The Legend of Fujikkuri part III

The Legend of Fujikkuri 3: Yukkuri Miko Gigolette Wars 2015

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Part 1: http://pastebin.com/3N3VnfRw
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/kfFqL8eD

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[23:15] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i hope for killing a couple of the imperial navy
[23:15] <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko vs Kongou
[23:16] <Bayushi_Sousou> Battle of the century

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[09:08] <Alice_Margatroid> Haha, I see. Also, I wonder if any clans that know that they aren't in the running any longer will try to pimp their allies when they get the opportunity
[09:09] <Thrifty> Well, I could pull off a dark horse entry, dispite being only half hearted about it both IC and OOC
[09:09] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> shovel horse dung*
[09:09] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> hahaha
[09:09] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> hahaha
[09:09] <Thrifty> Or that XD

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[23:57] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the gm is a golden dildo
[23:57] <Ikoma_Kaida> ...
[23:57] <Ikoma_Kaida> ...
[23:57] <Ikoma_Kaida> ...
[23:57] <MiniYoumu> o_o O~
[23:58] <MiniYoumu> What have you been teaching your bun, Patchy?!

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> none declared the crane stuff up knowing as absolute certainty is wrong, there were like four imperials, three zones from being a dick wizard
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Fuji-bun, what
<Alice_Margatroid> Very good question
<Thrifty> imperial dick wizards XD

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[00:33] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> or debuffs are already supposed to be dependent on having nothing of value

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[02:52] <Thrifty> Have you considered a exciling career in retail?
[02:52] <Thrifty> You too can be a jaded mess of a human being.
[02:52] <Ikoma_Kaida> Nobody will hire a PhD
[02:52] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> and nobody can hear you, patchy, how about working out an appearance
[02:53] <Ikoma_Kaida> Did..
[02:53] <Ikoma_Kaida> The bun just call you ugly?
01[02:53] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I...
01[02:53] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> ;_;

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[03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> you ditched 4chan entirely and moved to 8chan?
[03:13] <Thrifty> Pretty much
[03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I see
[03:13] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> Patchouli_Knowledge, i see the bit about male privilege
[03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> ...
[03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> don't you turn SJW on me, fuji-bun

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(Fiery sword forbiddened)

[06:53] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> no fiery sword

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[06:58] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> mostly ready, equipment set, and touch their frozen, Patchouli_Knowledge
[06:59] <Thrifty> Alright ready for lions?
[06:59] <Ikoma_Kaida> Bun
[06:59] <Ikoma_Kaida> Let it go
[06:59] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the bun
[06:59] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I'll touch -your- frozen, Fuji-bun

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> to define what his good times are, me and her Alice_Margatroid in fiction about humans eating aliens because they're not going to be something different
<Thrifty> Fuji is slowly gaining sentience it seems
<Daemonfey> Bun what

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(Spellcasting in L5R)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> a spell slots to cast it
<Daemonfey> That's how it works bun

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<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Well, I suppose. But in that situation I don't think stealth was an option for a PC
<Daemonfey> Not at all
<Daemonfey> A Soshi on that situation?
<Daemonfey> I would never go knight.
<Daemonfey> I would go "NOPE" like you did XD
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> nope !
<Daemonfey> The bun gets it.
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> 2) stop running a game master perspective, on the loyalty of highgarden
<Daemonfey> ...
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> ...bun what
<Daemonfey> ...
<Daemonfey> ...
<Daemonfey> XD

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(Fuji-bun's ironclad battle tactic)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> you call the army to find ambushes xd

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> my crabs
<Daemonfey> I predict some awkward phone calls...
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> burning love

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i forgot that it's a bot

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(Totally legit use of Fuji-bun's Courtier Arts)

<Daemonfey> I really lost the ability to see the appeal of PbP
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> my notes rather than that use inspire appeal to their bad side
<Daemonfey> Inspire the bad side?
<Daemonfey> I think that is a perfectly legit use of your courtier arts, bun
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> I'm sure I have a relevant Yuricam page for that

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(If more people followed Fuji-bun's example, the world would be a better place)

<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> If you are the self centered egocentric asshole
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You are harmful
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> It does not help that many gamers game to power trip and fulfill power fantasies
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> On the other hand, gamers are used to put up with autistic,  inspropriate and socially awkward  people to fill a party
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> So do so
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i do
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> Fuji-bun tolerates everyone

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<Thrifty> Well, might be a fun creative writing exercise I guess, I'll keep a eye on it
<Hata_no_Kotoro> Write a book you NEET
<Thrifty> This might get me in the mood to do so
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> Thrifty might as well
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> That was a very coherent sentence

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> no, technically in class and just repeating myself wouldn't really done anything
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> obviously fuji-bun has no patience for teaching

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(Share your noodles with Julia)

<@Patchouli_Knowledge> What's a script mill?
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Place to get writing ideas from?
<Thrifty> Its like ghost writers correct?
<Thrifty> A group of writers all sharing one pen name or somthing like that
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> and should be sharing the instant noodles with julia later

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(Fuji-bun shipping Asuka and Julia, also lewd)

[07:52] <@Kitsu_Minoru> Hmm, if a character in OVA had a companion or minion that could serve as a mount, what use could a Knowledge: Riding skill have?
[08:08] <FuzzyPickles> Replacing Agility when mounted
[08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Or possibly boost certain combat rolls.
[08:10] <@Kitsu_Minoru> and, like the sample monster tamer's Trust skill, perhaps to convince the mount to do complicated tasks?
[08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Cavalry being a thing.
[08:10] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> that want to convince asuka
[08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Hrm, I'd have to review then if Trust might be better in general, but
[08:10] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> to trust julia
[08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Whatever winds up being the 'Ride' skill would include that too and
[08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Julia is a mount it seems
[08:11] <@Kitsu_Minoru> XD
[08:12] <Lyn_Lawless> That seems a little too wild for Miyako.

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[22:57] <FuzzyPickles> So who's bringing the snacks for today's esssion
[22:57] <Suzune> slurp
[22:58] * Isawa_Koiso (Isawa_Kois@49.146.izz.wjx) has joined #WulinAcademy
[22:58] * Patchouli_Knowledge is now known as Marie_Langelier
[22:59] <FuzzyPickles> Is Koiso a snack
[22:59] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the snack machine
[22:59] <FuzzyPickles> Ah
[22:59] <@Marie_Langelier> XD
[22:59] * FuzzyPickles inserts koku into Koiso, pushes button
[22:59] <Suzune> USEFULL

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(Coobies forbiddened)

[02:18] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> pls no coobies

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> to save queen latifah's focus on breath in the colony pod !

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> seduced qiaolian's easier to start team america is a central part of the ac feels
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> fuji-bun that is no excuse to seduce qiaolian

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(Possibly lewd)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i'm imagining an angry monk shouting you can fill her river to get the support
<@Inoue_Yukiko> Fujibun, what. XD
<Tsukino_Minoru> That's.. relatively coherent, but possibly lewd

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> let me get you ass kicked and then after that
<Ikoma_Kaida> Bun!
<Ikoma_Kaida> D:
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> the bun is confused
<Ikoma_Kaida> XD
<Thrifty> XD
<Ikoma_Kaida> I'm dying here.
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Fuji-bun solves confusion by ass-kicking someone

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> >implying the most obvious point is to hook a failing relationship with sex
<Yamada_Nanae> That might be the most lucid thing bun has ever said
<Daemonfey> Ever.
<@Inoue_Yukiko> Is... fuji-bun trying to say that there is more to salvaging a rocky relationship than with sex?
<Daemonfey> Seems so
<@Inoue_Yukiko> because if that is the case, that is also a rather intelligent point for it to make XD
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> intelligent people do
<Yamada_Nanae> Yeah. The bun is getting sapience and reason, it seems