B7 Dodgy M/M Smut Generator


Late one evening, Silvarrn was walking towards On the roof of Silvarrn's house, tired from a long day spent bitchfighting with Crimson Dawn. Silvarrn sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of Skittys, stroking his gorgeous armpit with his chest hair. Mmm, thinking about Skittys was having an immediate effect on Silvarrn's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his chest hair, and was just starting to enjoy it when Crimson Dawn came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, Silvarrn ducked silently under Skitty's bed
As Crimson Dawn went on his way, Silvarrn paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. Skittys was there beside him. He was about to speak, when he realised that Skittys hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Skittys was sprawled half naked at Silvarrn's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of licking and rubbing his armpit vigorously. Silvarrn blushed and waited for Skittys to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own armpit in sympathy. Finally Skittys's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'Silvarrn!' Silvarrn coughed.

'What are you doing here?' Skittys said.

'I was just passing.' Silvarrn replied with an unconvincing smile.

'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually.'

'Find out what?'

'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my armpit and pretend you were doing it.' Skittys sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted Silvarrn plucking thoughtfully at his own armpit. Silvarrn felt suddenly bold.

'Touching your own armpit is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my chest hair?' Skittys's eyes grew huge.

'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'

'What made you think that?'

'I've seen the nude photomanips of Alfie Pates that you keep your cabin.'

'Oh, that. No, I made them for Crimson Dawn so he'd have something to do other than bitchfighting with me.'

'What's wrong with bitchfighting?'

'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of with you.'

Meanwhile . . .

. . . Ripp_ was hanging around In Skitty's bedroom when she heard a sudden cry from the direction of On the roof of Silvarrn's house. Snapping immediately to alertness, she leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though Skittys was in serious danger! Within seconds, she'd almost reached the source of the cries. She dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of Silvarrn and Skittys naked in front of her. Silvarrn was sprawled over Skittys, trying to pull some sort of cucumber out of his ear!

'What's going on?' she said, shocked.

Silvarrn looked worried.

'This was Skittys,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the cucumber on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'

'It didn't mean stick it into my ear, Skittys complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your belly button.' Silvarrn tried to pull the cucumber out again, and Skittys groaned and kicked him.

Ripp_ looked down at the struggling men. She felt slightly jealous. After all, she'd often wanted to try a little with Silvarrn herself. Still, Skittys looked so helpless with the abused cucumber sticking out of his ear that she couldn't remain angry for long.

'Perhaps I should help,' she offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' Silvarrn looked up at her with a combination of embarassment and gratitude..

'I'll hold Skittys by the neck while you grab hold of the cucumber.'

Nodding, Ripp_ knelt and took hold of the cucumber. It was slightly warm, as though Silvarrn had been using it on his chest hair.

'Pull!' Silvarrn shouted.

'Ouch!' Skittys cried as the cucumber came out with a loud snap.

'Thankyou Ripp_,' Silvarrn and Skittys both said at once.

'No problem,' Ripp_ said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the cucumber as a souvenir?'

'Yes, I would,' Skittys said. 'I'm using it on Silvarrn tomorrow.'

'Ah well,' Ripp_ said, regretfully. She gave a last saucy wink to Silvarrn and headed off in the direction of In Skitty's bedroom. She'd be thinking about Silvarrn and the warm cucumber for a long time to come.