Antioch: Baobabs start small.
Benicia: With all recordings erased, you are left with a large pie.
Conchord: Do you know how to make nitroglycerin without tools? The castaways did.
Davis: Going out with some buddies for milk, hoping for a horrorshow of a night.
Fairfield: Not much company, just a parrot and my man Friday.
Napa: In case of fire, call firemen. Remember to hide the books.
Novato: This arithmetic is questionable, but even thinking that is illegal.
Petaluma: A hideous creature, and lonely. If only he had a bride.
Pinole: If you remember going on vacation, does it matter whether you went or not?
Pittsburg: Better replace that com unit. I'm pretty sure it's going to fail.
Sacramento: Nothing to read except Shakespeare? Thank Ford!
Santa Rosa: Don't hurt humans, do what they tell you to, and try not to get yourself killed.
Sonoma: If I went back to the middle ages, I'd start industrial revolution a bit early.
Vacaville: Sure, the storm was improbable, but what a great modern Robinson story!
Vallejo: It's no Delorean, but it'll make for a great Futurama episode a century later.
Woodland: When the royal palace is on fire, and you are a giant, there is only one solution.