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- >Be kikimora
- >Follow Fabian d'Arc, a knight skilled with sword and word
- >Despite the insults of the other knights, he searches for the Holy Grail
- >They say he cannot find it
- >You believe in your master and follow him
- >He has stopped for a drink of water
- >You hold your coconut halves at the ready, for when he moves
- >You would rather hold his 'coconuts'
- >It can never be, he is a noble and you are a mere commoner
- >He travels far and wide in search of the Holy Grail
- >You follow dutifully clacking the coconuts at the appropriate times
- >Eventually, he crosses the Channel to a new land
- >The people are uncouth and speak a language that is little more than a bastardized version of French
- >Your master learns the language of the Britons, because he is a handsome genius
- >You bravely follow him over the moors in search of the Grail
- >He battles a black-scaled Lizardman to a draw
- >Refuses to fully beat her
- >He doesn't want to marry her
- >Hope for you
- >One night, whilst carefully preparing his evening meal, you realize you are out of foie gras
- >Grovel at his feet for forgiveness
- >He forgives you and thanks you for your exemplary service
- >You wish he had given you a tongue lashing instead... a special kind of tongue lashing
- >The next day, he finds an abandoned tower
- >While exploring the tower, he finds the Grail
- >Your faith in your master is rewarded when you see him succeed
- >Immediately, you both go back to the civilized land of the French
- >With proof that the Grail has been find, your master convinces several soldiers to fortify the tower
- >Even the great Guy de Lombaird agrees to come and secure a nearby castle
- >The tower containing the Grail is a symbol of the divine right of France to rule the world
- >Serve master with pride
- >You make the tower the cleanest tower this side of the Channel
- >One day, he proposes marriage to you
- >Being that he found the Grail, he can break the bonds of class for you, his most devoted and loyal follower
- >You faint
- >A priest comes to the tower to perform the ceremony
- >Just before the wedding begins, some English k'niggets come riding up
- >Fabian goes to the wall to tell them to leave
- >You know his eloquent words will surely sway the knights to leave, so that the ceremony can continue
- >You hate the way the crude Briton language rolls off his perfect tongue
- >Finally after much yelling, they leave
- >You hold Fabian's hands in yours, as the priest pronounces you man and kikimora wife
- >FIN
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