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- Now, the next question
- Shouta-kun, what are your hobbies?
- Hmmm
- Does sleeping count?
- Ah!
- And also...
- Listening to mama!
- You know?
- I want to be this boy's mamaaaaaa!!!
- ...Just kidding
- This is easier than tricking Touma-kun!
- [Work is fun and I like it a lot
- I am the center]
- ---
- [The whole world revolves around]
- "Me"
- I am the Greatest!!
- Gaze upon the glory of the daily lives of these three individuals
- ---
- Everyone, I've got big news!
- The nationally popular net series...
- "Chicky Dol" just confirmed that Jupiter is going to appear!
- (The High Dive Challenge Corner!)
- ...eh
- Are you serious!?
- [Chicky * Dol Explanation]
- Short for Idol Chicken Race, it is a series where Idols must compete in games of courage. The High Dive Challenge Corner is an event where you must make the jump as fast as possible. *
- Let's do this! I'm gonna make the farthest leap ever!
- Touma-kun, that's not how it works
- Which swimsuit should I wear?
- They'd cut the broadcast feed if you wore any of those!!
- Find a new one before you go on!
- I
- ---
- Don't want to do this kind of work.
- The two of you can go do it by yourselves.
- Huh?
- It's already Autumn, too late to get in the water
- You're going to catch colds
- It says here that it's a heated indoor pool
- Whatever!
- I'm definitely, definitely not going to do it!!
- Ding Dong...
- ---
- [At school]
- [I leave my hair down and stay out of the spotlight.]
- [I like being pampered and I don't like annoyances.]
- How many times have I been kidnapped by now...
- It's because I'm so cool and cute, it can't be helped
- You see
- I've always thought
- The world revolves around me
- ---
- In an instant, I can charm any adult.
- Family, teachers, even stubborn old geezers.
- The entire world turns just like I want.
- The entertainment world is exactly the same.
- Ah, hurry up
- That job...
- (You're going to appear on Chicky Dol!)
- So then
- Even though Jupiter is a group of three people
- Everyone will forgive me for skipping out!
- ---
- Ding Dong...
- Nope, Nope!
- I absolutely will not go!
- I'm going to run away!!!
- [Back Gate]
- ...Ok
- I'll take this route to get home---!!
- ---
- ...Ah
- Again---!?
- Not This Time!!
- Ow
- OUCH!!!
- It's me
- Me!
- Touma-kun!!
- Ciao
- ...Oh
- ---
- Someone heeeeelp!
- Hey, listen to me---!!!
- What gives you the right to skip the recording
- (You're not getting away)
- Moron...
- It's very rare for Shouta to avoid work, isn't it
- Even when it's annoying, don't you like doing jobs?
- ---
- Shouta normally tolerates troublesome jobs just fine
- Since getting upset about it is just a waste of time
- And he tolerates putting his hair down for school, too
- Why do you
- care about that...
- Huh?
- That's obvious
- Because we're a team
- Consider how much time we spend together
- ---
- We still don't know why you're upset about this job
- So we can't help but follow up
- We can't do it without you
- We're a group of three
- If we're not together, it will disappoint the audience!
- ...Together, you say?
- ---
- ...Eh?
- Now then
- Presenting today's final Chicky Challenger
- The youngest member of Jupiter
- Mitarai Shouta-kun!!
- The other members of Team Jupiter,
- Hokuto-kun gave us a dazzling dive in a deliberate 64 seconds
- Touma-kun dove straight in with his eyes shut at an unbelievable 3 seconds
- ---
- There's only 1 member left!
- If Shouta-kun's dives in under 200 seconds, this team will earn victory!
- Don't be nervous!
- Show off your temper, Shouta---!!
- How many seconds will he take to complete this challenge---!?
- Diiiiiive
- Do your best
- ...Huh?
- What?
- Is he even going to jump...?
- Huh
- ...
- That guy
- ---
- What are you doing...!
- Hey,
- Touma!?
- Hey
- Shouta!
- Jerk
- What do you think you're
- You two
- Took your time to come up here
- ---
- I can count on you, right?
- ---
- [Absolutely do not do this in real life!]
- (Absolutely!!)
- ...Shouta
- Jerk...
- You two
- If you let go
- I will bite the heck out of you.
- Hey
- Don't tell me...
- ---
- Landlubber---!? {Kanadzuchi means someone who cannot swim, an alternative might be Rock Squad or Albatross, idk}
- N,
- No way
- Shouta-kun took a dive in 117 seconds...!
- That means
- The winning team is...
- Team Jupiter!!
- ...You mean
- ---
- The reason you tried to escape the recording was because you're a landlubber
- And
- ...Ah
- That's right! People watch all over the country, right!? It's embarrassing!
- (Do I have to spell it out for you!?)
- If you had told us up front we would have forgiven you
- That was dangerous, too
- What were you planning to do if we hadn't come after you!
- In that situation, isn't it obvious that Touma-kun would come
- And Hokuto-kun would follow right after?
- I understand
- Because we're a team...
- ---
- (A little offended)
- ...Your face
- Is villainous as heck.
- [Right now, today]
- (The world is just how I want it.)
- Do you want to take some lessons? We'll find a pool
- Everyone will forgive me if I start crying
- ---
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