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Are you recording already?

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Film me from the side.
I want my Greek profile to show.

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Here we are,

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in the Pumas' general manager's office.

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It's the time when we get our bonus.
They throw cash in your face.

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When we get out, we're buying a Ferrari.
In Fury Red.

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- Potro. How are you?
- How's it going?

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- You can't record. Pati, who let them in?
- Hey, it was me.

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We're making a Potro Romani documentary.

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- That's great.
- Look at him. He's so sweet.

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We've almost sold it to ESPN.

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We have to discuss
some private issues now.

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I have nothing to hide
from my Potrelievers.

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I promised them access to my life.
You're part of my life.

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- Well, if that's what you want.
- Come on, man.

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Get me that money,
'cause I can't wait to go party.

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Get me that cash.

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You're off the team.

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It's like he'd been practicing!

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This is gonna be a great blooper.

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You're the best.

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Can you wait outside?
I need to chat with the president.

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We'll go get that Ferrari and fill it
with girls and champagne soon.

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It's fine, man.

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It's just a misunderstanding. Just relax.

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I have a year-long contract.

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Don't make me have to sue you.

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This has been, by far, the worst
investment in the history of Pumas.

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I was great in every match.
Stop busting my balls.

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Yeah. You left behind
some pools of blood, also.

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Give me a letter of recommendation.
I have to play soccer.

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No, Potro.

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That's entirely unsportsmanlike.

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I've notified all the league's
technical directors about your situation.

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I'm Potro Romani, the Argentinean
stallion. What do you mean?

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You were shot in the leg. No fucking way!

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Think you're president of the world?

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- Don't make me call security.
- I'll kick their asses.

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It's gonna hurt those midgets
when they fall down.

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Especially you.
You have an army of midgets.

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What's your deal with midgets?

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I don't get it.

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And I don't care.

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If you hate midgets,
that's your deal. But you're out!

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- Do something else. Take pictures.
- Suck my balls, son of a thousand whores!

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So, I don't get a bonus?

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Give me half and I'll give you a cut,
we'll close the deal.

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No, you fucker.

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- I'll lock you up for 10 years.
- You're locking me up?

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- I can't give you a bonus.
- 15 percent.

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- I can't give you a bonus.
- Give me some money.

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Pati, can you give Potro
his papers, please?

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- Good luck--
- Fuck you.

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- Potro.
- Yeah, baby.

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I had an appointment with you
to look at that Ferrari.

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But I liked the McLaren better.

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I'm sorry. You know I'm on your side.

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CLUB DE CUERVOS PRESENTS

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Son of a bitch!

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Motherfucker!

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Son of a bitch!

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Guys, we're canceling everything.

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Send it all to hell.

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- There we go.
- This is great, Potro!

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- Great, you son of a bitch?
- It's great, narratively speaking.

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That fucker just kicked me off the club.
Are you an idiot?

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We can show people
what the abyss looks like in soccer.

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What do people care about the bad stuff?
They want to see women, parties.

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I'm penniless, asshole.

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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL

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Think about the money, Potro.

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What's money got to do with it?

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This is going to strengthen your brand.

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Imagine a product line
of sport deodorants.

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Aqua di Potro.

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How's my makeup?

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- You sure this is gonna work?
- Of course.

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Don't make me look stupid.

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Do a shot of me going out,
Fast and Furious style.

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What's life without soccer?

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A bunch of rotting bodies walking
through the field, like zombies.

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Soccer was everything to me.

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I feel raped.

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Penetrated.

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I'm nothing without soccer.

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What am I?

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An accountant with no calculator.
A chef with no tongue.

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Darling! Hey, hey, baby!

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- What are you doing?
- What are you doing, baby?

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You're still doing this thing?

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We're working on a marketing promotion
to strengthen the Potro brand.

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Stop busting my balls. I had a hard day.

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Forgive me, baby, okay?

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Forgive me.

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- I was kicked out.
- What?

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I was kicked out of the club.

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We already knew this could happen.

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- What do you mean?
- Of course.

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You were waiting for this to happen.

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No.

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We can finally work on setting up

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that Brazilian wax place
we've always dreamed about--

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That's not what I want to do.
How many times do I have to tell you?

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That's your dream, not mine.
I don't want any waxing.

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- I mean it.
- No, you never trusted me.

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- That's the problem.
- What are you saying?

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- Are you for real?
- Relax.

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No, I'm not going to relax!

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If you're doing this
we might as well tell everyone

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who supports this family
with oral, double scissoring, huh?

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Extreme anal thrice a day,
all so this guy can live like a king.

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Just look at him.

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Eat shit! All of you! Eat shit!

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Go get fucked by a bus full of Somalis.

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It's what I do. I'm a porn actress!

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- Like you didn't know.
- Great. Now what?

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I'm tired of you! Fucking asshole!

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Yuli...

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Cut, cut, cut.

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The fleeting career of Argentinean forward
Potro Romani has come to a tragic end

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after being discovered
covering up a bullet wound.

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Romani had his debut with the Cuervos,
leading them to a final.

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He's married to the controversial
adult entertainer, Yuli...

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What are you doing? Can you...?
Can you get out of my fucking way?

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You're blocking the TV.

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...drugs, and tax evasion...

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Don't you see what you're doing?

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You're telling me I can't play soccer.
I was kicked off the team!

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My wife left me!
Now they cut off my Internet.

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They won't even give me two months!

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My brother's getting married.
My little brother's getting married!

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Fabricio Romani's your brother?

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Of course he's my brother.

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Where do you think all this talent
came from?

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This is printed in our genes
with God's semen, man.

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Right here. Milk in my veins.

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Listen.

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Hey, it's Fabri.

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If this is about work, talk to my manager.

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If you're from Barça, leave a message.
I'll get back to you.

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Chimichurri! You're getting married!

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I didn't get my invitation!

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It's probably this shitty postal service.
I never get anything.

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Congratulations, man!

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Call me, call me. I need you, please call.

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We're going to Argentina.

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You're coming with me,
along with all these fuckers.

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Really?

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We'll be there as a family.

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You get that?
Even if you've never left this city?

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You know what the girls there are like?
The scenery?

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It's fucking beautiful, man.

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I might even stay
at my dad's place for a while.

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Waiting for all this to pass.

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Over there, people like me a lot.
They coddle me.

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Look at this.

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Comfort before anything else.

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Look at the suit I bought!

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Wine colored. In Argentina
we call this Bordeaux.

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Bordeaux. More French.
We're more like Europeans.

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Not like you fuckers. Bunch of Indians.

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Look. Argentinean passport

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and Mexican passport.
I have two nationalities.

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Guess which one's worth shit?

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We're ready, man.

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We're going to Argentina!

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I really like to travel.

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They say it stops the aging process
because we're moving at a high speed.

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You see how it accelerates.
We're going 620 miles, maybe 1240?

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But it stops it because people below
are on a different speed. You get me?

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This whole relativity thing.

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They also say that

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flying too often can make
one of your testicles retract.

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I have a friend whose testicles retracted.

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You have to splash cold water,
put ice on your balls.

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Your asshole clenches. It's terrible.

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I'm gonna go jack off
in the bathroom. Wait.

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Welcome to Santiago de Chile's Airport.

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I've been called
by the Argentina National Team

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more than once.

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They wanted me to cut my hair.
No way I'll do it.

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My brother's a hell of a player.
We're equals. We're both good.

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He's really dedicated to soccer.

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He spends a lot of time, energy.
I like other things.

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I like to enjoy life, you get me?

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A GOAL ON THE WIND

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This is about a soccer player, a striker,

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who's traumatized
because he can't score anymore,

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and the ghost of a trainer
helps him overcome the trauma.

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The guy gets to be a striker again.
My old man wrote it. Dario Romani.

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The Shakespeare of Argentinean
soccer novels.

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Look, man, goose bumps.

193
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It's been five years since I was here.
Of course I'm really excited, fucker.

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We're arriving now!

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My mentor's picking me up,
the great Pitín Belarri.

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This guy discovered Messi.

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The soccer mafia took all the credit.

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What's up, Riquitiki?

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Little Potro!

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- How's it going, you fucker?
- Good, good.

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Let's go. I can't stay
at the airport too long.

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Why? What's wrong?

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Nothing...
I have this debt with the government

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and I can't travel, but it's fine.
It's all good.

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What's with the camera? That camera.

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I'm making a documentary of my life.
For ESPN.

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00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,644
Is your Lamborghini in the shop?

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00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,398
What do you mean?
I lost everything to my wife. The car,

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00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,276
I lost the house.
I lost most of my dignity,

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my license as a coach.
Everything. So, kids,

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don't bet using credit cards.

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And stay away from opioids.

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BUENOS AIRES (DOWNTOWN)

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Sorry about the mess.

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The maid comes tomorrow.

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- You have a bit of everything.
- Yeah. You know what?

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The only thing that bitch
couldn't take from me

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was those missiles I discovered myself.

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- I still got it.
- Oh, yeah?

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- I signed for a two year contract.
- Great.

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Goya! Goya!

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Cachun cachun, ra ra!
Cachun cachun, ra ra!

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Counting the boys here, there's...

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- three of us, but if you want to come...
- Are you inviting me to Romani's wedding?

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That's such an honor. No, wait.

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I have an AA meeting,

227
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,454
- but I can reschedule it.
- Wait, fucker, wait.

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00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,248
- Same thing. I can go another day.
- You been drinking a lot?

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00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:10,670
No, no. Listen. Check back there.
I think I have a tuxedo or something.

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What's this, man?

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00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,258
- Did you have kids or something?
- No, no, no.

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They're adult diapers.

233
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:22,431
What? You think I'm gonna shit outside
at 4 in the morning in winter?

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My asshole clenches.

235
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,852
It's great that you're in Argentina.
Best country in the world!

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We have the cutest girls.

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We have Maradona! The Pope!
Heaven and Hell, man!

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Do you know how many fans
I have over here?

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People see him, they go nuts.

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I can't walk down the street.

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Hey, hey, look.

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00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,535
- What?
- Check out who's in here.

243
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,161
What are you doing?

244
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,664
- Who's this?
- Potro.

245
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,416
What Potro? That singer?

246
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,876
Potro Romani. Don't you like soccer?

247
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:51,877
No, man,

248
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,880
I have no fucking clue.
No one knows this guy.

249
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,465
Just keep going. Come on.

250
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,676
- We'll record another one.
- Okay.

251
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,887
Where's the place?
Where are they getting married?

252
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,390
I don't know. I can't find my invitation.

253
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,600
You lost the invitation? Fucker.

254
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:08,853
Wait, got it.

255
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,397
It's at the Yatch Club in Nordelta.

256
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:15,025
Well, well, well.
The Romani sure are chic.

257
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,695
I went there once
but they didn't let me in.

258
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,572
But with that tux, we're good.

259
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,199
Is that tuxedo any good?
Don't make us look bad.

260
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,327
No, no, with a green cummerbund
and bowtie...

261
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:26,620
You'll love it.

262
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,457
Get out of this shitty car.
It looks like...

263
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,334
This is vintage.

264
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,713
It's 25 years old.
It's like wearing torn jeans.

265
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,507
Son of a bitch.
You really farted in there.

266
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,801
What do you expect?
I've been here all day.

267
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,636
- Stop.
- What are you doing?

268
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,930
- Don't touch me.
- Busboys come in around back.

269
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,807
- Busboys?
- People working here have--

270
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,477
- Do you know who I am, kid?
- No, I don't.

271
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,646
- A busboy who thinks himself a manager?
- I'm gonna break his face.

272
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,983
- He's the striker for the UNAM Pumas.
- What the fuck are the UNAM Pumas?

273
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,652
The best team in Mexico.
Don't you have a TV at home?

274
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,780
Listen, third world Beckham,
I'd have more respect for you if--

275
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,116
I'm gonna kill you!
I'll bash your face in!

276
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,827
- If I kick you, you'll regret it.
- Guys.

277
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:11,624
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. I'm good.

278
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,751
- You here for the event?
- Yeah.

279
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,920
Are you... friends with the bride?

280
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,922
No. My boyfriend's the best man.

281
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,175
- What's all this?
- It's a documentary of my life.

282
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,177
Of your life. Why?

283
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,845
I'm famous. Potro Romani.

284
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,098
So, you're famous, huh? That's great.

285
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,308
You want a picture?

286
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,185
No. Shall we go in?

287
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:32,853
We going in together?

288
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,188
- I'll take you.
- All right.

289
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,024
- Go ahead, go in.
- Thank you.

290
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,695
...and the father.

291
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:46,700
And he remembered that autumn
when the dictator came into power.

292
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,662
A sudden kickback...

293
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,080
That's my dad. Listen.

294
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,289
...beckoned to him.

295
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,126
And he took the shot.
Finally, he scored a goal.

296
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:01,382
This is a fragment from my book,
A Goal in the Wind, of course.

297
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,384
You can buy it in stores.

298
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:08,097
More importantly, I wish to dedicate it
to my great creation.

299
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,765
My son, Fabricio.

300
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,810
- A national treasure.
- Thank you very much.

301
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,853
My family! Come on, man! Come on!

302
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,063
It's Potro!

303
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,773
What's up, my family?

304
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,568
What's up, darling?

305
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,861
My mom looks so beautiful!

306
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,154
What's up, boy?

307
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,740
How are you? You're getting married!

308
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,618
Stop. Calm down.
Is this man bothering you?

309
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,829
- Who are you?
- I'm the best man. You?

310
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,998
- Don't shove me.
- All right, stop.

311
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,375
Look at you, you're so pretty!
Give us a spin!

312
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,295
You got lucky, Julián.

313
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,921
Listen... What are these cameras?

314
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,841
I'm working on a documentary
for ESPN on my life.

315
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,593
We made one for Fox Sports, right?

316
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,511
We'll exchange footage later.

317
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,679
Mine was for the world.

318
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,806
Sandro, can ESPN film this?

319
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,183
We'll come to an agreement
and send you protocols.

320
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,644
- Can we or can't we?
- Listen. Come on.

321
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,606
- I'm hungry. Where are we going?
- There's food here. Come on.

322
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,065
Leave the cameras. Stay here.

323
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,443
- Leave the cameras.
- I haven't been here in years.

324
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,694
- Come here.
- What's up?

325
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,321
You're getting married!

326
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,032
- Stop!
- Come on, I love it!

327
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,243
- Stop it! Stop.
- What's wrong with you?

328
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,496
- Aren't you happy to see me?
- You're not invited.

329
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,459
Stop that. What do you mean?

330
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,044
You want an explanation?

331
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,130
Come on, man. Stop kidding around.

332
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,966
It's a very small ceremony.

333
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,801
Did you know about this?

334
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:32,306
Tell him the truth. You're a disaster.
We didn't want your bad luck.

335
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,183
- Don't talk to him that way!
- It's true!

336
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,392
Stop defending him, Mom!

337
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,479
We didn't want negativity in his life.
It's true. He better listen.

338
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,982
I can't believe it. I bring bad luck?
I made you, fucker!

339
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,652
I taught you how to play soccer, man.

340
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,196
Oh, really? Christmas, five years ago.

341
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,197
No, no!

342
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,908
- Stop. Let him talk.
- Christmas, five years ago.

343
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,620
I won the Ballon d'Or. I was so happy.

344
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,748
We come over for Christmas.
It just happens to disappear.

345
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,833
- I told you it wasn't me!
- Then what was it?

346
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,961
What do I know? The maid.

347
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,630
A lot of stuff disappeared. Come on.

348
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,340
Who is that man?

349
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,550
What do you mean? He's Fabri's brother.

350
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:11,470
What do you mean? He never
told me he even had a brother.

351
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,596
Potro Romani.

352
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,643
- I never liked this family.
- Stop that already! Stop!

353
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,354
They're not Catholic, Renata.
They're not true believers!

354
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,189
I'm getting married! We discussed it.

355
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:25,150
All I wanted was to come here
and enjoy this moment with you.

356
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,903
I'm proud of you. I admire you, brother.

357
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,823
- Let's go, it's late.
- I'm sorry. Forgive me.

358
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,116
You think I don't want you

359
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,909
- here in my wedding?
- Then what is it?

360
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,663
Get your shit together! Take charge!
Get your life together!

361
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,500
- Oh, honey.
- Did you know about this?

362
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,544
I wasn't allowed to say anything.

363
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,296
I argued months with your father.
I wasn't fucking him.

364
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,967
- You know how we love to fuck.
- I love to fuck, too, Mom.

365
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,720
I love to fuck, too.
Was that the punishment?

366
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,888
- Yes.
- You get mad and you stop touching me?

367
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,265
- You think that's fair?
- Yes.

368
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,560
I came all the way from Mexico.
Tell him something. Do something.

369
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,062
- Go fuck in the bathroom. Convince him.
- She won't.

370
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,106
I've masturbated enough. Come on.

371
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,816
- Come on.
- I love you, baby.

372
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,487
Two years dating
and you never mentioned a brother?

373
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,490
This might not be the best time to talk.

374
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,326
No, it's the best time to discuss this.

375
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,245
I'm about to marry a liar.

376
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,163
What's next?

377
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,832
Will you come out of the closet
during our honeymoon?

378
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,500
Right, of course.

379
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,003
Will you tell me you have kids
when I get pregnant?

380
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,756
- Calm down.
- You want me to calm down?

381
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,757
Yes.

382
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,259
Then go find your brother
or I'm not getting married.

383
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,552
No.

384
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,971
- No. It won't work.
- This won't work.

385
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,181
I'll go find him.

386
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,434
I won't be responsible for his actions.
Shake on it?

387
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,396
Potro, don't get mad. It's over.

388
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,858
Maybe the old man is right
and I bring bad luck to the family.

389
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,902
I'm not an idiot, you know?

390
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,739
I used to be a mess,
but I've grown up! I'm 35 now.

391
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:54,907
I'm a grownup.

392
00:17:55,699 --> 00:18:00,120
Now that I'm here,
he doesn't want me there with the family.

393
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,707
He probably convinced Fabricio
to not invite me.

394
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:07,169
Are events in Guatemala that short,
or did they not let you in?

395
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,921
- You want a fight?
- What's up?

396
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:13,634
- Stop, stop. Everything all right?
- I'm gonna break your face!

397
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,136
I got it, okay? I'm not welcome here.

398
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,639
That's fine. But I care about you.

399
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,141
- Have a nice life.
- Potro.

400
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,684
Stay.

401
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,854
Come on. You came all this way already.

402
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,817
You don't have to beg, Julián!
That's okay, I better stay.

403
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,110
Let's go in. I'm thirsty.

404
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,112
- Wait, wait.
- Let's have a drink.

405
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,156
Can you take a step back?
Let's set ground rules. Further back.

406
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,158
You can't take any alcohol. No drugs.

407
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,911
You can't go near
or talk to my father-in-law.

408
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,163
- You can't start a fight.
- Can we take a selfie?

409
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,623
This isn't the time, but okay.

410
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,251
I'm not in the picture.
Tag me. RealPotroRomano.

411
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:51,547
And never, I'm begging you,
never show your penis.

412
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,508
I can't promise anything.

413
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,635
- Please promise me this.
- Let's go drink!

414
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,387
- Promise me!
- Let's get some tequila!

415
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,429
Promise me!

416
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,473
We're inside now.

417
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,600
This is a miracle for me.

418
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:07,688
I live in my car. Imagine what it means
for me to have running water.

419
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,064
It's amazing.

420
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,152
Potro started out in little league.
He had promising abilities.

421
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,071
Fabricio immediately said,
"I want to play, too."

422
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,364
His father convinced him

423
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:21,076
to go train at a little league school
from Italia's Juventus.

424
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,954
What does he do?
He stops paying Potro entirely.

425
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:28,125
He puts all his hopes on Fabricio
because he saw more potential.

426
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,960
Potro lost his mind.

427
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,839
First he accuses the father
with the police of having raped him.

428
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:37,259
Then he breaks his car with a crowbar.
A nice car, too.

429
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,761
Then, when delirious,
he set fire to the house.

430
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,013
KID SETS PARENTS' HOUSE
ON FIRE

431
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,014
A big mess.

432
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,224
From there, he was taken to juvie.

433
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,602
When he got out,
he wanted to go back home,

434
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,605
but he'd been kicked out.
A real tragedy. Awful.

435
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,024
Hey, man. You discovered Potro, right?

436
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,609
Yeah, yeah, it's true.

437
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:58,864
Sometime later, I found him
playing on the street in a dry pasture.

438
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,825
All you could see was a cloud of dust
and kids playing.

439
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,578
I'd see how much Potro would stand out.

440
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,623
He was like a magnet.
I couldn't stop watching him play.

441
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,124
He was different.

442
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,878
I couldn't really place him
on any of the clubs around here

443
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,297
because they'd read about him on the news.

444
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:20,302
But I had a friend who trained
the core force of Mexico's Cuervos.

445
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,555
I sent him there and you know the story.
He raised himself up.

446
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,766
No one gave Potro anything for free.

447
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,935
That's called having balls.

448
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,186
Big balls.

449
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,812
Hello, guys.

450
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,564
I'd like to introduce Diego.

451
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,484
He's going to be one of the best men.
Just like we said.

452
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,693
Please be friendly.

453
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,029
Bye, Mom. See you downstairs.

454
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,157
- You're not getting it right.
- No, it's like this.

455
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,409
- Step aside, I got it.
- Calm down.

456
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,745
- I know how to do it.
- Just calm down.

457
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,376
Hey, keep him away, all right?
Keep him far away.

458
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,253
- Don't let him come close.
- Fine.

459
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,214
Stay calm. We'll tame him
and keep him calm all night.

460
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,299
Like in the field.
I don't want anyone close.

461
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,261
It's hard to get it right.
I almost got it.

462
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,013
It's the tenth time you've tried it.

463
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,932
Look at all you sour balls.

464
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,185
He's getting married.
You're gonna have a great party.

465
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,647
This guy was a big playboy.
Now the fucker's getting married!

466
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,650
- He got married. We lost him.
- Yeah, well...

467
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:20,570
In Mexico, we'd be snorting so much coke,
it would look like a crosswalk.

468
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,073
We'd be diving in with a stick and all.

469
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:28,203
No, no. No drugs at all.
I want you to take it easy.

470
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,497
- You're not getting it.
- Yeah, it's like this.

471
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,250
He's doing a great job.
What are you saying?

472
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,752
Take that camera away.
I don't want it here.

473
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:42,926
Hey, listen here.

474
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,263
On the wedding night,
you better fuck her right.

475
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,975
The goal after that
is the most important part, all right?

476
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,395
She might not look it, but believers
love to be fucked up the ass.

477
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,523
- No, she likes it.
- Go away, go away.

478
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,151
She better be in pain
and not be able to walk tomorrow.

479
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,446
I... Listen to me. Listen to me, man.

480
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,953
You may be seated.

481
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:20,589
Just as the sun rises
every morning in God's skies,

482
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:25,469
the wife's virtuous beauty
shines on us all.

483
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,555
- What a ceremony, huh, man?
- Move it, man.

484
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,768
The Earth is filled
with God's benevolence,

485
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,857
Stop crying.

486
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,736
I can't. This is a wonderful moment.

487
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,947
It's my wedding. Only I'm allowed to cry.

488
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,910
Do you vow to remain together
in sickness and in health,

489
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,037
till death do you part?

490
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,082
Tag me in the pictures.
Everyone's taking pics.

491
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,792
Upload it to Instagram.

492
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,669
Tag me. You have a million followers.
I don't have that many.

493
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,338
- Do me a solid.
- After the ceremony.

494
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,672
The wedding bands, please.

495
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,759
- Yes, I vow.
- Yes, I vow.

496
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:11,223
With this ring, I vow to accompany
and love you for the rest of my days.

497
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,726
I love you, Tigre.

498
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,854
You're the best goal I ever scored.

499
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:23,151
For us Brazilians, that Chilean
was just stupendous.

500
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,903
So great.

501
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,405
The second best goal I ever scored.

502
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,117
Tell him about the best match
you ever played.

503
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,828
Did you get the metaphor? Stand back.

504
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,204
Sorry. I'm sorry.

505
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,956
- A goal?
- And now,

506
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,250
I declare you pro and wife.

507
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,377
You may kiss the bride.

508
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:45,215
They're gonna use tongue.
Watch that hand, man.

509
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,260
Thank you.

510
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,345
Bravo!

511
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,973
Now let's send them off with a wave!

512
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,392
A wave! For their marriage. Come on.

513
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,274
All right, boys.

514
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:03,900
That's good.

515
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,445
Now that the boring part's over,
we can go drink.

516
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,947
Give the gift money to my dad.

517
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,533
Afterwards, you drink,
do drugs and forget.

518
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,493
Don't be cheapskates and give it now.

519
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,662
Can you shut your mouth, please?

520
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,165
Now it's time to have fun
and drink, fuck yes!

521
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,208
Come on! Come on!

522
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:21,835
Auntie!

523
00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,421
Aunt Rita, you're so pretty!

524
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,673
What's that? Botox?

525
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,508
And new tits!

526
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:29,926
You look lovely.

527
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,469
Welcome, everyone.

528
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:36,266
I've noticed us Argentineans
talk with our hands a lot. We kiss.

529
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,811
Man to man. Doesn't mean we're fags.
Let me tell you.

530
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,646
You look Mexican, you son of a bitch.

531
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,900
- What's up? You good?
- How are you? You back?

532
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,526
We're looking at a few clubs.

533
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,196
- That sort of stuff.
- I have a business proposal.

534
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:52,240
I'm working on a protein shake.
I want you to be my ambassador.

535
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,700
- Your image.
- We'll talk.

536
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,368
- Fine.
- You okay with that?

537
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,620
Who's this?

538
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:57,996
Grandpa!

539
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,123
It's Potri. How are you?

540
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,877
Did Grandpa get Alzheimer's?

541
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,671
Fucking hell. What a shitty disease.

542
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,133
He doesn't have Alzheimer's.
I think you don't know him.

543
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:13,887
Beauty.

544
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:15,222
Everything's great.

545
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,224
This is our spot.

546
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,600
I'm the brother.

547
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,061
- You're screwed.
- My glass goes here.

548
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:24,522
- The seats are numbered.
- It's not a good night to fight.

549
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:27,192
- No, of course.
- Sit here, come on.

550
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:30,403
- Why fight over the seat?
- This asshole's driving me crazy.

551
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,948
Asshole, my balls. Thank you very much.

552
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,493
He's a friend of your brother's.
You have to treat the best friend right.

553
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:38,036
- You got that?
- Listen to me.

554
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,789
- Tell me otherwise.
- The night is so long,

555
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,750
and we have to get along. This is a party.
Hello!

556
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,544
This one's a little thin, huh?
But thank you!

557
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,004
Thank you for the gift.

558
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:52,509
- You don't know what happened in Mexico.
- Enjoy yourself. And do me a favor.

559
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:56,012
Tell your friend's girlfriend
to get dressed. She's naked.

560
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:58,473
- No, Dad.
- Renata's parents are Opus Dei.

561
00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:02,269
Have respect. She's right there.
They've been married for over 20 years.

562
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,604
This is your table.

563
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,398
- No, I--
- No, no, come here.

564
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,316
- I should be with family.
- Come here.

565
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,569
This is your family.
Look after them. Is that clear?

566
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:15,156
- I'd have to take a cab to get there.
- We have taxis. Now, sit down.

567
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,785
This is the best table.
It's right next to the kitchen.

568
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,537
We'll be the first to eat.

569
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,581
Stop kidding yourself.
This is the replacement's table.

570
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,542
Waiter! Listen. Come here.

571
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,962
Bring me one tequila for the gentleman,
one for the lady,

572
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,173
and, I don't know, a strawberry daiquiri.

573
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,634
- For the kids.
- One problem. We have no tequila.

574
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,512
We have wine, champagne,
whiskey, Fernet, Campari.

575
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:40,515
What do you mean there's no tequila?
Are you for real?

576
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:41,850
There's no tequila.

577
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,977
Go buy all the tequila you can.

578
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,147
- Do you have any Rivotril for me?
- Sure.

579
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,899
I have enough to knock out a zoo.

580
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,111
Let's kill some neurons!

581
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,285
Hey, wait! Here they come!

582
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,995
Come on, let's hear it!

583
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,789
Ole, ole!

584
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,542
Fabri! Reni!

585
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,713
Ole, ole! Look at that! That's beautiful.

586
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,973
Who do you think
taught that move to that guy? Man!

587
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:23,808
Who wants it?

588
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:32,525
There we go!

589
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:33,818
It's on me, okay?

590
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:36,196
Come on. Time to have fun.

591
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,949
I'm sick of your dad.
Renata's father paid for the party.

592
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,327
Now that we're here,
there's nothing to drink.

593
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,288
You know what dad's like.
What were you expecting?

594
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,206
Yeah, well...

595
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,292
Good thing this duo is together again.
Here we are!

596
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,252
Potro Romani and Belén Romani.

597
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:53,380
Potro throws a long pass.

598
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,632
Belén gets the ball!
She avoids the goalie. Go!

599
00:27:56,716 --> 00:28:00,595
Goal from Belén Romani!
I have to tell you something.

600
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,722
- You have no idea--
- Is it drug dealers?

601
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,432
Stop watching drug dealer shows.

602
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,518
Yeah, then they'll come looking for us.

603
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,978
- With machine guns--
- Have you been taking your meds?

604
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,856
No. Your dad doesn't like it
when I go to the therapist.

605
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,483
The meds were expensive.

606
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,777
You know I'll give you money
if you just ask.

607
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,863
- I'll send it to you.
- Family waltz. Now.

608
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:20,824
Come on, come on.

609
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,329
Well, cheers, boys.

610
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,294
If you feel like dancing,
why not take her?

611
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,631
- Is that okay?
- Sure.

612
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,592
- That'll be two thousand.
- Two thousand?

613
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,094
Well then.

614
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,222
I don't have Argentinean pesos,
only Mexican ones.

615
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:47,225
- It's better priced against the dollar.
- Whatever.

616
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,437
Come on, let's go.
People are so sour here.

617
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,397
In Mexico, even whores are happy.

618
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,065
Potro. Hey, man.

619
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,570
Do you have anything
to cover her up? A coat, maybe?

620
00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:00,071
A dress? Anything?

621
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,574
- What's your deal?
- It's making us uncomfortable.

622
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:04,743
Have more respect for the lady.

623
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:08,538
The best hugs, the best advice,
comes from a whore.

624
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:11,249
Then have her give you a hug
in the bathroom.

625
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,667
Fabricio!

626
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,420
Fabricio! Fabricio!

627
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,547
I love you. You're--

628
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,382
I admire you!

629
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,925
You're the greatest--

630
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,595
- All right, stop.
- Come on!

631
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:26,181
He's not armed. He came to take a picture.

632
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,224
- Yeah, I'm not armed.
- Stop, stop.

633
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,101
Potro, calm down.

634
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,978
- It's all right.
- Come with me.

635
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,897
Slowly, slowly.

636
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:37,358
- Calm down. Stop.
- You're such a big deal. It's an honor.

637
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:40,862
- Can someone take my picture?
- Potro, take our picture.

638
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:46,993
- Once I almost...
- He's so nervous, poor thing.

639
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,244
I almost got killed...

640
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,538
- Look at the camera.
- ...trying to see Messi.

641
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,916
- Your picture's done.
- One more?

642
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,918
- Take one with me.
- No, thanks.

643
00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,878
What do you mean? Take one with me.

644
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,838
Hey, slow down, slow down.

645
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,215
Come on, then.

646
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,717
- Are you my fan, too?
- Here it goes.

647
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:06,054
- Here goes. Upload it to Instagram, huh?
- Right.

648
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:07,680
It's done. Good.

649
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,182
Are you taking selfies?

650
00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,558
- Thank you.
- Fuck.

651
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:11,935
Oh, God, thank you.

652
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,355
Get him out of here.

653
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,359
It's all for you.

654
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:23,071
I keep telling my dealer to give me
an invoice for my coke. He refuses.

655
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,782
Sugar has to go up in smoke.

656
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:28,660
I don't like weddings.
I like to do something more...

657
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:31,246
symbolic. Something you remember forever.

658
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,163
Potro.

659
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:35,375
- Everything's ready. We good?
- That's great.

660
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:36,960
Focus on me now. Come on.

661
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,556
No! You're kidding!

662
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,807
A flash mob!

663
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,476
- How'd you remember?
- No, that wasn't me.

664
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,276
Look at the show this fucker's got going.

665
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,509
Hey! What happened?
I was having a good time.

666
00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:29,971
Tristan prepared a beautiful speech.

667
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,431
Are you kidding?

668
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,142
No, he worked several
months on it. Tristan?

669
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:38,021
Thank you. A flash mob is one
of my favorite things in the world.

670
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,147
- You liked that?
- Yes!

671
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,232
Thank you all!

672
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,944
I'd like to make a toast.
For our friendship.

673
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,740
To me, Fabricio is really...

674
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,410
much more than my best friend.
He's like a brother.

675
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,581
More than a brother,
because you can get a loser for a brother.

676
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,959
He's so important.
What we have is enormous.

677
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,378
We're shoulder to shoulder
in every battlefield.

678
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:06,507
Do you remember when we went
to the American Cup?

679
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,885
- I remember.
- We played against Mexico.

680
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,638
We've never had an easier win.

681
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,351
- Five goals.
- They're all like foosball players.

682
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,938
This asshole always makes me
look like the bad guy.

683
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:23,024
Like having the national team
play against a retirement home.

684
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,944
No, no, no. Don't make a scene.
Please, I beg you.

685
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:27,737
- Don't go.
- Pitín, let go of me.

686
00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:33,076
- Sit down.
- You sit down or I knock you down.

687
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,953
- Calm down.
- Let your brother speak.

688
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,413
- This isn't on me.
- When we were young, my dad

689
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:41,960
would take us to the bleachers
to watch the Rosario Central team.

690
00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:44,754
- That was the way to watch soccer.
- That's it!

691
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,966
Soccer was ours.
It's what brought us together.

692
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,342
It was our code.

693
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,679
And now you're making a fool of yourself.

694
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,389
A round of applause for my dad.

695
00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:58,226
- Thank you very much.
- The author Darío Romani.

696
00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,143
Thank you.

697
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:00,770
Thank you, really.

698
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,898
Look at how much he loves you.

699
00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:06,609
I loved you, too.

700
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,278
Until one day...

701
00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:12,615
One day you shit on my dream.

702
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,077
You left me with nothing
to give my brother everything.

703
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:21,749
Look at me. You know how much it hurts
to have your dad not believe in you?

704
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,962
To have a brother
who never stood up for you?

705
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,339
This belonged to all three of us.

706
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:31,384
I was left out.

707
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,096
Was that it?

708
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,683
Are you all done now?
Did you get it off your chest?

709
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:42,145
- Can we keep the party going?
- You can rest easy, old man.

710
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,150
Because I was shot in the leg with a .45.

711
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,653
- I won't play soccer anymore.
- It was drug dealers!

712
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:54,115
No, Mom. It was Tony.
A friend from the Cuervos.

713
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,285
But that's it. I've forgiven him.

714
00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,205
This is for you, Dad.

715
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,043
For screwing up my life.

716
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,759
He always does this
to be the center of attention.

717
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,010
How old are you?

718
00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,143
Why didn't you tell me?

719
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:26,355
- Why bother?
- Because I'm your father. That's why.

720
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,607
You never cared about me.

721
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,276
What are you saying? Why wouldn't I care?

722
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,153
We have to look to the future.

723
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,405
Do you have any idea
just how much you can do?

724
00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:36,449
- Like what?
- What do you mean?

725
00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:38,910
Stop crying.
Have you looked in the mirror?

726
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:42,789
Do you know what you look like?
You're pitiful.

727
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,665
You're healthy, not counting the wound.

728
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,835
You know what you were like as a kid?
You were phenomenal!

729
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,545
- But what--
- Fuck off.

730
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:52,256
It was just an idea.
Don't take it like that.

731
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,675
Both of us have made mistakes.

732
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:58,221
Now we must look to the future.
Start anew. It's over!

733
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,431
You know how many times
I tried to get closer?

734
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:01,432
To you?

735
00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:06,187
Yeah. Why don't you stay here for a while?
With Mom and me?

736
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,231
- You think so?
- Come here.

737
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:09,899
Come here, you fool.

738
00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:13,027
Come here. Do you have any idea
what we can do together?

739
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,613
We can go see a match. We can go fishing.

740
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,616
We'll go get sushi. I'll tell my secretary
to write a contract.

741
00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:21,244
- Drink champagne, dance, have fun!
- Contract for what?

742
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,453
What for?

743
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,914
You give me the rights for my new book!

744
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,834
Your whole life is extraordinary.
What an irony.

745
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,210
"Lead goal."

746
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,295
"Lead Goal" in gray. A red cover.

747
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,797
It'll be a hit.

748
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:37,135
A forward gets shot
playing in a dangerous third world team.

749
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:40,972
- It'll be a hit--
- Why don't you just go fuck yourself?

750
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:43,808
- What do you mean?
- You haven't changed at all.

751
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,436
- I understand why I left.
- Diego...

752
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,314
You're a terrible writer.

753
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:51,899
- You have no skill.
- What?

754
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,569
You only published your book
because Fabricio paid for it.

755
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:58,489
You're a failure. I won't hit you
because you're my father.

756
00:35:58,823 --> 00:35:59,740
Go on, go away.

757
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,954
Get closer, so we can see the tears.

758
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:07,540
Come on, man, go away. Don't be so morbid.

759
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,458
I'm tired of the documentary. Leave.

760
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,256
Here he is, fucking hell. Come on.

761
00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:18,759
Where were you?
What are you doing? Why'd you leave?

762
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,553
Why'd you end up here?

763
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:29,061
I should've been there for you.
What happened to you was terrible.

764
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:32,023
So suddenly.
I didn't know about your situation.

765
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:36,777
- I didn't want to disappoint you.
- How could you? Are you nuts?

766
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,487
What happened to you is fucked up.

767
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:42,116
The end of soccer is harsh,
but when it happens abruptly...

768
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:45,870
- I have nightmares every night, man.
- Of course you do.

769
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:49,457
You're going to have to learn
how to play the hardest game of them all.

770
00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:51,792
You have to learn to let go.

771
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:54,295
It'll be hard. Difficult.

772
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:59,091
To have to step away from the spotlight...
It sucks.

773
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,636
You can't deal with that.
This wasn't your fault.

774
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,348
What does one know about the shitty plans
God has for us? But it's done!

775
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:08,684
Keep moving forward. You're young.
Come on, huh?

776
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,478
Give me that bazooka.

777
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,191
You're smoking bazooka?
That shit kills you.

778
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:17,693
- You're giving him this shit?
- Yeah.

779
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,947
- How can you smoke that, Ricky?
- Here.

780
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:22,448
Take a hit.

781
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,033
Come on.

782
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,916
I just wanted to see my family.

783
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,460
My dad never loved me.
My brother's a pampered asshole.

784
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:35,795
He thinks he's Messi.

785
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:37,255
At least your mom loves you.

786
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,590
She doesn't love me. My mom's crazy.

787
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:42,260
She's showing signs of schizophrenia.
I'm an orphan.

788
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,138
You're no orphan.
But sometimes blood ties are worth shit.

789
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,809
Because family is the people
you choose to be with.

790
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,187
I don't know what to do if I stay.
I feel like a foreigner.

791
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,313
This isn't my house.

792
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:57,316
What's a house got to do with this?
Home is an abstract concept.

793
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,652
Theoretically, I live in my car.
That's my house.

794
00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:02,738
Home is the place where one feels welcome.

795
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,156
Yeah, look at this.

796
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:08,327
Look at the plans I have in Mexico.
Party in Xochimilco with hot ladies.

797
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,204
Thong party at her place.

798
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,623
Look at the girls.
Look at the ass on that one.

799
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,959
A Tulum retreat with Chava Iglesias.

800
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:17,753
These are my friends.
Not these shitty people.

801
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,715
We're here now. Send everything to hell.

802
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:23,342
Ex-wives, toxic people.

803
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,303
- Fuck my dad.
- Yeah.

804
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,595
You are my dad.

805
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:31,058
You're my dad. And my brothers?
They're these fucking Indians.

806
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,019
Let's go have fun.

807
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,520
Let's have fun!

808
00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:36,397
Since we're here, give me some more.

809
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:42,987
Let's change the music.

810
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:45,531
People are falling asleep. Play this.

811
00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:46,824
Come on.

812
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:48,367
Come on, you fuckers!

813
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,286
Let's get down to business!

814
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,675
Hey, stop that, stop.

815
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,469
Come on, stop it.

816
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,515
Kiss her! Come on!

817
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:14,518
Long live the bride and groom!

818
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,776
I can't believe I'm seeing
my folks like this.

819
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:25,196
I don't know if I've ever seen them touch.
I swear.

820
00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:27,281
That's the power of reggaeton.

821
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,283
- That wasn't me.
- Thank you.

822
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,453
I never thought my wedding
would be so amazing.

823
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,421
Touch him. He's like a rock.

824
00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:46,467
I'm telling you.
Your son would be a great stripper.

825
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,597
All right, all right.

826
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,265
Put the hose away, okay?

827
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,308
Come on.

828
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,353
- Aren't you dancing?
- I'm tired.

829
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:58,771
Come with me.

830
00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,731
- I'm good here.
- I want ecstasy.

831
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,900
- Come on.
- I don't want to. You go.

832
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:03,984
Go have fun.

833
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,363
- What's it like? It's nice?
- It's nice.

834
00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:08,948
- Do you know it?
- I don't.

835
00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:11,575
- You have to come visit.
- Just tell me when.

836
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,786
Whenever you like.

837
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:45,192
- You're on Potro now.
- Yeah? You like it when I hit you?

838
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,113
What are you doing?

839
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,365
- It's exactly what you're seeing.
- No, no.

840
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,910
- Why don't you ever listen?
- Let go of him! Let go of him!

841
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,121
- You're a brute!
- Hey!

842
00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,124
You're a shithead!
Potro, I'm going to kill you!

843
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:01,876
- What? I'll kill you.
- Stop!

844
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,085
This is fucked up.

845
00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:05,045
Get him!

846
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:09,633
You idiot! The chick was looking for me.
It's not my fault.

847
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,051
Come on, Potro!

848
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,804
- Stop, you faggots!
- Stop!

849
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,182
Come on, man, make him bleed!

850
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,558
Potro, come on!

851
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,772
I promised Fabri I wouldn't fight.
Can you calm down?

852
00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:25,065
Look at what he's doing.

853
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:27,234
See? He made me look like an idiot.

854
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,778
Stop it. What are you saying?

855
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,739
You fuck all your fans.

856
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,908
I want to have a good time, too.

857
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:36,660
We had a special bond.
That wasn't just sex.

858
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,705
- Stop it, you cock with legs.
- What about the song?

859
00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:43,042
- What bond? What song?
- Hey! No, no, no, you--!

860
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,210
Hey!

861
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,254
- What are you doing?
- That was an accident. You okay?

862
00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,382
Look, man. Calm down.

863
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,970
- Renata.
- What's the matter?

864
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:55,971
This is your fault!

865
00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:57,181
- Stop.
- What did you do?

866
00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,100
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Darío, what did you do?

867
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,186
You're not the real Potro.

868
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,606
You're a disaster. Don't you get tired
of fucking everything up?

869
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,566
- Over and over.
- Why are you scolding him?

870
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,859
Stop it, Dad!

871
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,570
It wasn't me.
This asshole wants to hit me.

872
00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:13,614
Why does he want to hit you?

873
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:15,533
No, no, what are you doing here?

874
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,326
Get the fuck out of here!

875
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,328
- I come in peace.
- Get out!

876
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,413
- Get out of here. No. Go.
- Give me a chance.

877
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,040
- Get out.
- Let me clean your dress.

878
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,626
Give me a moment.
I'm an expert on blood stains.

879
00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:28,629
Give me a second.
It'll come out with this.

880
00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:32,132
It's all the same.
Everything you do is all in vain!

881
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,593
This is all driving me crazy!

882
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:35,803
I fucked up, Reni.

883
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,388
- I'm sorry!
- You and your brother!

884
00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:39,348
He didn't do anything.

885
00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:41,100
You didn't fuck up that bad.

886
00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:43,060
He didn't do shit. It was me.

887
00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,563
I shouldn't have aired
our dirty laundry about my dad.

888
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:49,942
I knew deep down I wasn't invited.
What could I do? I couldn't not come.

889
00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,735
It's good you did. He's your brother.

890
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:53,404
- I have to speak to Fabricio.
- Wait!

891
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:56,282
Yes! Because he's a liar.
He kept you a secret.

892
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:57,992
It's a shame we didn't meet before!

893
00:42:58,075 --> 00:42:59,285
He's a great guy!

894
00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:04,248
If I want to start a family with him,
I want something clean, not full of shit.

895
00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,333
But don't fight now!
Especially not over me.

896
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,335
- We're very different, you know?
- Yeah.

897
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:09,878
I did shitty things to him.

898
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:13,757
Once I exchanged our urine samples.

899
00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,843
I was on Maradona's diet.

900
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,386
- What's that?
- Well...

901
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,429
This one.

902
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,598
I snorted it every four hours.

903
00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:23,350
My piss came out sparkling.

904
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,269
- Really?
- He got suspended for a year.

905
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:26,770
Because of me.

906
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:31,650
But despite all that, here you are.
That says a lot of good about you.

907
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:34,570
And that's it.

908
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,239
- It came out!
- It came out!

909
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,158
You do everything right!

910
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:40,951
You fool.

911
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,579
It's so good to meet you
and that you came.

912
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,540
You know what? I love that you're here.

913
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,168
I love that you fucked
Tristan's girlfriend.

914
00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:52,212
Maybe that'll help deflate
that fucker's ego.

915
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,339
Dick face.

916
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:54,715
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

917
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:57,051
I'm gonna kill your brother.

918
00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,720
Stop that. Calm down.
You're not hitting my brother.

919
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:01,388
- He fucked my girl!
- You hit my wife.

920
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,723
That was an accident.

921
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,559
- He fucked my girl at your wedding!
- Learn to look after her!

922
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,103
Ask her what happened.
You're not touching anyone.

923
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:11,315
All right, that's it. Hey, hey. It's done.

924
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:14,568
Please forgive me. I forgive you.

925
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:18,614
What do I have to forgive you for?
I love you. My home isn't here.

926
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,324
My home is in Mexico.

927
00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:21,950
My family's waiting.

928
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:24,662
With chilaquiles and a party.
It's all good.

929
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,956
You're all invited to my place.
There, in Aztec land.

930
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,834
Where people are welcoming. And nicer.

931
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,629
And women are more open about anal.

932
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:36,465
I love you all.

933
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:40,928
Potro, wait.

934
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:47,476
I'm sorry the soccer thing
didn't work out.

935
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,145
I watched all your matches.

936
00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:53,190
- Stop fucking around.
- I didn't miss a single one!

937
00:44:53,732 --> 00:44:56,527
Look. Cuervos v. Santos.
Cuervos are losing 2-1.

938
00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:59,780
Three minutes before the match ends,
Potro gets the ball.

939
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:02,449
My brother. The goalie is not in position.
He noticed.

940
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:06,203
He crouches, places the ball, stands...
No hesitation. Bam!

941
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:10,290
The ball touches the net,
and the goalie has to get it.

942
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,292
- You watched it.
- Yes. All of it.

943
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:14,503
Apparently I'm not the only pro
in the family.

944
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:19,675
You won't ever catch up to me.
But you know what to do with a ball.

945
00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:25,055
- Come visit me, okay?
- I love you, bro.

946
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,392
- Hey, Potro.
- What?

947
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,145
- Follow me on Instagram.
- All right. Tag me on this.

948
00:45:33,772 --> 00:45:35,732
I'm glad you joined in the fight!

949
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,317
They were kicking my ass.

950
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,319
Throwing you around like a ping pong ball.

951
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:42,156
If I didn't show, they'd have
kicked your head into your ass.

952
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,450
Stop fucking around.
I have to look after you.

953
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,411
- It's true.
- Don't you want to stay home?

954
00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:49,413
- There's space in the car.
- In your house?

955
00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:51,039
You're kidding. Come with me.

956
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:53,542
Do you know what sort of partying
we get to back home?

957
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,420
We have whores, drugs.
We fill the place up with girls.

958
00:45:56,503 --> 00:46:00,048
I don't know how I'd live
with so much pollution.

959
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:02,551
Don't you have to wear a mask?
What's your plan?

960
00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:04,761
I spent all my money on this trip.

961
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:07,264
I can start from scratch.
I can work as an aide.

962
00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:10,559
A waiter at the hip neighborhood maybe.
Thanks, man.

963
00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,060
Thank you.

964
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,734
I discovered you.
I'll keep looking after you until I die.

965
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:20,652
- Do me a favor.
- What?

966
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:22,196
Stop smoking crack.

967
00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:24,990
Get a job.

968
00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:28,285
And get out of that house.
Find an apartment.

969
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:31,288
When I start working,
I'll send you money. Okay?

970
00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:32,247
I'll send you some.

971
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,583
Listen to me. See you soon, all right?

972
00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:36,585
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

973
00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:40,756
Come on, you Indian. We'll be late.

974
00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:42,674
- What's up, blondie?
- Hello.

975
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,510
Where are you traveling?

976
00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:47,012
- Mexico.
- Your passport, please.

977
00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:48,347
Yeah.

978
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,475
Here.

979
00:46:52,851 --> 00:46:56,730
- You don't look Mexican.
- I think you're a little racist.

980
00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:59,775
Listen. I'd like to renounce
my Argentinean nationality.

981
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,860
Please hand that to the government.

982
00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:05,948
This passport has already been canceled.
Keep it. You might need it.

983
00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,366
Then throw it away.

984
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:10,827
- What are you doing?
- What's the matter with you?

985
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,288
That's like betraying your country.

986
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,040
You don't know Mexico.

987
00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:17,084
- Have you ever been?
- I'm going there now.

988
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,293
I'm Mexican.

989
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,296
In fact, listen to this.
I'll go live in Cancún.

990
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,422
When I die,

991
00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:26,218
I want my friends to mix my ashes
with coke and snort it at the beach

992
00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:27,719
while playing a Potro corrido.

993
00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,221
- There.
- You like that?

994
00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:33,308
I loved it. You know why?
Because I start a new life today.

995
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,811
Be careful with hot peppers, mariachis...

996
00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:38,689
- and the little plazas.
- Be careful with that menopause.

997
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,941
It's close, if you don't have it already.

998
00:47:44,903 --> 00:47:47,906
Where the fuck do we come from?
Where the hell are we going?

999
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:52,035
Let's see. In the end, we're all wanderers
moving through the world.

1000
00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:55,747
When I think about it,
who the fuck cares if my leg works?

1001
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:58,250
All that matters
is that I can still get hard.

1002
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,711
Argentina isn't my home anymore.

1003
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:03,380
Mexico, fucker, has warmly embraced me.

1004
00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:05,007
People love me.

1005
00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:07,593
I probably have kids scattered everywhere.

1006
00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,470
I might never know where I am.

1007
00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:12,514
But one thing I do know.

1008
00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:16,518
After all, it is I, Potro.

1009
00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:37,868
Translated by: María José Gómez Viñolo