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- They say you shouldn't shoot them through tight chokes
- but not no choke or you'll get lead in your threads
- man that sounds fudd just to say
- Lol
- oh fucking
- while I was there
- a yuppie comes in with his filipina bride
- and he's like
- what do you have that will get rid of lead
- The thing is, you can actually shoot no choke
- I used the hopes but it won't clean the lead off
- But you generally shouldn't
- so the gun guy is like
- gunstore guy
- 😆1
- well, we got this CLP like the military uses
- Ugh
- this was after our fucking beretta conversation which
- I need a drink before I can retell
- anyway
- Lol
- "CLP and a little muscle will get the lead off your rifling"
- and I'm like ok yes mechanically clean your bore sure
- "it's not in the rifling"
- "it's in the.... see this is a revolver
- it's in between where the bullets are and the barrel"
- "along the side of where it goes into the barrel"
- so I'm about to say pls stop shooting that gun
- but the guy says OH the forcing cone!
- "yeah it's a ,22"
- "well if it's a .22 let me get you a cleaning kit, this is the issued kit for the M16s like the military uses, same size"
- then the fucking dumb cunt owner comes over
- literally cunt
- Audible ugh
- the store is there because a guy wanted to give his daughter business experience
- but she apparently hates it
- anyway
- she comes over and says no
- that is a nylon brush you need copper brushes
- and I'm just like that's... that is somewhat true however THIS MAN'S REVOLVER TIMING IS OFF
- in my head
- I just let it fucking go
- because nothing I could say at that point would have done anything
- 👍1
- so now he is going to bear down on this fucking thing with a copper brush lubed up with CLP and probably get rid of the evidence that his revolver needs work
- the good thing is it probably won't asplode the cylinder in a .22
- Lol
- fucking... so I go in
- hi I'm REDACTED I'm here to pick up a transfer
- "did we call you?"
- I wanted to tell him to fuck off
- Lol
- yes you did, I have a voicemail from you, you're anthony right?
- "oh yeah that's me, let me look, what gun is it?"
- "remington versa max"
- "ah yes yes ok so a pistol"
- 😆1
- "no"
- "ohh I thought the versa was a pistol"
- so I'm doing the forms
- and he says ah what country were you born in?
- US
- state?
- NY
- county?
- "county? I think it needs the city"
- "it says county"
- "ok, montgomery"
- so he types that in
- Lol
- it's giving him an error
- I say
- try "Amsterdam"
- "amsterdam county?"
- "yeah."
- "ok it took that"
- sigh
- can you tell that wasn't a good experience for me?
- 😆1
- lol
- oh and then fucking
- he almost listed the wrong firearm type
- he put rifle
- and I'm like ah it's a shotgun
- "oh yeah yeah"
- then while we're waiting for the system to process
- he's like feel free to relax, you're in the toy store
- we like people to be hands on here not like other gun store where everything's behind the counter
- I'm just staring at him
- every gun store in NOVA for decade I've lived here has had the same shop setup
- Lol
- you would need to have never been in another area store ever to think this one was different
- anyway
- so I look around
- it's good stuff, just too expensive which whatever
- I see the beretta
- price looks good, so I'm looking it over
- "ah yeah man that's a good one just like the M9 the military uses"
- "the slide is just so smooth work the slide"
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