Uncle Scott’s Road Kill Burgoo

INGREDIENTS

1-5 Dead animals (depending on size), totaling up to 15 lbs, preferably aged up to 1 week (avoid predatory animals such as coyotes, and also avoid domesticated animals since they don’t have as tangy a taste). Strip the meat of as much fur as possible.

1 quart MD 20/20
1 quart whiskey
1 lb baby carrots
6 potatoes, diced
1 bag frozen peas
14 cloves of garlic, minced
1/4 cup sea salt
3 bell peppers (red or green)
7 onions (sweet onions work best)
3 gallons water

DIRECTIONS
1
In a large pot or vat, cook (may want to do this outside) the meat in the above ingredients until the meat falls off the bone (if it isn’t already). Maggots will float when boiled so you can strain them off if you wish, although they add nice color.
2
Serve on hoagie rolls with spicy mustard and some Pabst Blue Ribbon.
3
The recipe can be pureed and fed to infants (don’t worry – most of the alcohol boils off).

Source: Scott Cross