return {
    ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "I could have told you that wouldn't fit.",
        },
        BUILD =
        {
            MOUNTED = "Even with my long arms, I still can't reach.",
            HASPET = "One pet is enough responsibility.",
        },
        SHAVE =
        {
            AWAKEBEEFALO = "I don't think she'd take kindly to that.",
            GENERIC = "To what end?",
            NOBITS = "But it's already as smooth as a baby's rear end.",
        },
        STORE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It wouldn't fit.",
            NOTALLOWED = "That can't go in there.",
            INUSE = "Worry not, pal. I've the patience of a saint.",
        },
        WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm unable to do that right now.",
            INUSE = "I can wait... it's the courteous thing to do.",
        },
        RUMMAGE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Curses.",
            INUSE = "I'm quite adept at waiting. I've had a lot of practice.",
        },
        USEKLAUSSACKKEY =
        {
            WRONGKEY = "Blast! Wrong key.",
            KLAUS = "I'll not be done in by an overgrown Krampus.",
        },
        COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Nothing ever goes as planned.",
            INUSE = "Hmph. You're adding too much salt.",
            TOOFAR = "I must get closer.",
        },
        MOUNT =
        {
            INUSE = "Once again the seat of power is stolen from me!",
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "Perhaps I should take a step back.",
        },
        SADDLE =
        {
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "Perhaps I should take a step back.",
        },
        DRAW =
        {
            NOIMAGE = "My memory isn't good enough to draw from it.",
        },
        CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "How could you improve on perfection?",
            BURNING = "Oh. There go all my good pocket squares.",
            INUSE = "They're in much more dire need of it.",
        },
        ATTUNE =
        {
            NOHEALTH = "I must wait and regain my strength.",
        },
        GIVE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I should think not.",
            DEAD = "The dead have no need of such things.",
            SLEEPING = "It's thoroughly unconscious.",
            BUSY = "It's busy, currently.",
            ABIGAILHEART = "I had to try.",
            GHOSTHEART = "I don't think so. They might still be mad.",
            NOTGEM = "Even The Amazing Maxwell couldn't wring magic from that.",
            WRONGGEM = "That would be an amateurish misuse of its magic.",
            NOTSTAFF = "Hm. No, that's not right.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSSHROOM = "A mushroom would be more suited to this.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSLOG = "A living log would be more suited to this.",
            SLOTFULL = "Occupied.",
            DUPLICATE = "That can already be made here.",
            NOTSCULPTABLE = "That is certainly not for sculpting with.",
            CANTSHADOWREVIVE = "It refuses to bend to my will.",
            WRONGSHADOWFORM = "The bones were too amateurishly assembled.",
        },
        GIVETOPLAYER =
        {
            FULL = "No sense giving them more than they can carry.",
            DEAD = "The dead have no need of such things.",
            SLEEPING = "Err... I'll let you rest.",
            BUSY = "When you have a moment.",
        },
        GIVEALLTOPLAYER =
        {
            FULL = "No sense giving them more than they can carry.",
            DEAD = "The dead have no need of such things.",
            SLEEPING = "Err... I'll let you rest.",
            BUSY = "When you have a moment.",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            KNOWN = "I am far too advanced for this.",
            CANTLEARN = "There's a lesson to be learned about tampering with secret knowledge.",
            WRONGWORLD = "I seem to be in the wrong place to use this.",
        },
        WRAPBUNDLE =
        {
            EMPTY = "I don't know what to wrap.",
        },
        PICKUP =
        {
            RESTRICTION = "I have no use of such things.",
        },
    },
    ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "That didn't work.",
    ANNOUNCE_DIG_DISEASE_WARNING = "That takes care of that.",
    ANNOUNCE_PICK_DISEASE_WARNING = "How putrid!",
    ANNOUNCE_MOUNT_LOWHEALTH = "Say, pal, you don't look so good.",
    ANNOUNCE_BECOMEGHOST = "oOooooOO!!",
    ANNOUNCE_GHOSTDRAIN = "They're whispering through the core of my mind...!",
    ANNOUNCE_PETRIFED_TREES = "Oh, this should be good.",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_ENRAGE = "Time to beat a hasty retreat!",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_UNCHAINED = "Its true power has been unlocked!",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_CALLFORHELP = "The coward has summoned its minions.",

    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERAFK = "I must be ever vigilant!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERGIFT = "That's a terrible idea right now.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOMOUNTEDGIFT = "I'm not opening that on top of this thing.",
    ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "Oh dear. I know what's making that sound.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "That might not be the best idea.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "They're hot on my heels!",
    ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_SINKHOLE =
    {
        "My world is crumbling!",
        "I am attacked by my own world!",
        "An earthquake!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_TRIBUTE =
    {
        "May this tribute sate the beast.",
        "Does this entertain you, beast?",
        "What a chore.",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_SACREDCHEST_YES = "Was there ever a doubt?",
    ANNOUNCE_SACREDCHEST_NO = "It's deemed me unworthy.",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "It's sleep time, not siesta time.",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "It's a bit creepy out for that.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "Traditionally, a siesta comes after eating, not before.",
    ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Protect me, cursed tree!",
    ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "It burns!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "Drat.",
    ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "Damp is not dapper.",
    ANNOUNCE_WET = "Water'll ruin a good suit, you know?",
    ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "I don't think I'll ever be dry again.",
    ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "Wetter than water itself.",
    ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "I of all people should be able to do this.",
    ANNOUNCE_BEES = "Killing me won't bring back your honey!",
    ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "Ow! Blasted... clumsy hands!",
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Charlie? It's me! Maxwell!",
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Ow! Be gentle, Charlie!",
    ANNOUNCE_COLD = "My heart grows cold.",
    ANNOUNCE_HOT = "My heart can't stand the heat!",
    ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "Er... I can't do that.",
    ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "I hear one of them coming.",
    ANNOUNCE_CAVEIN = "The ceiling is going to collapse!",
    ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "It'll be dark soon. Charlie will be waking up.",
    ANNOUNCE_EAT =
    {
        GENERIC = "(Gulp!)",
        PAINFUL = "Ow! That hurt my mouth!",
        SPOILED = "That was putrid.",
        STALE = "That was past its expiration date.",
        INVALID = "I won't let that anywhere near my mouth.",
        YUCKY = "A civilized man does not eat such things.",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_ENCUMBERED =
    {
        "Reduced... to this...",
        "Huff... huff...",
        "This is... peasant... work...",
        "Oh... my back...",
        "I wasn't... built for this...",
        "All my joints... are cracking!",
        "I... was a king, you know..!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_ATRIUM_DESTABILIZING =
    {
        "Dark magics are returning.",
        "Here we go again.",
        "The power's growing.",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_RUINS_RESET = "The cycle begins again.",

    ANNOUNCE_SNARED = "How dare you!",
    ANNOUNCE_REPELLED = "What trickery is this!",
    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "That smell... both nostalgic and terrifying!",
    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "Thank goodness for the light.",
    ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Freedom, at last!",
    ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "My brain swells with power!",
    ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "The hounds are growing restless.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I am empty inside.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "I smell dung and beast sweat.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Drat! It got away.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "I can't follow it in these conditions!",
    ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "My pockets are full.",
    ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Ugh. My head hurts.",
    ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "That wasn't very informative.",
    ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "What annoying little bugs.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "Not while there's danger afoot!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "I can't sleep during daylight hours.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "Sleeping now would mess up my sleep schedule!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "I'm too hungry. I can't sleep.",
    ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "Odd. They forgot to set it.",
    ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Have patience!",
    ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "That rumbling can't be good.",
    ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "Knowledge is power. And power is... well, power.",
    ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "I scratched my arms up doing that.",
    ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Curses. Another light down.",
    ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "There goes my respite.",
    ANNOUNCE_THURIBLE_OUT = "A shame.",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "The compass has fallen to pieces.",
    ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Ack!",
    ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "Hmm, not quite done.",
    ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "Yech. It's horrible in there.",
    ANNOUNCE_TOWNPORTALTELEPORT = "It's about time.",
    ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nI think I can fix this!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOSANITY = "I have the worst headache!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOFUEL = "I need some nightmare fuel.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOWARDROBEONFIRE = "You're kidding right?",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT= "I need to pass the time somehow.",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "Ah. The satisfaction of a job well done.",
    ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "It perked up just a tiny bit.",
    ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "Can't touch this!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPING = "Now is the time to strike!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPED = "It fled back into the earth.",

--boarlord event
    ANNOUNCE_REVIVING_CORPSE = "Allow me to assist.",
    ANNOUNCE_REVIVED_OTHER_CORPSE = "No need to thank me.",
    ANNOUNCE_REVIVED_FROM_CORPSE = "That was simply undignified.",
    ANNOUNCE_SHADOWSTRIKE_ATTACK = "Shadow Strike!",

    BATTLECRY =
    {
        GENERIC = "To arms!",
        PIG = "Brains over brawn!",
        PREY = "Sacrifice yourself for my comfort!",
        SPIDER = "I'll not be made a fool of!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "You've forced my hand!",
        DEER = "You do not belong in MY world!",
    },
    COMBAT_QUIT =
    {
        GENERIC = "And stay away!",
        PIG = "Next time, pig!",
        PREY = "You're not worth my time!",
        SPIDER = "I won't be made a fool of... next time!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Next time the gloves come off!",
    },
    DESCRIBE =
    {
        PLAYER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, %s.",
            ATTACKER = "%s seems untrustworthy...",
            MURDERER = "Murderous fiend! I'll stop at nothing!",
            REVIVER = "%s tethers lost spirits to this world.",
            GHOST = "%s needs heart-shaped assistance.",
            FIRESTARTER = "%s has been lighting fires.",
        },
        WILSON =
        {
            GENERIC = "Err, greetings, Mr. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "You're going off the deep end, pal.",
            MURDERER = "Our truce ends here, murderer!",
            REVIVER = "%s is a real pal...",
            GHOST = "Are you certain you wish to return to this world, %s?",
            FIRESTARTER = "The fire is supposed to go in the pit, Higgsbury.",
        },
        WOLFGANG =
        {
            GENERIC = "Good day to you, Mr. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "The strongman %s seems a little unhinged.",
            MURDERER = "Murderous fiend! Behold my power!",
            REVIVER = "%s tethers lost spirits to this world.",
            GHOST = "Let's find a heart, %s. I'll prepare my incantations.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Did you intend to burn that, %s?",
        },
        WAXWELL =
        {
            GENERIC = "What a dapper fellow!",
            --Pride... Arrogance... Conceit...
            ATTACKER = "I know that look, %s. What are you up to?",
            MURDERER = "Old habits die hard... and so will you!",
            REVIVER = "Trust only yourself, hey %s?",
            GHOST = "I'll have to pay in blood to bring you back, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Do not blow this for us, %s.",
        },
        WX78 =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Mx. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "If you're going to attack, at least finish the job!",
            MURDERER = "Murderous fiend! This will be your destruction!",
            REVIVER = "%s never did respect human mortality.",
            GHOST = "A shame about your death, %s. You were the only one I half-liked.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Mx. %s is finally making good on their promise of mayhem.",
        },
        WILLOW =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Ms. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "%s is not my ally...",
            MURDERER = "Murderous fiend! Taste my wrath!",
            REVIVER = "%s has bent reality to her fiery will.",
            GHOST = "We will require a heart to bring you back, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "She's a firestarter. And a twisted one, at that.",
        },
        WENDY =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Ms. %s. How are you?",
            ATTACKER = "%s has been corrupted...",
            MURDERER = "Don't think I'll hesitate, murderous fiend!",
            REVIVER = "%s is a true death defier.",
            GHOST = "%s's looking a little too much like her sister. Needs a heart.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Don't play with fire, Ms. %s.",
        },
        WOODIE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Mr. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "%s is going against the grain...",
            MURDERER = "Fiend! Time to make like a tree...!",
            REVIVER = "%s seems very in touch with the spirits of the forest.",
            GHOST = "That blockhead could use a heart.",
            BEAVER = "Ha! What a delightful curse.",
            BEAVERGHOST = "Yew don't look so wood.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Is it wise to be starting fires, given your predilections?",
        },
        WICKERBOTTOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "Good day, Ms. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "%s is withholding information...",
            MURDERER = "Do not start fights you cannot win!",
            REVIVER = "%s has excellent command of the dark arts.",
            GHOST = "You know the price of revival as well as I do, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Never pinned you for the wanton destruction type, Ms.",
        },
        WES =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Mr. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "%s is giving me the creeps...",
            MURDERER = "Murderous fiend! You cannot escape!",
            REVIVER = "%s is an effective ally.",
            GHOST = "I could get you a heart, %s... for a price.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Stop burning things, mime.",
        },
        WEBBER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Mr. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "%s is looking downright feral...",
            MURDERER = "So, %s, you're a monster after all!",
            REVIVER = "This child, %s, doesn't have a mean bone in his body.",
            GHOST = "Looks like you got squashed, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Like a moth to flame. Or a spider, maybe.",
        },
        WATHGRITHR =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Ms. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "What is %s's motivation?",
            MURDERER = "Bloodthirsty warrior! This ends now!",
            REVIVER = "%s has excellent command of the spirit realm.",
            GHOST = "Do you desire a heart, %s?",
            FIRESTARTER = "The next fire you start will be a funeral pyre.",
        },
        WINONA =
        {
            GENERIC = "Greetings, Ms. %s.",
            ATTACKER = "%s has been roughhousing like a commoner.",
            MURDERER = "You've engineered your own demise!",
            REVIVER = "%s expertly uses all tools at her disposal.",
            GHOST = "My, you're looking spirited today, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "You were the last one I expected to start fires, %s.",
        },

        BERNIE_INACTIVE =
        {
            BROKEN = "It's seen better days.",
            GENERIC = "It makes me a little nostalgic.",
        },
        BERNIE_ACTIVE = "Just what am I looking at here?",
        BURNT_MARSH_BUSH = "Utterly destroyed.",

        SHADOWDIGGER = "I'm a shadow of myself. Ha-ha!",

        LICHEN = "A slow growing cave plant.",
        GLOMMER = "A flying goop factory.",
        GLOMMERFLOWER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Flower power.",
            DEAD = "Flower power forever.",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "They're sticky.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "Well, that's rank.",
        BELL = "More bell.",
        STATUEGLOMMER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Thank goodness, I thought it was another wretched statue of me.",
            EMPTY = "The fewer statues the better, I say.",
        },
        WEBBERSKULL = "Reminds me of the good ol' days.",
        MOLE =
        {
            HELD = "End of the line.",
            UNDERGROUND = "Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Do you dig it?",
            ABOVEGROUND = "I'll take that as a \"yes\".",
        },
        MOLEHILL = "Burrow deep, I'm coming for you.",
        MOLEHAT = "No wonder they can dig for hours.",
        NIGHTSTICK = "Good morning.",
        RABBITHOUSE=
        {
            GENERIC = "Oh, isn't that clever.",
            BURNT = "Cleverness killed the carrot.",
        },
        TURF_DECIDUOUS = "Turf.",
        TURF_SANDY = "Turf.",
        TURF_BADLANDS = "Turf.",
        --GOLDENMACHETE = "The only way to hack things is in luxury.",
        --MACHETE = "Truthfully I was always a hack.",
        --MOWER = "Truthfully I was always a hack.",
        --OBSIDIANMACHETE = "This seems like a dangerous thing to farm with.",
        --BOOK_METEOR = "Reading strange books has always worked out for me before.",
        LIGHTER = "It does the job, I suppose.",
        ANTLION =
        {
            GENERIC = "Have you no pride?",
            VERYHAPPY = "We've placated it for now.",
            UNHAPPY = "It's going to wreak havoc on my world.",
        },
        ANTLIONTRINKET = "I'll cross it off my bucket list.",
        SANDSPIKE = "That was quite impolite.",
        SANDBLOCK = "Impressive.",
        GLASSSPIKE = "I hope I'm not so transparent.",
        GLASSBLOCK = "Not the castle I had in mind for myself.",
        ABIGAIL_FLOWER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hm? What a familiar presence.",
            LONG = "I can sense strong magic within it.",
            MEDIUM = "This enchantment is not of my doing.",
            SOON = "Whatever it is will be arriving soon.",
            HAUNTED_POCKET = "I should quit toying with this now.",
            HAUNTED_GROUND = "It demands a sacrifice.",
        },

        BOOK_BIRDS = "What a wasteful misuse of magic.",
        BOOK_TENTACLES = "What horrors shall be summoned from the depths?",
        BOOK_GARDENING = "It's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension.",
        BOOK_SLEEP = "I haven't had a real sleep in... ages.",
        BOOK_BRIMSTONE = "I've had enough fire and brimstone for one eternity.",
        LUCY = "Ah. How have you been, Lucy?",
        BALLOONS_EMPTY = "Those look much too jovial for my liking.",
        BALLOON = "This seems out of place here. Too cheery.",
        SPEAR_WATHGRITHR = "I can appreciate a finely crafted weapon.",
        WATHGRITHRHAT = "Well... it's no crown.",

        BEARGER = "Take whatever you want.",
        BEARGERVEST = "See my vest.",
        TREEGUARD = "Stop this ridiculous charade, beast.",
        ICEPACK = "Its contents are hibernating.",
        BEARGER_FUR = "This would make a nice rug.",
        FURTUFT = "Not quite enough for a rug.",
        BIGFOOT = "Now that is surely fuel for nightmares.",
        BONESHARD = "Grind them bones.",
        BUZZARD = "Carrion connoisseur.",
        CACTUS =
        {
            GENERIC = "Puffer plant.",
            PICKED = "Cactus? More like flat-tus!",
        },
        CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "Cactus comestible.",
        CACTUS_MEAT = "It would be unwise to put that in my mouth.",
        CACTUS_FLOWER = "This part of the cactus is always nice.",
        COLDFIRE =
        {
            EMBERS = "I'm going to lose it.",
            GENERIC = "How comforting.",
            HIGH = "That will keep Charlie away for now.",
            LOW = "It needs fuel.",
            NORMAL = "Cold and fiery.",
            OUT = "That's not coming back.",
        },
        CATCOON = "Catty vermin.",
        CATCOONDEN =
        {
            GENERIC = "Vermin housing.",
            EMPTY = "Well, I guess that's that.",
        },
        CATCOONHAT = "Dead head.",
        COONTAIL = "Tale of tails.",
        COOKPOT =
        {
            COOKING_LONG = "Wait for it...",
            COOKING_SHORT = "Here it comes!",
            DONE = "Finally, some quality grub.",
            EMPTY = "Just the thought makes my mouth water.",
            BURNT = "A bit overdone for my tastes.",
        },

        COMPASS =
        {
            GENERIC= "I've lost my way.",
            N = "North.",
            S = "South.",
            E = "East.",
            W = "West.",
            NE = "Northeast.",
            SE = "Southeast.",
            NW = "Northwest.",
            SW = "Southwest.",
        },

        EYEBRELLAHAT = "Eye to the sky.",
        GRASSGEKKO =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm sure its tail grows back.",
            DISEASED = "It's sickly and frail.",
        },
        ARMORDRAGONFLY = "That's some fly mail.",
        DRAGON_SCALES = "Fiery.",
        DRAGONFLYCHEST = "Those scales sure are nifty.",
        DECIDUOUSTREE =
        {
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            BURNT = "Bathed in fire.",
            POISON = "Shut your maw!",
            CHOPPED = "That's not about to grow back.",
            GENERIC = "An acquaintance of mine describes them as \"leafy\".",
        },
        ACORN_COOKED = "Over an open fire.",
        BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "A nut with legs! How terrifying!",
        FARMPLOT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Do I look like a farmer?",
            GROWING = "I have better things to do than watch plants grow.",
            NEEDSFERTILIZER = "It needs to be... refreshed.",
            BURNT = "A harvest of ashes.",
        },
        COLDFIREPIT =
        {
            EMBERS = "Someone should attend to that.",
            GENERIC = "A fire pit.",
            HIGH = "A roaring, cold fire.",
            LOW = "It's getting low.",
            NORMAL = "It's cold.",
            OUT = "It's gone warm.",
        },
        FIRESUPPRESSOR =
        {
            ON = "Begone, fire!",
            OFF = "Quiet before the storm.",
            LOWFUEL = "Not much fuel left.",
        },
        ICEHAT = "Strap some ice on your head.",
        LIGHTNINGGOAT =
        {
            GENERIC = "What's it always chewing on?",
            CHARGED = "Chaaarge!",
        },
        LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "It'd make a nice horn.",
        GOATMILK = "It's charged with nutrients.",
        MEATRACK =
        {
            DONE = "Like the desert.",
            DRYING = "Still moist.",
            DRYINGINRAIN = "Moist and staying that way.",
            GENERIC = "It can dry meats so they'll last longer.",
            BURNT = "It's too brittle to hang meat on now.",
        },
        MERMHEAD =
        {
            GENERIC = "The eyes follow you around.",
            BURNT = "Roasted merm head. Delicious.",
        },
        MERMHOUSE =
        {
            GENERIC = "They copied the pigs, but they're even less intelligent.",
            BURNT = "Well, it burns just as well as the pigs' version.",
        },
        FLOWERSALAD = "Leafy goodness.",
        ICECREAM = "Sundae, sundae, sundae!",
        WATERMELONICLE = "The case is cold on the melon.",
        TRAILMIX = "Nuts and berries. No bolts.",
        HOTCHILI = "Hot as heck!",
        GUACAMOLE = "There's a mole in the mix.",
        MOOSE = "It's definitely from the North, whatever that is.",
        MOOSEEGG = "Ride the lightning, you big egg.",
        MOSSLING = "That's a fluffy... thing.",
        FEATHERFAN = "Is it windy out or is it just this fan?",
        MINIFAN = "This pathetic device... gets the job done.",
        GOOSE_FEATHER = "I could use a pillow filled with these.",
        STAFF_TORNADO = "Wind power.",
        PIGHEAD =
        {
            GENERIC = "Er... charming.",
            BURNT = "Pig roast!",
        },
        PIGHOUSE =
        {
            FULL = "I'd go inside too, if I was him.",
            GENERIC = "It is not a sound structure.",
            LIGHTSOUT = "I'll huff and I'll puff!",
            BURNT = "Let's see you hide in there now.",
        },
        FERTILIZER = "It's not gentlemanly to carry manure in one's hands.",
        RAINOMETER =
        {
            GENERIC = "I could just look up and learn the same thing.",
            BURNT = "The rain did not come in time.",
        },
        RAINCOAT = "Out, out rain!",
        RAINHAT = "Not the most dapper of hats, but quite necessary.",
        RESEARCHLAB =
        {
            GENERIC = "I can't believe I forgot how to build those things.",
            BURNT = "The fire learned how to burn it down.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB2 =
        {
            GENERIC = "It unlocks recipes of middling utility.",
            BURNT = "Flames have swallowed it whole.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB3 =
        {
            GENERIC = "This is where I do my own personal research.",
            BURNT = "Research complete.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB4 =
        {
            GENERIC = "Quite a dapper machine.",
            BURNT = "That was its final act.",
        },
        RESURRECTIONSTATUE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm not above using this.",
            BURNT = "No one will be using that any longer.",
        },
        ROCK_ICE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I could get a chip of ice off the old block.",
            MELTED = "It's just a puddle.",
        },
        ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "It's just a puddle.",
        ICE = "Baby glaciers.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "Safety before dapperness.",
        HAWAIIANSHIRT = "The dapperest of them all.",
        TENT =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's a bit rustic for my taste.",
            BURNT = "That's a bit burned for my taste.",
        },
        SIESTAHUT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Rustic, but excellent shade.",
            BURNT = "So much for the shade thing.",
        },
        TRANSISTOR = "I don't understand how it works, but it does.",
        TREASURECHEST =
        {
            GENERIC = "A place to store loot.",
            BURNT = "It won't store anything now.",
        },
        SACRED_CHEST =
        {
            GENERIC = "A relic best forgotten.",
            LOCKED = "It seems I am to be judged.",
        },
        TUMBLEWEED = "Tumble on, weed.",
        GRASS_UMBRELLA = "It's more \"pretty\" than \"dapper\".",
        UNIMPLEMENTED = "Just what are you up to now, Charlie?",
        WALL_HAY =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a tinderbox.",
            BURNT = "I told you so.",
        },
        WALL_WOOD =
        {
            GENERIC = "Moderately tough, but flammable.",
            BURNT = "Not tough, nor flammable.",
        },
        WARDROBE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Fashion without function.",
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            BURNT = "Dapperness is a state of mind.",
        },
        WARG = "The alpha!",
        WATERMELON = "It's mostly water. Fibrous, sweet water.",
        WATERMELON_COOKED = "Grillermelon.",
        WATERMELONHAT = "This is one way to keep cool. And sticky.",
        WINTEROMETER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Not the most useful invention, is it?",
            BURNT = "Who cares?",
        },
        LIVINGTREE = "It's got a face.",
        ICESTAFF = "Cool staff.",
        WAXWELLJOURNAL = "I'm so sorry Charlie.",
        WORMLIGHT = "What a neat trick.",
        WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "This one isn't very good.",
        WORM =
        {
            PLANT = "You aren't fooling me, plant.",
            DIRT = "Something stirs.",
            WORM = "I didn't make that one! Honest!",
        },
        WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "You aren't fooling me, plant.",
        EEL = "It slithers all the way down.",
        EEL_COOKED = "Still rather grotesque.",
        UNAGI = "It will have to do.",
        EYETURRET = "Some of my better work.",
        EYETURRET_ITEM = "Now it just needs to be set up.",
        MINOTAURHORN = "A regrettable end, my old friend.",
        MINOTAURCHEST = "It's almost like he's still alive.",
        THULECITE_PIECES = "Several of these piles could be combined to form a bigger piece.",
        POND_ALGAE = "It's some algae.",
        GREENSTAFF = "It is a focusing tool.",
        GIFT = "An elegantly wrapped social obligation.",
        GIFTWRAP = "For wrapping odds and ends...",
        POTTEDFERN = "How quaint.",
        SUCCULENT_POTTED = "You're hard to kill. I respect that.",
        SUCCULENT_PLANT = "Doesn't look that succulent to me.",
        SUCCULENT_PICKED = "It didn't put up much of a fight.",
        SENTRYWARD = "This is a conduit for strong revelatory magicks.",
        TOWNPORTAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Walking gets tiresome, you know.",
            ACTIVE = "The magic beckons!",
        },
        TOWNPORTALTALISMAN =
        {
            GENERIC = "An impure orange gem.",
            ACTIVE = "The magic beckons!",
        },
        WETPAPER = "It's absorbent, at any rate.",
        WETPOUCH = "There's something inside it.",
        MOONROCK_PIECES = "This might be bad.",
        MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I had thought these all destroyed eons ago.",
            BROKEN = "Ruins of an ancient relic.",
            STAFFED = "Something magic-y needs to happen, I think.",
            WRONGSTAFF = "Waste of a good staff.",
            MOONSTAFF = "The staff is powered by the \"moon's\" energy.",
        },
        MOONDIAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "The gem conjures water springs in conjunction with the \"moon's\" cycles.",
            NIGHT_NEW = "The... \"moon\"... has retreated for now.",
            NIGHT_WAX = "The \"moon\" is waxing.",
            NIGHT_FULL = "The \"moon\" is full in the sky.",
            NIGHT_WANE = "The \"moon\" is on the wane.",
            CAVE = "The cave provides sanctuary from the \"moon's\" prying eyes.",
        },

        THULECITE = "An exceedingly rare but useful material.",
        ARMORRUINS = "Thulecite meshes so well with nightmare fuel.",
        ARMORSKELETON = "Like all things, it craves the fuel.",
        SKELETONHAT = "A most tragic and unfitting end.",
        RUINS_BAT = "The fuel runs deep in this.",
        RUINSHAT = "Fuel must flow.",
        NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE = --Keeps track of the nightmare cycle
        {
            CALM = "The heart of the city is still.",   --calm phase
            WARN = "It beats once again.",  --Before nightmare
            WAXING = "The pulse is quickening.", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
            STEADY = "The pulse is holding steady.", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
            WANING = "The pulse is waning.", --Nightmare 66% +
            DAWN = "It calms once more.", --After nightmare
            NOMAGIC = "The pulse has no influence here.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
        },
        BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "They degrade without proper upkeep.",
        ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "The builders have left it in a state of abandonment.",
        KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "It looks beyond repair.",
        MINOTAUR = "My my, the fuel has changed you.",  --Monster in labyrinth
        SPIDER_DROPPER = "Creatures in this world evolve at a terrifying rate.",    --White spider that comes from the roof
        NIGHTMARELIGHT = "The overuse of fuel was their downfall.", --Lights that activate during nightmare.
        MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "The duality of mine.", --Works as axe and pickaxe
        GREENGEM = "Only the nightmare fuel will unlock its true potential.",
        ORANGESTAFF = "It's a focusing tool.",  --Teleports player.
        YELLOWAMULET = "This will make me stand out.",  --Emits light, player walks faster.
        GREENAMULET = "A crutch for pitiful mortals without godlike powers. What?", --Reduce cost of crafting

        SLURPER = "Simple creatures. They exist only to sleep and feed.",
        SLURPER_PELT = "In death, this creature will serve me!",
        SLURPERPELT = "In death, this creature will serve me!",
        ARMORSLURPER = "Wet, soggy, and oddly filling.",
        ORANGEAMULET = "Simple magic is often the best.",
        YELLOWSTAFF = "With a bigger gem it would be so much more powerful.",
        YELLOWGEM = "I can sense magic in it.",
        ORANGEGEM = "This will be quite powerful with some fuel.",
        OPALSTAFF = "The charge has made it incredibly powerful.",
        OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "A sizable magic gem.",
        TELEBASE =
        {
            VALID = "That should do the trick.",
            GEMS = "The fuel needs more focal points.",
        },
        GEMSOCKET =
        {
            VALID = "This one's ready.",
            GEMS = "The fuel needs a focus.",
        },
        STAFFLIGHT = "That should chase the shadows away.",
        STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "An impressively condensed point of freezing magic.",
        ANCIENT_ALTAR =
        {
            WORKING = "Where are their gods now?",
            BROKEN = "This can be partially restored.",
        },
        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "Where are their gods now?",
        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "This can be partially restored.",

        ANCIENT_STATUE = "A once proud race.",

        CAVE_BANANA = "Ashes in one's mouth.",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Even worse than raw.",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "It looks like a banana, but I'm not buying it.",
        CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "I refuse to be held responsible for that.",
        ROCKY = "I banished these guys down here for a reason.",
        SCORCHED_SKELETON = "At least the fire cut down on the smell.",

        HOUNDSTOOTH = "It could be used for fashion.",
        ARMORSNURTLESHELL = "That is not dapper at all.",
        BAT = "Ugh. Ugly beasts.",
        BATBAT = "Violence has never felt better.",
        BATWING = "I'm not eating that.",
        BATWING_COOKED = "I'm still not eating that.",
        BATCAVE = "Ugh. It stinks.",
        BEDROLL_FURRY = "At least they're good for something.",
        BUNNYMAN = "It reminds me of my old act.",
        FLOWER_CAVE = "It's so dark down here.",
        GUANO = "Disgusting!",
        LANTERN = "I hope it keeps Them away.",
        LIGHTBULB = "It will run out eventually.",
        MANRABBIT_TAIL = "Silly rabbit.",
        MUSHROOMHAT = "It possesses a spritely magic.",
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT2 =
        {
            ON = "A light to repel the encroaching shadow.",
            OFF = "I'm partial to the lavender shade, myself.",
            BURNT = "Who ordered the mushroom flambe?",
        },
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT =
        {
            ON = "A rather pale light.",
            OFF = "I suppose we're decorating with fungus now.",
            BURNT = "C'est la vie.",
        },
        SLEEPBOMB = "It appears to be a sleeping bag.",
        MUSHROOMBOMB = "It's gonna blow!",
        SHROOM_SKIN = "I hope the warts are not contagious.",
        TOADSTOOL_CAP =
        {
            EMPTY = "It's a dirt hole.",
            INGROUND = "That looks filthy.",
            GENERIC = "Pitiful. I'll make short work of that 'shroom.",
        },
        TOADSTOOL =
        {
            GENERIC = "What an abomination!",
            RAGE = "It is coursing with fungal power!",
        },
        MUSHROOMSPROUT =
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't like how much magic is collecting in that.",
            BURNT = "Singing it released the toxic cloud!",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It smells of rot and failure.",
            BLOOM = "It's spawning.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_MEDIUM =
        {
            GENERIC = "Where's Waldo?",
            BLOOM = "I hope I'm not standing next to it when it goes off.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_SMALL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Ugh, it smells bad.",
            BLOOM = "Oh fine, do what you like.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "Could it get any less appealing?",
        SPORE_TALL =
        {
            GENERIC = "How can a seed be so cheerful?",
            HELD = "I hope it doesn't stain my jacket.",
        },
        SPORE_MEDIUM =
        {
            GENERIC = "Magical red, and yet it holds no power of use to me.",
            HELD = "I hope it doesn't stain my jacket.",
        },
        SPORE_SMALL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hateful, ambulatory whimsy.",
            HELD = "I hope it doesn't stain my jacket.",
        },
        SLURTLE = "I don't remember those...",
        SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES = "Some cracks can't be mended.",
        SLURTLEHAT = "This will keep me standing, if I need to fight.",
        SLURTLEHOLE = "That's revolting.",
        SLURTLESLIME = "There must be a better way.",
        SNURTLE = "That's strange. They must be new.",
        SPIDER_HIDER = "It's a tricky one.",
        SPIDER_SPITTER = "Aggressive little thing, isn't it?",
        SPIDERHOLE = "How did that get down here?",
        SPIDERHOLE_ROCK = "How did that get down here?",
        STALAGMITE = "Rocks. How dull.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL = "Stalagmite. How dull.",

        POWCAKE = "What foul manifestation of evil is this?",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = "I plugged it a long time ago.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE_RUINS = "Probably shouldn't venture any deeper.",

        CAVE_ENTRANCE_OPEN =
        {
            GENERIC = "That was not a good idea!",
            OPEN = "Off to plunder the depths.",
            FULL = "When it's less claustrophobic, perhaps.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Get me out of here!",
            OPEN = "Onward to the next thing.",
            FULL = "I'd rather stay here than mingle with the crowds above.",
        },

        MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "That accursed thing!",
        --...
        BOOMERANG = "Beats getting your hands dirty.",
        PIGGUARD = "Blech. Disgusting brute.",
        ABIGAIL = "Why won't these mortals just stay dead?",
        ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "So that's where I left that thing!",
        AMULET = "It channels the darkest energies of the universe.",
        ANIMAL_TRACK = "Some dumb beast passed through here.",
        ARMORGRASS = "Direct confrontation is quite gauche.",
        ARMORMARBLE = "That really isn't my style.",
        ARMORWOOD = "Ugh. I'm not typically one for vulgar fisticuffs.",
        ARMOR_SANITY = "Wrap yourself in the nightmare. Embrace it.",
        ASH =
        {
            GENERIC = "A fine powder that smells of destruction.",
            REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "There's always another Glommer.",
            REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "Don't worry. There will be more Chesters.",
            REMAINS_THINGIE = "My trip through the portal made it unrecognizable.",
        },
        AXE = "Sometimes the direct approach is best.",
        BABYBEEFALO =
        {
            GENERIC = "They're even ugly as infants.",
            SLEEPING = "Seems we've a few hours of reprieve.",
        },
        BUNDLE = "Nice and snug.",
        BUNDLEWRAP = "I guess we could wrap a few things up.",
        BACKPACK = "I wish there were porters around here.",
        BACONEGGS = "Now that is a proper breakfast.",
        BANDAGE = "Sticky and gooey and good for putting on booboos.",
        BASALT = "I made a rock so heavy that even I can't lift it.",
        BEARDHAIR = "Hirsute.",
        BEDROLL_STRAW = "I don't like sleeping rough.",
        BEEQUEEN = "I didn't make that one! Really!",
        BEEQUEENHIVE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I am not getting that on my shoes.",
            GROWING = "Now what are those bees up to?",
        },
        BEEQUEENHIVEGROWN = "I don't see what all the buzz is about.",
        BEEGUARD = "Keep your backside to yourself, madam!",
        HIVEHAT = "Makes one feel like royalty.",
        MINISIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "It was drawn in a steady hand.",
            UNDRAWN = "There's nothing on it, currently.",
        },
        MINISIGN_ITEM = "A sign is useless if it has nothing to mark.",
        BEE =
        {
            GENERIC = "They work so hard, the fools.",
            HELD = "Now what do I do with it?",
        },
        BEEBOX =
        {
            FULLHONEY = "So tempting, but so full of bees.",
            GENERIC = "It holds the bees.",
            NOHONEY = "Why do the bees not serve me?",
            SOMEHONEY = "I should wait a bit longer.",
            BURNT = "Honey roasted.",
            READY = "So tempting, but so full of bees.",
        },
        MUSHROOM_FARM =
        {
            STUFFED = "It's so full it's almost obscene.",
            LOTS = "The mushrooms have really taken to the log.",
            SOME = "They seem to be doing well.",
            EMPTY = "Smells... \"piney\".", -- tell the player to put a mushroom or spore into the farm to get things started
            ROTTEN = "Rotten, all the way through. I relate.", -- tell the player to put a log into the farm to restore it
            BURNT = "Only ash and ruin remain here.",
            SNOWCOVERED = "Nothing grows in these frigid wastes.",
        },
        BEEFALO =
        {
            FOLLOWER = "Aw nuts, it's following me.",
            GENERIC = "Just look at that stupid beast.",
            NAKED = "Now it looks dumb AND pathetic.",
            SLEEPING = "It's only marginally less stupid when it's asleep.",
            --Domesticated states:
            DOMESTICATED = "I like a creature that knows its place.",
            ORNERY = "Yes, you understand how this works.",
            RIDER = "I'd only ride you if I was desperate.",
            PUDGY = "I suppose some people might find that charming.",
        },
        BEEFALOHAT = "How unfashionable.",
        BEEFALOWOOL = "It smells like a barn.",
        BEEHAT = "I'll wear it if I have to.",
        BEESWAX = "I miss sealing a good letter.",
        BEEHIVE = "Not the bees!",
        BEEMINE = "They wait so patiently.",
        BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "Maybe I shouldn't have put that there.",
        --...
        BERRIES = "Sigh. If I have to.",
        BERRIES_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        BERRIES_JUICY = "Delightfully sweet with a subtle hint of tartness.",
        BERRIES_JUICY_COOKED = "They're quite delicious, actually.",
        BERRYBUSH =
        {
            BARREN = "It needs manure.",
            WITHERED = "Too hot for that little bush.",
            GENERIC = "Reduced to eating berries. Sigh.",
            PICKED = "And now we wait.",
            DISEASED = "What has brought this blight upon my world?",
            DISEASING = "Looks a little off, if you ask me.",
            BURNING = "It better not start talking to me.",
        },
        BERRYBUSH_JUICY =
        {
            BARREN = "It looks to be in need of assistance. Fertilizer, perhaps?",
            WITHERED = "I know the feeling.",
            GENERIC = "The berries will stay fresh as long as I leave them there.",
            PICKED = "I fear I'll have to wait.",
            DISEASED = "What has brought this blight upon my world?",
            DISEASING = "Looks a little off, if you ask me.",
            BURNING = "It better not start talking to me.",
        },
        BIRDCAGE =
        {
            GENERIC = "You'll never get me behind bars again.",
            OCCUPIED = "I feel for ya, feathers.",
            SLEEPING = "You'll still be in there when you wake up.",
            HUNGRY = "What's all the fuss about, feathers?",
            STARVING = "Oh, come on. I fed you last week.",
            DEAD = "That's a deep sleep.",
            SKELETON = "Maybe he wasn't sleeping.",
        },
        BIRDTRAP = "They keep falling for it!",
        BIRD_EGG = "I like to think of it as baby bird prison.",
        BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "Sunny side up.",
        BISHOP = "I'm especially proud of that piece.",
        BLOWDART_FIRE = "Just make sure to breathe out.",
        BLOWDART_SLEEP = "Call me \"Mr. Sandman\".",
        BLOWDART_PIPE = "A glorious tube of pain!",
        BLOWDART_YELLOW = "Never strikes the same place twice, except when it does.",
        BLUEAMULET = "It's frosted over.",
        BLUEGEM = "Blue brings ice.",
        BLUEPRINT =
        {
            COMMON = "I know all about that. I... just forgot.",
            RARE = "A rare blueprint, indeed.",
        },
        SKETCH = "I'll need somewhere to sculpt it.",
        --BELL_BLUEPRINT = "Never sell your sole for forbidden knowledge.",
        BLUE_CAP = "What could go wrong?",
        BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Umami!",
        BLUE_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "The blue ones are good for, uh, something.",
            INGROUND = "It's not ready.",
            PICKED = "Another time, maybe?",
        },
        BOARDS = "Roughly hewn.",
        BOAT = "It's not going anywhere.",
        BONESTEW = "Leave no scrap unused.",
        BUGNET = "Good for capturing defenseless insects.",
        BUSHHAT = "There's room in there for me.",
        BUTTER = "Some puns are irresistible.",
        BUTTERFLY =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a flying flower.",
            HELD = "It would be a shame if someone ripped the wings off of it.",
        },
        BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "That should stop its incessant flapping.",
        BUTTERFLYWINGS = "Ha ha ha. I got him!",
        CAMPFIRE =
        {
            EMBERS = "I'm going to lose it.",
            GENERIC = "How comforting.",
            HIGH = "That will keep Charlie away for now.",
            LOW = "It needs fuel.",
            NORMAL = "Fiery.",
            OUT = "That's not coming back.",
        },
        CANE = "It has pictures of fast things carved into it.",
        CARROT = "I'm not a fan of vegetables.",
        CARROT_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        CARROT_PLANTED = "How mundane.",
        CARROT_SEEDS = "Such labor is beneath me.",
        CARTOGRAPHYDESK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Mapmaking is a soothing pastime. Methodical.",
            BURNING = "Such directionless destruction.",
            BURNT = "Useless.",
        },
        CAVE_FERN = "I'd like to step on it.",
        CHARCOAL = "Nothing will steal my carbon!",

        CHESSPIECE_PAWN = "I have no idea what that is.",
        CHESSPIECE_ROOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's nice, but where's the rust? The exhaust pipes?",
            STRUGGLE = "The pieces are in motion!",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_KNIGHT =
        {
            GENERIC = "A dreadful lack of accordions.",
            STRUGGLE = "And I thought chivalry was dead!",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_BISHOP =
        {
            GENERIC = "Could use a few more mechanical bits in my opinion.",
            STRUGGLE = "The pieces are in motion!",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_MUSE = "Must everything be about my shortcomings?",
        CHESSPIECE_FORMAL = "What a well-dressed figure!",
        CHESSPIECE_HORNUCOPIA = "This seems cruel.",
        CHESSPIECE_PIPE = "Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Pity.",
        CHESSPIECE_DEERCLOPS = "I don't like winters.",
        CHESSPIECE_BEARGER = "A brute.",
        CHESSPIECE_MOOSEGOOSE = "What an imbecilic expression.",
        CHESSPIECE_DRAGONFLY = "It never stood a chance.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "There's a reason I never finished that.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "That one was a jerk.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "Didn't like that one's face.",
        CHESTER = "Annoying little monster. Has his uses, though.",
        CHESTER_EYEBONE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Stop looking at me!",
            WAITING = "What is it waiting for?",
        },
        COOKEDMANDRAKE = "It has lost a lot of its power.",
        COOKEDMEAT = "It smells less like barnyard, now.",
        COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "It's still filthy.",
        COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Well, at least it's not moving anymore.",
        CORN = "High in fructose.",
        CORN_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        CORN_SEEDS = "Such labor is beneath me.",
        CANARY =
        {
            GENERIC = "How do these things keep getting into my world?",
            HELD = "Bait.",
        },
        CANARY_POISONED = "You look atrocious.",
        CRITTERLAB = "Am I being watched by that rock?",
        CRITTER_GLOMLING = "You are much too trusting, friend.",
        CRITTER_DRAGONLING = "Just like old times.",
        CRITTER_LAMB = "Quit nibbling my coattails.",
        CRITTER_PUPPY = "You're a slobbery little chap, aren't you?",
        CRITTER_KITTEN = "A wholly agreeable animal.",
        CRITTER_PERDLING = "You're as fowl as I am!",

        CROW =
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't know how they got here.",
            HELD = "Shhhh... My pretty.",
        },
        LICHEN = "This fungus survived the downfall.",
        CUTLICHEN = "Dry, crumbly, sustaining.",
        CUTGRASS = "The mundane stuff of the earth.",
        CUTREEDS = "I think I could build something useful from this.",
        CUTSTONE = "The building blocks of civilization.",
        DEADLYFEAST = "It smells... noxious.",
        DEER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Well it's certainly not deer to me.",
            ANTLER = "What a staggering sight!",
        },
        DEER_ANTLER = "Filthy.",
        DEER_GEMMED = "The gem imbues its attacks with a fearsome power.",
        KLAUSSACKKEY = "Magic has done things to this beast's horn.",
        DEERCLOPS = "Even I'm afraid of that guy.",
        DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "Deerclops are so myopic.",
        DEPLETED_GRASS =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's not doing anyone any good.",
        },
        GOGGLESHAT = "Not my sort of fashion.",
        DESERTHAT = "Function over form.",
        DIRTPILE = "That looks out-of-place.",
        DIVININGROD =
        {
            COLD = "Mostly just background noise.",
            GENERIC = "I can use this to find my missing parts.",
            HOT = "It must be right under my nose!",
            WARM = "This is the right direction.",
            WARMER = "I should keep my eyes peeled.",
        },
        DIVININGRODBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's the starting mechanism.",
            READY = "I need to insert the divining rod.",
            UNLOCKED = "Progress!",
        },
        DIVININGRODSTART = "The portals lead to the next rod.",
        DRAGONFLY = "A fiery fly.",
        DRAGONFLYFURNACE =
        {
            HAMMERED = "How undignified.",
            GENERIC = "Such a spiffy design!", --no gems
            NORMAL = "With only one gem it is only moderately scorching.", --one gem
            HIGH = "The red gems are producing a sweltering heat.", --two gems
        },

        HUTCH = "Stick your tongue in. You're getting slobber on my pantlegs.",
        HUTCH_FISHBOWL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Better him in that bowl than me.",
            WAITING = "His spirit is free now.",
        },

        LAVAE = "Foul beast! Know your place!",
        LAVAE_COCOON = "It's no threat in this state.",
        LAVAE_PET =
        {
            STARVING = "I think it's going to die!",
            HUNGRY = "It's hungry. Why is it hungry?",
            CONTENT = "It's happy with me, and I with it.",
            GENERIC = "You're not a hellbeast, are you? Nooo. Just misunderstood!",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's alive in there.",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
        {
            COLD = "I knew I would make a terrible pa-pa.",
            COMFY = "I can say with pride that it is comfy and cozy.",
        },
        LAVAE_TOOTH = "The lavae's baby tooth.",

        LAVASPIT =
        {
            HOT = "Spitfire.",
            COOL = "It's cold and dry now.",
        },
        LAVA_POND = "A touch hot, but it could cook my food in a pinch.",
        DRAGONFRUIT = "Exotic and delicious.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "Such labor is beneath me.",
        DRAGONPIE = "Simply exquisite.",
        DRUMSTICK = "It tastes strangely like berries.",
        DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Still tastes like berries.",
        DUG_BERRYBUSH = "Do I look like a gardener?",
        DUG_BERRYBUSH_JUICY = "I could find a much better place for it.",
        DUG_GRASS = "Do I look like a gardener?",
        DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "Do I look like a gardener?",
        DUG_SAPLING = "I can't believe I'm reduced to this.",
        DURIAN = "It's an acquired taste.",
        DURIAN_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        DURIAN_SEEDS = "Such labor is beneath me.",
        EARMUFFSHAT = "They are at least warm.",
        EGGPLANT = "Just another boring plant.",
        EGGPLANT_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "Such labor is beneath me.",

        ENDTABLE =
        {
            BURNT = "That was uncalled for.",
            GENERIC = "Purely decorative.",
            EMPTY = "An empty vessel awaiting decoration or light.",
            WILTED = "Every lovely flower must one day wilt.",
            FRESHLIGHT = "A temporary reprieve from the shadow.",
            OLDLIGHT = "I believe it is Wilson's turn to fetch bulbs.",
        },
        ACORN = "A more outdoorsy type might be able to make something of this.",
        ACORN_SAPLING = "Huh, it seems to belong in the ground.",
        EVERGREEN =
        {
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            BURNT = "Bathed in fire.",
            CHOPPED = "That's not about to grow back.",
            GENERIC = "An acquaintance of mine describes them as \"piney\".",
        },
        EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
        {
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            BURNT = "Dust to dust.",
            CHOPPED = "I put it out of its misery.",
            GENERIC = "It looks sickly.",
        },
        EYEPLANT = "The Meat Bulb's pawns.",
        FEATHERHAT = "I always considered myself the peacock of people.",
        FEATHER_CANARY = "Yellow is the color of naivety.",
        FEATHER_CROW = "Black is the color of sleep.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN = "Red is the color of fire.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "Grey is the color of pain.",
        FEATHERPENCIL = "Not as elegant as a quill and inkwell, but it'll do.",
        FEM_PUPPET = "Better her than me.",
        FIREFLIES =
        {
            GENERIC = "How pretty.",
            HELD = "I could squish them if I wanted to.",
        },
        FIREHOUND = "I put fire gems in there as a joke.",
        FIREPIT =
        {
            EMBERS = "I should attend to that.",
            GENERIC = "A fire pit.",
            HIGH = "A roaring fire.",
            LOW = "It's getting low.",
            NORMAL = "It's hot.",
            OUT = "It's gone cold.",
        },
        FIRESTAFF = "A basic enchantment, but effective.",
        FISH = "Fresh from the murky depths.",
        FISHINGROD = "I will eat for a lifetime.",
        FISHSTICKS = "These should tide me over.",
        FISHTACOS = "Cooked fish in a crunchy shell.",
        FISH_COOKED = "It still stinks.",
        FLINT = "Ow! I cut my finger!",
        FLOWER =
        {
            GENERIC = "I am filled with the irrational urge to stomp upon it.",
            ROSE = "This is wrong.",
        },
        FLOWER_WITHERED = "It got what it deserved.",
        FLOWERHAT = "Definitely not my style.",
        FLOWER_EVIL = "I like that flower.",
        FOLIAGE = "A meal fit for a peasant.",
        FOOTBALLHAT = "Ready for the scrimmage.",
        FOSSIL_PIECE = "Perhaps it is best left in pieces.",
        FOSSIL_STALKER =
        {
            GENERIC = "The beginnings of some demonic beast.",
            FUNNY = "It will be the laughingstock of the demon community.",
            COMPLETE = "Was it wise to unleash this upon the world?",
        },
        STALKER = "There is no limit to the power of shadows.",
        STALKER_ATRIUM = "The Atrium's power restored his mind.",
        STALKER_MINION = "A being of living fuel.",
        THURIBLE = "Curious. It smells like roses.",
        ATRIUM_OVERGROWTH = "I can't believe I've forgotten how to read this.",
        FROG =
        {
            DEAD = "It croaked.",
            GENERIC = "It jumps and licks things.",
            SLEEPING = "It looks tired.",
        },
        FROGGLEBUNWICH = "Has a bit of a kick to it.",
        FROGLEGS = "Muscular.",
        FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Stringy.",
        FRUITMEDLEY = "This would be great with a simple cheese plate.",
        GEARS = "My pets! What has become of you?",
        GHOST = "It remembers me!",
        GOLDENAXE = "It gets sharper with every cut.",
        GOLDENPICKAXE = "This must be game logic.",
        GOLDENPITCHFORK = "I'm not sure this was a good investment.",
        GOLDENSHOVEL = "This shovel is worth a princely sum.",
        GOLDNUGGET = "This was important to me once.",
        GRASS =
        {
            BARREN = "Needs manure.",
            WITHERED = "You'd think grass could withstand this heat...",
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            GENERIC = "Tufty.",
            PICKED = "Nothing to harvest.",
            DISEASED = "What has brought this blight upon my world?",
            DISEASING = "Looks a little off, if you ask me.",
        },
        GREEN_CAP = "I should eat it.",
        GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Salty!",
        GREEN_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "Green fungus.",
            INGROUND = "When do those ones come up?",
            PICKED = "Been there. Done that.",
        },
        GUNPOWDER = "Now THIS I like.",
        HAMBAT = "An undignified weapon for a less refined time.",
        HAMMER = "It feels good to undo the work of others.",
        HEALINGSALVE = "Just a bit of venom and some dirty old ash.",
        HEATROCK =
        {
            FROZEN = "It's almost too cold to hold.",
            COLD = "Pleasantly cool.",
            GENERIC = "A pocketful of stone and temperature.",
            WARM = "Comfortably lukewarm.",
            HOT = "It's almost too hot to hold.",
        },
        HOME = "There's no place like it.",
        HOMESIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "\"You are here\"... I wish I wasn't!",
            UNWRITTEN = "This requires profundity.",
            BURNT = "Somehow, it says even less now.",
        },
        ARROWSIGN_POST =
        {
            GENERIC = "\"Thataway\"... Ugh!",
            UNWRITTEN = "This requires profundity.",
            BURNT = "Somehow, it says even less now.",
        },
        ARROWSIGN_PANEL =
        {
            GENERIC = "\"Thataway\"... Ugh!",
            UNWRITTEN = "This requires profundity.",
            BURNT = "Somehow, it says even less now.",
        },
        HONEY = "Sticky and sweet.",
        HONEYCOMB = "It's full of bee maggots.",
        HONEYHAM = "Tender.",
        HONEYNUGGETS = "These look childish, but they're delicious.",
        HORN = "Call forth the beasts!",
        HOUND = "They don't recognize me!",
        HOUNDBONE = "Hungry devils, aren't they?",
        HOUNDMOUND = "It's a tunnel down to the hounds' nest.",
        ICEBOX = "A little piece of winter in a box.",
        ICEHOUND = "I had a lot of surplus gems!",
        INSANITYROCK =
        {
            ACTIVE = "I can see its true nature now!",
            INACTIVE = "It only half-exists on this plane.",
        },
        JAMMYPRESERVES = "It's soiled my good gloves.",
        KABOBS = "Cooked to perfection.",
        KILLERBEE =
        {
            GENERIC = "What is that bee so angry about?",
            HELD = "I've caught a tiger by the tail.",
        },
        KNIGHT = "Such quality workmanship!",
        KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "A distant cousin of the beefalo.",
        KOALEFANT_WINTER = "It has its winter coat on.",
        KRAMPUS = "You won't catch me!",
        KRAMPUS_SACK = "It's really light.",
        LEIF = "Disgusting creature!",
        LEIF_SPARSE = "Disgusting creature!",
        LIGHTNING_ROD =
        {
            CHARGED = "Energy flows through it.",
            GENERIC = "A little bit of protection.",
        },
        LITTLE_WALRUS = "A chip off the old block.",
        LIVINGLOG = "I like the noise they make when you burn them.",
        LOG =
        {
            BURNING = "Well. That was fun while it lasted.",
            GENERIC = "It's a piece of wood. What more is there to say?",
        },
        LUREPLANT = "A vicious plant.",
        LUREPLANTBULB = "Perhaps I can use this to my advantage.",
        MALE_PUPPET = "Better him than me.",
        MANDRAKE_ACTIVE = "Oh shut UP, will you?",
        MANDRAKE_PLANTED = "What a disturbing root.",
        MANDRAKE = "My ears are still ringing.",

        MANDRAKESOUP = "There'll be no more crying out of you.",
        MANDRAKE_COOKED = "Looks like I got the last meep.",
        MAPSCROLL = "There's nothing to be gleaned from this.",
        MARBLE = "It's strong stuff.",
        MARBLEBEAN = "Let me guess, it grows a marble stalk?",
        MARBLEBEAN_SAPLING = "Stone cold growth.",
        MARBLESHRUB = "I've found a shrubbery.",
        MARBLEPILLAR = "I've always wondered who built those.",
        MARBLETREE = "How whimsical.",
        MARSH_BUSH =
        {
            BURNING = "I should ask it questions.",
            GENERIC = "It's twisted and prickly, just like me!",
            PICKED = "That was painful.",
        },
        MARSH_PLANT = "What a generic little plant.",
        MARSH_TREE =
        {
            BURNING = "There it goes.",
            BURNT = "It's no use to anyone now.",
            CHOPPED = "Tree 0, Maxwell 1.",
            GENERIC = "A tree with a foul demeanor.",
        },
        MAXWELL = "Looking good!",
        --This was your fault...
        MAXWELLHEAD = "Hey, handsome.",
        --You did this...
        MAXWELLLIGHT = "Aw, it remembers me.",
        --You...
        MAXWELLLOCK = "It keeps the master in the chair.",
        --You...
        MAXWELLTHRONE = "It's less painful than it looks. Barely.",
        --You haven't escaped its pull...
        MEAT = "I'm used to much finer fare.",
        MEATBALLS = "My compliments to the chef!",
        MEAT_DRIED = "My teeth are getting too old for this.",
        MERM = "They were already here when I arrived.",
        MINERHAT = "Eventually the firefly will starve.",
        MONKEY = "I don't have time for you!",
        MONKEYBARREL = "What a disgusting home.",
        MONSTERLASAGNA = "It would be unwise to ingest this.",
        MONSTERMEAT = "How revolting.",
        MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "My teeth are getting too old for this.",
        MOSQUITO =
        {
            GENERIC = "Bloody bloodsucking bloodsuckers.",
            HELD = "I got him.",
        },
        MOSQUITOSACK = "A bloody sack. With blood in it.",
        MOUND =
        {
            DUG = "That one's already been done in.",
            GENERIC = "What lies beneath?",
        },
        NIGHTLIGHT = "It burns with a beautiful glow.",
        NIGHTMAREFUEL = "Ahhh. Refreshing.",
        NIGHTSWORD = "Snicker-snack!",
        NITRE = "One third of the way there...",
        ONEMANBAND = "It has a good beat, and you can dance to it.",
        OASISLAKE = "Didn't think I'd ever come back here.",
        PANDORASCHEST = "It's a trap.",
        PANFLUTE = "I'm going to sing a song of madness.",
        PAPYRUS = "A blank canvas.",
        WAXPAPER = "My interest in this wax paper wanes....",
        PENGUIN = "Nice tux.",
        PERD = "It is addicted to fermented berries.",
        PEROGIES = "They look superb.",
        PETALS = "I've a habit of destroying beautiful things, don't I?",
        PETALS_EVIL = "It's dripping with nightmare essence.",
        PETRIFIED_TREE = "I think it looks much better this way.",
        ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE = "I think it looks much better this way.",
        ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE_OLD = "I think it looks much better this way.",
        PHLEGM = "I need to put on gloves for this.",
        PICKAXE = "Everybody loves a little mining.",
        PIGGYBACK = "Oh, that's just demeaning.",
        PIGKING = "That's a man with his priorities in order!",
        PIGMAN =
        {
            DEAD = "I dub thee, \"Bacon\".",
            FOLLOWER = "He's simple, but he's mine.",
            GENERIC = "What a slobbering fool.",
            GUARD = "They're starting to organize.",
            WEREPIG = "That one's gone feral.",
        },
        MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "Filthy.",
        PIGSKIN = "It was him or me.",
        PIGTENT = "That's just nasty.",
        PIGTORCH = "Great. Now they have fire.",
        PINECONE = "A more outdoorsy type might be able to make something of this.",
        PINECONE_SAPLING = "Huh, it seems to belong in the ground.",
        LUMPY_SAPLING = "Where did this appear from?",
        PITCHFORK = "The tool of choice for perfectionists.",
        PLANTMEAT = "A feeble attempt to trick the weak minded.",
        PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "The heat has made this a suitable meal.",
        PLANT_NORMAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "That is a generic plant.",
            GROWING = "It's growing.",
            READY = "It's ready.",
            WITHERED = "It wasn't hardy enough for the heat.",
        },
        POMEGRANATE = "Usually I'd get someone to seed this for me.",
        POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "Such labor is beneath me.",
        POND = "I can see my face reflected off the top.",
        POOP = "It's the way of all mortal life.",
        --PORTABLECOOKPOT_ITEM = "An instrument of the dark culinary arts.",
        PUMPKIN = "Hallowe'en was always my favorite.",
        PUMPKINCOOKIE = "It's been eons since I had a good biscuit.",
        PUMPKIN_COOKED = "A little more refined, at least.",
        PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "Why hello, Mr. Crane.",
        PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "Such labor is beneath me.",
        PURPLEAMULET = "It speaks with the shadow.",
        PURPLEGEM = "Purple brings great power.",
        RABBIT =
        {
            GENERIC = "I've been here too long... it actually looks tasty.",
            HELD = "Don't worry, rabbit. Everything is under control.",
        },
        RABBITHOLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "There's a world going on under there.",
            SPRING = "The entrance has collapsed in on itself.",
        },
        RATATOUILLE = "Roughage.",
        RAZOR = "If only the world had a single neck.",
        REDGEM = "Red brings fire.",
        RED_CAP = "I forget what this one does.",
        RED_CAP_COOKED = "Kind of bitter.",
        RED_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a red mushroom.",
            INGROUND = "It'll have to come back for it.",
            PICKED = "It's all used up.",
        },
        REEDS =
        {
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            GENERIC = "There's wind in them there willows.",
            PICKED = "No more tubes.",
        },
        RELIC = "Remnants of an extinct civilization.",
        RUINS_RUBBLE = "A broken relic.",
        RUBBLE = "Everything eventually turns to dust.",
        RESURRECTIONSTONE = "There's a story behind that...",
        ROBIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "The redbird comes from the fire lands.",
            HELD = "Silence, bird!",
        },
        ROBIN_WINTER =
        {
            GENERIC = "You're new.",
            HELD = "Nothing up my sleeve...",
        },
        ROBOT_PUPPET = "Better them than me.",
        ROCK_LIGHT =
        {
            GENERIC = "The top of this lava pit has cooled into a fine crust.",
            OUT = "It looks harmless.",
            LOW = "The fires are cooling.",
            NORMAL = "It's hot.",
        },
        CAVEIN_BOULDER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Well it's not going to move itself.",
            RAISED = "We must deal with the others first.",
        },
        ROCK = "It's a rock.",
        ROCKS = "Hmmm. Now what do I do with them?",
        ROOK = "A castle for my home.",
        ROPE = "You'd think this would have more uses.",
        ROTTENEGG = "Disgusting. Why keep this around?",
        ROYAL_JELLY = "Unsettlingly wobbly.",
        JELLYBEAN = "I think there's seventeen in there.",
        SADDLE_BASIC = "But that means I'd have to touch the smelly thing.",
        SADDLE_WAR = "At least it affords some dignity to the rider.",
        SADDLE_RACE = "But is it fast enough to escape the judgmental stares?",
        SADDLEHORN = "And I may never put it back on.",
        SALTLICK = "So salty.",
        BRUSH = "It's like showing affection, without actually touching it.",
        SANITYROCK =
        {
            ACTIVE = "I can see its true nature now!",
            INACTIVE = "There are two ways to see that obstacle.",
        },
        SAPLING =
        {
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            WITHERED = "Nothing survives in this heat.",
            GENERIC = "A supple, woody stem.",
            PICKED = "It'll grow back.",
            DISEASED = "What has brought this blight upon my world?",
            DISEASING = "Looks a little off, if you ask me.",
        },
        SCARECROW =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's an empty shell of a man.",
            BURNING = "Nothing is safe.",
            BURNT = "The scarecrow has gone to a place where there is no fear.",
        },
        SCULPTINGTABLE=
        {
            EMPTY = "A block of marble might suffice.",
            BLOCK = "How I've missed the act of creation.",
            SCULPTURE = "Ah, yes. Not terrible.",
            BURNT = "To sculpt, to carve, no more.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "That looks... familiar...",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY =
        {
            COVERED = "Waste of good marble if you ask me.",
            UNCOVERED = "My creations! How rude.",
            FINISHED = "Back as intended.",
            READY = "We'll get you out in a tick, friend.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "I've seen that head before... but never in marble.",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY =
        {
            COVERED = "Hmph. I was never a fan of the Grecian look.",
            UNCOVERED = "Come now! I liked that one.",
            FINISHED = "That looks much better.",
            READY = "We'll get you out in a tick, friend.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "That's quite the schnozz.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY =
        {
            COVERED = "Some truly questionable taste in decor.",
            UNCOVERED = "Why would anyone want to cover this up?",
            FINISHED = "Doesn't that feel better now?",
            READY = "We'll get you out in a tick, friend.",
        },
        GARGOYLE_HOUND = "Try and get me now. Ha!",
        GARGOYLE_WEREPIG = "Not so tough.",
        SEEDS = "I suppose these won't plant themselves.",
        SEEDS_COOKED = "Broiled the life out of 'em.",
        SEWING_KIT = "A fine and noble endeavor.",
        SEWING_TAPE = "The wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit.",
        SHOVEL = "This is some real advanced technology.",
        SILK = "Despite its origin, it could make some fine garments.",
        SKELETON = "Ha! I remember that one.",
        SKELETON_PLAYER =
        {
            MALE = "A pity, %s. He was not prepared for %s.",
            FEMALE = "A pity, %s. She was not prepared for %s.",
            ROBOT = "A pity, %s. They were not prepared for %s.",
            DEFAULT = "A pity, %s. So ill-prepared for %s.",
        },
        SKULLCHEST = "That chest is calling to me.",
        SMALLBIRD =
        {
            GENERIC = "What!? What do you want?",
            HUNGRY = "You want some food?",
            STARVING = "He's so hungry!",
        },
        SMALLMEAT = "This is barely a mouthful.",
        SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "My teeth are getting too old for this.",
        SPAT = "Ornery and tough as nails.",
        SPEAR = "It's a spear. Yup.",
        SPIDER =
        {
            DEAD = "Splat.",
            GENERIC = "It's mostly digestive system.",
            SLEEPING = "Shhhh! It will wake up hungry.",
        },
        SPIDERDEN = "They grow big here.",
        SPIDEREGGSACK = "Squishy.",
        SPIDERGLAND = "Distasteful.",
        SPIDERHAT = "Spiders have such malleable wills.",
        SPIDERQUEEN = "Maybe I'll just get out of her way.",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR =
        {
            DEAD = "Splat.",
            GENERIC = "It's a specialized form.",
            SLEEPING = "I don't want to wake that one.",
        },
        SPOILED_FOOD = "That used to be food until I wasted it.",
        STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Hmph. Impressive sleight of hand.",
            HIDING = "This must be the work of an unseen hand.",
        },
        STATUE_MARBLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hm. Stately.",
            TYPE1 = "Her tragedy does not define her.",
            TYPE2 = "She's still in there somewhere. I know it.",
        },
        STATUEHARP = "Not my best work.",
        STATUEMAXWELL = "It seems silly now...",
        --Your hubris... Maxy... it was always your weakness...
        STEELWOOL = "Someone should use this to clean something.",
        STINGER = "It's dripping with venom.",
        STRAWHAT = "A hat fit for a peasant.",
        STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "A meal fit for a king... or at least someone with a throne.",
        SUNKBOAT = "That's not how you use a boat!",
        SWEATERVEST = "It's no three-piece, but it's dapper enough.",
        TAFFY = "It's almost entirely sugar.",
        TALLBIRD = "These were a failed experiment.",
        TALLBIRDEGG = "Tallbirds are territorial because of these things.",
        TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "It tastes like broken dreams.",
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
        {
            COLD = "It's getting tepid.",
            GENERIC = "We've got a live one here.",
            HOT = "Hot enough for ya?",
            LONG = "It's going to be a while.",
            SHORT = "Any moment now...",
        },
        TALLBIRDNEST =
        {
            GENERIC = "Well. That's tempting.",
            PICKED = "It's made of dirty beefalo hair.",
        },
        TEENBIRD =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's less cute now that it's grown up.",
            HUNGRY = "They sure do eat a lot.",
            STARVING = "A hungry beast is a dangerous beast.",
        },
        TELEPORTATO_BASE =
        {
            ACTIVE = "It's alive!",
            GENERIC = "My beautiful machine is in pieces!",
            LOCKED = "Now to turn it on.",
            PARTIAL = "It is still incomplete.",
        },

        LAVA_POND_ROCK = "With each day I get a little boulder.",

        TELEPORTATO_BOX = "This is a box full of sadness and woe.",
        TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "This is used to agitate the humors.",
        TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "The gears in here are so small they turn the fabric of reality.",
        TELEPORTATO_RING = "This is the quantum field guard band.",
        TELESTAFF = "Magic can do amazing things, when funneled through the right channels.",
        TENTACLE = "I'm glad the rest of it is still down there.",
        TENTACLESPIKE = "Ugh. This is so revolting.",
        TENTACLESPOTS = "This is how they reproduce.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR = "How deep does this go?",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_HOLE = "Ugh! How can it live down there?",
        TENTACLE_GARDEN = "This one is odd.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Babies?",
        TOPHAT = "Some fine haberdashery.",
        TORCH = "It keeps Charlie at bay.",
        TRAP = "Only the dumbest animals will fall for this.",
        TRAP_TEETH = "This one packs a wallop.",
        TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "I'm... sure I had my reasons when I placed this.",
        --...
        TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "Hmmm. Looks suspicious.",
        TREECLUMP = "I can't get through there.",

        TRINKET_1 = "These must have been heated to an incredible temperature.", --Melted Marbles
        TRINKET_2 = "A complete and utter fraud...", --Fake Kazooo
        TRINKET_3 = "A tangled mess. Like life.", --Gord's Knot
        TRINKET_4 = "Don't look at me like that.",
        TRINKET_5 = "A toy for a child's mind.",
        TRINKET_6 = "I might hide those in the robot's bedroll if I get bored.", --Frazzled Wires
        TRINKET_7 = "Not something a grown man should be caught playing with.",
        TRINKET_8 = "I'd prefer a pocketwatch on a chain.", --Rubber Bung
        TRINKET_9 = "My suits don't deserve to be defaced with these tacky atrocities.", --Mismatched Buttons
        TRINKET_10 = "Is that a crack about my age?", --Dentures
        TRINKET_11 = "I'm not listening.", --Lying Robot
        TRINKET_12 = "I'm not touching that without several pairs of gloves.",
        TRINKET_13 = "Don't look at me like that.",
        TRINKET_14 = "Perhaps I'll invite the librarian for a nice mandrake tea.", --Leaky Teacup
        TRINKET_15 = "Charlie was the only one who ever kept me in check.",
        TRINKET_16 = "Charlie was the only one who ever kept me in check.",
        TRINKET_17 = "The product of a very immature magician, perhaps.", --Bent Spork
        TRINKET_18 = "A metaphor, perhaps.",
        TRINKET_19 = "Admittedly, it's difficult to maintain balance when you're on top.", --Unbalanced Top
        TRINKET_20 = "Eliminates the use of the phrase \"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.\"", --Backscratcher
        TRINKET_21 = "I know when I've been beaten.", --Egg Beater
        TRINKET_22 = "The monster child gets tangled in this frequently.", --Twine
        TRINKET_23 = "I was looking for that.", --Shoehorn
        TRINKET_24 = "It's been beheaded.",
        TRINKET_25 = "The strongman's wardrobe is brimming with them, judging from the odor.", --Air Unfreshener
        TRINKET_26 = "This was important to one very specific person once.",
        TRINKET_27 = "Finally. My suits were getting wrinkles. Wrinkles!", --Coat Hanger
        TRINKET_28 = "It is still beholden to the king.",
        TRINKET_29 = "It is still beholden to the king.",
        TRINKET_30 = "Not a pawn, but still a minion.",
        TRINKET_31 = "Not a pawn, but still a minion.",
        TRINKET_32 = "Amateur magic for children.",
        TRINKET_33 = "The opposite of dapper.", --Spider Ring
        TRINKET_34 = "I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you.", --Monkey Paw
        TRINKET_35 = "I'm not in the habit of imbibing strange liquids.", --Empty Elixir
        TRINKET_36 = "Permanently bared.", --Faux Fangs
        TRINKET_37 = "I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!", --Broken Stake
        TRINKET_38 = "You are all ants in my eyes already.", -- Binoculars Griftlands trinket
        TRINKET_39 = "What a tacky glove.", -- Lone Glove Griftlands trinket
        TRINKET_40 = "One hundred percent to scale.", -- Snail Scale Griftlands trinket
        TRINKET_41 = "I've no idea what that is.", -- Goop Canister Hot Lava trinket
        TRINKET_42 = "It looks cheap.", -- Toy Cobra Hot Lava trinket
        TRINKET_43 = "What use would I have of such a thing?", -- Crocodile Toy Hot Lava trinket
        TRINKET_44 = "Rosebud.", -- Broken Terrarium ONI trinket
        TRINKET_45 = "At least it's not ragtime.", -- Odd Radio ONI trinket
        TRINKET_46 = "Some harebrained invention of the scientist's, perhaps?", -- Hairdryer ONI trinket

        HALLOWEENCANDY_1 = "Oh good, it's solid candy. I feared something healthy had snuck in.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_2 = "Waxy, just like me.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_3 = "Who is making all this candy, exactly?",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_4 = "Black licorice, my favorite.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_5 = "Almost endearing. Almost.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_6 = "A mystery I'm not keen on solving.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_7 = "I am much more disappointed than I thought I'd be.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_8 = "No one is above enjoying a good lollipop.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_9 = "How the tables have turned, worm.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_10 = "No one is above enjoying a good lollipop.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_11 = "Eating them makes me feel powerful.",
        HALLOWEENCANDY_12 = "Ah, maggots... how novel.", --ONI meal lice candy
        HALLOWEENCANDY_13 = "It's not terrible.", --Griftlands themed candy
        HALLOWEENCANDY_14 = "Only ruffians enjoy torturing themselves like this.", --Hot Lava pepper candy
        CANDYBAG = "That's our sugar-sack.",

        DRAGONHEADHAT = "Quite formidable looking.",
        DRAGONBODYHAT = "I'm no middleman.",
        DRAGONTAILHAT = "The back end of a terrible beast.",
        PERDSHRINE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It seems my fortune's changing.",
            EMPTY = "Something else seems to be required.",
            BURNT = "It's no use to anyone now.",
        },
        REDLANTERN = "Not having a light would certainly be unlucky.",
        LUCKY_GOLDNUGGET = "Gold's gold as far as I'm concerned.",
        FIRECRACKERS = "Great for magic tricks.",
        PERDFAN = "Now I'll have no problem keeping my cool.",
        REDPOUCH = "Why did that bird have this?",

        TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "It's more of a fall vest.",
        TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "It's so hard to look fashionable in the winter.",
        TRUNK_COOKED = "At least the mucus burned off.",
        TRUNK_SUMMER = "Full of summer mucus.",
        TRUNK_WINTER = "The trunk thickens in the winter to hold more mucus.",
        WATERMELON_SEEDS = "I could probably plant these.",

        TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "That's a quality, high-pile carpet sample!",
        TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "That's my natural habitat.",
        TURF_DIRT = "Dusty.",
        TURF_FOREST = "Smells like mud.",
        TURF_GRASS = "Scratchy.",
        TURF_MARSH = "It's dripping all over.",
        TURF_ROAD = "At least this one is useful.",
        TURF_ROCKY = "Kinda rough.",
        TURF_SAVANNA = "Dirty.",
        TURF_WOODFLOOR = "I prefer hardwoods.",

        TURF_CAVE="Turf.",
        TURF_FUNGUS="Turf.",
        TURF_SINKHOLE="Turf.",
        TURF_UNDERROCK="Turf.",
        TURF_MUD="Turf.",
        TURF_DESERTDIRT = "Turf.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "Turf.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "Turf.",
        TURF_DRAGONFLY = "It's warm, but quells flame.",
        INSPECTSELF = "I still look dapper, right? As if I need to check.",
        TURKEYDINNER = "How festive.",
        TWIGS = "Common, but useful.",
        TWIGGYTREE =
        {
            BURNING = "Oops.",
            BURNT = "Bathed in fire.",
            CHOPPED = "That's not about to grow back.",
            GENERIC = "The tree of an amateur.",
            DISEASED = "What has brought this blight upon my world?",
        },
        BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "How DARE you!",
        TWIGGY_NUT_SAPLING = "It's of no use in it's current state. Only time will tell.",
        TWIGGY_OLD = "Look at you. You're useless.",
        TWIGGY_NUT = "I could plant it... but why?",
        UMBRELLA = "It's crooked!",
        WAFFLES = "An excellent start to the morning. Or evening.",
        WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup.",
        WALL_STONE = "This will keep the riff-raff out.",
        WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup.",
        WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup.",
        WALL_RUINS = "An ancient wall.",
        WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup.",
        WALL_MOONROCK = "I like to build walls between myself and the world.",
        WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "Where should I put this?",
        FENCE = "My life is one obstacle after another.",
        FENCE_ITEM = "A fence for your pocket.",
        FENCE_GATE = "When one gate closes...",
        FENCE_GATE_ITEM = "A gate for your pocket.",
        WALRUS = "Don't you recognize me?",
        WALRUSHAT = "Made in Scotland.",
        WALRUS_CAMP =
        {
            EMPTY = "I best not linger when winter comes.",
            GENERIC = "The Walrusser can't be far.",
        },
        WALRUS_TUSK = "I'll put this to better use.",
        WARG = "The alpha!",
        WASPHIVE = "That looks dangerous.",
        WATERBALLOON = "Do you have any idea how much this suit cost?",
        WETGOOP = "How uncultured.",
        WINTERHAT = "How disappointingly rustic.",

        WINTER_TREE =
        {
            BURNT = "That's that, it seems.",
            BURNING = "It's a Winter's Feast miracle.",
            CANDECORATE = "How wretchedly jolly.",
            YOUNG = "Have we nothing better to do with our time?",
        },
        WINTER_TREESTAND =
        {
            GENERIC = "How repulsively festive.",
            BURNT = "That's that, it seems.",
        },
        WINTER_ORNAMENT = "Gaudy, like the rest of this shindig.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTLIGHT = "How frivolous.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTBOSS = "What a thing to risk one's life for.",

        WINTER_FOOD1 = "Stop looking at me, cookie fiend.", --gingerbread cookie
        WINTER_FOOD2 = "We're celebrating freezing to death, I see.", --sugar cookie
        WINTER_FOOD3 = "I don't even use a cane.", --candy cane
        WINTER_FOOD4 = "It is unbound from time.", --fruitcake
        WINTER_FOOD5 = "How, err... traditional.", --yule log cake
        WINTER_FOOD6 = "It's extremely rich.", --plum pudding
        WINTER_FOOD7 = "Glorified apple juice.", --apple cider
        WINTER_FOOD8 = "Such a decadent beverage.", --hot cocoa
        WINTER_FOOD9 = "My... favorite... she remembered.", --eggnog

        KLAUS = "My, what a magnificently horrific creature.",
        KLAUS_SACK = "What dark treasures lie within?",
        WHIP = "Makes me feel like the master again.",
        WORMHOLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's worse knowing what the other part looks like.",
            OPEN = "I assure you that it smells worse than it looks.",
        },
        WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "It looks ill.",
        ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "Even They couldn't build something so devious.",
        REVIVER = "I'm not sure I really want to give this up.",
        SHADOWHEART = "A pulse of malice and betrayal beats within.",
        ATRIUM_RUBBLE =
        {
            LINE_1 = "A picture of the city, before the fuel.",
            LINE_2 = "We all know what happens next.",
            LINE_3 = "They gained such an enviable power...",
            LINE_4 = "I know why you led me back here.",
            LINE_5 = "But it won't work.",
        },
        ATRIUM_STATUE = "There's a dreamlike quality to the material.",
        ATRIUM_LIGHT =
        {
            ON = "It feeds off the nightmare.",
            OFF = "No fuel, no power.",
        },
        ATRIUM_GATE =
        {
            ON = "This is a most wretched idea.",
            OFF = "It lacks a key.",
            CHARGING = "It is feeding off the dark energy.",
            DESTABILIZING = "Now we've gone and done it.",
            COOLDOWN = "Best not to overuse this power.",
        },
        ATRIUM_KEY = "It's strange to see it.",
        LIFEINJECTOR = "Who would put this filth in their veins?",
        ROCK_MOON = "\"Moon\" rock.",
        MOONROCKNUGGET = "\"Moon\" rock.",
        MOONROCKCRATER = "This will make a decent magical vessel.",

        REDMOONEYE = "Its aura can be felt from anywhere. Quite useful.",
        PURPLEMOONEYE = "A decent enough use of the gem's power, I suppose.",
        GREENMOONEYE = "It's useful for keeping in contact with my... acquaintances.",
        ORANGEMOONEYE = "I have a feeling of being watched, even from a considerable distance away.",
        YELLOWMOONEYE = "A conveniently color-coded place marker.",
        BLUEMOONEYE = "That reminds me, I must practice my cold glare tonight!",

        --Arena Event
        LAVAARENA_BOARLORD = "You seem severely deluded, good sir.",
        BOARRIOR = "Well he's certainly no slouch.",
        BOARON = "Begone, swine.",
        PEGHOOK = "I should like to avoid a pinch from that, I think.",
        TRAILS = "What a brute!",
        TURTILLUS = "He's rather thick-headed.",
        SNAPPER = "I don't fear you, scoundrel.",

        LAVAARENA_PORTAL =
        {
            ON = "Let us end this chapter of our journey.",
            GENERIC = "Meddling with it will only cause further trouble.",
        },
        LAVAARENA_KEYHOLE =  "A key is key.",
        LAVAARENA_KEYHOLE_FULL = "Right as rain.",
        LAVAARENA_BATTLESTANDARD = "We must destroy that Battle Standard.",
        LAVAARENA_SPAWNER = "It's a one-way portal.",

        HEALINGSTAFF = "I could be persuaded to dabble in white magicks.",
        FIREBALLSTAFF = "A staff after my own heart!",
        HAMMER_MJOLNIR = "I would never resort to something so brutish.",
        SPEAR_GUNGNIR = "I would never stoop to such things.",
        BLOWDART_LAVA = "That is not my style.",
        BLOWDART_LAVA2 = "I'm no blowhard.",
        LAVAARENA_LUCY = "I have no desire to use that.",
        WEBBER_SPIDER_MINION = "Disgusting.",
        BOOK_FOSSIL = "I could stop a fiend in its tracks with this.",
        LAVAARENA_BERNIE = "That thing's still shambling about, I see.",
        SPEAR_LANCE = "How churlish.",
        BOOK_ELEMENTAL = "The words within evoke an unknown force.",
        LAVAARENA_ELEMENTAL = "You shall serve us.",

        LAVAARENA_ARMORLIGHT = "It is nearly useless.",
        LAVAARENA_ARMORLIGHTSPEED = "Swiftly useless.",
        LAVAARENA_ARMORMEDIUM = "It offers a serviceable amount of protection.",
        LAVAARENA_ARMORMEDIUMDAMAGER = "This was intended for someone physically-inclined.",
        LAVAARENA_ARMORMEDIUMRECHARGER = "Decent protection that will enhance my power.",
        LAVAARENA_ARMORHEAVY = "Seems heavy.",
        LAVAARENA_ARMOREXTRAHEAVY = "Quite a clunky looking thing.",

        LAVAARENA_FEATHERCROWNHAT = "Horsefeathers.",
        LAVAARENA_HEALINGFLOWERHAT = "I could use the invigoration.",
        LAVAARENA_LIGHTDAMAGERHAT = "That is not suited to me.",
        LAVAARENA_STRONGDAMAGERHAT = "I'd never wear such an undapper thing.",
        LAVAARENA_TIARAFLOWERPETALSHAT = "A decent wreath, should I feel like healing.",
        LAVAARENA_EYECIRCLETHAT = "I must have it.",
        LAVAARENA_RECHARGERHAT = "It will quickly restore my powers.",
        LAVAARENA_HEALINGGARLANDHAT = "Self sufficiency in wreath form.",
        LAVAARENA_CROWNDAMAGERHAT = "You'd need a thick neck to wear such a thing.",

        MULTIPLAYER_PORTAL = "Always did have a flair for the dramatic...",
        --...Make your jokes...I'll be seeing you soon...
    },
    DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "You tell me.",
    DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "I can't see in the dark!",
    DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "Won't be long before it lights on fire.",
    EAT_FOOD =
    {
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "That tasted about as good as you'd expect.",
    },

    ANNOUNCE_TOOMANYBIRDS = "There are plenty of birds here already.",
    ANNOUNCE_WAYTOOMANYBIRDS = "I must wait before I summon the birds again.",
}