MY bosS haS thE reD bEreA. HeS thE snAkEskiN comManDo hiMselF............... SomEtimEs geT nakEd iN thE apC.

WoW.....

EvEr thinK thE maN whO haS snaKeskiN rouGg aSS coarsE skiN woulDnt minD a colD asS steEl coCkpiT, baRe aSS NaKeD aS fucK?

AS wE roLL inTo thE neW viLLaGeS?

IM saYinG heS fucKinG goinG coMMandO insiDe thE vehiclE.

CocK iS rockeD

YA, heS preTTy nicE abOuT hoE hiS haNd comFortS a roCk. OthEr haNd oN a M16 TacticaL, deSerT caMo DetailS. LAser GuidanCe exPlosivE heaT sYnc.

HEs jacKinG hiS rocK anD hiS othEr iS a kiLLinG machinE hE'll aiM aT saNd niGGerS

WhO puTs saVagE monStErtrucK TirEs oN thE apC btW. LikE iM talkInG icE bluR, FormUla 1 raCe CaR tiRes thaT weRe modifieD biG aS fucK foR crusHinG entiRe housEs.

THaTs whaT wE dO somEtimEs. WE donT givE a fucK thE PlatooN geTs iTs StipeNd checK evEry fouR to fivE busIneSS daYs

WE abusE thE fucK ouT oF goverNmenT coinS, Go tO locaL pimP shopS anD riG ouR ridEs sweEt.

ThEn wE drivE straighT thRu shanTy housEs iN thE worsT possiblE conditIons. KiLLinG olD ladieS, murderIng faMileS whO r retaRdeD anYwaYs.

I MeaN whO givEs a fucK?

WeLL somEtimEs theY dO. THe ChieftaN teLL uS tO laY loW, buT ouR impulSeS canT bE brusHeD oFF.

SO thE capTaiN aLLoWs evErybOdY tO braCe fOr inpaCt, holD oN tiGht aS We flY inTo houseS anD destrOy sO mucH hisTorY.

WE BreEzE Thru anD theRes likE sO maNy scatTerEd blaCk faGs iN thE saNd. ArmS misSinG, headS arE pancaKeS.

Likae iTs noT eveN perfeCtion thRu tiRe masSacRe. SomE headS aRe partiaLaly deFormEd aSweLL. KeEp iN minD wE alsO rigGeD thE wheEls wiTh spikEs , wraPpaed baRbwiRe, razorwirE aLL ovEr.

SO theRes likE tinY speaRs insiDe theIr bodieS, tiRe maRks. ThE fresH scenT oF burNinG. AnD a fuCkton oF deBris.

JoHnNy lovEs throWinG grenAdes iN thE weLLs foR somE reasOn. MY maN.

JoHnNy waS promOtEd tO leuTenienT anD heS preTTy smaRt wIth geTTinG riD oF thE evideNce asWeLL.

IN wiTh thE bodieS anD toSS greNadEs , dumP gaSolinE inSidE thE weLLs.

WE donT givE a fucK. TherS likE 4 plasTic boxEs wIth Walmart WaterboTtlEs iN thE apC.

YeaH iTs fuN.

THe chIeftaN iS alwaYs sO druNk iN hiS housE.

WE givE hiM lotS oF WhisKey anD VodkA evEry daY.

ItS likE a NeaT inTerrogatioN wIkthouT thE menaCe.

ThrEE SoldiErs gO inTo hiS huT, anD jusT thE presencE oF a RockeT launchEr, straps oF grenaDes, belTs wiTh dueL pistaol beretTas, saWeD oFF quesTionaBle ShOtguNS usinG incIneraRy, M249s likE pistOls, HugE naZi daGGerS, S.W.aT ShielD sitTinG ranDomlY bY thE doOr, laSer visOrS, NoghT visIon GogGleS aBovE eYes, anD fuckinG genEraLs ragInG voicE thRu ouR radioS.

ALl whilE beinG sO pleasaNt tO thE chieftaN.

Ya hEs a DarkiE tOO, sO wE givE hiM sO mucH tO drinK.

YA, wE walK iN givE hiM a daiSy floWer iN a LitTlE poT.

IDk hEs So fucKeD uP hE donT evEn caRe. EyEs arE sO poppEd anD widE, likE a craZy frenziEd loOk. BeaT reD faCe, veiNs aRe popPinG hugE iN hiS calves. HEs weaRinG caMp shoRts and thE zipper iS undonE. AmazinG.

UsUaLLy abOuT 21:00 wE retUrn tO thE liL fuckStEr wiTh a PacK oF tapEd coCainE iN tiN foiL . AnalEd thE heLL. ConCealEd foR the MosT paRt iN a DuFflE bAg wE caRRy thrU. ThiS liL fuckEr oh my fucking god. u wonT evEn belieVe iT

HEs sO fucKinG jumPy. HeS likE a LiL Chimpy whaos tOO wIreD uP anD yaPPy. oh my fucking godgg

SO wE craCk thaT caSe . CuT thE loaF tO granT thE liL fucKeR aN evEn hefTieR poPPy.

HeS likE sqUirminG, droolinG aT thE mouTh. DruGs presenT AlL ovEr thE placE. HoW thE fucK caN u dO anY moRe ?

IdK buT hEs lovInG iT wE assumEd.

ThiS chieFy waS a RoyaL oF coursE. ThE housE haD a BeautifUl animaLskiN ruG. FlowErs oN thE lefTsidE opeN windoaw... OasiS aiR typicaLLy goT thrU anD rufFleD theM beaUtifUl popPieS tOO...

HiS wiFe diEd oF canCer anD hiS soN iN laW waS a goOd guY. NO druGs. PlZ reaD scrIptuRe. PRAy tO goD oN sundaY. givE tO thE homElesS oN weEkenDs

BuT ya, thaTs mY stOry.

Got To Go....