Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) EN

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<i>So... I know what you're thinking.</i>

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<i>Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog</i>

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<i>being chased by a mad man
with a mustache from the civil war?</i>

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<i>Gotta be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.</i>

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<i>Is this too much? Am I going too fast?</i>

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<i>It's kinda what I do.
You know what? Let's back up.</i>

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<i>This is the island where I am from.</i>

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<i>It had everything: sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,</i>

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<i>public access to loop-de-loops.</i>

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<i>And I never had to catch a school bus</i>

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<i>because I can run across the entire island
in less than two seconds.</i>

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<i>Also, there was no school.</i>

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<i>I know, pretty sweet island, right?</i>

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<i>I was born with extraordinary powers,
and was told to keep them in secret.</i>

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<i>And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.</i>

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<i>That's Longclaw, she took care of me.</i>

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<i>She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi,
if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.</i>

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Sonic, someone could've seen you!

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No one saw me. I am too fast!

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And, I wanted to bring you this.

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Get down!

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<i>Turns out with great power
comes great power-hungry bad guys.</i>

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<i>And I let them right to us.</i>

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Listen carefully, Sonic.

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You have a power unlike anything
I've ever seen.

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And that means someone
will always want it.

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The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.

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This word is on the farthest side
of the universe. You should be safe there.

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- I don't wanna go without you!
- You must!

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These rings will be your most important
possession.

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If you ever discovered, use one.

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Never stop running. Now go!

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Longclaw!

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- Goodbye, Sonic.
- No!

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No!

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C'mon, one car?

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I'm bored.

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Tom, do you read me?
Are you there?

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No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht
in Barbados

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with Rihanna.

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OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.

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No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.

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Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean.

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Hang on, I think I got something.

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Hey, buddy, where's the fire?

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We've got kids living around here.

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It was kinda funny, sorry.

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What?

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<i>Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
There's been a violent gang shoot-out.</i>

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<i>Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel.
But they do need it back.</i>

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Buddy, you almost got yourself killed
out there.

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What are you, some kind
of an adrenaline junkie?

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Must be rough being slow all the time.

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I'll tell you what,
today is your lucky day.

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Have you ever felt so alive?

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This is great, you're doing amazing.

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Oh, jeez!

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Good recovery!

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Let's keep this our little secret, okay?

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You never saw me.
I was never here.

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<i>So, what were you expecting?</i>

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<i>A dirty little hedgehog eating berries,
and struggling to survive?</i>

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<i>Think again, because I am living
my best life on Earth.</i>

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<i>I've got a library.</i>

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<i>A home gym.</i>

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<i>And a state of the art security system.</i>

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Oh, no!

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<i>And if I ever discovered,
I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,</i>

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<i>and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.</i>

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<i>A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.</i>

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<i>Gross, smelly mushrooms...</i>

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I hate mushrooms.

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<i>But let's not worry about all of that.</i>

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<i>This is Green Hills.</i>

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<i>The greatest place on Earth.</i>

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<i>These are my people, and there, I say,
I am their lovable space creature.</i>

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<i>So what if they don't know I exist?</i>

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<i>My favorite person is the Donut Lord.</i>

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<i>Protector of this town,</i>

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<i>and defender of all creatures,
big and small.</i>

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Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.

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<i>Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.</i>

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<i>She is super nice to animals,
and strangely was born without bones.</i>

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<i>There is one person in town
who's actually onto me.</i>

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<i>He calls me The Blue Devil.</i>

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- I almost caught him last night.
- <i>Say hello to Crazy Carl.</i>

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<i>We have fun together.</i>

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I know you're out there!

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And I know you're real!

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No, I'm not.

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<i>Movie night is my favorite.</i>

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Please, please...

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Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.

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<i>- When I find you...
- Pop quiz hot-shot.</i>

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<i>There's a bomb on the bus.</i>

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Pop quiz hot-shot.
The classic line.

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<i>Basically, we're like a family,</i>

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<i>even though we haven't met yet.</i>

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You don't think your prolonged isolation
is making you a bit crazy perhaps?

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Crazy? Me? No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.

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And despite all these
so called friends of yours,

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deep down you are still rather lonely?

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<i>Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?</i>

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Hey! No, no...

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Get out of there! Come on!
Oh, come on! Get out of there!

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Get out of there, you trash pandas!

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Maddie, as Green Hills
most respected veterinary,

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what is the fastest way
to exterminate a racoon?

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Hi, Ozzy. Hello.
You're glad to see me?

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You don't eat garbage, do you?

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What's that?

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- Is that what I think it is?
- Open it.

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- It's kinda small, is that bad?
- Just... open it.

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Dear Thomas, we have reviewed
your application

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to the San Francisco Police Department,

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and pending inter departmental review
and background check.

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And we are happy to inform you that you
have been selected to join our team.

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Wow! Oh my God!

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San Francisco sucks?

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Wrong one.

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- You never had a doubt, huh?
- No!

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- I can't believe this!
- I know. You did it!

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What are those?

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Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.

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I though Ozzy and I
can fly there tomorrow,

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and check out some neighborhoods.

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I mean, this is all happening so fast.

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Man, it's the craziest thing,
you apply for the job, you get the job.

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- Well, pending a background check.
- Oh, man,

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hope they don't find out about that time
you used the neighbor's WiFi.

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Correction, I'm still using
the neighbor's WiFi.

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But, Maddie...

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Are you sure you're okay with this?

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Thomas Michael Wachowski,

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what did you do the entire time
I was in a veterinary school?

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I worked the second job
to pay the rent, and...

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A third job to pay tuition.

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You sacrificed for me,
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.

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Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?

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I mean, there's been a Wachowski protecting
this town for more than 50 years.

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This is a big change.

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I'm positive.

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It's time for this guy to get out there
and prove himself.

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I love Green Hills, but...

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You know, I wanna help people
in real trouble.

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I want someone to turn to me
in a life-or-death situation,

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and I'll be there for them.

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- I get it. I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.

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And so it is with a heavy heart,
that I tell you all

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that I've accepted a position
at the San Francisco Police Department

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effective immediately.

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It's gonna be tough to leave my home town,
and all my friendships.

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But this is something
I feel like I need to do,

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to grow, as both an officer, and a man.

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What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?

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That wasn't so bad, right?

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Now all I gotta do is...

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tell everyone who isn't a donut.

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Whoa, the play-offs.

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So cool.

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Bottom of the ninth, tie score.

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And exactly who you want at the plate
with the game on the line, Sonic.

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But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound

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is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills, also Sonic.

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Okay, focus, Sonic.

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If you win this game you'll be
the most beloved kid in Green Hills.

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Hit it to the guy in left,
he's a real space case.

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I can't with that guy.

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Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic,
is so in batter Sonic.

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I got it, I got it...

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I don't got it.

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Go home! Go home!

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Come on!

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Safe!

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Yes! Yes! I did it!

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Did you see that? I did it! I did it.

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I really am alone.

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All alone. Forever.

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I'm sure no one noticed
that giant blue explosion, right?

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- Hey, Wade.
- Hi, Tom. Wade here.

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What is going on?

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- Oh Gosh, I think the power is out.
- Yap, dur.

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The lights are out.
The whole town is freaking out.

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- What should I do?
- Okay. Relax.

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Take a deep breath, call Gil,

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see if they can locate
the down line, then...

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call Zim, and see if he can get
his generator over to the Super Cue

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- so the food stays fresh.
- Call Zim before Gil?

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- Call Gil... Hello? Wait. Wait!
- I'll call you back.

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Hello? Was that the end
of the instructions?

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Okay. All right. You can do this.

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What was the first thing he said to do?

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Right. Relax.

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Twenty minutes ago an energy surge
knocked our power

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across the entire Pacific Northwest.
What do we know?

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Our first instinct was it was an EMP.

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But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.

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NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.

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The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant malfunction.

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Sounds like we're really good
at figuring out what it wasn't.

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This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.

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I'm suggesting we scramble the fifth and sixth regiment.
- No, no...

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This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
Someone who understands technology.

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- You wanna send in a lab rat?
- Not just any lab rat.

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A lab rat with teeth.

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You're not suggesting who I think
you're suggesting.

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- I know he's a little weird...
- Weird?

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- No, no. No way!
- He's a psychological tire fire.

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But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs.
IQ off the charts.

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And his drone tech is revolutionary.

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- You're sure he can handle this?
- He has a perfect operations record.

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- Remember the coup in Pakistan?
- No.

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- Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
- It's not even a country.

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Exactly. And you can thank
Robotnik for that.

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I can't believe you're bringing
that freak into this.

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Neither can I, but...

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We have no choice.

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Guys, coming up!

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Yes, Major.

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What a...

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Are you in charge here?

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- Yes, I am.
- No. Wrong!

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- Name...
- I'm in charge!

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- Me!
- Is Major...

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- Ben...
- I'm in charge.

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You've never seen anything
like this before?

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It says I'm a top banana in a world
full of hungry little monkeys.

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Allow me to clarify.

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In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
based on level of critical importance

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the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.

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- The Doctor thinks you're basic.
- I'm initiating a sweep sequence.

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Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.

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- Is he still looking at me funny?
- Yes, he is.

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Tell him to stop or I'll pull out
his search history.

236
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,525
If you don't stop looking, the Doctor,
he'll take a closer look...

237
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:53,748
- I'm not deaf.
- And tell him his men report to me now.

238
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,353
Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you realize...

239
00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,163
I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?

240
00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:02,751
- Benning...
- Nobody cares! Nobody cares.

241
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,251
Listen, Major Nobodycares.

242
00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,547
You know why
nobody cares who you are?

243
00:20:07,818 --> 00:20:10,566
Because nobody cares about your feeble
accomplishments.

244
00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:13,172
And nobody cares about how proud
your Mommy is

245
00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:15,756
that you're now reading
at a third grade level.

246
00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:20,469
Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet?
Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.

247
00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:23,230
But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.

248
00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:26,999
Oh, my babies.

249
00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,127
Look what came out of my egg sac.

250
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,399
You know what I love about machines?

251
00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:36,458
They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.

252
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:40,218
They don't need time-off to get drunk,
and put the boat in the water.

253
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,557
And you do what you're told.

254
00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:45,184
Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss.

255
00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,687
And watch my machines do your job.

256
00:20:51,113 --> 00:20:53,904
- Can you feel it, Stone?
- I can feel it, Doctor.

257
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,892
It's evolution, Stone.

258
00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,059
It's evolution!

259
00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:36,419
- Agent Stone?
- Doctor.

260
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,071
Do you see anything useful in this image?

261
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,382
- Nothing at all, Doctor.
- Of course you don't.

262
00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,701
Your eyes weren't expertly trained
to spot tracks

263
00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,131
by the Native American Shadow Wolves.

264
00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,791
That's extraordinary.

265
00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:01,169
No, what extraordinary is...

266
00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:05,003
I determined the exact height, weight,
and spinal curvature of this creature.

267
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,028
And my computer can't find
a single match for it, anywhere

268
00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:10,603
in Earth's animal kingdom.

269
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:15,191
This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
and that's no baby Bigfoot.

270
00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:18,859
This guy is something else

271
00:22:20,532 --> 00:22:22,244
entirely.

272
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,410
Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.

273
00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:28,449
That's one small step for man,

274
00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:30,934
one giant leap for me.

275
00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:44,212
Okay, okay. Everything is fine.

276
00:22:44,372 --> 00:22:46,424
You played some baseball,
got a little upset.

277
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,834
Lightning shut out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.

278
00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,528
All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.

279
00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:55,484
Time for plan B - Mushroomville.
I gotta take my stuff.

280
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:57,472
Okay, essential items only.

281
00:22:57,615 --> 00:23:00,372
Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night light, funny hat.

282
00:23:00,753 --> 00:23:03,620
This half-eaten cantaloupe,
and my scented candle.

283
00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:05,606
My entire comic book collection.

284
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,391
Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair
fit in the backpack? No, no.

285
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,004
Of course not. That's stupid.

286
00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:13,424
Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course!

287
00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:18,122
Here we go. Ring time.
Mushroom planet, here I come.

288
00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:21,823
Oh, no! They're right outside,
I gotta go somewhere else.

289
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,457
Goodbye, cave.

290
00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:33,964
- Hi.
- Hey.

291
00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:35,172
What are you doing?

292
00:23:35,327 --> 00:23:38,055
Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.

293
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:40,068
That sounds half-fun.

294
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,523
Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.

295
00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:44,481
The whole town went dark.

296
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,778
It was like a sign telling me
to get outta Dodge.

297
00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,783
- Wade must've lost his mind.
- Yeah.

298
00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:50,938
And he does not have much to lose.

299
00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:53,758
How's your sister? Does she
convince you to leave me yet?

300
00:23:53,889 --> 00:23:57,203
No, but she did tell me to check
your phone for dating apps.

301
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,785
The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.

302
00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:02,228
- And the Olive Garden.
- Ah, because when you're there...

303
00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:04,001
You're family.

304
00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:07,322
No way!

305
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:13,078
The racoons are back.
And they are in for a surprise.

306
00:24:13,205 --> 00:24:16,584
Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry.

307
00:24:16,844 --> 00:24:19,313
And also, that's for bears.

308
00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,245
- Good, now I know it'll work.
- Tom!

309
00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,799
I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it
to scare them.

310
00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:27,461
- Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye.
- To...

311
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,732
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

312
00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:40,688
Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.

313
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,820
Here we go.

314
00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:46,194
Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay.
You're going to a safe world.

315
00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:51,775
A nice safe world full of mushrooms.
Mushrooms that will be your only friends.

316
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,821
That sounds awful, I can't do this.

317
00:24:53,966 --> 00:24:56,212
You have to do it,
there's no other option.

318
00:24:58,191 --> 00:24:59,618
All right.

319
00:25:00,642 --> 00:25:04,017
SFPD, pending background check.
Paws in the air!

320
00:25:06,634 --> 00:25:08,790
Uhhh... meow?

321
00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:20,378
San Francisco?

322
00:25:42,578 --> 00:25:44,024
No.

323
00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:49,784
What?

324
00:26:12,556 --> 00:26:14,184
The Blue Devil.

325
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,038
- Donut Lord?
- You can talk?

326
00:26:30,085 --> 00:26:31,264
You're not...

327
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:34,439
- You're not here to abduct me, are you?
- You abducted me!

328
00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:37,968
Okay, it's a fair point. What are you?

329
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,898
Why are you hiding out in my garage?

330
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,232
I needed somewhere safe,

331
00:26:41,378 --> 00:26:43,919
and you are the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.

332
00:26:44,047 --> 00:26:46,803
- Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
- 'Cause you talk to donuts,

333
00:26:46,962 --> 00:26:48,840
and then eat them
if they get out of the line.

334
00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:51,267
- Again, fair.
- Wait... Where are all the mushrooms?

335
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,915
Why am I still on Earth? What did...
Oh, no, I lost my rings!

336
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,431
What?

337
00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,297
What's happening?
Is this your mothership?

338
00:27:06,364 --> 00:27:08,930
- I'm not in the mood to get probed.
- You think you're worried?

339
00:27:09,055 --> 00:27:10,697
I'm not even wearing pants.

340
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,576
What the...

341
00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:19,222
- They're coming for me!
- Who's coming for you?

342
00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:21,994
- What does that have to do with me?
- I don't have time to explain,

343
00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:24,783
- but you have to help me.
- No, I don't. Why?

344
00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:28,254
Well, my legs, which normally
would be classified as lethal weapons

345
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,574
feel like spaghetti.

346
00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:32,815
I need your help, please.
It's life or death.

347
00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,030
Fine, come with me.

348
00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,061
Little help?

349
00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:01,100
- All right, stay here. And be quiet.
- Good plan, great plan.

350
00:28:01,239 --> 00:28:05,100
How are we working so well together?
Practically finishing each other sentences.

351
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,558
Okay, bye.

352
00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,494
Hello there.

353
00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:14,747
Can I help you?

354
00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:20,250
Good morning, my rural chum.

355
00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:21,873
I'm...

356
00:28:22,162 --> 00:28:24,629
from the power company,
investigating the blackout.

357
00:28:24,781 --> 00:28:28,028
If you don't mind I'd like to take
a few readings inside your house?

358
00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:30,088
No kidding, you're from
the power company?

359
00:28:30,224 --> 00:28:33,165
You must know my buddy Spencer.
We play softball together.

360
00:28:33,309 --> 00:28:35,948
Spence, he's a good man.

361
00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:39,776
- Yeah, yeah... come on in!
- Great.

362
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,218
Take all the readings
you need. Except...

363
00:28:43,184 --> 00:28:46,453
Don't the power company usually take
their readings from outside the house?

364
00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:48,844
That way they can check
even if you're not home.

365
00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:51,598
Also, my buddy Spencer
works for the gas company.

366
00:28:51,724 --> 00:28:54,667
And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy.
So, you wanna tell me why

367
00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,274
you think I'm dumb enough
to just let you walk inside my house?

368
00:29:06,216 --> 00:29:08,729
- I'm sorry, Mr...?
- Wachowski.

369
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,424
But everyone calls me Tom.

370
00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:12,662
Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.

371
00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:16,266
But it's gone on for so long now that
it would be just weird if I corrected him.

372
00:29:16,412 --> 00:29:18,513
Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim.

373
00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:22,697
You may have noticed that this entire town
has been experiencing a power outage.

374
00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:24,665
Yup, no lights, picked up on that.

375
00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,736
Twenty minutes ago I tracked
an energy pulse

376
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:30,013
with the similar signature to the one
that caused that disruption.

377
00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,455
Listen, Mr...?

378
00:29:46,602 --> 00:29:49,167
Doctor. Doctor Robotnik.

379
00:29:49,346 --> 00:29:51,206
But my dentist calls me Rob.

380
00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,585
Look, Doctor Robotskiz...

381
00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:58,156
I'm sure what you're here for
is very serious,

382
00:29:58,286 --> 00:30:01,095
but it's got nothing to do with me,
you can ask anyone in town.

383
00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,897
- Everyone knows me.
- I bet they do.

384
00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:05,459
I'm sure you're hella popular
with the Gibs and Merles

385
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,789
and Billy Bobs in this glorified
gas station rest stop.

386
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:13,161
Which goes way back to the days
of tipping cows and playing on a jug band.

387
00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:18,859
And maybe some day
you'll have achieved your goal

388
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:21,777
of getting a Costco card,
or adopting a Labradoodle.

389
00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:27,205
But the reality is, I surpassed
everything you're ever going to do

390
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,980
before I was a toddler.

391
00:30:31,131 --> 00:30:34,702
I was spitting out formulas
while you were still spitting up formula.

392
00:30:34,828 --> 00:30:37,404
- I was breastfed, actually.
- Nice.

393
00:30:37,638 --> 00:30:39,854
Rub that in my orphan face.

394
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:45,877
Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar
with US code 904, title 10, article 104?

395
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040
- Yeah...
- Anyone, who attempts to aid

396
00:30:49,199 --> 00:30:52,031
an enemy of the United States
shall suffer death.

397
00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,908
And if I'm the one who catches you,

398
00:30:56,373 --> 00:30:58,228
it'll be even worse.

399
00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,080
Worse than death?

400
00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,004
Okay, I'm a ball.
Just a normal ball.

401
00:31:05,151 --> 00:31:06,412
I'm blending in like a bulge.

402
00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:10,306
Stop talking. No, you stop talking.
Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic!

403
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,560
Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me
with X-Rays,

404
00:31:12,693 --> 00:31:14,957
I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.

405
00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,760
Don't freak out. Don't freak...
Don't freak out.

406
00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:26,916
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

407
00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:29,729
I'm freaking out!

408
00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:34,543
Why don't you have
your staircase carpeted?

409
00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,039
Compared to...

410
00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:40,397
- Old pipes.
- Yeah.

411
00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:43,188
Probably just the house settling.
Nothing to see here.

412
00:31:44,787 --> 00:31:46,054
Hey!

413
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,651
Here's the thing.

414
00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:55,931
I'm never wrong.

415
00:31:56,695 --> 00:31:59,017
Well, first time for everything, I guess.

416
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,361
Would you like some cake?

417
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:04,676
I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths
of any animal that routinely eats garbage.

418
00:32:15,957 --> 00:32:17,720
Look at that.

419
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,878
I was right.

420
00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,220
Note the lack of surprise.

421
00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,146
Should we try this again?

422
00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:38,872
I'm going to give you five seconds
to tell me where it is. Five.

423
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,080
- I don't know what's you're talking about.
- Four.

424
00:32:41,237 --> 00:32:43,637
Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop.
And you're threatening an Officer.

425
00:32:43,738 --> 00:32:46,406
How can you threaten somebody
who never existed? Three.

426
00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:48,968
Come on, rack your brain!

427
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:52,422
You might be able to come up
with some lame excuse to go on living.

428
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,133
In two...

429
00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:56,138
One!

430
00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:58,467
Wait! Don't hurt him.

431
00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:13,709
This feels excessive.

432
00:33:17,154 --> 00:33:18,296
Stay behind me.

433
00:33:34,489 --> 00:33:36,952
Don't worry, I got it
right where I want it.

434
00:33:39,532 --> 00:33:42,956
Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
packages with these things?

435
00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:48,201
This was a horrible plan,
what was I thinking?

436
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,501
I'm gonna puke!

437
00:33:56,146 --> 00:33:57,239
Come on!

438
00:33:58,164 --> 00:33:59,419
We gotta get out of here.

439
00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:02,648
Don't tell me that's all you've got.
I'm just getting started.

440
00:34:02,773 --> 00:34:05,504
Let me know if you wanna go
round two with the blue.

441
00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:25,496
Doctor!

442
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,947
Are you okay?

443
00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:29,282
I just saw a guy race
outta here and thought...

444
00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:30,845
That you should stop them?

445
00:34:31,962 --> 00:34:33,503
Open your mouth,

446
00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,735
and say you thought
that you should stop them.

447
00:34:35,895 --> 00:34:39,049
No, I thought that maybe I should
check to see if you're okay.

448
00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:42,071
You know what's hard about being
the smartest person in the world?

449
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:45,101
- Everyone else seems stupid.
- Yes. Way to go.

450
00:34:45,336 --> 00:34:46,791
You got that one.

451
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:51,740
Whatever this creature is,
it's our job to secure it,

452
00:34:52,242 --> 00:34:55,427
neutralize it, uncover
the source of its power.

453
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,481
And if it resists...

454
00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:00,078
we take it apart,

455
00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,099
piece by piece.

456
00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:05,207
See what makes it tick.

457
00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,598
- Stone.
- Doctor.

458
00:35:07,745 --> 00:35:09,401
Call Optical Illusions.

459
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,788
Tell them I need new frames.

460
00:35:12,425 --> 00:35:14,032
They know what kind I like.

461
00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,532
And bring that quill.

462
00:35:18,061 --> 00:35:19,407
Yes, Doctor.

463
00:35:22,698 --> 00:35:23,962
All right, pal,

464
00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,690
You need to start talking right now.

465
00:35:25,822 --> 00:35:28,185
Who are you? <i>What</i> are you?

466
00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:30,692
I'm a hedgehog,
I feel like that's obvious.

467
00:35:30,888 --> 00:35:33,466
- And I'm in big trouble.
- You're in big trouble?

468
00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,580
You're not the one who punched
some sort of government weirdo back there.

469
00:35:36,706 --> 00:35:38,946
You think you have problems?
I lost my rings!

470
00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:40,610
Rings? What are you talking about?

471
00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:44,214
Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures
travel between worlds.

472
00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:46,922
And now mine are on top
of a pointy building

473
00:35:47,074 --> 00:35:49,845
I've only ever seen
on your skin tight t-shirt.

474
00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:52,363
So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,

475
00:35:52,575 --> 00:35:55,702
so I can get back my rings and use them
to go to the Mushroom planet.

476
00:35:57,553 --> 00:35:59,897
- Mushroom planet?
- Yes!

477
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,426
Right.

478
00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,879
- Okay, pal. Out you go.
- I'm sorry, what?

479
00:36:08,025 --> 00:36:11,892
Look, this is the worst possible time
for me to get myself into trouble, okay?

480
00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:14,125
You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.

481
00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:17,179
Now please, go find your rings,
and your Mushroomland.

482
00:36:17,331 --> 00:36:19,451
Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in the hospital bed,

483
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,399
and the doctors gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy was a big success.

484
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,761
- Okay? So, goodbye.
- Okay, goodbye.

485
00:36:25,279 --> 00:36:26,382
Goodbye.

486
00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:31,683
- Why aren't you leaving?
- I don't know where San Francisco is.

487
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:32,822
- It's West.
- West?

488
00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:35,199
- Straight shot, can't miss it.
- Fine. That's cool.

489
00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:37,374
I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.

490
00:36:42,297 --> 00:36:46,139
So, as I crashed into the cold
dark water of the Pacific

491
00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:48,282
I realized a few things.

492
00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:51,020
A) I have no idea where I'm going;

493
00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:53,384
b) salt water stings.

494
00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:57,961
C) I shouldn't even be on this planet
right now, but I am.

495
00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:00,898
- Why? Because you shot me!
- I know.

496
00:37:01,111 --> 00:37:02,192
You shot me!

497
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:05,000
All right. I heard you the first time.
You don't have to...

498
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,642
pile it on, good grief.

499
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,949
I'm wet. I'm cold.

500
00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:11,058
There's a fish on my head!

501
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,719
And clearly I'm not gonna be able
to do this on my own.

502
00:37:20,694 --> 00:37:23,376
- All right, get in the truck.
- Really? You gonna help me?

503
00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:26,650
I guess it is a little bit of my fault
that all of this is happening to you.

504
00:37:26,782 --> 00:37:29,675
Not a little bit, entirely.
It is entirely your fault.

505
00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:31,724
Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?

506
00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:32,954
Yes.

507
00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:37,309
Roadtrip.

508
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:39,247
What am I doing?

509
00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:42,233
All right, there's gonna be rules
on this trip. Number one:

510
00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:44,570
do exactly as I say all the time.

511
00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:46,864
- Got it?
- Got it, Donut Lord.

512
00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,841
Would you stop with the Donut Lord?

513
00:37:49,211 --> 00:37:51,045
I have a name. It's Tom.

514
00:37:51,383 --> 00:37:52,712
I'm Sonic.

515
00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:55,056
Sonic? Sonic.

516
00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:58,357
So, you've been spying
on us all for years.

517
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,231
I mean, I wouldn't call it spying.

518
00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,619
We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited,

519
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,253
and no one knew I was there.

520
00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:07,019
I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.

521
00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,069
Yeah, you should call him
Super Observing Carl instead.

522
00:38:10,638 --> 00:38:12,918
- Oh my God, stop the car right now!
- What? What?

523
00:38:13,081 --> 00:38:16,404
The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball?
We gotta see it!

524
00:38:16,532 --> 00:38:19,999
No, no. This is not some fun
family roadtrip, okay?

525
00:38:20,248 --> 00:38:24,246
The government wants to dissect you,
and arrest me. This is serious.

526
00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:28,287
You were right. It was lame.
Gift shop was cool, though.

527
00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:29,753
I got you a mouse pad.

528
00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:31,612
When are we gonna get there?

529
00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:33,534
We will get there when we get there.

530
00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:55,892
All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade
to see if he knows what's going on.

531
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,216
You gonna see Wade in that glass thing?

532
00:38:58,367 --> 00:39:00,315
What is it? A teleportation box?

533
00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:03,075
It's a pay phone.

534
00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:06,585
It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives
from the law, which is us.

535
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,236
Stay in the car. I don't want
anybody seeing you.

536
00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:10,838
Fine!

537
00:39:29,361 --> 00:39:34,020
Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place
on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.

538
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,557
Be strong. Be strong.

539
00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:54,995
Hello. Green Hills Police Department.

540
00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,925
- Wade, it's me.
- Hi, I'm so glad that you called.

541
00:39:58,307 --> 00:40:02,584
So, some guys came in asking
some questions. A little creepy.

542
00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:05,278
Kinda reminded me of the guys
from Men in Black,

543
00:40:05,396 --> 00:40:08,866
but not as likable,
or charming as Will Smith.

544
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,604
Wait, what kinda questions?

545
00:40:10,763 --> 00:40:13,020
Questions about terrorism.

546
00:40:13,526 --> 00:40:16,538
I told them that, like...
I've gone ice fishing with Tom.

547
00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:20,608
He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
He can't even make, like bait in the cold.

548
00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:22,937
All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.

549
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:25,102
Don't tell them that we talked, okay?

550
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:30,141
You know, I think they already know.

551
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,696
Mr. Wachowski.

552
00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:35,783
Tom.

553
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,766
I want you to know
that the only other person

554
00:40:37,828 --> 00:40:40,896
who have ever punched me
in the face was the school bully.

555
00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:43,830
He hit me in the cafeteria
causing a blunt force contusion

556
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,369
to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.

557
00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,542
Humiliated me in front
of the entire school.

558
00:40:48,695 --> 00:40:50,817
And you know what I did in response?

559
00:40:50,974 --> 00:40:53,583
I'm assuming that you reported him
to the Principal's office,

560
00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:56,076
'cause, you know that kinda behavior
is really unacceptable.

561
00:40:56,238 --> 00:40:59,142
No, I examined the inefficiency
of a world where brawn trumped brain,

562
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,078
and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.

563
00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:04,951
The boy ate his meals
through a straw for a year.

564
00:41:05,222 --> 00:41:08,366
And I have never lost
a fight again. Until today.

565
00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,346
Hooray for me then, huh?

566
00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,103
No, because you're about
to become the bully with a straw!

567
00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:15,444
I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.

568
00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:17,781
And when I catch you I'll...

569
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,751
Hello? Hello?

570
00:41:21,866 --> 00:41:24,484
- Hello? Hello?
- I think he actually hung up.

571
00:41:24,531 --> 00:41:26,094
Because I noticed
that the light isn't on.

572
00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:27,574
Thank you, Officer Brainfart.

573
00:41:27,598 --> 00:41:29,882
If you give me a second
I can get an outside line.

574
00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:34,388
No, don't be bothered.
You just sit there and be <i>you-</i>

575
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,142
<i>sless.</i>

576
00:41:44,075 --> 00:41:46,732
No one's gonna erase my memory here?

577
00:41:47,931 --> 00:41:49,896
I will tell people about this.

578
00:41:53,002 --> 00:41:56,111
Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...

579
00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:58,463
Sonic?

580
00:42:04,717 --> 00:42:06,065
No, no.

581
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,687
Howdy, partner.

582
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,599
I'm not your partner, come on,
we're leaving.

583
00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:27,462
But there's a ZZ Top cover band,
you gotta see their beards.

584
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,009
We will have to catch them
some other time. Let's go. Get up.

585
00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:33,458
If we stay I promise I won't say
another word for the rest of the trip.

586
00:42:33,604 --> 00:42:35,021
Starting... now.

587
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,986
Welcome to the Piston Pit,
what can I get you fellas?

588
00:42:38,212 --> 00:42:42,605
I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac.
Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac.

589
00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:46,275
No kids allowed in here.
What's he got on, some kinda mask?

590
00:42:47,056 --> 00:42:51,640
He's actually 43 years old,
and suffers from a very rare skin disease.

591
00:42:51,788 --> 00:42:54,131
That stunts his growth,
and makes him look...

592
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:55,888
like... like that.

593
00:42:56,027 --> 00:42:59,959
The face I was born with, the confidence
I picked up along the way.

594
00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:02,904
- Make us a Mellow Yellow please.
- Okay.

595
00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:06,748
- You owe me one.
- I've never sat on a bar stool before.

596
00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:10,065
So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins!

597
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,146
Yes.

598
00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:14,807
- I feel sick.
- Having fun?

599
00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,866
Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list,
huh? Big night for ya?

600
00:43:17,985 --> 00:43:19,814
What's a bucket list?

601
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,692
Bucket list is a...

602
00:43:22,097 --> 00:43:25,298
It's a list of things you wanna do
in your life before you...

603
00:43:25,952 --> 00:43:27,115
well, kick the bucket.

604
00:43:27,226 --> 00:43:30,150
I've never kicked the bucket
either. I gotta make my list.

605
00:43:35,927 --> 00:43:37,346
Sonic.

606
00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:45,468
Why? What's the matter?

607
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,476
There is so much stuff
I've never done.

608
00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:49,916
And now that I'm leaving Earth forever...

609
00:43:50,452 --> 00:43:52,259
I guess I missed my chance.

610
00:43:57,422 --> 00:44:00,796
Well, I guess this is the kinda place
you can get a lot of living done

611
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,665
in a short period of time.

612
00:44:03,231 --> 00:44:04,936
I suppose we can spare an hour.

613
00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,443
What? You gonna bucket list with me?

614
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:10,116
- Sure, why not.
- You won't regret this.

615
00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,562
I'm pretty sure I will.

616
00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:37,878
New high score.

617
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:47,886
Wait a second, is this bull missing
a head or does it have two butts?

618
00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:52,384
- This is easy.
- Okay.

619
00:44:57,123 --> 00:44:58,826
I'm a cowboy, baby.

620
00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,334
I'm okay.

621
00:45:09,805 --> 00:45:10,951
Yeah!

622
00:45:13,287 --> 00:45:14,899
Yeah, laugh it up.

623
00:45:15,091 --> 00:45:16,697
Nice work, Romeo.

624
00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,852
- Glad you're having a good time.
- I am having a good time.

625
00:45:19,964 --> 00:45:22,680
I'm having the best time,
I mean what could go wrong?

626
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,951
Can we help you?

627
00:45:28,304 --> 00:45:32,290
- We don't like your kind around here.
- Our kind? What kind is that?

628
00:45:34,388 --> 00:45:35,583
Hipsters.

629
00:45:36,143 --> 00:45:37,196
How dare you?!

630
00:45:37,309 --> 00:45:39,782
Hey, you know what? We were
just leaving anyway, weren't we?

631
00:45:39,919 --> 00:45:41,592
- Not a problem...
- No, no. It's okay.

632
00:45:41,732 --> 00:45:42,732
No, no. We're leaving.

633
00:45:42,811 --> 00:45:45,313
I know exactly how to handle
this situation.

634
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,609
Pop quiz hot-shot.

635
00:45:47,754 --> 00:45:50,405
You just picked a fight
with a poorly disguised hedgehog

636
00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:53,385
who's seen way too many
action movies. What do you do?

637
00:45:53,507 --> 00:45:55,162
What do you do?

638
00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,014
Am I crazy? It was supposed
to break, right?

639
00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:04,607
Break please. Break please.
Break please, bottle. Please.

640
00:46:04,776 --> 00:46:06,148
Sonic?

641
00:46:17,749 --> 00:46:20,353
- Nice going.
- Thanks. It's awesome, right?

642
00:46:20,522 --> 00:46:22,509
All right, who's next?
Who wants some?

643
00:46:22,688 --> 00:46:24,266
Who do I get to beat up?

644
00:46:24,661 --> 00:46:29,063
Hey, has anybody seen my waitress?
Still waiting on those buffalo wings.

645
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:31,445
Ah, you!

646
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,127
Really?

647
00:48:33,074 --> 00:48:35,841
- So, should we get out of here?
- Yeah, time to go.

648
00:48:38,005 --> 00:48:39,026
That was amazing!

649
00:48:39,229 --> 00:48:42,120
Wait a second, did we even pay
our tip? It doesn't matter!

650
00:48:42,303 --> 00:48:44,926
Watch this. Watch this.
I always wanted to do this.

651
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,654
- Get them!
- See ya, suckers.

652
00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:54,007
I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.

653
00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:01,469
- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah!

654
00:49:01,614 --> 00:49:02,245
Ouch!

655
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:05,255
- They got you pretty good.
- I'm all right, have been hit harder.

656
00:49:05,413 --> 00:49:07,090
Did you see how much
toilet paper I used?

657
00:49:07,238 --> 00:49:10,750
The next person that goes into that
bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.

658
00:49:11,261 --> 00:49:14,921
The floors were sticky. The crowd
was rough. And the odds were against us.

659
00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:18,421
But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.

660
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,230
Scratch another one off my list.

661
00:49:22,449 --> 00:49:24,362
You are a weird little dude.

662
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,178
- Okay.
- So, what are we gonna do now?

663
00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:42,914
I'm gonna pass out watching TV.

664
00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:45,735
- You should, too.
- But this is my last night on Earth.

665
00:49:45,867 --> 00:49:48,190
- I wanna soak up every last second.
- All right, well...

666
00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:51,552
Anything you can find to do in this room,
you knock yourself out.

667
00:49:58,116 --> 00:50:00,208
Good times.

668
00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:03,960
Oh, come on.

669
00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:08,293
- That's awful, what did you eat?
- I think it's called a chili dog.

670
00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:11,675
You might wanna check
your fur on that one, buddy.

671
00:50:12,223 --> 00:50:15,212
Hey, so what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?

672
00:50:15,465 --> 00:50:18,320
It's no Earth. I can tell you that.
There's no people.

673
00:50:18,456 --> 00:50:21,377
Just breathable air and giant
mushrooms, and stuff.

674
00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:23,622
Well, look at it this way.

675
00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:26,249
At least you won't be the only <i>fun-gi</i>.

676
00:50:26,905 --> 00:50:29,460
No, don't ever do that again.

677
00:50:30,598 --> 00:50:31,950
I liked it.

678
00:50:33,816 --> 00:50:35,807
I'm really gonna miss this place.

679
00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:39,622
I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
but what if Longclaw was wrong?

680
00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,915
Maybe I could have a life here.

681
00:50:47,588 --> 00:50:49,927
All right, we should get some sleep.

682
00:50:51,363 --> 00:50:54,519
You sleep, don't worry about me,
I'm gonna stay up all night

683
00:50:54,663 --> 00:50:56,446
enjoying Earth while I can.

684
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,976
Sure, kid.

685
00:50:58,619 --> 00:51:00,763
As long as we're
on the road by eight.

686
00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:28,777
<i>Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
an act of domestic terrorism.</i>

687
00:51:29,326 --> 00:51:31,974
<i>Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.</i>

688
00:51:32,237 --> 00:51:35,249
<i>Any information regarding
his whereabouts should be reported</i>

689
00:51:35,401 --> 00:51:37,234
<i>to local authorities immediately.</i>

690
00:51:43,454 --> 00:51:45,408
Did he say where he was going?

691
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,759
Maybe. Maybe not.

692
00:51:51,896 --> 00:51:53,599
Like I'd ever tell you.

693
00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:56,503
Stand down, Agent Stone.

694
00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:59,043
This well-meaning citizen obviously
doesn't understand

695
00:51:59,196 --> 00:52:01,154
the urgency of the matter.

696
00:52:03,484 --> 00:52:04,945
Really?

697
00:52:07,203 --> 00:52:09,915
Now, that's what I call
'good cop, bad cop'.

698
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,510
Left yourself open.

699
00:52:17,064 --> 00:52:19,055
Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,

700
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,292
the approximate speed of their vehicle
and local weather conditions...

701
00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:25,455
They should be...

702
00:52:26,114 --> 00:52:28,053
right about...

703
00:52:29,091 --> 00:52:30,434
here.

704
00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:33,964
- That's brilliant, Sir.
- Thanks... for nothing.

705
00:52:36,895 --> 00:52:39,373
- So, what's on your bucket list?
- Me?

706
00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,318
- Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right?
- Well, sure, but...

707
00:52:42,454 --> 00:52:44,295
I mean, you are the one leaving Earth.

708
00:52:44,676 --> 00:52:46,665
And I'm not planning
on dying anytime soon.

709
00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:49,978
Don't be so sure, your best friend
is a magnet for danger.

710
00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:52,034
You're anointing yourself as the bestie?

711
00:52:53,224 --> 00:52:55,197
Little presumptuous,
but... I mean...

712
00:52:55,671 --> 00:52:57,821
I like you, of course, but...

713
00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,785
You know, we're not best friends.

714
00:53:00,153 --> 00:53:01,885
You tucked me in last night.

715
00:53:02,089 --> 00:53:05,178
- Fine, fine. Best animal friend.
- That would be my dog Ozzy.

716
00:53:05,287 --> 00:53:09,112
Okay, let's drop this increasingly
humiliating topic of conversation.

717
00:53:09,338 --> 00:53:11,124
Bucket list. Give it to me.

718
00:53:11,549 --> 00:53:13,491
Okay, there is one thing.

719
00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,320
In Green Hills I've always felt,

720
00:53:16,703 --> 00:53:19,874
I don't know, more like a baby sitter
than a real cop, you know?

721
00:53:20,062 --> 00:53:22,892
So, I want a chance to prove
myself under real pressure.

722
00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:25,830
I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a street cop.

723
00:53:26,445 --> 00:53:29,090
And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.

724
00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,471
What?

725
00:53:32,735 --> 00:53:36,260
- Why is your face doing that?
- You're leaving Green Hills?!

726
00:53:36,994 --> 00:53:38,982
- Okay.
- Bu... But... But why?

727
00:53:39,032 --> 00:53:42,093
- Why would you leave Green Hills?
- This maybe hard for you to understand,

728
00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:44,867
but Green Hills is a small town,
it's a very small town.

729
00:53:45,005 --> 00:53:47,467
It's not small. There are
hundreds of people.

730
00:53:47,626 --> 00:53:49,165
That's a small town, dude.

731
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,976
It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.

732
00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:55,427
Please, I clean up their gutters,
I jumpstart their cars in the winter.

733
00:53:55,563 --> 00:53:57,254
They can call anybody to do that.

734
00:53:57,377 --> 00:54:00,886
Sure, they can call anybody,
but the don't. They call you.

735
00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,128
Eeny meeny miny...

736
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,722
mayhem.

737
00:54:33,756 --> 00:54:35,914
- You're not making any sense.
- Would you calm down?

738
00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,976
You come from a great town
with great people,

739
00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:40,776
and by my count zero bad guys
trying to kill you.

740
00:54:43,035 --> 00:54:45,505
Besides, what could possibly
be more important

741
00:54:45,645 --> 00:54:47,961
than protecting the people you care about?

742
00:54:53,997 --> 00:54:55,519
Look, I get...

743
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,664
Yeah!

744
00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:09,614
You know what? I was wrong about you.
You're not the Donut Lord at all.

745
00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,597
You're more like the Jerk Lord.

746
00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:14,330
Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?!

747
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,333
Sonic!

748
00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:24,961
I was forced from my home,
your home is perfect and you're leaving it.

749
00:55:25,108 --> 00:55:26,746
Why would you do that?

750
00:55:26,871 --> 00:55:29,201
- Your body!
- No, no! Not again!

751
00:55:29,437 --> 00:55:31,233
- Hey, hold on!
- Why?

752
00:55:31,353 --> 00:55:32,722
Because I'm gonna do this.

753
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:52,518
Sonic!

754
00:55:53,932 --> 00:55:55,343
Sonic!

755
00:55:59,445 --> 00:56:01,911
Guess I had a bonus life.

756
00:56:04,474 --> 00:56:05,669
Yeah, baby!

757
00:56:05,868 --> 00:56:08,044
Sonic - one, big tank - zero.

758
00:56:08,374 --> 00:56:10,224
I'm sorry. Did we
get this on camera?

759
00:56:10,336 --> 00:56:12,706
- How are you not dead?
- I have no idea.

760
00:56:13,157 --> 00:56:14,495
But do you see me dancing?

761
00:56:14,648 --> 00:56:17,157
- Yes, I saw your dance.
- Is that all you've got?

762
00:56:17,303 --> 00:56:19,241
No, but thank you for asking.

763
00:56:22,961 --> 00:56:24,060
Sonic!

764
00:56:24,512 --> 00:56:27,106
- Get back in the truck!
- You go, I'll catch up.

765
00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:40,569
I think that tank just had a baby.

766
00:56:53,156 --> 00:56:54,590
Incoming!

767
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:59,316
- It's my turn!
- You just had one. It's mine!

768
00:56:59,479 --> 00:57:01,590
Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking
that thing away!

769
00:57:01,771 --> 00:57:02,921
Yeah, right, Dad.

770
00:57:14,827 --> 00:57:16,819
- Where are you going?
- Just drive the car.

771
00:57:16,987 --> 00:57:18,502
I'll take care of this.

772
00:57:18,691 --> 00:57:20,556
And if I don't make it, just ditch me,

773
00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,074
you seem good at that.

774
00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:33,749
Hey, everyone, welcome back
to my livestream.

775
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,095
Today, we're destroying robots. Step one.

776
00:57:41,277 --> 00:57:42,844
Yes! We did it!

777
00:57:47,585 --> 00:57:50,100
We did not do it. Who is this guy?

778
00:57:50,511 --> 00:57:52,680
Ever wonder where your
tax dollars are going?

779
00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:55,173
My turn, here,
just keep us going straight.

780
00:57:55,528 --> 00:57:56,872
I put on cruise control.

781
00:57:57,126 --> 00:58:00,763
I feel just like Vin Diesel.
It's all about family, Tom.

782
00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:11,731
Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.

783
00:58:12,968 --> 00:58:15,312
Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?!

784
00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:18,031
Here, in this truck,
it's happening as we speak.

785
00:58:21,044 --> 00:58:22,964
I can't reach it, bring it in closer.

786
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,471
- What?
- Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes.

787
00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:28,656
- Oh, you mean this one?
- The other brakes!

788
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:46,221
Give me a big fat break!

789
00:58:52,271 --> 00:58:54,305
This one is cute, let's keep him.

790
00:58:57,907 --> 00:58:59,020
Oh, come on!

791
00:58:59,154 --> 00:59:01,476
How can something so adorable
be so terrible.

792
00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:06,704
You got car insurance, right?

793
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,525
Buzz off!

794
00:59:14,911 --> 00:59:17,597
- That doesn't sound good.
- No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it!

795
00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:18,439
I'm trying.

796
00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,532
Just throw it off the window!
Throw it anywhere!

797
00:59:20,659 --> 00:59:23,018
- I can't get it off!
- All right, I'm pulling over.

798
00:59:30,595 --> 00:59:32,426
- Did I get it?
- No.

799
00:59:34,218 --> 00:59:35,788
Here, hold still.

800
00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:38,322
It's going. It's going.

801
00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:39,926
It's still here.

802
00:59:43,072 --> 00:59:46,291
Get off me! Nailed it!

803
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,285
Sonic!

804
01:00:04,418 --> 01:00:05,635
No, no.

805
01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,379
Hey, come on. You're all right.

806
01:00:14,522 --> 01:00:16,689
Wake up. Wake up.

807
01:00:23,425 --> 01:00:24,831
Did we get them?

808
01:00:25,552 --> 01:00:27,430
Oh, no, there they are.

809
01:00:27,698 --> 01:00:30,435
They are real survivors, those two.

810
01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:37,164
Can we have a moment?

811
01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,630
Pin yourself to the wall.

812
01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:44,784
You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.

813
01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:48,849
Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
and I care very little about them.

814
01:00:48,986 --> 01:00:51,323
But my machines are diligent, relentless.

815
01:00:51,531 --> 01:00:53,478
They're everything to me!

816
01:01:07,977 --> 01:01:09,551
<i>Interesting.</i>

817
01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,919
Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right.

818
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,775
You'll be all right.

819
01:01:40,554 --> 01:01:43,506
- I beg you, Rachel. No. It's an emergency.
- No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye.

820
01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:45,513
- Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie!
- Bye. Bye.

821
01:01:45,537 --> 01:01:48,777
- Don't do this to me please. It's important.
- Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in!

822
01:01:48,832 --> 01:01:51,596
I am calling the Police. No, I am calling
the FBI. I am calling the CIA.

823
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,148
- I am calling someone.
- Don't do that.

824
01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,812
- I'm calling your Mother.
- Okay. Got it.

825
01:01:54,847 --> 01:01:56,643
- Maddie, can we just...
- Tom, what's going on?

826
01:01:56,667 --> 01:01:58,877
You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.

827
01:01:58,901 --> 01:02:00,864
I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.

828
01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:02,128
- Ditch his phone?
- Track? You?

829
01:02:02,238 --> 01:02:03,924
- Uncle Tommy!
- Jojo! Hey.

830
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:07,235
- Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
- She's not.

831
01:02:07,435 --> 01:02:10,541
- Would you calm down.
- Calm down? I will not calm down!

832
01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:14,045
Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you.

833
01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:17,130
- No, no! Ozzy, stop!
- Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus!

834
01:02:17,353 --> 01:02:20,070
What is that, Tom?
Is it plutonium? Is it emails?

835
01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,586
Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please...
Can we just go to your room and talk...

836
01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:24,710
Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it!

837
01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:27,368
- This is why I told you he was no good.
- I'm not engaging...

838
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,238
- No, Ozzy, quit it!
- Door now open.

839
01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:30,526
- Locked.
- No, it's unlocked.

840
01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:32,954
Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no!

841
01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,084
Oh, catch me, Jojo.

842
01:02:38,148 --> 01:02:39,822
Oh, thank God!

843
01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:42,349
Can I get a glass of water?

844
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:27,006
I just thought you might like a latte
with steamed Austrian goat milk.

845
01:04:27,461 --> 01:04:30,807
What do I look like, an imbecile?
Of course, I want a latte!

846
01:04:31,027 --> 01:04:32,946
I love the way you make them!

847
01:04:39,485 --> 01:04:41,903
Ready the prototype.

848
01:04:42,413 --> 01:04:47,838
With this kind of power my machines
can finally reach their full potential.

849
01:04:54,242 --> 01:04:56,098
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.

850
01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,840
Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?

851
01:05:00,137 --> 01:05:02,874
I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.

852
01:05:03,004 --> 01:05:04,963
Well, he's a hedgehog...
Or so he says.

853
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,857
- It talks?
- Almost constantly.

854
01:05:07,162 --> 01:05:08,179
Okay.

855
01:05:09,937 --> 01:05:11,021
- Holy...
- What?

856
01:05:11,196 --> 01:05:12,816
Its pulse is super fast.

857
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,077
Well, that actually
might be normal for him.

858
01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:18,433
- I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie.
- I don't know his physiology.

859
01:05:18,568 --> 01:05:21,486
He doesn't seem to have
any broken bones. He's just...

860
01:05:22,371 --> 01:05:23,911
really banged up.

861
01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,176
Look at his poor little feet.

862
01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:33,381
Hang in there, buddy.
You're gonna be all right.

863
01:05:36,629 --> 01:05:39,247
Jojo, untie your Mo... Jojo!

864
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,284
Untie Mommy. Sweetie.

865
01:05:42,987 --> 01:05:44,110
Jojo!

866
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:48,619
I have to go to the bathroom.

867
01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:50,459
He's gonna be okay, right?

868
01:05:50,608 --> 01:05:53,139
Like he's gonna snap outta this.
He'll wake up soon.

869
01:05:53,336 --> 01:05:55,656
Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have
like vet smelling salts,

870
01:05:55,778 --> 01:05:58,006
like for cats, or parakeets or something?

871
01:05:58,156 --> 01:06:01,074
- No, they don't make cat smelling salts.
- They should.

872
01:06:01,504 --> 01:06:05,583
I have human smelling salts
in my human first aid kit.

873
01:06:06,864 --> 01:06:08,113
Okay.

874
01:06:10,312 --> 01:06:11,460
Come on, buddy.

875
01:06:11,607 --> 01:06:12,939
Gotta go fast!

876
01:06:16,356 --> 01:06:18,715
Where am I? What year is it?
Is the Rock President?

877
01:06:18,841 --> 01:06:20,787
Whoa, whoa, buddy.
You're okay. Calm down.

878
01:06:20,923 --> 01:06:23,129
- Oh, hi Pretzel Lady!
- Hi.

879
01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:25,051
Tom?

880
01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:27,004
- Yeah?
- Can I talk to you please?

881
01:06:30,170 --> 01:06:32,217
Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.

882
01:06:32,339 --> 01:06:35,531
You got it. I am great at resting.
I rest better than anybody.

883
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,305
Still talking.

884
01:06:37,433 --> 01:06:41,070
First of all, can we take a moment to
acknowledge how under control I've been.

885
01:06:41,185 --> 01:06:42,548
- Amazing.
- Didn't freak out.

886
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,525
- No.
- Totally calm.

887
01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:46,477
Thank you.

888
01:06:47,195 --> 01:06:48,885
Second of all,

889
01:06:49,398 --> 01:06:52,341
what the heck is going on?!
Is that thing an alien?

890
01:06:52,497 --> 01:06:56,903
Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
is always going on about the Blue Devil?

891
01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,897
- That's him. He's real?
- Dah!

892
01:07:00,021 --> 01:07:02,492
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?

893
01:07:03,633 --> 01:07:06,787
I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend
with your tranq gun.

894
01:07:06,912 --> 01:07:09,215
- No, you did not!
- I didn't... I didn't mean to.

895
01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:11,386
Okay, this is kinda hard
for me to explain.

896
01:07:11,451 --> 01:07:13,187
And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.

897
01:07:13,313 --> 01:07:16,663
He has to get to the Transamerica
building, and I promised I'd take him.

898
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,127
Aliens?

899
01:07:19,392 --> 01:07:21,401
Maddie, your husband's
lost his mind.

900
01:07:21,548 --> 01:07:25,154
You can use this as an opportunity
to leave him. No one would judge you.

901
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:32,537
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.

902
01:07:33,035 --> 01:07:34,393
Really?

903
01:07:35,362 --> 01:07:37,675
No one's ever given me a gift before.

904
01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:40,685
I gotta check that off my bucket list.

905
01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:51,986
All right. Lookin' good.

906
01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:56,269
Okay.

907
01:07:56,529 --> 01:07:59,430
You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?

908
01:07:59,905 --> 01:08:01,280
Well, that's what you're doing.

909
01:08:01,475 --> 01:08:04,979
Blue alien hedgehogs
still count as <i>people,</i> right?

910
01:08:05,137 --> 01:08:06,393
- I think so, too.
- Yeah.

911
01:08:06,522 --> 01:08:08,038
- I think.
- Okay.

912
01:08:08,198 --> 01:08:11,888
I love you. Did I tell you that already?
I don't deserve you, you know that?

913
01:08:12,077 --> 01:08:13,624
I know that.

914
01:08:16,118 --> 01:08:17,118
So,

915
01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:20,790
you're supposed to be Tom's best friend
that he won't shut up about.

916
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,201
Well, I don't see the appeal.

917
01:08:25,984 --> 01:08:28,677
Stop. That is very gross.

918
01:08:30,793 --> 01:08:31,848
- Hey.
- Hey.

919
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,059
So,

920
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,317
my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much totaled.

921
01:08:35,436 --> 01:08:37,636
You think your sister would mind
if we borrowed her car?

922
01:08:37,761 --> 01:08:39,553
You have got to be kidding me!

923
01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:42,508
- She'll be fine.
- Yes, let's do that.

924
01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:45,045
This is my house!

925
01:08:47,435 --> 01:08:50,729
Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn.
And I pull around him.

926
01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:53,390
Sorry. And... perfect park.

927
01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:56,411
- What are you, crazy?
- Is there anything you didn't hit?

928
01:08:56,548 --> 01:08:59,301
- Why did we let the alien drive?
- Hey, I got us here.

929
01:08:59,465 --> 01:09:01,375
And please, five stars.

930
01:09:02,567 --> 01:09:03,927
So, this is it?

931
01:09:04,113 --> 01:09:05,760
That's it. That's your pyramid.

932
01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:09,362
- Wow! Look at that thing.
- What happens now?

933
01:09:10,268 --> 01:09:12,838
- Oh, he's... gone.
- Yup.

934
01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:16,798
No good. You need a special key
to get to the roof.

935
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:19,355
What now?

936
01:09:19,518 --> 01:09:22,710
Time for me to abuse the power
entrusted to me.

937
01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,942
We got a jumper on the roof.

938
01:09:34,064 --> 01:09:37,393
Gotta get up there fast, or we're gonna
have a human pancake on our hands.

939
01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:39,870
You came all the way from Montana?

940
01:09:40,121 --> 01:09:42,346
Yup, that's how serious it is.

941
01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:48,128
Okay.

942
01:09:49,547 --> 01:09:51,163
You just saved a life.

943
01:09:54,627 --> 01:09:55,987
Come on. Come on.

944
01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,453
How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.

945
01:10:04,629 --> 01:10:06,919
Hello? Anybody there?

946
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,037
Do you have your child in that bag?

947
01:10:09,268 --> 01:10:10,411
No.

948
01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:13,025
I mean yes, it's a child,
but it's not mine.

949
01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,524
It's not your child?

950
01:10:15,888 --> 01:10:17,919
Relax, I'm a cop, okay?

951
01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:19,872
Plus he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?

952
01:10:20,009 --> 01:10:21,306
Why would I like it in here?

953
01:10:21,446 --> 01:10:24,332
This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.

954
01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:26,785
Such a kidder.

955
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,207
Okay.

956
01:10:29,318 --> 01:10:31,958
No, I'm scared of the dark!
Is anybody there?

957
01:10:45,148 --> 01:10:47,259
What were you keeping in this bag?

958
01:10:47,492 --> 01:10:49,222
A jar of pickled farts?

959
01:10:49,381 --> 01:10:51,665
All right, all right,
what are we looking for?

960
01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,493
This!

961
01:10:55,954 --> 01:10:58,082
Okay, what happens now?

962
01:10:58,192 --> 01:11:01,604
Now, all I have to do is think of where
I want the other end of the ring to appear,

963
01:11:01,734 --> 01:11:03,426
- and I throw it.
- So, that's it?

964
01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:05,729
- We did it?
- Yeah. We did it.

965
01:11:06,455 --> 01:11:09,944
Hey, sorry we didn't get to do
everything on your bucket list, pal.

966
01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:12,940
It's okay. I did the ones
I needed the most.

967
01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:17,564
- You two are so cute, like...
- Oh, please. What?

968
01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:19,746
- We are not.
- No, we're not cute.

969
01:11:19,886 --> 01:11:23,017
We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.

970
01:11:23,141 --> 01:11:24,681
- Exactly. Yeah.
- Really?

971
01:11:24,824 --> 01:11:27,980
And our rules include expressing
heartfelt emotions.

972
01:11:28,131 --> 01:11:29,308
If you say so.

973
01:11:29,539 --> 01:11:31,045
Okay then.

974
01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:32,378
All right.

975
01:11:33,454 --> 01:11:35,454
- You gotta go, right?
- Yeah, I gotta go, so...

976
01:11:35,571 --> 01:11:38,743
- I gotta go. We gotta go, too.
- So, see... All right. Bye bye.

977
01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:44,571
Just one more thing.

978
01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:54,783
I'm sorry I was so hard on you.

979
01:11:57,225 --> 01:12:00,052
I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.

980
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:03,125
Walking away from something
you care about

981
01:12:03,595 --> 01:12:05,282
has to be painful.

982
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:07,457
You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?

983
01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,199
I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.

984
01:12:11,738 --> 01:12:14,509
As long as I'm here
I put everyone in danger.

985
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,375
I can't do that.

986
01:12:17,316 --> 01:12:20,034
I just want you to know
that these last two days

987
01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:23,917
have been the best two days of my life.

988
01:12:26,984 --> 01:12:28,655
You know I never though I'd say this

989
01:12:28,787 --> 01:12:31,297
but I'm actually gonna miss you,
you little Blue Devil.

990
01:12:31,444 --> 01:12:33,490
I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.

991
01:12:34,323 --> 01:12:35,480
Thank you.

992
01:12:36,191 --> 01:12:37,471
For what?

993
01:12:38,101 --> 01:12:39,682
For saving my life.

994
01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:00,573
Okay, did someone leave
their 'Find my Phone' on?

995
01:13:26,874 --> 01:13:29,935
Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.

996
01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:32,454
Are you enjoying the clam chowder?

997
01:13:32,568 --> 01:13:34,988
It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us,

998
01:13:35,103 --> 01:13:36,103
unsuccessfully.

999
01:13:36,338 --> 01:13:38,416
Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.

1000
01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,044
Yeah, what are you wearing?

1001
01:13:41,576 --> 01:13:43,052
It's a flight suit.

1002
01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:45,895
Designed to modulate my body temperature
and reduce drag.

1003
01:13:46,124 --> 01:13:48,019
Yeah, and yet you're still are one.

1004
01:13:48,435 --> 01:13:51,287
Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas.

1005
01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:54,573
Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.

1006
01:13:54,716 --> 01:13:58,277
Does she have a name, or should
we just call her 'collateral damage'?

1007
01:13:58,486 --> 01:13:59,698
Hey, watch your mouth!

1008
01:13:59,842 --> 01:14:02,269
Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?

1009
01:14:02,393 --> 01:14:03,474
Punched him in the face.

1010
01:14:03,591 --> 01:14:05,965
Oh, you punched him right in the face.
It was awesome.

1011
01:14:06,102 --> 01:14:09,001
The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.

1012
01:14:09,134 --> 01:14:11,965
Your flying eggs are pretty impressive,
Mr. Eggman.

1013
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,627
But let's face it, you'll never catch me.

1014
01:14:14,766 --> 01:14:16,293
Confidence,

1015
01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:18,859
a fool's substitute for intelligence.

1016
01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,014
That's not good.

1017
01:14:28,408 --> 01:14:31,607
Sonic, I know you got the super speed
and everything, but Maddie and I...

1018
01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,877
Totally defenseless,
probably gonna get blown up?

1019
01:14:33,998 --> 01:14:35,321
Pretty much, yeah.

1020
01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:38,600
Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.

1021
01:14:45,796 --> 01:14:47,778
I was not expecting that.

1022
01:14:48,058 --> 01:14:51,199
But I was expecting not to expect
something, so it doesn't count.

1023
01:15:51,557 --> 01:15:52,809
Come on!

1024
01:15:52,937 --> 01:15:55,133
Com... Com... Come on! Come on!

1025
01:16:21,605 --> 01:16:24,080
Hi Tom. Glad you're here.

1026
01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,430
Could use some help.
Old Bessie is about to give birth.

1027
01:16:28,096 --> 01:16:29,444
Give me a minute.

1028
01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:35,265
Can I give you one
genius piece of advice?

1029
01:16:35,856 --> 01:16:37,268
Don't run.

1030
01:16:37,408 --> 01:16:39,550
It'll only hurt more if you do.

1031
01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:42,146
And it's bad for your joints,
they proved it.

1032
01:16:42,289 --> 01:16:46,023
All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast?
Let's get fast.

1033
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:50,925
The hard way it is.

1034
01:17:09,651 --> 01:17:11,952
That was an illegal left, by the way.

1035
01:17:14,219 --> 01:17:16,041
<i>So, here we are again.</i>

1036
01:17:16,183 --> 01:17:17,909
<i>We've been through so much together.</i>

1037
01:17:18,026 --> 01:17:20,550
<i>Now you understand
why there's a psychotic robot-doctor</i>

1038
01:17:20,681 --> 01:17:22,912
<i>chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog.</i>

1039
01:17:22,998 --> 01:17:24,260
<i>Wanna know how it ends?</i>

1040
01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:25,864
<i>Yeah, me too.</i>

1041
01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:46,695
How is this possible?! No one's ever
caught up to me before.

1042
01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:55,959
Coming through!

1043
01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,878
<i>Excusez-moi, monsieur.</i>

1044
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,340
Here we go. Room to open it up.

1045
01:18:16,336 --> 01:18:17,848
I can't lose him!

1046
01:18:32,184 --> 01:18:34,760
If you can't beat him, blind him.

1047
01:18:37,758 --> 01:18:39,850
Lost visual contact.

1048
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,642
You're not allowed up there!

1049
01:18:46,803 --> 01:18:48,939
It's one of the Seven Wonders.

1050
01:19:12,871 --> 01:19:15,158
- Get out of here!
- Go! Go!

1051
01:19:22,415 --> 01:19:25,440
You're an astonishing little creature.

1052
01:19:28,102 --> 01:19:30,104
It'll be fun to take you back to the lab

1053
01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,825
for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.

1054
01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:35,771
Any last words?

1055
01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:37,382
Guac.

1056
01:19:37,627 --> 01:19:39,268
I like that word.

1057
01:19:40,198 --> 01:19:42,667
I don't have to tell you
how many scientific breakthroughs

1058
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,170
have been made possible
by animal testing.

1059
01:19:45,294 --> 01:19:46,645
You're being very selfish.

1060
01:19:46,786 --> 01:19:48,623
- Going my way?
- What the...

1061
01:19:54,216 --> 01:19:56,383
Who the hell do you think you are?!

1062
01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,454
I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...

1063
01:20:06,048 --> 01:20:08,179
Autopilot, adjust.

1064
01:20:08,626 --> 01:20:09,787
Why?

1065
01:20:10,168 --> 01:20:13,358
Why would you throw
your life away for this <i>thing</i>?

1066
01:20:13,514 --> 01:20:15,057
That's why I don't have friends.

1067
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,220
Next thing you know, you're
somebody's best man,

1068
01:20:17,367 --> 01:20:19,097
they wanna have
the wedding out of town.

1069
01:20:19,236 --> 01:20:21,320
Like nobody has
anything better to do!

1070
01:20:21,528 --> 01:20:23,552
Anyway, where were we?

1071
01:20:23,748 --> 01:20:24,858
Oh, yes,

1072
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,765
you were about to die.

1073
01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:30,825
That's our Sheriff you're messing with.

1074
01:20:32,139 --> 01:20:33,818
And our Blue Devil?

1075
01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:37,012
Who as everyone can see
is a very real creature,

1076
01:20:37,396 --> 01:20:40,365
and not at all invented by me!

1077
01:20:42,539 --> 01:20:44,509
- Be careful.
- Just... pull it away...

1078
01:20:44,659 --> 01:20:45,848
Tom.

1079
01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:01,458
I don't mean to be indelicate here.

1080
01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:04,859
But someone should get some ice
to keep the body fresh.

1081
01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:10,251
He's just a silly little alien.

1082
01:21:10,487 --> 01:21:12,437
He didn't belong here!

1083
01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:15,539
That little alien

1084
01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:19,570
knew more about being human
than you ever will.

1085
01:21:20,367 --> 01:21:22,238
His name was Sonic.

1086
01:21:22,604 --> 01:21:24,416
This was his home.

1087
01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:26,892
And he was my friend.

1088
01:21:51,549 --> 01:21:53,185
He's all yours.

1089
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:55,864
Everyone get back!

1090
01:21:59,354 --> 01:22:02,242
I think you have something
that belongs to me.

1091
01:22:12,954 --> 01:22:14,865
This is my power!

1092
01:22:15,053 --> 01:22:17,466
And I'm not using it
to run away anymore.

1093
01:22:17,647 --> 01:22:20,912
I'm using it to protect my friends!

1094
01:23:19,443 --> 01:23:20,791
Now you've done it!

1095
01:23:20,956 --> 01:23:23,655
Guess what, Eggman,
I'm not leaving Earth.

1096
01:23:23,826 --> 01:23:25,195
You are!

1097
01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:26,684
Donut Lord?

1098
01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:18,296
- Told you you got this.
- Hey, we got this.

1099
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,557
- These belong to you.
- Thank you very much.

1100
01:24:34,395 --> 01:24:36,419
No more pushing people of the buildings.

1101
01:24:36,584 --> 01:24:38,209
You know I can't promise that.

1102
01:24:41,287 --> 01:24:44,389
- You did pretty good, space hog.
- Thanks, Donut Lord.

1103
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:47,365
You're gonna have to explain
this 'Donut Lord' thing.

1104
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,071
Nope, sorry, that's for me
and the little guy. Right?

1105
01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:52,515
We got our thing, you got
your thing with your...

1106
01:24:52,634 --> 01:24:54,252
- sister.
- Oh my God, my sister.

1107
01:24:54,419 --> 01:24:56,751
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.

1108
01:24:58,502 --> 01:25:00,561
Jojo, put on my Fitbit.

1109
01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,175
Then I can at least get some steps.

1110
01:25:03,329 --> 01:25:05,158
We can never go back there.

1111
01:25:06,036 --> 01:25:07,568
I mean, are we?

1112
01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,976
'Cause it kinda feels like
we're home right now.

1113
01:25:12,481 --> 01:25:14,190
Really?

1114
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,885
I kinda feel like I checked
the 'save the life'

1115
01:25:18,053 --> 01:25:19,904
box off my bucket list.

1116
01:25:22,337 --> 01:25:26,086
Now all I wanna do is to spend my life
with the people I care about.

1117
01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,611
I wanna check that box.

1118
01:25:30,064 --> 01:25:31,976
Okay. I like that.

1119
01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,807
All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.

1120
01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:38,014
Disperse. Just another
ordinary day in Green Hills.

1121
01:25:38,165 --> 01:25:39,988
Carl, I'll take that chainsaw.

1122
01:25:40,284 --> 01:25:42,070
Come on, let's go!

1123
01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,427
You act like you've never seen
a fight between

1124
01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:48,532
an intergalactic space rodent
and a robot with a doctorate.

1125
01:25:57,672 --> 01:25:59,134
You got enough there?

1126
01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:01,464
- Yes, Mr. Manager.
- You need any more?

1127
01:26:01,693 --> 01:26:03,016
Get that...

1128
01:26:13,682 --> 01:26:15,679
Mr. And Mrs. Wachowski?

1129
01:26:16,347 --> 01:26:17,690
Yes?

1130
01:26:19,744 --> 01:26:21,844
A token of appreciation
from your government.

1131
01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:25,309
For keeping quiet about recent
incidents, which never occurred.

1132
01:26:27,381 --> 01:26:28,650
Wow!

1133
01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:31,548
- Wonder what it is.
- Money to fix the house?

1134
01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:33,966
- Letter from the President?
- You'll see.

1135
01:26:34,408 --> 01:26:35,898
Okay.

1136
01:26:38,806 --> 01:26:41,018
- Olive Garden?
- Yeah.

1137
01:26:41,306 --> 01:26:42,844
The way you said "you'll see"

1138
01:26:43,008 --> 01:26:45,574
made me think it was something
better than the things we said.

1139
01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:47,930
Have you tried their
'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'?

1140
01:26:48,157 --> 01:26:49,787
It never ends.

1141
01:26:50,009 --> 01:26:51,735
That sounds fancy.

1142
01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:54,695
Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.

1143
01:26:55,326 --> 01:26:58,466
Oh, hey, I guess we can close
the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?

1144
01:26:58,634 --> 01:27:00,022
Just disappeared?

1145
01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:04,058
I'm sorry, but, no such person exists,
or ever has existed.

1146
01:27:05,297 --> 01:27:06,487
I wish that were true.

1147
01:27:06,653 --> 01:27:08,511
You haven't by any chance been in contact

1148
01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:11,226
with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?

1149
01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:13,290
Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.

1150
01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:15,852
Very casual, brunch perhaps.

1151
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:20,466
Oh, you mean the little blue guy?
No, no. Nothing.

1152
01:27:21,473 --> 01:27:23,651
Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.

1153
01:27:25,016 --> 01:27:27,198
- Very well.
- Okay.

1154
01:27:27,693 --> 01:27:29,535
- Thank you.
- Great.

1155
01:27:31,765 --> 01:27:33,066
Yup.

1156
01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,988
To be honest, I'm pretty pumped
about the pasta bowl.

1157
01:27:39,512 --> 01:27:41,380
So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what?

1158
01:27:41,515 --> 01:27:44,760
Sorry, buddy, it's a school night,
it's time for you to go back to your cave.

1159
01:27:44,879 --> 01:27:46,489
What? It's three in the afternoon!

1160
01:27:46,623 --> 01:27:48,552
You know how you get
when you're tired, come on.

1161
01:27:48,675 --> 01:27:50,157
Me? I'm not like anything.

1162
01:27:50,297 --> 01:27:53,317
- You guys are so uncool.
- Yeah, yeah. We know.

1163
01:27:53,946 --> 01:27:57,242
- Hey, buddy, where are you going?
- You said I have to go back to my cave.

1164
01:27:57,378 --> 01:27:58,560
We did.

1165
01:28:14,134 --> 01:28:16,339
Oh my... Are you kidding me?

1166
01:28:17,219 --> 01:28:18,863
I can't believe it.

1167
01:28:19,175 --> 01:28:20,411
How did you...

1168
01:28:21,108 --> 01:28:23,377
It... This is... It's all here.

1169
01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:36,699
Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the bean bag? No way!

1170
01:28:37,465 --> 01:28:40,059
How did you even get this?
How did you get it all over?

1171
01:28:41,049 --> 01:28:42,932
I love it, I love it!

1172
01:28:46,479 --> 01:28:49,219
Well, welcome home.

1173
01:28:49,455 --> 01:28:51,932
Thank you so much.

1174
01:29:00,767 --> 01:29:02,247
Oh, no, you don't.

1175
01:29:02,413 --> 01:29:05,425
No second best animal friends
allowed in my room.

1176
01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,197
Wait, what are you doing?
Stay away from me.

1177
01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:11,304
Stop it. I'm warning you,
I've got nunchucks.

1178
01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:14,006
Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.

1179
01:29:31,335 --> 01:29:34,683
My grasp on sanity remains absolute.

1180
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,334
Isn't that right, Agent Stone?

1181
01:29:43,129 --> 01:29:45,446
Why don't you get a head start.

1182
01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,667
Do some rockconnaissance.

1183
01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:53,324
Rockconnaissance.
Come on, that's hilarious.

1184
01:29:53,481 --> 01:29:55,297
What's the matter with you?!

1185
01:29:55,613 --> 01:29:58,951
Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet.

1186
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,562
No resources. No supplies.

1187
01:30:02,826 --> 01:30:04,643
No apparent way home.

1188
01:30:06,727 --> 01:30:08,996
A lesser man would die here.

1189
01:30:11,564 --> 01:30:13,792
I'll be home by Christmas.

1190
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:35,204
Rockconnaissance!

1191
01:30:38,025 --> 01:30:39,849
Come on, cheer up!

1192
01:30:40,170 --> 01:30:44,000
There is a post-credits scene
at 01:32:18! Stay tuned.

1193
01:30:44,390 --> 01:30:49,107
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1194
01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:44,413
If these readings are accurate, he's here.

1195
01:32:44,576 --> 01:32:45,896
I found him!

1196
01:32:46,032 --> 01:32:47,811
I just hope I'm not too late.