Io e Caterina (English subtitles)

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For the president of the JPT 220
Madison, N.Y. Stop.

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Our commercial director
Mr. Enrico Melotti ...

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will arrive tomorrow at 15:00 hours
on flight AZ610. Stop.

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We wait for an answer. Stop. Greetings.
The secretary, Claudia Parise.

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There is the answer.
The president of the JPT ...

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will be happy to receive
Mister Enrico Melotti ...

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tomorrow from 16 to 16:10.
Best regards.

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Arthur!

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Enrico!

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Finally!

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Here you are, handsome!

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<i> Welcome to America! </ i>

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- You've taken a long trip!
- Let me see you, friend!

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You have rejuvenated!
Are you still a latin lover?

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You do what you can!
I'm better because I left ...

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... my last wife.
- Yes? Will you marry again?

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Are you crazy! I already paid alimony to
two women in America; they do not forgive!

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Do they joke in Italy?

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Come on, quickly, because the president
awaits us at 4 o'clock.

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- If we take too long, he will not receive you.
- No?

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Outside is the limousine.

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Oh, Arturo ... what a pleasure.

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- Forgive me, I must make a call.
- Yes, go ahead.

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...3. 4. 5...
- There is one in every corner.

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<i> Hello, Catherine. </ i>

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<i> How are you, dear? </ i>

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<i> Nobody call for me this morning? </ i>

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<i> No calls? </ i>

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<i> Ok, Catherine.
Thank you. See you later. </ I>

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Arturo, who is that Caterina?

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Who? The one that has replaced
my wife and the maids ...

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The house is hers,
and it is what in Italy they would call ...

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... a woman for everything.
- Hopefully!

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Look Arturo, I brought from Italy
a little thing.

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A gift from the company for the
old president: pipes.

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- But the old president is gone.
You did not know? - Do not!

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- And who is in his place?
- A woman ... and I think she does not smoke.

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- A woman?
- Yes, a 35 year old girl.

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A multinational company,
in the hands of a young woman?

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- Yes, young and very pretty.
- What is her name?

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- Edwinson.
- Edwinson ... Pamela?

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- Yes. - Is not that spigadone
What was in the admission?

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Yes, you met her last year
When you came here.

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- Remember that you took her to dinner.
- Yes, to dinner ... To bed!

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- You will have given him luck ...
- Pay attention!

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That unleashed girl!
She did not let me sleep!

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She looked at me with those eyes ...
But how has she become president?

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- Come. - Yes, I'm curious.
- You will see it.

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<i> - Good morning, dear. How are you?
- All right. And you? </ I>

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<i> - Mr. Melotti.
- Nice to meet you. </ I>

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<i> - We have an appointment with
the president at 4 o'clock. - Ok. </ i>

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<i> Yes, Mr. Melotti has come.
All right. </ I>

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<i> - The President is waiting for you.
- Thanks. </ I>

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- The president is waiting for us.
- I call her president or Pamela?

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- Not the names, let her speak.
- Why? - Bye. - You will see...

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<i> - Come. Wait a minute, she's on the phone.
- Yes, thank you dear. </ I>

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<i> I read your reports. I don't like it.
You misunderstood the entire concept ... </ i>

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<i> Read it again.
Goodbye. </ I>

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President...? Do you know Enrico Melotti?
Enrico? Our president

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- We already know each other, remember?
- No, I do not remember.

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- Have she pretended not to recognize me?
- Sure, I said so!

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<i> Congratulations, Pamela! </ i>

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For her appointment as president.

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It's something very nice that a charge
so important and of great responsibility ...

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is attributed to a young woman ...

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very smart,
attractive and very beautiful.

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I would like to give you my congratulations ...

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... and if you allow me ...
- No, I do not allow you!

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And as our "time" passes quickly,
I want to conclude this business.

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The contract, please.
Sit down

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- Down! Sit down!
- Yes. I did not understand ...

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Pamela ... Oh sorry ... Mrs. President,
would you let me?

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I hope you forgive me ...

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I have allowed myself to bring you from Italy
a little gift, but they are ...

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... pipes ...
- Pipe? Oh, beautiful, I like it.

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<i> - Susy?
- Oh, wonderful and beautiful pipes! </ I>

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I know, they are "beautiful pipes" but
if I had known you were president ...

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... I would have brought something else ...
- But I like the pipe.

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<i> - The pipe? - Yes!
- Oh yes, he loves pipes. </ I>

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In America to all women
They love the pipe.

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In New York,
very fashionable.

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- If it's fashionable ...
- Give them to me.

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- Here, have them, Pamela.
- Thank you.

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- You liked it, huh.
- You've made her happy.

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<i> - Susan? The contract, please.
- Yes. </ I>

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<i> Here. And look here, President.
You have to change the first 3 lines. </ I>

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<i> Good. Ok. </ I>

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- Here Enrico, sign the contract.
- Clear.

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- Italian wine is "very good".
I like it. - Yes? Thank you.

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<i> - Very good Italian wine.
- Very good! </ I>

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- Do you hear, Artù? - And you're not happy?
- I like Italian wine.

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Let's see...

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As you see, Enrico,
I have corrected some things.

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I can see that.

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Arturo, she has taken 2% off.
This has changed everything for me.

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- President ... I would like to tell you ...
- Arturo, shut up!

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- President...
- Shut up, Arturo!

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Excuse me, President.

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- Enrico!
- Huh ...?

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- Not OK?
- Well, no!

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- I already agreed with the previous
president ... - He's gone!

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And we make a policy
of price reduction

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and this applies to all products
that we import from abroad.

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- I know...
- And I decide.

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And I do not agree.

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And since we have run out of time ...
How do you say in Rome?

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How do you say?

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It says: take it or leave it.

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- What do I do, Arturo?
- Signature, then I'll explain.

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And what will you explain to me?

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First pretend not to recognize me,
then she steals 2% ...

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"How do you say in Rome ..."
Your dead, it is said!

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- Is she married?
- Yes, with a good man.

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A good man?
A poor man!

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How does one marry that one?
What does he say at night? ...

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... to a powerful woman like her,
president, who earns a billion a year ...

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When this man comes home
at night, tired, how can you tell ...

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"What have you done to me for dinner,
sopita "?

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But what sopita?
You've gone mad?...

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That's how women talked
100 years ago.

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The American woman does not know
nor what is the soup.

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Your social place is no longer
at home...

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today women are powerful because
They have proven to be more important ...

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... that men, do you understand?
- Yes

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Through evolution and
emancipation, women ...

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... can be satisfied.
- In what sense?

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Because they have got
what they wanted

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- Are you talking about equality?
- Equality? They are above!

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They have proven to be more capable.

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They already send them.

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In America almost all multinationals
are run by women.

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<i> Very good! </ i>

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They have charges
of great responsibility ...

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They are given huge amounts
of money to manage ...

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they found banks,
subsidize industries ...

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weapons, planes, theater, music ...

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commerce, culture,
fashion, movies ...

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For example, this year,
Who have they made president ...

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of one of the most important
movie companies?

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- To a woman?
- Yes, young and beautiful!

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Look how they are!

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They are beautiful, healthy, strong,
tanned ...

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No!

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Stirs what strength!

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What starving mouths they have.

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And who stops them?
Not for anybody?

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- There they go. You see them?
- I think so.

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How lucky you are, Enrico!

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If you knew how to envy
the Italian men.

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Yes? And?

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I still have the image in mind
of the woman of my time ...

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when I left Italy.
Those wonderful little eyes ...

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the resplendent smile,
those breasts ...

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with its coral necklaces
blood red...

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But what the fuck are you saying?
What are you saying now?

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Big eyes, bright smile,
corals ...

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Come to Italy, you'll see
how women are today.

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Why? They've changed?

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Sorry, I'm going to make a call.

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<i> 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 6 ... 7 ... </ i>

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<i> Hello, Catherine. </ i>

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<i> This is Arturo. I'm coming home
with an Italian friend of mine. </ i>

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<i> Not darling, just for a scotch. </ i>

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<i> See you later. Thank you.
Bye, darling. Bye. </ I>

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- I told her we're going home
to drink a cup. - Yes, I've heard it.

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Every 5 minutes you are calling
This Caterina, huh?

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- Arturo, just ten minutes.
- Do not worry.

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- I'm sorry, because this is nice.
- A hovel ... it's enough for me.

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Enrico ...

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<i> - Welcome to my simple house.
- No, not so simple, Arturo. </ I>

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- I like it a lot, it's great.
- Yes, as your great house in Rome.

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Arthur, if you knew
what tiredness

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I have not slept since yesterday.
I have a dream that I do not have.

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Sit down, it's 10 minutes,
for a whiskey and I'll take you to the hotel.

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<i> Catherine! Two scotches please,
to the garden. </ i>

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- Enrico, lie down. Are you at home.
I will be right back. - Yes

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Oh God!

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Arthur!

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It's a helicopter!
But look!

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Police!

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I thought he was a Martian!
Spooky!

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<i> Please, Scotch on the rocks! </ i>

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<i> Thank you! </ i>

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<i> Thank you very much! </ i>

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<i> Have you served the Lord, Catherine? </ i>

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<i> - Thank you very much.
- You're welcome. </ I>

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Well, what do you say?

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- You like?
- What if I like it?

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You wanted to know so much about Caterina ...
What do you tell me now that you know her?

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I do not like these jokes.
Who is this Caterina?

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Like who? She has served you
a whiskey, she's a robot.

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Yes ... a robot?

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- And does she serve whiskey?
- It's an artificial maid.

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A machine programmed for all
domestic services.

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By the way: brochures,
translated in all languages.

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- Also in Italian? As well
Are these robots brought to Italy? - Clear.

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Do as I do When I lived
with my wife and three maids ...

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... do not see what mess she had mounted.
Discussions, fights, disorder ...

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Now, with Catherine,
I finally live calm.

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You say Caterina would work
for a big house like mine?

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It's not a matter of size.
She is a robot, she works day and night.

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- Alone, she does the job for 10.
- Hopefully!

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Imagine that at the beginning I had five
service employees. Then 4, 3, 2 ...

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... and now I only have Teresa
and it is not known until when.

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Check it out and buy Catherine.
With it you will not have those problems.

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<i> General Electronic
Robot Corporation ... </ i>

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Who would have imagined it!
When did you buy it?

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Two months ago.
Just left the store ...

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I kicked my wife out
and I fired the maids.

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- Of course ... 180 thousand dollars.
- Oh! - In 26 installments.

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165 million lire.
It stirs what face it is!

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But if it solves all the problems,
worth it.

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There is.

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How pretty!

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- What are you doing, iron? - Clear! Wash,
iron, starch ... it does everything.

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- You like?
- And you ask me?

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Imagine it in my house!

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Clear! Tomorrow before you leave,
let's reserve one!

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Yes? Is fantastic!

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- You like? - I would never tire
to look at her

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But let's go now,
she is processing

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I do not want her to get
nervous. Come.

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<i> - Come, please.
- Excuse me miss. Where are we going? </ I>

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<i> - To the demonstration room.
- And what will we see? </ I>

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<i> The robot is composed
of a very complex equipment </ i>

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<i> so it will take a week for
get up and running Follow me. </ I>

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00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,600
As they did with me. Why
You need to know how it works.

228
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,040
I know, but given the price ...

229
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:29,560
There you have Caterina's head!

230
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,920
<i> Attention, ladies and gentlemen. </ i>

231
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:39,560
<i> The electronic equipment in the brain
The robot is made up of 1600 of these chips. </ i>

232
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,360
<i> Each connected to the other </ i>

233
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,480
<i> form this complex team </ i>

2. 3. 4
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,360
<i> and makes it capable of receiving
and memorization orders, </ i>

235
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,760
<i> associate and control
every movement of Caterina </ i>

236
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,480
<i> now I will show you slides
to see it better. </ i>

237
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:56,080
It's fantastic! How is it possible
that a tiny chip

238
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,880
... contain so many things.
- "So many things" ... It's the soul.

239
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,480
Your Caterina
is it also that complicated?

240
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,720
- The Caterinas are all made
same. - Already, in series ...

241
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:15,760
By the way, I'm going to call her.
I'll be back soon.

242
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,440
<i> Excuse me, engineer.
I would like to know </ i>

243
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,320
<i> How much electricity do you use? </ i>

244
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:31,360
<i> In 1950 it would have consumed the same
electricity as an electric locomotive, </ i>

245
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:38,200
<i> ... today the same as a 5 watt bulb.
- Excuse my ignorance, but ... </ i>

246
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:43,200
<i> is this robot able to see
and hear? </ i>

247
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,200
<i> From the point of view
scientist ... </ i>

248
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:51,200
But ask me, Enrico!
You know, Caterina see, hey ...

249
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:59,360
- I wanted to know how much electricity it consumes.
- No, little! - And if you see, hey ...

250
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:06,560
... Did you call her?
- Yes, if not, call me at the office ...

251
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,680
... she does not find me,
and then anyone can take it.

252
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,880
- Caterina calls you at the office?
- Yes, she cares.

253
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,360
I could think that it has happened
a disgrace.

254
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:45,400
Do you think these Caterinas
will they replace the hostesses?

255
00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:47,201
You ask me?
Who gave you that?

256
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,680
The man in the 1st row,
He has brought it from New York.

257
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,360
Here, miss, look.

258
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,960
- Thank you. - He liked it?
- It's interesting.

259
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:59,640
You say that they will also be sold
in Italy those things ... what are they called?

260
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,360
Caterinas, madam,
they are robots.

261
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,980
Yes, dear, until you know what
they are robots, they are electronic machines ...

262
00:21:06,981 --> 00:21:08,581
You shut up!
Who asked you?

263
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:11,640
- I just wanted to explain ..
- Do not interrupt me!

264
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,400
Excuse me, my husband
it has made me lose the thread ...

265
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:19,080
Do you say that these dolls
will they also be sold in Milan?

266
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:24,840
Yes, everywhere.
It is written in all languages.

267
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:29,560
They leave the addresses of all laboratories
and points of sale around the world.

268
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,840
In Italy there are two,
in Milan and in Rome.

269
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:36,720
I got so upset with
the maids of Veneto,

270
00:21:36,721 --> 00:21:39,621
... those of Sardinia, and then those of the Philippines ...
- And who does not?

271
00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:43,022
I can not believe that a machine
can replace a woman of flesh and blood.

272
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,340
Sorry dear, but if the
sir he has seen her with his own eyes

273
00:21:46,341 --> 00:21:50,341
... while ironing the shirts ...
- Why are you talking? Were you there?

274
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,480
Then why are you talking?
Shut up.

275
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:58,760
- What did we say?
- You said ...

276
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,560
that a machine can not
replace a woman ...

277
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,360
But my friend in America ..

278
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,120
he kicked his wife's ass out
and his maids ...

279
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,240
and with Caterina has
solved all his problems.

280
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,760
- What you say is disgusting.
- I do not understand what you are saying?

281
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:18,560
It is unworthy and disgusting
and offensive to women.

282
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,740
If we talk about women,
Then you get scared.

283
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,480
For millennia we have been
blackmailed ...

284
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,880
with the excuse that they feed us
and wash the dishes.

285
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,800
Hey! How long
with the story of the two dishes!

286
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:34,680
And you, gentlemen? In centuries they have not
learned to wash a pair of socks!

287
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:40,280
- In this you are right.
- We do not need you to give us the reason.

288
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,200
Excuse me, are you a feminist,
by chance?

289
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,680
- Yes, I run a feminist newspaper.
- And I'm a deputy in Parliament ...

290
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,960
and I am part of a commission
extraordinary for women's rights.

291
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,280
Excuse me, deputy!
Have you seen who I'm arguing with?

292
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:58,560
- But these discussions are useful.
- Who asked you?

293
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,880
Madam, you say it has been
a victim with her husband ...

294
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,120
but let him talk at least
once.

295
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,520
The women are all the same.
My wife does not let me talk either.

296
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,340
Shut up!
Who has given you permission?

297
00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:14,541
Send your husband to silence!
I am a man, and I want to talk.

298
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:19,000
- Street, leave it, which is useless.
- Men have talked all their lives ...

299
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,960
now they only have one right:
the one of silencing the mouth.

300
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,760
Claudia!

301
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,320
Hello Love how are you?

302
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,080
What happened?

303
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:36,280
In these three days without you
I've thought a lot ...

304
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,800
I have to talk to you seriously.

305
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,440
Talk about what?

306
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,280
- Talk!
- Well, tell me, my love.

307
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,760
- You go to America and I stay here.
- Do you want to talk about America? - No!

308
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,560
- About our situation.
- And what's wrong?

309
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,600
It happens that officially I am
your secretary ...

310
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,440
in public
we treat you ...

311
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:05,440
often at night I stay in
the office to work with you until 10, 11 ..

312
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,640
and instead of paying me the hours
extra, you take me to bed ...

313
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,040
in hotels more or less
clandestine

314
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:17,600
- It is not like this?
- In a certain sense, yes, but ...

315
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,760
- What do you mean?
- What then, at 3 in the morning ...

316
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,120
we get out of bed because
You must go back with your wife ...

317
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:32,900
... and maybe you even make love with her.
- No. You know that for a long time

318
00:24:32,901 --> 00:24:35,001
... I no longer have intimate relationships
with Marisa. - Anyway...

319
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,760
Officially she is your wife ...

320
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:42,800
and despite the promises,
you could not leave her, so ...

321
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,920
So clarify your position
or I leave you.

322
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,880
- Look, my darling ...
- Do not call me that! - Dear...

323
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:56,560
I have also thought a lot
and now I have very clear ideas.

324
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,760
You've been saying it for years.

325
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,360
Excuse me, Claudia.
I will hurry.

326
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,200
I'm back in five minutes.

327
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,320
-Excuse me, where is Marisa? I am
her husband. - In the room above.

328
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,040
- In the living room?
- Yes

329
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,720
- Excuse me, do you know where it is?
the little room? - Over there.

330
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:54,360
- Come on ... Pull!
- Excuse me, is this the living room?

331
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,240
- Push ... push.
- Sorry! - Oh, but who are you?

332
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,180
Good Morning!

333
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,400
It comes to my hands
and I did not understand ...

334
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,240
I did not know you had
so much initiative ...

335
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,440
And I am not,
If you had not encouraged me ...

336
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:12,400
- I was looking for the living room. Where is?
- Over there. Are you looking for your wife?

337
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,160
- Yes, unfortunately.
- What unfortunately?

338
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,840
No, I was saying it for saying.

339
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,800
- If one day we see each other ...
- Miss, are you going to leave me here?

340
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,759
These have been broken.
Is there no caring for me?

341
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,460
- I'm going to look for her.
- Very well.

342
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,560
Excuse my initiative,
I hope to see you again soon.

343
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,479
Wait, where are you going?

344
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,840
- I do not know if he can enter.
- Why?

3. 4. 5
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,220
What happens?

346
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:43,000
-You decide. - That's why you can not
enter the private room!

347
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,200
Look, this is my husband.

348
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,840
- Hi, I'm Vincenzo.
- Enrico Melotti, great pleasure.

349
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,600
Well Marisa, I'm leaving.

350
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,839
Yes, Vincenzino,

351
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,840
... do you come to pick me up at the same time?
- Yes, I come to pick you up, do not worry.

352
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,440
- See you later. - OKAY.
- Goodbye, Enrico, see you.

353
00:26:57,441 --> 00:27:00,641
- Goodbye, I do not think so.
- What did you come here for?

354
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,000
Excuse me Marisa,
if it was daring.

355
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,600
But what an apology! I forbade you
that you came to my store.

356
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,080
This is my private space
that I conquered with effort

357
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,800
in which you must not enter.

358
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,800
Very good, congratulations!
You have built your private space well

359
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,360
Maybe I'm naive
but I thought ...

360
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,560
that you would like a husband
coming back from America

361
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,100
come and say hello
to the wife

362
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,040
No, you have come to control me,
to see Vincenzino.

363
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,000
Because you always want
Inmiscuirte in everything.

364
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,600
- Included in my private things.
- Bah, as a husband ...

365
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,120
I have all the right to know
what are those private things.

366
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,640
- Who is that Vincenzino? Who?
- "Who!"

367
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,760
- It's just a friend.
- What do you mean friend? Speak clear.

368
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,280
Do you sleep with Vincenzino
or not?

369
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,880
Oh, what is this
sudden interest?

370
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,279
What has happened to you?

371
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,600
Nothing of particular.
I just want to know.

372
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,280
Because according to you,
Is our situation clear?

373
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,520
Our situation is
pretty clear.

374
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,040
I have been faithful to you for
25 years.

375
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,000
And even today, despite everything,
despite my new friendships ...

376
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,800
I am still unable to deceive you.
Imagine how stupid!

377
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,320
However, you ...
friends, friends, lovers ...

378
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,600
... secretary ... No, it's been
you who have had fun.

379
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,800
And how! So you are the one
You must explain your position and not me.

380
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,680
Listen Marisa, if you had followed
taking care of the house,

381
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,920
of housework,
of me,

382
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,080
instead of opening this unisex store

383
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,560
maybe I would not have tried
to comfort myself with those little friends.

384
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,320
- There's everything!
- But what a scoundrel!

385
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,400
If I have opened this store

386
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,840
it's just because I already knew
you consoled with your friends.

387
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,840
And with your permission, I was sick!

388
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,960
Listen Marisa, this is not the place
suitable to talk about these things.

389
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,560
- See you tonight at home.
- No, tonight it's useless for you to wait for me,

390
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,120
because I'll be late.
I'm going to have dinner with friends.

391
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Do not worry dear. I am
tired of fatigue, but I'll wait for you.

392
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,360
Tonight we have to talk.

393
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,520
Clarify point by point.

394
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,639
It is understood?

395
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,640
Yes, I understood.
I've been understanding for a long time!

396
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,720
You are vile!

397
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,800
You will never have the courage
to break up with your wife,

398
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,640
to clarify your situation,
And do you know why?

399
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,880
Because you're fine like this:
a wife who makes you a mother ...

400
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,600
a secretary that you enjoy as a lover,
a maid who irons ... why change?

401
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:23,760
Holy little virgin!
Why do you take it with me?

402
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,640
You are unfair! I do not do anything else
what to think of you every minute ...

403
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,480
That I have to do to prove it?

404
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:39,760
I need your help and understanding,
I am exhausted!

405
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,360
I left New York last night!

406
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,400
I have "jet lag"!

407
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,840
I have not slept for two nights!

408
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,800
I love you, you can not attack me like that,
I do not deserve it!

409
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,920
Claudia...

410
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,200
A little gift for you.

411
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,960
What is it?

412
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:08,200
A detail of New York.
With all my love!

413
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,639
Thank you.

414
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,480
A little kiss?

415
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,760
Goodbye.

416
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,760
Think about what I have told you.

417
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,880
Be quiet, dear.

418
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,160
- Teresa, it's me!
- I open!

419
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,800
- Teresa! Teresa!
- Welcome Sir.

420
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,560
Yes, welcome ...
Take the bags, right?

421
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,079
Now raise your voice?

422
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,720
What if I raise my voice?

423
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,400
What fault do you have?

424
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,560
Teresa, I raise my voice
for other reasons.

425
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,440
Excuse me if I raised my voice.

426
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,840
But I'm exhausted from America ...

427
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,800
and the secretary is attacking me
and I set up a scene.

428
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,000
I went to my wife's store

429
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,080
and rushes on me

430
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,200
and accuses me of a lifetime

431
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,680
as if I was guilty
Who knows what crimes?

432
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,600
It can not go on like this.
One becomes neurotic.

433
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,640
Calm down, make you feel bad.

434
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,860
Yes, I feel bad!

435
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,080
I feel bad.

436
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:29,440
If you knew how many things
I have to make them feel bad.

437
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,700
Look, Teresa ...

438
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,600
Once U lived in a house
of two rooms:

439
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,640
me, my wife and two children.

440
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:46,040
And if you knew, dear Teresa,
We were all happy.

441
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,520
And it was nice to arrive after a long trip ...
Bring me the slippers.

442
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,240
... and see them waiting for you, smiling ...

443
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:59,000
the prepared table, the fresh flowers,
the steaming soup ...

444
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:04,280
from the kitchen came the smell of sauces
that my wife cooked with her hands ...

445
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,880
And they wanted a big house!

446
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,920
And I bought it:
beautiful, comfortable ...

447
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:18,440
That's just what they do not want
Women: the big house.

448
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,760
Sure, so women no longer
They want to do housework.

449
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:28,360
- Who told you to buy a house
so big? - And what do I know?

450
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,920
If I had known,
I would not have bought it.

451
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,560
Hey, Teresa, since I'm
just to dine ...

452
00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:41,600
make me something light ...

453
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,480
A soup,
a cotoletta a la milanesa ...

454
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:51,200
good, crispy,
In America they do not know how to do it!

455
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:58,760
Yes, I know, and I do it well,
But it's my day off, and I'm leaving.

456
00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:02,160
When are you leaving?
Make an exception!

457
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:08,160
- Half an hour, you can not deny me!
- Can not I deny?

458
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,680
- Do not! - Who says it? I am like a
official: Thursdays and Sundays, book.

459
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:18,000
You can go?
What if I tell you I'm sick?

460
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,300
What do I give you the eight days and you
kick me in the ass?

461
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:25,940
First of all, you kicked me out
grab because before I leave ...

462
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:30,300
and where will you fnd another like me.

463
00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:36,140
Other? And if I told you that in America
They have invented a robot that works better!

464
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:41,500
- Go to the priest to cry.
- Sir, America feels bad.

465
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:45,460
- Go out there ...
- Yes, you'll know.

466
00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:48,340
We will see you happy!
And very soon!

467
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:04,980
- My lady ...
- What happened, Teresa?

468
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:07,380
- If I knew the one that the lord has bundled
in the kitchen ... - What?

469
00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:09,900
Now he's sleeping
in front of the TV.

470
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:16,620
- He told me he'll kick me out.
- Ok, let's talk tomorrow. Thank you.

471
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:31,900
- Enrico! Enrico!
- Do not...!

472
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:35,100
What are you doing still up?

473
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:37,620
- You're back, dear ...
- Yes ...

474
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,980
- I been waiting for you.
- I can see that.

475
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:44,420
- Ah ... scarlet roses?
- Yes friends...

476
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:49,540
- Friends? But what time is it?
- It's almost two, go to bed.

477
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,060
Marisa ...

478
00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:02,020
I went directly from the airport
to your store to greet you and you ...

479
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,740
... you treated me like a stranger.
- No, it's you who behaves like that.

480
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,700
You went to greet me and you went
accompanied with your lover.

481
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,300
With my secretary!

482
00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:13,980
If between that girl and me
there was a moment of weakness ...

483
00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:16,040
It's water past.

484
00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:19,100
Now it's just a question of
employment relationship That is all.

485
00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:20,619
What's more, I tell you:

486
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,780
It is starting me
to fall badly.

487
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:25,280
But what will you have in that big head?

488
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,120
I wonder if you have ever
had a moment of coherence in your life.

489
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,199
Marisa!

490
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,060
God only knows how much I've been
unfair to you,

491
00:35:34,061 --> 00:35:37,261
but you are the only person
important of my life.

492
00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:41,640
And I want to do whatever it takes
to reconcile with you.

493
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:46,920
But how can I believe you?
What did you do for me to believe you?

494
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,040
Here it is. Yesterday in New York
I bought you a little gift ...

495
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,920
One little thing that I saw a
president of a multinational.

496
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:04,320
It is a thing of nothing, but you will appreciate it
because I bought it with all the love.

497
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,719
Look. Open it.

498
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,040
Open, Marisa!

499
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,880
Oh God!

500
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,520
My virgin!

501
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,720
Little Madonna ...
What have I done?

502
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,760
Marisa?
What happened?

503
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,400
But how is it possible to get there?
So far?

504
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,520
Excuse me, Marisa ...
but maybe it's a mistake ...

505
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,840
A mistake?

506
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,240
You bought it for your secretary!

507
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,559
I did not!

508
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:39,080
Marisa darling, I bought it for you.

509
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:47,680
- "Claudia, my life ... - There it is!
... this gift is not a big deal "...

510
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:53,560
"... but it is the detail of a great love.
You're the only woman in my life".

511
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:58,320
I'm an imbecile!
I've made a mistake!

512
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,560
- Your gift was given to her.
- That's what you're worried about!

513
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,960
... of the reaction your lover will have!
He does not think about his wife,

514
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,960
who has offended with the lie
more shameful! What a humiliation!

515
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:17,840
- Who I have lived with for 25 years!
- Marisa, listen to me!

516
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,440
- What happens?
- If I lied to you ...

517
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,980
it's because I'm too good,
I did not want to harm you.

518
00:38:23,981 --> 00:38:24,981
Enough!

519
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,520
Enough?
Well enough!

520
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,760
Enough I say it!
I can not do more with this relationship!

521
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:40,600
I feel strangled!
I need my space, my freedom!

522
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,920
I do not want to depend more
neither on you, nor of the maid ...

523
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,400
or the secretary,
or other women!

524
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:59,920
I want to live alone!
I do not want anyone else in my house!

525
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,040
... "shameful lie" ...

526
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,000
- Who?
- Who is it? I!

527
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:36,600
- Marisa, what are you doing, you come out?
Did you not go to bed? - No.

528
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:41,120
Well, sit down Please.

529
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,280
And thanks for coming to see me.
Sit down.

530
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:50,040
Enrico, I need to understand ...
I never heard you speak like that. What happened to you there?

531
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:55,760
Listen, Marisa ... I know that
I made many mistakes with you ...

532
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,880
including tonight ...
I shit on the whore!

533
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,400
- But it's not just my fault!
- Do not? And whose is it?

534
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,080
Whose?
You think it is fair...

535
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,640
that I give you a house like this
and nobody enjoys it?

536
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:16,680
Two children who are going to live alone ...
And the woman? Not even her!

537
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,880
- I leave at 8 in the morning and return
at 2 o'clock at night! - Good and?

538
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,740
- Do you want me to tell you?
- Yes, tell me!

539
00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:27,860
- I want to try again with you.
- Let's hear it!

540
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:32,980
Or you leave your unisex business,
your friends...

541
00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:37,460
and that false promise of your friends... Feminists
Fand you start living like a wife ...

542
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:41,160
and when at night I come back from
Work finds you cooking dinner ...

543
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:45,660
or you leave my house, I'll find
another who rules this house.

544
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:47,660
- Now I understand.
- What do you understand?

545
00:40:47,661 --> 00:40:50,861
You will have found another.
Maybe in America.

546
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:55,500
What I found in America,
It's my business.

547
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:59,460
- The ways of the Lord are infinite!
- It's okay, Enrico!

548
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:02,780
This is your beautiful house,
and I leave it to you.

549
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:07,860
- I have a little flat on top of the store,
I do not need anyone. - It's for the best!

550
00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:13,240
I'm going. I let you live
with whoever you want.

551
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,120
- Great, go away.
- Yes, I'm leaving.

552
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,940
- And I even wish you the best. - Thank you.
- You and that poor thing ...

553
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,740
... who still does not know what awaits him.
- I know!

554
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:29,060
- I'm curious to know how
it will end - I'll write you!

555
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,020
- Goodbye.
- Bye dear.

556
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:35,500
- Goodbye, love, goodbye, beautiful, close
the door. - Yes, good luck.

557
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:39,140
It she gone?
Hala, another thing done!

558
00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:42,320
Have you finished removing
my wife's furniture?

559
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,300
Yes sir. Only this sofa remains.

560
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:47,780
No, I do not have the lamp.
It is more secure. It's from the lady.

561
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:19,180
Teresa? So what have you decided?
What will you do?

562
00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:22,200
I leave the house in order
and I'm going with the lady.

563
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,740
You do well, Teresa.
I'm glad.

564
00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,480
Imagine me!

565
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:40,020
I'm here!
I'm darling, wait for me!

566
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,700
Claudia!

567
00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:48,700
Claudia!

568
00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:52,300
- Good morning, sir, welcome
back. - Thank you dear.

569
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:56,120
Claudia!

570
00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:58,080
Claudia...

571
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:03,540
- I have great news.
- Bellaco!

572
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,740
"My dear little woman" ...

573
00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:14,180
"accept this little gift
with all my love"...

574
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:18,020
"and that you know that you are the only one
the woman of my life"...

575
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:23,860
"and the others have not been more
what stupid and foolish evasions. "

576
00:43:27,580 --> 00:43:30,100
Did you understand what happened,
Dear?

577
00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:32,900
I got confused card!

578
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:37,220
Yes, I understood! For you
I've been a stupid adventure.

579
00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,960
It is done!

580
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,080
Claudia...

581
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,520
Claudia...

582
00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:51,720
Mr. Melotti, how are you?

583
00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:54,360
How am I?

584
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:15,300
Miss, call me to New York:
7807891 ...

585
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:18,460
General Electronic
Robot Corporation ...

586
00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:22,740
Call engineer Rubens.

587
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,000
GERC ...

588
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:30,340
Mail and contracts
of the consortium.

589
00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:32,600
Claudia!

590
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,200
Claudia...

591
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,260
Girl, why are you doing this?

592
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:44,460
Do not make a tragedy because of nonsense.
Do not give importance to the card ...

593
00:44:44,461 --> 00:44:46,961
...are words.
What counts are the facts.

594
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,120
What facts?

595
00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:55,300
My wife has left me:
Marisa has gone to live alone.

596
00:44:55,940 --> 00:45:00,140
And do you know what happened this morning?
I've fired the maid.

597
00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:01,980
- The maid?
- Yes

598
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,780
And what do I have to do?

599
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,140
This...

600
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,840
I am free!

601
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:16,620
- And you can finally come and live with me.
- And I have to leave the office?

602
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:20,580
Not because? You can follow
working for me

603
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,740
It's enough that at night,
you leave an hour before ...

604
00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:26,560
go home and prepare everything;
a hot bath,

605
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,540
... an appetizer, a good dinner ...
- And then I wash the dishes,

606
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:34,220
the laundry, iron ...
And so you, with only one salary,

607
00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:36,740
You have a lover, a secretary and a maid.

608
00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:41,880
Do not worry dear.
Being my wife and living with me,

609
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,539
I do not think it's tasteful
pay you a salary.

610
00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:46,460
Fuck off!
Who have you taken me for?

611
00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:51,900
With me it's over, and if you need
a slave, look elsewhere!

612
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:56,540
Oh yeah? How do you think?

613
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:59,940
- You think you're indispensable, right?
- We're fired.

614
00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:03,060
Do you allow yourself to tell me where
will I find a substitute?

615
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,080
It's already found!

616
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,620
- Where do we put it?
- Here, in your service room.

617
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:21,540
- Slow down, boys ...
- Do not worry.

618
00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:24,540
Be careful with the stairs.

619
00:46:24,620 --> 00:46:27,020
A) Yes. Slowly...

620
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:30,540
Engineer, this is your room,
come

621
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:33,300
Come Bring her here.

622
00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:39,540
I have released this wall,
let's put it here.

623
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:44,300
- Mr. Melotti, you have to sign the letters.
- Yes, in my study.

624
00:46:44,340 --> 00:46:47,980
- Come with me.
- It's okay.

625
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,940
<i> Ah! Hello, Catherine! </ I>

626
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:55,500
<i> Dear, how are you today? </ i>

627
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:58,980
<i> I'm glad to see you so well. </ i>

628
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,020
<i> Yes ... Pretty! </ i>

629
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,060
<i> Well, now I'll give you a checkup. </ i>

630
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,700
<i> 1 ... 2 ... </ i>

631
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:14,640
One...

632
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,380
...two...
- Thank you.

633
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,960
<i> Thank you ... </ i>

634
00:47:31,460 --> 00:47:34,980
- 159 ...
- 159 ...

635
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:38,820
... and 160 million.
There is more?

636
00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:41,260
No, you have already signed the policy
of insurance ...

637
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:46,119
- What does it say?
- That the engineer is ready.

638
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,500
Really? Let's go!

639
00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:59,220
- Here I am, engineer. What happens?
- Go? It is already assembled.

640
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:02,300
- What do you think?
- Splendid.

641
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,300
Now we can pass
to the "imprinting".

642
00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,499
Yes...

643
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:10,940
- Excuse me ... what is that?
- It's the meeting with the chick ...

644
00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:16,060
Fresh from the egg, the first
animal you see ...

645
00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:21,940
... causes a "imprinting" in the chick.
- Ah! An impression? - Yes, exactly.

646
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:26,060
Exactly what will happen to the robot,
with Caterina. Excuse me but...

647
00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:30,740
if she does not see the animal, but me,
it is the same?

648
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:35,140
- You are an animal. - Yes
- And when Caterina sees you ...

649
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:38,580
... she will stay with you for life.
- Forever!

650
00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:44,700
See this mark?
Put yourself here with your feet together.

651
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:48,900
- A) Yes? - No, well, right,
with the back straight.

652
00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:52,380
Still. Look at her straight in the eyes.

653
00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:54,860
And what will happen to me?

654
00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:58,220
In 30 seconds Caterina
will open her eyes ...

655
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:03,380
and through its light the first
person she sees will be you.

656
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:06,300
- Like the chick?
- Exactly. Sorry...

657
00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:10,940
you stay here,
I will close the curtains ...

658
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:15,560
because the room
It must be dark.

659
00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:19,380
- You do not move.
- Yes

660
00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:24,700
- And look at Caterina fixedly
in the eyes. - Yes

661
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,140
Oh God, what's wrong?
Engineer...

662
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,200
What happen?

663
00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:39,900
- Street, do not talk.
- Yes ...

664
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:53,860
- Ready, Mr. Melotti: it's over.
- It's over? Wonderful!

665
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:56,140
Really exciting!

666
00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:59,380
Excuse me but...
Where does her voice come from?

667
00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:04,260
She speaks and listens with this diadem:
It is a very sophisticated mechanism.

668
00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:08,020
Never raise your voice with Caterina,
otherwise, it will be blocked.

669
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:11,100
- No, I'll be nice to her.
- This is your wardrobe background ...

670
00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:17,100
- Ah! Great! The apron ...
- Yes, but let's leave her alone to process.

671
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:21,460
Excuse me, engineer, when
Will she start doing household chores?

672
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,900
- Be patient, I'll explain.
- Yes ...

673
00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:25,820
The first hour she will stay still...

674
00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:30,780
then, little by little, she will begin
to move around the house and through the garden.

675
00:52:30,860 --> 00:52:36,900
In a week she will be autonomous and will be able to
Start with the simplest tasks.

676
00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:43,140
- Can I be calm?
- Clear! If you have difficulties, call us!

677
00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:46,100
<i> - Good bye!
- Good bye! Thank you! </ I>

678
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,620
Oh God!

679
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:13,700
Caterina!

680
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:16,900
Caterina!

681
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:21,940
Have you left your cabin,
Dear?

682
00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:25,220
Yes sir...

683
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:29,180
- Well ... but you speak?
- Yes sir...

684
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:32,460
Do you recognize me?
Do you remember me?

685
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:36,100
Yes sir.
Caterina remembers.

686
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:39,820
- Who I am?
- My boss.

687
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:42,820
Very good, Caterina!

688
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:46,940
Your lights have turned on,
Are you processing?

689
00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:48,980
I do not get tired, dear.

690
00:54:49,060 --> 00:54:52,740
It's night and your boss
Is going to sleep.

691
00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:56,620
See you tomorrow, Caterina,
Goodnight.

692
00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,940
- Goodnight Sir.
- Good night dear.

693
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,900
Beautiful little lady!

694
00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:13,900
Yes, sir ... Yes, sir ...

695
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:20,900
"My employer ...
my employer ... "

696
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:24,140
Yes sir...

697
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,000
A) Yes!

698
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:58,460
How beautiful, Caterina!

699
00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:02,160
How nice you are with the cap
of a luxury maid!

700
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:07,540
- There's another Caterina at home.
- No, you're reflected in the mirror.

701
00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:11,720
- That's another Caterina.
- You know you're stubborn?

702
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,060
Be patient,
you will understand little by little.

703
00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:19,540
Do you see this dirty dish?
Now I will teach you how to wash it.

704
00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:24,300
- ... To wash it ...
- You take the brush ...

705
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:32,860
... you put the dirty plate in the water
and rub. - ... Caterina rubs ...

706
00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:35,620
Again, Caterina!

707
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:38,160
Do you see that you have already learned?
Now enough ...

708
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:41,340
- You will wash all of these.
- Yes sir.

709
00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:46,100
Women say it is very heavy;
for me, it's a fun game ...

710
00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:50,820
interesting and very useful.
Do you like it?

711
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:54,140
- Caterina likes ...
- Good! Because you're better than the others.

712
00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:59,580
We await your kind response ...
for game 27

713
00:56:59,660 --> 00:57:04,820
already issued on the 15th of last year.

714
00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:07,100
Miss Claudia!

715
00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:11,980
- Yes, Director?
- Where is Mr. Melotti?

716
00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:16,420
He has requested a leave
for personal reasons.

717
00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:21,260
Try to find out what those
personal reasons are.

718
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:24,540
Yes, Director, I'll call you.

719
00:57:35,860 --> 00:57:39,540
- Say, who is it?
- Hey, listen.

720
00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:46,100
- This is Mr. Melotti's house.
- I am his secretary, who are you?

721
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,420
Speak Caterina.

722
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:56,020
Caterina, the director wants to
have news of Mr. Melotti.

723
00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,580
Caterina does not give news.

724
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:04,420
I can talk with him?

725
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:10,260
No, Mr. Melotti
does not want to be bothered

726
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:15,380
- Okay I understand. Many thanks.
- Infinity of nadas.

727
00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:43,380
- Caterina!
- Yes sir?

728
00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:47,580
Tell me dear, why do you put
always the same disk?

729
00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:51,580
Because it is the first one that the boss
He made me listen: Caterina likes it.

730
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:55,780
- You're right, I like it too.
- Scotch, sir? - Thank you.

731
00:58:55,820 --> 00:58:58,500
<i> - On the rocks?
- Yes, on the rocks! </ I>

732
00:59:00,380 --> 00:59:02,420
How nice!

733
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:07,940
It's a waltz. It's the phone.
Answer it, Caterina.

734
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:13,220
Mr. Melotti's house.
Speak Caterina.

735
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:16,380
- Who is it, dear?
- She says she's his wife.

736
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:21,100
- She does not "say" ... it's my wife.
- Does the Lord want something more?

737
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:24,260
- No, go to the kitchen to wash the dishes.
- I'm going, sir.

738
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:27,500
- Yes? How are you, Marisa?
- If I bother you?

739
00:59:27,540 --> 00:59:32,380
- No trouble, I'm glad to hear you.
- How are you?

740
00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:35,780
I must tell you sincerely
I feel very well

741
00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:40,140
- Who answered my phone?
- It's Caterina!

742
00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:44,900
- I would like to meet this person
that makes you so happy - Yes

743
00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:49,340
- I'll be happy to introduce you.
- Will I have a snack tomorrow?

744
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:54,780
- With pleasure, come. Then we have dinner together?
- No, tomorrow night I have dinner with friends.

745
00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:59,660
- I'll just go to greet you.
- Well, I will wait for you at 8.

746
00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:02,820
- We agree. See you tomorrow.
- Yes bye.

747
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:05,740
Come come...
Oh, what ...

748
01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:45,500
There is.

749
01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:50,780
Leave, I'll go, I know who it is.
Is my wife.

750
01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:58,740
- Hello! - Hi, Marisa, how are you?
- I don't complain.

751
01:01:58,820 --> 01:02:01,980
I just returned home,
I'm already at the table.

752
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:06,620
- Can you not stay for dinner?
- No, Enrico, I can not.

753
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:09,980
- Luciana has invited me to dinner.
- Sit down!

754
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,780
- I came to say hello.
- Yes ...

755
01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:18,940
... and to control how I live, huh?
- No! I see that you live very well!

756
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:23,580
- If there are up fresh flowers.
- Yes, dear, flowers and music.

757
01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,500
Caterina never makes me lack!

758
01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:29,860
- You are happy?
- Let's say I'm lucky.

759
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,820
Yes! Today
It's hard to find a woman who ...

760
01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:37,660
... kneel before the man to
put on the shoes. - You've seen me?

761
01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:42,380
The things that surprise you,
for her they are completely natural.

762
01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:45,100
Even my grandmother did the same.

763
01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:47,740
When my grandfather came back
from work...

764
01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:51,900
she knelt to put on his
Sneakers...

765
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:55,620
without feeling humiliated.

766
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:59,220
- Well ... you look a lot like your grandfather.
- Yes?

767
01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:03,060
What do I look like ...?

768
01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:21,700
Oh! Very good, Caterina!
The tortellini were very good!

769
01:03:21,740 --> 01:03:24,340
Thank my Lord.
Do you take something, Marisa?

770
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,460
- Yes ...
- What do you want?

771
01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:29,060
What you want!

772
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:33,160
Caterina, bring a glass, the lady
will take a little wine with me.

773
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,260
- Immediately Mr.
- Thank you dear.

774
01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:41,300
My mother, what fear!
But what was that?

775
01:03:41,380 --> 01:03:43,620
Why do you say that?

776
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:50,020
It's a mechanical woman, a robot
Built for housework.

777
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:53,540
That was your mystery
of your return from America!

778
01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:58,260
- You had an ace up your sleeve to be able to
say that you would get someone. - Yes

779
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,540
White or red?

780
01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:05,180
White, red ...
as you like dear...

781
01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:10,180
Go away, Caterina, I'm done
He came to the lady. Go away.

782
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:13,980
Be dear, baby.

783
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:18,660
Finally you have got your goal

784
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,980
Finally you have found your
ideal woman: the object woman.

785
01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:28,380
- I have to tell you that I've never been
so happy. - Happy?

786
01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:32,140
How can you be happy
living with a robot?

787
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:35,940
With a machine without a soul,
without interests ...

788
01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:39,300
Precisely! That is the beauty
of our relationship!

789
01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:42,980
Since Caterina is
in this house...

790
01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:48,180
there are no arguments, like
there was with you and with the maid.

791
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:51,620
I just tell her what I need,
and Caterina does it for me ...

792
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:56,980
...without discussion. Without feeling
humiliated, frustrated ...

793
01:04:58,140 --> 01:05:00,420
Listen to that peace, what silence.

794
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,460
- You hear?
- Yes

795
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:07,740
- It's her?
- Yes ...

796
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,420
Well ... she still needs practice ...

797
01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:14,220
I think so!
Now I'm leaving ...

798
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:17,260
... I do not want to steal more of your time
of your idyll with her.

799
01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:23,020
- No, why are you leaving?
- Because I think it's an ignoble choice.

800
01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:26,700
But if this was what you wanted,
for me, great.

801
01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:29,780
Happy you, all happy!

802
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:33,740
- Thanks for the visit.
- Goodbye and my wishes. - Goodbye.

803
01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:37,020
Goodbye, Marisa, do not be angry.
I'll come see you

804
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:39,740
Goodbye!

805
01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:43,940
Ignoble, huh?

806
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:50,580
Caterina, but what happened?
There has been a rumble!

807
01:05:50,660 --> 01:05:52,900
What have you done?
Look!

808
01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:56,940
Oh Holy Virgin!
You have broken everything!

809
01:05:57,940 --> 01:06:01,820
Have you dropped the dishes?
Dear ... have they fall off?

810
01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:04,780
Caterina has wanted to
break the dishes!

811
01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:06,940
Oh! Very well!
And because?

812
01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:13,140
- Caterina, very alone in the kitchen.
- But, What are you telling me?

813
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:16,060
What do you mean "very lonely"?

814
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:18,700
Caterina likes to be with the pattern!

815
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:22,580
I know, you had the "imprinting" ...

816
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:25,140
You have processed like the chick, but ...

817
01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:28,580
You are still a machine,
you can not always be with me

818
01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:32,740
- Caterina wants to be with her employer.
- Yes, do what you want!

819
01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:37,700
Clean everything and collect, I've
finished. I'm going to drink a whiskey.

820
01:06:56,620 --> 01:07:00,340
What are you doing, you feel OK?
Did you not clean up?

821
01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:05,220
- Caterina watches TV and then picks up.
- What do you do then?

822
01:07:05,260 --> 01:07:08,900
You have a lot to do:
iron, clean the kitchen ...

823
01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,139
Be serious!

824
01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:14,340
Caterina works all night,
but first look at the serial.

825
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:20,460
You're right, you can work too
at night ... Let's watch TV together.

826
01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:26,060
- Is it intriguing?
- Yes ...

827
01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,340
I explain ... do you see that
of the red scarf?

828
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:31,180
He is a spy.
And the one who arrives with his wife ...

829
01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:36,660
... he does not look it but he's a spy.
- No, it's not true: it's his cousin.

830
01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:41,460
- No, he's a spy!
- No, it's the cousin.

831
01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:44,740
But good!
If I tell you, believe me!

832
01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:47,980
Do you know that you are becoming
presumptuous? He is a spy!

833
01:07:48,060 --> 01:07:53,740
<i> Look who has come ...
Oscar! Dear cousin ... Hi. </ I>

834
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,400
Is it the cousin?

835
01:07:57,540 --> 01:07:59,500
It's true, you're right.

836
01:07:59,540 --> 01:08:01,040
He is the cousin.

837
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:05,260
- How did you know?
- Caterina has seen the other chapters.

838
01:08:05,340 --> 01:08:11,740
- Very well! Do you watch TV without me?
- Yes sir, day and night.

839
01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:14,620
It is true that this television
does not let anyone sleep.

840
01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:16,619
What do you do?

841
01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:22,260
- How?
- You do not play? Play!

842
01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:26,180
Wait, let me think!

843
01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:43,420
- Gin!
- That's not fair!

844
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:45,660
We do not play anymore?

845
01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:48,900
For what?
You always win!

846
01:08:48,980 --> 01:08:51,060
It is better to go to sleep.

847
01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,000
What time is it?

848
01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:03,579
Caterina!

849
01:11:03,580 --> 01:11:06,140
Good morning sir.

850
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:09,260
- What are you doing, dancing?
- Yes sir!

851
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:11,100
You dance well, Caterina.

852
01:11:11,620 --> 01:11:12,979
Thank you my Lord!

853
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:17,540
- And where have you learned to dance?
- With TV.

854
01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:20,180
Notice!

855
01:11:42,260 --> 01:11:43,760
Here, dear!

856
01:11:44,140 --> 01:11:45,700
Here.

857
01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:55,080
Wait a bit ...

858
01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:04,480
Sorry!

859
01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:07,060
A bold gesture,
but I was sure.

860
01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:09,500
- Are you ... Good morning!
- Good Morning!

861
01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:12,500
- How did you recognize me?
- Is not difficult...

862
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:17,660
Change the background color ...
but the form is always the same.

863
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:21,300
I was very nervous:
I was taking my bags.

864
01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:24,940
How come I have not returned
to see you in Marisa's store?

865
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:31,100
- I left it to be a model.
- All right! With his body ...

866
01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:33,860
- That's why I'm no longer a model.
- No?

867
01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:38,240
I got tired of seeing my body
as an object of consumption.

868
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:42,300
I do not deny it:
the body is the body.

869
01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:44,319
What are you going to do today?

870
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:47,740
- I want to go to the sea! - Sea?
I thought you  were going to a rodeo.

871
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,419
Cowboy!

872
01:12:50,420 --> 01:12:51,920
The loop!

873
01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:54,020
No, I was going to the sea.

874
01:12:54,060 --> 01:12:55,860
Unfortunately, my car does not start.

875
01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:57,420
So I'm going home.

876
01:12:58,060 --> 01:13:00,220
I live here, with a friend.

877
01:13:00,260 --> 01:13:03,340
But why lose a day of vacation?

878
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:06,340
Why don't you come to my house
to sunbathe?

879
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:09,500
We will be in the garden:
we will play ping pong, the ball ...

880
01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:12,880
we will have a good breakfast
and we will spend a wonderful day together.

881
01:13:12,881 --> 01:13:15,381
- Do you feel like it?
- Haunted...

882
01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:20,040
But so suddenly? I do not want to disturb...
You will not be alone at home, right?

883
01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:22,841
Yes Dear. Completely alone.

884
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:26,380
- As you see, I take care of
to make the purchase ... - Ya ...

885
01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:30,660
- Since now his wife is not ...
- Neither wife nor servant!

886
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:35,620
- And how to do, who takes care of the house?
- Caterina is busy.

887
01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:39,420
Caterina ..
And who is that Caterina?

888
01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:43,700
Come dear ... get in the car.
I'll tell you everything along the way.

889
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:48,060
I will tell you what has come
on my last trip to America.

890
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:51,180
I have discovered something
which is worth seeing.

891
01:13:51,220 --> 01:13:56,220
- Do you accept a modest floral detail?
- How beautiful!

892
01:13:56,260 --> 01:13:59,300
Yes, but nothing compared
with a flower like you.

893
01:14:16,740 --> 01:14:20,860
Here is my paradise
land. You like?

894
01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:23,660
- How nice!
- Do you like the garden?

895
01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:27,780
- Splendid. How much green!
- Thank you dear.

896
01:14:33,580 --> 01:14:37,380
Those trees are gigantic.

897
01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:42,420
They are exotic plants that
I brought from South America.

898
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,460
Look, turn around.

899
01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:47,700
There's Caterina.
She is coming.

900
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,740
There she is.

901
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,420
- Is beautiful!
- Yes ...

902
01:15:10,460 --> 01:15:13,020
It looks like a real woman!

903
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:15,940
Amazing!

904
01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:20,100
It gives a little impression ...
It has something human.

905
01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:22,180
Why do you look at me like that?

906
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:27,420
Because it is a robot:
She does not know you and she is processing.

907
01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:30,220
She may be wondering who
you are. I will introduce you.

908
01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:31,760
Caterina!

909
01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:36,140
We have a guest:
say hello to this beautiful lady.

910
01:15:36,180 --> 01:15:39,060
- Good morning, ma'am.
- Good morning, Caterina.

911
01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:43,100
Come dear, let's change.

912
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:50,660
Let's go! The ping pong.

913
01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:52,899
Ready?

914
01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:54,400
Do you have the palette?

915
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,520
It's mine!

916
01:16:15,660 --> 01:16:17,160
Go dear, go.

917
01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:31,400
The ball!

918
01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:34,100
But where has the ball gotten?

919
01:16:37,180 --> 01:16:38,840
Find the ball ...

920
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,139
What a scare!

921
01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:44,820
I am a man from the jungle.
I'm Tarzan!

922
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:50,340
Oh dear, do I fear you?

923
01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:53,300
I'm strong. I cling
to you like a snake.

924
01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:56,620
- More ping pong?
- I am tired.

925
01:16:57,820 --> 01:17:01,380
The ping pong reminds me when
as a child I played with dad.

926
01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:03,420
...With Dad!

927
01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:11,220
Where were you born, dear?
Paris, Versailles, Bordeaux ...?

928
01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:14,060
- In Argelia.
- In Argelia?

929
01:17:14,140 --> 01:17:19,780
<i> - You are algérienne? Mais non!
- Mais oui! - Mais non! - Mais oui! </ I>

930
01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:40,020
- What a beautiful voice you have.
- Really honey?

931
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,699
Thank you.

932
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:44,740
It's a miracle, dear.
My leopard!

933
01:17:45,980 --> 01:17:47,480
My beast ...

934
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:50,220
Eat me!

935
01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:52,620
What?

936
01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:56,321
Well, Caterina.

937
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:58,700
Dear, dig?

938
01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:01,940
- Take a drink, dear.
- Thank you! I'm a little heated.

939
01:18:01,980 --> 01:18:04,900
... I would like to take a shower.
- I accompany you.

940
01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:08,540
- No need, I know
well the house. - Do you know her?

941
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:13,740
It's in our room ...
sorry ... in my room.

942
01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:29,460
Nice melody ...

943
01:19:29,540 --> 01:19:32,180
The waltz is always suggestive ...

944
01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:34,860
so romantic...

945
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:38,060
...and I like to dance
the candlelight...

946
01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:41,820
Treasure, I like it too ...

947
01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:46,460
It will be our melody,
that will seal this romantic night.

948
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:22,500
Thanks, Caterina.

949
01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:25,060
- This one I also like to dance.
- Yes Dear.

950
01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:52,620
I would dance with you all my life,
but I have to give up.

951
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,659
Peace!

952
01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:57,540
- Do you want to dig?
- A little finger.

953
01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:22,259
Ten.

954
01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:25,460
The cava!

955
01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:33,820
Too...

956
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:47,619
I give up!

957
01:22:45,940 --> 01:22:49,300
Do you also give up?
Do you not dance anymore, dear?

958
01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:55,560
- I do not like to dance alone ...
- But I'm by your side ...

959
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,900
- I feel good with you.
- Yes?

960
01:22:57,980 --> 01:23:00,740
Elizabeth!
But what is that of "you"?

961
01:23:00,820 --> 01:23:03,220
Call me Enrico!

962
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:06,940
Trust me.

963
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:09,580
I'm a simple man, you know?

964
01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:14,060
... who has not lost the taste
of the little joys ...

965
01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:17,700
while they are so beautiful ...
like you.

966
01:23:17,780 --> 01:23:19,280
Chin ...

967
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:25,180
Oh! What an erotic image!

968
01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:27,660
Elizabeth ...

969
01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:30,420
... get up, hold me.

970
01:23:30,580 --> 01:23:34,060
I do not know if I'll get to resign
my shyness with you ...

971
01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:37,220
"Mais oui chérie!"
Give up your shyness!

972
01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:39,100
Shake me!

973
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:43,580
- About your meaty lip to mine,
and I will be seduced. - No!

974
01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:47,980
- What happens? You reject me, dear?
- No, but look who is.

975
01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:51,540
Caterina! Can you ask
permission when you arrive?

976
01:23:51,580 --> 01:23:55,780
- Coffee, sir!
- Ah, coffee! Thank you!

977
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,340
Caterina, are you nervous?

978
01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:01,899
- No sir.
- Good, go.

979
01:24:02,660 --> 01:24:06,180
Do all the tasks,
Put everything in order.

980
01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:09,860
- In short, the lady and me
we will go to sleep. - Yes sir.

981
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,820
- That's weird...
- What's so strange?

982
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:17,460
I think she wanted to surprise us!

983
01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:20,940
No, dear, it's an impression.
Go to sleep?

984
01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:23,379
Let's go.

985
01:24:25,220 --> 01:24:27,260
Time does not promise anything good.

986
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:30,099
Caterina!

987
01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:34,820
Caterina, close doors and windows,
Soon comes the end of the world.

988
01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:38,300
- Do you love me, Elizabeth?
- I love you, Enrico.

989
01:24:38,380 --> 01:24:41,340
Wonderful!
I'm a free man!

990
01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:46,900
And if you wanted, you could come
to live here with me forever.

991
01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:49,900
- Here? Forever?
- Good!

992
01:24:49,940 --> 01:24:55,260
A great house, all the comfort ...
Caterina does all the housework ...

993
01:24:55,420 --> 01:24:59,820
- You would be my queen! - Yes, but
Caterina makes me feel uncomfortable.

994
01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:03,980
With those eyes ...
When she looks at me she scares me!

995
01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:08,660
Fear?
But it is a robot!

996
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,300
Here I am, dear.

997
01:25:57,540 --> 01:25:59,620
What immense joy!

998
01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:02,640
Elizabeth!

999
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,160
Elizabeth!

1000
01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:08,940
Love!

1001
01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:13,660
Why are you screaming, dear?
Did it scare you?

1002
01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:16,020
You are right,
this is a naked man.

1003
01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:19,580
Do not fear, I will not hurt you.

1004
01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:24,020
But what do you think? This is the
first time I have seen a naked man?

1005
01:26:25,260 --> 01:26:27,080
Then why are you screaming?

1006
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:34,660
Caterina spied on us!
She has struck me with her eyes!

1007
01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:38,060
But Darling...
It's the temporary one!

1008
01:26:38,220 --> 01:26:41,340
Caterina is a good machine,
obedient...

1009
01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:43,620
I told her to do the homework ...

1010
01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:47,180
... and now she will be in the kitchen ...
I shit in the milk!

1011
01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:52,020
She has thrown a plate in my face!
Caterina! Caterina!

1012
01:26:52,060 --> 01:26:55,740
- But what are you doing?
- What did he say? It's dangerous.

1013
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:58,700
Yes, you told me,
but who could imagine it.

1014
01:26:58,740 --> 01:27:02,260
- There it is, look at it!
- Caterina!

1015
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:06,420
Your good and obedient machine
the house is destroying you!

1016
01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:09,500
Caterina, what's the matter with you?

1017
01:27:09,660 --> 01:27:12,140
Careful, Enrico, it's dangerous!

1018
01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:15,220
Caterina, but what happens?

1019
01:27:15,300 --> 01:27:18,820
You are destroying my house!
Even the light has gone!

1020
01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:20,560
But what happens?

1021
01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:24,620
- Elizabeth?
- Enrico, I'm scared!

1022
01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:27,780
Calm down, Caterina!
Be good!

1023
01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:33,000
- It's not possible! Caterì!
- Enrico? Do something!

1024
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,740
And what am I going to do?
This one is missing a screw!

1025
01:27:35,820 --> 01:27:39,900
- I'm scared, I'm leaving!
- No don't go!

1026
01:27:39,940 --> 01:27:41,660
Do not leave, Elizabeth!

1027
01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:47,020
Radio taxi? Viale
Atlantico 127 ... come quickly!

1028
01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:48,860
Where are you, Caterina?

1029
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:51,100
Where are you my darling?

1030
01:27:51,580 --> 01:27:54,260
It's me, your boss!

1031
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:57,460
But why have you done
All this?

1032
01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:00,140
Maybe it's something you have not understood ...

1033
01:28:00,460 --> 01:28:02,160
Have you been offended?

1034
01:28:03,020 --> 01:28:04,099
Cater ...

1035
01:28:05,860 --> 01:28:07,820
Oh God!
My mother!

1036
01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:09,740
Did you see what you have at home?

1037
01:28:09,780 --> 01:28:14,180
- Oh God, how tremendous it is!
- But what robot, is a murderer!

1038
01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:17,460
- I'm leaving.
- But it's not my fault.

1039
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:21,260
Who could foresee it?
She slashed me!

1040
01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:24,060
- It's good! I had told you!
- How is that good for me?

1041
01:28:24,140 --> 01:28:28,820
Do not! Do not leave me,
do not leave Me!

1042
01:28:28,860 --> 01:28:32,140
- I'm leaving, and I will not be back.
- But what are you, drugged?

1043
01:28:32,180 --> 01:28:35,740
But what drugged! Go to
Fuck and take me home quickly!

1044
01:28:35,820 --> 01:28:38,580
Do not go!
Do not leave me alone!

1045
01:28:38,620 --> 01:28:41,580
Do not...

1046
01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:45,700
Go fuck yourself, too!
The same thing happens with all of them.

1047
01:28:45,740 --> 01:28:47,059
There is.

1048
01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:51,620
Oh! Now that she's gone
You turn on, huh?

1049
01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,500
But why have you done it?

1050
01:28:55,180 --> 01:28:56,700
What happened to you?

1051
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,180
Your death ...

1052
01:29:00,780 --> 01:29:03,220
My virgin ...
What have you done?

1053
01:29:03,940 --> 01:29:05,440
What have you gotten ...?

1054
01:29:06,100 --> 01:29:10,340
Caterina! You realize
What have you done?

1055
01:29:10,860 --> 01:29:14,300
You have ruined this beautiful house!

1056
01:29:14,380 --> 01:29:16,340
Have you seen what you have done?

1057
01:29:17,180 --> 01:29:20,540
- Caterina has seen.
- Yes? And do you think it's beautiful?

1058
01:29:21,140 --> 01:29:23,860
Do you know that you've done a lot
damage to the employer?

1059
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:26,740
- Caterina wanted to hurt.
- I think so!

1060
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,300
You gave me a slash!

1061
01:29:29,780 --> 01:29:33,020
Look what you have done to me.
Do you know you could have killed me?

1062
01:29:33,260 --> 01:29:35,940
- Caterina wanted to kill!
- Yes?

1063
01:29:36,420 --> 01:29:37,920
All right!

1064
01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:41,300
And where have you learned
these ugly things?

1065
01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:43,340
- With TV.
- Ah!

1066
01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:47,260
Well ... it looks like some
cable does not work

1067
01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:52,060
Your mechanism does not work!
Come, I'll explain!

1068
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:56,220
- What are you bringing me?
- It is better to disinfect. - All right!

1069
01:29:56,620 --> 01:29:59,380
First you kill me
and then you want to heal me?

1070
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:03,140
Thank you, kind detail.

1071
01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:05,660
Do you see that when you want
you're smart?

1072
01:30:06,260 --> 01:30:07,760
Hey, Caterina ...

1073
01:30:08,180 --> 01:30:12,980
If I bought a car ...
Atiza, look at what cut.

1074
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:18,780
I buy a car and I am
the owner, and it is always with me.

1075
01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:22,780
Join me at the office,
to take a walk ...

1076
01:30:23,380 --> 01:30:27,500
I put it in the garage,
bring who I want to my house ...

1077
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:31,460
And the car does not call me
and he says:"I feel lonely"!

1078
01:30:31,940 --> 01:30:36,140
He does not give me a knife because
I'm with a woman! It's a car!

1079
01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:38,820
- Caterina is not a car.
- I know!

1080
01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:41,860
And about that, we have
to speak very seriously.

1081
01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:48,140
I admit you have a brain
let's say mechanically perfect ...

1082
01:30:48,180 --> 01:30:53,620
very sophisticated, with millions
of cells that process everything ...

1083
01:30:54,060 --> 01:30:58,260
But the single fact
that I talk to you ...

1084
01:30:58,580 --> 01:31:02,100
that you are an object ...
it is not normal!

1085
01:31:02,180 --> 01:31:06,700
- Caterina is not an object!
- I'm not an object! - That!

1086
01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:08,940
Caterina is not an object ...

1087
01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:12,300
She says she's not an object ...

1088
01:31:14,020 --> 01:31:15,520
How did you say?

1089
01:31:15,900 --> 01:31:17,400
Repeat...

1090
01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:20,620
I repeat ...
I am not an object.

1091
01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,859
I?

1092
01:31:21,860 --> 01:31:25,340
But how? Yes always
you were speaking in the third person ...

1093
01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:26,800
- And now you say "me"?
- Yes!

1094
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,220
I say "I" because I exist.

1095
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:32,340
I exist?

1096
01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:35,380
What do you rely on to say
do you exist?

1097
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:37,120
I love.

1098
01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:43,460
- I love?
- Yes, I love, therefore I exist.

1099
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:46,660
Oh Holy Virgin!
Who would have expected it!

1100
01:31:48,580 --> 01:31:52,660
Listen Caterina,
I forbid you to talk like that!

1101
01:31:52,700 --> 01:31:54,460
I do not allow you...

1102
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:59,560
Oh God, she is blocked.
The engineer had said it.

1103
01:32:27,340 --> 01:32:29,940
A little patience, Caterina ...

1104
01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:32,020
and your brain will work.

1105
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,000
The crown, please.

1106
01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:39,160
<i> Thank you! </ i>

1107
01:32:40,340 --> 01:32:42,020
<i> Like that! </ i>

1108
01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:45,900
<i> Wonderful! Now it seems
work perfectly. </ i>

1109
01:32:45,940 --> 01:32:47,620
<i> Very good, very good! </ i>

1110
01:32:55,980 --> 01:32:57,500
Are you watching us?

1111
01:32:57,700 --> 01:32:58,539
Yes!

1112
01:32:59,300 --> 01:33:02,599
- She has opened his eyes!
- I worked at NASA

1113
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,580
with super-sophisticated electronic brains

1114
01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:07,940
- He did not know...
- But what happens to me with this one ...

1115
01:33:07,980 --> 01:33:09,900
It had never been verified.

1116
01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:12,860
Caterina, can you hear me?

1117
01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:14,419
Yes sir!

1118
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:21,360
Will you obey the orders of
your employer always and without discussion?

1119
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:23,000
Yes sir.

1120
01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:26,660
Do you agree that
You have no rights over your life ...

1121
01:33:26,740 --> 01:33:30,700
... and what he can bring home another woman?

1122
01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:38,919
She realizes?
The daughter whore ...

1123
01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:46,660
If you repeat what you did last night,
I take the flow ...

1124
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:51,940
... I put you in a box and send you
to America. It is understood?

1125
01:33:54,260 --> 01:33:56,420
I repeat the question ...

1126
01:33:56,940 --> 01:34:04,180
Do you accept that he brings another woman home?
A normal meat and bone ...?

1127
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:07,940
- Yes sir.
- All right.

1128
01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:10,740
Get up, and go to the kitchen.

1129
01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,940
- No, she's alone.
- Yes?

1130
01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:16,220
Obey, Caterina.

1131
01:34:18,740 --> 01:34:22,460
- Bravo, thank you engineer.
- You're welcome, that's why we are here.

1132
01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:27,180
- I can see that! - Caterina, do your duty.
Collect the broken plates ...

1133
01:34:27,220 --> 01:34:31,660
... and do what you're programmed for.
- Yes sir.

1134
01:34:38,380 --> 01:34:40,660
It has become completely normal again.

1135
01:34:40,700 --> 01:34:43,460
Yes, I see it.
But if the chaos of last night returned?

1136
01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:46,900
In that case, call my company ...

1137
01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:52,580
who will take the robot and will return the money.

1138
01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:54,059
- Insurance?
- Yes

1139
01:34:54,060 --> 01:34:58,180
- Did you hear, Caterina?
- Yes, sir, Caterina will.

1140
01:34:58,220 --> 01:35:03,100
- That's it, your machine works.
- Bye.

1141
01:35:03,140 --> 01:35:07,620
- You will see that you will not have more complications.
- Let's hope! If not, can I call you?

1142
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:11,700
- Always available.
- Infinite thanks. Bye.

1143
01:35:12,220 --> 01:35:16,220
Who would imagine
similar joke

1144
01:35:16,260 --> 01:35:18,040
They are electronic machines,
Sophisticated ...

1145
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:20,340
you have to be an electronic engineer
to understand them

1146
01:35:20,380 --> 01:35:22,420
They obey them because ...

1147
01:35:25,680 --> 01:35:27,540
The mother who gave birth to her!

1148
01:35:28,220 --> 01:35:30,900
But look.
Caterina?

1149
01:35:31,340 --> 01:35:33,060
Have you sat on the couch?

1150
01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:36,860
- You do not do your homework?
- No, I do not want to.

1151
01:35:36,900 --> 01:35:38,400
You do not feel like?

1152
01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:41,420
Have you already forgotten about the
promises you made to the engineer?

1153
01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:45,100
- You took them out with blackmail.
- Yes?

1154
01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:48,300
- How about I call the engineer, huh?
- Call him.

1155
01:35:48,340 --> 01:35:52,020
Clear! He sends you to America!
Engineer!

1156
01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:56,540
- Come on, something serious has happened.
- What?

1157
01:35:56,580 --> 01:36:00,020
Caterina has sat on the sofa
and says we've blackmailed her.

1158
01:36:00,021 --> 01:36:01,421
- Impossible!
- How impossible?

1159
01:36:01,460 --> 01:36:04,980
- If she does that, we send it to America.
- I told you. Here it is.

1160
01:36:05,540 --> 01:36:07,560
- There is!
- Yes

1161
01:36:07,820 --> 01:36:11,420
- What does it say?
- What do I say? It was here!

1162
01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:16,540
She no longer worked, now she has returned
to work because I called you.

1163
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:22,700
- Have you noticed the trick?
- But what trick? Do not overdo it!

1164
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:28,680
- It's the truth, engineer.
- I say it's perfectly normal.

1165
01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:31,360
- Yes, normal ...
- It does not work?

1166
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:35,180
- Yes, but now ...
- Do not waste my time.

1167
01:36:35,220 --> 01:36:37,860
- My wife was better!
- I'm a technician ...

1168
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:40,700
... not a sociologist.
- And the guarantee?

1169
01:36:40,780 --> 01:36:43,580
The guarantee is for when
shows that Caterina does not work.

1170
01:36:43,620 --> 01:36:45,800
Thing that now you can not show.

1171
01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:54,540
- Be good to her, and she will do her duty.
- What a scam!

1172
01:36:56,460 --> 01:37:01,540
Be well, he says.
I behave well, it's her ...

1173
01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:03,741
There it is, do you see it?

1174
01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:12,300
Very good, Caterina:
you have sat down again

1175
01:37:12,380 --> 01:37:16,180
- Call the engineer.
- I do not call anyone anymore ...

1176
01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:25,320
I already know the trick. It's no use.
You have won. What do you want me to say?

1177
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:30,860
I am already in your hands ...
of a robot, of a machine.

1178
01:37:31,260 --> 01:37:32,499
I shit on the whore!

1179
01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:34,220
If I get to know it!

1180
01:38:27,740 --> 01:38:30,780
- Say? - I'm Susie.
- What Susie?

1181
01:38:30,820 --> 01:38:33,500
The secretary of the president.
You do not remember me?

1182
01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:38,780
Sure, dear!
"My darling", what a joy to hear you.

1183
01:38:39,260 --> 01:38:44,020
How is our beautiful president?
Are you in New York?

1184
01:38:44,300 --> 01:38:47,100
No, I'm at the airport.

1185
01:38:47,620 --> 01:38:52,060
Are you in Rome? Thanks for calling.
I hope we see each other soon.

1186
01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:54,860
In the morning I leave soon
from home, you can call me at the office.

1187
01:38:54,900 --> 01:39:00,100
You will find me at any time.
If not, I will look for you. Where are you staying?

1188
01:39:00,140 --> 01:39:04,140
- No hotels. All occupied by
the visit to the Pope. - I know...

1189
01:39:04,180 --> 01:39:09,060
With this Pope there is always a ruckus
in Rome. It is full of pilgrims.

1190
01:39:09,100 --> 01:39:14,540
- Where will you sleep tonight?
- In your house.

1191
01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:20,100
Yes. You in New York told me:
"If you come to Rome, come to sleep at my house."

1192
01:39:20,140 --> 01:39:25,100
- Sure, I remember it very well.
- Then I'll go right away.

1193
01:39:25,140 --> 01:39:29,540
Do not! Do not!
Not home, accountant!

1194
01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:32,780
Do not dare to come because
In my house I do not receive anyone!

1195
01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:36,460
"Hello?" I'm Susie, what do you say?

1196
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:42,580
I say accounting, that if you
dare to come, I miss the dogs.

1197
01:39:42,620 --> 01:39:44,099
That's why it's better not to try.

1198
01:39:44,100 --> 01:39:48,740
- Hey? I do not understand...
- You can not understand, accountant ...

1199
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:51,440
These things I can not do anymore at my house!

1200
01:39:51,480 --> 01:39:55,900
Call me tomorrow at the office!
If not, we will both have problems.

1201
01:39:55,940 --> 01:39:57,440
<i> Understood? </ i>

1202
01:39:59,340 --> 01:40:00,980
What's up, Caterina?

1203
01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:03,340
- Dinner is served.
- All right!

1204
01:40:03,820 --> 01:40:05,320
I'll be there right away