The Hangover 2 Quotes page will list the funniest and most memorable lines from The Hangover Part II which reunites the four best friends, Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms), Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and Doug (Justin Bartha) as they travel to Thailand for Stu’s Wedding.

The Hangover Part II hits theaters on Memorial Day, May 26th, 2011.  Below we have The Hangover 2 quotes from the Trailers which have been released so far.

Teaser Trailer


Trailer 2: The Hangover Part 2 “Not According To Plan” Official (HD)


The Hangover 2 Quotes from the Trailer(s)
THE HANGOVER 2 QUOTES FROM THE TRAILERS FOR THE UPCOMING MOVIE WILL BE POSTED BELOW.  WHEN THE MOVIE HITS THEATERS ON MAY 26TH, WE’LL HAVE ALOT OF MEMORABLE QUOTES.

Alan: “This is kind of nice, isn’t it?  Three of us back together again?”

Stu:  “Oh God”

The Hangover 2 Quotes
[Alan's wedding speech]

Hey Everybody
Here’s some fun facts
The population of Thailand is 63 million people
It is twice the size of Wyoming
None of you know Stu like I do
I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made pact
What I can tell you is this.

This is not Stu’s first marriage
There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ….. [Interrupted by Phil]

Phil: All right, time’s up.  Time to sit down, buddy.

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Phil: “Stu Come on, Get up.  We got a situation”
Stu: “Where are we”
Phil: “You’re gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok.”

[Stu Checks mirror and screams]
“This is a real tattoo!”

Stu: “Alan what did you do?  Did you roofie me?
Alan:  I didn’t do anything

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Phil: “It happened again.”
Tracy: “Seriously, what is wrong with you three?”

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Phil:  Chow!  What are you doing here?
Alan: He’s my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches

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Chow: “Hold on gay boys!”


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Stu: “You got shot!”
Phil: “Am I gonna be ok? You’re a doctor.”
[ Stu screams as he looks at the wound ]

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Phil: “Pull that monkey in!

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Stu: “I can’t believe this is happening again!”

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Stu: “All I wanted was a breakfast brunch.”

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Stu: “I have a demon in me.”

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Alan: “We made a pact, Wolfpack only.”

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Alan: “When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language.”

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[ Alan singing ]

We’re the 3 best friends that anybody could have.
We’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have, we’re the 3 best friends that anyone can have and we’ll never never ever ever ever leave each other.”

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Doug: “No one here has to know.”

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[ As the guys are entering a monastery ]
Alan: “What is this a P.F. Chang’s?”

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