ElephantJokesV1

What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps? An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!^
Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? Because they only had one pair of trunks!^
Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer? Because it is afraid of the mouse!^
Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have glove compartments.^
How do you prevent an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card.^
What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose? An elephant. I lied about the green part.^
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a strawberry patch.^
How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet.^
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!^