Nanoha Movie Scrpit-ACT 4 TO 6

Act 4

Chrono, Yuuno, and a police officer are sitting at a maid/cosplay café in downtown Los Angeles. Chrono is sitting on top of a giant anime girl pillow.

Chrono; So, if I give you this thing, you’ll drop all charges against Yuuno, correct?

Cop; Well, it’s only a traffic violation, but…it’s the difference between paying $40 and $150.

Chrono sighs and hands over the dakimakura to the cop.

Cop; Oh my god Louise-chan! Mai waifu!!!

Chrono; Si, si. Just get out of here before you embarrass yourself any further.

The cop leaves.

Chrono; So, Yuuno…what the hell do we do about the Jewel Seeds now?

Yuuno; Well, they’re already spilled all over Los Angeles.

Chrono sighs.

Chrono; You know, I can tell you right now that the average guy walking down the street will have no idea what a Jewel Seed is and what it does, nevermind little kids. If I was a little 5-year old boy walking down the playground and saw a Jewel Seed, I would pick it up because it’s a cute, shiny object. And that would be dangerous, because a child has no idea how much power one of these things have.

Yuuno; I’ll find a solution, man. Its 21 fucking seeds, how long does it take? It’s not like we can’t track them.

Chrono; Yeah, you better find a solution.

Chrono sighs.

The camera pans to the locker room, where Alisa, Suzuka and Nanoha are putting on their maid uniforms.

Nanoha; So, another day, eh?

Alisa puts a pair of cat ears on Nanoha’s head.

Nanoha; Wa-wa-waa-you scared me, Alisa!

Alisa; Tee-hee-hee.

Suzuka; All right, you guys ready?

Nanoha; Yip!

The camera pans back to Chrono and Yuuno’s table.

Yuuno; It’ll be all right, man. Look, I know you’re worried and all, but you got to take life less seriously! You’re young! Explore the world, or you know, the universe!

Chrono facepalms. Suddenly, Nanoha arrives at the table.

Nanoha; Welcome to the Punu-Punu Maid Café! What can I get for you guys tod-I mean, What can I get you idiots today, baka?

Nanoha suddenly sees a yuri manga on the table and picks it up.

Nanoha; Oh, Madoka and Kyoko; The Secret Story. Interesting…uh…sorry! I mean…order quickly, baka.

Yuuno; Oh, that’s his.

Yuuno points at Chrono, which results in Chrono bashing his head on the table.

Nanoha; Hey, uh, don’t do that please…ahahaha…

Nanoha chuckles embarrassingly.

Chrono; Yeah, uh, sorry. Can we have a banana split and a coconut ice cream over here? With coffee on both.

Nanoha; …fine. I’m getting it for you, baka!

Nanoha runs to the kitchen.

Yuuno; She’s a bit inexperienced. Not nearly tsundere enough. A little bit forced, from what I’m feeling here.

Chrono; …I miss my old job in San Francisco already.

Yuuno; Hey, wait…

Chrono; What?

Yuuno; I felt that magic power…I definitely felt it. She’s definitely a powerful mage…

Chrono; What are you trying to say here?

Yuuno; Chrono, I got a plan! We can use that girl for hunting down those little jewels we want! Her magical power is amazing! I can feel it!

Chrono; Whoa, whoa, whoa. What...you can feel someone’s magical power? How the fuck does that work? Also, even if she did have magical power, what can we do with it? We can’t just ask her to be a magical girl. That would make us look like fucking morons! Also, not so loud, idiot! Regular people shouldn’t know that the TSAB exists, remember?

Nanoha is walking towards the table and overhears Yuuno and Chrono’s conversation.

Nanoha; Are…are you talking about me?

Chrono facepalms.

Yuuno; Ahh-no! We weren’t talking about you! We were talking about someone else as a magical girl, for-

Chrono; Cosplay! You see, uh, we are journalists for an anime magazine. The American Otaku. And, we, uh, were just discussing about some cosplays we saw at AX this year, and uh, one of them was a Madoka cosplay, I thought it looked pretty cute-

Nanoha; Oh my god! I was cosplaying as Madoka! Though, my cosplay kinda sucked, haha. Hold on-

Nanoha puts down the tray with Chrono’s order on the table, and gets out a few picture from her side pocket.

Chrono; Uh-

Nanoha; See! Here’s me!

Chrono; Well, you do look pretty cute, for what it’s worth. Who’s that blonde girl, though? Her cosplay looks pretty nice. Friend of yours?

Nanoha; Thanks. Ahahaha, I wish. I met her for a few minutes and took a picture of her. I wanted to ask what her name was, but she walked away.

Chrono; Well, that happens a lot, doesn’t it? Anyways, uh, I’ll just pay now to save myself any hassles. Here.

Chrono takes out a 50-dollar bill.

Nanoha; 50 dollars? Ahh…you’re overpaying by a lot, sir…

Chrono; It’s fine. Since you don’t get much from tips anyway, I thought I would add some more cash in there.

Nanoha; Thank-uh-it’s not like I wanted to get this for you baka! You better pay me that much!

Nanoha walks away.

Yuuno; That’s a lot of cash, man. You paid almost triple the price.

Chrono; Considering the fact that you had to park your red Ferrari in front of the café, I thought it would be better if we didn’t act like cheapshits.

Yuuno nods in agreement.

Chrono; Whatever. There’s a huge party at this new bar at East 3rd street. I bought one of the tickets. If you need me-

Yuuno; Oh, I’m the DJ for that event.

Chrono; What-ugh. Whatever.

Yuuno; A black man’s gotta get his groove on, yo!

Chrono; That is the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard in my whole life.

Yuuno; Do you mean your whole life in general, or only your life since you guys came here from Mexico City? Also, should I change my last name to Scraya? It’s a cool last name. I saw it in this Japanese RPG I was playing, and
you know-

Chrono; Oh, just shut up.

Yuuno takes out a picture from his pocket.

Yuuno; And isn’t this your high school sweetheart? Hayate, her name was, right? She looks pretty cute for a Japanese girl, and that’s saying something, because man, Japanese girls are hot!

Chrono slaps Yuuno in the face.

Act 5

In a large apartment room on the top floor of a skyscraper, 10-year old Arf is sitting on a couch while Fate looks out the window. The camera pans to Arf, who’s looking at a copy of the same photo that Nanoha showed Chrono earlier.

Arf; Fate, who is this girl?

Fate; Hm? Oh, that’s just someone I met at this anime thing. You know, stuff you watch like Yu-Gi-Oh, things like that.

Arf; Aww, why couldn’t I go?

Fate laughs for a second.

Fate; Arf, you’re too young. Maybe when you’re older, okay? Now be a good girl and guard the house for me. I gotta do something right now.

Arf; Awww…

Arf turns back into a puppy.Fate suddenly picks up the picture on the couch.

Fate; Hmm. She looks like someone who’s pretty cool. I wanted to know her better. But we’re not here to make friends, Arf. We should keep ourselves low, at all costs.

Arf whimpers.

Fate; It sucks, I know! But we’re on an assignment from Mom. After we collect all the Jewel Seeds for Mom, we can go home and celebrate your birthday! We can have all the fun we want afterwards until the end of Summer.

Fate pets Arf for a second, walks to the door and opens it.

Fate; Be a good girl, okay?

Fate leaves and shuts the door. Arf whimpers again. The camera then pans to Fate, who enters the elevator and then exits the building. As Fate walks down the street, her voice narrates the background.

Fate; My name’s Fate. Fate Testarossa. I used to live with Alicia, my little sister, Arf, who serves as my pet dog and second little sister at the same time, and my mom in a quiet suburb of Moscow. My mom used to work for the KGB, but she became a scientist for a Russian energy firm after the Soviet Union collapsed. My family knows how to use magic, a very rare talent on this planet. We were living peacefully and quietly, until well, an accident happened at the plant my mom was working in, killing Alicia. My mom then went insane and sent me out on a mission to find the Jewel Seeds, the core remnants of destroyed planets so she could restore Alicia’s life. Maybe, well, collecting the Jewel Seeds will make our family normal again. Unfortunately, it isn’t easy. The Jewel Seeds were under the hands of the Time-Space Administration Bureau, a secret organization who defend this planet from universal threats. They held the Jewel Seeds at their Toronto base but then decided to transport them to their more secure Los Angeles storage facility. However, the helicopter transporting the Jewel Seeds just crashed yesterday, spilling the Jewel Seeds all over the city of Los Angeles. Which means that it’s time for me to move in and collect the 21 Jewel Seeds on this planet.

Act 6

Chrono opens the door and enters the large hotel lobby.

Chrono; So, this place opened inside a hotel, eh?

Yuuno stood at the ticket counter. Chrono walked over to the table.

Yuuno; Tickets?

Chrono; You know I have them.

Yuuno; I need to see them, man. Official protocol, you know?

Chrono; Like you ever follow protocol.

Chrono takes out the ticket from his pocket and shows it to Yuuno.

Chrono; Here.

Yuuno; Good to go!

The camera pans to Alisa’s car outside of the hotel in the parking lot. Nanoha, Suzuka and Alisa exit.

Nanoha; Ahaha…I haven’t been to a party like this before.

Suzuka; You’ll be fine.

Alisa; Whenever in doubt, just punch the guy right next to you!

Nanoha; Uh…what?

Suzuka; Alisa!

Alisa; I was just making a joke. Geez. Let’s go.

Suzuka opens the door, followed by Alisa and Nanoha.

Yuuno; Let’s go folks! Party’s starting right now! Grab a partner and then rock the fuck out!

People scramble to find a partner.

Nanoha; Uh-

Chrono; Hey! You were that maid at that cafe, weren’t ya? Wanna join together?

Nanoha; Uh-uh-sure!

Chrono grabs Nanoha and tosses her up in the air, and then catches her again.

Nanoha; Ah-

Chrono laughs.

Chrono; You ready?

Nanoha; Yea-ye-yeah.

Chrono; Let’s go!

Yuuno; Jump, jump, jump, toss your partner in the air-

The music is playing loudly, and people start to get drunk from bottled beer sold at the bar counter. Suddenly, beer bottles are being tossed around the room.

Yuuno; Don’t worry! Keep dancing!

Nanoha; Ah-

Chrono; Wanna take a break?

Nanoha; Ah-ah-yeah!

Chrono; Cool.

Nanoha and Chrono walk off.