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sweetsoulbro: Good evening.
kinkystar21: hey
sweetsoulbro: How are you?
kinkystar21: ok i guesss kinda sad
sweetsoulbro: And why are you sad?
kinkystar21: because i got mi credit card stolen
kinkystar21: now i cant get the credz i wanted
sweetsoulbro: Ouch.
kinkystar21: i kno rite
sweetsoulbro: You should be more worried about creds if that was stolen.
kinkystar21: ikr
kinkystar21: they say my new one come next week
sweetsoulbro: What does IKR mean?
sweetsoulbro: People keep saying this to me.
sweetsoulbro: But I'm lost as a motherfucker.
kinkystar21: and i asked everyone if they could get them but they said no ill pay them back
kinkystar21: it means i kno rite
kinkystar21: lol
sweetsoulbro: That's going to drive me insane..
sweetsoulbro: The lack of Punctuation, capitalizaton, and misspelling..
kinkystar21: lol
kinkystar21: sorry
sweetsoulbro: -_- It's fine..just..please..can you keep it to a minimum?
kinkystar21: yes.
kinkystar21: would you please do me a favor?
sweetsoulbro: Sure.
kinkystar21: can you please send me 10,000 credits please ?
sweetsoulbro: Nope.jpg
kinkystar21: when my credit card come i promise to pay them back
sweetsoulbro: Ha. HAHAHAH.
sweetsoulbro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sweetsoulbro: Oh, that's rich.
sweetsoulbro: No, I'm not going to do that.
kinkystar21: ok.
sweetsoulbro: Now, would you like to know why?
kinkystar21: why?
sweetsoulbro: I'm glad you asked! First reason is that I've literally known you for four minutes.
kinkystar21: ok
sweetsoulbro: Secondly. This is quite obviously a scam it's not even funny. What do you take me for?
sweetsoulbro: ANd I'm abit insulted you'd try and pull such an obvious scam on me.
kinkystar21: ok
sweetsoulbro: Thirdly, I don't even have 10,000 credits to give you, if I /was/ that dumb.
sweetsoulbro: You know what?
sweetsoulbro: I'll give them to you. I'll pull the money out of my bank account.
sweetsoulbro: But I'm going to need a phone number, address, two proofs of government ID, and naked pictures of you.
sweetsoulbro: Timestamped, of course.
kinkystar21: what?
kinkystar21: omg your crazy!
sweetsoulbro: Am I?
kinkystar21: yes
kinkystar21: i said im going to pay you back
kinkystar21: i will give you my email
sweetsoulbro: Email is too disposable.
sweetsoulbro: I'll need something more concrete.
kinkystar21: my number
sweetsoulbro: And address.
kinkystar21: i dont give my adress out
kinkystar21: that is to personal
sweetsoulbro: Giving money is personal for me.
kinkystar21: ok
sweetsoulbro: I'll get by with timestamped naked pictures, though.
kinkystar21: i dont do those but i'll give you my phone number and adress.
sweetsoulbro: Got to give me some incintive.
sweetsoulbro: Alright, I'm listening.
sweetsoulbro: ANd I will be calling these numbers.
kinkystar21kinkystar21 Whisper: ok.
kinkystar21: 678 256 3158
sweetsoulbro: *Chuckels*
sweetsoulbro: That's a fake number.
sweetsoulbro: Want to know how I know?
kinkystar21: no call it
sweetsoulbro: That number is a Georgia Area code.
sweetsoulbro: And it says you're in Louisanna.
kinkystar21: actually im from louisianna
sweetsoulbro: Nope.
kinkystar21: well ok sir that is fine.
sweetsoulbro: I called it. Says the number doesn't exist.
kinkystar21: dont send them i really need them but if you dont want to then fine.
sweetsoulbro: Oh, I'm more willing to
sweetsoulbro: I'm more than*
sweetsoulbro: But I'm going to need some actual verification.
sweetsoulbro: And seeing as how you gave me a fake number.
sweetsoulbro: That's a strike aginst you.
kinkystar21: that number is not fake
kinkystar21: call it again
kinkystar21: ohh sorry
kinkystar21: its 770
kinkystar21: my bad.
kinkystar21: 770 256 3158
sweetsoulbro: Answer the phone.
kinkystar21: sir.
sweetsoulbro: Mail order?
kinkystar21: you are wasting my time
sweetsoulbro: Am I?
sweetsoulbro: I called the number twice.
kinkystar21: if you arent gonna send it just say it.
sweetsoulbro: But I am!
sweetsoulbro: I just need verification!
kinkystar21: heres my adress
sweetsoulbro: I need a number, first.
kinkystar21: 506rustic ridge circle
kinkystar21: lawrenceville swannee
kinkystar21: ga
kinkystar21: are you happy
sweetsoulbro: ...
sweetsoulbro: You've got to be kidding me.
sweetsoulbro: Jenny? Is this you?
sweetsoulbro: Jenny?
kinkystar21: does it say that on my adress
kinkystar21: huh?!
sweetsoulbro: No, I know the person who lives there.
sweetsoulbro: So far, you've given me an address of one of my closest friends, which was just bad luck for you, and a fake number.
sweetsoulbro: Well, a real number, but one that isn't being answered.
kinkystar21: ok.
kinkystar21: you know what
kinkystar21: ?
sweetsoulbro: All I want is some verification.
kinkystar21: do you want me to leave?
sweetsoulbro: Is that too much to ask?
sweetsoulbro: No! I don't.
sweetsoulbro: I want the truth!
kinkystar21: well would you please send them?
sweetsoulbro: I would, if I get your number(One that you'll answer), and your real address.
kinkystar21: you can only have my number
sweetsoulbro: And why not your address?
kinkystar21: because i dont trust giving that out
kinkystar21: .
sweetsoulbro: So you give me a fake address in hopes I won't check? But sure, let me have your number.
kinkystar21: i will answer.
sweetsoulbro: ANd of all the places, you give me Jenny's address.
kinkystar21: do you know jenny pirkle?
sweetsoulbro: Wrong Jenny.
sweetsoulbro: But your number.
kinkystar21: ?
sweetsoulbro: Pirkle isn't her last name.
kinkystar21: holdon please.
sweetsoulbro: Holding!
kinkystar21: 4702166576
kinkystar21: now call
kinkystar21: call!
sweetsoulbro: Give me one second
kinkystar21: ok.
sweetsoulbro: Apple
sweetsoulbro: candystarbrightness!
sweetsoulbro: Winderfulshotgunblower
kinkystar21: so you lied?
sweetsoulbro: Nope.
kinkystar21: its fine.
kinkystar21: dont worry about it i will get some one else to get them.
kinkystar21: since you lied.
sweetsoulbro: If you're so sure I lied, then I'll just put my card awy then.
kinkystar21: ok.
kinkystar21: please get them
sweetsoulbro: No, i'm lying.
kinkystar21: im begging!
sweetsoulbro: You condemed me to a liar.
kinkystar21: are you?
sweetsoulbro: Why would I grant credits to someone who had no faith in me.
sweetsoulbro: Particuarly after all that?
kinkystar21: because you put me through all of those questions
sweetsoulbro: And?
sweetsoulbro: And as I was setting up things to buy, you called me a liar.
sweetsoulbro: I'm insulted.
sweetsoulbro: And hurt.
kinkystar21: im sorry.
sweetsoulbro: Are you really?
kinkystar21: yes.
sweetsoulbro: Well, how can truly know that?
sweetsoulbro: Do you have a camera?
kinkystar21: yes.
kinkystar21: but it is broke.
sweetsoulbro: Take three clothed timestamped pictures
sweetsoulbro: Ah
sweetsoulbro: Oh well.
sweetsoulbro: Guess there's no way for me to get my faith back in you since your camera's broken.
kinkystar21: do do you want pics off my camera?
kinkystar21: computer*
sweetsoulbro: No, I want a timestamped picture of you.
sweetsoulbro: Timestamping is when you write the date and time of what it currently is, when you take the picture.
kinkystar21: i know that.
sweetsoulbro: Ah, alright.
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