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- [0:23] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: sup
- [0:23] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: good start
- [0:23] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: make your approach
- [0:23] [Local] Oof@steve1037: just be yourself\
- [0:23] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: tail is lookin EXTRA clean today
- [0:23] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: ...
- [0:23] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: oh no
- [0:23] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: not that kind of approach
- [0:23] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: gotta admit
- [0:23] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: this cant be good
- [0:23] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "What."
- [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: not everyday you can see an old man do this!
- [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: what you think?
- [0:24] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: nice nice
- [0:24] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: keep it smooth man
- [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i know slender man IRL
- [0:24] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "I mean, I've seen an older dude shimmy around backwards before."
- [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and kanye
- [0:24] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: tell her you know Kanye
- [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: really now
- [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: tell me where
- [0:25] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: how is this going better than the last one?
- [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: dont mind my friends
- [0:25] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: hes doing great
- [0:25] [Local] Oof@steve1037: Oof
- [0:25] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Yeah, man, fuck, didn't you ever see the old Six Flags commercials?"
- [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: no actually
- [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: enlighten me
- [0:25] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Dude has you beat."
- [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: oof
- [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i think ik what youre talking about now
- [0:26] [Local] Oof@steve1037: yes?
- [0:26] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: dont oof it up
- [0:26] [Local] Oof@steve1037: oh i thought you said my name
- [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: anyways
- [0:26] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: keep with the small talk
- [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: work? socail life? got any?
- [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: howre they doin?
- [0:27] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "They're doing pretty good. Keeps me distracted."
- [0:27] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: nice nice
- [0:27] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: same here
- [0:27] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: college is rough...
- [0:27] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: tell her how good my new album is?
- [0:27] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "... you're in college?"
- [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: yeah
- [0:28] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: ask who her main is in super smash brothers?
- [0:28] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "For what?"
- [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: Ph.D EX
- [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: in political science
- [0:28] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Good luck."
- [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: thanks there bud
- [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: wanna bust a move?
- [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: on that dang dance floor
- [0:29] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Nah, I got two left hooves."
- [0:29] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: your moving too fast boy
- [0:29] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: slow it down
- [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i see what you mean
- [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i could take the lead
- [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you know
- [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: have you follow along?
- [0:29] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: stop...
- [0:30] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: stop it
- [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: make it a bit easier
- [0:30] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: you're pushing too hard
- [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: what do you say?
- [0:30] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "No, no. I really don't dance. Not at thirteen feet tall."
- [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: aww, ok then
- [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i getcha
- [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: well anyways
- [0:31] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: just dropped by to let you know my new album is dropping this year
- [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: care to watch
- [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: dont mind kanye
- [0:31] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: nice plug
- [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: he uhh
- [0:31] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: thx
- [0:31] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Who the fuck was that? Wait, Kanye?"
- [0:31] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: can you plug my new game?
- [0:32] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: sup
- [0:32] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: no! wait...
- [0:32] YEE@Tacticus14 claps for DickCheney.
- [0:32] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i thought we were a minglin'
- [0:33] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: what exatcly do you do at work?
- [0:33] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and what is your job
- [0:33] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: start with that i guess
- [0:33] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: "nice, back to the small talk"
- [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: also yes
- [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i know kanye irl
- [0:34] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Nothing right now. Government subsidy for magic-related victims. Supposed to start hero-work once I stop randomly trying to murder people under the influence of evil spirits."
- [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: neat
- [0:34] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: "I could probably help with that..."
- [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: rough work
- [0:34] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud looks over at the other three. "Is no one going to tell him that's a huge red flag?"
- [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: uhm
- [0:35] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: we know he's a huge failure...
- [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: I MEANT
- [0:35] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: just cut him some slack
- [0:35] [Local] Oof@steve1037: Ask if she's single
- [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: that it is a tough job, for hard working people
- [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: glad we got people like you on the job :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
- [0:35] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: i mean I battle evil spirits every day. like the inner evil spirits of my mind
- [0:36] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: just give up
- [0:36] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "You've gone into political rally mode there."
- [0:36] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: im beggining to sense you aren't into my line of work...
- [0:37] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: well, let me just say
- [0:37] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: the job chose me
- [0:37] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "It's not that."
- [0:37] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: hm.
- [0:38] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "It's like, politicians are like movie stars. You get involved into this whole other world and frankly I'm having a hard enough time with cultists and talking cats."
- [0:38] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i get that
- [0:38] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: I feel you sister
- [0:38] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: we both have our areas of work
- [0:38] [Local] Oof@steve1037: Oof
- [0:38] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and they challenge us in different ways
- [0:38] [Friend] @AndyTheK16 has logged on.
- [0:39] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: anyways.
- [0:39] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: So kanye... can put some of your music into my next game?
- [0:39] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "So uh, I gotta ask."
- [0:39] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: yes?
- [0:39] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: sure zelda
- [0:39] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Are you impersonating Dick Cheney or are you Dick Cheney? Because the look is spot on."
- [0:40] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: Thanks "Kayne West"
- [0:40] [Friend] @Eihort has logged off.
- [0:40] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you bet your left hoof im the real dickcheney
- [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "So.... uh... wait."
- [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "I remember seeing something."
- [0:41] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud checks google on her cell phone.
- [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Aren't you married?"
- [0:41] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: abort abort
- [0:41] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: ABORT MISSION!
- [0:41] [Local] Oof@steve1037: KEEP GOING!
- [0:41] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: retreat!
- [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "You have like eight grandkids!"
- [0:41] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: get out of there
- [0:41] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: that complicates things yes...
- [0:41] [Local] Oof@steve1037: DONT STOP
- [0:41] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: BUT.
- [0:41] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: RUN MAN RUN
- [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "... seven. Seven grandkids, according to Wikipedia."
- [0:42] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: RUN
- [0:42] [Local] Oof@steve1037: DONT GIVE UP
- [0:42] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: Do those MINOR issues have to get in the way of some pure, and fun mingling?
- [0:42] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: get out of here before she 911
- [0:42] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "As a good Christian Republican, KINDA."
- [0:42] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i see.
- [0:43] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: Well he sure aint running for president after this...
- [0:43] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: should I cause a distraction?
- [0:43] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you misunderstand the purpose of my attempt at mingling
- [0:43] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: your music is already enough
- [0:43] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: friends are SPARSE in my line of work
- [0:43] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Okay, to be fair, any time anyone has mentioned anything with my tail it's usually because they wanna see what's under it."
- [0:43] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: well
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you see
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: now
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i must go
- [0:44] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: RUN
- [0:44] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "That is a giant... American... brain-powered battlesuit"
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: oval office
- [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: YOU LOOK FAMILIAR
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: WE HAVE WORK TO DO
- [0:44] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: hEY ITS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: AWAY
- [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: THAT WAS WEIRD
- [0:44] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: well....
- [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: ITS LIKE I KNOW HIM FROM SOMEWHERE
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you do.
- [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: we have work
- [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: DO I
- [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: many things to take care of
- [0:45] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: you guys should check out #idiots on youtube
- [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: let us leave this fair lady.
- [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and take care of deep, important issues
- [0:45] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: like subscribe...
- [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: POLITICAL MINGLING
- [0:45] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: DEEP IMPORTANT IS-
- [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: oval?
- [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: are you well?
- [0:46] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Right, well, ya'll have a good night! I'm gonna puddle away."
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