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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Thanks for taking
- the time to do this, Santa.
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- I know how busy you
- are this time of year.
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- We
- certainly are, Corkie.
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- But we've always got time
- for our favorite reporter.
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- Especially after what
- happened last year.
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- Am I right?
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- 00:01:42,529 --> 00:01:44,963
- Never underestimate the power
- of a well-positioned puff piece
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- to make the public forget.
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- I'm kidding.
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- This is going to be some
- hard-hitting journalism
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- right here.
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- Again, kidding.
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- How about you just
- show me the reindeer?
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- As you can see, we have no
- problems with the reindeer...
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- no problems at all.
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- We've got everything
- under control.
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- You're gonna want to
- write that one down.
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- "Everything under control."
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- Yeah.
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- Wow.
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- I can see that.
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- It's almost like you don't
- even need to establish
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- the training camps.
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- There's just one thing.
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- Shouldn't there
- be eight of them?
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- What?
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- Well, of course, there is...
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- four, five, six, seven.
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- Oh, no.
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- Big dreamers dream big.
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- Come on, Elliot.
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- You can do better than that.
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- Big dreamers dream big.
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- I still can't hear you.
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- Big
- dreamers dream big!
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- That's what
- I'm talking about!
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- Well, don't just stand
- there grinning like a fool.
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- Go!
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- Go, go, go.
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- Go, go, go.
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- Come on, Elliot.
- Go, go.
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- Move!
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- 14.59 seconds exactly.
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- Yes!
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- Yes!
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- I finally broke 15 seconds.
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- 127th time's the charm.
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- Let's hit the salt lick.
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- Aren't you
- forgetting something?
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- Actually, I thought maybe
- we could skip it today?
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- Oh, sure.
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- Why not?
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- Cutting a workout short
- never hurt anyone, right?
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- Exactly.
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- - Thanks, Hazel.
- - Hah.
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- That's so funny.
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- 00:04:18,918 --> 00:04:20,551
- What's that thing
- coach always says?
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- "Success trains,
- failure complains"?
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- No, that's not it.
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- "The moment you
- quit is the moment
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- you let someone else win"?
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- No!
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- No, Hazel, no.
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- That's not it, either.
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- Oh, I know.
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- "If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
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- If not, you'll find an excuse."
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- That's it!
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- Oh, that phrase just popped
- in my head so out of the blue.
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- Isn't that so funny and weird?
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- Fine.
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- OK.
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- Forget I said anything.
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- I'll do it.
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- I don't know why we're
- bothering with this.
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- Really, just give
- it a decade or two,
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- and global warming is going to
- make this a total non-issue.
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- Call me crazy, Elliot, but I
- don't think our strategy should
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- be predicated on an ecological
- catastrophe from which
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- the world will never recover.
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- Well, when you
- put it that way...
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- All right.
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- OK, good.
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- Good start.
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- That's what you always say.
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- Try dispersing your
- weight more evenly.
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- That's it!
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- You're doing it!
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- I... I can't believe it!
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- It's working!
- Uh-oh.
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- And that, ladies
- and goats, is why
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- Santa's always used reindeer.
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- Um, a little help here?
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- Ah, hold your
- miniature horses.
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- What are you two doing
- messing with the climate
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- generator again?
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- These things are dangerous!
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- I think I hear Peanut
- Butter calling me.
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- Coming!
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- They already broke
- the off button.
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- Next thing you
- know, they'll bust
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- the emergency shut down, too.
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- Ah, coach, you worry too much.
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- Hey, guess what?
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- I finally broke 15 seconds!
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- I mean, yeah, there's still
- the whole can't climb a snow
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- drift issue to contend with.
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- But if you just
- give me a chance,
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- I know I'd have a shot
- at making Santa's team.
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- I just know it.
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- Elliot, I can't
- understand you.
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- I'm not one of Santa's elves.
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- Go on now.
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- Get!
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- Goat run's about to start.
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- Aw, coach, not the goats!
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- Peanut Butter can handle the...
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- Goats, Elliot.
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- - I wanted to show you my moves!
- - Now!
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- Goats.
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- Goats.
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- So many goats.
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- Line up in an orderly fashion.
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- Oh.
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- For the love of...
- work with me, goats.
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- Ah, get off me, [INAUDIBLE].
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- You're late!
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- And these fool goats
- won't herd themselves.
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- What?
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- - Who are you calling a fool?
- - You!
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- You great cloven-hooved ninny.
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- You have
- responsibilities, Elliot.
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- Ugh.
- Let's just get this over with.
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- I should totally be
- carbo-loading right now.
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- I'll have you know
- the running of the goats
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- has been a beloved and
- dignified tradition
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- for more than 25 years!
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- Heads up, old man!
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- Oh, yeah, so dignified.
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- Oh, shut it.
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- Miss Ludzinka?
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- Hello.
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- Didn't we schedule your
- walk through for tomorrow?
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- I come today.
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- I can
- see that, and that's awesome.
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- It's just I've got
- this open house...
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- Today!
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- OK, then.
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- Great chat.
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- I haven't seen
- a crowd like this
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- since I was but a wee fawn.
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- This calls for an
- inspirational speech.
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- Oh, man.
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- Goats of witty
- pity, hear me now.
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- You've come to run
- as free gourdes,
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- and free goats you are.
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- The old coot's
- finally lost it.
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- You're assuming
- he ever had it.
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- What will you
- do with that freedom, goats?
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- Mm, no.
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- Ay, goats.
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- Learn, and you may die.
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- Goat run, and you'll live...
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- at least a while.
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- What kind of a
- pep talk is this?
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- But would
- you be willing to trade...
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- All right.
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- That's it.
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- ...everything for one
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- chance to tell your enemies...
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- ...that
- they may take our goats,
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- 00:09:03,369 --> 00:09:06,705
- but they will never
- take our goat land!
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- Jeez, take it
- easy, Peanut Butter.
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- Hello, goat.
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- Nice duck and
- weave, Blueberry.
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- Thanks!
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- Yee!
- Ha, ha!
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- Oh!
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- Uh!
- Ah!
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- Thanks, Elliot.
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- Oh, I forgot how
- good adulation feels.
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- I'm pretty sure
- they're cheering for me.
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- Yeah.
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- Keep telling yourself
- that, shorty.
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- There they are, the reindeer.
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- The reindeer are finally here.
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- You people love DJ.
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- Yes you do.
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- It's true.
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- DJ is fabulous.
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- OK, huddle up.
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- All right.
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- Good run, guys.
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- Good run.
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- 00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:24,041
- Nice work out there.
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- 00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:27,076
- Hey everyone, I'm all
- warmed up and ready to go.
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- 00:11:27,078 --> 00:11:27,978
- Hey, come on, guys.
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- Make some room.
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- Yo, mini man.
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- I thought I made
- myself clear yesterday.
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- Let him join in, DJ.
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- We don't mind.
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- 00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:39,989
- Well, I'm team
- captain and I do.
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- 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,959
- When are you going
- to give up, runt?
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- 00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:45,296
- Because DJ is getting
- tired of this.
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- 00:11:45,298 --> 00:11:49,200
- Oh, I'll never give up,
- so DJ better get used to it.
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- Is that so?
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- Yeah, it is.
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- I'll say this, little dude.
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- Persistence is an admirable
- quality, just real admirable.
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- 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,609
- Thanks, DJ.
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- I appreciate that.
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- 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,513
- For a reindeer.
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- 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,416
- Stinking reindeer.
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- 00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:08,384
- Think they're so special.
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- Um, don't look now,
- but... what are you doing?
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- 00:12:10,889 --> 00:12:12,888
- I said not to look.
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- 00:12:12,891 --> 00:12:16,095
- Hello.
- Mhm.
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- 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:25,268
- So you, uh, you're
- going to eat that?
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- 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:25,869
- What?
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- Ew, no.
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- 00:12:26,338 --> 00:12:29,138
- Come on, Hazel.
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- 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,341
- Ew.
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- 00:12:31,343 --> 00:12:34,578
- God, that is the
- worst beef jerky
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- 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,946
- I've ever tasted in my life.
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- That's because beef had
- nothing to do with it.
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- Why?
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- 00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:41,886
- What's it say?
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- Ludzinka's Llama Sticks.
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- 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,223
- What the what?
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- Raised by Mama Llama in
- Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka
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- in Duluth.
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- 00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:55,532
- This just in from
- Santa's workshop.
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- 00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:57,501
- The world's been
- stunned this holiday
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- season by a startling turn
- of events at the North Pole.
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- 00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,339
- Oh my gosh, it can't be true.
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- 00:13:02,341 --> 00:13:03,543
- So close to Christmas?
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- 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,612
- I can confirm the rumor.
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- Blitzen announced his
- retirement late last night,
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- effective immediately.
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- 00:13:13,119 --> 00:13:14,350
- Was it a medical emergency?
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- 00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:16,218
- A family crisis?
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- 00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:19,422
- Or is he the one behind
- Dancer's conscious uncoupling?
- 245
- 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,658
- Because there has
- been talk and photos.
- 246
- 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,326
- They're everywhere.
- 247
- 00:13:23,328 --> 00:13:26,296
- Ahem.
- 248
- 00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:28,264
- The truth is a juice
- bar in the Keys
- 249
- 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:33,003
- he'd been eyeing for a while
- finally came on the market.
- 250
- 00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:36,040
- Accordingly, we're
- calling up our top draft
- 251
- 00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:38,108
- candidates for an
- emergency trial
- 252
- 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,977
- session starting tomorrow.
- 253
- 00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:41,243
- You can't possibly
- expect to find
- 254
- 00:13:41,246 --> 00:13:42,680
- a replacement in three days.
- 255
- 00:13:42,682 --> 00:13:44,247
- Will there even
- be a Christmas?
- 256
- 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,483
- And does Blitzen do a
- coldpressed GSI blend?
- 257
- 00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:48,984
- Because my adrenals have
- been sued for sluggish.
- 258
- 00:13:48,987 --> 00:13:50,155
- No more questions.
- 259
- 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:55,091
- Well, what are
- you all looking at?
- 260
- 00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:57,094
- We've got to a trial to get to.
- 261
- 00:13:58,029 --> 00:13:59,628
- DJ's going big leagues.
- 262
- 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,098
- DJ's going big leagues.
- 263
- 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:01,997
- DJ's going big leagues.
- 264
- 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,266
- Yes he is, yes he is.
- 265
- 00:14:03,269 --> 00:14:04,037
- Zip it, rock star.
- 266
- 00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,539
- What's your problem, Clyde?
- 267
- 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:11,742
- Why you got to rain
- on DJ's parade?
- 268
- 00:14:11,744 --> 00:14:13,509
- Who said you're our top pick?
- 269
- 00:14:13,511 --> 00:14:16,146
- Oh I get it.
- 270
- 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:19,516
- You want to be a
- little more reindeerly.
- 271
- 00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:23,152
- Mr. Assistant Coach, sir, even
- though I'm the number one seed
- 272
- 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,421
- in the whole entire
- world, I humbly
- 273
- 00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:28,057
- ask that you choose
- me for the honor, nay,
- 274
- 00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:32,062
- the privilege to
- serve as the Witty
- 275
- 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,998
- Bitty Farm's representative
- at the North Pole tryouts.
- 276
- 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,035
- But only if it pleases you,
- you're most gracious immanence.
- 277
- 00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:41,705
- Please, Mr. Assistant Coach?
- 278
- 00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:44,608
- He promises to be a good boy.
- 279
- 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:46,041
- Knock it off, all of you.
- 280
- 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:51,281
- Why Santa insists on
- working with reindeer,
- 281
- 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:54,618
- when any other animal could do
- a better job, I'll never know.
- 282
- 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,021
- And if Coach understood
- even half the trash
- 283
- 00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:59,689
- you nimwits talk, he'd agree.
- 284
- 00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:01,223
- Did you hear that, Hazel?
- 285
- 00:15:01,225 --> 00:15:02,658
- This is my chance
- to prove I'm just as
- 286
- 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:05,461
- good as any stinking reindeer.
- 287
- 00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:08,032
- Good luck.
- 288
- 00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:10,133
- So the housing market's
- pretty crazy in the North Pole,
- 289
- 00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,036
- - isn't it?
- - Elliot, what are you doing?
- 290
- 00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:13,670
- Demonstrating a hairpin turn.
- 291
- 00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:15,772
- Why?
- 292
- 00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:17,241
- Hey, Coach, check it out.
- 293
- 00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:23,647
- Stopping on a dime.
- 294
- 00:15:23,649 --> 00:15:26,248
- There's a shortage
- of housing I hear.
- 295
- 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,384
- I'm even amazing
- in reverse, Coach.
- 296
- 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,718
- Elliot, stop.
- 297
- 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,255
- But I've been
- training so hard, Clyde.
- 298
- 00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:36,292
- If you and Coach would
- just give me a chance.
- 299
- 00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:37,727
- Well, looky looky.
- 300
- 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,431
- Little horse is trying out.
- 301
- 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:44,801
- Oh man, DJ couldn't ask for
- a funner humiliation himself.
- 302
- 00:15:44,803 --> 00:15:46,368
- Nice form.
- 303
- 00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:48,173
- - Little guy's not half bad.
- - What?
- 304
- 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,477
- Not again.
- 305
- 00:15:53,479 --> 00:15:55,612
- Get him back to the goat
- pin, would you, old fella?
- 306
- 00:15:55,614 --> 00:15:59,315
- I don't have time for any
- more of his antics today.
- 307
- 00:15:59,317 --> 00:16:00,517
- Coach, wait.
- 308
- 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,485
- You don't see me run
- the tire course yet.
- 309
- 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:03,487
- Coach, please.
- 310
- 00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:04,620
- Oh no.
- 311
- 00:16:04,622 --> 00:16:08,859
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 312
- 00:16:08,861 --> 00:16:11,328
- Elliot, you OK in there?
- 313
- 00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,569
- He didn't even notice me.
- 314
- 00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:21,771
- What a loser.
- 315
- 00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:24,474
- No you didn't.
- 316
- 00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,309
- You wouldn't want to be
- a part of this anyway, kid.
- 317
- 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:28,244
- Go back to the goats, buddy.
- 318
- 00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:29,345
- Let him go.
- 319
- 00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:29,912
- Go lock in.
- 320
- 00:16:29,914 --> 00:16:31,384
- We've got to go lock in.
- 321
- 00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:35,721
- Aw, Elliot.
- 322
- 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:41,458
- Twas a solid effort, lad.
- 323
- 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,160
- Yeah, thanks.
- 324
- 00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:44,527
- But that's what
- you get for trying
- 325
- 00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:46,762
- to be something you're not.
- 326
- 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:50,734
- Well, pardon me for wanting
- to do something with my life.
- 327
- 00:16:50,736 --> 00:16:53,603
- Are you implying my
- life isn't important?
- 328
- 00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:57,707
- To think I thought you'd
- take over for me one day.
- 329
- 00:16:57,709 --> 00:17:01,777
- You don't deserve the honor
- of overseeing the goat run.
- 330
- 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:08,484
- Nobody cares about the
- goat run or the mini horses
- 331
- 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,855
- in charge of it.
- 332
- 00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:23,500
- Pst.
- Hey Elliot, wake up.
- 333
- 00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:26,169
- Just get up.
- 334
- 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,537
- Come on.
- 335
- 00:17:27,539 --> 00:17:29,572
- Hazel?
- 336
- 00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:30,608
- What are you doing?
- 337
- 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,841
- Oh, you know, just
- heading up the back nine.
- 338
- 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,343
- Want to play buck a ball?
- 339
- 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,779
- You're golfing?
- 340
- 00:17:35,781 --> 00:17:37,480
- I'm stuck.
- 341
- 00:17:37,483 --> 00:17:40,383
- Help me.
- 342
- 00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:42,217
- Wait.
- 343
- 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,788
- You're not going to
- eat that, are you?
- 344
- 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,388
- Oh, how dare you.
- 345
- 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:48,625
- That is a vicious stereotype.
- 346
- 00:17:48,627 --> 00:17:52,494
- I have never eaten a
- tin can in my life.
- 347
- 00:17:52,497 --> 00:17:53,430
- OK, fine.
- 348
- 00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:57,300
- I'm a goat and I eat
- tin cans, all right?
- 349
- 00:17:57,302 --> 00:17:59,636
- Can you please stop
- judging me now?
- 350
- 00:17:59,638 --> 00:18:01,637
- I am vulnerable.
- 351
- 00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:03,240
- What do you need me to do?
- 352
- 00:18:03,242 --> 00:18:06,842
- Um, pull.
- 353
- 00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:07,813
- Whoa, easy.
- 354
- 00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:13,282
- You're going to
- have to go get that.
- 355
- 00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:13,984
- It's your can.
- 356
- 00:18:13,986 --> 00:18:14,884
- You get it.
- 357
- 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:17,353
- Fine, we'll do it together.
- 358
- 00:18:17,355 --> 00:18:18,487
- Big baby.
- 359
- 00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:21,790
- 1, 2, 3.
- 360
- 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,897
- Quick, grab it.
- 361
- 00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:28,964
- Ew.
- 362
- 00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:32,234
- Young man, no
- wife, no childrens.
- 363
- 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,405
- To own a petting
- zoo is weird to me.
- 364
- 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,673
- Yeah, OK.
- 365
- 00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:40,876
- Well, like I said, I inherited
- the place from my grandparents.
- 366
- 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:43,445
- You sure you'll be able to give
- them a good home, Ms. Ludzinka?
- 367
- 00:18:43,447 --> 00:18:44,713
- No need worry.
- 368
- 00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:49,785
- I give my animals only the best,
- organic feed, insulated pins.
- 369
- 00:18:49,787 --> 00:18:54,924
- I keep them very
- happy and tenderized.
- 370
- 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,627
- Sorry, did you say tenderized?
- 371
- 00:18:57,629 --> 00:18:58,528
- Tenderhearted.
- 372
- 00:18:58,530 --> 00:18:59,094
- Forgive me.
- 373
- 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,698
- My English, not so good.
- 374
- 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:06,469
- Sure you're
- not throwing reindeer.
- 375
- 00:19:06,471 --> 00:19:08,437
- I like reindeer.
- 376
- 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,906
- Good and gamey.
- 377
- 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:13,310
- They are good at games.
- 378
- 00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:17,680
- I mean, I love to play
- different games with my friends.
- 379
- 00:19:17,682 --> 00:19:19,948
- The reindeer are the
- future of this place.
- 380
- 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,484
- No, only the petting zoo
- animals are for sale.
- 381
- 00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:24,020
- OK.
- 382
- 00:19:24,022 --> 00:19:26,822
- I already make you a good offer,
- better than anyone else's,
- 383
- 00:19:26,824 --> 00:19:28,824
- I'm sure.
- 384
- 00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:33,429
- Actually, you made
- the only offer, so.
- 385
- 00:19:33,431 --> 00:19:36,066
- You're not so good at
- bargaining thing, huh?
- 386
- 00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:36,832
- What do you mean?
- 387
- 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:37,666
- Oh, nothing.
- 388
- 00:19:37,668 --> 00:19:38,834
- Nothing.
- 389
- 00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:39,935
- Shake hand.
- 390
- 00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:43,439
- We have deal.
- 391
- 00:19:43,441 --> 00:19:45,308
- We'll finalize the
- paperwork when I get back.
- 392
- 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,475
- Ooh.
- 393
- 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,312
- Moist, very moist hand.
- 394
- 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:57,087
- Peanutbutter, wake up.
- 395
- 00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:59,989
- What are you two
- dunderheads doing in my stall
- 396
- 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,824
- at this unholy hour?
- 397
- 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,059
- Coach is selling
- us, Peanutbutter.
- 398
- 00:20:03,061 --> 00:20:05,028
- To a crazy lady.
- 399
- 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,830
- Who dehydrates
- llamas in Duluth.
- 400
- 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,666
- So he's finally found a buyer?
- 401
- 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:15,370
- You know about this and
- you didn't try to stop it?
- 402
- 00:20:15,373 --> 00:20:17,474
- What happened to
- glory and honor?
- 403
- 00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:18,707
- What happened to
- 404
- 00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:20,608
- never taking our goat run.
- 405
- 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:24,646
- One thing has nothing
- to do with the other.
- 406
- 00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:27,050
- It's time to stop fighting
- what you are and accept
- 407
- 00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:29,018
- your station, Elliot.
- 408
- 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,023
- Life's easier that way.
- 409
- 00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:36,525
- You get Ignacio,
- I'll get the goats.
- 410
- 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,360
- You wouldn't last
- a day in the wild.
- 411
- 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,964
- Well, that's longer than
- we'd last in a dehydrator.
- 412
- 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,565
- We're not running away, Hazel.
- 413
- 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:43,966
- Of course we're running away.
- 414
- 00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:45,337
- What else could we possibly do?
- 415
- 00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,907
- Are we about to commit a crime?
- 416
- 00:20:51,909 --> 00:20:53,143
- It's a gray area.
- 417
- 00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:55,580
- Because I've always thought
- I'd make an excellent saboteur.
- 418
- 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:03,051
- Sabotage isn't exactly
- what I had in mind.
- 419
- 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,656
- Mi,
- mi, mi, mi, mi.
- 420
- 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,993
- Oh, what a DJing morning.
- 421
- 00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:13,830
- Oh, what a DJing day.
- 422
- 00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:15,697
- Everybody now.
- 423
- 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,635
- We've
- got a DJing feeling.
- 424
- 00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:21,704
- Everything's DJ today.
- 425
- 00:21:21,707 --> 00:21:24,139
- You know, DJ's going
- to miss you all when
- 426
- 00:21:24,141 --> 00:21:25,707
- he's working with the big man.
- 427
- 00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:28,144
- Aw, we're going
- to miss you too, DJ.
- 428
- 00:21:28,146 --> 00:21:31,180
- Oh, DJ didn't really mean it.
- 429
- 00:21:31,182 --> 00:21:33,883
- He was just being polite.
- 430
- 00:21:33,885 --> 00:21:36,556
- See you on the
- other side, suckers.
- 431
- 00:21:44,463 --> 00:21:47,163
- Shut that thing, Hazel.
- 432
- 00:21:47,165 --> 00:21:48,897
- I'm serious, quiet.
- 433
- 00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:50,165
- I'm trying.
- 434
- 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:50,736
- I'm trying.
- 435
- 00:21:53,704 --> 00:21:54,906
- I think I got it this time.
- 436
- 00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:01,710
- Purring like a kitten.
- 437
- 00:22:05,516 --> 00:22:07,216
- What is the matter with you?
- 438
- 00:22:07,218 --> 00:22:09,686
- It's no big deal, I just...
- 439
- 00:22:09,688 --> 00:22:10,985
- uh.
- 440
- 00:22:10,987 --> 00:22:12,988
- What is going on?
- 441
- 00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:17,130
- I just maybe, probably, really
- shouldn't have eaten that can.
- 442
- 00:22:19,996 --> 00:22:22,130
- Third time's the charm.
- 443
- 00:22:24,703 --> 00:22:26,034
- Yes.
- 444
- 00:22:26,036 --> 00:22:28,972
- Now hurry up and get in
- before she stalls again.
- 445
- 00:22:43,188 --> 00:22:45,221
- Oh, make it stop.
- 446
- 00:22:45,223 --> 00:22:47,121
- You look really bad.
- 447
- 00:22:47,123 --> 00:22:50,158
- Got to get that can through
- the old duodenum, you know?
- 448
- 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,860
- Um, no.
- 449
- 00:22:51,862 --> 00:22:53,530
- You're right.
- 450
- 00:22:53,532 --> 00:22:55,164
- Things could get messy,
- cornering the small intestine.
- 451
- 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,800
- That's only happened a
- couple of times in the past.
- 452
- 00:22:57,803 --> 00:22:58,701
- What?
- 453
- 00:22:58,703 --> 00:22:59,234
- All right, Sherlock.
- 454
- 00:22:59,236 --> 00:23:00,168
- It was five times.
- 455
- 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,103
- OK, six.
- 456
- 00:23:01,105 --> 00:23:02,638
- Fine, seven.
- 457
- 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,973
- I've had complications
- in the small intestine
- 458
- 00:23:04,975 --> 00:23:07,910
- as a result of ingesting
- cans eight times in the past.
- 459
- 00:23:07,912 --> 00:23:09,878
- But you never know how
- things will shake out.
- 460
- 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:14,049
- A ruminants gastrointestinal
- tract is full of surprises.
- 461
- 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:21,956
- What happened to the engine?
- 462
- 00:23:26,931 --> 00:23:29,898
- We're going to have to
- make an emergency landing.
- 463
- 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,101
- We're all going to die.
- 464
- 00:23:35,171 --> 00:23:36,638
- What are you doing?
- 465
- 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,542
- Are you trying to
- hit that tree, Coach?
- 466
- 00:23:45,081 --> 00:23:47,081
- Hazel.
- 467
- 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:48,751
- Help me.
- 468
- 00:23:48,753 --> 00:23:50,819
- Come on, Hazel.
- 469
- 00:23:50,821 --> 00:23:53,824
- Reach.
- Hazel.
- 470
- 00:24:01,098 --> 00:24:04,098
- Wow, well how about that?
- 471
- 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,334
- What?
- 472
- 00:24:05,336 --> 00:24:09,172
- That can just shook
- itself right out.
- 473
- 00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:44,643
- This is where reindeer
- become heroes, boys.
- 474
- 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,983
- Nice ride.
- 475
- 00:24:53,985 --> 00:24:57,352
- You make that thing out
- of your grandpappy's old car
- 476
- 00:24:57,354 --> 00:24:59,755
- and some salvage tractor parts?
- 477
- 00:24:59,757 --> 00:25:01,757
- Yeah, why?
- 478
- 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,333
- I'm flying corporate
- or nothing from now on.
- 479
- 00:25:12,335 --> 00:25:13,403
- I am not even kidding.
- 480
- 00:25:13,405 --> 00:25:15,169
- Oh, nibbles.
- 481
- 00:25:15,171 --> 00:25:16,238
- Let's chow.
- 482
- 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,906
- No, forget it.
- 483
- 00:25:17,908 --> 00:25:19,841
- We have to register while
- the others are distracted.
- 484
- 00:25:19,843 --> 00:25:21,810
- Not even a carrot?
- 485
- 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,078
- Come on.
- 486
- 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,014
- I'm so hungry.
- 487
- 00:25:26,016 --> 00:25:27,249
- Whoohoo.
- 488
- 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:29,589
- That's my boys.
- 489
- 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:36,858
- Walter Wittick III, right?
- 490
- 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,160
- Do I know you?
- 491
- 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,694
- I don't think so.
- 492
- 00:25:39,697 --> 00:25:42,334
- Cause you look exactly
- like my next girlfriend.
- 493
- 00:25:46,036 --> 00:25:47,770
- I'm Walter Wittick, yes.
- 494
- 00:25:47,772 --> 00:25:50,004
- Oh yeah, you're the
- team from the petting
- 495
- 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,040
- zoo, the Witty Bitty Farm.
- 496
- 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:54,309
- Wittick's Reindeer
- Training Camp, actually.
- 497
- 00:25:54,311 --> 00:25:55,677
- We're rebranding.
- 498
- 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,745
- Aren't you some
- kind of minor league
- 499
- 00:25:57,747 --> 00:25:59,248
- baseball star or something?
- 500
- 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,282
- Youngest shortstop
- ever drafted.
- 501
- 00:26:01,284 --> 00:26:03,018
- Ooh, impressive.
- 502
- 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,089
- I bet you'll be called up
- to the majors any day now.
- 503
- 00:26:06,091 --> 00:26:08,090
- Oh, yeah.
- 504
- 00:26:08,092 --> 00:26:10,425
- Major league baseball isn't
- all it's cracked up to be.
- 505
- 00:26:10,427 --> 00:26:13,127
- I decided to do something
- important with my life,
- 506
- 00:26:13,129 --> 00:26:16,432
- something truly fulfilling,
- you know, for the kids.
- 507
- 00:26:16,434 --> 00:26:18,233
- How noble.
- 508
- 00:26:18,235 --> 00:26:20,470
- That's just the
- kind of guy I am,
- 509
- 00:26:20,472 --> 00:26:23,172
- noble, magnanimous, benevolent.
- 510
- 00:26:23,174 --> 00:26:24,338
- I could go on.
- 511
- 00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:25,907
- I'm sure you could.
- 512
- 00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:28,210
- The thing is I heard
- you got sidelined
- 513
- 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,877
- by a case of the yips.
- 514
- 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:30,847
- What?
- 515
- 00:26:30,849 --> 00:26:33,182
- Word is you woke up
- one day and completely
- 516
- 00:26:33,184 --> 00:26:36,050
- lost your ability to throw
- the ball to first base.
- 517
- 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,186
- Poof, like you
- never had it at all.
- 518
- 00:26:38,188 --> 00:26:39,788
- That's not... where did you...
- 519
- 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:42,156
- I mean, OK, also
- dude, the yips is
- 520
- 00:26:42,158 --> 00:26:43,826
- not the preferred nomenclature.
- 521
- 00:26:43,828 --> 00:26:46,328
- Misplaced focus, please.
- 522
- 00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:48,196
- You couldn't hit a ball
- 10 feet in front of you
- 523
- 00:26:48,198 --> 00:26:49,031
- to save your life.
- 524
- 00:26:49,034 --> 00:26:51,332
- That only happened
- the one time.
- 525
- 00:26:51,334 --> 00:26:53,301
- Sure it did.
- 526
- 00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:55,369
- Good like out there, sport star.
- 527
- 00:26:55,371 --> 00:27:00,041
- That could have gone better.
- 528
- 00:27:00,044 --> 00:27:02,477
- Oh man, this is perfect.
- 529
- 00:27:02,479 --> 00:27:03,479
- Everyone in the world
- is going to want
- 530
- 00:27:03,481 --> 00:27:05,446
- to visit the petting zoo
- that produced Santa's
- 531
- 00:27:05,448 --> 00:27:07,849
- first non-reindeer reindeer.
- 532
- 00:27:07,851 --> 00:27:09,417
- Coach will make
- so much money, he
- 533
- 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,352
- won't have to sell us anymore.
- 534
- 00:27:11,354 --> 00:27:14,455
- And all you have to do is
- beat 20 of the world's toughest
- 535
- 00:27:14,457 --> 00:27:16,425
- contenders in a
- grueling three-day
- 536
- 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,797
- - competition to make it happen.
- - Next.
- 537
- 00:27:23,199 --> 00:27:24,098
- Where's your human?
- 538
- 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,801
- He's busy in the...
- uh, you know what?
- 539
- 00:27:26,804 --> 00:27:28,538
- I'd look to check
- in a player, please.
- 540
- 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:30,873
- I'm only permitted
- to deal with humans.
- 541
- 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:31,808
- It's a union thing.
- 542
- 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:32,774
- His name's Elliot.
- 543
- 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:33,644
- That is E-L-L-I-O-T-E?
- 544
- 00:27:36,847 --> 00:27:38,914
- At least, I think
- there's an E on the end.
- 545
- 00:27:38,916 --> 00:27:40,848
- Literacy's never really
- been my strong point.
- 546
- 00:27:40,850 --> 00:27:42,251
- Seriously, g get your human.
- 547
- 00:27:42,253 --> 00:27:44,019
- He's allergic to tree nuts.
- 548
- 00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:46,053
- Best to take it easy
- on the dairy, too.
- 549
- 00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:48,823
- Since you're obviously
- never going to leave, fine.
- 550
- 00:27:48,826 --> 00:27:50,792
- Name and feeder farm
- before I change my mind.
- 551
- 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:51,661
- Yeah.
- 552
- 00:27:51,663 --> 00:27:53,796
- So again, his name
- is Elliot, and we
- 553
- 00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:55,463
- are an independent entry.
- 554
- 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:57,465
- You got a wild card then?
- 555
- 00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,402
- Did I mention he
- has a nut allergy?
- 556
- 00:28:00,404 --> 00:28:02,171
- I'll take that as a no.
- 557
- 00:28:02,173 --> 00:28:03,539
- Once you see what he can do...
- 558
- 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,240
- Oh, for the love of Keebler.
- 559
- 00:28:05,242 --> 00:28:09,944
- If it will hurry you up,
- show me this player of yours.
- 560
- 00:28:09,946 --> 00:28:13,080
- Tada.
- 561
- 00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:15,384
- You want to enter a pony
- in the North Pole tryouts?
- 562
- 00:28:15,386 --> 00:28:17,187
- - I am a miniature...
- - Next.
- 563
- 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,392
- What are we
- going to do, Hazel?
- 564
- 00:28:23,394 --> 00:28:25,961
- If I can't register,
- I can't compete.
- 565
- 00:28:25,963 --> 00:28:26,662
- No, no, no.
- 566
- 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:29,498
- It's all big misunderstanding.
- 567
- 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:32,501
- We warned you about the extra
- magic cookies, Moshennika.
- 568
- 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,469
- Gentlemen, be reasonable.
- 569
- 00:28:34,471 --> 00:28:37,004
- I'm sure we can work this out.
- 570
- 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,508
- Bribing Santa's helpers, Uri.
- 571
- 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:42,977
- Ugh, how do you sleep at night?
- 572
- 00:28:42,979 --> 00:28:43,947
- Enjoy the naughty list.
- 573
- 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,416
- Ooh.
- 574
- 00:28:48,418 --> 00:28:51,587
- Ah, Hazel, you don't
- even know what that is.
- 575
- 00:28:51,589 --> 00:28:53,888
- Blech, ugh.
- 576
- 00:28:53,891 --> 00:28:57,225
- Standard 65 pound cardstock
- flavored with number 12 ink?
- 577
- 00:28:57,227 --> 00:28:59,627
- I'm number 12 ink intolerant.
- 578
- 00:28:59,629 --> 00:29:00,061
- What?
- 579
- 00:29:00,063 --> 00:29:02,630
- It's a thing.
- 580
- 00:29:02,632 --> 00:29:06,134
- Hazel, you are a genius.
- 581
- 00:29:06,136 --> 00:29:07,402
- I know.
- 582
- 00:29:07,404 --> 00:29:08,106
- What's it say?
- 583
- 00:29:11,909 --> 00:29:13,642
- Follow me.
- 584
- 00:29:13,644 --> 00:29:15,444
- Can you just read it to me?
- 585
- 00:29:15,446 --> 00:29:16,244
- Mm.
- 586
- 00:29:16,246 --> 00:29:17,212
- Mm.
- 587
- 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,146
- Mm.
- 588
- 00:29:18,148 --> 00:29:19,580
- Mhm.
- 589
- 00:29:19,582 --> 00:29:21,821
- This is some quality produce.
- 590
- 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:26,090
- Hello, Junior.
- 591
- 00:29:29,927 --> 00:29:33,030
- Oh, hey dad.
- 592
- 00:29:34,061 --> 00:29:35,364
- Didn't realize you'd
- make it to the tryouts.
- 593
- 00:29:35,366 --> 00:29:38,466
- How are things
- with the Brittle...
- 594
- 00:29:38,468 --> 00:29:40,668
- what's that place called again?
- 595
- 00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:43,571
- Wittick's Witty Bitty
- Farm, which you'd know
- 596
- 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:46,375
- if you ever bothered to visit.
- 597
- 00:29:46,377 --> 00:29:47,643
- Yes.
- 598
- 00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:50,248
- Well, oh dear.
- 599
- 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:54,885
- Good luck, son.
- 600
- 00:29:58,388 --> 00:29:59,953
- Oh and Junior...
- 601
- 00:29:59,956 --> 00:30:01,623
- Yeah dad?
- 602
- 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,361
- Try not to embarrass me, OK?
- 603
- 00:30:12,069 --> 00:30:15,337
- - Say hello to Glitzen.
- - Glitzen?
- 604
- 00:30:15,339 --> 00:30:17,438
- What kind of a name is Glitzen?
- 605
- 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,075
- Weren't you just here?
- 606
- 00:30:20,077 --> 00:30:21,643
- Are you going to
- sign us in or do I have
- 607
- 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:23,177
- to go over your head on this?
- 608
- 00:30:23,179 --> 00:30:25,379
- Ahem.
- 609
- 00:30:25,381 --> 00:30:27,049
- Do we have a problem
- here, Joleen?
- 610
- 00:30:27,051 --> 00:30:29,250
- This goat's
- pulling a fast one.
- 611
- 00:30:29,253 --> 00:30:30,984
- I've got a wild card
- and I've got a player.
- 612
- 00:30:30,987 --> 00:30:33,355
- How is that a fast one?
- 613
- 00:30:33,357 --> 00:30:34,091
- This is your player?
- 614
- 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:38,726
- We're blown.
- 615
- 00:30:38,728 --> 00:30:40,061
- - He knows.
- - He doesn't know.
- 616
- 00:30:40,063 --> 00:30:42,563
- - Stop talking.
- - He totally knows.
- 617
- 00:30:42,565 --> 00:30:43,965
- Go ahead, sign him in.
- 618
- 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:44,899
- What?
- 619
- 00:30:44,901 --> 00:30:46,501
- He's below regulation
- weight and height.
- 620
- 00:30:46,503 --> 00:30:49,002
- He doesn't have a human,
- and I'm almost positive I
- 621
- 00:30:49,005 --> 00:30:51,539
- checked in all the wild cards.
- 622
- 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,443
- Who gives the
- orders around here?
- 623
- 00:30:54,445 --> 00:30:56,144
- You do, sir.
- 624
- 00:30:56,146 --> 00:31:00,013
- Then sign him in.
- 625
- 00:31:00,016 --> 00:31:01,082
- Thanks.
- 626
- 00:31:01,084 --> 00:31:03,217
- It's going to be a long day.
- 627
- 00:31:03,219 --> 00:31:04,488
- I knew I shouldn't have
- picked up this shift.
- 628
- 00:31:09,392 --> 00:31:10,558
- I guess we should
- try to find out
- 629
- 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,560
- who your main competition is.
- 630
- 00:31:12,562 --> 00:31:15,563
- Oh, oh DJ all the way.
- 631
- 00:31:15,565 --> 00:31:17,733
- Ugh, aside from the obvious.
- 632
- 00:31:17,735 --> 00:31:20,101
- Oh, I already know.
- 633
- 00:31:20,103 --> 00:31:21,602
- There's Heinrich
- the Dutch Dream.
- 634
- 00:31:21,604 --> 00:31:23,238
- Oh [INAUDIBLE]
- 635
- 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,374
- Svetlana the Polish
- Punisher and her best friend,
- 636
- 00:31:25,376 --> 00:31:28,377
- Olga the Swedish Destroyer.
- 637
- 00:31:28,379 --> 00:31:30,779
- Then we've got the
- Canadian, a.k.a.
- 638
- 00:31:30,781 --> 00:31:32,614
- - Sasha Second Place.
- - Ouch.
- 639
- 00:31:32,616 --> 00:31:34,383
- Watch it, Dutch boy.
- 640
- 00:31:34,385 --> 00:31:35,450
- Dang.
- 641
- 00:31:35,452 --> 00:31:37,019
- What is her problem?
- 642
- 00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:38,753
- Huge chip on her shoulder.
- 643
- 00:31:38,755 --> 00:31:41,556
- Dad, grandma, and great
- uncle all second picks
- 644
- 00:31:41,558 --> 00:31:43,457
- at previous tryouts.
- 645
- 00:31:43,459 --> 00:31:45,326
- Lot of pressure to
- break the family curse.
- 646
- 00:31:45,329 --> 00:31:48,096
- All right,
- everybody, pipe down.
- 647
- 00:31:48,098 --> 00:31:51,265
- Ahem, welcome, one and all.
- 648
- 00:31:51,267 --> 00:31:53,402
- Santa is delighted you
- made the long journey
- 649
- 00:31:53,404 --> 00:31:55,569
- and is blah, blah, blah,
- blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 650
- 00:31:55,571 --> 00:31:57,138
- OK, here's the deal.
- 651
- 00:31:57,140 --> 00:32:01,143
- We've got three days to
- find our next Blitzen.
- 652
- 00:32:01,145 --> 00:32:03,044
- Of course, when we
- set up this system,
- 653
- 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,681
- we envisioned a
- much longer process.
- 654
- 00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:09,483
- But since your predecessor
- proved like so many before him
- 655
- 00:32:09,485 --> 00:32:11,819
- that reindeer are
- unreliable, self-absorbed,
- 656
- 00:32:11,821 --> 00:32:14,156
- ego maniacal
- quitters who possess
- 657
- 00:32:14,158 --> 00:32:16,691
- nary a hint of
- social responsibility
- 658
- 00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:17,658
- nor personal honor...
- 659
- 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,659
- Who do you think you are?
- 660
- 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,095
- Not all reindeer, man.
- 661
- 00:32:21,098 --> 00:32:22,763
- This guy is amazing.
- 662
- 00:32:22,765 --> 00:32:24,566
- Oh, I see.
- 663
- 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,702
- You're under the impression that
- reindeers are noble creatures.
- 664
- 00:32:27,704 --> 00:32:29,303
- Hey, I've got a good idea.
- 665
- 00:32:29,305 --> 00:32:32,206
- How about I enlighten you to
- the way things really are?
- 666
- 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:37,812
- It all started in 1953 when
- Dixen decided to have a family
- 667
- 00:32:37,814 --> 00:32:39,614
- and move to the suburbs.
- 668
- 00:32:39,616 --> 00:32:41,483
- Now, I'll be the first to admit
- the Dixen thing caught us off
- 669
- 00:32:41,485 --> 00:32:43,283
- guard.
- 670
- 00:32:43,285 --> 00:32:45,587
- Of course, our real mistake was
- thinking that it was a fluke.
- 671
- 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:48,322
- Because 14 years later, along
- comes a little movement known
- 672
- 00:32:48,324 --> 00:32:51,392
- as "flower power,"
- and Comet takes off
- 673
- 00:32:51,395 --> 00:32:54,662
- to some ashram to find himself.
- 674
- 00:32:54,664 --> 00:32:58,299
- Then in 1988, Cupid
- defected to Moscow
- 675
- 00:32:58,301 --> 00:33:01,336
- after falling in
- love again, this time
- 676
- 00:33:01,338 --> 00:33:04,239
- with a little Siberian number
- by the name of Vladlena,
- 677
- 00:33:04,241 --> 00:33:07,742
- on Christmas Eve, no
- less, which brings us
- 678
- 00:33:07,744 --> 00:33:10,778
- to last year's incident
- when Prancer decided
- 679
- 00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,513
- he needed some "me" time.
- 680
- 00:33:13,516 --> 00:33:16,783
- I mean, have you ever heard
- such self-absorbed baloney
- 681
- 00:33:16,785 --> 00:33:18,152
- in all your life?
- 682
- 00:33:18,155 --> 00:33:18,720
- Oh, wait.
- 683
- 00:33:18,722 --> 00:33:21,155
- Look who I'm talking to.
- 684
- 00:33:21,158 --> 00:33:22,557
- Of course you have.
- 685
- 00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:23,390
- Wait a minute.
- 686
- 00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:24,759
- Are you kidding me?
- 687
- 00:33:24,761 --> 00:33:29,230
- Save your whining for
- the sports psychologist.
- 688
- 00:33:29,232 --> 00:33:32,900
- The point is, punks, it's
- no longer just about skill.
- 689
- 00:33:32,902 --> 00:33:36,771
- We're looking for strength of
- character, integrity, loyalty,
- 690
- 00:33:36,773 --> 00:33:38,772
- qualities that seemed to
- have eluded your species
- 691
- 00:33:38,774 --> 00:33:41,208
- for quite some time.
- 692
- 00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:42,710
- Now, get out of here.
- 693
- 00:33:42,712 --> 00:33:45,445
- First event starts in
- the main field in five.
- 694
- 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:01,261
- Oh, oh DJ all the way.
- 695
- 00:34:01,263 --> 00:34:05,166
- Hey, hey DJ all the way.
- 696
- 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,301
- Hm.
- 697
- 00:34:07,303 --> 00:34:12,205
- Hey, Little League tryouts
- were last week, small fry.
- 698
- 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:12,940
- Good one.
- 699
- 00:34:12,942 --> 00:34:13,740
- Question, though.
- 700
- 00:34:13,742 --> 00:34:15,310
- Are you looking
- forward to coming
- 701
- 00:34:15,312 --> 00:34:17,712
- in second again, JD Canuck?
- 702
- 00:34:17,714 --> 00:34:19,614
- Oh.
- 703
- 00:34:19,616 --> 00:34:20,548
- No, no, I'm sorry.
- 704
- 00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:21,782
- I didn't mean that.
- 705
- 00:34:21,784 --> 00:34:22,582
- I was only trying to...
- 706
- 00:34:22,585 --> 00:34:24,351
- I'm just messing
- with you, tiny.
- 707
- 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:25,919
- Would you two keep it down?
- 708
- 00:34:25,921 --> 00:34:28,291
- DJ's trying to get himself
- in the zone over here.
- 709
- 00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:35,595
- All right, folks.
- 710
- 00:34:35,598 --> 00:34:38,532
- This ain't rocket science.
- 711
- 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,835
- First 10 get to stick
- around for tomorrow's event.
- 712
- 00:34:40,837 --> 00:34:43,671
- The rest of you, bye bye.
- 713
- 00:34:43,673 --> 00:34:44,175
- Take your marks.
- 714
- 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:53,247
- Go DJ, go.
- 715
- 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:57,922
- - Wind up your knees, head down.
- - Huh?
- 716
- 00:35:12,002 --> 00:35:15,702
- This is just another goat run.
- 717
- 00:35:15,704 --> 00:35:18,672
- Come on, Glitzen,
- you can do this.
- 718
- 00:35:18,674 --> 00:35:20,674
- You do this every day.
- 719
- 00:35:20,676 --> 00:35:22,476
- Duck and weave, Glitzen.
- 720
- 00:35:22,478 --> 00:35:23,977
- What?
- 721
- 00:35:23,979 --> 00:35:25,382
- Duck and weave.
- 722
- 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:33,954
- Look at DJ go.
- 723
- 00:35:33,956 --> 00:35:36,690
- Those clowns never had a chance.
- 724
- 00:35:36,692 --> 00:35:38,658
- Enough of this nonsense.
- 725
- 00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:41,762
- There's a footy match against
- the old enemy on channel 3.
- 726
- 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:43,464
- Hey.
- 727
- 00:35:48,937 --> 00:35:52,340
- Did somebody order
- a Spanish meatball?
- 728
- 00:35:55,411 --> 00:35:57,712
- Get out of there, Glitzen.
- Go.
- 729
- 00:35:57,714 --> 00:36:00,381
- Move.
- 730
- 00:36:00,383 --> 00:36:02,285
- Oh my goat.
- 731
- 00:36:07,056 --> 00:36:07,557
- What?
- 732
- 00:36:10,859 --> 00:36:14,595
- That little reindeer looks
- just like you, Peanutbutter.
- 733
- 00:36:14,598 --> 00:36:20,467
- - [INAUDIBLE]
- - He's got it.
- 734
- 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:21,436
- He's got it.
- 735
- 00:36:21,438 --> 00:36:22,702
- Yeah.
- 736
- 00:36:22,705 --> 00:36:24,371
- Yes.
- Yes.
- 737
- 00:36:24,373 --> 00:36:26,339
- DJ loves himself.
- 738
- 00:36:26,342 --> 00:36:27,808
- DJ.
- 739
- 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:28,710
- You see that?
- 740
- 00:36:28,712 --> 00:36:31,478
- The training camp
- is going to pay off.
- 741
- 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,380
- Man, your boy's got some legs.
- 742
- 00:36:33,382 --> 00:36:35,650
- He just broke your
- record, right?
- 743
- 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:36,519
- Not even close.
- 744
- 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:49,530
- Yes, yes.
- 745
- 00:36:49,532 --> 00:36:51,368
- [INAUDIBLE] in your face.
- 746
- 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,107
- Elliot, that was amazing.
- 747
- 00:36:59,109 --> 00:37:01,809
- Can you believe it, Hazel?
- 748
- 00:37:01,811 --> 00:37:02,478
- I did it.
- 749
- 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,512
- I actually made it through.
- 750
- 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:05,645
- What are you two doing here?
- 751
- 00:37:05,647 --> 00:37:08,082
- Uh-oh.
- 752
- 00:37:08,084 --> 00:37:09,716
- Do we know each other?
- 753
- 00:37:09,718 --> 00:37:11,819
- I'm pretty sure
- we've met, Elliot.
- 754
- 00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:13,086
- Nice hat, Hazel.
- 755
- 00:37:13,088 --> 00:37:15,388
- Please don't tell
- Coach we're here, Clyde.
- 756
- 00:37:15,391 --> 00:37:17,891
- Give me one good
- reason why not.
- 757
- 00:37:17,893 --> 00:37:20,093
- Because I can do this.
- 758
- 00:37:20,095 --> 00:37:21,061
- Did you see that?
- 759
- 00:37:21,063 --> 00:37:22,063
- I made the cut.
- 760
- 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:24,031
- Dead last on qualifier.
- 761
- 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,765
- You must be so proud.
- 762
- 00:37:25,768 --> 00:37:27,902
- OK, yeah, I was last.
- 763
- 00:37:27,904 --> 00:37:29,137
- But did you see me out there?
- 764
- 00:37:29,139 --> 00:37:30,538
- I was on fire.
- 765
- 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,806
- Sloppy footwork,
- appalling technique,
- 766
- 00:37:32,808 --> 00:37:35,810
- and a total disregard
- for presentation.
- 767
- 00:37:35,812 --> 00:37:36,843
- Some fire.
- 768
- 00:37:36,845 --> 00:37:37,745
- Yeah?
- 769
- 00:37:37,747 --> 00:37:39,645
- Well, what do you know?
- 770
- 00:37:39,647 --> 00:37:41,616
- You're just a cranky, old draft
- horse whose pulled one too many
- 771
- 00:37:41,618 --> 00:37:43,751
- kegs.
- 772
- 00:37:43,753 --> 00:37:45,085
- Forget I said anything.
- 773
- 00:37:45,087 --> 00:37:46,556
- You'll make a perfect reindeer.
- 774
- 00:37:49,793 --> 00:37:51,729
- OK, time to hit the buffet.
- 775
- 00:37:58,168 --> 00:38:01,033
- Uh, we should just
- go home and take
- 776
- 00:38:01,035 --> 00:38:02,970
- our chances with the meat lady.
- 777
- 00:38:02,972 --> 00:38:04,138
- Oh yeah, sure.
- 778
- 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:06,541
- Let's quit now, give
- up on everything
- 779
- 00:38:06,543 --> 00:38:08,408
- you've been working
- your entire life for.
- 780
- 00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:09,110
- Great plan.
- 781
- 00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:10,177
- I'm serious.
- 782
- 00:38:10,179 --> 00:38:12,350
- Sure you are.
- Athletes.
- 783
- 00:38:14,851 --> 00:38:15,982
- Wait a second.
- 784
- 00:38:15,984 --> 00:38:18,886
- Where is everyone?
- 785
- 00:38:18,888 --> 00:38:20,687
- Hey, Glitzen.
- 786
- 00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,589
- You coming to the after party?
- 787
- 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,424
- Ooh, is that where
- they serve dessert?
- 788
- 00:38:24,426 --> 00:38:25,659
- Is there a chocolate fountain?
- 789
- 00:38:25,661 --> 00:38:28,128
- Reindeer only, sorry.
- 790
- 00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:29,997
- I'm not really
- in a party mood.
- 791
- 00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:30,964
- Why not?
- 792
- 00:38:30,966 --> 00:38:33,567
- You were amazing today.
- 793
- 00:38:33,569 --> 00:38:34,068
- I was?
- 794
- 00:38:34,070 --> 00:38:35,203
- Are you kidding?
- 795
- 00:38:35,205 --> 00:38:36,702
- I just saw the replay.
- 796
- 00:38:36,704 --> 00:38:39,640
- That duck and weave
- bit was awesome.
- 797
- 00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:40,640
- Oh, actually, that was...
- 798
- 00:38:40,642 --> 00:38:43,444
- Just a little reindeer
- move I came up with back
- 799
- 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,546
- at the reindeer
- training camp, you
- 800
- 00:38:45,548 --> 00:38:48,148
- know with the other
- reindeer, like me.
- 801
- 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:49,115
- Excuse me?
- 802
- 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,651
- Well, come on then.
- 803
- 00:38:50,653 --> 00:38:52,752
- Don't just stand
- there looking short.
- 804
- 00:38:52,754 --> 00:38:54,588
- OK, yeah.
- 805
- 00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:55,823
- Yeah, you're right, Sasha.
- 806
- 00:38:55,825 --> 00:38:58,058
- A party sounds
- like a great idea.
- 807
- 00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:58,994
- Enjoy the buffet, Hazel.
- 808
- 00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:07,902
- So this is like a
- Christmas party?
- 809
- 00:39:07,904 --> 00:39:10,237
- Um, not exactly.
- 810
- 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,573
- Younglings, welcome.
- 811
- 00:39:12,575 --> 00:39:16,209
- We've got food,
- beverages, flea dip.
- 812
- 00:39:16,211 --> 00:39:19,946
- Um, is that the North Pole?
- 813
- 00:39:19,948 --> 00:39:21,113
- Yeah.
- 814
- 00:39:21,115 --> 00:39:22,850
- We steal it every year.
- 815
- 00:39:22,852 --> 00:39:24,819
- What's that stuff all over it?
- 816
- 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:25,651
- Butter.
- 817
- 00:39:25,653 --> 00:39:29,991
- - Makes it good and slippery.
- - Oh.
- 818
- 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:31,826
- You two want to give it a try?
- 819
- 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,561
- Do we have a choice?
- 820
- 00:39:34,563 --> 00:39:38,266
- What do you think we are, a
- couple of heartless monsters?
- 821
- 00:39:38,268 --> 00:39:41,002
- Because you would be right.
- 822
- 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,270
- Come on now.
- 823
- 00:39:42,272 --> 00:39:43,236
- Come on.
- 824
- 00:39:43,238 --> 00:39:45,206
- Have fun, y'all.
- 825
- 00:40:05,827 --> 00:40:07,027
- Huh?
- 826
- 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,228
- Come on, come on.
- 827
- 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:09,562
- Where is it?
- 828
- 00:40:09,565 --> 00:40:11,201
- I know I saw it
- around here somewhere.
- 829
- 00:40:28,082 --> 00:40:29,786
- That must be where
- we get the dessert.
- 830
- 00:40:32,988 --> 00:40:34,956
- Man, are you kidding me?
- 831
- 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:36,823
- No one can win this thing.
- 832
- 00:40:36,825 --> 00:40:38,225
- Seriously, where's
- an opposable thumb
- 833
- 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:40,026
- when you need it?
- 834
- 00:40:40,028 --> 00:40:41,827
- No one can win.
- 835
- 00:40:41,829 --> 00:40:42,995
- No one.
- 836
- 00:40:47,769 --> 00:40:49,602
- Dude, speak English.
- 837
- 00:40:49,605 --> 00:40:52,104
- You know DJ doesn't
- understand Korean.
- 838
- 00:40:52,106 --> 00:40:53,340
- He's Dutch, you idiot.
- 839
- 00:40:53,342 --> 00:40:55,107
- Hey, I know what to do.
- 840
- 00:40:55,109 --> 00:40:58,078
- I think DJ knows Korean
- when he hears it, Sasha.
- 841
- 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,745
- Listen, I have an idea.
- 842
- 00:40:59,747 --> 00:41:01,247
- No, she is right.
- I am Dutch.
- 843
- 00:41:01,249 --> 00:41:04,918
- Guys, we're all losers.
- 844
- 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,186
- Excuse me?
- 845
- 00:41:06,188 --> 00:41:07,653
- You said it yourself, DJ.
- 846
- 00:41:07,655 --> 00:41:09,756
- This is impossible.
- 847
- 00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:13,260
- But if someone doesn't get
- that hat down, we all lose.
- 848
- 00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:17,364
- All of us as a group.
- 849
- 00:41:17,366 --> 00:41:20,600
- Some might even call it a team.
- 850
- 00:41:20,602 --> 00:41:23,269
- Do you see where
- I'm going with this?
- 851
- 00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:24,972
- Oh, I see.
- 852
- 00:41:24,974 --> 00:41:26,906
- Let's do this.
- 853
- 00:41:28,776 --> 00:41:30,210
- Whoa, hold on.
- 854
- 00:41:30,212 --> 00:41:32,180
- What just... I don't get it.
- 855
- 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:39,219
- Are you wearing
- [INAUDIBLE] shoes, man?
- 856
- 00:41:39,221 --> 00:41:40,886
- Ow.
- Ow.
- 857
- 00:41:40,888 --> 00:41:41,591
- Watch it.
- 858
- 00:41:54,770 --> 00:41:57,671
- Oh man, I love
- being a reindeer.
- 859
- 00:41:57,674 --> 00:42:00,006
- Good to know,
- considering you've
- 860
- 00:42:00,008 --> 00:42:02,043
- been one your entire life.
- 861
- 00:42:02,045 --> 00:42:03,709
- Oh yeah, right.
- 862
- 00:42:03,711 --> 00:42:07,381
- No, I'm just saying being
- a reindeer is awesome.
- 863
- 00:42:07,383 --> 00:42:09,082
- Whoa, hold up.
- 864
- 00:42:09,084 --> 00:42:11,984
- Do I know you, little dude?
- 865
- 00:42:11,986 --> 00:42:12,887
- Me?
- 866
- 00:42:12,889 --> 00:42:14,287
- No.
- 867
- 00:42:14,289 --> 00:42:16,689
- No, we just met, remember?
- 868
- 00:42:16,692 --> 00:42:19,725
- Yeah, but you're
- looking awfully
- 869
- 00:42:19,727 --> 00:42:22,262
- familiar all of a sudden.
- 870
- 00:42:22,264 --> 00:42:24,065
- Oh, is that my
- coach calling me?
- 871
- 00:42:24,067 --> 00:42:24,767
- I should go.
- 872
- 00:42:28,137 --> 00:42:29,202
- That was weird.
- 873
- 00:42:29,204 --> 00:42:30,370
- Something's not right, Sasha.
- 874
- 00:42:30,372 --> 00:42:31,640
- I know it.
- 875
- 00:42:39,247 --> 00:42:42,381
- Oh wow.
- 876
- 00:42:42,383 --> 00:42:44,451
- Oh my goodness.
- 877
- 00:42:44,453 --> 00:42:47,022
- Oh, the kitchen must be behind
- all these shiny new sleighs.
- 878
- 00:43:04,173 --> 00:43:06,138
- What are you doing back here?
- 879
- 00:43:07,776 --> 00:43:10,444
- Oh hello, good sir.
- 880
- 00:43:10,446 --> 00:43:14,013
- Would you be so kind as to
- direct me to the ladies room?
- 881
- 00:43:14,015 --> 00:43:16,217
- So sorry, Madam, I cannot.
- 882
- 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,919
- Because you're a goat.
- 883
- 00:43:18,921 --> 00:43:21,120
- You're not authorized
- to be here, either.
- 884
- 00:43:21,123 --> 00:43:24,057
- Would someone please
- tell me what is going on?
- 885
- 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:26,727
- Sugar plum, there you are.
- 886
- 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,328
- I've been looking
- all over for you.
- 887
- 00:43:29,330 --> 00:43:31,997
- I've got a bag of dog treats
- in my purse if you play along.
- 888
- 00:43:31,999 --> 00:43:34,235
- Lady, do I look
- like I eat Kibble?
- 889
- 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:35,869
- My, my, Lemon Drop.
- 890
- 00:43:35,871 --> 00:43:37,136
- What is all this?
- 891
- 00:43:37,139 --> 00:43:40,040
- It's how the North Pole keeps
- up with the rest of the world.
- 892
- 00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:41,875
- And it's supposed to be
- top secret, by the way,
- 893
- 00:43:41,877 --> 00:43:44,377
- so if you do not mind.
- 894
- 00:43:44,379 --> 00:43:48,749
- It's just there sure a lot
- of mechanical sleigh in here.
- 895
- 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:50,816
- Seriously, this
- place is packed.
- 896
- 00:43:50,818 --> 00:43:53,120
- And I always thought they
- were manufactured exclusively
- 897
- 00:43:53,122 --> 00:43:54,754
- for the training farms.
- 898
- 00:43:54,756 --> 00:43:55,921
- Oh yeah, that is right.
- 899
- 00:43:55,923 --> 00:43:57,089
- They sure are.
- 900
- 00:43:57,091 --> 00:44:00,327
- And yet here we stand in
- the heart of the North Pole,
- 901
- 00:44:00,329 --> 00:44:02,828
- surrounded by a
- veritable suite of them.
- 902
- 00:44:02,830 --> 00:44:04,131
- Hey, she's right.
- 903
- 00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:05,432
- What gives, elf?
- 904
- 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,366
- Care to comment?
- 905
- 00:44:07,368 --> 00:44:09,102
- Well, I...
- 906
- 00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:11,370
- I suppose we couldn't expect
- to keep it a secret forever.
- 907
- 00:44:11,372 --> 00:44:12,973
- Keep what a secret?
- 908
- 00:44:12,975 --> 00:44:16,142
- How we survived the
- Prancer crisis, of course.
- 909
- 00:44:16,144 --> 00:44:19,145
- How do you think Santa handled
- a typhoon, two blizzards,
- 910
- 00:44:19,147 --> 00:44:21,481
- and the worst fog the
- eastern seaboard had ever
- 911
- 00:44:21,483 --> 00:44:23,383
- seen with his team down a man?
- 912
- 00:44:23,385 --> 00:44:26,819
- Everyone knows last year
- was an outright disaster.
- 913
- 00:44:26,822 --> 00:44:28,955
- The one thing Santa
- didn't do was handle it.
- 914
- 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:31,558
- Of course he handled it.
- 915
- 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,961
- He was just a little late.
- 916
- 00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:37,363
- A little?
- 917
- 00:44:37,365 --> 00:44:38,999
- Try seven hours.
- 918
- 00:44:39,901 --> 00:44:42,468
- The candy
- cane has cracked.
- 919
- 00:44:42,470 --> 00:44:44,970
- I repeat, the candy
- cane has cracked.
- 920
- 00:44:44,972 --> 00:44:48,942
- Move, move, move.
- 921
- 00:44:48,944 --> 00:44:55,381
- We did what we had to do
- and we got the job done.
- 922
- 00:44:55,383 --> 00:44:58,885
- These sleighs are
- something else.
- 923
- 00:44:58,887 --> 00:45:01,321
- No need to be fed or groomed.
- 924
- 00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:04,191
- Don't need any
- sleep or exercise.
- 925
- 00:45:04,193 --> 00:45:07,359
- 100% hassle-free.
- 926
- 00:45:07,361 --> 00:45:10,030
- I love technology.
- 927
- 00:45:10,032 --> 00:45:13,332
- Not more than you love
- the reindeer, though, right?
- 928
- 00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:14,334
- Oh yeah, no.
- 929
- 00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,970
- Of course not.
- 930
- 00:45:16,972 --> 00:45:18,405
- I love the reindeers.
- 931
- 00:45:18,407 --> 00:45:21,540
- They're so much fun.
- 932
- 00:45:21,542 --> 00:45:24,276
- So this is, what,
- a backup system?
- 933
- 00:45:24,278 --> 00:45:25,077
- Sure.
- 934
- 00:45:25,079 --> 00:45:26,145
- OK.
- 935
- 00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:27,180
- A backup system.
- 936
- 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:29,248
- That... that's a...
- 937
- 00:45:29,251 --> 00:45:31,584
- a good phrase.
- 938
- 00:45:31,586 --> 00:45:32,821
- Now, if you don't mind.
- 939
- 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,057
- He's a terrible liar.
- 940
- 00:45:38,059 --> 00:45:38,758
- Yup.
- 941
- 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:43,363
- So how about those dog treats?
- 942
- 00:46:01,950 --> 00:46:05,252
- Oh, you promised
- you'd stop doing that.
- 943
- 00:46:05,254 --> 00:46:08,087
- I saw something really
- strange last night, Elliot.
- 944
- 00:46:08,089 --> 00:46:09,288
- Last night.
- 945
- 00:46:09,291 --> 00:46:10,423
- Oh, man.
- 946
- 00:46:10,425 --> 00:46:11,892
- Lemon Drop's got
- this secret lab.
- 947
- 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,459
- You should have
- been there, Hazel.
- 948
- 00:46:13,461 --> 00:46:15,160
- Full of mechanical sleighs.
- 949
- 00:46:15,162 --> 00:46:16,462
- There was reindeer.
- 950
- 00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:17,631
- I think he's up to something.
- 951
- 00:46:17,633 --> 00:46:19,297
- And butter.
- 952
- 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:21,501
- Elliot, stop yapping
- about the stupid reindeer
- 953
- 00:46:21,503 --> 00:46:22,935
- and listen to me.
- 954
- 00:46:22,938 --> 00:46:24,504
- Reindeer aren't stupid.
- 955
- 00:46:24,506 --> 00:46:26,205
- Uh, excuse me?
- 956
- 00:46:26,207 --> 00:46:27,374
- They're actually pretty great.
- 957
- 00:46:27,376 --> 00:46:28,975
- They're great?
- 958
- 00:46:28,977 --> 00:46:32,245
- I mean even DJ is OK
- once you get to know him.
- 959
- 00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:33,579
- OK, fine.
- 960
- 00:46:33,581 --> 00:46:37,917
- Let's say they can be
- nice to other reindeer.
- 961
- 00:46:37,919 --> 00:46:39,653
- How do you think they're
- going to react when
- 962
- 00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:41,954
- you take off those antlers?
- 963
- 00:46:41,957 --> 00:46:44,057
- Maybe I won't have to.
- 964
- 00:46:44,059 --> 00:46:45,926
- What are you
- even talking about?
- 965
- 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:48,428
- I just mean I
- might not even win,
- 966
- 00:46:48,430 --> 00:46:52,697
- so there's no point in worrying
- about any of that right now.
- 967
- 00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:56,669
- I have to get to the gym before
- all the machines are taken.
- 968
- 00:46:56,671 --> 00:46:57,505
- I'll see you later, Hazel.
- 969
- 00:47:10,385 --> 00:47:13,486
- You don't look like a reindeer
- ready for his first flight.
- 970
- 00:47:13,488 --> 00:47:18,257
- DJ's got the sniffles,
- and it's freezing out there.
- 971
- 00:47:18,259 --> 00:47:20,560
- You're a reindeer, DJ.
- 972
- 00:47:20,562 --> 00:47:22,031
- You're genetically
- built for the cold.
- 973
- 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,432
- So that's it.
- 974
- 00:47:26,434 --> 00:47:30,102
- After all our work, everything
- Coach has done for you,
- 975
- 00:47:30,104 --> 00:47:33,238
- you're going to throw
- it all away over a cold?
- 976
- 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:37,176
- It is what it is, old man.
- 977
- 00:47:37,178 --> 00:47:40,513
- I expect you on the
- main field in 20 minutes.
- 978
- 00:47:47,488 --> 00:47:48,387
- Excuse me.
- 979
- 00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:50,389
- OK, big guy, make some room.
- 980
- 00:47:50,392 --> 00:47:54,593
- OK, if you could just move your
- giant butt two inches to the...
- 981
- 00:47:54,595 --> 00:47:56,428
- OK, all right, that's it.
- 982
- 00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:57,265
- I am done playing.
- 983
- 00:48:08,609 --> 00:48:10,979
- Ooh, look at that.
- Nice.
- 984
- 00:48:18,754 --> 00:48:20,352
- Yo, Malik.
- 985
- 00:48:20,354 --> 00:48:21,322
- You forgot the milk.
- 986
- 00:48:30,464 --> 00:48:31,765
- Well, well, well.
- 987
- 00:48:31,767 --> 00:48:34,667
- Look at you, my lovelies.
- 988
- 00:48:34,669 --> 00:48:37,403
- Gee, I wonder what
- that sign says.
- 989
- 00:48:37,405 --> 00:48:41,473
- Meh, how important could it be?
- 990
- 00:48:41,475 --> 00:48:44,644
- Reading is overrated.
- 991
- 00:48:44,646 --> 00:48:46,245
- He's sick.
- 992
- 00:48:46,247 --> 00:48:47,546
- After everything
- we've worked for?
- 993
- 00:48:47,548 --> 00:48:50,616
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 994
- 00:48:50,618 --> 00:48:53,818
- He wouldn't get up
- for you, either?
- 995
- 00:48:53,821 --> 00:48:55,789
- This can't be happening.
- 996
- 00:48:55,791 --> 00:48:58,158
- Everything OK, gentlemen?
- 997
- 00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,358
- Great.
- 998
- 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,660
- I can see the headline now,
- number 1 seed has the yips.
- 999
- 00:49:01,662 --> 00:49:05,231
- Reindeer trainer slash failed
- baseball star loses everything.
- 1000
- 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:05,964
- Perfect.
- 1001
- 00:49:05,966 --> 00:49:08,401
- That's actually
- a little wordy.
- 1002
- 00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:09,635
- What am I going to do?
- 1003
- 00:49:10,671 --> 00:49:11,437
- You're right.
- 1004
- 00:49:11,439 --> 00:49:12,471
- He's fine.
- 1005
- 00:49:12,474 --> 00:49:13,506
- It's going to be totally fine.
- 1006
- 00:49:13,508 --> 00:49:14,739
- It's all fine.
- 1007
- 00:49:14,741 --> 00:49:16,341
- Sure sounds like it.
- 1008
- 00:49:16,343 --> 00:49:19,378
- I need some air.
- 1009
- 00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:22,082
- Your boy's wound a
- little tight, huh?
- 1010
- 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,118
- You have no idea.
- 1011
- 00:49:26,187 --> 00:49:27,088
- Hairpin turn.
- 1012
- 00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:55,880
- Candy canes.
- 1013
- 00:49:55,883 --> 00:49:58,818
- Keep your knees in
- line with your hooves.
- 1014
- 00:49:58,820 --> 00:50:00,786
- Are you talking to me?
- 1015
- 00:50:00,788 --> 00:50:02,521
- You see anybody else
- wrecking the field
- 1016
- 00:50:02,524 --> 00:50:03,723
- with their sloppy technique?
- 1017
- 00:50:03,725 --> 00:50:06,725
- It's not that bad.
- 1018
- 00:50:06,727 --> 00:50:08,461
- OK, fine.
- 1019
- 00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:09,427
- Maybe I am.
- 1020
- 00:50:09,429 --> 00:50:12,200
- Knees, hooves, try it.
- 1021
- 00:50:21,408 --> 00:50:22,144
- Try it again.
- 1022
- 00:50:33,655 --> 00:50:35,557
- Ha ha, eat that.
- 1023
- 00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:47,767
- Give it up, grandpa.
- 1024
- 00:50:47,769 --> 00:50:49,502
- DJ's done.
- 1025
- 00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:52,204
- Rest assured, your grandfather
- would never have tolerated
- 1026
- 00:50:52,207 --> 00:50:54,774
- this kind of behavior.
- 1027
- 00:50:54,776 --> 00:50:55,574
- Get up, Junior.
- 1028
- 00:50:55,577 --> 00:50:57,443
- I can't, dad.
- 1029
- 00:50:57,445 --> 00:50:58,576
- I'm sick.
- 1030
- 00:50:59,446 --> 00:51:00,680
- Nonsense.
- 1031
- 00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:02,947
- - You're afraid of flying.
- - Nuh-huh.
- 1032
- 00:51:02,950 --> 00:51:04,551
- DJ's not afraid of flying.
- 1033
- 00:51:04,553 --> 00:51:06,121
- DJ's not afraid of anything.
- 1034
- 00:51:09,290 --> 00:51:12,725
- OK, fine, but it's not
- like I chose to be a wuss.
- 1035
- 00:51:12,727 --> 00:51:14,426
- What do you want me to do?
- 1036
- 00:51:14,428 --> 00:51:18,531
- The only way to overcome any
- fear is to face it head on.
- 1037
- 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,965
- How did I know you'd say that?
- 1038
- 00:51:20,968 --> 00:51:24,437
- I heard an extra cookie
- or two never hurt, either.
- 1039
- 00:51:24,439 --> 00:51:26,871
- Huh?
- An extra cookie?
- 1040
- 00:51:26,873 --> 00:51:28,873
- Isn't that kind of cheating?
- 1041
- 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:32,578
- I warned you about
- embarrassing me, Junior.
- 1042
- 00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:33,779
- OK, dad.
- 1043
- 00:51:33,781 --> 00:51:37,683
- Anything you say.
- 1044
- 00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:55,333
- Now, did everyone get one
- of Mrs. Claus's cookies?
- 1045
- 00:51:55,335 --> 00:52:00,438
- Apparently, we had a mix-up
- in this morning's count.
- 1046
- 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,774
- Rookies.
- 1047
- 00:52:02,776 --> 00:52:05,577
- All right, hold on
- to your butts, folks.
- 1048
- 00:52:05,579 --> 00:52:08,516
- These puppies don't
- take long to kick in.
- 1049
- 00:52:17,024 --> 00:52:18,691
- Hello?
- 1050
- 00:52:18,693 --> 00:52:20,396
- Huh?
- 1051
- 00:52:25,899 --> 00:52:27,033
- Ignacio?
- 1052
- 00:52:27,035 --> 00:52:29,001
- What are you doing here?
- 1053
- 00:52:29,003 --> 00:52:32,705
- And why are you so small?
- 1054
- 00:52:32,707 --> 00:52:36,675
- What the... huh?
- 1055
- 00:52:36,678 --> 00:52:40,646
- What is
- happening to me?
- 1056
- 00:52:40,648 --> 00:52:43,915
- I shouldn't have
- eaten those cookies.
- 1057
- 00:53:03,770 --> 00:53:05,373
- I am ashamed.
- 1058
- 00:53:13,747 --> 00:53:15,948
- OK, OK, OK.
- 1059
- 00:53:15,950 --> 00:53:18,617
- There's got to be
- another way out here.
- 1060
- 00:53:18,619 --> 00:53:19,320
- Aha.
- 1061
- 00:53:33,634 --> 00:53:36,367
- Wait, what?
- 1062
- 00:53:36,369 --> 00:53:39,103
- DJ?
- 1063
- 00:53:39,106 --> 00:53:42,607
- Is this actually happening?
- 1064
- 00:53:42,609 --> 00:53:46,879
- The chained monkey
- flies at midnight.
- 1065
- 00:53:46,881 --> 00:53:48,449
- DJ's a cheat.
- 1066
- 00:53:53,954 --> 00:53:56,421
- Yes, I did it, finally.
- 1067
- 00:53:56,423 --> 00:53:58,591
- You're up, DJ.
- 1068
- 00:53:58,593 --> 00:53:59,925
- DJ?
- 1069
- 00:53:59,927 --> 00:54:01,894
- Last call for DJ.
- 1070
- 00:54:01,896 --> 00:54:03,394
- I can't believe this.
- 1071
- 00:54:03,396 --> 00:54:03,995
- He choked.
- 1072
- 00:54:03,997 --> 00:54:05,931
- He totally choked.
- 1073
- 00:54:05,933 --> 00:54:07,700
- This is a disaster.
- 1074
- 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:10,903
- Well, looks like we have our
- first disqualification, folks.
- 1075
- 00:54:10,905 --> 00:54:11,803
- Hold up.
- 1076
- 00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:13,105
- Hold up.
- Hold up.
- 1077
- 00:54:13,107 --> 00:54:15,343
- - DJ right here.
- - Yeah.
- 1078
- 00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:26,919
- Oh no.
- 1079
- 00:54:26,921 --> 00:54:30,389
- I'm going to barf.
- 1080
- 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,043
- Yes.
- Yes.
- 1081
- 00:54:56,150 --> 00:54:59,150
- You're up, Glitzen.
- 1082
- 00:54:59,152 --> 00:55:02,887
- Good luck trying to beat that.
- 1083
- 00:55:02,889 --> 00:55:04,856
- Come on, Blitzen.
- 1084
- 00:55:04,858 --> 00:55:08,059
- You can do it.
- 1085
- 00:55:07,094 --> 00:55:09,595
- OK, big dreamers dream big.
- 1086
- 00:55:09,597 --> 00:55:11,499
- Big dreamers dream big.
- 1087
- 00:55:20,475 --> 00:55:23,145
- Elliot, you won't
- believe what I...
- 1088
- 00:55:28,883 --> 00:55:31,552
- That little guy's
- got some moves.
- 1089
- 00:55:50,905 --> 00:55:51,903
- Thank you.
- 1090
- 00:55:51,905 --> 00:55:54,572
- Thank you so much.
- 1091
- 00:55:54,574 --> 00:55:58,043
- No one puts DJ in the corner.
- 1092
- 00:55:58,045 --> 00:55:59,478
- Nice work, Glitzen.
- 1093
- 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,979
- Oh, thanks, Sasha.
- 1094
- 00:56:00,981 --> 00:56:01,847
- I appreciate that.
- 1095
- 00:56:01,849 --> 00:56:04,182
- Yeah, well, enjoy
- it while you can.
- 1096
- 00:56:04,184 --> 00:56:07,485
- I plan on eviscerating
- you tomorrow.
- 1097
- 00:56:07,487 --> 00:56:10,889
- Um, what happened
- to your antlers?
- 1098
- 00:56:10,892 --> 00:56:13,725
- They're all wonky.
- 1099
- 00:56:16,762 --> 00:56:17,228
- Hold up.
- 1100
- 00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:17,795
- Hold up.
- 1101
- 00:56:17,797 --> 00:56:19,032
- What's she doing here?
- 1102
- 00:56:22,937 --> 00:56:26,104
- I knew there was something
- off about that little dude.
- 1103
- 00:56:26,106 --> 00:56:28,773
- The jig is up, goat.
- 1104
- 00:56:28,775 --> 00:56:30,976
- You two fraudsters
- have been caught.
- 1105
- 00:56:30,978 --> 00:56:32,011
- You're one to talk.
- 1106
- 00:56:32,013 --> 00:56:33,111
- You're a cheater.
- 1107
- 00:56:33,113 --> 00:56:34,580
- What did you just call me?
- 1108
- 00:56:34,582 --> 00:56:36,914
- You heard me,
- you're a cheater.
- 1109
- 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:43,889
- Oh, look at that.
- I'm down.
- 1110
- 00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:47,259
- I'm finally... oh come on.
- 1111
- 00:56:47,261 --> 00:56:51,195
- Hazel, what's going on?
- 1112
- 00:56:51,197 --> 00:56:54,033
- What is that hideous creature?
- 1113
- 00:56:54,035 --> 00:56:55,033
- Oh man.
- 1114
- 00:56:55,035 --> 00:56:58,103
- Elliot, is that you?
- 1115
- 00:56:58,105 --> 00:57:01,307
- Glitzen?
- 1116
- 00:57:01,309 --> 00:57:02,641
- What's the deal, [INAUDIBLE]?
- 1117
- 00:57:02,643 --> 00:57:05,110
- You're trying to
- pull one over on us?
- 1118
- 00:57:05,112 --> 00:57:06,678
- Did you know
- about this, Walter?
- 1119
- 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,213
- Me?
- Of course not.
- 1120
- 00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:13,319
- Well, this is certainly a
- first, a pony at the North Pole
- 1121
- 00:57:13,321 --> 00:57:15,954
- - tryouts.
- - Hes' a miniature horse.
- 1122
- 00:57:15,957 --> 00:57:17,689
- And he's the least
- of your problems.
- 1123
- 00:57:17,691 --> 00:57:18,990
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 1124
- 00:57:18,992 --> 00:57:20,992
- DJ is a cheater.
- 1125
- 00:57:20,994 --> 00:57:21,626
- I saw him.
- 1126
- 00:57:21,628 --> 00:57:23,561
- He ate two extra cookies.
- 1127
- 00:57:23,563 --> 00:57:24,996
- That is an
- outrageous, slanderous,
- 1128
- 00:57:24,998 --> 00:57:27,032
- and egregious falsehood.
- 1129
- 00:57:27,034 --> 00:57:29,801
- DJ's never cheated
- a day in his life.
- 1130
- 00:57:29,803 --> 00:57:33,972
- Then how come you're the
- only reindeer still in the air?
- 1131
- 00:57:33,975 --> 00:57:36,942
- I think it's time DJ paid
- a visit to the medical tent.
- 1132
- 00:57:36,944 --> 00:57:39,210
- OK, fine.
- 1133
- 00:57:39,212 --> 00:57:42,980
- DJ may have eaten an
- extra cookie or two.
- 1134
- 00:57:42,983 --> 00:57:44,949
- But what's the big deal?
- 1135
- 00:57:44,951 --> 00:57:46,885
- As long as you find
- someone to pull the sleigh,
- 1136
- 00:57:46,887 --> 00:57:48,921
- what's it matter how they do it?
- 1137
- 00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:49,921
- You're right.
- 1138
- 00:57:49,923 --> 00:57:53,791
- Why not let tiny horses
- pretend to be reindeer?
- 1139
- 00:57:53,793 --> 00:57:57,228
- Or have reindeer ingest
- controlled substances?
- 1140
- 00:57:57,230 --> 00:57:58,896
- Oh, here's a thought.
- 1141
- 00:57:58,898 --> 00:58:01,266
- Rather than leaving
- presents for children,
- 1142
- 00:58:01,268 --> 00:58:04,836
- Santa just burglars
- their homes instead.
- 1143
- 00:58:04,838 --> 00:58:06,237
- We'll increase our bottom
- line and let the old man
- 1144
- 00:58:06,239 --> 00:58:07,771
- unleash his inner criminal.
- 1145
- 00:58:07,773 --> 00:58:09,608
- It's a win-win.
- 1146
- 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:11,675
- Santa's got an inner criminal?
- 1147
- 00:58:11,677 --> 00:58:13,745
- Would one of you elves
- please tell us humans
- 1148
- 00:58:13,747 --> 00:58:15,813
- what these animals are saying?
- 1149
- 00:58:15,815 --> 00:58:18,349
- They're letting
- me down, as usual.
- 1150
- 00:58:18,351 --> 00:58:20,652
- Oh, sir.
- 1151
- 00:58:20,655 --> 00:58:22,052
- What a surprise.
- 1152
- 00:58:22,054 --> 00:58:23,955
- Tell me you've kept
- the mechanical sleighs in
- 1153
- 00:58:23,957 --> 00:58:25,789
- good working order, Lemon Drop.
- 1154
- 00:58:25,791 --> 00:58:27,826
- Of course, sir, tip-top.
- 1155
- 00:58:27,828 --> 00:58:28,626
- Why?
- 1156
- 00:58:28,628 --> 00:58:31,362
- Because these
- tryouts are over.
- 1157
- 00:58:31,364 --> 00:58:33,030
- I'm disqualifying
- every one everyone
- 1158
- 00:58:33,033 --> 00:58:35,065
- and canceling all
- further events.
- 1159
- 00:58:35,067 --> 00:58:36,166
- Sir, if I may.
- 1160
- 00:58:36,168 --> 00:58:38,970
- You may not.
- 1161
- 00:58:38,972 --> 00:58:41,639
- I know how hard you've
- worked to make these tryouts
- 1162
- 00:58:41,641 --> 00:58:43,375
- a successful, old
- friend, but this
- 1163
- 00:58:43,377 --> 00:58:46,710
- has been a long time coming.
- 1164
- 00:58:46,712 --> 00:58:49,380
- I love all of my reindeer,
- but I can no longer
- 1165
- 00:58:49,382 --> 00:58:52,282
- allow personal attachments
- to blind me to the reality
- 1166
- 00:58:52,284 --> 00:58:53,951
- of what they've become.
- 1167
- 00:58:53,953 --> 00:58:55,753
- Therefore, it is
- with heavy heart
- 1168
- 00:58:55,755 --> 00:58:58,256
- that I have decided
- to end my association
- 1169
- 00:58:58,258 --> 00:59:01,760
- with reindeer forever.
- 1170
- 00:59:04,398 --> 00:59:07,768
- We have to put the
- children of the world first.
- 1171
- 00:59:11,938 --> 00:59:13,871
- You two ruin everything.
- 1172
- 00:59:13,873 --> 00:59:16,306
- Centuries of matches
- down the drain.
- 1173
- 00:59:16,308 --> 00:59:20,178
- We've been working for
- this for years, years.
- 1174
- 00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:20,681
- Quiet.
- 1175
- 00:59:24,452 --> 00:59:27,318
- No one is more shocked
- by this than me.
- 1176
- 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,155
- However, Santa has
- made his decision
- 1177
- 00:59:30,157 --> 00:59:32,322
- and we must abide by his wishes.
- 1178
- 00:59:32,324 --> 00:59:37,196
- Now, if you'll excuse me, we
- have preparations to make.
- 1179
- 00:59:37,198 --> 00:59:41,266
- Oh, and Merry Christmas.
- 1180
- 00:59:41,268 --> 00:59:42,935
- You did this.
- 1181
- 00:59:42,937 --> 00:59:45,769
- What am I supposed
- to tell my kids?
- 1182
- 00:59:45,771 --> 00:59:47,808
- What kind of sicko
- pretends to be a reindeer?
- 1183
- 00:59:50,777 --> 00:59:51,679
- Hang on.
- 1184
- 01:00:02,021 --> 01:00:03,487
- Oh.
- 1185
- 01:00:03,490 --> 01:00:07,157
- So that did not go the
- way I thought it would.
- 1186
- 01:00:07,159 --> 01:00:08,393
- Oh.
- 1187
- 01:00:08,395 --> 01:00:09,495
- Well, how did you
- expect things to go
- 1188
- 01:00:09,497 --> 01:00:11,195
- when you stole those cookies?
- 1189
- 01:00:11,197 --> 01:00:13,965
- It's not like there was a
- sign on them saying not to...
- 1190
- 01:00:13,967 --> 01:00:15,800
- oh, reading.
- 1191
- 01:00:15,802 --> 01:00:17,201
- - Yeah.
- - Oh.
- 1192
- 01:00:17,203 --> 01:00:19,204
- You ruined everything, Hazel.
- 1193
- 01:00:19,206 --> 01:00:21,338
- Did you see the way the reindeer
- looked at me back there?
- 1194
- 01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:23,474
- Elliot, reindeer are jerks.
- 1195
- 01:00:23,476 --> 01:00:26,110
- They've always been jerks and
- they always will be jerks.
- 1196
- 01:00:26,112 --> 01:00:28,746
- Even Santa understands
- that, Santa.
- 1197
- 01:00:28,748 --> 01:00:30,414
- But they all hate me now.
- 1198
- 01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:32,416
- Oh, who cares what they think?
- 1199
- 01:00:32,418 --> 01:00:34,119
- Have you've forgotten
- why we're here?
- 1200
- 01:00:34,121 --> 01:00:35,954
- To save our friends.
- 1201
- 01:00:35,956 --> 01:00:37,387
- As soon as we get
- home, we'll round
- 1202
- 01:00:37,389 --> 01:00:40,190
- everyone up and hit the road.
- 1203
- 01:00:40,192 --> 01:00:41,760
- At least we've got each other.
- 1204
- 01:00:41,762 --> 01:00:44,996
- That's what counts, isn't it?
- 1205
- 01:00:44,998 --> 01:00:48,465
- Isn't it, Elliot?
- 1206
- 01:00:48,467 --> 01:00:50,437
- I don't anything anymore.
- 1207
- 01:01:01,947 --> 01:01:02,248
- Ow.
- 1208
- 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:10,355
- I suppose you want a comment
- from the idiot coach who
- 1209
- 01:01:10,357 --> 01:01:13,190
- somehow missed the fact
- that he had not one, but two
- 1210
- 01:01:13,193 --> 01:01:15,460
- cheating players on his roster.
- 1211
- 01:01:15,462 --> 01:01:18,128
- Well, newsflash, I
- got nothing for you.
- 1212
- 01:01:18,130 --> 01:01:21,365
- I actually wanted to
- see how you were doing.
- 1213
- 01:01:21,367 --> 01:01:23,101
- Guess I got my answer.
- 1214
- 01:01:23,103 --> 01:01:24,268
- I'm sorry.
- 1215
- 01:01:24,270 --> 01:01:25,904
- I'm just...
- 1216
- 01:01:25,906 --> 01:01:27,472
- You could always go back
- to baseball, you know?
- 1217
- 01:01:27,474 --> 01:01:30,340
- There are ways to
- deal with a yi...
- 1218
- 01:01:30,342 --> 01:01:32,242
- misplaced focus.
- 1219
- 01:01:32,244 --> 01:01:33,545
- You were good.
- 1220
- 01:01:33,547 --> 01:01:35,948
- Not good enough.
- 1221
- 01:01:35,950 --> 01:01:38,148
- If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
- 1222
- 01:01:38,150 --> 01:01:38,715
- If not...
- 1223
- 01:01:38,717 --> 01:01:40,418
- You'll find an excuse.
- 1224
- 01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:44,088
- Where have I heard that before?
- 1225
- 01:01:44,090 --> 01:01:45,355
- It's time to face facts.
- 1226
- 01:01:45,357 --> 01:01:47,925
- I failed baseball,
- and now I'm going
- 1227
- 01:01:47,927 --> 01:01:50,295
- to lose the training camp, too.
- 1228
- 01:01:50,297 --> 01:01:52,833
- So you're giving
- up, just like that?
- 1229
- 01:01:56,436 --> 01:02:00,074
- Good luck, Walter, with
- whatever you decide to do.
- 1230
- 01:02:22,027 --> 01:02:24,561
- Elliot, I've been
- looking all over for you.
- 1231
- 01:02:24,563 --> 01:02:26,998
- Come on, it's time to go.
- 1232
- 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,568
- Coach, I'm so sorry.
- 1233
- 01:02:30,570 --> 01:02:31,302
- I didn't mean...
- 1234
- 01:02:31,304 --> 01:02:32,206
- Come on now, get.
- 1235
- 01:02:36,108 --> 01:02:38,509
- Thanks for getting back
- to me, Ms. Ludzinka.
- 1236
- 01:02:38,511 --> 01:02:40,510
- What did I just say?
- 1237
- 01:02:40,512 --> 01:02:42,614
- I didn't mean you, Ms. Ludzinka.
- 1238
- 01:02:42,616 --> 01:02:45,250
- Listen, I just faxed you
- the signed bill of sale,
- 1239
- 01:02:45,252 --> 01:02:47,284
- so you can pick up the
- animals any time you like.
- 1240
- 01:02:47,287 --> 01:02:48,585
- - What?
- - Sure.
- 1241
- 01:02:48,587 --> 01:02:49,454
- Tonight works.
- 1242
- 01:02:49,456 --> 01:02:50,954
- Tonight?
- 1243
- 01:02:50,956 --> 01:02:53,224
- And I changed my mind
- about the reindeer.
- 1244
- 01:02:53,226 --> 01:02:54,929
- You can have them, too.
- 1245
- 01:02:59,199 --> 01:03:03,434
- So this is how it all ends
- for me, abhorred in the Arctic,
- 1246
- 01:03:03,436 --> 01:03:05,239
- dehydrated in Duluth.
- 1247
- 01:03:08,340 --> 01:03:12,175
- I wish I could figure out
- who gave DJ the cookies.
- 1248
- 01:03:12,177 --> 01:03:13,543
- You wouldn't happen to
- know the answer to that,
- 1249
- 01:03:13,545 --> 01:03:15,179
- would you, Sugarplum?
- 1250
- 01:03:15,181 --> 01:03:18,081
- I sure do, a masked elf
- with a bad wrist tattoo.
- 1251
- 01:03:20,587 --> 01:03:23,121
- I can't believe I'm
- about to say this,
- 1252
- 01:03:23,123 --> 01:03:24,558
- but I really wish
- I could speak goat.
- 1253
- 01:03:28,594 --> 01:03:29,692
- How about you?
- 1254
- 01:03:29,695 --> 01:03:31,228
- Want to do an interview?
- 1255
- 01:03:31,230 --> 01:03:33,164
- Give my readers an elf's
- perspective on the whole
- 1256
- 01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:34,965
- Santa quits the reindeer thing?
- 1257
- 01:03:34,967 --> 01:03:36,634
- My boss has
- specifically forbidden
- 1258
- 01:03:36,636 --> 01:03:38,369
- us from talking to the press.
- 1259
- 01:03:38,371 --> 01:03:40,237
- It would be strictly
- off the record.
- 1260
- 01:03:40,239 --> 01:03:41,705
- You don't get it.
- 1261
- 01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:43,173
- Things are so tight
- around here, I
- 1262
- 01:03:43,175 --> 01:03:45,143
- can't drop a chocolate
- kiss without Lemon
- 1263
- 01:03:45,145 --> 01:03:45,943
- Drop's permission.
- 1264
- 01:03:45,945 --> 01:03:47,277
- You feel me?
- 1265
- 01:03:47,279 --> 01:03:48,947
- Ew.
- 1266
- 01:03:48,949 --> 01:03:50,614
- You mind?
- 1267
- 01:03:50,616 --> 01:03:51,382
- Whatever.
- 1268
- 01:03:51,384 --> 01:03:52,019
- It's only food.
- 1269
- 01:03:57,958 --> 01:04:00,089
- The chained monkey
- flies at midnight.
- 1270
- 01:04:00,092 --> 01:04:00,661
- You don't say?
- 1271
- 01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:04,529
- Come on, lady.
- 1272
- 01:04:04,531 --> 01:04:06,500
- It's time you learned
- to speak goat.
- 1273
- 01:04:11,337 --> 01:04:12,736
- You do realize we're
- at the North Pole
- 1274
- 01:04:12,739 --> 01:04:15,572
- in the dead of winter, right?
- 1275
- 01:04:15,574 --> 01:04:17,342
- Your point is?
- 1276
- 01:04:17,344 --> 01:04:22,713
- Guys, where's Hazel?
- 1277
- 01:04:22,715 --> 01:04:24,215
- We assumed she was with you.
- 1278
- 01:04:24,217 --> 01:04:26,351
- We have to find
- her, right now.
- 1279
- 01:04:26,353 --> 01:04:29,353
- You're that anxious to get
- back to your sad, little life,
- 1280
- 01:04:29,355 --> 01:04:30,288
- mini man?
- 1281
- 01:04:30,290 --> 01:04:31,688
- I won't have a life
- to get back to if we
- 1282
- 01:04:31,690 --> 01:04:33,390
- don't get home before sundown.
- 1283
- 01:04:33,393 --> 01:04:35,292
- None of us will.
- 1284
- 01:04:35,294 --> 01:04:36,561
- What are you talking about?
- 1285
- 01:04:36,563 --> 01:04:38,662
- I don't have time to explain.
- 1286
- 01:04:38,664 --> 01:04:42,599
- Then I suggest you make time.
- 1287
- 01:04:42,601 --> 01:04:44,001
- Green.
- 1288
- 01:04:44,003 --> 01:04:45,068
- Click the green.
- 1289
- 01:04:45,070 --> 01:04:45,603
- Click it.
- 1290
- 01:04:45,605 --> 01:04:46,471
- It's green.
- 1291
- 01:04:46,473 --> 01:04:47,438
- The green one.
- 1292
- 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:48,671
- Unright.
- 1293
- 01:04:48,673 --> 01:04:50,406
- Unright the click.
- Unright.
- 1294
- 01:04:50,408 --> 01:04:51,576
- I'm clicking.
- 1295
- 01:04:51,578 --> 01:04:53,110
- I'm clicking.
- 1296
- 01:04:53,112 --> 01:04:56,313
- Uh, have you ever even
- used a computer before?
- 1297
- 01:04:56,315 --> 01:04:59,617
- Never used mainframe
- previous, although that now.
- 1298
- 01:04:59,619 --> 01:05:01,485
- Either this translation
- program sucks,
- 1299
- 01:05:01,487 --> 01:05:03,654
- or you are completely insane.
- 1300
- 01:05:03,656 --> 01:05:06,490
- Listen lady, goat is a complex
- language with multiple layers
- 1301
- 01:05:06,492 --> 01:05:07,759
- of subtext.
- 1302
- 01:05:07,761 --> 01:05:09,726
- Of to fraulein.
- 1303
- 01:05:09,728 --> 01:05:11,529
- The complicated
- tongue of the goat
- 1304
- 01:05:11,531 --> 01:05:15,298
- displays many floors
- between the lines.
- 1305
- 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:17,300
- She's going to
- turn DJ into what?
- 1306
- 01:05:17,302 --> 01:05:18,536
- She's a monster.
- 1307
- 01:05:18,538 --> 01:05:20,771
- Goat, OK, I can see that.
- 1308
- 01:05:20,773 --> 01:05:22,773
- And a horse, well sure.
- 1309
- 01:05:22,775 --> 01:05:25,576
- But who'd eat a reindeer?
- 1310
- 01:05:25,578 --> 01:05:26,411
- Scandinavians.
- 1311
- 01:05:26,413 --> 01:05:28,246
- Scanda who now?
- 1312
- 01:05:28,248 --> 01:05:30,814
- You know, Nordic
- countries, world's largest
- 1313
- 01:05:30,817 --> 01:05:33,284
- consumers of reindeer meat.
- 1314
- 01:05:33,286 --> 01:05:36,085
- They say reindeer is
- healthier than fish,
- 1315
- 01:05:36,087 --> 01:05:41,324
- low in fat, high in protein,
- and apparently real, real tasty.
- 1316
- 01:05:41,326 --> 01:05:43,293
- Mm-mm.
- 1317
- 01:05:43,295 --> 01:05:44,429
- Oh.
- 1318
- 01:05:44,431 --> 01:05:45,828
- DJ don't feel so good.
- 1319
- 01:05:45,831 --> 01:05:47,697
- Guys, focus.
- 1320
- 01:05:47,699 --> 01:05:51,436
- Where is Hazel
- most likely to be?
- 1321
- 01:05:51,438 --> 01:05:54,338
- Don't worry, reindeer's
- barely a step above worm.
- 1322
- 01:05:54,340 --> 01:05:57,074
- This will be a piece of cake.
- 1323
- 01:05:57,076 --> 01:06:00,344
- Hey there, what
- can I do you for?
- 1324
- 01:06:00,346 --> 01:06:02,679
- Hey there,
- what can I do you for?
- 1325
- 01:06:02,681 --> 01:06:04,648
- What did I tell you?
- 1326
- 01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:07,552
- Let's just cut to the
- chase, my sunkissed friend.
- 1327
- 01:06:07,554 --> 01:06:09,320
- What's the deal with
- the sudden retirement?
- 1328
- 01:06:13,259 --> 01:06:14,692
- That sounded important.
- 1329
- 01:06:14,694 --> 01:06:16,293
- It wasn't sudden.
- 1330
- 01:06:16,295 --> 01:06:19,429
- I dreamed of owning a
- juice bar for years.
- 1331
- 01:06:19,431 --> 01:06:21,532
- So it was all your idea then?
- 1332
- 01:06:21,534 --> 01:06:23,333
- Nobody ordered you to go.
- 1333
- 01:06:23,335 --> 01:06:25,735
- Nobody like, say, Lemon Drop?
- 1334
- 01:06:29,674 --> 01:06:30,874
- Ordered me?
- 1335
- 01:06:30,877 --> 01:06:31,809
- Lemon Drop?
- 1336
- 01:06:31,811 --> 01:06:33,344
- No way.
- 1337
- 01:06:33,346 --> 01:06:37,781
- He's never been anything
- but a 100% supportive.
- 1338
- 01:06:37,783 --> 01:06:40,616
- Define supportive.
- 1339
- 01:06:57,803 --> 01:07:01,204
- I can't find her anywhere.
- 1340
- 01:07:01,206 --> 01:07:02,306
- Well, we'll have to leave her.
- 1341
- 01:07:02,308 --> 01:07:04,675
- It's every animal for
- themselves from here on it.
- 1342
- 01:07:04,677 --> 01:07:06,476
- What is this, the Thunderdome?
- 1343
- 01:07:06,478 --> 01:07:07,079
- We're not leaving anyone.
- 1344
- 01:07:11,683 --> 01:07:14,885
- Are we ready for the test
- run of the sleighs, Lemon Drop?
- 1345
- 01:07:14,887 --> 01:07:16,521
- Just clearing the field, sir.
- 1346
- 01:07:16,523 --> 01:07:20,723
- Is Rusty all ready to go?
- 1347
- 01:07:20,725 --> 01:07:21,924
- He'll need a few minutes.
- 1348
- 01:07:28,935 --> 01:07:30,701
- Even a
- state-of-the-art climate
- 1349
- 01:07:30,703 --> 01:07:31,538
- generator needs to warm up.
- 1350
- 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,939
- Are you sure
- about this, Nicki?
- 1351
- 01:07:36,942 --> 01:07:40,244
- The reindeer has been such a big
- part of your life for so long.
- 1352
- 01:07:40,246 --> 01:07:41,944
- The sleighs are
- the future, Karina.
- 1353
- 01:07:41,947 --> 01:07:43,914
- At least they're
- going to have to be.
- 1354
- 01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:45,916
- I just have this
- nagging feeling
- 1355
- 01:07:45,918 --> 01:07:47,552
- we're missing something.
- 1356
- 01:07:47,554 --> 01:07:48,484
- Oh ho.
- 1357
- 01:07:48,486 --> 01:07:49,790
- Would you look at that?
- 1358
- 01:08:01,266 --> 01:08:04,534
- Can I get you two any
- refreshments before we begin?
- 1359
- 01:08:04,536 --> 01:08:07,236
- Maybe some tea, cake perhaps?
- 1360
- 01:08:07,238 --> 01:08:09,907
- Why not some
- cookies, Lemon Drop?
- 1361
- 01:08:09,909 --> 01:08:12,676
- You seem to be pretty
- good at giving those out.
- 1362
- 01:08:12,678 --> 01:08:15,245
- Am I supposed to understand
- what you're talking about?
- 1363
- 01:08:15,247 --> 01:08:15,846
- Can it, elf.
- 1364
- 01:08:15,848 --> 01:08:16,947
- We know everything.
- 1365
- 01:08:16,949 --> 01:08:18,349
- Hazel, we have to go.
- 1366
- 01:08:18,351 --> 01:08:19,550
- - The meat lady...
- - Shush.
- 1367
- 01:08:19,552 --> 01:08:20,818
- Not now, Elliot.
- 1368
- 01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:22,618
- What is going on here?
- 1369
- 01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:24,720
- Lemon Drop was
- the one who supplied
- 1370
- 01:08:24,723 --> 01:08:27,558
- DJ with the extra cookies.
- 1371
- 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,425
- That's absurd.
- 1372
- 01:08:29,427 --> 01:08:32,496
- I was here, working
- my hands to the bone.
- 1373
- 01:08:32,498 --> 01:08:35,399
- You may have used Jolene
- as your delivery girl,
- 1374
- 01:08:35,401 --> 01:08:37,334
- but the cookies came from you.
- 1375
- 01:08:37,336 --> 01:08:39,435
- Is this true, Lemon Drop?
- 1376
- 01:08:39,437 --> 01:08:40,971
- That's not even
- the half of it.
- 1377
- 01:08:40,973 --> 01:08:42,341
- Show him, Sugarplum.
- 1378
- 01:08:44,877 --> 01:08:46,710
- What are you doing, Hazel?
- 1379
- 01:08:46,712 --> 01:08:47,511
- Oh, nothing much.
- 1380
- 01:08:47,513 --> 01:08:49,516
- Just, you know,
- saving Christmas.
- 1381
- 01:08:53,253 --> 01:08:54,550
- Lemon Drop found
- me the real estate
- 1382
- 01:08:54,552 --> 01:08:56,452
- listening for my juice bar.
- 1383
- 01:08:56,454 --> 01:08:58,822
- He loaned me the money
- for the down payment.
- 1384
- 01:08:58,824 --> 01:09:01,291
- The little guy even
- helped me pack.
- 1385
- 01:09:01,293 --> 01:09:03,026
- It's almost like
- he knew I wanted
- 1386
- 01:09:03,029 --> 01:09:06,028
- a juice bar before I did.
- 1387
- 01:09:06,031 --> 01:09:07,831
- I mean that was just weird.
- 1388
- 01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:10,868
- The truth is Lemon Drop
- orchestrated every reindeer
- 1389
- 01:09:10,870 --> 01:09:12,935
- retirement since 1953.
- 1390
- 01:09:12,937 --> 01:09:13,904
- That's preposterous.
- 1391
- 01:09:13,906 --> 01:09:16,038
- Cue the surveillance
- footage, Sugarplum.
- 1392
- 01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:17,674
- Surveillance footage?
- 1393
- 01:09:17,677 --> 01:09:20,547
- You use the naughty or
- nice technology on us, too?
- 1394
- 01:09:23,582 --> 01:09:24,914
- I want kids.
- 1395
- 01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:26,316
- Of course I do.
- 1396
- 01:09:26,318 --> 01:09:27,216
- I just...
- 1397
- 01:09:27,218 --> 01:09:29,051
- Thought you could
- put it off forever?
- 1398
- 01:09:29,054 --> 01:09:32,656
- Oh, honey, tick tock.
- What?
- 1399
- 01:09:32,658 --> 01:09:33,823
- She was 503.
- 1400
- 01:09:33,825 --> 01:09:36,326
- Am I wrong?
- 1401
- 01:09:36,328 --> 01:09:39,563
- But what about what
- Comet wants, man?
- 1402
- 01:09:39,565 --> 01:09:41,899
- What about what Comet needs?
- 1403
- 01:09:41,901 --> 01:09:43,734
- You need to take some
- time to figure out
- 1404
- 01:09:43,736 --> 01:09:46,804
- the answer to the most important
- question of all, brother,
- 1405
- 01:09:46,806 --> 01:09:49,573
- who is Comet?
- 1406
- 01:09:49,575 --> 01:09:51,574
- That... that proves nothing.
- 1407
- 01:09:51,576 --> 01:09:55,045
- Passport, rubles, and a
- one-way ticket to Moscow.
- 1408
- 01:09:55,047 --> 01:09:57,014
- Go get her, tiger.
- 1409
- 01:09:57,016 --> 01:09:59,550
- Wow, that was incredible.
- 1410
- 01:09:59,552 --> 01:10:01,952
- Oh, wait till I show
- them the Prancer footage.
- 1411
- 01:10:01,954 --> 01:10:03,554
- Please don't.
- 1412
- 01:10:03,556 --> 01:10:06,523
- It's a super secret foot
- race around the world.
- 1413
- 01:10:06,525 --> 01:10:09,091
- First contest to post a
- selfie from every capitol city
- 1414
- 01:10:09,094 --> 01:10:12,762
- and get 10 million likes wins.
- 1415
- 01:10:12,764 --> 01:10:14,096
- YOLO.
- 1416
- 01:10:14,099 --> 01:10:16,366
- Prancer still
- hasn't come back.
- 1417
- 01:10:16,368 --> 01:10:18,601
- Oh, for heaven's sakes, I
- was only trying to help you.
- 1418
- 01:10:18,603 --> 01:10:23,072
- By tricking me into throwing
- away centuries of tradition?
- 1419
- 01:10:23,074 --> 01:10:26,609
- I want you gone by the end
- of the day, Lemon Drop.
- 1420
- 01:10:26,611 --> 01:10:27,845
- You, too, Jolene.
- 1421
- 01:10:27,847 --> 01:10:28,878
- OK.
- 1422
- 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,080
- You're firing me?
- 1423
- 01:10:30,082 --> 01:10:31,180
- Go ahead.
- 1424
- 01:10:31,182 --> 01:10:34,952
- But you'll see, the reindeer
- will let you down again.
- 1425
- 01:10:34,954 --> 01:10:36,854
- The sleighs are the only
- way to protect Christmas.
- 1426
- 01:10:36,856 --> 01:10:39,789
- They're the answer to
- your problem, buddy.
- 1427
- 01:10:39,791 --> 01:10:41,925
- When did bringing joy to
- the children of the world
- 1428
- 01:10:41,927 --> 01:10:42,993
- become a problem?
- 1429
- 01:10:42,995 --> 01:10:45,695
- When their population
- reached almost a billion.
- 1430
- 01:10:45,697 --> 01:10:48,899
- How can one man and
- eight dim-witted reindeer
- 1431
- 01:10:48,901 --> 01:10:50,767
- possibly be expected to keep up?
- 1432
- 01:10:50,770 --> 01:10:52,501
- Well, we've managed so far.
- 1433
- 01:10:52,504 --> 01:10:55,938
- Only because of me, me.
- 1434
- 01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:58,108
- I'm the one who
- manages logistics.
- 1435
- 01:10:58,110 --> 01:10:59,408
- I'm the one who
- oversees production.
- 1436
- 01:10:59,410 --> 01:11:01,811
- I'm the one who
- updates technology.
- 1437
- 01:11:01,813 --> 01:11:03,613
- Me.
- 1438
- 01:11:03,615 --> 01:11:09,118
- The only reason you can pull off
- any of this is because of me.
- 1439
- 01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:12,021
- Lemon Drop, what
- are you doing?
- 1440
- 01:11:20,900 --> 01:11:24,835
- Let's see how your precious
- reindeer hold up to this.
- 1441
- 01:11:24,837 --> 01:11:25,806
- No.
- 1442
- 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:41,550
- Everybody take cover.
- 1443
- 01:11:50,529 --> 01:11:52,930
- Nicholas, where are you going?
- 1444
- 01:11:52,932 --> 01:11:56,500
- Have to turn off machine.
- 1445
- 01:11:56,502 --> 01:11:57,501
- [INAUDIBLE]
- 1446
- 01:11:57,503 --> 01:12:03,473
- [INAUDIBLE]
- 1447
- 01:12:03,475 --> 01:12:06,679
- We have to get out of here.
- 1448
- 01:12:12,151 --> 01:12:12,651
- Hazel.
- 1449
- 01:12:29,869 --> 01:12:30,867
- Let go.
- 1450
- 01:12:30,870 --> 01:12:32,072
- You're the boss.
- 1451
- 01:12:35,841 --> 01:12:38,542
- What have you done?
- 1452
- 01:12:38,544 --> 01:12:42,111
- Something I should have
- done a long time ago.
- 1453
- 01:12:42,113 --> 01:12:46,520
- No.
- 1454
- 01:12:51,489 --> 01:12:54,959
- Hazel.
- 1455
- 01:12:58,762 --> 01:12:59,761
- Don't worry, Glitzen.
- 1456
- 01:12:59,763 --> 01:13:01,063
- We've got this.
- 1457
- 01:13:01,065 --> 01:13:03,032
- Sit down, mini man.
- 1458
- 01:13:03,034 --> 01:13:04,437
- Somebody help me.
- 1459
- 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:14,677
- No, no, no.
- 1460
- 01:13:19,184 --> 01:13:21,855
- Oh, this is very frightening.
- 1461
- 01:13:27,158 --> 01:13:29,829
- Have to save at least one.
- 1462
- 01:13:33,132 --> 01:13:36,733
- Oh, sugar cookie.
- 1463
- 01:13:36,735 --> 01:13:38,234
- No.
- 1464
- 01:13:41,874 --> 01:13:43,043
- Come on, Sasha.
- 1465
- 01:13:48,780 --> 01:13:50,746
- Help me.
- 1466
- 01:13:50,748 --> 01:13:53,715
- Do I look like I can
- be of assistance to you
- 1467
- 01:13:53,717 --> 01:13:56,855
- at this moment?
- 1468
- 01:13:58,022 --> 01:13:59,526
- Hazel.
- 1469
- 01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:08,031
- We got to go.
- 1470
- 01:14:08,033 --> 01:14:08,730
- What are you doing?
- 1471
- 01:14:08,732 --> 01:14:10,198
- Let me go.
- 1472
- 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,269
- I have to save her.
- 1473
- 01:14:12,271 --> 01:14:13,969
- It's too late.
- 1474
- 01:14:18,643 --> 01:14:24,212
- We have to get everyone
- out of there, now.
- 1475
- 01:14:38,329 --> 01:14:43,300
- It's got an emergency
- shutdown, just like home.
- 1476
- 01:14:43,302 --> 01:14:47,769
- Mini man, are you crazy?
- 1477
- 01:15:05,356 --> 01:15:05,858
- Glitzen?
- 1478
- 01:15:12,631 --> 01:15:13,729
- Elliot.
- 1479
- 01:15:13,731 --> 01:15:16,165
- You saved us.
- 1480
- 01:15:16,167 --> 01:15:18,135
- Not all of us.
- 1481
- 01:15:18,137 --> 01:15:20,269
- Oh, mini man.
- 1482
- 01:15:23,074 --> 01:15:23,677
- What is that?
- 1483
- 01:15:27,212 --> 01:15:28,113
- Is that?
- 1484
- 01:15:31,150 --> 01:15:32,814
- Hazel?
- 1485
- 01:15:33,685 --> 01:15:37,053
- She's heading straight
- for the fissure.
- 1486
- 01:15:37,056 --> 01:15:39,721
- Hold on, Hazel.
- 1487
- 01:15:52,003 --> 01:15:54,970
- Elliot, that was amazing.
- 1488
- 01:15:54,972 --> 01:15:57,206
- I had no idea you could do that.
- 1489
- 01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:59,142
- Seriously, that
- was incredible.
- 1490
- 01:15:59,144 --> 01:16:03,312
- You ate that snowbank
- like it was breakfast.
- 1491
- 01:16:03,314 --> 01:16:05,782
- Just a little trick I
- learned from my best friend.
- 1492
- 01:16:05,784 --> 01:16:08,251
- What's on the menu
- tonight, Mount Kilimanjaro?
- 1493
- 01:16:08,253 --> 01:16:10,853
- Wait a second, tonight?
- 1494
- 01:16:10,855 --> 01:16:12,220
- Oh man, tonight.
- 1495
- 01:16:12,222 --> 01:16:13,221
- We have to go.
- 1496
- 01:16:13,223 --> 01:16:15,157
- The meat lady comes tonight.
- 1497
- 01:16:15,159 --> 01:16:16,026
- Meat lady?
- 1498
- 01:16:16,028 --> 01:16:19,131
- Wait, what's this
- about a meat lady?
- 1499
- 01:16:30,275 --> 01:16:32,375
- Next place better have Wi-Fi.
- 1500
- 01:16:32,377 --> 01:16:36,313
- That's right,
- goats, nice and easy.
- 1501
- 01:16:39,150 --> 01:16:39,652
- Hm.
- 1502
- 01:16:44,123 --> 01:16:45,691
- Put that down.
- 1503
- 01:16:53,132 --> 01:16:56,233
- I'm scared, Peanutbutter.
- 1504
- 01:16:56,235 --> 01:17:00,068
- Now, now, child.
- 1505
- 01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:03,805
- Oh.
- 1506
- 01:17:03,807 --> 01:17:07,343
- I like you, little horse.
- 1507
- 01:17:07,345 --> 01:17:09,979
- I like you very much.
- 1508
- 01:17:16,053 --> 01:17:18,286
- She's ignoring my calls.
- 1509
- 01:17:18,288 --> 01:17:19,791
- I was an idiot to
- ever trust that woman.
- 1510
- 01:17:23,762 --> 01:17:25,064
- You can't give up
- on us now, Coach.
- 1511
- 01:17:39,110 --> 01:17:41,544
- If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
- 1512
- 01:17:41,547 --> 01:17:43,179
- What did you just say, Walter?
- 1513
- 01:17:43,182 --> 01:17:45,547
- If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
- 1514
- 01:17:45,550 --> 01:17:48,216
- If not, you'll find an excuse.
- 1515
- 01:17:48,218 --> 01:17:49,786
- Well, I don't know
- about you guys,
- 1516
- 01:17:49,788 --> 01:17:51,853
- but I'm done with excuses.
- 1517
- 01:17:51,855 --> 01:17:53,822
- If that meat lady thinks
- she can hurt my animals,
- 1518
- 01:17:53,824 --> 01:17:55,424
- she's got another thing coming.
- 1519
- 01:17:55,426 --> 01:17:56,559
- Come on, guys.
- 1520
- 01:17:56,562 --> 01:17:58,560
- Let's go save our petting zoo.
- 1521
- 01:17:58,563 --> 01:18:00,496
- Yeah, Coach, yeah.
- 1522
- 01:18:00,498 --> 01:18:03,465
- Let's kick some
- meat lady butt.
- 1523
- 01:18:03,467 --> 01:18:07,170
- Hey, um, would you
- mind if I tagged along?
- 1524
- 01:18:07,172 --> 01:18:10,038
- Sounds like there might be
- one heck of a story here.
- 1525
- 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:10,909
- Hop on in.
- 1526
- 01:18:18,115 --> 01:18:20,483
- Dang it, not now.
- 1527
- 01:18:20,485 --> 01:18:22,020
- Wait, I know what to do.
- 1528
- 01:18:25,088 --> 01:18:26,589
- You wouldn't mind giving
- DJ and me some cookies,
- 1529
- 01:18:26,592 --> 01:18:28,291
- would you, Santa?
- 1530
- 01:18:28,293 --> 01:18:30,425
- The two of us are a lot more
- reliable than any sleigh.
- 1531
- 01:18:30,427 --> 01:18:34,162
- Well, of course, Elliot, but
- I'd rather hoped you'd stay.
- 1532
- 01:18:34,164 --> 01:18:34,965
- Huh?
- 1533
- 01:18:34,967 --> 01:18:37,366
- We have a
- competition to finish.
- 1534
- 01:18:37,368 --> 01:18:39,902
- You still want me to compete?
- 1535
- 01:18:39,904 --> 01:18:43,939
- I may have been a little hasty
- in my decision before that...
- 1536
- 01:18:43,941 --> 01:18:46,876
- all right, I was
- definitely hasty.
- 1537
- 01:18:46,878 --> 01:18:48,877
- I understand why you
- did what you did.
- 1538
- 01:18:48,879 --> 01:18:50,246
- Me too, Santa?
- 1539
- 01:18:50,249 --> 01:18:52,581
- No, DJ, not you.
- 1540
- 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:54,951
- But you're welcome
- to try out next time.
- 1541
- 01:18:54,953 --> 01:18:57,988
- Everybody deserves
- a second chance.
- 1542
- 01:18:57,990 --> 01:18:59,992
- So Elliot, what do you say?
- 1543
- 01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,094
- Don't worry, mini man.
- 1544
- 01:19:04,096 --> 01:19:05,994
- I'll take care of
- everything back home.
- 1545
- 01:19:05,997 --> 01:19:07,129
- You stay and compete.
- 1546
- 01:19:07,131 --> 01:19:08,630
- You earned it.
- 1547
- 01:19:08,633 --> 01:19:10,332
- This is your chance, Elliot.
- 1548
- 01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:11,869
- This is it.
- 1549
- 01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:20,542
- Thanks, Santa, but my friends
- are more important to me.
- 1550
- 01:19:20,544 --> 01:19:22,847
- Besides, Sasha would
- have beaten me, anyways.
- 1551
- 01:19:45,003 --> 01:19:46,004
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1552
- 01:19:58,016 --> 01:20:02,451
- Turning my animals into lunch
- meat wasn't part of the deal.
- 1553
- 01:20:02,453 --> 01:20:03,618
- This is fraud.
- 1554
- 01:20:03,620 --> 01:20:05,254
- I'm calling the sheriff.
- 1555
- 01:20:05,256 --> 01:20:06,924
- I've got a contact at
- the state troopers office.
- 1556
- 01:20:11,529 --> 01:20:14,996
- I never should have left.
- 1557
- 01:20:14,998 --> 01:20:17,001
- I should have stayed
- to help my friends.
- 1558
- 01:20:20,404 --> 01:20:22,203
- What was that?
- 1559
- 01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:24,309
- Blueberry.
- 1560
- 01:20:31,348 --> 01:20:33,282
- Make it stop.
- 1561
- 01:20:33,284 --> 01:20:36,952
- Creepy goat eyes
- drill hole in my soul.
- 1562
- 01:20:36,954 --> 01:20:39,220
- Make it stop.
- 1563
- 01:20:39,222 --> 01:20:40,722
- What is even happening?
- 1564
- 01:20:40,725 --> 01:20:42,491
- They've gone full goat.
- 1565
- 01:20:45,163 --> 01:20:49,031
- No one can withstand
- the full goat.
- 1566
- 01:20:49,033 --> 01:20:49,598
- Wait.
- 1567
- 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:50,198
- Where's...
- 1568
- 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,334
- Laddy.
- 1569
- 01:20:51,336 --> 01:20:54,468
- Peanutbutter?
- 1570
- 01:20:54,471 --> 01:20:56,072
- What are you doing here, boy?
- 1571
- 01:20:56,074 --> 01:20:59,107
- I thought for sure you'd be
- working for Santa by now.
- 1572
- 01:20:59,110 --> 01:21:00,608
- And I thought you'd
- be a horse burger.
- 1573
- 01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:02,411
- Hold your tongue.
- 1574
- 01:21:02,413 --> 01:21:05,413
- A miniature horse
- is nobody's burger.
- 1575
- 01:21:05,415 --> 01:21:07,049
- But I'm glad you're black.
- 1576
- 01:21:07,051 --> 01:21:08,651
- The place hasn't been
- the same without you
- 1577
- 01:21:08,653 --> 01:21:09,585
- and your cloven-hoof ninny.
- 1578
- 01:21:09,587 --> 01:21:11,586
- Ew.
- 1579
- 01:21:11,588 --> 01:21:16,291
- Tell me all about your
- North Pole adventure.
- 1580
- 01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:18,294
- No more of the goat.
- 1581
- 01:21:18,296 --> 01:21:21,730
- I go anywhere you like,
- just no more goat.
- 1582
- 01:21:21,732 --> 01:21:24,166
- Can you believe she's
- wanted in three states?
- 1583
- 01:21:24,168 --> 01:21:26,469
- Who knows how many
- animals you saved tonight.
- 1584
- 01:21:26,471 --> 01:21:28,135
- Ho, ho, ho.
- 1585
- 01:21:35,747 --> 01:21:37,512
- You did it, Sasha.
- 1586
- 01:21:37,515 --> 01:21:40,081
- You won.
- 1587
- 01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:42,718
- We didn't expect to
- see you tonight, Santa.
- 1588
- 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:47,590
- Yes, well it seems we still
- have an opening on the team.
- 1589
- 01:21:47,592 --> 01:21:48,226
- I don't get what you mean.
- 1590
- 01:21:51,262 --> 01:21:54,397
- Dad, what's going on?
- 1591
- 01:21:54,399 --> 01:21:57,399
- It appears you weren't the
- only one Lemon Drop had been
- 1592
- 01:21:57,401 --> 01:22:00,568
- supplying extra cookies to, DJ.
- 1593
- 01:22:00,570 --> 01:22:02,169
- What?
- 1594
- 01:22:02,172 --> 01:22:07,309
- The thing is, Junior,
- a fear of flying actually
- 1595
- 01:22:07,311 --> 01:22:08,809
- runs in the family.
- 1596
- 01:22:08,811 --> 01:22:13,080
- Donner admitted
- everything after you left.
- 1597
- 01:22:13,082 --> 01:22:15,384
- I'm sorry, son,
- for everything.
- 1598
- 01:22:15,386 --> 01:22:17,489
- I hope you can forgive me.
- 1599
- 01:22:24,494 --> 01:22:26,561
- You want to
- check out my stall?
- 1600
- 01:22:26,564 --> 01:22:28,600
- It's got a pretty good view.
- 1601
- 01:22:33,404 --> 01:22:35,638
- So Elliot...
- 1602
- 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,472
- Oh, laddie, this is it.
- 1603
- 01:22:37,474 --> 01:22:40,142
- Oh my gosh, it's
- really happening.
- 1604
- 01:22:40,144 --> 01:22:41,644
- Oh, I'm getting all teary-eyed.
- 1605
- 01:22:41,646 --> 01:22:42,777
- Zip it, both of you.
- 1606
- 01:22:42,779 --> 01:22:44,412
- You're ruining his big moment.
- 1607
- 01:22:44,414 --> 01:22:47,349
- Ssh, guys.
- 1608
- 01:22:47,351 --> 01:22:49,718
- You were saying, Santa?
- 1609
- 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:51,719
- My team and I were
- hoping you were still
- 1610
- 01:22:51,721 --> 01:22:53,388
- interested in the position.
- 1611
- 01:22:53,390 --> 01:22:54,823
- Really?
- 1612
- 01:22:54,825 --> 01:22:56,559
- Really.
- 1613
- 01:22:56,561 --> 01:23:01,197
- I don't know, I've got a
- lot of responsibilities here.
- 1614
- 01:23:01,199 --> 01:23:02,697
- These goats won't
- hurt themselves.
- 1615
- 01:23:02,699 --> 01:23:05,269
- Laddie, are you having a go?
- 1616
- 01:23:16,279 --> 01:23:17,381
- Merry Christmas to all.
- 1617
- 01:23:22,552 --> 01:23:25,487
- And to all a good night.
- 1618
- 01:23:25,489 --> 01:23:26,755
- Bye, Elliot.
- 1619
- 01:23:26,757 --> 01:23:28,724
- Have a great flight.
- 1620
- 01:23:28,726 --> 01:23:31,660
- Good bye, laddie.
- 1621
- 01:23:31,662 --> 01:23:33,828
- Now that's a story.
- 1622
- 01:23:33,830 --> 01:23:37,165
- Everybody loves an
- underdog, or horse, I guess,
- 1623
- 01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:37,567
- in this case.
- 1624
- 01:23:37,569 --> 01:23:38,867
- I mean it.
- 1625
- 01:23:38,869 --> 01:23:41,268
- People are going to
- really respond to this.
- 1626
- 01:23:41,271 --> 01:23:43,605
- You might want to think
- about sprucing this place up.
- 1627
- 01:23:43,607 --> 01:23:44,674
- Oh yeah?
- 1628
- 01:23:44,676 --> 01:23:47,275
- I have a feeling that
- after this story gets out,
- 1629
- 01:23:47,278 --> 01:23:52,848
- your Witty Bitty is going
- to get pretty popular.
- 1630
- 01:23:57,241 --> 01:24:02,454
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 1631
- 01:24:32,722 --> 01:24:35,426
- First
- you learn to crawl.
- 1632
- 01:24:39,663 --> 01:24:47,469
- Who do I turn to if
- I just hit the wall?
- 1633
- 01:24:47,471 --> 01:24:54,309
- Walking through fire over
- a wire, mired in doubt.
- 1634
- 01:24:54,311 --> 01:24:56,878
- Feels like I'm
- running in quicksand,
- 1635
- 01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:59,814
- sinking in the crowd.
- 1636
- 01:24:59,816 --> 01:25:03,785
- I'm light on my feet.
- 1637
- 01:25:03,787 --> 01:25:08,423
- Always stand at the moment.
- 1638
- 01:25:08,425 --> 01:25:13,962
- [INAUDIBLE] see something
- deep inside this moment.
- 1639
- 01:25:13,964 --> 01:25:17,599
- Life's at full speed.
- 1640
- 01:25:17,601 --> 01:25:21,769
- It can put me through to pieces.
- 1641
- 01:25:21,771 --> 01:25:28,680
- Small as I seem, because I'm
- off, yeah I'm off to the races.
- 1642
- 01:25:35,953 --> 01:25:42,590
- Some say it's always
- darkest before the dawn.
- 1643
- 01:25:42,592 --> 01:25:50,331
- The shadows will show you
- where the light comes from.
- 1644
- 01:25:50,333 --> 01:25:53,735
- The rise and the falls,
- disguises and all,
- 1645
- 01:25:53,737 --> 01:25:57,472
- let them fall to the ground.
- 1646
- 01:25:57,474 --> 01:26:00,575
- Coursing through veins,
- breaking shackles and chains.
- 1647
- 01:26:00,577 --> 01:26:04,279
- Take the reigns and run.
- 1648
- 01:26:04,281 --> 01:26:08,750
- I'm light on my feet.
- 1649
- 01:26:08,752 --> 01:26:12,419
- Always stand at the moment.
- 1650
- 01:26:12,422 --> 01:26:19,393
- [INAUDIBLE] to see something
- deep inside this moment.
- 1651
- 01:26:19,395 --> 01:26:26,334
- Life's at full speed, can
- put me through the pieces.
- 1652
- 01:26:26,336 --> 01:26:34,075
- Small as I seem because I'm
- off, yeah I'm off to the races.
- 1653
- 01:26:34,078 --> 01:26:41,550
- Oh, yeah I'm off,
- I'm off to the races.
- 1654
- 01:26:41,552 --> 01:26:48,023
- Oh, yeah I'm off,
- I'm off to the races.
- 1655
- 01:26:48,025 --> 01:26:54,929
- I did all the right things and
- followed each chartered course,
- 1656
- 01:26:54,931 --> 01:26:58,402
- using the stars
- to guide the way.
- 1657
- 01:27:01,805 --> 01:27:05,106
- I've got to be faster,
- stronger, better
- 1658
- 01:27:05,109 --> 01:27:09,009
- for longer, bigger, and taller.
- 1659
- 01:27:09,011 --> 01:27:11,415
- But you're only as
- small as you feel.
- 1660
- 01:27:14,717 --> 01:27:18,919
- Stay light on your feet.
- 1661
- 01:27:18,921 --> 01:27:22,523
- Always stand at the moment.
- 1662
- 01:27:22,525 --> 01:27:28,929
- [INAUDIBLE] Something
- deep inside this moment.
- 1663
- 01:27:28,931 --> 01:27:33,001
- Life's at full speed.
- 1664
- 01:27:33,003 --> 01:27:36,504
- It can put me
- through the pieces.
- 1665
- 01:27:36,507 --> 01:27:44,813
- Small as I seem because I'm
- off, yeah I'm off to the races.
- 1666
- 01:27:44,815 --> 01:27:45,913
- Oh.
- 1667
- 01:27:45,915 --> 01:27:48,116
- Yeah, I'm off.
- 1668
- 01:27:48,118 --> 01:27:51,620
- I'm off to the races.
- 1669
- 01:27:51,622 --> 01:27:55,522
- I've got a deep desire
- like a burning fire.
- 1670
- 01:27:55,525 --> 01:27:58,827
- Come on and take my hand.
- 1671
- 01:27:58,829 --> 01:28:01,028
- We'll be kings and [INAUDIBLE].
- 1672
- 01:28:01,030 --> 01:28:03,631
- We'll reach so much higher.
- 1673
- 01:28:03,633 --> 01:28:07,501
- You and me, my friend.
- 1674
- 01:28:07,503 --> 01:28:09,103
- So many things to see.
- 1675
- 01:28:09,105 --> 01:28:11,406
- Hold tight and follow me.
- 1676
- 01:28:11,408 --> 01:28:12,609
- I've done it all before.
- 1677
- 01:28:15,612 --> 01:28:17,411
- Look up to [INAUDIBLE].
- 1678
- 01:28:17,413 --> 01:28:19,513
- Tonight is [INAUDIBLE].
- 1679
- 01:28:19,515 --> 01:28:23,718
- I'll show you so much more.
- 1680
- 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:27,621
- I've been around the
- world, I've seen it all.
- 1681
- 01:28:27,623 --> 01:28:31,826
- Come on and follow me.
- 1682
- 01:28:31,828 --> 01:28:35,729
- I want to show you how
- we can have it all.
- 1683
- 01:28:35,731 --> 01:28:36,935
- Come on and follow me.
- 1684
- 01:29:36,025 --> 01:29:40,464
- I want to show you how
- we can have it all.
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