Memorable Quotes



Phyllis: There was all this blood, and the p…p…penis jumped under the bed. Is sex always like that?



Mackeroni: your daughter bit one of her college proffessors penis off.



Mackeroni: four penises bit the dust in the hotel that night.



Mackeroni: Even good girls from Oklahoma end up biting off some guy’s dick.



Robinson: whats with these whores, biting their john’s dicks off. They live off those dicks.



Mackeroni: this beast bit off my right ball.



Mackeroni: there was a prick eating rubber in that hotel room.



Mackeroni: While I was in hospital, 13 guys lost their pricks in that hotel.



Mackeroni: it’s got 13 pricks on its conscience. 13 pricks and 1 ball.



Mackeroni: No one bites off a macaroni’s jewels and gets away with it. Nothing and no one.



Sam: He chewed your plums. Who knows what hell do to his next client.



Mackeroni: nice penis, yumm, yumm.



Mackeroni: I now realize how lucky I am that the condom only got my nut. I mean, what can a man do in new york if hes lonely and hasn’t got a dick.

Newspaper boy: read all about it. Killer condom strikes again!