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  1. owltiem> i JUST clicked as to what the whole chinscritch chin-lift thing is
  2. <owltiem> it's fucking
  3. <owltiem> it's what a cat does
  4. <owltiem> it's exactly a cat
  5. <Neev> Yes, it totally is
  6. <Neev> Bang is pretty cat-like actually
  7. <Neev> Aloof and independent...or likes to pretend he is. :D
  8. <owltiem> willing to curl up in a cardboard box
  9. <owltiem> somehow takes up entire bed
  10. <owltiem> whiskers
  11. <owltiem> impossible to housetrain
  12. <Neev> Suddenly it all makes so much sense!
  13. <Neev> Goes mad for catnip....wait...no...not that last one
  14. <owltiem> we don't know that for a fact
  15. <owltiem> just sayin there is no empirical evidence
  16. <Neev> That's TRUE
  17. <owltiem> totally thinks you're an asshole and doesn't like you at all, still curls up in your lap demandingly
  18. <Neev> Cue Terro looking suspiciously at Bang
  19. <Neev> Yes, yes, it's all so true
  20. <owltiem> no purring though
  21. <owltiem> that's just eb weird
  22. <Neev> Terro would like to put a collar on him. Possibly with a bell on.
  23. <owltiem> ha
  24. <owltiem> the accusations of fleas make more sense now too
  25. <Neev> Yes, yes. See, Terro knew all along!
  26. <owltiem> Way to go Terro you just admitted you're a furry and those haven't even been /invented/ yet
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