Username: NFLfreak98

Album: Dig Me Out: This was a very solid album front-to-back, really sticks to its guns and knows what it’s good at. The first four songs are great, but then it sags in the middle as the songs start to sound very similar. It picks back up with Not What You Want though. eight out of ten though.

Dig Me Out: 10 Really a perfect punk song

One More Hour: 10

Turn It On: 9 Lights on or off? TURN TURN IT ON TURN IT ON YOU CAN TURN IT ON TURN TURN IT ON TURN IT ON

The Drama You've Been Craving: 9.2 Most of the drama is about bridges collapsing apparently

Heart Factory: 6.5 Sounds too slow and it’s not that catchy honestly

Words & Guitar: 7.5 They really boiled down their songs to the two main concepts

It's Enough: 7.2

Little Babies: 6.2 This hook is just weird as hell

Not What You Want: 9.7 This song is EXACTLY what I want

Buy Her Candy: 6

Things You Say: 7

Dance Song Ninety-Seven: 7.7 Weirdly there are like 4 or 5 songs I’d rather dance to on this album than this song

Jenny: 8.5 There ain’t no motive for this crime

Album: People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People in the World: I actually don’t mind the fast folk-style instrumentals, I think it works really well on songs like People II: The Reckoning. It gets way too polka for me on most of these songs though. The lyrics are pretty good too for the most part. Really I just can’t stand how whiny his voice is 3.5/10

Rejoice: 4 This sounds like They Might Be Giants trying to make a Mumford and Sons song

Brave as a Noun: 3.2 The singer should have waited until he went through puberty

Survival: 3 He really sounds like he’s trying to fit all the lyrics written for a Titus Andronicus song into a 2 minute long song so he’s gotta talk like real fast

Bad Bad Things: 5.5 The most ok song here

No More Tears: 2 Oh wow this was another song and not just part of the last song?

Bells & Whistles: 2.7 I think the baby would have a very well-founded fear of decapitation if nothing else

Randy's House: 0 Okay this album is officially the least relaxing thing I’ve ever heard. Which is not necessarily bad but it’s also annoying as hell

A Song Dedicated to the Memory of Stormy the Rabbit: 3.5 I think the trumpet player is dying someone should check on them

People II The Reckoning: 6 Not a fan of Mrs. Robinson I guess

Personal Space Invader: 4.5 At least they know it sounds like shit

People: 5 I like that they really threw the rhyme scheme out the window on this song

Album: The Monitor: So this is exactly the type of songwriting I love. Longer, sprawling songs that still have a lot of movement and progression. I also love the concept of an album about the Civil War. My only knocks on the album are that the singing is too grating and he says piss WAY too much. 9/10

A More Perfect Union: 10 Yeah okay we know you’re from New Jersey Pat

Titus Andronicus Forever: 7.5

No Future Part III Escape from No Future: 8 No Future Part IV No Future Hope, No Future Part V No Future Strikes Back, No Future Part VI The Return of No Future

Richard II: 9.5 Richard II or How To Demolish An Entire Country In Four Years and Still Feel Bad About It In The Morning

A Pot In Which to Piss: 9.5 Pat’s really got a thing with talking about shit and piss doesn’t he

Four Score & Seven: 9.7 In case anyone forgot this was civil war themed

Theme from Cheers: 10 Did anyone else hope this was just Pat doing an angry, intense cover of the actual Cheers theme? WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAaAame

To Old Friends & New: 6.5 What the hell kind of name is Patrick Stickles? He sounds like a side character in a children’s book

...and Ever: 7

The Battle of Hampton Roads: 11 I’m glad the song lives up to the title

Album: WORRY.: I like this album but it sounds like MCR a little too much I think. And that’s not even a big problem on the surface but it just reminds me too much of edgier times I guess. Six point five out of ten

We Begged To Explode: 7.5

Pash Rash: 7.8

Festival Song: 5

Starting Out the Window At Your Old Apartment: 5.5 So… you like moved across the street?

Wave Goodnight to Me: 8.5

To Be a Ghost: 9

Pietro, Sixty Years Old: 3.5 I mean it’s good, but why not just make it part of the next song as an intro cause it already fits right in there

I Did Something Weird Last Night: 9.5 Uh well I listened to Dig Me Out last night for this rate so that’s probably not that weird

Blast Damage Days: 6.5 This is seriously straight out of the MCR catalog

Bang on the Door: 7 Ok Jeff I didn’t get any of those lyrics

Rainbow: 6

Planet Luxury: 2 Yeah alright he’s really screaming and stuff oh man

HELLLLHOOOOLE: 8.2 This song sounds like it should be called Planet Luxury and Planet Luxury sounds like it should be called HELLLHOOOLE

June Twenty First: 7.2

The Fuzz: 6.7

While You're Alive: 8.7

Perfect Sound Whatever: 9.2

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