The Turkey Bowl (2019)

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Dozed off. Ready to rock.

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Dude...

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you were talking in your sleep.

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Son of a bitch.

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That... that's a 200-dollar tie.

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Yeah, well,
Ashley hates when I crease.

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- So...
- Uh-huh. Well,

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our presentation's at 3:00.

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Well, get the team assembled.

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- Let's do this.
- Got it.

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Hey, sweetie. What's up?

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Hi, sweetie.
A... a couple things.

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You didn't tell your friend
that we were coming back

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to your hometown
for Thanksgiving, did you?

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What? Baby, no. Why?

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Well,
we got a snail-mail invitation

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<i>from your buddy, Mitchell, if...
If you want to call it that.</i>

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Are his balls in it?

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And his entire asshole.

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<i>Hmm. I'm so sorry.</i>

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You know,
why don't you just go ahead

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and throw that thing away?

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Okay? I am not dragging you
back there again.

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Thank God. Once was plenty.

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<i>Honestly,
it was a little traumatizing.</i>

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<i>I don't think those people
have evolved.</i>

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Yeah, well,
it's 'cause they haven't.

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- <i>I know, right?</i>
- God!

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I guarantee you
they're still drinking,

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hooking up with each other,
picking fights

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and talking
about the glory days.

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- <i>And eating meat.</i>
- Exactly.

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That's why
I got the hell out of there.

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Well, look at you now.

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Great job. Amazing condo.
And best of all...

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you're dating a Sinclair.

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Yeah. Well, I'm a lucky man.

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Oh, the other piece of biz,
daddy called and said

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we're leaving for the cabin
tonight instead of Sunday.

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<i>- Fun, huh?</i>
- Um... Yeah.

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That... That's great.
How cool is that?

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So come home right after work,
okay? Love you. Bye.

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Okay, love you. Bye.

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Twenty minutes. Fuck!

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"Breast or thigh?"

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Hey, hey, hey! Watch out!

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- There you go.
- Oh, hey, sorry. In a hurry.

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Good to see you again,
Mr. Hodges.

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Have you come to a decision?

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I have.

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Off your recommendation,
I would like the Bramfort cut

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on the Priscilla setting.

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- Excellent choice.
- Thank you.

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Nothing but the finest
for the Senator's daughter.

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Sorry.

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She looks quite different
on television.

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Just a weird filter.

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Man.

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Set.

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Go.

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Do I have everyone's attention?

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Question.
What is more important?

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What's inside the box
or the box itself?

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It's all about perception.

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Oh, my God. Wow.

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Excellent work. Let's sit down
after the holidays.

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Would love to, ma'am.
Thank you so much.

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Wow. I mean, it doesn't get
any better than that.

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Uh, yes, it does.

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<i>- Senator! Senator!
- Okay, okay, okay.</i>

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Your future father-in-law
is on CNN.

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<i>Yes. The rumors are true.</i>

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<i>I am running for president
in the next election.</i>

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<i>I will answer
all your questions...</i>

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You're about to become
a made-man.

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<i>Remember, vote Sinclair!</i>

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<i>Senator! Senator! Senator!</i>

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Patrick, I apologize

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for the quick departure,

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but I thought
we'd get out of town early

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to avoid
the initial media frenzy.

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It's a great idea, sir.

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You know, a lot of personalities
use the same strategy

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when they're thrust
into the spotlight like that.

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Really? Such as?

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Well...

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Um... I...

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Uh...

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Um, sir, there's been something
I've been...

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You want to ask my permission
for Ashley's hand.

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Yeah. How...
How did you know that?

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Why else would you go
to the Michigan Ave BC Clark

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five days in a row?

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Correction. Six days in a row.

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I'm content with your request
for Ashley's hand.

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However,
due to the current shift

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in my political stature,

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it's apparent I have my eyes
on a bigger prize.

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Therefore, a son-in-law
who shoplifts coffee,

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hops turnstiles, and steals a
cab from a Supreme Court Justice

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is a tremendous risk

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to the future President
of the United States.

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Wouldn't you agree?

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Yes, sir. But I did pay
for the coffee, Glenn.

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Don't get me wrong, Patrick.

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I'm looking forward
to spending the week with you.

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So...

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from here on out,
watch your step.

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Whatever you do,
wherever you go,

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whatever you say reflects on me,

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from the tiniest blemish
on your record to the...

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tiniest crease on your tie.

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We cool?

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We cool.

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- Great. Welcome to the family.
- Thank you, sir.

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Hey. Patrick Hodges.

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What?

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When?

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It's so sad.

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I just can't believe
Mitchell's dead.

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What happened?

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A car wreck.

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Driving home from the local bar.
It's awful.

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Mitchell's the one
that always sends you pictures

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of his ball sack, right?

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Yeah.

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You know, I'd been meaning
to call him back

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for a long time, but...

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- God, what a dick I am!
- Aw. It's okay, monkey.

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You know, he's been really
trying to get me back

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to come home for Thanksgiving.

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Oh, I guess he's gonna get
his wish.

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You know, um...

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if you want,
I... I could come with you.

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But it's probably better
if... if you go alone.

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Yeah, no, baby,
you stay with your family.

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- Yeah?
- Okay? I'll...

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catch a flight in the morning...

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- Okay.
- Hit the funeral.

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Say hi to my folks,
and I will get out, okay?

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I'll be in Vail in two days.

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So super sad.

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- I love you.
- I love you.

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Sorry for your loss, Patrick.

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Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much.

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Ashley?

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- Call me when you get there?
- Yeah.

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Have a good flight
and just know I'm here for you.

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And if I don't pick up,
it's because we're on the slopes

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- and I'll call you right back.
- Okay.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Bye.

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"Ron-defeated"?

154
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Like "undefeated"?

155
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Stupid.

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Patrick.
Good to see you, Captain.

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Hey, man.

158
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Oh, you know, under the
circumstances.

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- Yeah.
- You're looking good.

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You too, Fat Jack.

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Thanks, man.

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Hard to pass up on the wings

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when you're the one making 'em,
you know?

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Well, glad you made it.

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Me too.

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- Place looks great, bud.
- Oh! Thanks, man.

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Pretty proud
of the old Badge Hole.

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Got to admit,
there ain't much I wouldn't give

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to have your tender hands

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pressed up against my taint
just one more time.

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You know, snap you the ball?

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That feels a little
inappropriate right now,

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but I... I know what you mean.

174
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, but I get it.

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Mitchell would've been so happy
that you came.

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Guys are at the end of the bar.

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Hey, Sonny D.

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No handshakes today, man.

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Man, I'm so sorry,
it's been so long...

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Shh. Don't worry about it, man.

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All right.

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Get your ass in my arms.

183
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Oh, Ledbetter.

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Missed the shit out of you, man.

185
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Yeah, I miss you, too, bro.
Really.

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Hey, Mitchell.

187
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Oh!

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Got you, bitch!

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- What?
- You thought I was dead?

190
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I'm not dead. I'm alive.

191
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You should've seen your face.

192
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Mitchell,
you're so fucked up, dude!

193
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Look, he's been crying!

194
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- Yeah.
- Aw. You've been crying?

195
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About me?
Oh, my God, I am so touched.

196
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Yeah, right here.

197
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Take a bow.
And while you're down there...

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Get off of me! Get off of me!

199
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Okay, okay, okay.
Guys, enough, enough, enough.

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All right.
You guys are assholes.

201
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Oh, come on. Get over it, man.
You ghosted us for 15 years.

202
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Last time you came back,
you didn't even...

203
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You didn't even tell us.

204
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How else were we supposed
to get you back here?

205
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Okay. Okay.
Well, I appreciate the gesture.

206
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Guys, I really do.
I'm so happy you're alive.

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But I have to be in Vail
right now.

208
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Oh, Vail? Of what?

209
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- Colorado.
- Oh, come on. You just got here.

210
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You're gonna leave?
Come on. Have a drink.

211
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I'm dead, for Christ's sake.

212
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- No, I can't.
- One beer.

213
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- Dude, just one.
- No!

214
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And her dad, I swear to God,
found out yesterday,

215
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- he's running for president.
- What?

216
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- President.
- Oh, wow.

217
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So you're gonna be, like,
part of the royal family?

218
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Uh, yeah, kind of, yeah.

219
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Dude,

220
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I can still fulfill my plan
of the emancipation copulation.

221
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- The what now?
- I was gonna win the Heisman

222
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as the first defensive lineman
ever,

223
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get invited to the White House,

224
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tag a cheerleader
in the Lincoln Bedroom.

225
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- Mm.
- Why?

226
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'Cause Lincoln was down
for my people.

227
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All right.

228
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All I know is that whoever
is cutting the north lawn

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at the White House,
doesn't know how to cut grass.

230
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Vertical lines look like shit
on TV.

231
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Guys, also by the way, uh,
he has to go get elected first.

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- So this is, like...
- Yes. Yeah, guys.

233
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- Have some respect. Jeez.
- Thank you.

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Listen,
future, uh, first-son-in-law...

235
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- Inauguration. Interactive DJ?
- Yeah.

236
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All y'all
are riding my coattails.

237
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Okay, all right.
Guys, I think it's...

238
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- I think it's time.
- Another round.

239
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- Let's do this, baby.
- No. No, no, no.

240
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We all pitched in
and got you a little gift.

241
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Oh.

242
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Right, what are these for?

243
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'Cause you can't be wearing
those sissy shoes you got on.

244
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- For what?
- The game.

245
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We're finally gonna finish it.

246
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- What game?
- "What game?"

247
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The '99 Turkey Bowl.

248
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We're gonna play
the second half.

249
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Yeah.

250
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Same field. Same teams.
Same time. Thanksgiving Day.

251
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Wait, this is why
you brought me back out here?

252
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,859
- Yes.
- Are you serious?

253
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,061
- Yes! I'm fucking serious!
- Oh, my God.

254
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,464
It's our second chance

255
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,866
to finally beat Ronnie Best
and the... the Noble Knob-Jobs.

256
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,101
It's seven to seven at the half

257
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,335
before the storm
of the century cursed us.

258
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,603
If we didn't get snowed out,

259
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,406
'99 would've been our year
to finally win it.

260
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,274
And now Ronnie Best
walks around this town

261
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,844
like he owns the place,
buying up everything.

262
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,130
You know what I say?

263
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:10,415
I say fuck Ronnie Best
and fuck those Noble douchebags.

264
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,217
- Yep.
- Yeah, all right.

265
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,585
Hey!

266
00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,186
Yeah!

267
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,455
- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Whoo!

268
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,990
Turkey!

269
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,131
- Was that Nolan?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

270
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,366
He, like, lives in that thing.

271
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,134
- Damn.
- It's the whole team.

272
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,102
- Wow.
- We're here.

273
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,337
We're gonna do this.

274
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,539
Hodges,
are you in or are you out?

275
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,310
I... I think that, um...

276
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:44,015
Uh, I think that, um...
I... I think, um...

277
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,251
It's Turkey Bowl time!

278
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,156
Badger red! Knock 'em dead!

279
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:56,461
Badger Red! Knock 'em dead!
Badger Red! Knock 'em dead!

280
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,996
Siri,
check all available flights

281
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,998
from Oklahoma City to Chicago.

282
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,165
Patrick Hodges?

283
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,669
- Jennifer Harrison?
- Dude, what?

284
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,527
Hey.

285
00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,384
- Jennifer Harrison.
- Oh, my God.

286
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,241
This is, uh...
Well, this is the ladies' room.

287
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,577
Um, it is.

288
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,246
- Ah, you look amazing.
- Thank you. You, uh...

289
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,548
You don't look
half-bad yourself.

290
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,418
- This tie here... Oh, sorry. I...
- I thought we were gonna...

291
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,221
Um...

292
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,490
So... back for the big game?

293
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,259
Town's pretty excited.

294
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,460
Oh, yeah.

295
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,962
Turkey Bowl!

296
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,463
Whoo!

297
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,133
"He's so great, number eight."

298
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,001
- Okay. All right.
- Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.

299
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,003
Forget it.

300
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,105
So how are you?

301
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,473
- Engaged.
- Pardon?

302
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,575
Soon to be engaged.

303
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,312
Doing a girl... A great girl.

304
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,648
Ashley from Chicago.
And she's pretty, too.

305
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,485
How are you?
What... Everything good?

306
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,321
Yeah, I'm great.
I, uh... I'm not engaged, um...

307
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,456
but, uh, you know...

308
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,491
No, I know.

309
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,130
- Chicago girl, huh?
- Yeah, Chi Town.

310
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,032
I always thought...

311
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,701
I always thought that you'd
end up getting married

312
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,536
and sticking around here
in town.

313
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,205
Really?

314
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,074
Yeah! To Brandy Best.

315
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,576
Oh, here we go.
Listen, nothing happened.

316
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,378
Jen, I've told you this
a million times.

317
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,896
Well, I'm sure the twins
will be excited

318
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,413
to know that you're here.
If they haven't heard already.

319
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,385
Well, I hope to avoid them
as best as I can.

320
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,595
- Gross.
- Oh, uh...

321
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,331
Well, I should, uh...
I should probably go.

322
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,566
- Yeah.
- And, um...

323
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,735
maybe I'll see you
around this week.

324
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,738
- Okay.
- It's nice to see you.

325
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,673
- You too. See ya.
- Yeah. Okay.

326
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,444
Jeez.

327
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,116
Badger Red! Knock 'em dead!

328
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,717
Badger red! Knock 'em...

329
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,159
Oh, God.

330
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,294
Oh, God.

331
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,063
Ow!

332
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,134
VaJeena Monroe
sent me a text, saying

333
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,735
my Pitter Pat was back in town,

334
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,570
but I didn't believe it,

335
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,306
not 'til I saw it
with my own eyes.

336
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,643
Are you up-skirting me?

337
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,812
What? No. No, no, no.
I didn't see anything.

338
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:30,783
Bummer.

339
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,618
Brandy Best. Long time no see.

340
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,488
What? Whoa!

341
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,489
Okay.

342
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:42,193
I heard you turned gay,
but I didn't believe it.

343
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,796
Bisexual at the most, right?

344
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,597
Brandy... Jeez.

345
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:51,803
My vision board is manifesting
right before my eyes.

346
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,405
I just knew you'd come back
to town for you know who

347
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,391
and you know what.

348
00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:58,376
Okay, I have a girlfriend.
Soon-to-be fiancée,

349
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,611
and this is harassment, okay?

350
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,780
Is it bad
if all that makes me moist?

351
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,583
Most girls hate that word,
but...

352
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,085
but I hate most girls.

353
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,219
Just... This is...

354
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,555
- Please stop...
- I just...

355
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,857
Just...

356
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,692
Get your hands
off my baby sister.

357
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,829
Shut up, Ronnie! Goddamn it.

358
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,865
You're only three minutes older
than me. We talked about this.

359
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,234
Oh, Patty Hot Jizz.

360
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,136
Not back in town
more than five minutes,

361
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,838
already messing
with my twin sister, huh?

362
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,574
Okay, she attacked me, okay?
Get... Stop.

363
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,309
Tell it to the judge.

364
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,810
Go get in the truck.

365
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,412
- I'm not getting in the truck.
- Now.

366
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,114
I can stay out here
with you guys.

367
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,615
Get the fuck in the truck.

368
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,617
Get your...

369
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,420
Skank.

370
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:45,891
Ah!

371
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,160
So, Patty Cakes...

372
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,430
I didn't think you were
man enough to come back

373
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,699
and finish what we started
all them years ago.

374
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,467
Honestly,
the last thing I want to do...

375
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,570
- Look, you can say...
- There he is. Ronnie, we agreed.

376
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,874
Hodges comes back,
we finish the Turkey Bowl.

377
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,442
Or are you too scared now

378
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,644
that we have our first string
quarterback back?

379
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,147
- Fuck no, I ain't scared.
- Guys, do we...

380
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,517
Noble Knights have never lost
to Butt Badgers.

381
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,418
And we don't plan to start now.

382
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,154
Well,
if you have nothing to lose,

383
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,322
how 'bout we raise the stakes?

384
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,592
Oh.

385
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,662
I do want to up the stakes.

386
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,930
- Great.
- Oh.

387
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,534
- I hope you do.
- Maybe we will.

388
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,868
Okay, let's raise 'em.

389
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,904
- Okay, let's do it then.
- Okay. Fine.

390
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,405
- Fine.
- You start.

391
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,541
- Great. I will.
- Okay. You start, or I start?

392
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,342
- I'll go first.
- Okay, you start.

393
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,244
- Oh, my God.
- We win,

394
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,679
you stop buying up this town.

395
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,815
You stay
on your side of the tracks

396
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,184
and you never come back.

397
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,952
Oh!

398
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,290
So.

399
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,758
What do you say?

400
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,359
So what's in it for us?

401
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,195
Name it.

402
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,467
The Badger Hole.

403
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,809
- Deal.
- Wait, no...

404
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,444
Time to rewrite history.

405
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,746
Badger Red! Knock 'em dead!

406
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,882
- Badger red! Knock 'em dead!
- Noble Knights win their fights!

407
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,450
Guys, guys, you can...

408
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,520
- Badger red! Knock 'em dead!
- Noble Knights win their fights!

409
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,623
Guys, guys! Stop, stop, stop.

410
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,759
Stop. Okay. Look at yourselves.

411
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,795
It's embarrassing, okay?

412
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,863
You're almost 40 years old

413
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,832
and you're wearing
Letterman's jackets, right?

414
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,968
Do you really care
about a football game

415
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,436
from 15 years ago?

416
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,770
You seriously want to finish it?

417
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,452
You're acting
like you're in high school...

418
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,909
Fight!

419
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,549
Hodges!

420
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,554
No, no, no!

421
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,763
Cops!

422
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,269
Shit!

423
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,375
Okay.
Cut through the secret sidewalk,

424
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,378
hide out in Malone's bushes.
Sneak to my rental car.

425
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,446
Head to the airport.
Great. Whoa.

426
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,748
Hands where I can see 'em!

427
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,950
- Okay. All right.
- Turn around.

428
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,821
Now, slowly bend over.

429
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,356
- Excuse me?
- Bend over now!

430
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,559
Now.

431
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,495
Spread your cheeks.

432
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,963
Okay, what the hell, man?

433
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,433
- Fish?
- Ah!

434
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,668
Wait, you're a cop now?

435
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,369
I thought I recognized
that tight little ass.

436
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,004
Hey, man.

437
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,638
Graduated top of my class
in the academy.

438
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,341
Then again,
I was the only one in my class

439
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,510
but I love what I do.
And I take my job seriously.

440
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,679
- You want a cold one?
- Yeah, man. That'd be great.

441
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,882
Thanks.

442
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,517
So where you running off to?

443
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,719
Anywhere.
Out of this freakin' town.

444
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,204
Oh.

445
00:22:03,205 --> 00:22:04,688
Not sticking around
for the Turkey Bowl?

446
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,024
Uh, no.
No, I got to get out of here.

447
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,361
You and me both, brother.
You and me both.

448
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,802
Kenny will pick that up.

449
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,338
So I heard on the wire
that Ronnie Best got thrown

450
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,639
through the back window
of the Badger Hole.

451
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,407
- Is that right?
- Uh, yeah.

452
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,576
It got a little messy.
But you know, he came at me

453
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,128
and... Hey, you know what?

454
00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:28,679
I just did what Coach McKinney
always taught us.

455
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,481
"Duck and drive."

456
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,883
Awesome.
I bet that felt pretty good.

457
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,352
Yeah, it felt pretty good.

458
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,653
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I believe it.

459
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,654
Well...

460
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,756
confession's
two-tenths of the law,

461
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,857
so I'm gonna have to ask you
to put the open container

462
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,494
on top of the vehicle there
and interlock your fingers

463
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,463
- behind your head.
- You're joking, right?

464
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,131
- Do not resist me!
- Oh, God!

465
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,418
Come on, Fish.

466
00:22:50,419 --> 00:22:52,069
I was just having a conversation
with a friend.

467
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,004
Hodges, I told you.
I take my job seriously.

468
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,373
Man, I got to get out of here.

469
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,708
I need to be
in Vail immediately.

470
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,042
<i>Hey, Fish, we're impounding</i>

471
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,543
<i>this rental
from the Badger Hole.</i>

472
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,712
Son of a bitch!
My luggage is in that car.

473
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,080
Well, maybe
you should've thought about that

474
00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,447
before you started throwing
people through windows.

475
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,484
Dude, he came at me! Ow!

476
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,854
Relax. Get some sleep.
You'll get where you need to go,

477
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,389
as soon as Judge Tibbins
sees you.

478
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,590
Sees me for what?

479
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,493
Arraignment.

480
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,499
Good morning, Patrick.

481
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,033
So how've you been?

482
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,435
Great.

483
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,003
- Good to see you, sir.
- You as well.

484
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,972
Well, you're looking good.

485
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,440
Looking good.

486
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,742
So how did this mix up happen?

487
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,944
Uh... You know,
boys will be boys, right?

488
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:34,979
Yes, we will.

489
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,116
Well,
it's not that big of a deal.

490
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,585
I'm sure
we can work something out.

491
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,921
Thank you, Judge Tibbins.
Thank you.

492
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,189
How's that throwing arm?

493
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:46,991
Uh, it's good.

494
00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,693
You staying in shape up there
in the Windy City?

495
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,062
Yeah, I guess.
I run every day, so...

496
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:55,099
That's good to hear.
That's real good to hear.

497
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,136
No disrespect, Judge. But, um,

498
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,138
I'm happy to pay Fat Jack
for his window,

499
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,107
but I got to get on the next
flight out of here.

500
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:06,177
See, I'm proposing to Senator
Dalton Sinclair's daughter

501
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,846
on Thanksgiving Day
in Vail, Colorado.

502
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,448
Whoo-hoo!

503
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,483
- Fancy-fancy.
- Hey.

504
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,753
Well, why don't we
just get this over with.

505
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,688
- Thank you.
- Guilty as charged.

506
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,192
- Thirty days behind bars.
- Wait, what? Why?

507
00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,127
Assault. Vandalism.
Public intoxication.

508
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,562
Open container.
Resisting arrest.

509
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,997
No, no, no.
No, that is not what happened.

510
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,901
Well, it says in the report
that, uh, we have 20 witnesses

511
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,837
who saw you throw Ronnie Best
through the window.

512
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,506
- Thanks a lot.
- Sorry.

513
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,477
Your Honor, no offense,
but this gets me 30 days?

514
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,612
I mean, you were
my T-ball coach for Christ sake.

515
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,681
- Language, inmate.
- I don't have 30 days.

516
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,583
And I cannot have a blemish
on my record.

517
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,650
I see.

518
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,119
I see.

519
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,821
Well, how 'bout a plea bargain
then?

520
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,889
Anything. Yes.

521
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,791
- Community service?
- Perfect.

522
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,894
I'll throw on an orange jumpsuit
and pick up some trash.

523
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,829
Oh, I have something else
in mind.

524
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:04,802
You too, Judge?

525
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,837
Your call, quarterback.

526
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:12,776
Well...

527
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:14,778
looks like we got
a game to play.

528
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,514
- All right! Yes!
- Whoo!

529
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,549
Don't try to run on me,
fugitive.

530
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,050
'Cause if you cross
the county line

531
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,253
with this bad boy on...

532
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,992
you'll never be allowed
to come back.

533
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,895
Sounds tempting.
Oh, looks like my ride's here.

534
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,129
Later today, practice.

535
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,731
- Three o' clock.
- Sounds great.

536
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,233
- All right. See you guys.
- See you later, buddy.

537
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,740
Hey.

538
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,842
Hey, honey. Where have you been?

539
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,911
I... I have left,
like, a hundred messages.

540
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,812
I know. I'm sorry.
It's just this...

541
00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:51,582
crazy, crazy funeral, you know?

542
00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,051
Really? That bad, huh?

543
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,121
Yeah. It was just awful.

544
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,040
<i>You know, grim.</i>

545
00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,958
Open casket. He drowned,
so he was all bloated and...

546
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,993
I... I thought you said
it was a car accident.

547
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,096
Into a ditch after a heavy rain.

548
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,032
It just... It just really sucks
here.

549
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,734
<i>Yuck. Are you on your way back?</i>

550
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:14,638
I... No. No, I'm not.
It's, uh, gonna be a while.

551
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:16,640
What? Why?

552
00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:20,578
I... Well, they named me
executor of his will,

553
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,147
and Mitchell had a lotta
skeletons in his closet, so...

554
00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:24,315
I'm dealing with that.

555
00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,850
How rude to make you do,
like, everything.

556
00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,285
Are...
Are you getting a settlement?

557
00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,688
No, but I'm
at the courthouse now

558
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,189
and I'm going through
some stuff, so...

559
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,959
I'll call you when I get
more specifics, okay?

560
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,027
<i>- I love you.</i>
- Leave your phone on.

561
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,896
<i>- Love you. Bye.</i>
- Yeah. Bye.

562
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,967
Hello, stranger.

563
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:43,969
Hey, Dad.

564
00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,775
Hey! Look who I found.

565
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,878
- Patrick. Patrick.
- Hey, Mom.

566
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,882
I am so sorry
about poor Mitchell.

567
00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:00,684
Cat's out of the bag, Marlene.

568
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,503
Oh, I know. I know.

569
00:27:02,504 --> 00:27:04,321
I just like being a part
of things. It's so much fun.

570
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,390
Look at you.

571
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,158
You...

572
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,027
are so handsome.

573
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,630
Thanks, Mom.

574
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,964
I made you hot dog casserole.

575
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,667
Tried a new recipe out
with the kids at school.

576
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,335
They really seem to enjoy it.

577
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,870
Didn't agree with everyone.

578
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,039
I had to clean up some yak
in the girls' gym.

579
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,642
Oh, hush, Eddie!
Come on. Sit down, both of you.

580
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:26,977
- Here.
- All right.

581
00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,148
So you're gonna play
in the game, huh?

582
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,282
Yeah, I guess so.

583
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:35,886
What's wrong, sweetie?

584
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,789
- Oh, I'm a vegetarian.
- A what?

585
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,691
A vegetarian. I don't eat meat.

586
00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,326
Ashley's family
has a deep philosophy

587
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,028
about animal cruelty,

588
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,663
and I respect that.

589
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,899
I don't think
you can kill a hot dog.

590
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:52,169
Yeah, well, your president
is killing our country, so...

591
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,837
- All right. All right.
- Oh, are we gonna go?

592
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,372
All right. All right.
All right. All right.

593
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:58,342
No politics. No religion.

594
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,344
And now, let's add...

595
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,147
food to the no-discussion list.

596
00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:07,151
But we respect your choices,
Patrick. Right, Ed?

597
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:10,220
And speaking of choices,
how is Ashley, that...

598
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:13,892
beautiful girl?

599
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,693
Yeah, she's great.

600
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,194
Yeah, she's great.

601
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,763
You know, FOX News
been digging up dirt

602
00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:20,831
on her father lately.

603
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,480
We'd like to see her
in this neck of the woods again.

604
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,403
- Right, Eddie?
- Sure.

605
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,405
Yeah.
Well, last time she was here,

606
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,007
she got a foot fungus
from the shower,

607
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,709
so it kind of spooked her
just a little bit.

608
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,011
- Iodine works wonders for me.
- Mm-hmm.

609
00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:40,017
You seen Jen Harrison yet?

610
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:43,754
You know, I actually did.
Yeah, she seems great.

611
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,090
She asks about you all the time.

612
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,925
- Wait, she does?
- Mm-hmm.

613
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,060
Yeah, she bought
her folks' old place

614
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,295
over on Raintree.

615
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:54,164
Living in that big place...

616
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:55,899
all alone.

617
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:59,937
I believe you're right, Ed,
but our boy has a girlfriend.

618
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,005
Uh, fiancée.

619
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,845
That's wonderful.

620
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,180
- Mm-hmm
- Well, I haven't proposed yet,

621
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,882
but I have plans
to pop the question

622
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,884
Thanksgiving Day in Vail.

623
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,519
- Oh, you're not engaged yet?
- No.

624
00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,506
Oh.

625
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,224
- Oh. Mm-hmm.
- That's fantastic!

626
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,092
I mean, that you're...

627
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,361
- getting hitched.
- Thank you.

628
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,164
I got some good news myself.

629
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,900
My newly restored Chevy's
been chosen to lead

630
00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,236
the Grand Gobble Marshals
in the parade this year.

631
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,505
- Go Eddie!
- Yeah.

632
00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,075
Glad I'm here to see that.

633
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,450
Why don't you go upstairs
and clean up, settle in,

634
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,952
and I'll bring you
a PB and J in a few minutes?

635
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,955
- Thanks, Mom.
- Good to see you, Son,

636
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,925
even if it's only for a few days
against your will.

637
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:57,895
- Oh, Lord, Eddie.
- What?

638
00:29:58,931 --> 00:29:59,997
It's been only, what?

639
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,532
- Two times in 15 years?
- All right.

640
00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:03,033
I just don't want to lose count.

641
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,515
Sure you don't want a cold one?

642
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,851
No, man, I'm good. Thanks.

643
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,420
It's a beautiful day
for a practice.

644
00:30:57,923 --> 00:31:00,991
<i>♪ Sometimes I ask
Why I'm waiting ♪</i>

645
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,492
Don't worry.
Kenny'll pick that up.

646
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:08,398
Putnam has not won
the Turkey Bowl since 1962.

647
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,602
Nineteen-sixty-two!
My dad played in that game.

648
00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,203
He was a great right tackle.

649
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,406
Terrible father, horrible drunk.
Amazing football player.

650
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:19,476
Then we came along.
And we were this close.

651
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,580
And everyone remembers

652
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,915
the snowstorm that fell
upon this field 15 years ago,

653
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,085
a historic tradition frozen...

654
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,387
- in time.
- And our nut sacks froze, too,

655
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,022
and they've been shriveled up
ever since.

656
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,525
And that is why
we have to shed the curse.

657
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:38,595
Man the fuck up.
Get the frozen girly tinkle out.

658
00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,964
And put a damn "W"
where it belongs!

659
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,266
- Yeah!
- Right?

660
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,768
On top of that,

661
00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,269
we get to legally kick the shit
out of Ronnie Best.

662
00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,638
And his army of assholes
on Thanksgiving Day!

663
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,239
Yeah!

664
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,908
Anybody got any questions?

665
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,577
- Hodges.
- Quick question.

666
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,380
Um, it's our first day back.
We're going half-speed, right?

667
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,050
Hike!

668
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,022
Ow!

669
00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,080
Hike!

670
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,086
Hike!

671
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,361
Hike!

672
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:59,276
Okay. Okay, that was not great,
but it wasn't bad.

673
00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:02,312
Okay, building blocks.
How long we been playing?

674
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,382
Twenty-three minutes.

675
00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,451
Okay.
Hey, maybe we just call it, huh?

676
00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,586
We're the Badgers!
Nothing takes us down.

677
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,025
I'll get the defibrillator.

678
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,562
If we don't get
our shit together,

679
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,597
- they're gonna kill us.
- Well, I highly doubt

680
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,699
Noble's taking this as seriously
as you guys.

681
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,203
Oh, boy.

682
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,340
My wife is gonna shit.

683
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,213
My wife's gonna leave me.

684
00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,315
I can't lose my bar.
I got no skills

685
00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,750
besides pouring beer
and making wings.

686
00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:41,585
Shit, man, they're always
one step ahead of us.

687
00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:45,055
This is so immature.
I'm filing a report.

688
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,324
We've got a 594
in the Putnam High parking lot.

689
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,597
Hey, Sonny, is your, uh,
crazy cousin's paint store

690
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,332
- open on Sundays?
- No.

691
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,467
Perfect.

692
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,784
- Son of a bitch.
- Sweet Lord Jesus.

693
00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:15,385
- This ain't good.
- We are fucked.

694
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,287
Man, they ain't doing nothing
we ain't doing.

695
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,089
Ah, yes, they are.
They're practicing.

696
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:22,426
I got to roll. I'm spinning vinyl
at a private party tonight.

697
00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,594
Guys, just go. Come on.

698
00:34:26,881 --> 00:34:29,165
Sonny D wants you to jump!
Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.

699
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,569
When I say "hey," you say "ho!"

700
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,603
- Hey!
- Ho!

701
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:34,704
- Hey!
- Ho!

702
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,139
Keep it jumping.
Keep it jumping.

703
00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,141
When I say "hey," you say "ho."

704
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,209
- Hey!
- Ho!

705
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:40,811
- Hey!
- Ho!

706
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,412
- Say "Don't be a bully."
- "Don't be a bully!"

707
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,714
- "Don't be a jerk."
- "Don't be a jerk!"

708
00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:47,150
Put your hands on your knees
and twerk, twerk, twerk.

709
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,386
You respect your parents
and you ain't a pain.

710
00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,755
Step to Sonny D,
and I'm gonna make it rain.

711
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:55,125
<i>♪ Jump, jump, jump, Jump
Keep up, keep up, keep up ♪</i>

712
00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:57,794
Does anybody else think
this is very inappropriate?

713
00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,796
Ah, kids grow up so fast
these days.

714
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,631
Oh, my God.

715
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,500
Can you believe
I get to be married to that?

716
00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,852
No.

717
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,203
But we talk about it
all the time.

718
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,737
- Every day.
- Okay. I'm sorry,

719
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,473
jealous bitches.

720
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,208
Um, Jen.

721
00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,410
- Dana and I...
- Mm-hmm.

722
00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:14,478
We've been talking.

723
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,414
We're thinking of getting
the squad back together.

724
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,217
- What? For what?
- For the football game.

725
00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,385
Football players
equals cheerleaders.

726
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,887
Then I get to get
in a cheerleading uniform

727
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,623
and put it on my dating profile.
That's very hot to people.

728
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,792
You're married.

729
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,226
It's common-law.
I bought my own ring.

730
00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:31,728
I'm done with this conversation.

731
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:34,231
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna pass.
- Oh, you're gonna pass?

732
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,532
You're gonna pass
on watching Hodges

733
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,701
throw a football
in those tight-ass pants?

734
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:40,337
Mm. Huggin' it. Smell it.

735
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,139
No, I'm way too busy right now.

736
00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:45,375
- Oh, you're busy. She's busy.
- Okay.

737
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,576
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer.

738
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,445
Last week, you literally,

739
00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,614
you threw a birthday party
for your cat.

740
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,849
It was her 20th.

741
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,385
- We know.
- She turned 20.

742
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,753
It was a milestone.

743
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,355
Saddest thing I've ever been to.

744
00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,389
Fully.

745
00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:00,891
This party's kind of lame,
y'all.

746
00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:04,161
Don't worry.
The alcohol's about to kick in.

747
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,396
Led, there's no alcohol
at this party.

748
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:08,298
I spiked the punch bowl
at the adult table.

749
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,569
There's only one punch bowl.

750
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,538
Seriously?

751
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,607
<i>♪ If you the party
I'ma get at you ♪</i>

752
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,843
<i>♪ So, where you at?
So, where you at? ♪</i>

753
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,245
<i>♪ Hey you throw a party
I'ma get at you ♪</i>

754
00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:24,414
<i>♪ Hey you throw a party
I'ma get at you ♪</i>

755
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,550
<i>♪ Hey you throw a party
I'ma get at you ♪</i>

756
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,685
<i>♪ So, where you at?
So, where you at? ♪</i>

757
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,420
<i>♪ Hey... ♪</i>

758
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:31,454
Oh.

759
00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,323
I'm outtie.

760
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,826
I'm gonna make a phone call.
Excuse me.

761
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:37,961
I remember my first beer.

762
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,600
Yeah, okay.
Um, I'll see you soon.

763
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:45,570
Okay, bye.

764
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,407
Jen?

765
00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:51,708
- Hey.
- Hey.

766
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,476
- Hi.
- What're you doing out here?

767
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:55,979
Oh, just hiding out.

768
00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:58,582
Same as you.
When you don't have kids,

769
00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,317
you're just kind of
a creepy Aunt Jen

770
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,252
who's always just sort of
hanging around.

771
00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:04,921
Yeah, or, uh, the strange
Uncle Hodges, you know?

772
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,923
"Hey, don't sit on his knee.
He likes it."

773
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,392
So... um...

774
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,877
anyway,

775
00:37:10,878 --> 00:37:12,361
I just feel like we got off
on the wrong foot earlier.

776
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,397
- Actually the wrong bathroom.
- Right.

777
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,833
But, um,
just to make things clear,

778
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,635
nothing ever happened
with me and Brandy.

779
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:19,770
Hodges, it's okay. I don't care.

780
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:20,904
No, but seriously,
nothing ever happened.

781
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,573
No, I know.

782
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,241
Yeah, I just walked in
on my naked boyfriend

783
00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:26,843
- and the county exhibitionist.
- Okay.

784
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,446
But you know what?
I believe you.

785
00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,782
Okay. Great. Thank you.

786
00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:34,903
And it honestly doesn't matter
anyway. It was, like...

787
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,320
so long ago.

788
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:39,022
We're two totally different
people now.

789
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,025
Exactly. Yes! Yes.

790
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,527
Anything else
you need to resolve?

791
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,766
No. No, I'm good.

792
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,703
Okay. Well, I have to run.
My boss needs me.

793
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,672
- Okay.
- Okay.

794
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,508
But it was
nice seeing you again.

795
00:37:58,510 --> 00:37:59,576
Yeah. You, too.

796
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,713
All cleared up.

797
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,888
I'll call you back, Mom.

798
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,697
Uh, Boss,
it's hardly noticeable.

799
00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,499
No one's even gonna see it.

800
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,768
Cock-defeated!

801
00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:27,637
Get the fuck out of here!

802
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,374
Fuck you!

803
00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:32,942
It was a good throw, though.

804
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,347
Hello?

805
00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,515
Honey?

806
00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,717
- Hey.
- Did... did you call earlier

807
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,485
<i>- and hang up?</i>
- Pitter Pat.

808
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,770
No, no, no.

809
00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:45,371
- Why would you think that?
- Pitter Pat!

810
00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:47,691
Why are you whispering?

811
00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:49,959
I, uh, I'm at a meditation...

812
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,829
- for Mitchell.
- A meditation?

813
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,397
Uh, Mitchell was a Buddhist.

814
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,967
Judging from his behavior,

815
00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:58,501
I don't think
he was very religious, babe.

816
00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,969
Pitter Pat.

817
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,404
What's that?

818
00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:04,474
- What?
- Oh, Pitter Pat?

819
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,076
Uh, they're doing a chant.

820
00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:07,577
"Pitter..."

821
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,346
I should join in.

822
00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,680
<i>Call me when you can talk.</i>

823
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,849
- Love you. Bye.
- O... Okay.

824
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,618
Oh, shit, dang it. Man!

825
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,521
Son of a gun! Come on.

826
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,094
Hi, Mr. Man.

827
00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:27,097
- Hey, Brandy.
- It's a long walk home.

828
00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:28,398
You want a lift?

829
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,999
No, I'm good. Thank you.

830
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,801
I promise that I'll behave.

831
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:34,771
It's a long walk
to Meadowbrook Drive.

832
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,406
- I think I got it.
- I just...

833
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:39,142
I've been meaning
to give you something.

834
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:41,945
Oh, come on.

835
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,048
Uh...

836
00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:52,989
You hiding from your girlfriend?

837
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,158
- She's not my girlfriend.
- Then why were you hiding?

838
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,095
You know what? I'm gonna walk,
okay? Thank you so much.

839
00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:01,398
I will always love you,
Pat Hodges.

840
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,067
You're the only one for me!

841
00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:08,873
Hey, sexy.

842
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,141
I'll be there in five. Bye.

843
00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:20,150
- You cut grass in the winter?
- All year round.

844
00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:23,186
I don't have to, I just like
to be out here on the field,

845
00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:24,988
you know, be one with the earth.

846
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,690
You've had a one-man business
for quite some time, man.

847
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:30,427
You ever think about,
I don't know, expanding?

848
00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:32,028
It was supposed to be
a two-man business

849
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,062
- but...
- Okay.

850
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,948
You know what I mean, right?

851
00:40:34,949 --> 00:40:36,833
Get a crew of guys together,
then you got nothing but time,

852
00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,701
right? Rake in that cash,
lawn boy.

853
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,139
Is that what you do?

854
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,640
You got a team of men
working for you in the city?

855
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:46,209
Yeah. I mean, it's on a
different level, but yeah.

856
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,077
- Oh, yeah? Is that right?
- Yeah. Oh.

857
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,180
No, but I'm serious, man.

858
00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:52,582
You get somebody else
to do the work, then...

859
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,551
Then I can what?
Hang out at the Badger?

860
00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:57,120
Yes. Hit Lake Dirtybird
whenever you want, right?

861
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,022
Live in paradise.
Be your own boss.

862
00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,825
Sit and stare
at the big open sky?

863
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,027
Exactly.

864
00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:05,962
So you mean exactly
what I already do every day?

865
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:10,901
Yeah.

866
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,104
Suit up. We got practice.

867
00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:27,016
Hey! Yeah!

868
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,489
I have news.

869
00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:34,924
Sit.

870
00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,027
Regarding?

871
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,629
Jen Harrison.

872
00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:41,731
Speak.

873
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,766
- I spotted her with Hodges.
- When?

874
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,902
- Birthday party.
- Tabitha Dean's party?

875
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,104
- Yes.
- She's a little bitch.

876
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,607
So what went down?

877
00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:53,510
There was an interactive DJ.
There was ice cream cake.

878
00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:54,978
There was a piñata,
but the kids couldn't...

879
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,012
Between...

880
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,582
Jen and Hodges. Details.

881
00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:01,784
Secret meeting
out behind the fence.

882
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,787
Was there any...

883
00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:06,956
public display of affection?

884
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,059
There was a really sweet
daddy-daughter dance.

885
00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,295
- Everybody started tearing up...
- Between... Um...

886
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,597
Jen and Hodges.

887
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:19,636
Did they hold hands or kissed?

888
00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:21,838
Did he go up her shirt
or anything?

889
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,707
It was really dark,
so I couldn't tell.

890
00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:28,845
Down!

891
00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:30,246
Set!

892
00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:31,748
Hike!

893
00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:39,289
Damn it! I hate myself.

894
00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:40,590
My bad.

895
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,926
Black 80.

896
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,627
I'm your primary receiver.
Not brick hands.

897
00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:46,229
No, Coach McKinney
and I designed it.

898
00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,630
Primary is brick hands.

899
00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:49,032
Hey, my fucking hands are fine.

900
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:50,800
You catch more balls
with your taint.

901
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,235
See if you can catch this.

902
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,070
Take a bow, bitch. Come at me.

903
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:57,173
Test my gangster, motherfucker!
Test my gangster.

904
00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:00,743
Dude, you're supposed to throw
to me. No one expects it.

905
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:03,012
Yeah, no one expects it
because it's a bad play.

906
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,648
Black 80. You're supposed
to stay here and block for me.

907
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,650
I have run 10,000 routes
for you.

908
00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,152
Throw me the fucking football!

909
00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,322
This is fucking ridiculous!

910
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:15,124
Inmate!

911
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,760
Get back here
or I will shoot you!

912
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:18,861
Do me the favor.

913
00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,066
What the fuck, Fish?

914
00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,234
That wasn't me.

915
00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:29,138
Paintballs!

916
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:30,741
Take cover!

917
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,653
Mayday!

918
00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,056
Mayday! We're taking heavy fire!

919
00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:49,959
Mayday!

920
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,066
Fuck you, Hodges!

921
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,638
Come on, guys.
Let's get these assholes.

922
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,041
I'm going home.

923
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,879
<i>There's sloppy joes
in the fridge, Patrick.</i>

924
00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,080
I don't eat meat!

925
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,023
Finally.

926
00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,224
- Hi.
<i>- Hi.</i>

927
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:24,327
What's going on?
I haven't heard from you.

928
00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,129
I know. I'm sorry. It's just...

929
00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:29,899
This place. This town,
it's like a black hole.

930
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:32,835
All this bullshit went down
at practice today, and...

931
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,005
Practice?

932
00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:40,710
Hon, ar... are you there?
Did... did you say practice?

933
00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:43,713
Yeah, sure did. At the...
At the law practice.

934
00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,114
At the lawyer's.

935
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,983
What a bummer of a practice.

936
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,318
When are you getting here?

937
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,888
I... I'm not sure.

938
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,458
What do you mean
you're not sure?

939
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,860
<i>How much more work
can they make you do there?</i>

940
00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,029
Didn't you bury him already?

941
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,299
Hon, yes, but I'm the only one
with any sanity around here,

942
00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,801
so I have to keep things
together.

943
00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,705
Well, I want you here
for Thanksgiving.

944
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,306
<i>- So does Daddy.</i>
- I'm gonna try.

945
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,130
Try harder.

946
00:45:12,131 --> 00:45:13,953
Okay. You know what,
Mitchell is dead.

947
00:45:13,954 --> 00:45:15,776
- Have some compassion, God.
<i>- I don't get it.</i>

948
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,213
You weren't even really friends
with this guy,

949
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,048
<i>and suddenly you're the
only one that can help?</i>

950
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,917
Just because you don't see
somebody every day

951
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,919
doesn't mean they're still not
your best friend.

952
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:26,456
So, now he's your best friend
and not me?

953
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,925
No. That is not what I meant.

954
00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:34,997
- Fine.
- Fine.

955
00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,933
- Bye!
- Bye.

956
00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:42,171
Fuck.

957
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,944
Fuck! Son of a...

958
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:00,923
Fuck it.

959
00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:06,863
Woo-hoo!

960
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,200
- Hodges?
- Forty-five, forty-six.

961
00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,470
Jen? Wha...

962
00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:49,138
- Hi.
- Hey.

963
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,941
What's up?
I'm just getting my laps in.

964
00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:54,377
Also doing a little
environmental resistance.

965
00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:57,046
All the rage. A lot of people
are doing that nowadays.

966
00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:59,048
- But you still live here?
- Yeah.

967
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,050
I bought it from my parents.

968
00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:02,185
Well, how cool is that?

969
00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:05,354
That's great. I'm just doing
my seven-mile daily routine.

970
00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:08,090
Uh, burning some cals
before the big game, you know?

971
00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:09,525
But, uh, how are you?

972
00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:11,160
You look great. I'm great.

973
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,962
That's good. Listen,
I'm actually on my way...

974
00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,230
I'm not stalking you by the way.

975
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:16,199
It's not like I ran over here
to...

976
00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,834
I mean, yeah,
of course I ran over here.

977
00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:21,103
I'm in old P.E. clothes,
sweaty and stuff, but, uh,

978
00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,839
there's a hundred streets
I could've picked in this town,

979
00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,874
you know, and randomly
I picked this one.

980
00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,532
Fate? I don't know.

981
00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:28,189
- Hodges, I really should get...
- Got to stay in shape

982
00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:29,846
to beat Ronnie Best
and his band of goons.

983
00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:31,364
- Hodges...
- That asshole

984
00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:32,881
with his billboards
and his "Ron-defeated" crap

985
00:47:32,884 --> 00:47:35,201
all over our town.
Not to mention,

986
00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:37,519
his skanky-ass twin sister
popping up everywhere I look.

987
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,857
- I would not touch her with a...
- With a ten-foot pole?

988
00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:41,958
Yes. Thank you.

989
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,427
Hey, Ronnie, what's up, man?

990
00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,630
You're a cheap-shotter, Hodges.

991
00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:52,134
The funny thing about twins,
we feel each other's pain.

992
00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:53,469
So when you hurt
my little sister,

993
00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:54,937
you hurt me also.

994
00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,274
Let's roll, Jenny.

995
00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,876
Wait. Jenny, are you guys...

996
00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:00,878
- Yes.
- No.

997
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,246
- It's...
- We're...

998
00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:05,114
Kind of a gray area.

999
00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:07,083
Technically, he's my boss.

1000
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,553
This gal's the best
senior vice president

1001
00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,521
a CEO could ask for.

1002
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:14,624
Ain't that right, Jen-Jen?

1003
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,460
Thank you.

1004
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,904
Oh, no, thank...

1005
00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:29,539
you.

1006
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,975
You just got me
to the sympathy goal line.

1007
00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:34,977
Now I'm gonna score.

1008
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,146
What are you talking about?

1009
00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:40,483
I'm talking about SVP,
sneak up the middle,

1010
00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,118
drive through the hole and...

1011
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,054
Oh, yeah.

1012
00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:47,089
Oh, don't stop, Daddy.

1013
00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:49,493
Touchdown.

1014
00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:57,366
When I'm fucking her tonight,
I'm gonna be fucking you.

1015
00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,675
When I'm fucking her tonight,
I'm gonna be thinking of you.

1016
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:09,178
That's worse.

1017
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:11,348
Mm.

1018
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,451
Whatever.

1019
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,585
Later, losing team.

1020
00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:34,103
Getting that heart rate up?

1021
00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:37,107
Yes, sir.

1022
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:42,044
There's only three things
I do when I'm in Noble County.

1023
00:49:42,046 --> 00:49:44,046
I roll my window down.

1024
00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:45,681
I spit.

1025
00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:48,117
And I roll my window back up.

1026
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,454
I tell you what, QB...

1027
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,723
the rivalry runs deep,

1028
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:56,058
and this town...

1029
00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:58,227
really could use a victory.

1030
00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,261
You understand?

1031
00:49:59,731 --> 00:50:00,731
Yes, sir.

1032
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,599
Don't you run too far.

1033
00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:06,502
No, sir.

1034
00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,018
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Mom made sloppy joes.

1035
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:25,087
- No, I'm good. Remember?
- Oh, right.

1036
00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:26,789
You don't like meat anymore.

1037
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,357
No,
it's not that I don't like meat.

1038
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,027
It's that...
Damn, that smells so good.

1039
00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,328
Help yourself. I'm stuffed.

1040
00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,732
- Has Mom talked to you?
- What?

1041
00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:39,201
Your Aunt Carol's got the gout.

1042
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,537
Feet swell up like clown shoes,

1043
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,606
so she and I are gonna be gone
for a couple days.

1044
00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:45,708
Well, give her a hug for me.

1045
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,527
- I'll try.
- Okay.

1046
00:50:47,528 --> 00:50:49,345
It's a shame we're not gonna
be here for the parade.

1047
00:50:49,347 --> 00:50:50,780
But we'll be back
for the big game.

1048
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,083
All right.

1049
00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:56,286
Hey, Dad?

1050
00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,087
Uh-huh?

1051
00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:01,057
What do you think
of this whole Turkey Bowl thing?

1052
00:51:05,129 --> 00:51:06,395
Well, you haven't been around.

1053
00:51:07,298 --> 00:51:08,298
Putnam...

1054
00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:10,466
had it pretty rough.

1055
00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:12,668
You know, after your game
was snowed out,

1056
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,603
some people say
that storm was a curse.

1057
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:16,672
Yeah, I've been hearing that.

1058
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:18,841
And then after the Turkey Bowl,

1059
00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:20,810
you remember
that Noble had a better record,

1060
00:51:20,812 --> 00:51:22,845
and they went on to win
the state championship.

1061
00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:25,748
For a small town,
that's quite an accomplishment.

1062
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,551
Put 'em on the map.
People knew Noble.

1063
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,486
Noble thrived and...

1064
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:32,688
left Putnam in the shadows.

1065
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:36,826
<i>Eddie? I don't want to be
on the road too late.</i>

1066
00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:39,261
I'm coming! Hey.

1067
00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:41,564
No funny business around here

1068
00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:43,232
- while we're gone, okay?
- Okay.

1069
00:51:48,172 --> 00:51:49,172
Patrick?

1070
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:54,243
Look, I know people take this
real serious around here...

1071
00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:57,279
but at the end of the day...

1072
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,782
it's just a football game.

1073
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,765
Mm. Oh, my God.

1074
00:52:23,274 --> 00:52:24,406
What the...

1075
00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,344
Oh... God.

1076
00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:32,181
Jeez. Nolan, how long you been
hanging up there, man?

1077
00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,617
You all right?

1078
00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:38,842
I don't know. I must have...

1079
00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:43,259
- blacked out or something.
- Oh, man.

1080
00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:44,293
Uh...

1081
00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,664
Ronnie's goons.

1082
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:50,599
Town rivalry, though. It's...

1083
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:53,369
It's okay.
It's part of the job. I'm okay.

1084
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:54,904
Hey, can I get you a ride home?

1085
00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,405
Uh...

1086
00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:58,707
- No, I got my bike.
- I'll grab your bike.

1087
00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,944
Let me get that for you, bud.
There you go.

1088
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,812
There you go.

1089
00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:05,948
Thanks for getting me down.

1090
00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:07,383
Yeah.

1091
00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:09,285
You always save the day, Hodges.

1092
00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:13,622
Oh. Thanks, Nolan.

1093
00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,626
Okay. All right.

1094
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,828
That's good. All right, buddy.

1095
00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:21,297
Ride safe, huh?

1096
00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,298
Suit up.

1097
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,266
Yeah, get your helmet on.

1098
00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:26,335
See you, dude.

1099
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:30,806
Be careful of the tree there.

1100
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:32,608
Yeah, careful of the... Yeah.

1101
00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:33,876
Go around that.

1102
00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:37,580
There. Just fix your...
Yeah, see you, buddy.

1103
00:53:40,351 --> 00:53:41,650
Wow.

1104
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:42,851
Oh, God.

1105
00:53:58,603 --> 00:53:59,603
You rang?

1106
00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:01,770
We got to talk.

1107
00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:05,941
- What's going on?
- We got to talk.

1108
00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:07,176
- Yeah.
- Now?

1109
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,410
- Yes.
- Come on. Grab your keys.

1110
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:09,445
Hold on.

1111
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,249
Wait. Sonny, what are you doing?

1112
00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:17,386
I don't know. My team needs me.

1113
00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:22,391
Okay,
just use the front door, though.

1114
00:54:22,393 --> 00:54:24,326
- I mean...
- Can I use the window?

1115
00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:25,928
It's a lot more exciting
this way.

1116
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,430
Yeah, all right. That's fine.
I need you to get baby formula,

1117
00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:29,798
though, because I have to pump
and dump.

1118
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,300
- Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait.

1119
00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:32,801
Could you ask her
if you can bring your balls too?

1120
00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,403
- What was that, Mitchell?
- Nothing.

1121
00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,938
- Bye, guys.
- Okay, love you, sweetie.

1122
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,006
I love you. Be good.

1123
00:54:37,008 --> 00:54:38,407
- Okay.
- All right.

1124
00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:52,554
What are we doing here?

1125
00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:54,890
Okay. I can only take so much.

1126
00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:57,526
Tonight, I had to cut Nolan
out of a tree in my front yard.

1127
00:54:57,528 --> 00:54:59,862
- Welcome to our world.
- Why are we at Rambling Oaks?

1128
00:54:59,864 --> 00:55:01,563
This is the plan.

1129
00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:03,465
- Recruit old people?
- No.

1130
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:06,468
- We're getting Coach.
- Oh.

1131
00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:08,437
Yeah, that's the first
good call you've made.

1132
00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:10,372
Hey, guys, our QB is back.

1133
00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:12,107
- Let's do this.
- Wait, wait.

1134
00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:13,841
This place is a fortress.
Cammie's meemaw lives here.

1135
00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:15,477
You can't sign her out
unless you're family.

1136
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,845
That's why
we're sneaking him out.

1137
00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,505
Hey, Coach.

1138
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:45,842
Hey.

1139
00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:50,946
- Is it game time yet, boys?
- Yeah.

1140
00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:52,014
Okay, okay.

1141
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,950
Every down is played
from the ground up,

1142
00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,419
from the very soles of our feet

1143
00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:59,521
to the tops
of our hard-hitting heads.

1144
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,924
Every fiber of you
goes into the game.

1145
00:56:01,926 --> 00:56:04,493
You'll leave it all
on the field.

1146
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,096
And the last thing you do...

1147
00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,599
before you take
your dying breath...

1148
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,405
is go out there and beat
the living shit out of Noble.

1149
00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:18,440
Yeah!

1150
00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,475
Let's go.

1151
00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:23,645
Every down we must play
from the ground up,

1152
00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:26,682
from the very soles of our feet

1153
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,984
to the tops
of our hard-hitting heads.

1154
00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,987
Every down we must play
from the ground up,

1155
00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:34,923
- from the very soles of...
- All right. Well, note to self.

1156
00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,158
Next time I plan a kidnapping,

1157
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,527
make sure the victim
hasn't lost his mind.

1158
00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:39,862
It could be worse.

1159
00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:41,497
- How?
- From the very soles

1160
00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:42,631
of our feet...

1161
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,066
What is that smell?

1162
00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,503
Coach made a poopy.

1163
00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:48,804
Butt wipes are in the glove box.

1164
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,473
Wha...

1165
00:56:51,475 --> 00:56:52,708
Who's gonna watch him?

1166
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,978
Every down we must play
from the ground up...

1167
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,479
Roshambo.

1168
00:56:57,481 --> 00:56:58,781
Yep.

1169
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,516
One, two, three, shoot.

1170
00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:01,884
Fuck!

1171
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:04,720
Every fiber of you must go
into the game.

1172
00:57:04,722 --> 00:57:06,855
Speaking of fiber,
you should change him soon, Led.

1173
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:08,524
Fuck all y'all.

1174
00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:10,192
Every fiber of you
must go into the game.

1175
00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:11,794
Hey, isn't that Ronnie's house?

1176
00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:15,898
Every fiber of you
must go into the game.

1177
00:57:20,171 --> 00:57:21,703
Lawn job!

1178
00:57:21,705 --> 00:57:23,138
Yeah!

1179
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:28,143
Let's get out there and beat
the living shit out of Noble!

1180
00:57:40,191 --> 00:57:41,590
Is it game time yet?

1181
00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:44,092
No, Coach! Go back to bed.

1182
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,064
Damn.

1183
00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:51,700
Goddamn it.

1184
00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:57,039
Pu... Puh... Put-a-nam roles...

1185
00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,074
"Put-a-nam roles"?

1186
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,609
It says, "Putnam rules!"

1187
00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:04,146
Take a lap.

1188
00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:08,016
Around the fucking block!

1189
00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,552
Yeah, you heard him!
Come on! Let's go! Let's go!

1190
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,793
All right.

1191
00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:21,263
It's time to go back
to the beginning. The basics.

1192
00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:23,265
Time to rediscover
what it was about this game

1193
00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:25,000
that made us love it so much.

1194
00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:27,569
Now, we all learned how to play
football on this lawn.

1195
00:58:27,571 --> 00:58:30,939
We would play until it got
so dark we couldn't see anymore.

1196
00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:32,674
Or until our moms called us
for dinner.

1197
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,277
Or until Mr. Vogel
chased us off.

1198
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:36,879
God rest his soul.

1199
00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:39,114
And parked across the street
every Saturday morning

1200
00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,283
like a professional scout,
watching us develop

1201
00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:45,888
our individual skills, was a man
with true spirit, true grit,

1202
00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:48,190
and the smartest mind
in all of football.

1203
00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:49,591
Whoo-hoo!

1204
00:58:49,593 --> 00:58:51,026
Led, would you...

1205
00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,733
- Coach, get down from there.
- Make me.

1206
00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,968
It was the spirit of Coach
and the love of football

1207
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,303
that brought us together.

1208
00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,572
So today,
we're gonna start fresh.

1209
00:59:03,574 --> 00:59:05,040
Take a page out of our own past.

1210
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:07,576
Dog pile!

1211
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:12,781
Get him!

1212
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:23,959
Okay, guys.

1213
00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:25,161
You know that I'm really happy
that Sonny's playing

1214
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,362
- in the Turkey Bowl...
- Maybe.

1215
00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:27,563
But he's been
so damn tired lately,

1216
00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:29,064
there's been
a whole lot of foreplay

1217
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,699
and not a lot of touchdowns.

1218
00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:32,134
Ooh! You know what you need?

1219
00:59:32,136 --> 00:59:33,136
Here you go.

1220
00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:34,903
Boom.

1221
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,838
- Fresher breath?
- And a fresher tulip

1222
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,007
in your downstairs garden. Okay?

1223
00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,476
- Three speeds.
- Oh. Uh-huh.

1224
00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:41,944
Look at it.
You can put it in anything.

1225
00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:43,645
- You can take it anywhere.
- Okay.

1226
00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,980
I once did it
in a public restroom.

1227
00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:47,082
Oh, all right.
So Mitchell's fully living

1228
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,750
in the garage then, still?

1229
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,586
Even when he was living
in the house,

1230
00:59:50,588 --> 00:59:52,204
I was using this.

1231
00:59:52,205 --> 00:59:53,821
Wait, but what do you use
for your toothbrush?

1232
00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:54,990
My giant dildo.

1233
00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:57,793
- Jen.
- What?

1234
00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,095
- What are you so consumed with?
- I'm just reading an article.

1235
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,297
Oh, okay. Cool.
Let me see that. Cute.

1236
01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:04,500
- Oh.
- Read it.

1237
01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:06,702
Senator Sinclair's sexy,
sultry daughter, Ashley.

1238
01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:09,037
"I'm super airbrushed and rich."

1239
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,840
You have a lady-boner
for Hodges.

1240
01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:12,908
Hardly.

1241
01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:15,077
Um, I've Googled her 1000 times.
Okay?

1242
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,079
And you are
way more scrumptious.

1243
01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:19,247
- Fully.
- Everyone needs to calm down.

1244
01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:20,716
- He's engaged.
- So?

1245
01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,250
Yeah. He's not married yet,
girl.

1246
01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:23,702
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, what?

1247
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,153
- I almost forgot.
- Oh, that's right.

1248
01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,989
You're gonna poop yourself.

1249
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,760
- Oh, my God, no. Stop it.
- I already got...

1250
01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:34,396
- Where did you get these?
- Dana had 'em made for us!

1251
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:36,632
- They're so cool!
- I know.

1252
01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:38,900
I know. I'm gonna
shove my whole body in one.

1253
01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:40,569
And when you say "us,"

1254
01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,237
you're not including me
in that "us," right?

1255
01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:43,338
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

1256
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,806
No. I already told you guys no.

1257
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,274
- Yes.
- No.

1258
01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:47,676
- Jen.
- No.

1259
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,647
Oh, okay. That's fine. Okay.

1260
01:00:51,649 --> 01:00:53,715
I didn't want to
have to do this.

1261
01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:54,816
- No?
- But I'm gonna.

1262
01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:56,852
I bet you Ashley Sinclair

1263
01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:58,920
wasn't the captain
of her cheer squad

1264
01:00:58,922 --> 01:01:00,255
three years running.

1265
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:02,724
- Hit it.
- Bloop-bloop.

1266
01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:10,098
Okay, the score
is Putnam, seven. Noble, seven.

1267
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:11,833
Twenty seconds to go
in the first half.

1268
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,068
- Watch this play.
<i>- Set!</i>

1269
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,236
Black 80.

1270
01:01:14,238 --> 01:01:16,038
Mitchell blocks.

1271
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:18,039
Sonny D does a post.
I hit him in the hands, and...

1272
01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,242
he drops it.

1273
01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:31,720
And here's where the storm
comes in.

1274
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,757
Damn.

1275
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,859
From out of nowhere.

1276
01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:41,129
<i>Set, hut.</i>

1277
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,002
Holy shit, Hodges! Is that you?

1278
01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:49,738
Yeah, man. That's all of us.

1279
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:56,144
You haven't changed.

1280
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,788
<i>Go, a touchdown!</i>

1281
01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:07,956
We were so young.

1282
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:12,961
Time flies, boys.

1283
01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,412
<i>♪ Well the years
Start coming... ♪</i>

1284
01:02:32,131 --> 01:02:33,881
<i>♪ Fed to the rules
And I hit the ground running ♪</i>

1285
01:02:33,884 --> 01:02:35,984
<i>♪ Didn't make sense
Not to live for fun ♪</i>

1286
01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:38,286
<i>♪ Your brain gets smart
But your head gets dumb ♪</i>

1287
01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:39,988
<i>♪ So much to do
So much to see... ♪</i>

1288
01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:41,089
Down!

1289
01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:42,858
Set!

1290
01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:44,826
Hike!

1291
01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:47,062
<i>♪ You'll never shine
If you don't glow ♪</i>

1292
01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:52,200
<i>♪ Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play ♪</i>

1293
01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:56,805
<i>♪ Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid ♪</i>

1294
01:02:56,807 --> 01:03:00,308
<i>♪ And all that glitters
Is gold ♪</i>

1295
01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:02,444
<i>♪ Only shooting stars... ♪</i>

1296
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:03,979
Is it game time yet?

1297
01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,347
No, Coach. Come on!

1298
01:03:07,039 --> 01:03:08,728
<i>♪ It's a cool place
And they say it gets colder ♪</i>

1299
01:03:08,729 --> 01:03:10,418
<i>♪ You're bundled up now
Wait till you get older ♪</i>

1300
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,387
<i>♪ But the meteor men
Beg to differ ♪</i>

1301
01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:14,523
<i>♪ Judging by the hole
In the satellite picture ♪</i>

1302
01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:16,992
<i>♪ The ice we skate
Is getting pretty thin ♪</i>

1303
01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,227
<i>♪ The water's getting warm
So you might as well swim ♪</i>

1304
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:21,797
<i>♪ My world's on fire
How about yours? ♪</i>

1305
01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:24,032
<i>♪ That's the way I like it
And I never get bored ♪</i>

1306
01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:28,103
<i>♪ Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play ♪</i>

1307
01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:30,989
Selfie!

1308
01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:33,874
<i>♪ Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid ♪</i>

1309
01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:36,411
<i>♪ All that glitters is gold ♪</i>

1310
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:42,016
<i>♪ Only shooting stars
Break the mold... ♪</i>

1311
01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,588
Go!

1312
01:03:47,825 --> 01:03:49,891
Go! Go!

1313
01:03:51,128 --> 01:03:52,928
<i>♪ Go for the moon... ♪</i>

1314
01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:56,932
Left, right.
Left, right. Left, right.

1315
01:03:56,934 --> 01:04:01,369
Left, right. Left, right.
Left, right...

1316
01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:06,141
<i>♪ Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play ♪</i>

1317
01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:10,445
<i>♪ Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid ♪</i>

1318
01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:14,149
<i>♪ And all that glitters
Is gold ♪</i>

1319
01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:18,854
<i>♪ Only shooting stars
Break the mold ♪</i>

1320
01:04:18,856 --> 01:04:23,358
<i>♪ And all that glitters
Is gold ♪</i>

1321
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,627
<i>♪ Only shooting stars ♪</i>

1322
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,896
<i>♪ Break the mold ♪</i> - Dana.

1323
01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:30,432
Welcome.
Well, Thursday is the big day.

1324
01:04:31,134 --> 01:04:33,268
Tell you what.

1325
01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:35,403
We got a lot to be thankful
for this holiday season,

1326
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:37,205
especially the Turkey Bowl.

1327
01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:41,610
Now, as tradition...

1328
01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:46,248
it's time to kick our event off
by crowning

1329
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,383
the Grand Gobble Marshals.

1330
01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,355
May I have the first name,
please?

1331
01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:01,997
Jennifer Harrison.

1332
01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:04,599
What?

1333
01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:06,935
What?

1334
01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,036
Wow.

1335
01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:17,279
Yeah, baby!

1336
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,014
May I have
the second name, please?

1337
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:25,654
Patrick Hodges!

1338
01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:29,224
Oh, no! How did this happen?

1339
01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:31,626
How did this happen?
It's a miracle!

1340
01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:33,295
- Oh, God.
- You two.

1341
01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:35,230
Those two, those two...

1342
01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,987
Hey, who wants candy?

1343
01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,391
I read an article
about your fiancé.

1344
01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:38,660
- Oh. Was it a good one?
- Yeah.

1345
01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:42,230
Yeah, I mean, it talked about
the fact that she works

1346
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:44,566
- with Down Syndrome kids.
- She does?

1347
01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:47,435
Oh, right.
Yeah, uh, she does. Yep.

1348
01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,605
After reading about her,
I don't blame you.

1349
01:06:50,607 --> 01:06:54,676
I mean, she's gorgeous.
Her family's powerful.

1350
01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,045
Of course, she's the one, right?

1351
01:06:57,681 --> 01:07:00,081
Well, yeah. She's gorgeous.

1352
01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,250
And she's funny and smart
and charming.

1353
01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:04,552
It's everything you want,
you know,

1354
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:06,254
when you're looking
for someone. Yeah.

1355
01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,656
How come she didn't come back
with you?

1356
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:10,425
For the funeral?

1357
01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:13,595
It's a long story.

1358
01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,197
I miss her.

1359
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,300
That's nice.

1360
01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:20,101
Must feel good...

1361
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:21,803
to miss someone.

1362
01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:26,708
Can I ask you a question?

1363
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,543
- Yeah, of course.
- Okay.

1364
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:29,778
Tell me about this gray area.

1365
01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:33,448
Oh, yeah. I don't know.
We've been on and off.

1366
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,216
Currently off.

1367
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,520
But I have to be honest,
I've thought about it.

1368
01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:41,089
He treats me well.

1369
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,557
Pays me well.

1370
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:46,161
Of course,
I basically built his company.

1371
01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:50,098
Those obnoxious billboards
are actually my idea.

1372
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,766
That was you?

1373
01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:53,408
- Yeah, shouldn't have said that.
- Yikes.

1374
01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:57,238
I don't know.

1375
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,208
Something's been
holding me back.

1376
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:02,377
Yeah, maybe the fact
that he's an asshole.

1377
01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:03,379
Totally.

1378
01:08:04,381 --> 01:08:06,414
I do get to see another side
of him.

1379
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:10,385
The same way, I'm sure
you see other sides of Ashley.

1380
01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:13,488
That's fair. Yeah.

1381
01:08:18,095 --> 01:08:19,594
So what's the date?

1382
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,628
For what?

1383
01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:22,331
Your wedding?

1384
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,834
Oh! Um. Yes. So...

1385
01:08:25,836 --> 01:08:28,503
we're not technically engaged...

1386
01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:31,639
yet, so there's no...
There's no date or anything yet.

1387
01:08:35,378 --> 01:08:36,344
So, Ronnie.

1388
01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:39,314
You guys are off,
but you were on?

1389
01:08:39,883 --> 01:08:41,816
Why were you on?

1390
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:44,553
Uh...

1391
01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:50,225
There's not a lot to choose from
in a small town...

1392
01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:52,660
even with dating apps.

1393
01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:57,165
But process of elimination
is never a good reason

1394
01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,567
- to settle down with someone.
- No.

1395
01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:03,771
I guess I'm old fashioned...

1396
01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:06,602
but I still believe
in chemistry...

1397
01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:11,513
being with that person
that makes your heart race...

1398
01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:14,282
someone you'll always
have a crush on.

1399
01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,357
But I better hurry up.

1400
01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,425
Especially if I want kids.

1401
01:09:24,427 --> 01:09:26,828
I'm not getting any younger.

1402
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:27,862
Tell me about it.

1403
01:09:32,302 --> 01:09:33,302
Come on.

1404
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:38,239
What are you getting me into?

1405
01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:41,176
Man, this place
brings back memories.

1406
01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:44,445
Sure does.

1407
01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:50,619
You know...

1408
01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:55,323
I lost my virginity right here
where we're standing.

1409
01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:56,791
Yeah, no, I know. I was there.

1410
01:09:57,928 --> 01:10:00,562
- Was that you?
- Oh, come on.

1411
01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:03,798
Oh, I'm just messing with you.

1412
01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:06,968
A girl never forgets her first.

1413
01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,505
Or any of them really.

1414
01:10:11,474 --> 01:10:12,740
Some I'd love to forget.

1415
01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:14,342
Yeah, sure.
I got a couple of those.

1416
01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,849
So does Ashley want kids?

1417
01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:25,787
No.

1418
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:28,489
That's too bad.

1419
01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:31,593
I always thought
you'd make a wonderful dad.

1420
01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:33,962
Thanks.

1421
01:10:33,964 --> 01:10:37,865
Oh. Well, I guess
that's our cue.

1422
01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,571
I just have
one more question for you.

1423
01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:46,408
What's up?

1424
01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:49,944
Was Ashley the, uh...

1425
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:53,381
captain of her
high school cheer-leading squad?

1426
01:10:54,884 --> 01:10:57,518
No. She went to an
all-girls private school...

1427
01:10:58,521 --> 01:10:59,988
and she hates sports.

1428
01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:02,924
Why?

1429
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,326
Just curious.

1430
01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,735
Oh, great. All right.

1431
01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:15,770
- No!
- God!

1432
01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:17,804
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, no!

1433
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:33,621
Jesus, Ronnie, you scared
the hell out of me, man.

1434
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,623
So...

1435
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,425
you have been staying in shape.

1436
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:39,927
What the hell do you want?

1437
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:42,964
Hey. Give that back.
Give it back.

1438
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,032
- Mm-hmm.
- Give it to me.

1439
01:11:44,034 --> 01:11:45,466
Hey, uh-uh!

1440
01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:48,836
I wonder
how your fiancé would feel

1441
01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:51,739
seeing you as Grand Gobble
Marshal tonight...

1442
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,476
moving in on my girl.

1443
01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:57,845
She's not your girl right now,
Ronnie.

1444
01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,781
She's not yours, either.

1445
01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:05,520
And what are you doing
with my sister's underwear?

1446
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:08,723
Wha...
Why don't you just ask her?

1447
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,391
You know what?
And the fact that you know

1448
01:12:10,393 --> 01:12:12,033
that they're hers
is beyond dysfunctional.

1449
01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,814
You come into my town

1450
01:12:15,815 --> 01:12:17,632
and think you can just sweep
all the girls in my life

1451
01:12:17,634 --> 01:12:18,634
off their feet?

1452
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:22,337
You make me sick.

1453
01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:25,540
Ronnie...

1454
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,475
- why are you here?
- What are you?

1455
01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:30,011
You don't even care
about this game.

1456
01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:33,748
Big city hot...

1457
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:37,919
shit with a famous
political fiancé.

1458
01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:39,287
You'll be gone tomorrow night...

1459
01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:40,654
- Oh, my God.
- While the rest of the town

1460
01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,056
gets to pick up the pieces.

1461
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,128
You're a good QB, Hodges.

1462
01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:50,965
Maybe even better than me.

1463
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,937
Did I say that out loud?

1464
01:12:55,939 --> 01:12:56,939
No.

1465
01:12:57,807 --> 01:12:58,873
Good.

1466
01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:01,876
You can't win this game.

1467
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,911
We have a better team.
Always have.

1468
01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:07,815
Put-nam can't survive
another loss to Noble.

1469
01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:09,984
- It's "Putnam."
- Do you really want to see me

1470
01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:11,853
bulldoze the Badger Hole?

1471
01:13:11,855 --> 01:13:14,489
It'll be the final nail
in the coffin for Put-nam.

1472
01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,758
A year from now,

1473
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,494
your boys will be begging
to work for my crew.

1474
01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:21,964
Now...

1475
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:24,932
fear not.

1476
01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:27,735
I'm a businessman.

1477
01:13:29,139 --> 01:13:31,472
The only reason
we're playing this game...

1478
01:13:32,475 --> 01:13:33,908
is 'cause you came back.

1479
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:37,011
So here's what I propose.

1480
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:41,917
You...

1481
01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:44,619
fly away.

1482
01:13:49,893 --> 01:13:50,958
And...

1483
01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,998
we don't play the game.

1484
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000
Fat Jack keeps his bar.

1485
01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:01,769
I'll stay on my side
of the tracks.

1486
01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,440
Put-nam is spared
from more humiliation

1487
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:07,675
and can continue to live
in Noble's shadow.

1488
01:14:11,014 --> 01:14:12,046
Yeah.

1489
01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,118
Well...

1490
01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:20,922
looks like you've got
some decisions to make.

1491
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,625
Your call, QB.

1492
01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,118
Oh...

1493
01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:54,690
God.

1494
01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,528
<i>And in tracking
this upcoming storm,</i>

1495
01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:01,829
<i>it looks like there could be
a lot of snow</i>

1496
01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,998
<i>dumping on the Midwest
in the next few days.</i>

1497
01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:06,100
<i>In other news...</i>

1498
01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:08,536
<i>Senator Sinclair's
first skeleton</i>

1499
01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:09,737
<i>has come out of the closet</i>

1500
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:12,206
<i>in his long race
to the White House.</i>

1501
01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:13,608
<i>Could this...</i>

1502
01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,627
<i>fascist</i>

1503
01:15:15,628 --> 01:15:17,645
<i>bar-brawling boyfriend
of the Senator's daughter</i>

1504
01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:18,846
<i>destroy his campaign?</i>

1505
01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,732
Is it game time yet?

1506
01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:39,534
No, Coach. Go back to bed.

1507
01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:41,169
Boop.

1508
01:15:42,238 --> 01:15:44,272
Straight legs and hold!

1509
01:15:44,274 --> 01:15:45,940
- There he is.
- Hey, hey!

1510
01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,575
Nothing like
an early morning jog

1511
01:15:47,577 --> 01:15:49,777
in the crisp Oklahoma air.
Am I right?

1512
01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:53,681
Complements
of my expense account.

1513
01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,117
Oh!

1514
01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:58,185
Yeah!

1515
01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,121
- Yeah, baby!
- Yes!

1516
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,189
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

1517
01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,658
All right, guys.
Last practice...

1518
01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:04,992
- Yeah.
- So let's do this!

1519
01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:12,600
- Fuck this.
- Yeah.

1520
01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,668
Take him out.

1521
01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:17,271
- Who? Hodges?
- Yes.

1522
01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:20,675
Take him where?

1523
01:16:22,011 --> 01:16:23,711
Take him out of the game.

1524
01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:25,780
Run him over. Break his arm.

1525
01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:27,014
- I don't care.
- Okay.

1526
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:29,150
Can't afford to lose this game.

1527
01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:31,352
It'll ruin my rep, my career...

1528
01:16:32,288 --> 01:16:33,721
my slogan.

1529
01:16:33,723 --> 01:16:35,957
Well, yeah.
Just trying to say, you know,

1530
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,892
we've all been practicing really
hard, and...

1531
01:16:37,894 --> 01:16:40,995
Okay, fine.
Fine! Fine. Fine. God!

1532
01:16:42,332 --> 01:16:43,698
I'll do it myself.

1533
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,601
I mean, isn't there another way?

1534
01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:48,769
Your plan seems pretty mean.

1535
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,277
You're fired.

1536
01:16:56,346 --> 01:16:57,878
Ronnie, you can't fire me.

1537
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,281
I have a kid with special needs.

1538
01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:02,683
You'd better add hunger
to that list of special needs.

1539
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,630
- Hello!
- Hodges!

1540
01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,365
- Hey!
- What's up?

1541
01:17:17,367 --> 01:17:18,766
Oh, man,
this place looks the same.

1542
01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:19,934
- What's going on?
- What's up, guys?

1543
01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:21,268
The rental car company
tried to ship it

1544
01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:23,804
to its rightful owner,
but I intercepted it.

1545
01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:26,407
Oh, shit! Thank you, dude.

1546
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:29,710
Boys, it's time for our
night-before tradition.

1547
01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:31,946
- Yeah!
- Buddy...

1548
01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,281
- it's good to have you back.
- Thanks, buddy. You know what?

1549
01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,117
- It's good to be back.
- Oh, it's good to be back?

1550
01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:37,952
Yeah, yeah!

1551
01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:40,087
Hodges, your parents still out
of town?

1552
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:42,823
Yeah, why?

1553
01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:55,302
Shit.

1554
01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:02,710
Okay. You want to see mean?

1555
01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:05,112
I'll show you mean.

1556
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:30,971
Taste the heat.

1557
01:18:41,284 --> 01:18:44,318
No. Oh! Oh, shit!

1558
01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:46,287
Oh, shit.

1559
01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:50,057
It wasn't me. It wasn't me.

1560
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:53,461
Oh!

1561
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:04,038
Damn it.

1562
01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:10,911
Shit.

1563
01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,984
Noble Knights win their fights.

1564
01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,901
Let's go Badgers!

1565
01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:36,203
- Yeah!
- I got it right this time!

1566
01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:37,271
You did.

1567
01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:38,338
- Oh. Wow.
- What time do you guys

1568
01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,406
want to be there tomorrow?

1569
01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:41,175
Uh, that depends.

1570
01:19:41,177 --> 01:19:43,544
- On what?
- On how hungover we are.

1571
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,297
Why?

1572
01:19:46,298 --> 01:19:48,482
- Because there's a pep rally...
- At Hodges' house!

1573
01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:55,856
<i>♪ I've never had
To knock on wood ♪</i>

1574
01:19:55,858 --> 01:19:58,326
<i>♪ But I know someone... ♪</i>

1575
01:19:58,327 --> 01:20:00,795
Guys, just be cool in the house,
okay? Careful. Jesus.

1576
01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:04,198
Hey, Coach, how you doing?

1577
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,368
Everything good? Hi.
Good to see you.

1578
01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:10,805
All right. Well, holler
if you need anything, okay?

1579
01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:12,807
- Shotgun!
- Hey, wait, wait, wait, guys.

1580
01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:13,974
Can you please...

1581
01:20:15,411 --> 01:20:17,211
do that outside?

1582
01:20:20,516 --> 01:20:21,982
Hey, where you going?

1583
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,084
- Where you going?
- I'm gonna sing.

1584
01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:32,293
God damn it, Ronnie.

1585
01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:35,296
Same blood, different body.

1586
01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,364
Oh, shit, Brandy. Come on.

1587
01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:39,133
I am so jealous.

1588
01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:41,869
Looks like you got
some decisions to make.

1589
01:20:41,871 --> 01:20:43,838
Brandy, take that off.

1590
01:20:45,374 --> 01:20:46,407
Okay.

1591
01:20:46,409 --> 01:20:48,576
No... no... I meant the ring.

1592
01:20:48,578 --> 01:20:50,344
You can't just get naked
without my consent.

1593
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,979
It's like a...
That's like a thing.

1594
01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,447
Can you just give me the ring,
please?

1595
01:20:53,449 --> 01:20:55,516
Well, you gonna have
to come get it.

1596
01:20:56,452 --> 01:20:57,518
Oh, God.

1597
01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:03,157
Stop undressing me
with your eyes.

1598
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:07,595
Eighty-eight?

1599
01:21:07,597 --> 01:21:09,864
I mean,
I couldn't wear just one.

1600
01:21:09,866 --> 01:21:11,031
That would be trashy.

1601
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,067
Damn it. Brandy,
just give me the... Shit.

1602
01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,402
I have waited for this moment...

1603
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,604
- Just...
- for years.

1604
01:21:16,606 --> 01:21:18,472
It's stuck. I can't...

1605
01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:19,506
- pull it.
- Harder.

1606
01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:21,458
- Ow!
- Harder.

1607
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,409
- Just...
- Take me you dirty bird, you!

1608
01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,045
Shit.

1609
01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,248
Just stay still and relax.
I'll do it myself!

1610
01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:28,582
Hodges?

1611
01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:30,918
- Oh, my God.
- Woah!

1612
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,353
Hey, Jen.

1613
01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:33,921
You ever heard
of knocking, bitch?

1614
01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,322
This is not
what you think it is.

1615
01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:37,391
- Yes, it is.
- It's okay. I don't care.

1616
01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,360
- It's okay. She doesn't care.
- No...

1617
01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:41,195
I just came by to say
have a good game tomorrow.

1618
01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,197
- Thank you, Jen.
- No, no, no, get off.

1619
01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:44,899
- No, no...
- Jen.

1620
01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:46,033
Pitter Pat.

1621
01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:49,536
Jen. Wait. Jen, wait!

1622
01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:51,338
Whatever. It's okay.
I don't care.

1623
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,940
No. I can explain.

1624
01:21:52,942 --> 01:21:54,508
Nothing happened.
I swear to God.

1625
01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:55,643
Right. Yeah.

1626
01:21:55,645 --> 01:21:57,945
Just like Lake Dirtybird.

1627
01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:01,615
Whatever. It...
I don't even know why I'm upset.

1628
01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,951
We're not even...
It doesn't matter.

1629
01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:05,686
Look, it does matter...

1630
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:07,388
'cause...

1631
01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:09,590
goddamn it, this town...

1632
01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,558
just fucking brings out
the worst in me.

1633
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,595
What am I even doing?
I should be in a cabin in Vail

1634
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,463
sipping hot toddies
with my fiancé

1635
01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:18,933
and the future president,
but no, uh. Here I am,

1636
01:22:18,935 --> 01:22:20,668
running around
like I'm fucking bonkers.

1637
01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:22,937
Ashley is not here with me

1638
01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,139
because, well, one,
she hates it here,

1639
01:22:25,141 --> 01:22:27,692
and I don't blame her.

1640
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:30,244
And two, because I lied to her
about Mitchell's death.

1641
01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:32,079
I did. She has no idea

1642
01:22:32,081 --> 01:22:33,414
that I threw Ronnie
through a window,

1643
01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:35,249
got arrested.
And for my sentence,

1644
01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,685
I am stuck here
finishing the '99 Turkey Bowl

1645
01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:40,254
with a bunch of fat drunks.
And the worst part,

1646
01:22:40,256 --> 01:22:42,189
I'm upstairs rolling around
with escort Barbie,

1647
01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,091
chasing my ex-high school
girlfriend

1648
01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:46,127
across my parents' lawn,

1649
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,162
trying to explain to her
that I'm not cheating on her

1650
01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:51,398
because I may still kind of
be in love with her.

1651
01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,201
Aww.

1652
01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,402
- I called that, babe.
- You did, babe.

1653
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,403
- I called it.
- You did good.

1654
01:22:56,405 --> 01:22:58,005
Oh, my God!

1655
01:22:58,006 --> 01:22:59,606
See, this is exactly
why I've been avoiding

1656
01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:01,375
this place
for the last 15 years.

1657
01:23:01,377 --> 01:23:03,544
It's fucking high school
all over again.

1658
01:23:05,715 --> 01:23:07,147
You just left...

1659
01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:09,984
without even saying goodbye.

1660
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,554
I called you,
like, a hundred times.

1661
01:23:13,556 --> 01:23:15,022
Well, we were fighting.

1662
01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:17,358
You didn't... You didn't answer.

1663
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,592
Well, just 'cause
I wasn't talking to you

1664
01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,527
didn't mean
that it was over between us.

1665
01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:23,297
How was I supposed to know that?

1666
01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:27,668
No, you don't just leave
the ones you love.

1667
01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,239
Well, hey, now...
Now you're doing it.

1668
01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:36,176
- Have a good game, Hodges.
- Well, what?

1669
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:39,346
Jen, hey. Come on, we could...

1670
01:23:41,217 --> 01:23:42,416
Fuck.

1671
01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:47,221
Glenn.

1672
01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:49,122
No, no, no. Hey, this is totally
out of context, okay?

1673
01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,624
Glenn,
you don't understand, man.

1674
01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,528
Are you coming back to bed,
Hodges?

1675
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,363
Fuck! Wait, wait, wait!

1676
01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:58,766
Hey! Fuck! Just...

1677
01:23:58,768 --> 01:24:00,034
- Hey, dude?
- What?

1678
01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,435
There's some people
here to see you.

1679
01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:03,237
Who the fuck is it now?

1680
01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,505
Your fucking parents.

1681
01:24:06,776 --> 01:24:08,509
Mom. Dad. Hey.

1682
01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:11,078
Back early, huh? How was the...

1683
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,680
- gout?
- Judge Tibbins called.

1684
01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,116
He thought you and the boys

1685
01:24:16,118 --> 01:24:17,651
might be resting
for the big game,

1686
01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:21,321
and I specifically asked
for no funny business.

1687
01:24:21,323 --> 01:24:24,124
Yeah. No, just a couple
of close friends hanging.

1688
01:24:24,126 --> 01:24:25,426
- Heads up!
- Hey.

1689
01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:32,800
I'm disappointed in you, Son.

1690
01:24:32,802 --> 01:24:34,301
This is no way for a...

1691
01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:36,837
Grand Gobble Marshal to behave.

1692
01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:39,573
Please ask your friends
to leave.

1693
01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,608
Call me later, alligator.

1694
01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:45,079
I want you to go to your room,
Patrick Hodges.

1695
01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:46,313
Think about what you've done.

1696
01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:47,781
You are grounded.

1697
01:24:47,783 --> 01:24:50,617
- What?
- You heard your mother.

1698
01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:54,822
Oh, come on!
God, this is so stupid.

1699
01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:57,124
Son of a bitch!

1700
01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:10,370
What the fuck am I doing here?

1701
01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:19,780
Ah, damn it, Fish?

1702
01:25:26,489 --> 01:25:27,489
Hey, man.

1703
01:25:28,724 --> 01:25:30,624
I had a feeling
you might bail...

1704
01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,409
again.

1705
01:25:32,410 --> 01:25:34,193
Look, bro, you're the one
that brought me back here, okay?

1706
01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:35,362
I didn't want to come.

1707
01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,431
- Couldn't you get the hint?
- Yeah, I got the hint.

1708
01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,632
I chose to ignore it.

1709
01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:42,603
When'd you start thinking
you were better than us?

1710
01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:45,506
Jen was right.
You... you just left.

1711
01:25:45,508 --> 01:25:47,574
No goodbye. No nothing.

1712
01:25:47,576 --> 01:25:49,476
Well, I don't know, okay? I...

1713
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,411
Maybe it's
just too much pressure...

1714
01:25:51,413 --> 01:25:52,813
or something. I don't know.
Maybe...

1715
01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:55,215
I just didn't want
to be that guy.

1716
01:25:56,252 --> 01:25:57,918
- What guy?
- That loser QB

1717
01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,786
who... who stays in his hometown,

1718
01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:02,556
you know, always talks
about the game that almost was,

1719
01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:05,159
you know, gets a beer belly,
never amounts to anything.

1720
01:26:05,161 --> 01:26:06,441
I just didn't want to be like...

1721
01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:09,496
Like me?

1722
01:26:12,801 --> 01:26:14,568
Look, I might not be a made-man.

1723
01:26:14,570 --> 01:26:17,638
I might not be rich and have
a fancy job, but I like my life.

1724
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:20,340
Do you know why
I put this whole thing together?

1725
01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:22,587
The game doesn't matter.

1726
01:26:22,588 --> 01:26:23,698
I just wanted
to hang out with you.

1727
01:26:23,699 --> 01:26:24,809
I wanted you to throw me
the ball again.

1728
01:26:24,813 --> 01:26:26,380
I fucking missed you.

1729
01:26:26,382 --> 01:26:28,682
- Come on, man. I missed you too.
- No, you didn't.

1730
01:26:31,453 --> 01:26:32,819
What happened to us?
We used to be inseparable.

1731
01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,254
Then you just left.

1732
01:26:34,256 --> 01:26:36,490
You didn't call.
You didn't write.

1733
01:26:36,492 --> 01:26:38,292
You didn't make
any effort at all.

1734
01:26:38,294 --> 01:26:39,814
I know
you're not my girlfriend, but...

1735
01:26:40,462 --> 01:26:41,695
you fucking broke my heart.

1736
01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:45,699
You were gonna get married,

1737
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:46,832
and you weren't even
gonna tell me.

1738
01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,752
What's wrong with you?

1739
01:26:48,753 --> 01:26:50,670
What's wrong with me?
You're not even my friend.

1740
01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,873
I had to fake my death
for you to come back.

1741
01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:56,376
You know what? Just...

1742
01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:59,313
It was a joke,
but act like it was real.

1743
01:26:59,315 --> 01:27:01,882
Consider me dead.
Have a nice life.

1744
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:04,284
- Mitchell, come on.
- Fuck off.

1745
01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:24,905
Is it game time yet?

1746
01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:27,541
Yes, Coach.

1747
01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:29,876
It's game time.

1748
01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,721
<i>Hey, it's Ashley.
Just do your thing at the beep.</i>

1749
01:27:41,957 --> 01:27:43,991
Hey, babe. Uh, left you
a couple voicemails,

1750
01:27:43,993 --> 01:27:46,526
and you know, no one's
picking up on the cabin phone,

1751
01:27:46,528 --> 01:27:47,527
but, um...

1752
01:27:47,529 --> 01:27:49,529
I'm heading out to see you.

1753
01:27:49,531 --> 01:27:50,531
Yay!

1754
01:27:51,734 --> 01:27:53,800
I don't know
if you talked to Glenn,

1755
01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:55,636
but, uh... Hey, call me
if you get this, okay?

1756
01:27:56,305 --> 01:27:57,305
All right.

1757
01:28:26,902 --> 01:28:28,635
I'd rather be dead than red!

1758
01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:30,404
I'd rather be dead than red!

1759
01:28:30,406 --> 01:28:33,573
I'd rather be dead than red!
I'd rather be dead than red!

1760
01:28:33,575 --> 01:28:35,342
I'd rather be dead than red!

1761
01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:36,910
Oh, God. What are we gonna do?

1762
01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,779
Honestly, I don't...

1763
01:28:38,781 --> 01:28:40,914
than red!
I'd rather be dead than red!

1764
01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:43,350
Shit, what are we gonna...

1765
01:28:43,352 --> 01:28:45,319
than red!
I'd rather be dead than red!

1766
01:28:45,321 --> 01:28:47,087
- Let's do this, boys!
- You shut your damn...

1767
01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:51,658
- Shut the...
- Guys! Everybody calm down!

1768
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,560
We can't win this
without Hodges.

1769
01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:55,862
- Fuckin' A, we can!
- W... what are we gonna do?

1770
01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,399
I'll play QB.
We'll stick to the run.

1771
01:28:59,401 --> 01:29:00,667
No passing. We can do it.

1772
01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,602
I can't believe this,
after everything we did

1773
01:29:02,604 --> 01:29:03,970
to get him back here
and make him feel welcome.

1774
01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:05,839
Guys, we have a game to play.

1775
01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:07,741
Any minute Coach will show up,

1776
01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:10,142
he'll give us his famous speech,
and everything will be fine.

1777
01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:13,747
Coach is missing.

1778
01:29:13,749 --> 01:29:16,116
Goddamn it!

1779
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:18,752
Did you check the field?

1780
01:29:18,754 --> 01:29:20,554
Stadium, stat. Let's go.

1781
01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:22,923
Get in the van!

1782
01:29:25,427 --> 01:29:26,693
Come on.

1783
01:29:28,764 --> 01:29:30,130
Hope Coach wasn't around here.

1784
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,972
No human remains.
So, uh, we're good.

1785
01:29:40,109 --> 01:29:42,909
Sorry. We, uh,
did all we could, boys.

1786
01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:44,077
Do you know what caused it?

1787
01:29:44,079 --> 01:29:47,781
It's more like "who caused it".
We're looking for leads.

1788
01:29:48,951 --> 01:29:50,751
I think your leads
just got here.

1789
01:29:54,423 --> 01:29:55,989
Well, well, well.

1790
01:29:55,991 --> 01:29:57,023
Oh, my God.

1791
01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,760
That's so much damage.

1792
01:29:59,762 --> 01:30:01,795
- You motherfucker!
- Hey!

1793
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:12,439
What the hell is going on here?

1794
01:30:12,441 --> 01:30:14,808
Ronnie Best
burned down the field!

1795
01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:16,176
Bullshit. Did not.

1796
01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:18,578
Yes, you did, and you know it!

1797
01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,181
Prove it.

1798
01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:23,183
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna prove it!

1799
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,185
Just settle down.

1800
01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:29,656
Yes, this is a tragedy.

1801
01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:32,058
However, we've got
some decisions to make.

1802
01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:34,561
I want a word
with the team captains.

1803
01:30:35,531 --> 01:30:37,697
Hodges, Best, step up.

1804
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,500
Hodges left. I'm captain now.

1805
01:30:40,502 --> 01:30:42,569
- Hodges left?
- Yeah.

1806
01:30:43,605 --> 01:30:44,838
That's disappointing.

1807
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,640
Hodges skipped town, huh?

1808
01:30:46,642 --> 01:30:49,576
What a surprise.

1809
01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,846
So no equipment, no stadium,

1810
01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:55,148
- no quarterback?
- No coach.

1811
01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:00,086
Looks like the writing's
on the wall.

1812
01:31:01,190 --> 01:31:02,923
Put-nam High
is gonna have to forfeit.

1813
01:31:02,925 --> 01:31:04,057
It's Putnam.

1814
01:31:06,695 --> 01:31:07,961
Noble High wins!

1815
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:10,197
Yeah!

1816
01:31:10,199 --> 01:31:13,767
- Does Putnam High forfeit?
- Hell no, we don't!

1817
01:31:13,769 --> 01:31:15,702
- Hell no!
- Okay.

1818
01:31:16,705 --> 01:31:18,939
There's no equipment
for Putnam High.

1819
01:31:18,941 --> 01:31:20,173
We'll play without pads.

1820
01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:22,576
Yeah!

1821
01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:24,544
Will Noble High
play without equipment?

1822
01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:27,914
- Hell yeah, we will!
- Fuck yeah!

1823
01:31:27,916 --> 01:31:30,116
- Yeah!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1824
01:31:30,118 --> 01:31:33,119
Whoa, whoa, whoa. It looks like,
uh, Connie Best here,

1825
01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:34,788
looks like she's backing down.

1826
01:31:34,790 --> 01:31:36,790
- Huh? Ooh. Ooh.
- Aww.

1827
01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:39,059
Fuck, no, I'm not backing down.
Let's go.

1828
01:31:39,061 --> 01:31:41,127
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1829
01:31:41,129 --> 01:31:43,029
All right. All right. All right.

1830
01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:45,832
Now all we need is a home field.

1831
01:31:47,803 --> 01:31:49,035
Right.

1832
01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:56,243
- Hello, Mrs. Vogel.
- Hello, Mitchell.

1833
01:31:56,245 --> 01:31:57,878
Did I forget to pay you
this month?

1834
01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,112
No, ma'am, I was just wondering

1835
01:31:59,114 --> 01:32:01,114
if we could play a football game
on your lawn.

1836
01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:02,549
- Of course. I don't mind.
- Okay.

1837
01:32:02,551 --> 01:32:06,586
Well, there's just
a few more people than usual.

1838
01:32:06,588 --> 01:32:09,556
Oh? How many more people
are we talking about here?

1839
01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:10,558
Uh...

1840
01:32:14,563 --> 01:32:15,563
I see.

1841
01:32:16,265 --> 01:32:18,698
Well, just watch the plants.

1842
01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:19,700
Okay.

1843
01:32:29,578 --> 01:32:31,044
Thank you.

1844
01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,057
Oh, no.

1845
01:32:46,128 --> 01:32:47,761
No, no, no, no, no.

1846
01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:52,799
Yes.

1847
01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:18,992
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1848
01:33:18,994 --> 01:33:21,761
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1849
01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:28,902
<i>♪ All I can say is that my life
Is pretty plain ♪</i>

1850
01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:34,641
<i>♪ I like watching the puddles
Gather rain ♪</i>

1851
01:33:34,643 --> 01:33:41,348
<i>♪ And all I can do
Is just pour some tea for two ♪</i>

1852
01:33:41,350 --> 01:33:46,953
<i>♪ And speak my point of view
But it's not sane ♪</i>

1853
01:33:47,856 --> 01:33:49,322
<i>♪ It's not sane... ♪</i>

1854
01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:32,766
Noble Knights win their fights!

1855
01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:36,770
All right, I want a good, clean,
hard-hitting game of football.

1856
01:34:36,772 --> 01:34:39,906
Judge Walters from Noble
is our guest official.

1857
01:34:39,908 --> 01:34:40,908
Let's make him welcome.

1858
01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:43,076
Yeah. Yeah!

1859
01:34:43,078 --> 01:34:45,779
Now, we'll start
the game from where it ended,

1860
01:34:45,781 --> 01:34:47,414
at the top of the third quarter.

1861
01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:48,782
Seven to seven...

1862
01:34:48,784 --> 01:34:50,283
- Yeah.
- Putnam has possession

1863
01:34:50,285 --> 01:34:52,719
on Noble's 30-yard line.

1864
01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:54,054
The word is there's a storm

1865
01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:56,389
headed this way,
so let's get this thing started.

1866
01:34:57,192 --> 01:34:58,324
First down.

1867
01:35:01,163 --> 01:35:05,231
Let's go. We got this.
Cover two, you flank wide.

1868
01:35:05,233 --> 01:35:07,200
You... Wait, didn't I fire you?

1869
01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:10,270
All right, boys, here we go.

1870
01:35:10,272 --> 01:35:12,472
- We only got ten guys.
- Damn it, Jack, not now.

1871
01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:13,740
We need to show these bitches

1872
01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:15,075
who we are
right out of the gate.

1873
01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:17,010
Twenty-seven quick pitch
to Sonny D.

1874
01:35:17,012 --> 01:35:19,879
Line, block.
Sonny, run like a motherfucker.

1875
01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:22,182
- You got it.
- On two. On two.

1876
01:35:22,184 --> 01:35:24,150
- Ready!
- Break!

1877
01:35:28,023 --> 01:35:30,390
Woof, woof-woof, woof, woof.

1878
01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:35,195
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Down!

1879
01:35:36,765 --> 01:35:39,466
Set!

1880
01:35:44,206 --> 01:35:45,805
Blue 22.

1881
01:35:45,807 --> 01:35:48,508
- Number two.
- Blue 22.

1882
01:35:49,277 --> 01:35:50,443
Blue 22.

1883
01:35:50,445 --> 01:35:51,911
Hut!

1884
01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:52,913
Hike!

1885
01:36:08,997 --> 01:36:10,263
Oh-oh!

1886
01:36:15,003 --> 01:36:17,270
Ron-defeated! Whoo!

1887
01:36:18,406 --> 01:36:20,440
Hell no, Ronnie!
I'm gonna beat your ass!

1888
01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:22,275
- No, no, no.
- I swear to God!

1889
01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:24,878
That hurt.

1890
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,446
Come on. Come on.

1891
01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:29,215
Now,
that's what I'm talking about.

1892
01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:31,384
Line it up, boys.
Let's do this all day.

1893
01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:34,020
Okay, guys.
We learned something there.

1894
01:36:34,022 --> 01:36:35,321
That we're gonna
get our asses kicked?

1895
01:36:35,323 --> 01:36:37,123
No. That we need
to pass the ball.

1896
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,491
How? We don't have Hodges.

1897
01:36:38,493 --> 01:36:40,293
I'll get you the ball.
Just get open.

1898
01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:41,561
Anyone. Anyone get open.

1899
01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:45,165
Come on, guys.
It's been one fucking play.

1900
01:36:45,167 --> 01:36:46,533
The universe is giving us
a chance

1901
01:36:46,535 --> 01:36:48,719
to finish the game we never did.

1902
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:50,904
We're playing the Turkey Bowl
again. Be thankful for that.

1903
01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:54,407
Stop acting like we're cursed.
Come on. Let's do this.

1904
01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:55,975
Let's do this.

1905
01:36:55,977 --> 01:36:58,444
Cherokee, Sonny, just go long.

1906
01:36:58,446 --> 01:36:59,879
On one? Yeah?

1907
01:37:01,082 --> 01:37:02,315
Okay. Ready?

1908
01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:03,983
- Whatever.
- Break.

1909
01:37:09,291 --> 01:37:11,157
- Down!
- Let's go!

1910
01:37:11,159 --> 01:37:12,876
Set!

1911
01:37:12,877 --> 01:37:14,594
Blitzkrieg turkey bacon
on three. Turkey bacon!

1912
01:37:14,596 --> 01:37:15,829
Hut!

1913
01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:30,443
Go. Go. Come on,
cover me. Go. Go.

1914
01:37:37,919 --> 01:37:39,619
Yeah!

1915
01:37:43,058 --> 01:37:44,090
Thanks a lot, Hodges.

1916
01:37:45,427 --> 01:37:48,161
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about, boys.

1917
01:37:48,163 --> 01:37:49,429
- Boo!
- No way!

1918
01:37:53,902 --> 01:37:55,085
- Set!
- Yo, watch

1919
01:37:55,086 --> 01:37:56,606
- the spread! Watch the spread!
- Hike!

1920
01:38:06,514 --> 01:38:08,548
Cover. Cover outside.

1921
01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:09,983
Hut.

1922
01:38:27,602 --> 01:38:29,269
Set. Hut!

1923
01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:39,379
Hut.

1924
01:38:55,563 --> 01:38:56,930
Whoo!

1925
01:38:56,932 --> 01:38:59,265
- Yeah!
- Hike!

1926
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,506
Hike!

1927
01:39:11,246 --> 01:39:12,312
Hut!

1928
01:39:29,998 --> 01:39:31,631
Okay, guys, 21-7.

1929
01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:34,400
Fourth quarter.
How's everybody doing?

1930
01:39:34,402 --> 01:39:37,136
Pupils are dilated. Super dizzy.

1931
01:39:37,138 --> 01:39:39,372
They're like 20 dudes deep
on the bench, man.

1932
01:39:39,374 --> 01:39:40,740
My knee hurts.

1933
01:39:40,742 --> 01:39:42,041
My back hurts.

1934
01:39:42,610 --> 01:39:44,844
My feelings hurt.

1935
01:39:44,845 --> 01:39:47,079
Will you guys stop complaining?
I'm sick of motivating you.

1936
01:39:47,082 --> 01:39:48,181
I'm out of speeches.

1937
01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:50,350
I'm tired, too.

1938
01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,487
Who wants a hot dog?

1939
01:39:55,290 --> 01:39:56,356
Okay.

1940
01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:01,027
Fourth quarter!
Putnam has possession.

1941
01:40:06,101 --> 01:40:07,600
How are we gonna
pull this one off?

1942
01:40:13,608 --> 01:40:15,375
- Hodges.
- Fuck that guy.

1943
01:40:15,377 --> 01:40:16,609
No. Look.

1944
01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:20,680
What are you doing here?

1945
01:40:20,682 --> 01:40:22,682
- Did your flight get cancelled?
- Nope.

1946
01:40:22,684 --> 01:40:24,764
I brought you guys something
I thought you could use.

1947
01:40:25,220 --> 01:40:27,186
It's game time, boys!

1948
01:40:28,556 --> 01:40:33,159
Ledbetter, Fat Jack, Sonny D.
Wing T formation.

1949
01:40:33,161 --> 01:40:35,428
Waggle offense. Get out there!

1950
01:40:36,031 --> 01:40:37,096
Yeah!

1951
01:40:39,367 --> 01:40:41,467
Found him wandering down 77.

1952
01:40:41,469 --> 01:40:42,502
Thanks.

1953
01:40:42,504 --> 01:40:45,671
Hey, uh. Well, I know
I'm not your girlfriend,

1954
01:40:45,673 --> 01:40:47,540
but I'm sorry
for breaking your heart,

1955
01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,509
and I hope to be
your friend again.

1956
01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:52,678
Help us win this game,
I'll think about it.

1957
01:40:54,115 --> 01:40:55,548
Let's go, Putnam.

1958
01:40:58,286 --> 01:41:02,455
Oh, no. Uh-uh! Uh-uh.

1959
01:41:02,457 --> 01:41:04,323
He's late. He can't play.

1960
01:41:04,325 --> 01:41:06,292
There's nothing in the rulebook
about tardiness.

1961
01:41:06,294 --> 01:41:07,560
Let's play football.

1962
01:41:08,563 --> 01:41:11,230
- All right, let's fucking do it.
- Hey, hold up.

1963
01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:13,466
Let me put this
where it belongs.

1964
01:41:16,304 --> 01:41:17,437
Hey, hey, hey.

1965
01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:18,439
What?

1966
01:41:21,209 --> 01:41:23,376
Not too smart for a city boy.

1967
01:41:23,378 --> 01:41:24,844
Now let's play some football!

1968
01:41:24,846 --> 01:41:26,279
Yeah!

1969
01:41:26,281 --> 01:41:28,181
Go, Hodges!

1970
01:41:30,752 --> 01:41:32,385
All right, gentlemen.

1971
01:41:32,387 --> 01:41:35,254
Fourth quarter, down by 14,
backs against the wall.

1972
01:41:35,256 --> 01:41:37,790
Deja vu, right?

1973
01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:40,325
All right, we got one option
and one option only. To win.

1974
01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:42,195
Let's do this
for the Badger Hole.

1975
01:41:42,197 --> 01:41:43,663
Let's do this for our town.

1976
01:41:43,665 --> 01:41:45,698
All right,
they're gonna be blitzing.

1977
01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:47,400
Six-two fire on one. Ready.

1978
01:41:47,402 --> 01:41:48,902
Break.

1979
01:41:48,903 --> 01:41:50,403
Let's go Badgers! Let's go!

1980
01:41:50,405 --> 01:41:52,772
Let's go Badgers! Let's go!

1981
01:41:53,741 --> 01:41:56,642
Let's go Badgers!

1982
01:41:56,644 --> 01:41:57,710
Down!

1983
01:41:58,413 --> 01:41:59,413
Set!

1984
01:41:59,747 --> 01:42:01,380
Hike!

1985
01:42:14,896 --> 01:42:18,831
Down! Set! Hike!

1986
01:42:28,776 --> 01:42:31,844
Down! Set! Hike!

1987
01:42:41,156 --> 01:42:42,688
Yeah!

1988
01:42:42,690 --> 01:42:44,557
Yeah!

1989
01:42:48,229 --> 01:42:49,495
Yeah!

1990
01:42:54,736 --> 01:42:56,869
Down. Set. Hut!

1991
01:43:11,653 --> 01:43:12,653
Whoo!

1992
01:43:18,793 --> 01:43:20,660
Set. Hut!

1993
01:43:22,931 --> 01:43:24,931
Oh, my God!

1994
01:43:28,536 --> 01:43:31,704
Fuck you, man! Fuck you!

1995
01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:34,707
Ref, you're fucking blind!

1996
01:43:40,515 --> 01:43:41,781
Set. Hut.

1997
01:43:59,634 --> 01:44:00,900
Oh!

1998
01:44:21,522 --> 01:44:22,822
All right. Going for two.

1999
01:44:22,824 --> 01:44:25,458
You sure you don't want
to kick it and tie the game?

2000
01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:27,026
No. We didn't come all this way
to play it safe.

2001
01:44:27,028 --> 01:44:29,028
Nothing but victory.
Peeky bowl on two.

2002
01:44:29,030 --> 01:44:30,463
- Ready.
- Break.

2003
01:44:34,869 --> 01:44:35,869
Down.

2004
01:44:37,639 --> 01:44:39,405
Set. Hike!

2005
01:44:46,047 --> 01:44:48,981
Yeah! I'm Ron-defeated!

2006
01:44:52,287 --> 01:44:53,552
Oh, shit.

2007
01:44:53,554 --> 01:44:55,588
That's what
I'm talking about, baby.

2008
01:45:02,997 --> 01:45:05,298
Nickelback on two. Ready. Break.

2009
01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:07,016
All right, guys. Let's go.

2010
01:45:07,017 --> 01:45:08,733
Ain't over 'till it's over, huh?
Let's do this.

2011
01:45:08,736 --> 01:45:10,703
Boss, shouldn't we
just take a knee?

2012
01:45:10,705 --> 01:45:12,905
And run the clock out? Fuck no.

2013
01:45:12,907 --> 01:45:15,574
We put the nail in the coffin.

2014
01:45:15,576 --> 01:45:18,944
I want more points on the board.
Get the fuck out of my face.

2015
01:45:23,384 --> 01:45:24,384
Down.

2016
01:45:24,986 --> 01:45:26,819
Set. Hut, hut!

2017
01:45:32,894 --> 01:45:34,927
- Yeah!
- Go! Go! Go!

2018
01:45:34,929 --> 01:45:37,029
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Go!

2019
01:45:37,031 --> 01:45:38,664
Yeah!

2020
01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:40,766
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

2021
01:45:51,646 --> 01:45:53,646
All right.
Ninety-one yards to go.

2022
01:45:53,648 --> 01:45:55,848
Three seconds on the clock.

2023
01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:57,583
- You guys with me?
- Yeah.

2024
01:45:57,585 --> 01:45:59,352
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

2025
01:45:59,354 --> 01:46:00,853
- Yeah.
- Let's do this.

2026
01:46:01,789 --> 01:46:03,122
Your call, QB.

2027
01:46:05,426 --> 01:46:07,760
- Let's go Badgers! Let's go!
- Let's go Badgers! Let's go!

2028
01:46:09,897 --> 01:46:10,930
Black 80.

2029
01:46:10,932 --> 01:46:12,365
Hell, yeah.

2030
01:46:12,367 --> 01:46:14,400
I can catch it this time, guys.
I can feel it.

2031
01:46:14,402 --> 01:46:17,069
- All right. On one. Ready!
- Break!

2032
01:46:20,408 --> 01:46:21,841
Don't block for me. Get open.

2033
01:46:23,978 --> 01:46:28,581
- Badger red, knock 'em dead!
- Noble Knights win their fights!

2034
01:46:28,583 --> 01:46:30,449
Badger red, knock 'em dead!

2035
01:46:30,451 --> 01:46:32,551
- Noble Knights...
- knock 'em dead!

2036
01:46:36,457 --> 01:46:38,624
Down!

2037
01:46:43,398 --> 01:46:44,597
Set!

2038
01:47:02,450 --> 01:47:03,783
Hike!

2039
01:47:08,589 --> 01:47:10,556
Oh, shit!

2040
01:47:12,794 --> 01:47:13,926
No!

2041
01:47:13,928 --> 01:47:16,195
Oh, shit. No.

2042
01:47:47,862 --> 01:47:49,528
Yeah!

2043
01:47:54,836 --> 01:47:58,904
- Whoo! Yeah!
- No! No! No!

2044
01:48:24,699 --> 01:48:25,764
Hodges?

2045
01:48:28,736 --> 01:48:32,238
Hey. Oh. Uh...
I just, uh, played...

2046
01:48:33,541 --> 01:48:35,574
a football game.
Did you get my messages?

2047
01:48:36,544 --> 01:48:37,710
I know everything.

2048
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:40,713
Everything?

2049
01:48:41,282 --> 01:48:43,682
I met the town slut,

2050
01:48:43,684 --> 01:48:45,117
and she's wearing my ring.

2051
01:48:45,119 --> 01:48:49,989
You have a crush on
the plain-looking cheerleader,

2052
01:48:49,991 --> 01:48:52,525
and your dead best friend
over there

2053
01:48:52,527 --> 01:48:54,059
just made the winning catch.

2054
01:48:54,762 --> 01:48:56,061
Oh, right.

2055
01:48:56,063 --> 01:48:58,264
- Sorry.
- So...

2056
01:48:58,266 --> 01:49:02,067
you and I are gonna get
on my daddy's plane.

2057
01:49:02,069 --> 01:49:06,572
We're gonna go back to Chicago
and fix all of this nonsense.

2058
01:49:06,574 --> 01:49:07,606
Let's go.

2059
01:49:08,309 --> 01:49:09,309
Um...

2060
01:49:11,879 --> 01:49:13,946
What are you doing? Come on.

2061
01:49:15,249 --> 01:49:16,248
I can't.

2062
01:49:16,250 --> 01:49:19,852
What do you mean, you can't?
Let's go home.

2063
01:49:21,789 --> 01:49:22,789
I am home.

2064
01:49:23,991 --> 01:49:25,190
Do you have a concussion?

2065
01:49:26,661 --> 01:49:27,726
Ashley...

2066
01:49:30,631 --> 01:49:33,199
I'm sorry.

2067
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:35,768
After... after all this, I'm...
I'm giving you a second chance,

2068
01:49:35,770 --> 01:49:38,170
and you're giving up
the most amazing lifestyle

2069
01:49:38,172 --> 01:49:40,105
in the world for... for...

2070
01:49:42,810 --> 01:49:43,810
this?

2071
01:49:45,046 --> 01:49:46,645
It smells like a fucking zoo.

2072
01:49:47,949 --> 01:49:49,148
Goodbye, Ashley.

2073
01:49:50,818 --> 01:49:51,817
Oh, my God.

2074
01:49:51,819 --> 01:49:54,086
This is really happening.

2075
01:49:54,088 --> 01:49:57,089
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God. Daddy?

2076
01:49:57,091 --> 01:49:58,657
All... All right. All right, now.

2077
01:49:58,659 --> 01:50:00,092
Enough of this nonsense.

2078
01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:03,228
- Come on.
- Okay. Have a nice life in...

2079
01:50:03,230 --> 01:50:06,098
- Oklahoma!
- I will.

2080
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:10,035
And just for the record...
I broke up with you.

2081
01:50:16,243 --> 01:50:17,876
Good work, number eight.

2082
01:50:17,878 --> 01:50:21,780
Oh! I was so excited,
I think I almost peed myself.

2083
01:50:21,782 --> 01:50:23,916
- Thanks, Mom.
- Well, I think that was

2084
01:50:23,918 --> 01:50:26,018
probably one of the most
exciting things I ever seen.

2085
01:50:26,020 --> 01:50:27,886
Well, remember, Dad,
at the end of the day,

2086
01:50:27,888 --> 01:50:29,688
it's just a football game.

2087
01:50:29,690 --> 01:50:31,624
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

2088
01:50:34,895 --> 01:50:36,362
Oh, well, uh..

2089
01:50:36,364 --> 01:50:39,198
We're gonna let you two
patch things up.

2090
01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:40,966
Come on, Marlene.

2091
01:50:45,873 --> 01:50:48,007
Great game, Pitter Pat.

2092
01:50:49,076 --> 01:50:50,409
See, here's the thing.

2093
01:50:50,411 --> 01:50:52,878
I just don't think
this is gonna work between us.

2094
01:50:52,880 --> 01:50:55,314
It's just that
now that you're single,

2095
01:50:55,316 --> 01:50:56,682
there's just no spark.

2096
01:50:57,051 --> 01:50:58,150
Mm-hmm.

2097
01:50:59,854 --> 01:51:02,121
Thank you so much.

2098
01:51:02,122 --> 01:51:04,389
My vision board did manifest,
and it was right all along.

2099
01:51:04,392 --> 01:51:07,860
You know what
and you know who...

2100
01:51:07,862 --> 01:51:10,262
is waiting for you
right over there.

2101
01:51:13,901 --> 01:51:15,768
After a while, crocodile.

2102
01:51:34,922 --> 01:51:37,690
Hey, Hodges,
turkey dinner at Fat Jack's.

2103
01:51:37,692 --> 01:51:39,258
Let's go, Grand Gobble Marshal.

2104
01:51:43,798 --> 01:51:45,931
Y'all should be ashamed
of yourselves.

2105
01:51:45,933 --> 01:51:48,934
I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.

2106
01:51:48,936 --> 01:51:50,836
We're sick of your shit.
We quit!

2107
01:51:52,206 --> 01:51:53,839
Oh, give me a...

2108
01:51:54,875 --> 01:51:56,108
Don't walk away from me.

2109
01:51:56,110 --> 01:51:57,176
- Get back here...
- Hey, Ronnie.

2110
01:51:57,178 --> 01:51:58,377
When I'm talking to you!

2111
01:51:59,413 --> 01:52:00,746
Kenny, this him?

2112
01:52:04,919 --> 01:52:06,285
I think you know why we're here.

2113
01:52:13,094 --> 01:52:14,760
Halt, inmate!

2114
01:52:14,762 --> 01:52:16,161
Dang it, Ronnie.
Get back here...

2115
01:52:24,405 --> 01:52:25,938
Good game. Good game.

2116
01:52:27,007 --> 01:52:28,073
Hey.

2117
01:52:36,851 --> 01:52:37,916
Hey.

2118
01:53:02,309 --> 01:53:04,910
Did you just throw
a diamond ring into the street?

2119
01:53:06,981 --> 01:53:08,514
It's okay. Kenny'll pick it up.

2120
01:53:14,922 --> 01:53:16,054
You know,
there's a hundred streets

2121
01:53:16,056 --> 01:53:17,616
in this town I could've picked,
and I...

2122
01:53:18,492 --> 01:53:20,192
randomly chose this one.

2123
01:53:22,830 --> 01:53:23,862
Fate?

2124
01:53:25,232 --> 01:53:26,398
Who knows?

2125
01:53:32,206 --> 01:53:33,405
I finally realized...

2126
01:53:33,407 --> 01:53:36,375
the one reason
I've been avoiding this place...

2127
01:53:38,045 --> 01:53:39,511
is the one reason
I'm gonna stay.

2128
01:53:42,349 --> 01:53:43,482
What's that?

2129
01:53:52,993 --> 01:53:55,294
We better keep this
between the two of us.

2130
01:53:55,896 --> 01:53:56,995
Why is that?

2131
01:53:56,997 --> 01:54:01,133
'Cause I don't want Brandy Best
to find out you're not single.

2132
01:54:49,984 --> 01:54:54,453
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2133
01:54:54,455 --> 01:54:58,624
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2134
01:54:58,626 --> 01:55:01,059
<i>♪ I'm packed and I'm holding
I'm smiling, she's living ♪</i>

2135
01:55:01,061 --> 01:55:03,028
<i>♪ She's golden
She lives for me ♪</i>

2136
01:55:03,030 --> 01:55:06,398
<i>♪ Says she lives for me
Ovation her own motivation ♪</i>

2137
01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:09,434
<i>♪ She comes round
And she goes down on me ♪</i>

2138
01:55:09,436 --> 01:55:11,603
<i>♪ And I make her smile
Like a drug for you ♪</i>

2139
01:55:11,605 --> 01:55:14,239
<i>♪ Do ever what you want
To do coming over you ♪</i>

2140
01:55:14,241 --> 01:55:16,208
<i>♪ Keep on smiling
What we go through ♪</i>

2141
01:55:16,210 --> 01:55:18,410
<i>♪ One stop to the rhythm
That divides you ♪</i>

2142
01:55:18,412 --> 01:55:21,280
<i>♪ And I speak to you
Like the chorus to the verse ♪</i>

2143
01:55:21,282 --> 01:55:23,548
<i>♪ Chop another line
Like a coda with a curse ♪</i>

2144
01:55:23,550 --> 01:55:25,651
<i>♪ Come on like a freak show
Takes the stage ♪</i>

2145
01:55:25,653 --> 01:55:27,653
<i>♪ We give them
The game we play she say ♪</i>

2146
01:55:27,655 --> 01:55:32,457
<i>♪ I want something else
To get me through this ♪</i>

2147
01:55:32,459 --> 01:55:37,162
<i>♪ Semi-charmed
Kind of life baby baby ♪</i>

2148
01:55:37,164 --> 01:55:40,132
<i>♪ I want something else ♪</i>

2149
01:55:40,134 --> 01:55:42,668
<i>♪ I'm not listening
When you say ♪</i>

2150
01:55:43,437 --> 01:55:45,470
<i>♪ Good-bye ♪</i>

2151
01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:51,510
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2152
01:55:51,512 --> 01:55:54,413
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2153
01:55:55,983 --> 01:56:00,552
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2154
01:56:05,392 --> 01:56:09,561
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2155
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:23,308
Is it hot, sweaty and moist
in there?

2156
01:56:33,253 --> 01:56:35,187
You tell me, muffin top.

2157
01:56:37,725 --> 01:56:38,757
Get in.

2158
01:56:47,701 --> 01:56:50,335
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2159
01:56:50,337 --> 01:56:56,408
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2160
01:56:56,410 --> 01:56:58,176
<i>♪ The sky was gold It was rose ♪</i>

2161
01:56:58,178 --> 01:56:59,778
<i>♪ I was taking sips
Up into my nose ♪</i>

2162
01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:02,114
<i>♪ And I wish I could
Get back there some place ♪</i>

2163
01:57:02,116 --> 01:57:04,182
<i>♪ Back there smiling in
The pictures you would take ♪</i>

2164
01:57:04,184 --> 01:57:06,284
<i>♪ Doing crystal meth will
Lift you up until you break ♪</i>

2165
01:57:06,286 --> 01:57:08,053
<i>♪ It won't stop
I won't come down ♪</i>

2166
01:57:08,055 --> 01:57:10,055
<i>♪ I keep stock
With a tick-tock rhythm ♪</i>

2167
01:57:10,057 --> 01:57:12,057
<i>♪ A bump for the drop
And then I bumped up ♪</i>

2168
01:57:12,059 --> 01:57:13,525
<i>♪ I took the hit
That I was given ♪</i>

2169
01:57:13,527 --> 01:57:14,526
<i>♪ Then I bumped again ♪</i>

2170
01:57:14,528 --> 01:57:16,328
<i>♪ Then I bumped again I said ♪</i>

2171
01:57:16,330 --> 01:57:18,764
<i>♪ How do I get back there
To the place where ♪</i>

2172
01:57:18,766 --> 01:57:20,732
<i>♪ I fell asleep inside you ♪</i>

2173
01:57:20,734 --> 01:57:25,370
<i>♪ How do I get myself back to
The place where you said ♪</i>

2174
01:57:25,372 --> 01:57:30,475
<i>♪ I want something else
To get me through this ♪</i>

2175
01:57:30,477 --> 01:57:34,780
<i>♪ Semi-charmed kind of life
Baby, baby ♪</i>

2176
01:57:34,782 --> 01:57:37,783
<i>♪ I want something else ♪</i>

2177
01:57:37,785 --> 01:57:41,186
<i>♪ I'm not listening
When you say ♪</i>

2178
01:57:41,188 --> 01:57:44,456
<i>♪ Goodbye ♪</i>

2179
01:57:44,458 --> 01:57:47,159
<i>♪ I believe in the sand
Beneath my toes ♪</i>

2180
01:57:47,161 --> 01:57:49,494
<i>♪ The beach gives a feeling
An earthy feeling ♪</i>

2181
01:57:49,496 --> 01:57:52,130
<i>♪ I believe in the faith
That grows ♪</i>

2182
01:57:52,132 --> 01:57:55,200
<i>♪ And the four right chords
Can make me cry ♪</i>

2183
01:57:55,202 --> 01:57:58,737
<i>♪ When I'm with you
I feel like I could die ♪</i>

2184
01:57:58,739 --> 01:58:02,541
<i>♪ And that would be all right
All right ♪</i>

2185
01:58:02,543 --> 01:58:05,777
<i>♪ And when the plane came in
She said she was crashing ♪</i>

2186
01:58:05,779 --> 01:58:07,412
<i>♪ The velvet it rips
In the city ♪</i>

2187
01:58:07,414 --> 01:58:10,182
<i>♪ We tripped on the urge
To feel alive ♪</i>

2188
01:58:10,184 --> 01:58:12,117
<i>♪ But now
I'm struggling to survive ♪</i>

2189
01:58:12,119 --> 01:58:14,719
<i>♪ Those days you were wearing
That velvet dress ♪</i>

2190
01:58:14,721 --> 01:58:17,089
<i>♪ You're the priestess
I must confess ♪</i>

2191
01:58:17,091 --> 01:58:19,257
<i>♪ Those little red panties
They pass the test ♪</i>

2192
01:58:19,259 --> 01:58:21,827
<i>♪ So slide up 'round the belly
Face down on the mattress one ♪</i>

2193
01:58:23,831 --> 01:58:27,866
<i>♪ And you hold me
And we are broken ♪</i>

2194
01:58:27,868 --> 01:58:31,336
<i>♪ Still it's all that I
Want to do just a little now ♪</i>

2195
01:58:31,338 --> 01:58:33,839
<i>♪ I feel myself
Hovering off the ground ♪</i>

2196
01:58:33,841 --> 01:58:36,741
<i>♪ I'm scared
I'm not coming down ♪</i>

2197
01:58:36,743 --> 01:58:41,713
<i>♪ No, no
And I won't run for my life ♪</i>

2198
01:58:41,715 --> 01:58:45,684
<i>♪ She's got her jaws now
Locked down in a smile ♪</i>

2199
01:58:45,686 --> 01:58:49,154
<i>♪ But nothing is all right
All right ♪</i>

2200
01:58:49,156 --> 01:58:53,358
<i>♪ And I want something else ♪</i>

2201
01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:59,331
<i>♪ To get me through this
Life, baby ♪</i>

2202
01:58:59,333 --> 01:59:06,338
<i>♪ I want something else
Not listening when you say ♪</i>

2203
01:59:08,342 --> 01:59:13,145
<i>♪ Goodbye ♪</i>

2204
01:59:13,147 --> 01:59:17,682
<i>♪ Goodbye ♪</i>

2205
01:59:17,684 --> 01:59:22,454
<i>♪ Goodbye ♪</i>

2206
01:59:22,456 --> 01:59:27,292
<i>♪ Goodbye ♪</i>

2207
01:59:32,366 --> 01:59:34,699
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2208
01:59:34,701 --> 01:59:37,202
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2209
01:59:37,204 --> 01:59:40,305
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2210
01:59:40,307 --> 01:59:42,674
<i>♪ The sky was gold it was rose ♪</i>

2211
01:59:42,676 --> 01:59:44,509
<i>♪ I was taking sips
Up into my nose ♪</i>

2212
01:59:44,511 --> 01:59:45,844
<i>♪ And I wish I could get
Back there ♪</i>

2213
01:59:45,846 --> 01:59:48,213
<i>♪ Some place back there ♪</i>

2214
01:59:48,214 --> 01:59:50,581
<i>♪ In the place
We used to start our lives ♪</i>

2215
01:59:50,584 --> 01:59:53,518
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2216
01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:55,954
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2217
01:59:55,956 --> 01:59:58,590
<i>♪ I want something else ♪</i>

2218
02:00:00,594 --> 02:00:02,961
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2219
02:00:02,963 --> 02:00:05,497
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2220
02:00:05,499 --> 02:00:07,732
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2221
02:00:07,734 --> 02:00:10,268
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2222
02:00:10,270 --> 02:00:12,604
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2223
02:00:12,606 --> 02:00:14,873
<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪</i>

2224
02:00:14,875 --> 02:00:18,310
<i>♪ I want something else ♪</i>