
01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:39,705
Brilliant!

909
01:06:40,498 --> 01:06:41,957
Over to you, Jimmy.

910
01:06:48,756 --> 01:06:50,007
I'm freezing.

911
01:06:50,299 --> 01:06:51,467
Just a second.

912
01:06:51,634 --> 01:06:53,427
Heard this one...

913
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,013
You're in the raw?

914
01:06:58,724 --> 01:07:02,061
I'm not in the raw,
I've got a towel on.

915
01:07:04,563 --> 01:07:08,400
And what if I was?
I can strip down in my office.

916
01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:10,110
This is my office?

917
01:07:10,611 --> 01:07:13,531
Didn't anyone ever teach you
to knock?

918
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:16,283
Your mom only taught you to be dumb?

919
01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:19,453
What a welcome!
I had a great joke for you.

920
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:22,164
Your jokes are never funny!
Get out!

921
01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:27,711
I enjoyed that.

922
01:07:30,548 --> 01:07:31,674
Come in!

923
01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,136
Am I in the way?

924
01:07:36,512 --> 01:07:37,263
Never!

925
01:07:38,305 --> 01:07:41,225
I can tell I am.
I'll call by later.

926
01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:47,439
See? She comes in for once,
with something to tell me

927
01:07:47,982 --> 01:07:50,693
and I'm in the raw in here.
Can you believe it?

928
01:07:51,694 --> 01:07:53,737
What can I say? In any case,

929
01:07:53,904 --> 01:07:57,992
she's too good for me.
She's already Chief Inspector...

930
01:07:58,576 --> 01:08:00,202
What could she see in me?

931
01:08:00,369 --> 01:08:03,622
Have you finished your moaning?

932
01:08:03,956 --> 01:08:06,500
You're digging your grave
with your teeth!

933
01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:10,629
That chick's no charity worker.
She isn't diesel-powered.

934
01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:12,089
She needs a man!

935
01:08:12,590 --> 01:08:15,926
Stand up, you look more
like a monkey than a man!

936
01:08:16,093 --> 01:08:17,428
Stand up straight!

937
01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:19,805
There!

938
01:08:19,972 --> 01:08:23,892
Now, go and see her,
fling her back and snog her!

939
01:08:24,476 --> 01:08:25,561
It'll be a slap

940
01:08:25,728 --> 01:08:29,523
or ten years together after that!
It's fifty-fifty.

941
01:08:29,690 --> 01:08:34,028
If not, you know right away.
Like those lottery scratch cards.

942
01:08:36,030 --> 01:08:37,323
Are you okay?

943
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,287
You're right, I need to know.

944
01:08:43,454 --> 01:08:46,624
One scratch and I'm home free!

945
01:09:00,429 --> 01:09:01,930
Fifty-fifty...

946
01:09:02,097 --> 01:09:03,974
He'll wait for the draw now.

947
01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:07,144
How's it going?

948
01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:08,479
Finished.

949
01:09:11,982 --> 01:09:13,400
Will they be mad?

950
01:09:14,276 --> 01:09:17,571
If a chick turns up 17 hours late,
what do you do?

951
01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:21,033
- I kill her.
- That answers your question.

952
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,160
We brought flowers though.

953
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:26,538
- Pretty flowers!
- Can you smoke them?

954
01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:31,960
You made those cakes?

955
01:09:33,337 --> 01:09:37,257
Since neither of us make love anymore,
we made cakes.

956
01:09:38,926 --> 01:09:40,469
What a riot!

957
01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:44,473
I've had a great day with you.

958
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,016
You'll call me?

959
01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:47,309
I promise.

960
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:54,108
Are these for me? Thanks.
See you.

961
01:09:56,777 --> 01:09:58,904
Fancy an evening together?

962
01:09:59,071 --> 01:10:04,076
Look after your guests. Next time.
A few years won't change much.

963
01:10:04,785 --> 01:10:07,079
I put Camille in your bed,
she has a bad back.

964
01:10:10,958 --> 01:10:12,668
Good night, boys!

965
01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:23,512
This stuffs good...

966
01:10:23,721 --> 01:10:25,556
You bet, it's Jamaican.

967
01:10:25,848 --> 01:10:27,558
One of the perks...

968
01:10:27,725 --> 01:10:29,268
You're tempting me!

969
01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:34,356
Why not drive a racing car
instead of a cab?

970
01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:40,112
My dad's in a wheelchair
since a crash.

971
01:10:41,655 --> 01:10:44,199
Try telling him you want to race.

972
01:10:44,867 --> 01:10:46,702
Yeah, not easy...

973
01:10:46,869 --> 01:10:47,494
And you?

974
01:10:47,661 --> 01:10:48,912
What went wrong?

975
01:10:50,456 --> 01:10:52,207
My story's a good one too.

976
01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:56,628
I was 17 when dad died.
Morn and I were penniless.

977
01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:58,839
I had to find a job.

978
01:11:00,132 --> 01:11:02,050
The force takes anyone
who can count to ten.

979
01:11:05,429 --> 01:11:06,430
Where did you live?

980
01:11:06,597 --> 01:11:07,806
Asniéres.

981
01:11:08,557 --> 01:11:09,808
Jules Ferry?

982
01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:11,268
Yes, why?

983
01:11:12,436 --> 01:11:13,228
You too?

984
01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:15,939
Honestly...

985
01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:18,400
Crazy!
We could've been in the same class!

986
01:11:19,777 --> 01:11:22,988
I'd have taught you to steal
and you'd have turned out okay.

987
01:11:25,824 --> 01:11:29,703
That's life.
Kids have all kinds of dreams...

988
01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:31,789
that never work out.

989
01:11:34,374 --> 01:11:37,294
You want to be centre forward
and end up in goal.

990
01:11:39,505 --> 01:11:41,381
Think the plan'll work?

991
01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:45,594
Like clockwork.

992
01:11:47,638 --> 01:11:49,014
Are you sure?

993
01:11:50,349 --> 01:11:51,433
Come in!

994
01:11:53,685 --> 01:11:55,020
Am I disturbing you?

995
01:11:57,064 --> 01:11:59,525
It's okay. What's up?

996
01:11:59,691 --> 01:12:00,943
Full alert!

997
01:12:06,073 --> 01:12:08,742
We've launched the Cougar Plan.

998
01:12:09,243 --> 01:12:11,495
The SDLM Bank this time.

999
01:12:12,079 --> 01:12:13,872
Here are your positions.

1000
01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:17,209
Arthur, street-corner n° 1...

1001
01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:20,128
Jacky, street-corner n° 2...

1002
01:12:24,550 --> 01:12:25,843
N° 2 Manu: radio and key...

1003
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,095
N°3 Vincent: radio and key...

1004
01:12:53,662 --> 01:12:56,373
- I know... Back in an hour.
- Right.

1005
01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:58,834
I'll be at your place.

1006
01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:22,107
Cougar here...
The bird is in the cage.

1007
01:13:24,234 --> 01:13:25,736
On your knees!

1008
01:13:32,034 --> 01:13:35,537
Cougar here. The bird's coming out.
Prepare to pounce.

1009
01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:38,665
They've got hostages!

1010
01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,959
Don't do anything yet!

1011
01:13:42,127 --> 01:13:43,712
Sorry, no room for you.

1012
01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:45,130
I can wait...

1013
01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:50,636
You can run alongside.
It'll do you good.

1014
01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:52,804
I haven't warmed up...

1015
01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:05,817
Calling all cougars! Pounce!
Catch the bird!

1016
01:14:29,841 --> 01:14:32,344
See, don't follow the Mercedes...

1017
01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:34,930
Follow the truck instead.

1018
01:14:35,097 --> 01:14:37,391
Let's drink to a job well done!

1019
01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:39,434
Now, home everyone.

1020
01:14:54,282 --> 01:14:55,909
Here we go...

1021
01:15:05,377 --> 01:15:06,670
Everything ready?

1022
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:07,921
20 points covered.

1023
01:15:08,213 --> 01:15:10,424
If they cross one line,
they're finished.

1024
01:15:11,049 --> 01:15:13,802
Boulevard Michelet to Place Mazard...

1025
01:15:13,969 --> 01:15:15,929
Who's on that corner?

1026
01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:18,140
- Jean-Bat, n° 7.
- Call him.

1027
01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:19,725
He'll open the dance.

1028
01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:21,852
No 7.--
Jean-Bat, d'you receive me?

1029
01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:23,603
Go ahead.

1030
01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:24,938
You're the first.

1031
01:15:25,772 --> 01:15:26,898
I'm in position.

1032
01:15:27,065 --> 01:15:28,608
Our turn now.

1033
01:15:32,029 --> 01:15:33,321
You can't get through!

1034
01:15:33,488 --> 01:15:34,823
I can...

1035
01:15:36,158 --> 01:15:37,242
Hi, Gretchen...

1036
01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:39,494
Still got that tractor?

1037
01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:43,707
Sorry I was so slow last time,
I left the handbrake on.

1038
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:48,295
I'm talking to you!
Want to try again or stay pathetic?

1039
01:15:48,462 --> 01:15:50,005
Okay, okay...

1040
01:15:50,756 --> 01:15:53,508
You French are always bragging...

1041
01:15:53,675 --> 01:15:56,136
- Come onto the freeway...
- You're mad now...

1042
01:15:56,303 --> 01:15:59,264
- I'll wipe your Peugeot out.
- I'm sorry...

1043
01:15:59,431 --> 01:16:04,061
I'll give you a chance
but I won't wager a lot.

1044
01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:06,021
I hate making such easy money.

1045
01:16:06,188 --> 01:16:08,148
Here, ten francs.

1046
01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:10,150
You'll pay for that!

1047
01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:11,943
Who'll pay who?

1048
01:16:15,697 --> 01:16:17,115
You're going too far...

1049
01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:19,910
No way.
Tell 7, 8 and 9 to switch to red.

1050
01:16:20,077 --> 01:16:21,661
Switch to red.

1051
01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:47,687
N° 10, in position.

1052
01:16:47,854 --> 01:16:49,272
N” 77, in posit/on.

1053
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:51,817
Okay, 12 and 13, get ready...

1054
01:16:54,611 --> 01:16:57,489
N° 13 in position
but I have a problem...

1055
01:16:58,824 --> 01:17:00,158
Two cops at the light.

1056
01:17:00,826 --> 01:17:01,493
Oh, fuck!

1057
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:02,828
Get rid of them!

1058
01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:05,914
Easier said than done!

1059
01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:13,547
We're at 11. Do something!

1060
01:17:15,841 --> 01:17:17,050
Put them on!

1061
01:17:18,969 --> 01:17:21,429
Excuse me, a call for you...

1062
01:17:22,848 --> 01:17:25,308
Crime Squad here. There's a bomb

1063
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,060
just next to you.

1064
01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:29,020
- Where?
- In the light!

1065
01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:32,023
Don't panic. We can stop it.

1066
01:17:32,691 --> 01:17:36,444
Listen carefully. Use the key
to switch the light to red.

1067
01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:37,445
It's already red!

1068
01:17:37,779 --> 01:17:41,199
I don't give a damn!
Put the key in the box

1069
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:43,368
and turn to the right! Got that?

1070
01:17:53,879 --> 01:17:55,255
We just passed 12.

1071
01:17:55,547 --> 01:17:57,424
Get a move on...

1072
01:17:58,300 --> 01:17:59,426
May I?

1073
01:18:02,596 --> 01:18:05,599
19 and 20, get ready.
You know 20's the last?

1074
01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:06,975
I know.

1075
01:18:20,030 --> 01:18:22,741
- What's this?
- A short-cut!

1076
01:19:26,054 --> 01:19:29,349
We'll wipe him out on the freeway,
we've got more power.

1077
01:20:09,347 --> 01:20:11,182
Maybe that barrier meant something.

1078
01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:13,226
The road's not finished.

1079
01:20:16,187 --> 01:20:18,231
As long as you know...

1080
01:20:20,984 --> 01:20:23,695
I may look calm
but I'm a nervous wreck...

1081
01:20:23,862 --> 01:20:24,654
Almost over...

1082
01:20:24,821 --> 01:20:26,573
Exactly, I want to live.

1083
01:20:26,740 --> 01:20:27,490
Ten seconds.

1084
01:20:27,782 --> 01:20:29,451
Crush that rat!

1085
01:20:31,328 --> 01:20:32,537
Stop! No more bridge!

1086
01:20:32,704 --> 01:20:33,663
5 seconds.

1087
01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:37,792
Go on, crush him!

1088
01:20:39,336 --> 01:20:42,172
Let them win!
You bet 10 francs!

1089
01:20:42,339 --> 01:20:45,216
- We can't die for 10 francs!
- Now or never... Hold on!

1090
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,521
Well done, Karl. We've won.

1091
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:00,690
Are you sure?

1092
01:21:10,909 --> 01:21:13,370
You gave me a real fright...

1093
01:21:15,121 --> 01:21:17,123
I thought you wanted to die.

1094
01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:20,418
Read "The Tortoise and the Hare".
The tortoise wins.

1095
01:21:21,461 --> 01:21:24,089
Hey, Einstein!
Heard of Aesop?

1096
01:21:34,182 --> 01:21:38,728
Big hare angry
little tortoise fucked him over!

1097
01:21:39,521 --> 01:21:41,773
Cougar's going to be pleased.

1098
01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:45,235
He loves a bit of jugged hare.

1099
01:22:09,426 --> 01:22:11,136
Sorry about this place.

1100
01:22:12,262 --> 01:22:13,847
It's not romantic...

1101
01:22:14,806 --> 01:22:16,808
- But I wanted you.
- You did?

1102
01:22:17,559 --> 01:22:19,561
I can't say I noticed.

1103
01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:23,898
Action replay?

1104
01:22:26,901 --> 01:22:29,612
Later.
We've really got to go.

1105
01:22:33,783 --> 01:22:36,703
I've been looking everywhere
for you!

1106
01:22:37,328 --> 01:22:39,747
- What were you doing?
- Developing photos.

1107
01:22:39,914 --> 01:22:43,751
Photos? You have to do that now?
The Commissioner's waiting!

1108
01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:54,262
The French President

1109
01:22:54,429 --> 01:22:58,600
awards you the medal
of Knight of the Order of Merit.

1110
01:23:05,565 --> 01:23:06,816
Congratulations.

1111
01:23:15,658 --> 01:23:17,619
I owe you an apology.

1112
01:23:17,785 --> 01:23:20,163
For not believing me
or for slapping my face?

1113
01:23:20,330 --> 01:23:22,790
Both...
How can I ever apologize?

1114
01:23:25,585 --> 01:23:27,212
We'll work something out.

1115
01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:31,382
I read about your exploits.

1116
01:23:32,217 --> 01:23:33,468
Astounding!

1117
01:23:33,801 --> 01:23:36,513
You've given us
a lot to think about.

1118
01:23:38,348 --> 01:23:42,393
We're going to change our approach
to traffic completely.

1119
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:45,688
More efficient and modern,
thanks to you.

1120
01:23:46,898 --> 01:23:51,736
The medal is just a symbol,
it won't get you your license back.

1121
01:23:51,903 --> 01:23:53,655
I expected a bit more...

1122
01:23:53,821 --> 01:23:55,406
- Leniency?
- Right!

1123
01:23:55,573 --> 01:23:59,327
We are lenient. We could lock you up
for years but you're free.

1124
01:23:59,494 --> 01:24:01,079
I'm not free, I'm on foot!

1125
01:24:01,579 --> 01:24:04,707
I understand. Without a car,
you're an orphan?

1126
01:24:04,874 --> 01:24:06,626
Right, an orphan on foot.

1127
01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:07,877
I understand.

1128
01:24:08,336 --> 01:24:11,297
There is one solution
but it may not suit you.

1129
01:24:13,299 --> 01:24:15,343
Try me, we'll soon see.

1130
01:24:26,354 --> 01:24:27,814
Okay? Happy?

1131
01:24:28,565 --> 01:24:30,900
- You're not happy?
- I'm fine...

1132
01:24:31,067 --> 01:24:35,196
I don't get it.
Grand Prix, first line, great car...

1133
01:24:35,363 --> 01:24:37,615
Your pals. What more do you want?

1134
01:24:37,991 --> 01:24:39,951
Another sponsor!

1135
01:24:41,035 --> 01:24:45,290
We give him money, a car
and he's still not happy...

1136
01:24:48,418 --> 01:24:52,213
Tell the pom-pom girls to cut it out.
They ruin my concentration.

1137
01:24:52,797 --> 01:24:55,675
You know what would make me happy?

1138
01:24:55,842 --> 01:24:56,676
What?

1139
01:24:56,843 --> 01:25:00,138
Just win the race,
forget the shit on the car.

1140
01:25:02,473 --> 01:25:05,935
Get the champagne out of the fridge,
it's no good too cold.

1141
01:29:03,673 --> 01:29:06,175
Subtitles: Ian Burley

1142
01:29:06,342 --> 01:29:08,886
Subtitling: C.M.C.