cj isnt retarded, we are just too dumb to understand

[02:28] +CJer✿: oh okay I can do that one
[02:28] +CJer✿: alright so one day CutestFlareonEver was walking down the street on their way to the supermarket
[02:28] +CJer✿: they ran out of rice so they were going to get more
[02:28] +CJer✿: rice is very important yk
[02:29] +CJer✿: so then like 50 FBI agents jump out of a small shrub and kidnap them
[02:30] +CJer✿: so they just all pile out of the small ass bush and they're like "FBI we have you surrounded"
[02:30] +CJer✿: and meanwhile they're only on one side
[02:30] +CJer✿: they're all just like grouped together
[02:30] +CJer✿: so CutestFlareonEver is just like "what the fuck ever idc" and they keep walking
[02:31] +CJer✿: but little did she know the FBI had a magnet
[02:31] +CJer✿: little known fact: Flareons are super fucking magnetic
[02:32] +CJer✿: there was like 78 other prisoners there and there was only one plate of food
[02:32] +CJer✿: and they were all fucking starving
[02:32] +CJer✿: and then the FBI just took crates of weapons and just kinda threw them in there and said "yeah we want to watch some fun"
[02:33] +CJer✿: so then Mewtwo comes in and he's all like
[02:33] +CJer✿: "haha I have a fucking spoon you pansy asses"
[02:33] +CJer✿: and then he just fucking murders everyone in the building except for CutestFlareonEver because plot devices
[02:33] +CJer✿: read the manga
[02:33] +CJer✿: nah there were 78 or so other people idfk
[02:34] +CJer✿: okay so CutestFlareonEver goes and gets the plate and there was
[02:34] +CJer✿: FUCKING
[02:34] +CJer✿: noodles
[02:34] +CJer✿: not even fucking rice
[02:34] +CJer✿: what a fucking rip-off
[02:34] +CJer✿: and then they died
[02:34] +CJer✿: because rice is important
[02:34] +CJer✿: eat your rice, kids
[02:35] afakedugong: Wait, CutestFlareonEver is dead?
[02:35] +CJer✿: No because plot twist the story isn't over yet
[02:35] +CJer✿: get fucking rekt you didn't see that one coming
[02:36] +CJer✿: okay so CutestFlareonEver wakes up in the hospital
[02:36] +CJer✿: and the doctors are like "yeah you almost died of kidney failure"
[02:36] +CJer✿: because rice effects kidney health yk
[02:36] +CJer✿: idek
[02:36] +CJer✿: so then as it turns out that was just the warm-up round
[02:37] +CJer✿: and then the nurses pull off their dresses and they're actually some really fucking jacked dudes
[02:37] +CJer✿: and they whip out tommy guns from nowhere and try to kill CutestFlareonEver
[02:37] +CJer✿: but she's very short
[02:37] +CJer✿: so they missed
[02:37] +CJer✿: so she just walks over to them
[02:38] +CJer✿: this takes several hours because she's shorter than a termite
[02:38] +CJer✿: and she kicks their pinky toes
[02:38] +CJer✿: and as you all know
[02:38] +CJer✿: if you're super fucking swole, if you stub your toe you just fucking explode
[02:39] +CJer✿: so then CutestFlareonEver takes the guns
[02:39] +CJer✿: both of them
[02:39] +CJer✿: she's fucking duel wielding that shit
[02:39] +CJer✿: it's p fucking cool
[02:39] +CJer✿: and she just shoots everyone in sight until she gets to the supermarket to purchase some rice
[02:39] +CJer✿: the end
[02:40] +SacredLatiasッ: what the fuck