Geenstijl Pixelneukert v1.0

<?php
echo "<strong>Start! Geenstijl Pixelneukert v 1.0</strong> - " . date ( "d-m-Y H:i:s" ) . "<br /><br />";
$start = date ( "U" );

$i = 0;
$max = 1000;

while ( $i < $max )
{

    $ch                                     = curl_init();
    $options                                = array(

                                                CURLOPT_USERAGENT => 'HOI LIEVERDS VAN GEENSTIJL :)',
                                                CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => FALSE,
                                                CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST => 2,
                                                CURLOPT_HEADER => TRUE,
                                                CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => TRUE,
                                                CURLOPT_COOKIEFILE => '/var/www/vhosts/vdxml.nl/subdomains/intranet/httpdocs/cookiejar/isra/cookie.txt',
                                                CURLOPT_COOKIEJAR => '/var/www/vhosts/vdxml.nl/subdomains/intranet/httpdocs/cookiejar/isra/cookies.txt'

                                            );

    $options[CURLOPT_URL]                   = "http://www.geenstijl.nl/js/tisgroenenjekaneropklikken.js.php?_=" . date ( "U" ) . "" . rand ( 100, 999 );
    $options[CURLOPT_POST]                  = false;
    $options[CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION]        = false;
    $options[CURLOPT_HEADER]                = false;
    $options[CURLOPT_REFERER]               = "http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2012/01/man_snapt_groene_pixel_niet_af.html";

    curl_setopt_array                       ( $ch, $options );
    $bier                                   = curl_exec ( $ch );

    echo $bier  . "<br />";

    $i++;

}
echo "<br /><br />Eindelijk klaar :) Dat duurde toch echt nog wel ffkes <strong>" . ( date("U") - $start ) . " seconden!</strong>";

?>