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- This is an anecdote explaining the manner in which my way of life was
- rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees
- from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time,
- simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate
- to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district
- of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333
- -118.44778.
- In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as
- Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is
- also where I spent my childhood, in my mother’s care. The majority of
- my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as
- a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height
- of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might
- be considered standard room temperature. Outside of my educational
- institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my
- peers, when two gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause
- a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and
- disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather
- small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my
- general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be
- moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously
- mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.
- I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she
- gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of
- luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my
- cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for
- public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music
- system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact
- this situation with my foot. Traveling in the highest available level
- of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make
- this statement with some irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the
- squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass
- stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine
- originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if
- this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class
- neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location commonly
- live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.
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