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- Creepy Old Guy:
- Lydia:
- Way back when,
- I was just ten,
- Weakly naive.
- Men would leer,
- Whistle and jeer,
- Out on the street.
- And I felt used,
- Dirty, confused,
- And I would refuse to look in their eyes,
- But now I really love creepy old guys.
- All:
- We all do!
- Lydia:
- Gum disease,
- Skin like grilled cheese,
- Saggy old asses.
- Adam:
- Saggy old asses!
- Lydia:
- You’ve been [vile],
- [Yeah/young?] hey baby smile,
- Jealous [and vapid].
- They make me blush,
- Can’t get enough,
- Now one of them loves me and wants to be mine.
- All:
- That’s right!
- Lydia:
- Marrying my own creepy old guy.
- BJ:
- I’m a creepy old guy!
- Lydia:
- My creepy old guy,
- My creepy old guy,
- I’m so happy I could cry.
- Charles:
- Turns out love is deaf and dumb,
- As well as being blind.
- Lydia:
- Creepy old groom,
- Barbara?:
- Creepy old groom,
- [It’s] Lydia’s wedding [too/dude].
- Lydia:
- Hey folks step aside.
- BJ (spoken):
- Y’know, I am older,
- But I’m glad I waited.
- Lydia:
- Cause here comes the bride,
- I am marrying my creepy old guy.
- All:
- Creepy old guy,
- Creepy old guy,
- Creepy old guy.
- Lydia:
- My creepy old guy!
- All:
- Creepy old guy,
- Creepy old guy,
- Creepy old guy.
- Lydia:
- Don’t look shocked,
- Put on a frock,
- Something less formal.
- All:
- Something less formal.
- Adam:
- She’s merely a teen,
- Living her dream,
- This is so normal.
- All:
- There’s nothing weird about it!
- Lydia:
- Thanks for your support,
- You’re all great sports,
- I’m marrying a corpse,
- Alright, surprise!
- Get a load of my,
- Creepy old guy.
- BJ (spoken):
- I’ve never felt so beautiful!
- Lydia:
- You look scared,
- Like you’re prepared,
- For Armageddon.
- Sharp and groomed,
- Out of a tomb.
- Delia:
- Hey it’s a wedding!
- Lydia:
- [Dim] the lights,
- Pick up some rice,
- Say something nice,
- It’s my day to shine.
- Getting hitched to my creepy old.
- BJ:
- It’s showtime!
- Lydia:
- My creepy old guy,
- My creepy old guy.
- All:
- She’s marrying a creepy old guy.
- Charles:
- Have you guys seen Lolita?
- This is just like that but fine.
- All:
- Creepy old dude,
- Creepy old dude,
- Our [bank?] had been reviewed,
- And love is alive.
- Lydia:
- Wave your baby girl goodbye,
- I am walking down the aisle,
- I wanna see a tear in every eye,
- As I pass by.
- I know that on the outside he’s disgusting,
- And even on the inside he’s disgusting,
- But I know that this time I’m making it right,
- With my family by side.
- BJ:
- Oh my God,
- My heart’s beating hard,
- I’m so fricking nervous.
- Look at those flowers,
- I so should’ve showered,
- It’s such a nice service.
- After all that I’ve done,
- I leveraged her mom,
- Ruined her family,
- Cheated and lied.
- Still I’ve got my own,
- Underage bride!
- All:
- Here comes the bride,
- Here comes the bride,
- [idk].
- Can’t believe some cultures think,
- This kinda thing’s alright.
- Lydia:
- My creepy old guy,
- My creepy old guy,
- Doesn’t he deserve a chance at a life?
- BJ:
- Oh yeah,
- That’s right.
- Lydia:
- So let’s make him [alive?],
- I am marrying my,
- Creepy old guy.
- All:
- Creepy old guy, guy, guy,
- Creepy old guy, guy, guy,
- Creepy old guy, guy, guy,
- Yeah!
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