My expirience with Todd Howard.

The year was 2002, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind had just released and I was down in my local GameStop looking through the PS2 games when Todd Howard, my future rapist walked into the store. I seen Todd sign a fan's copy of Morrowind and I just continued browsing before I heard footsteps and turned to see Todd staring at me, his lips moist with drool dripping from his mouth. He asked me if I wanted my copy of Morrowind signed and I said I didn't play The Elder Scrolls. Todd slammed his fist into me and I blacked out.

I slowly regained consciousness in the toilet of a local McDonalds and Todd was standing over me, completely naked, penis fully erect and coated in semen. I tried to escape but Todd tied me up and before I knew it he began stripping me naked and slid his hard salami into my anal cavities and began thrusting in and out at a rapid pace. I begged him to stop but he began laughing. I'll never forget the look in his eyes, they were empty and were filled with pure evil.