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- >>Things Betwixt
- Explorer Class, Healing Wares Gift, Female Gender & Pink Hair
- Get naked
- >>Majula
- Light Bonfire
- Gank Maughlin
- Grab soul near Smithy
- Light Bonfire
- Talk to Herald one time
- Grab Homeward Bone x5
- >>Heide's
- Cheese Dragonrider
- Talk to Licia, send her home
- Boner home
- >>Majula
- Pop Boss Soul
- Level up to 16 END, rest in 12 STR
- >>FotFG
- Purchase Club & Firebomb x1
- Blow up wall shortcut
- Grab Fire Arrows
- Pop souls on Elevator down
- Kill Last Giant w/ Club & Ooze, pop soul on elevator up
- Go through shortcut to Melentia, purchase 3 Brightbugs & Blacksmith Key, get Covetous +1 ring, send her home
- Cheese Purse User
- >>Lost Bastille
- Grab Large Titty on dead body
- Kill Ruin Sentinels w/ Brightbug, Ooze+Club
- Grab Flame Butterfly x3 on roof
- >>Sinner's Rise
- Kill Sinner w/Brightbug Ooze+Club
- Boner Home
- >>Majula
- Light Bonfire
- Pop Purse User Soul
- Open Blacksmith
- Buy 3x Brightbug (20x lifegems?)
- Boner back to get Blacksmith off his ass
- Buy Silvercat Ring & 6-10 Skulls
- Grab Shortbow
- Buy Rapier, Mace, 10 Titty Shards, Reinforce Rapier to +4 & Mace to +2
- Level up to 20 END, rest in 33 DEX
- >>Gutter
- Try not to die on the way down
- Kill Lizard for Titty Shard x2 and Large Titty x1
- Grab lifegems x20 (optional)
- Grab Fragrant Branch of Yore
- >>Gulch
- Kill Rotten w/ Ooze+Rapier
- >>Shulva
- Pop Boss Soul at door after bridge
- Grab SoAGH in between Arrow Shots
- Grab Flynn's, Repair Powder
- Boner Home
- >>Majula
- Pop SoaGH
- Level up to 15 VGR, rest in 40 DEX
- Save 18,000 souls for Resin (can go down to 16500 using Vengarl soul)
- >>Shaded Woods
- Grab 3x Homeward Bones+Lifegems next to Brohart
- Run in circles
- Light Shaded Woods Bonfire
- Buy 10-12x Gold Pine Resin (grab soul and pop if slightly short)
- Grab Chloranthy +1
- Kill Naj'ka w/ Resin
- >>Doors of Pharros
- Kill Lizard for 3x Large Titty (2x Lizard in Tseldora if you miss)
- >>Tseldora
- Grab 1x Large Titty off corpse next to cliff
- Use 1x Alluring Skull to open door
- Kill Congregation w/ Resin
- Jump over to PateCreighton room, break pot and grab 3x Charcoal Resin
- Grab 1x Chunk off nearby corpse
- Drop down to grab Titty Chunk 1x in room
- Use 1-2x Alluring Skull to open door past Red Phantom
- Kill Freja w/ C.Resin, Brightbug, & Alluring Skulls
- Grab Boss Soul, Primal Bonfire Home
- >>Majula
- Pop Boss Souls
- Upgrade Rapier to +7
- Level up to 20 VGR, rest in 27 END, save 2000 souls
- Bribe Licia
- >>Huntsman's Copse
- Kill Skeleton Lords
- >>Harvest Valley
- Send Chloanne home
- Grab 1x Titty Chunk in first poison pit
- Grab Torch just after first poison pit
- >>Earthen Peak
- Kill Jabba
- Burn windmill w/ Torch+Flame Butterfly
- Kill Mytha w/ C.Resin
- >>Iron Keep
- ???
- (1x Repair Powder available from Jester Magerold?)
- Turtle Tunnel, yo
- Kill Old Iron King w/ GP.Resin
- Boner Home (Shaded Woods)
- >>Shrine of Winter
- Get hype
- >>Drangleic Castle
- Kill Lizard for 3x Titty Chunk + 1x Titty Slab
- Open gate via murder, panic run everywhere
- (Buy ?x Repair Powder from Ghost Man?)
- Kill Double Dragon w/ GP.Resin
- Activate Soulevator, run back to it picking up 5x Repair Powders on the way
- Pop Boss Souls, re-arrange equipment, relax on Soulevator
- Grab Key to King's Passage
- Enjoy another ride on Soulevator
- >>King's Passage
- Kill Looking Glass Knight w/ GP.Resin
- >>Shrine of Amana
- Run Forest, run
- Kill Semen of Dong w/ GP.Resin
- >>Undead Crypt
- Kill Velstadt w/ GP.Resin + Brightbug
- Grab King's Ring
- Boner Home
- >>Shaded Woods
- -> Aldia's Keep
- >>Aldia's Keep
- Kill Guardian Dragon w/ Ooze + Brightbug
- >>Dragon Aerie
- Run Forest, run
- >>Dragon Shrine
- Run some more
- Get Ashen Heart, Boner home
- >>Shaded Woods
- Run in circles back to Majula
- >>Majula
- Pop all the boss souls
- Upgrade Rapier to +10
- Level everything
- >>FotFG
- -> Memory of Jeigh
- >>Memory of Jeigh
- Kill Giant Lord w/ GP.Resin
- Boner home
- >>Shaded Woods
- -> Drangleic Castle
- >>Drangleic Castle
- -> Throne of Want
- >>Throne of Want
- Kill Throne Bitches w/ GP.Resin + Brightbug
- Kill Nashandra w/ GP. Resin
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