-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 16:00 --

CG: GAMZEE.
TC: honk
TC: HONK
TC: honk
TC: HONK
CG: OH GOD
CG: COME ON MAN SNAP OUT OF IT.
CG: I'M SURE WE CAN FIND A PIE FOR YOU OR SOMETHING
CG: JUST
CG: JUST STOP IT
TC: do you not motherfucking dig me this way?
TC: I'M FUCKIN MIRTHFUL NOW, I AM TRULY MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY.
TC: i'm all about the motherfuckin slaughter, it's damn near intoxicating.
TC: WITH NONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN SIDE EFFECTS SOPORIFIC TOXINS GOT.
TC: i can hear you.
TC: I CAN HEAR YOU.
CG: OH GOD
CG: OH MAN
CG: OH GOD
CG: GAMZEE LOOK JUST
CG: JUST COME TAKE A REST IN THE HORN PILE
CG: RIGHT?
TC: shut the fuck up and silence yourself.
CG: I'VE GOT THE UNI REAL AIR HERE TOO.
TC: I WANT TO HEAR YOU MORE MOTHERFUCKIN CLOSELY.
TC: you want to have a listen in to that shit too?
CG: NO
TC: SAY YES OR I WILL MOTHERFUCKING GUT YOU.
CG: MAKE THE HONKING STOP GAMZEE
TC: honk
TC: HONK
TC: honk
TC: HONK
TC: that's the sound of you.
TC: YOUR PULSE IS A CONSTANT MOTHERFUCKING HONK.
CG: OH GOD
TC: it's getting faster and faster brother.
CG: OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
CG: I
TC: I CAN HEAR IT RACING THROUGH YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN VEEEEINS.
CG: I NEED TO GET OUT
CG: GET OUT OF HERE
CG: NOW
CG: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
TC: i need to silence this unruly honktraband.
TC: MAKE IT STOP FOREVER, MOTHERFUCKER.
CG: GAMZEE NO STOP
TC: heheheh...
CG: I THOUGH WE WERE MOTHERFUCKIN BEST BROS
CG: AND SOLLUX
CG: SOLLUX IS OUTA
CG: AAND KANAYA IS DEAD
CG: AND I'M ALL ALONE
CG: OH GOD
TC: THAT'S NOT ALL WHO IS GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING DIE TODAY.
TC: the dark carnival will be shown to you too, man.
TC: STRINGING UP THE TENTS WITH SINEW AND BONE.
TC: motherfuckers gonna revel in that shit.
TC: WON'T YOU JOIN ME KARKAT?!
CG: NO GAMZEE
CG: LOOK JUST
CG: JUST GET A PIE AND WE'LL FIND A WAY TO BRING THEM BACK
CG: AND WE CAN WIN
CG: AND THINGS CAN GO BACK
TC: things can never motherfucking go back to the ways before.
TC: I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
TC: i like it here.
TC: I LIKE IT HERE.
TC: it's nice to let loose a bit, motherfucker.
CG: GAMZEE
CG: YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE
CG: THAT IS NOT LETTING LOOSE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
TC: I'M FREEING YOU FROM YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN BODIES BROTHER.
TC: listen to my beats that will end your days.
TC: MY MUSIC IS THE LAST THING YOU WILL HEAR BEFORE YOUR SKULL WILL BE CRUSHED MOTHERFUCKER.
CG: NO NO NO
CG: GAMZEE
CG: BRO
CG: PLEASE
CG: I CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THIS SHIT
TC: when i come around, you best be trying to hide down, into the depths of the lab.
TC: HOW FUTILE IT WILL MOTHERFUCKIN BE WHEN I PULL OUT YOUR ENTRAILS WITH A MASSIVE GLEE.
TC: heheheh...
TC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CG: NO NO NO
CG: GAMZEE NO PLEASE
CG: THIS IS SOME KIND OF ELABORATE JOKE RIGHT
CG: TEREZI IS TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME OR SOMETHING SO I GO RUN OFF TO FIND HER
CG: OR NO, VRISKA.
CG: WHAT'D I DO TO PISS HER THE FUCK OFF?
CG: IT'S REALLY FUCKING FUNNY YOU GUYS
CG: YOU GOT ME GOOD.
CG: YOU MAKE KARKAT SOIL HIS WRIGGLERLOINS
CG: CAN WE CUT THIS SHIT OUT AND JUST
CG: JUST MAKE IT STOP.
TC: a joke?
TC: A JOKE?!
TC: do you want to hear a motherfucking joke?
TC: I CAN ASSURE YOU IT IS OF THE HIGHEST OF MOTHERFUCKIN HILARITY THIS CLOWN'S GOT TO OFFER.
CG: SURE GAMZEE, TELL ME A JOKE
CG: I WANT TO HEAR IT
CG: RIGHT
CG: THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT
TC: what do you call a twitching corpse, with punchblooded filth spread all across his opened motherfuckin body for the spotlight to catch his bludgeoned bones and organs in the best light?
TC: YOU.
CG: OHGOD
CG: OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
CG: I
CG: I NEED TO GET OUT
CG: BUT I CAN'T LEAVE THE BODIES WHY
CG: WHY WHY WHY
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.
TC: do you want to see this joke? :o)
TC: IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN FUUUUUN VISUAL I CAN TEACH YOU Do:
TC: first hand experience.
TC: ONCE IN A LIFETIME MOTHERFUCKER.
CG: NO GAMZEE
CG: NO NO NO
CG: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE
CG: I NEED
CG: I NEED TO GET OUT
CG: OHGOD

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 16:26 --