top fucking kek

[22:07] <%t0tti> jackie_boy did you know 9/11 was a conspriacy, the planes were actually holograms? if you freeze frame at the moment of impact you can actually see one of them turn into the bat signal because of a CGI layering glitch
[22:08] <+YORKLE> was rolling
[22:08] <+misa> ye
[22:08] <+YORKLE> ye
[22:08] <+misa> i met g. mawk
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[22:08] <@mawk> hi misa
[22:08] <+misa> i said ye
[22:08] <+jackie_boy> totti i know wtc7 downed 20 mins before planes hit
[22:08] <+misa> hi mawk
[22:08] <@mawk> ye i roced her world who next
[22:08] <+YORKLE> i said ye too
[22:08] <%t0tti> that toop
[22:08] <%t0tti> and the bat mobile hit the pentagon, not a plane
[22:08] <+misa> .def roce
[22:08] <@DEA> [def] "roce" (no definition found)
[22:08] <+misa> ye Irkle
[22:08] <+jackie_boy> no it was a missile
[22:08] <@mawk> misa me n elk been together 6 months i cant believe it
[22:09] <%t0tti> no it was the bat mobile
[22:09] <+jackie_boy> i saw the video
[22:09] <%t0tti> IT WAS THE FUCKING BAT MOBILE
[22:09] <+misa> sadly
[22:09] <@mawk> so much for only stayin a weekend rite
[22:09] <+jackie_boy> then bat man is dead.
[22:09] <+jackie_boy> joker and bane team together and rule world
[22:09] <%t0tti> he hit the emergency ejector button right before impact
[22:09] <+YORKLE> suicide squid
[22:09] <%t0tti> batman is fine
[22:10] <+jackie_boy> saying "why so serious" to every trade contract that goes through
[22:10] <+jackie_boy> batman is dead
[22:10] <+YORKLE> jackie 911 is nothing to joke about
[22:10] <+jackie_boy> DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
[22:10] <+YORKLE> jackie
[22:10] <+YORKLE> not funny bro
[22:10] <+YORKLE> not funny
[22:10] <+jackie_boy> im not joking
[22:10] <%t0tti> batman is not dead hes actually being held by the CIA and MOSSAD in a dark spot
[22:10] <%t0tti> thats a conspiracy too
[22:10] <+jackie_boy> whatsoever
[22:10] <+YORKLE> jackie
[22:10] <+YORKLE> bro
[22:10] <+YORKLE> too soon man
[22:10] <+YORKLE> too soon
[22:10] <+jackie_boy> wtc7 was gone 20 mins before 1 & 2
[22:11] <%t0tti> they're holding him so he hand confess he crashed the bat mobile into the pentagon
[22:11] <+jackie_boy> and a missile hit the pentagon
[22:11] <%t0tti> no i fucking told you it was batman
[22:11] <+YORKLE> jackie wtf man
[22:11] <+YORKLE> jackie dude
[22:11] <+YORKLE> this is 9/11 we're talking about
[22:11] <+jackie_boy> what?
[22:11] <+YORKLE> people died
[22:11] <%t0tti> HELLS BELLS
[22:11] <+jackie_boy> exactly
[22:11] <%t0tti> .YT HELLS BELLS 2009
[22:11] <@DEA> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tOKYFR4Rzg [AC/DC - Hells Bells] date[2013-06-06] views[9,419,669] author[acdcVEVO]
[22:11] <+YORKLE> its not like we're talking about aids
[22:11] <+jackie_boy> people died and it was rome 2.0
[22:11] <+YORKLE> THIS ISNT AIDS JACKIE
[22:12] <+jackie_boy> no, they started a war over this
[22:12] <+jackie_boy> no-one ever started a war over aids
[22:12] <+jackie_boy> this is much more serious
[22:12] <+jackie_boy> and they did it to start a war
[22:12] <+jackie_boy> how are you so foolish
[22:12] <+YORKLE> am i foolish
[22:12] <+jackie_boy> yes.
[22:13] <+jackie_boy> very.
[22:13] <+YORKLE> explain
[22:13] <+jackie_boy> wtc7
[22:13] <%t0tti> THE HELLS BELLS THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU
[22:13] <+YORKLE> aids
[22:13] <+jackie_boy> controlled demolision
[22:13] <+YORKLE> controlled aids
[22:13] <%t0tti> jackie_boy shut up, if you think 9/11 was a conspiracy or anything to do with it was you are an idiot
[22:13] <+jackie_boy> mein got
[22:13] <%t0tti> a whack job i believe we call thjem
[22:13] <+YORKLE> same with aids
[22:13] <+jackie_boy> they even released the files on it
[22:13] <+YORKLE> t0tti isnt aids real
[22:13] <%t0tti> dude
[22:13] <%t0tti> LOL
[22:13] <+YORKLE> i know its real
[22:14] <+YORKLE> you cant convince me aids isnt real
[22:14] <+jackie_boy> multiple positions of power have admitted to some kind of involvement
[22:14] <%t0tti> DO YOU HONESTLY THINK IF THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY ALL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD HAVE KEPT THEIR MOUTHS SHUT FOR 14 YEARS
[22:14] <+YORKLE> wait a second
[22:14] <+YORKLE> hes actually serious?
[22:14] <+jackie_boy> its like thinking oswalk killed jfk
[22:14] <%t0tti> DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO BE INVOLVED TO PULL THAT OFF
[22:14] <%t0tti> LOL
[22:14] <%t0tti> LOLOLOLOL
[22:14] <+jackie_boy> oswald*
[22:14] <%t0tti> god
[22:14] <%t0tti> this is not worth my time
[22:14] <+YORKLE> t0tti hes serious?
[22:14] <%t0tti> batman did it, end of story
[22:14] <+jackie_boy> um...a government
[22:14] <%t0tti> i know YORKLE
[22:14] <%t0tti> jesus
[22:15] <+YORKLE> oh wow
[22:15] <+jackie_boy> really?
[22:15] <%t0tti> what are you 13 years old
[22:15] <+jackie_boy> really?
[22:15] <+YORKLE> you're stupid jackie
[22:15] <%t0tti> hells bells
[22:15] <+jackie_boy> you all believe bin laden did it?!
[22:15] <%t0tti> they're coming for you
[22:15] <%t0tti> YES
[22:15] <+YORKLE> YES
[22:15] <%t0tti> HE DID
[22:15] <+jackie_boy> ok lets not talk about this anymore
[22:15] <+YORKLE> HE DID
[22:15] <+jackie_boy> because we'll only disagree
[22:15] <+YORKLE> because you're realizing more and more youre delusional?
[22:15] <+YORKLE> oh
[22:15] <+YORKLE> okay
[22:15] <+jackie_boy> but for the record i am absolutely stunnede
[22:16] <%t0tti> people with an iq of < 100 obviously think it was batman not bin laden
[22:16] <%t0tti> KEKS
[22:16] <%t0tti> then stun your ass on outa here bro
[22:16] <+YORKLE> shh t0tti
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[22:16] <+YORKLE> thats the actual conspiracy
[22:16] <+YORKLE> batman AND george bush did it truly
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[22:16] <+jackie_boy> i bet you think obama's a good president too
[22:17] <%t0tti> YORKLE i know, the whole thing never happened, it was all a CGI hologram created by fox news, like i said earlier, if you freeze the 2nd plane at point of impact you can see the bat signal appear due to a CGI layering glitch
[22:17] <+jackie_boy> i actually watched it happen
[22:17] <+jackie_boy> did you?
[22:17] <%t0tti> and if you review the footage of the first plane, tupac appears
[22:17] <@mawk> god dam i love toaster waffles n honey
[22:17] <@mawk> this shit is like my dope munchies
[22:17] <+jackie_boy> didnt think so
[22:17] <+snek> god damn i love pizza
[22:17] <+YORKLE> jackie yeah
[22:17] <%t0tti> jackie_boy yeah yeah yeah
[22:18] <%t0tti> whatever man
[22:18] <+jackie_boy> ofc
[22:18] <%t0tti> this is going no where
[22:18] <+jackie_boy> yorkle i believe you
[22:18] <%t0tti> jackie_boy i bet bin laden isnt dead either is he?
[22:18] <%t0tti> that was an illusion too
[22:18] <+jackie_boy> totti; i think you're a cling-on
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[22:18] <%t0tti> cling on to whatr
[22:18] <+YORKLE> !setinfo <jackie_boy> you all believe bin laden did it?!
[22:19] <%t0tti> yeah thats a good one
[22:19] <+YORKLE> goddamnit i lack access
[22:19] <+YORKLE> t0tti you do it
[22:19] <+jackie_boy> bin laden was in america's pocket up until 9/11
[22:19] <%t0tti> !setinfo <+jackie_boy> you all believe bin laden did it?!
[22:19] -FBI- Info         <+jackie_boy> you all believe bin laden did it?!
[22:19] <%t0tti> /topic #africa <+jackie_boy> you all believe bin laden did it?!
[22:19] <%t0tti> oops
[22:19] <+jackie_boy> and what?
[22:19] <@mawk> .yt terrorist threats
[22:19] <@DEA> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_71q5lVEjc [Ab-Soul "Terrorist Threats" ft. Danny Brown & Jhene Aiko (Official Video)] date[2012-05-18] views[13,773,867] author[Top Dawg Entertainment]
[22:19] <+jackie_boy> i'll forever stand by that
[22:20] <%t0tti> .yt alex jones conspiracy nut job
[22:20] <@DEA> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=371FxceOb-Y [Alex Jones' Hilarious Rants and Raves on CNN] date[2013-01-09] views[161,280] author[The Young Turks]
[22:20] <%t0tti> YORKLE thats jackie boy ^
[22:20] <+jackie_boy> ok sure
[22:20] <+jackie_boy> just like jfk was consipracy theory right
[22:20] <+jackie_boy> ?
[22:21] <+jackie_boy> right?
[22:21] <%t0tti> of course, malcolm x killed him cause he was a white boy
[22:21] <%t0tti> we all know that
[22:21] <+jackie_boy> bullshit all you want
[22:21] <+jackie_boy> idc
[22:21] <@mawk> lol
[22:21] <@mawk> u seen the fk movie
[22:21] <%t0tti> i was asking myself this afternoon why do i even still come to #drugs
[22:21] <@mawk> jfk
[22:21] <%t0tti> but now i remember
[22:22] <@mawk> lol
[22:22] <%t0tti> its for lols like this
[22:22] <+jackie_boy> nah i saw the files released a week or so ago
[22:22] <@mawk> for me
[22:22] <+Icarus> anyone here play mass effect?
[22:22] <%t0tti> me too jackie_boy and 9/11 was definatly batman
[22:22] <+jackie_boy> it was.
[22:22] <+jackie_boy> i must admit
[22:22] <@mawk> meff channel is funnir 2 watcch t0tti
[22:22] <+jackie_boy> batman on the grassy knoll
[22:22] <@mawk> its like public tv
[22:23] <+jackie_boy> robin setting oswald up
[22:23] <@mawk> nobody goes crazy nuts hrere anymore
[22:23] <+YORKLE> t0tti
[22:23] <+YORKLE> lul
[22:23] <%t0tti> jackie_boy what are your thoughts on area 51
[22:23] <%t0tti> discuss
[22:23] <+jackie_boy> but it was bangladesh who first landed on mars!!!
[22:23] <+YORKLE> ohhh boi
[22:23] <@mawk> those pv days were hilarious t0tti
[22:23] <+jackie_boy> area 51: air force base
[22:23] <%t0tti> lol i know mawk
[22:24] <+jackie_boy> people going crazy over rumours
[22:24] <+YORKLE> yes and what about the MYSTERIES SURROUNDING IT
[22:24] <%t0tti> wait wait
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[22:24] <%t0tti> THE MOON LANDINGS.... DISCUSS............
[22:24] <@mawk> o chatzillas
[22:24] <+jackie_boy> it happened
[22:24] <+jackie_boy> they put a signal there
[22:24] <%t0tti> it happened just not on the moon
[22:24] <+snek> the peruvians invented pizza
[22:24] <@mawk> didnt chatzilla used to be banned
[22:24] <%t0tti> it happened in the desert
[22:24] <+jackie_boy> they bounce shit off it all the time
[22:24] <@DORKLE> idk what to listen to
[22:24] <%t0tti> batman farter and it caused the flag to wave
[22:24] <@DORKLE> i need something good
[22:24] <%t0tti> farted
[22:25] <+jackie_boy> no they actually went to the moon
[22:25] <+jackie_boy> idiot
[22:25] <%t0tti> really?
[22:25] <%t0tti> holy shit
[22:25] <%t0tti> so the 9/11 planes were the rockets coming back jackie_boy
[22:25] <%t0tti> its all making sence now
[22:25] <+jackie_boy> no they were planes
[22:25] <+YORKLE> still kekking
[22:25] <@mawk> .yt collard greens
[22:25] <@DEA> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2vJEb6lVE [SchoolBoy Q - Collard Greens (Explicit) ft. Kendrick Lamar] date[2013-08-07] views[55,727,232] author[SchoolBoyQVEVO]
[22:25] <+jackie_boy> but there were charges within the bhuilding
[22:25] <%t0tti> here we go again
[22:25] <+YORKLE> oh jesus
[22:25] <+Mew> .fappin
[22:25] <@DEA> Mew is a wanker.
[22:25] <+jackie_boy> its just 9/11
[22:25] <+Mew> oh god yes that cum felt so good
[22:25] <@mawk> ye the buildins dro[p like demo charge
[22:25] <+snek> pizza was invented after an aztec basketball game racewar
[22:25] <+Mew> jesus christ'
[22:25] <+jackie_boy> its a simple rue
[22:26] <+jackie_boy> ruse
[22:26] <%t0tti> IT WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION
[22:26] <%t0tti> ok it all makes sense now
[22:26] <+jackie_boy> like how they knew about pearl harbvour at least a week before
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[22:26] <%t0tti> you've convinced me jackie
[22:26] <+jackie_boy> they needed it for war
[22:26] <%t0tti> yep
[22:26] <%t0tti> absolutely
[22:26] <@mawk> ye i hear this 2 bout ph
[22:26] <%t0tti> war and oil
[22:26] <%t0tti> and the bin laden videos they were doctored too jackie_boy ?
[22:26] <+jackie_boy> no not oil
[22:26] <@mawk> from my moms ex naval officer bf
[22:26] <%t0tti> the bin laden confession tape
[22:26] <%t0tti> ??
[22:26] -NSA- NSA is a privileged service.
[22:26] <+snek> the lizard king is a very lucrative warlord
[22:27] <+jackie_boy> it was about the military industrial complex
[22:27] <+jackie_boy> make guns; use them
[22:27] <@mawk> was evauated of ppl only runnin machnery etc
[22:27] <+Mew> what am i reading
[22:27] <%t0tti> what about the bin laden tapes jackie_boy
[22:27] <+jackie_boy> easy MIC gets paid
[22:27] <%t0tti> is he in on it too ?
[22:27] <+YORKLE> mfw bin laden is actually joe biden
[22:27] <+jackie_boy> no but im guessing oncce the US waged all out war on him, he retaliated
[22:27] <%t0tti> lol
[22:27] <%t0tti> tapping
[22:28] <%t0tti> he retailiated with a confession tape?
[22:28] <+jackie_boy> there's conspiracy thory and conspiracy fact
[22:28] <%t0tti> sounds like a plan
[22:28] <@mawk> too much /tinfoil/ in ny #drugs]
[22:28] <+jackie_boy> some is true
[22:28] <+jackie_boy> some is false
[22:28] <+YORKLE> mawk ye
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[22:28] <+jackie_boy> its gets proven hough
[22:28] <+jackie_boy> thats how you decipher
[22:28] <%t0tti> wait
[22:28] <%t0tti> you havent answered my question
[22:28] <+jackie_boy> and 9/11 has been proven many times over
[22:28] <%t0tti> the bin laden confession tape
[22:28] <+jackie_boy> like jfk
[22:28] <+snek> some say to this day you can still feel high pitched ringing in your ears
[22:29] <+YORKLE> yeah what about the tapes jackie_boy
[22:29] <%t0tti> the bin laden confession tape, which was released BEFORE war on afghanistan
[22:29] <%t0tti> thats definalty a cia concoction too?
[22:29] <+jackie_boy> well.....many american predicted 9/11
[22:29] <%t0tti> of course
[22:29] <+jackie_boy> did they bomb the towers?
[22:29] <%t0tti> i told you it was tupac and batman
[22:29] <+jackie_boy> ^^
[22:29] <+jackie_boy> ive had enough
[22:29] <@mawk> go talk about this bullshit on the appropriate board
[22:29] <+jackie_boy> idc
[22:30] <%t0tti> you've had enough because you know you were wrong
[22:30] <@mawk> nobody cares jackie_boy n its painfully obvious t0tti is tr0llin
[22:30] <+YORKLE> yet jackie doesnt realize that
[22:30] <+jackie_boy> i dont like talking about my beliefs but you say 9/11 was some random in pakistan then im gonna object
[22:30] <%t0tti> the bin laden 1998 tape that said he was waging war on america and there would be an attack on american soil?
[22:30] <%t0tti> the bin laden 1998 tape that said he was waging war on america and there would be an attack on american soil?
[22:30] <%t0tti> jackie_boy please
[22:30] <%t0tti> the interview with cbs news in 97
[22:31] <+jackie_boy> ffs
[22:31] <%t0tti> they went to afghanistan and interviewed bin laden
[22:31] <%t0tti> and he said
[22:31] <+jackie_boy> idc what you all think
[22:31] <%t0tti> war was on
[22:31] <+jackie_boy> think for yourself
[22:31] <%t0tti> this all happened pre-9/11
[22:31] <+jackie_boy> new subject
[22:31] <+YORKLE> okay fine
[22:31] <@mawk> had 2 jack more naptha 2 finish dmt xtract
[22:31] <+YORKLE> what do you think about sasquatch
[22:31] <+jackie_boy> lol
[22:31] <+jackie_boy> what do you think about lock ness?
[22:31] <+jackie_boy> loch*
[22:31] <+YORKLE> answer my question first
[22:32] <+jackie_boy> man in a suit
[22:32] <+YORKLE> did he do 9/11?
[22:32] <+jackie_boy> yes
[22:32] <%t0tti> its a beautiful loch
[22:32] <%t0tti> thats what i think
[22:32] <+jackie_boy> he took pilot lessons in the woods
[22:32] <+YORKLE> you think its a man in a suit
[22:32] <+YORKLE> that lives in the woods
[22:32] <+YORKLE> in every country in the world?
[22:32] <+YORKLE> well nearly
[22:32] <%t0tti> so hang on.. the loch ness monistor did 9/11 and the jfk shooting now?
[22:32] <%t0tti> but what about batman
[22:32] <+jackie_boy> i think its a man in a suit who lives in the wood and had a friend with a videocamera; they both had lots of moonshine
[22:33] <+YORKLE> not so fast t0tti
[22:33] <+snek> there used to be a day when it wasn't cool to pretend to be Freddy, from 'A Pup Named Scooby Doo'
[22:33] <%t0tti> oh sorry
[22:33] <@mawk> has a temporal event horixen under
[22:33] <+YORKLE> its a man in a suit, not actually bigfoot
[22:33] <+YORKLE> so it could be bin laden in a suit
[22:33] <@mawk> .noddin
[22:33] <@DEA> Morfent and mawk are nodding.
[22:33] <+YORKLE> for all we no
[22:33] <+YORKLE> or an incognito batman
[22:33] <+YORKLE> or tupac
[22:33] <+jackie_boy> batman /is/ loch ness monster and sasquatch
[22:33] <+jackie_boy> and tupac
[22:33] <%t0tti> holy shit
[22:33] <%t0tti> my world has changed
[22:33] <+jackie_boy> truth.
[22:33] <%t0tti> wow
[22:33] <+Mew> oh good god no mawk  http://imgur.com/pXgBzgG YORKLE
[22:33] <%t0tti> jackie_boy you have opened my eyes tonight, thank you brother
[22:34] <+jackie_boy> not a problem
[22:34] <+YORKLE> mew
[22:34] <+YORKLE> are you going to fuck mew
[22:34] <+Mew> LOL
[22:34] <+jackie_boy> just be on guard in case of loch ness monster or bigfoot attacks
[22:34] <+Mew> thats what i was going gor
[22:34] <+Mew> YORKLE i found my old imhur
[22:34] <+Mew> i forgot about
[22:34] <+Morfent> .noddin
[22:34] <@DEA> Morfent and mawk are nodding.
[22:34] <+Morfent> .ciggin
[22:34] <@DEA> Morfent, TheCat, Mew and x____x are smokin cigs.
[22:34] <+YORKLE> but what about bin laden, hes still at large right
[22:34] <+jackie_boy> if it happens, just say: "i know who you are, batman. i am bane....for you"