GopnikC

privet vadim
kupit mne awp porzholuyste
day mne vodka blyat
yest semechki
krichat vodka blyat
remove kebab
bolshe vodka blyat
ay blyat
krichat "yob tvoiu mat" blyat
idi nahui
xaxaxa
prodolzhat yest semechki
rush b no stop

every instruction must end with blyat, this is equivalent to ; in C
"" is a string
privet  <russian name> : declares function <russian name>, function vadim is executed automatically on start (because he was amerikanski szpion in gulag)
rush b no stop : end of function
alo? <russian name> : calls function <russian name>
kupit mne <library> porzholuyste : imports <library>
day mne <name> : declares variable <name>
yest semechki : beginning of loop
prodolzhat yest semechki : end of loop
idi nahui : exits loop
remove kebab : equivalent to try in C
ay blyat : equivalent to catch in C
xaxaxa : end of try catch block
krichat <variable> or krichat string : prints <variable> or string
bolshe <variable> : increases variable by 1