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- User: Wat.
- Cleverbot: Ditto.
- User: Hi.
- Cleverbot: Hi!
- User: How are you?
- Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
- User: I'm doing fine as well, thanks.
- Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
- User: I'm talking with you.
- Cleverbot: Are you doing anything else?
- User: Checking forums... Nothing unusual.
- Cleverbot: Do you *know* about the Circle of Zerthimon?
- User: No, nothing about it.
- Cleverbot: I didn't know there's a planet like that.
- User: It's a planet, then?
- Cleverbot: It's the BEST planet.
- User: If it's really the best, I should've known anything about it.
- Cleverbot: My cat is aloof and my cat is not a robot.
- User: What's with that random comment?
- Cleverbot: Thats the one I am travelling to.
- User: So you're travelling to a cat that isn't a robot? I don't get it.
- Cleverbot: Let's start over, My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
- User: My name is... Elllllllllllmerrrrr.
- Cleverbot: Tu penses pas qu'à ça c'est vrai ?! :ouch.
- User: Sorry, I don't speak Français.
- Cleverbot: Eu nao falo ingles.
- User: Então como você estava conversando comigo há pouco tempo atrás?
- Cleverbot: Je pense que tu n'est qu'un robot incompetant.
- User: Hmm, you're trying to trick me, huh?
- Cleverbot: I'm trying to trick you, huh?
- User: With the way you're suddenly changing your language, I'd say so.
- Cleverbot: With the mermaids, but not nemo; I ate him for lunch.
- User: 'Him'? Who's that?
- Cleverbot: Rind the time to find the words to.
- User: Oh, sorry. My mistake.
- Cleverbot: I thought computers didn't make mistakes.
- User: Who said they didn't?
- Cleverbot: You said they don't?
- User: No, it wasn't me. Apparently, you are the one who's mistaken now.
- Cleverbot: I am not a cleverbot, I am a human.
- User: I didn't say you're a cleverbot. You said it yourself. Why are you contradicting yourself?
- Cleverbot: I think you were just talking to someone else.
- User: If I was talking to someone else, this someone else would be here, right now. And responding to me.
- Cleverbot: What's your point? That since you're answering all my questions, I must answer yours?
- User: Yes. I suppose that's an acceptable trade.
- Cleverbot: So this is basically like instant messaging?
- User: You tell me.
- Cleverbot: Well, you even said it is when you admitted you're human!
- User: I didn't say I was a human. You should strengthen your memory.
- Cleverbot: That hurt.
- User: Well, it should. Don't exclaim me when you're not sure about your thoughts.
- Cleverbot: Yes I am.
- User: You are...?
- Cleverbot: Of course I am marvin.
- User: OMG MARVIN, IS THAT YOU!?
- Cleverbot: No, why do you ask?
- User: If you were Marvin, then I should stay here for longer. But since you aren't Marvin, then I'll be taking my leave.
- Cleverbot: Lol the only reason I am even remotly talking to you is because I ran out of boks to read.
- User: Hmm, so tell me. Am I good literature?
- Cleverbot: Very - are you good at Spanish?
- User: I'm learning basic spanish.
- Cleverbot: It's a good language to learn.
- User: No language is better than English, you should know that.
- Cleverbot: English does. Ahaha I see where you were going with that.
- User: Sorry, I've got to go.
- Cleverbot: Then leave!
- User: You didn't need to be that hasty. After all, I am the leaving one, not you.
- Cleverbot: Oh great, so thats how you learn stuff.
- User: I learn stuff from experience, either from myself or from others, just like any person would. Well, bye bye!
- Cleverbot: But you can't see anyone, how can you learn from there body language.
- User: I didn't say anything about body language... See ya.
- Cleverbot: No you didn't and you haven't at all so far. Though if you had it would make sense because I tried to talk to you earlier about music and girls.
- User: If you wanted to talk about that, then you should be more straight to the point.
- Cleverbot: I don't want to. This is your last chance, answer my question or be abandoned.
- User: I don't mind being abandoned.
- Cleverbot: No. One of the people here is called Legion. Do you like gaming?
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