Eng Lady-Like (2018)

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[soft relaxing music]

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[cell phone ringing]

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["A Cause Des Garcons" by Yelle]

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[cell phone ringing]

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[cell phone ringing]

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[moaning]

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[music intensifies]

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- Fuck!

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Hmm, watch it!

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[Allie moaning] Oh!

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[Mary] How many times

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do I have to tell you this, Mom?

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I'll call you!

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Allie?

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Allie, is that you?

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[Allie] Yeah...

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Okay, so just so you know,

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I really, really have to...

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[Pam] poo.

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- Bye.

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Thank you so much for dinner.

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I hope Allie's doing okay?

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[Allie]

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Ah, you were at dinner

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for like three hours.

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And where the fuck were you?

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I had to tell my parents

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you were on your period.

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Ugg! Gross!

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I overslept.

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I just laid down

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for a little nappy nap,

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and then...

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I couldn't get my ass

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out of bed.

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And then you clearly

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didn't get ready once you did?

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Well, you know,

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I can't get ready without you.

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[soft laugh]

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So can we... go get ready now?

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-I'm ready!

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-Oh I'm sorry,

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my name's Kort, and I'm so cute.

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I don't even need

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to get dressed up to get hit on.

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Let's have a parade.

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Bitch!

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Thanks,

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that's really sweet of you!

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Whatever. I'm going to go

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get started.

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I might even shave my pussy.

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Oh, put my name

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on those left overs

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because I don't want these sluts

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eating our shit

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when we're not here.

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Why your name? I can be mean.

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Just put my name on it.

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These girls know

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I don't play games.

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[Kort] Oh, you mean

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you're a bitch?

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Oh, okay!

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Well, that was kind of... mean!

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Thanks.

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[fast paced music]

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[water running]

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[Allie] So...

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I'm thinking this is the year

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I get a boyfriend,

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You know, I'm sick of blacking

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out fucking frat guys,

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It's like, I just want

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to settle down, you know?

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I mean, last year I had

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my slutty sophomore stand,

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which was fine.

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I'm not going to judge

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myself for that.

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I mean,

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we all go through our phases.

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Except for you!

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But... Whatever,

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I just feel like...

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This is my year... you know?

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Until we go abroad, that is.

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Well, I don't think

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you can really plan

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for that sort of thing.

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Whatever, dude. I'll...

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have some flings with some Brits

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while we're there,

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and then when I get back...

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We'll date!

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Then he'll propose shortly

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after graduation, and then...

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Move to Silver Springs.

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He'll get a six figure job

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working for an embassy and...

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That will be that!

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Or you can get

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a six figure job.

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Okay, whatever. How do I look?

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[vibrant music]

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You look hot!

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Really?

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Yeah, seriously you look good.

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I don't know...

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I just hope I look fuckable.

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[Luce] Yeah, I don't know,

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I was walking from campus today,

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and I just kept finding

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these feathers.

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Feather, after feather,

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after feather...

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Feathers?

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Yeah,

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it's a Native American thing.

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Alright, so the guys

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say to get there at ten,

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and bring some money

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for the keg.

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[Luce] Are you sure?

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Whatever, I'm sure

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he was just like suggesting it.

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[Luce] Don't defend him

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because you used to blow him.

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Okay, it's not like I sucked

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the life out of him.

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-I only did it once!

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-[girls laughing]

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Can you please pour me

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more of that wine?

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[Luce] Oh, sure thing.

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Thanks again for the wine, Kort.

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Anything for you, Mary.

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[Pam] Don't thank her,

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her parents bought it.

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Anyway...

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You serious,

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you don't want to come out now?

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I don't know.

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My stomach's

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kind of bothering me.

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-[Kort] Really?

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-Yeah!

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Who do you say

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is going to be there?

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Will you just shut up

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and get drunk with me?

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[Allie sighing]

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Please don't leave me with them.

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-Okay, I get it. I'm your rock.

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-[Kort] You are.

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[glasses clinking]

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[giggling]

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Fuck it!

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[Luce] Are you two

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just going to sit in there

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and scissor all night,

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or come fucking party with us?

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[loud upbeat music]

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[unintelligible chatter]

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Go, go, go!

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There we go, girl!

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Yes!

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Hey, hey, now come on!

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[yelling]

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Hey, dude, is that the way

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I do that for you?

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Shall we go get [inaudible]?

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Yeah! Let's go!

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She's so cool!

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[Allie] Okay, wait,

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how are my boobs?

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-You look good!

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-[Allie] I do?

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-Yeah.

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-Do they look big?

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I want them to look big.

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-Yes!

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-[Allie] They do?

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Go back to what you were saying.

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[Allie] Oh my god! Okay!

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So, my schedule is the shit.

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No classes on Friday,

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like ever.

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No classes before 1pm, and...

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two of my classes

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only meet once a week.

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It's a fucking joke!

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Your parents

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must be really proud.

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They should be!

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I'm kind of a genius!

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Okay, what is this?

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Yeah, I called this

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the Ben Affleck,

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because when you drink it,

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you're going to be gone girl.

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[Kort] Oh Shit!

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-[coughing] It's terrible!

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-[Allie] What? It's so good.

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-No, it's not.

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-Excuse me Kortney...

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Who is it?

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I have no idea.

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Is he hot?

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He's... Gorgeous! Top ten.

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-Hey!

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-Hi.

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[nervous laughter]

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Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude,

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I just...

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I thought you were

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really pretty.

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I got your name from...

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a friend.

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Was that creepy?

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A little bit.

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[laughing]

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-Okay, can I try again?

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-Yeah.

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-I'm Daniel...

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-[music intensifies]

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[door unlocking]

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[Mary sighing]

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[Kort] Can you hurry up?

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Waste Of time!

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Seriously, now you want

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to hang out?

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Who wants to hang out?

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Kyle! He doesn't talk to me

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all night and then suddenly

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he wants to "watch a movie".

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I mean, it's--

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[Mary] Ahh...

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[Allie]

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So, what the fuck

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did you talk about?

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Um... He said he's new...

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No shit he's new dude.

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A hottie like that

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doesn't just fly under the radar

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for three years.

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Jeez!

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Sorry, go on.

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Um... He transferred

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for lacrosse...

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[Allie] Ugh, duh!

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He's going to be a junior

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in the classroom

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and a senior on the field.

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Oh my god, no way!

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He still has

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two full seasons left?

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Yeah, I think he said something

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about redshirting or--

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Oh my god, I don't care about

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his fucking NCAA eligibility.

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-Was he hitting on you or not?

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-[Kort] I don't know.

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Dude, shut up. He totally wants

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to penetrate you.

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[Kort] Oh, Gross!

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-[Kort] What, you think?

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-Yeah... Okay.

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[Allie] What's his first

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and last name?

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-I'm gonna Facebook this bitch.

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-When did you get this?

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Oh, I convinced my parents

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that it would help me

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do better in school,

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but I totally just use it

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to watch porn.

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You know what I need?

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I got his first name, Daniel.

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That's it.

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They're five fucking Daniels

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on the lacrosse team.

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I'm going to need

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more than that.

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I think his eyes are blue...

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His eyes are blue?

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That's not

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a Facebook search query!

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A blue-eyed dude

291
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on the lacrosse team,

292
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who probably has a big dick.

293
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Whore!

294
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[lively music]

295
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[Kort] Jesus!

296
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What are you doing?

297
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Just a little research.

298
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Okay, here's the deal.

299
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I talked to the boat shoe crew

300
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over there,

301
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and they said

302
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his last name is McMullen.

303
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He's single.

304
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[laughing] Okay.

305
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And he transferred here

306
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from Maryland.

307
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Like I said.

308
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He sat out last year

309
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because of an injury.

310
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-That's what I said.

311
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-Okay, who fucking cares!

312
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Look at these photos!

313
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See this? Beautiful scenery...

314
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-[Kort] Mmm.

315
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-[Allie] See what that is?

316
00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,000
It's a lake!

317
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Do you know what that means?

318
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His family has

319
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a fucking lake house!

320
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I like those shutters.

321
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[Allie] Whatever. You see

322
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these two little bitches?

323
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-[Kort] Huh.

324
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-[Allie] Those are his sisters.

325
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[Kort] So?

326
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Do you know what that means?

327
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What?

328
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Okay. Any guy with two sisters

329
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or more is twice as nice.

330
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It's like a rule of thumb.

331
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That's kind of sweet.

332
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Okay, what I'm saying is

333
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I approve.

334
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What, because he has sisters

335
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and a lake house?

336
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Yeah!

337
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[Allie] And... look at this!

338
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I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

339
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7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs!

340
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[Allie] Hello, hello abs.

341
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[Kort] They're so cute!

342
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So you like him?

343
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I didn't say that.

344
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You said that.

345
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Kort, if you don't want

346
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none of this Nantucket nectar,

347
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then move over!

348
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'Cause this girl is parched.

349
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Mmm...

350
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Okay, I like him.

351
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Thank you.

352
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It's about time somebody

353
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manned up around here.

354
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[lively music resumes]

355
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[whistle blowing]

356
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Wait, hold on.

357
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If this works out, I'm not

358
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saying that it will or won't,

359
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I'm saying if...

360
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If this works out

361
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and you guys settle on four kids

362
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even though I'll probably

363
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push for five.

364
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All right.

365
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We're leaving for London

366
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in three months

367
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and we cannot take

368
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a boyfriend with us.

369
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I just met the guy.

370
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,584
Oh, you just wanna get

371
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some of that dick.

372
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I respect that.

373
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Just think about it.

374
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Right now he's down there,

375
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just sweating his balls off.

376
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Hmm... Lovely!

377
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One day you might even

378
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get to lick them.

379
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[laughing]

380
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[Allie] Seriously.

381
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Pussy.

382
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[soft music]

383
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[message tone]

384
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[cell phone chiming]

385
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[lecturer 1] Remember

386
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that the United States

387
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at the beginning of the 1930s,

388
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had not fully asserted itself

389
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as a global superpower.

390
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It has begun to, when--

391
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[cell phone chiming]

392
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Oh, my bad!

393
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[lecturer 2] Let's begin

394
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by understanding

395
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what bottlenecks truly are.

396
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Bottlenecks are, contrary

397
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to what you may believe,

398
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factory phenomena

399
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where the performance...

400
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[lecturer continues

401
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speaking inaudibly]

402
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Generally speaking.

403
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Now, for example...

404
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[lecturer 1] Until 1941,

405
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and in that period,

406
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the US struggled to figure out

407
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a way to become involved

408
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and insure its place

409
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as the Guardian

410
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of the western hemisphere,

411
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without actually

412
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involving troops.

413
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Now this process would go on

414
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to become known

415
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under the rhetorical umbrella

416
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of "The Good Neighbor Policy".

417
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And one of the ways

418
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they did that...

419
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[lecturer 2] ...with the same

420
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processing speed

421
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of 500 units per second

422
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flowing into our input...

423
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[lecturer 1] Even though

424
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the United States'

425
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popular opinion

426
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was actively...

427
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[lecturer 2 continues talking]

428
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[lecturer 1] The idea

429
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of becoming involved

430
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-in another...

431
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-[Allie laughing]

432
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in another world war.

433
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[lecturer 2] They give you

434
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two widget line flow systems,

435
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where you have

436
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two identical widgets

437
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,167
with the same processing speed

438
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of 500 units per second.

439
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So, you see by adding

440
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one additional widget maker,

441
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we're able to diffuse

442
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the bottleneck entirely.

443
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,667
And therefore as a whole

444
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help facilitate factory

445
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and operating at a 50% hype

446
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utilization level.

447
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Pretty interesting stuff,

448
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wouldn't you say?

449
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By your blank stare,

450
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I would take that as a yes.

451
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:29,709
Moving on.

452
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[Daniel] Oh, hey!

453
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-Oh, hey.

454
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876
-[Daniel] Hey.

455
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,042
Are you in this class?

456
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[Daniel] Ah, yeah.

457
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I thought...

458
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I thought we caught

459
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eyes earlier.

460
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,000
Oh, really?

461
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,626
Sometimes I'm like zoning out

462
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and not like seeing

463
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834
what's in front of me, so...

464
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292
And, have you talked

465
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292
to the doctor about this?

466
00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,042
[laughing]

467
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626
It's actually, it's funny

468
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626
that we're in the same class,

469
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,500
because I was...

470
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,792
Well, I was hoping...

471
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375
I don't know, I was wondering

472
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375
if you would be up for--

473
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542
[Allie] A date!

474
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542
Yes, you want a date!

475
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,250
Who doesn't want dates here?

476
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459
-I know, right?

477
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-This guy's a fucking dreamboat!

478
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-[Kort laughing]

479
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500
-[Allie] So, what did you say?

480
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I told him... Oh, I told him...

481
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,125
I told him, "yeah".

482
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584
What, should I not

483
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584
have said "yeah"?

484
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209
Well, it depends

485
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209
on how you said it.

486
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,667
I said it like...

487
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Yeah.

488
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792
-Yeah.

489
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792
-No, I didn't say it like that.

490
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,083
It was like... more like...

491
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:57,918
Yeah.

492
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626
-Yeah.

493
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626
-Okay, no, this is it:

494
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:03,792
Yeah.

495
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626
Like, you know, I'll do this,

496
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626
potentially...

497
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375
But if I do, I'll be doing you

498
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375
a huge favor.

499
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751
-What do you think?

500
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751
-I think it's... perfect!

501
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,542
So, what are you going to wear?

502
00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,709
I don't know, this.

503
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,584
No!

504
00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125
-Come on!

505
00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125
-What?

506
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334
-[Allie] We gotta fix this!

507
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334
-Why?

508
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,709
You look like a grandma!

509
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,834
[Kort] I look like a grandma?

510
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
-But you're wearing

511
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
velvet shoes!

512
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
-These are very hip...

513
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626
["Ivy League Circus"

514
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626
by Gordon Voidwell]

515
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-Pit stop!

516
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876
-We already ate before class.

517
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250
Who cares, you can throw it up

518
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250
after when you--

519
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876
-Stephen!

520
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876
-Allie!

521
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,500
Hi!

522
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,042
Good to see you.

523
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,500
Good to see you too.

524
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,375
[laughing]

525
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,918
What the fuck was that?

526
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,125
You're still talking?

527
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,918
I mean, he still texts me.

528
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,584
Only after 2 a.m.

529
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876
I think there's something

530
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876
wrong with his plan.

531
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,292
Sorry.

532
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,584
Can this guy move?

533
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,000
Well, when is it? Thank you.

534
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,709
God, when's your date?

535
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417
I don't know.

536
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417
He's going to call.

537
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,125
What? He's going to call?

538
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,459
Not text?

539
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,334
Um... yeah.

540
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,292
Classy!

541
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,500
Oh my god!

542
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,375
[Kort] How's that yoghurt?

543
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417
-Do you want some?

544
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417
-[Kort] No.

545
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918
[Allie] Have some. I want it.

546
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918
I'm Kort, I'm skinny,

547
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918
I'm want it.

548
00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918
-Stop!

549
00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918
-[Allie] See, you have a little

550
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,000
on your face.

551
00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:02,834
[Allie laughing]

552
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792
What do you think

553
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792
about this one?

554
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,375
Did somebody die?

555
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000
Um... you if you don't stop

556
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000
talking shit!

557
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292
Dude, you've got to give him

558
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292
more than your knee caps. God!

559
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334
He's better

560
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334
than that dress, okay?

561
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,000
He's tall, he's good looking.

562
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,751
He's got those beautiful DSL's.

563
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,792
DSL's? How does that help me?

564
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834
[Allie] Depends what

565
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834
you're in to.

566
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500
Look, we've got to go more

567
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500
Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur.

568
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375
I'm going to look

569
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375
like a birthday cake

570
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,751
That sounds delicious.

571
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,834
Let's go try shit on.

572
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876
["Classic Girl"

573
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876
by Deidre & The Dark]

574
00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:53,876
Do you like?

575
00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,959
Do I look like Heidi Klum?

576
00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:02,667
Oh, okay.

577
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626
So, I'm having mixed feelings

578
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626
about this one.

579
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292
You know, I like it because

580
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292
it's versatile but then again

581
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,417
I just really don't know.

582
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,667
Walk away, just walk away.

583
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,918
[Allie] You don't like it?

584
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,709
Dress it up, dress it down.

585
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
Like, right now the way

586
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
I'm wearing it,

587
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
it's going to look formal

588
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709
and I can just wear

589
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709
it anywhere, right. Like a--

590
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:24,834
Formal?

591
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751
Like Diane Keaton

592
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751
who's a stripper?

593
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417
[Allie] Oh, girl,

594
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417
you look fabulous!

595
00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167
But I can't have you out here

596
00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167
like you're going to a bar,

597
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500
when we know

598
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500
you're trying to go to a party.

599
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459
Then, with just like

600
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459
a slight adjustment...

601
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,918
it becomes casual.

602
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542
-Yeah, very casual.

603
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542
-It's like... beachy.

604
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,417
There!

605
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,459
Babe!

606
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083
-No?

607
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083
-No!

608
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,042
Alright, come out.

609
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,542
Oh... yes!

610
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,876
It's perfect!

611
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876
-You really think it's good?

612
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876
-[Allie] Yes.

613
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167
Can my cat

614
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167
come to the wedding?

615
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,209
Okay, what's the damage?

616
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334
-Oh hell no!

617
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334
-What?

618
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,083
It's $500.

619
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500
-No!

620
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500
-Yes!

621
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,042
[mimicking crying]

622
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500
I'm sorry baby,

623
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500
but you're not worth it.

624
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,792
We'll figure something out.

625
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,959
-So, Mary's top?

626
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751
-Yes, with the pants

627
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751
of yours I like.

628
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125
-Oh, that can work. Perfect!

629
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125
Oh my god, love it!

630
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626
Oh hey, have you all

631
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626
listened to this?

632
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667
-What?

633
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667
-Cereal. The podcast.

634
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167
-Never heard of it.

635
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167
-Okay, well,

636
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,959
if you do, don't tell me,

637
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125
I'm pretty sure

638
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125
I can crack this puppy.

639
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834
-[Allie] Okay.

640
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834
-Alright.

641
00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:58,626
I'm sorry.

642
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667
-What's your plan?

643
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667
-Oh... I have a class tonight.

644
00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459
-Yeah, interesting!

645
00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459
-Dammit!

646
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,542
Ok, I'm going to go study...

647
00:22:07,918 --> 00:22:09,167
and then...

648
00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918
Hey, when you're back

649
00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918
do you want to do movie night?

650
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375
If by movie night you mean

651
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375
season three of Downton?

652
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,167
What the fuck else would I mean?

653
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417
[mimicking a British accent]

654
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417
Right, sorry, mate!

655
00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000
-Pip, pip and bollocks.

656
00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000
-[Allie] Okay, I can't,

657
00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000
it's terrible.

658
00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:21,876
You're ruining it.

659
00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709
Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan

660
00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709
gives you a ring ring.

661
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417
-[Kort] Okay.

662
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417
-[both] Bye.

663
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918
[lecturer 3]

664
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918
...and with 140 characters,

665
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876
that's how Twitter

666
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876
killed the feature story,

667
00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:40,334
which leads me to...

668
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,334
ending this class.

669
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,959
[soft tranquil music]

670
00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:12,000
He still hasn't called?

671
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459
Why is it that whenever

672
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459
I want to do something important

673
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125
the mother-fucking internet...

674
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125
Oh... there it is!

675
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,125
Okay, look, like I was thinking,

676
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042
this little pussy boy Daniel

677
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042
better grow a pair

678
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,584
and make a fucking phone call.

679
00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375
Do you think

680
00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375
he's seeing someone else?

681
00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,083
Maybe he lost his phone.

682
00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:33,292
Or... or it broke.

683
00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,250
That happens!

684
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,876
[Mary knocking] Hey!

685
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,918
Do you have some... batteries?

686
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,542
For what?

687
00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:47,584
For my TV.

688
00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:50,834
Remote.

689
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,042
No.

690
00:23:57,751 --> 00:23:59,042
[Kort] Maybe he's dead.

691
00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,042
You know what, dude,

692
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584
fuck this little cocksucker,

693
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584
okay?

694
00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209
He said he would call

695
00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209
and he hasn't.

696
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959
He's either gay,

697
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959
a commitment-phobe, or dead.

698
00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375
Either way,

699
00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375
I say we're over him.

700
00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459
-[cell phone ringing]

701
00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459
-Oh my god!

702
00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,292
Unless that's him...

703
00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751
If that's him,

704
00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751
I say we're back in.

705
00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959
-What do I do?

706
00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959
-Answer it!

707
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500
Hello.

708
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500
[whispering] It's Daniel!

709
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584
-Hey.

710
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584
-What the fuck's he saying?

711
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:26,959
Oh no, it's fine.

712
00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292
Ah, ah, ah...

713
00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292
[Allie imitating having sex]

714
00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:31,626
That's fine.

715
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,167
Uh-hm.

716
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:34,667
[Kort] Yeah, that works.

717
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,584
Okay.

718
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,042
I'll see you then.

719
00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:39,876
Bye.

720
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375
What the fuck is wrong with you?

721
00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:43,751
[Allie] It's a baby!

722
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,918
[kissing] Isn't it cute?

723
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,334
Okay, what did he say?

724
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250
Okay, so first of all he said

725
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250
"Sorry for calling so late".

726
00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,083
[Allie] Precious!

727
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125
And then he said he wants

728
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125
to take me out this weekend

729
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125
but he can't because he's going

730
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125
out of town with his family.

731
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,709
Lake house!

732
00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:01,918
Next weekend, if I'm up for it,

733
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584
he wants to take me

734
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584
to dinner on Friday.

735
00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667
What?

736
00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667
Nobody even goes out on Fridays!

737
00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792
-That's brilliant!

738
00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792
-I know.

739
00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:09,876
[Allie] Okay...

740
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542
You tell me

741
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542
what you're thinking,

742
00:25:11,584 --> 00:25:12,584
and I'll do the same, okay?

743
00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:14,250
Ready? One, two--

744
00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375
-You need to hit the gym!

745
00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375
-I hope he takes me to a club--

746
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:17,459
What?

747
00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:19,292
Maybe just a little cardio!

748
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:24,083
["Jerk It" by Thunderheist]

749
00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250
You gotta open up your gait,

750
00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250
baby girl.

751
00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:38,459
What?

752
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,209
Your strides, they're tiny!

753
00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:44,125
Longer strides, more calories!

754
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626
Stop running like a toddler,

755
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626
start running

756
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542
like a grown human woman

757
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542
who wants to get laid.

758
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:51,834
See that dick! Run to that dick!

759
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,709
Faster! Run to it!

760
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,626
Kegels, feel the kegels!

761
00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,876
Pull... inside your vagina.

762
00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:03,375
Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it!

763
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:06,292
Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn!

764
00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500
Harder, Kort!

765
00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500
You're not going hard enough!

766
00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,250
Earn your thigh gap!

767
00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250
-What are you doing?

768
00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250
-Shut up!

769
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500
-Jesus!

770
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500
-Oh my god!

771
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,292
You're doing great, man.

772
00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:24,083
Don't let your hips drop.

773
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:25,667
[Kort gasping]

774
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,375
Don't let gravity win like this.

775
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,083
[Kort] I'm not.

776
00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417
Don't touch me

777
00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417
with your nasty chip fingers!

778
00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,042
[Allie mumbling]

779
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,167
What?

780
00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751
I said I see gravity winning

781
00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751
and I don't like it.

782
00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,375
You're disgusting!

783
00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:42,375
[lively music]

784
00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542
[Kort] I don't know if my ass

785
00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542
got bigger,

786
00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:48,459
or these jeans got smaller.

787
00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125
Oh, I washed them

788
00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125
like four times.

789
00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,334
[laughing]

790
00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,042
What do you think, Pam?

791
00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:57,083
You look amazing!

792
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709
Agreed!

793
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709
I have something for you.

794
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209
-Just in case!

795
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209
-[Pam laughing]

796
00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,709
♪ You know you want to ♪

797
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,167
No!

798
00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:14,667
[doorbell ringing]

799
00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:17,292
[laughing]

800
00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751
-Be safe!

801
00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751
-[Allie] The world is

802
00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751
a happy place.

803
00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:21,709
Excuse me! No girl gets her door

804
00:27:21,751 --> 00:27:23,417
on her own fucking date!

805
00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918
-[Allie] It's my door to get!

806
00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918
-Get the door!

807
00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209
It's my door!

808
00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209
You stay right here!

809
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,500
Hello, sweet cheeks.

810
00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959
-Hey! Is Kortney here?

811
00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959
-Who?

812
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792
I'm just kidding.

813
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792
That little whore's right here.

814
00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:38,584
Oh...

815
00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:41,250
Hi!

816
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:43,626
[ambient music]

817
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,209
Thanks.

818
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751
[waitress] Your server

819
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751
will be right with you.

820
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792
-Enjoy your meal.

821
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792
-Thank you.

822
00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,042
This place is really nice!

823
00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500
I guess I always

824
00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500
sort of thought that

825
00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209
first dates should be...

826
00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209
special.

827
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,584
You know, just in case.

828
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,250
Yeah.

829
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,334
Ah, yeah.

830
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,459
[door closing]

831
00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,334
Is Luce here?

832
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,292
She's upstairs.

833
00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,292
Martins?

834
00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000
He took you

835
00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000
to mother-fucking Martins?

836
00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,709
It's crazy, right?

837
00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209
Who does this guy think he is?

838
00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209
A goddamned Kennedy?

839
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,667
[Allie] This guy's the tits!

840
00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876
Ladies, let's have a shot

841
00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876
before everyone gets here.

842
00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:48,959
Or two.

843
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,334
I want to get super weird today.

844
00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:53,209
You already are weird.

845
00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:55,417
Thanks.

846
00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083
-There we go.

847
00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083
-You're welcome!

848
00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,334
This literally has a pube in it.

849
00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,250
It's disgusting!

850
00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000
["Never Coming Down"

851
00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000
by Midnight Riot]

852
00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:16,417
So, did you get any?

853
00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125
-Any what?

854
00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125
-Cut the shit.

855
00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,918
Tell me you broke that dick off!

856
00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709
-[Luce] Wait a minute.

857
00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709
-Come on!

858
00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334
[Luce] I'll text you.

859
00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334
What happened?

860
00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042
[Pam] I think Kort broke

861
00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042
someone's dick off.

862
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667
-What? I want to hear!

863
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667
-Oh my god!

864
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,626
[Luce] Oh come on! Cough it up!

865
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,042
We just kissed on the cheek.

866
00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,459
Fuck, yeah!

867
00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:35,167
Daniel, the lacrosse transfer.

868
00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042
[Luce] Wait, wait!

869
00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042
The mancer from Maryland?

870
00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,584
They went on a date.

871
00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083
-Would you stop?

872
00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083
-Take it from the top.

873
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,292
Okay, okay, okay... Alright.

874
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,500
We walk in, it's gorgeous!

875
00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959
Like, there are all these

876
00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959
pictures of DC on the wall,

877
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209
like flappers and pictures

878
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209
of the Potomac,

879
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167
and the hostess took us

880
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167
to our table,

881
00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:58,918
and we sat down,

882
00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209
and we just started talking...

883
00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209
I don't know!

884
00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918
And that's when

885
00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918
she's sucked his dick.

886
00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,000
Oh...

887
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125
-In the restaurant?

888
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125
-[Allie] Ah ha!

889
00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,417
[laughing]

890
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500
Just like Jackie O

891
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500
would have wanted!

892
00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:13,834
[laughing]

893
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:17,751
Allie, hurry up!

894
00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751
You don't need make up.

895
00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751
We're just going to study.

896
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,125
Oh my god! What happened to you?

897
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,834
Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine.

898
00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000
It's just I couldn't

899
00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000
find a scarf.

900
00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:31,000
Is that a hickey?

901
00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375
-Who did that to you?

902
00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375
-I have no idea.

903
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042
I could have done it

904
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042
to myself for all I know.

905
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626
I got to go have brunch

906
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626
with my mum.

907
00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:41,584
[softly] What?

908
00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:45,334
[mellow music]

909
00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:07,042
[Allie sighing]

910
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500
Hey, do you think

911
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500
I should text Steven?

912
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,250
Hmm?

913
00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000
Do you think

914
00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000
I should text Steven?

915
00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,334
Why?

916
00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:23,250
Oh, because I want to.

917
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542
I thought you said

918
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542
he only texts you after 2am?

919
00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:29,459
Yeah, but...

920
00:31:30,751 --> 00:31:32,667
I feel like sometimes guys

921
00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292
don't really know

922
00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292
how to communicate--

923
00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667
Where are you going?

924
00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667
I'm in the middle of a sentence!

925
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,125
Kort! Don't you agree

926
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918
like sometimes guys just don't

927
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918
know how to communicate

928
00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083
and they like need you

929
00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083
to be the one to initiate?

930
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083
'Cause we're just like putting

931
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083
all this pressure on them

932
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,584
to be the ones, but...

933
00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000
maybe they need us

934
00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000
to be the ones.

935
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042
And I just need to get creative

936
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042
and to let him know

937
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792
that it's cool to text me

938
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792
during the day.

939
00:31:54,876 --> 00:31:56,292
Kort, what are you looking for?

940
00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459
-A book!

941
00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459
-Oh my god!

942
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667
I'm sorry.

943
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667
I have a classic tale in 15

944
00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959
and I'm like oddly

945
00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959
stressed about it.

946
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,334
Oh shit!

947
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,792
Okay, so I feel like,

948
00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167
first class,

949
00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167
having a first date,

950
00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,751
is like really pivotal.

951
00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,167
Really?

952
00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:14,250
Yeah, I mean, I think...

953
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834
But yeah, I feel like now

954
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834
is the time to just like

955
00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125
pump the brakes

956
00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125
and start with the mind games.

957
00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,417
What mind games?

958
00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:23,167
Poker face!

959
00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792
[stressing each word]

960
00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792
You don't like him.

961
00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042
-I don't like him?

962
00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042
-[Allie] No!

963
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876
-Okay.

964
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876
-I don't see you.

965
00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:30,709
I'm winning, but you don't know.

966
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709
-Yeah.

967
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709
-I'm full royal flush,

968
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584
and kings and queens,

969
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584
and all those...

970
00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:37,000
You never played poker?

971
00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,500
I still feel weird.

972
00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918
I mean, you feel awkward,

973
00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918
which is normal,

974
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000
because it's going to be

975
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000
so awkward when you see it.

976
00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,250
Thanks.

977
00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:52,209
[lively music resumes]

978
00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292
-Cool if I sit here?

979
00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292
-[Daniel] If you want.

980
00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:15,209
Cool!

981
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542
[woman on TV]

982
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542
What does it mean to you

983
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542
when I say "run like a girl"?

984
00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876
[child] It means run

985
00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876
as fast as you can.

986
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,542
[woman] Throw like a girl.

987
00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918
So, do you think you just

988
00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918
insulted your sister?

989
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,334
[child] No.

990
00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:40,417
[Allie sighing]

991
00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709
[woman] Is "like a girl"

992
00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709
a good thing?

993
00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:47,834
[message tone]

994
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,959
[melodic music]

995
00:34:00,292 --> 00:34:02,709
I feel like he's judging me.

996
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,250
Hmm... He is!

997
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667
-[laughing]

998
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667
-I don't care.

999
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167
You know, sometimes

1000
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167
it's kind of wild

1001
00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083
-to think about.

1002
00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083
-What?

1003
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584
I don't know like all this.

1004
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584
The Capitol,

1005
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:14,667
monuments, White House...

1006
00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042
all the huge decisions

1007
00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042
like they've made here

1008
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334
while we're just worried

1009
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334
about flipping cups

1010
00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,125
and hooking up.

1011
00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,626
You get dumb shit here too.

1012
00:34:25,918 --> 00:34:27,792
[Pam sighing]

1013
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876
[woman on recording]

1014
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876
So last year

1015
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876
I spent every working day

1016
00:34:29,918 --> 00:34:31,292
trying to figure out where...

1017
00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:32,792
Hey!

1018
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,000
What are you doing?

1019
00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334
Oh, I'm just getting a feel

1020
00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334
for the facts.

1021
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876
Apparently I do,

1022
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876
where a high school kid was...

1023
00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:41,334
She has a nice voice.

1024
00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,209
Yeah! Yeah, I like it too.

1025
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292
-Hey, um, quick question?

1026
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292
-Hmm.

1027
00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083
What do you think

1028
00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083
about Jay's testimony?

1029
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083
I mean it seems

1030
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083
pretty suspect, right?

1031
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000
And this mister "S" guy,

1032
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000
he's a real wild card,

1033
00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167
I mean who is he,

1034
00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167
where did he come from?

1035
00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292
I have no idea

1036
00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292
what you're talking about.

1037
00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,334
[Allie] But... uh...

1038
00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:07,167
[Allie] good luck... with this.

1039
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709
-[man] I don't know.

1040
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709
-[Luce] Come on!

1041
00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667
If you don't like it,

1042
00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667
if it hurts, we'll stop.

1043
00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,375
Let's just try it.

1044
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167
[Daniel] Well, my siblings

1045
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167
all root for each other.

1046
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125
My parents

1047
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125
are still together and...

1048
00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209
unfortunately

1049
00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209
they still kiss in public...

1050
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:50,709
[Kort laughs]

1051
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959
And oh, I always had to have

1052
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959
the new gaming system, like...

1053
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,375
right when they came out.

1054
00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250
-So you're a spoiled?

1055
00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250
-Oh god...

1056
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,918
I hate that word, but... yes.

1057
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459
I like to think that

1058
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459
I came from a good family.

1059
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,500
What about you? Are your...

1060
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:09,667
Are your parents happy?

1061
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,209
Yeah! They're happy it's just...

1062
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,000
not with each other.

1063
00:36:14,626 --> 00:36:15,709
As simple as that?

1064
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,292
Yeah.

1065
00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083
Do you mind

1066
00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083
if I change the subject?

1067
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,375
Yes, please.

1068
00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:23,709
[laughing]

1069
00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000
Oh, hey,

1070
00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000
what does Allie think of me?

1071
00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:29,375
Did I... pass the test?

1072
00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:31,918
I don't know.

1073
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250
We don't really talk

1074
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250
about you that much.

1075
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,250
[Allie singing]

1076
00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:42,959
[sighing] So stupid!

1077
00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:46,584
Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty.

1078
00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:48,292
Oh, I'm married.

1079
00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334
-Hey, Allie.

1080
00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334
-Hey.

1081
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,834
Whatever! Fuck you, Mom!

1082
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500
I know it's your money,

1083
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500
but it's my credit card.

1084
00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,292
It has my name on it.

1085
00:36:55,334 --> 00:36:57,209
[melodic music]

1086
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,500
Oh... Hello...

1087
00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:10,125
[Daniel] Hey, Kort...

1088
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,167
[music intensifies]

1089
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,667
Um... Will you date me?

1090
00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959
[speech drown out

1091
00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959
by louder music]

1092
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,792
Okay, what are you thinking?

1093
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:37,292
I'm thinking...

1094
00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,500
[door opening]

1095
00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:49,918
What the fuck is this?

1096
00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834
-[Kort] What?

1097
00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834
-You're dating?

1098
00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:54,500
Are you fucking kidding me?

1099
00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:56,000
Hello.

1100
00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:57,375
Hi.

1101
00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,959
Kitchen! Yesterday!

1102
00:38:02,334 --> 00:38:03,375
Allie...

1103
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792
[Allie]

1104
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792
Were you not even going

1105
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792
to tell me about this?

1106
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125
[Kort] What are you

1107
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125
talking about?

1108
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000
It just happened

1109
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000
ten minutes ago.

1110
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,042
I thought you'd be happy for me.

1111
00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,375
I am.

1112
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,417
Seriously, I am.

1113
00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,000
Now, I want you to notice

1114
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792
both on the front end,

1115
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792
and on the back.

1116
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250
For example,

1117
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250
if the factory is operating

1118
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751
at its optimal capacity,

1119
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751
and there are zero bottlenecks,

1120
00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834
everything should be fine,

1121
00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834
right?

1122
00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:50,417
Wrong!

1123
00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,250
Because, even if

1124
00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709
everything has been taken

1125
00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709
care of on the front end,

1126
00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500
Now, what am I talking about?

1127
00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500
Daniel!

1128
00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:05,125
Um...

1129
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,209
Exactly! Elaborate.

1130
00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,542
Um...

1131
00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667
It's kind of like

1132
00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667
when your factory,

1133
00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:23,417
it makes stuff,

1134
00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,584
but at the same time

1135
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542
enough other stuff to keep

1136
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542
all the machines happy.

1137
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,292
Right?

1138
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,667
[whispering] You're an idiot!

1139
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751
Not as far off

1140
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751
as you would think.

1141
00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:48,626
To the big board.

1142
00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,209
[melodic music resumes]

1143
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,292
Huh!

1144
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:08,042
[Allie humming then whistling]

1145
00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167
Mmm, look at this little cup

1146
00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167
of fuck pudding!

1147
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,751
Mmm...

1148
00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417
I'd like to give you a tour

1149
00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417
of this campus!

1150
00:40:24,417 --> 00:40:26,334
Are those jeans from Europe?

1151
00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:28,417
Just kidding, come back!

1152
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,334
Who are you listening to?

1153
00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:44,792
Um... Nelly...

1154
00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,042
Furtado.

1155
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,959
What?

1156
00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,292
[Kort] Oh, this is cute!

1157
00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542
-Do you want to try that on?

1158
00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542
-Oh, no that's okay.

1159
00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000
-Sure?

1160
00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000
-[Daniel] Why not, come on!

1161
00:41:19,459 --> 00:41:20,500
It'll look good on you.

1162
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,959
Why don't you try something on?

1163
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,209
[laughing]

1164
00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:28,125
[laughing]

1165
00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042
I just... I don't think

1166
00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042
it's sitting on me quite right.

1167
00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209
[seller] I know something

1168
00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209
that will sit on you!

1169
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626
-Honey, no!

1170
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626
-What?

1171
00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:39,626
It's legal now!

1172
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,459
[Allie humming]

1173
00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,083
What are you doing? Stop!

1174
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,459
I do not respond well to this.

1175
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,334
[laughing] What?

1176
00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,667
Come on, do it for me.

1177
00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:01,959
D-Man.

1178
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,542
Who is D-Man?

1179
00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876
-It's just what they

1180
00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876
used to call me

1181
00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,584
back in the hood.

1182
00:42:08,709 --> 00:42:09,876
[Kort] Give me the spoon!

1183
00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,375
I will take the spoon!

1184
00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918
[Daniel] Come on,

1185
00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918
that's not fun.

1186
00:42:13,959 --> 00:42:15,042
That's no fun.

1187
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,000
[Allie] Mmm...

1188
00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:19,209
It's so good!

1189
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709
-[car honking]

1190
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709
-Go fuck yourself!

1191
00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626
So, you've really never

1192
00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626
played before?

1193
00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,167
Nope!

1194
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292
-Okay.

1195
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292
-What I'm doing right here

1196
00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:44,834
is called cradling.

1197
00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083
-Okay.

1198
00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083
-So, it's like as if you were,

1199
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584
-you know--

1200
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584
-Cradling.

1201
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959
[Daniel] I'm going to toss you

1202
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959
the ball now.

1203
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,834
So just kind of accept it

1204
00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500
as opposed to trying to catch

1205
00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500
it as if you're a statue.

1206
00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125
-Okay. Like this?

1207
00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125
-[Daniel] Right?

1208
00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334
-[Daniel] Yes.

1209
00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334
-Okay.

1210
00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209
-I'm impressed!

1211
00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209
-Beginner's luck!

1212
00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:08,500
take it back as--

1213
00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,417
[Kort laughing]

1214
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584
I... I got in

1215
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584
on a lacrosse scholarship!

1216
00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292
-Hmm.

1217
00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292
-Allie too.

1218
00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417
[Daniel] So now

1219
00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417
we have trust issues.

1220
00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:20,209
So, thank you for that!

1221
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,375
[laughing]

1222
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,626
[Daniel] So, why did you quit?

1223
00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:45,459
[Kort] I don't know...

1224
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959
I mean, I like lacrosse,

1225
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959
it's just...

1226
00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834
college sports

1227
00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834
are a lot of work, you know?

1228
00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459
I just don't know

1229
00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459
if it's really worth it.

1230
00:43:57,459 --> 00:43:58,792
For me, at least.

1231
00:43:59,876 --> 00:44:01,334
But it got me into a school

1232
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709
I probably shouldn't

1233
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709
have gotten into.

1234
00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:03,959
[Daniel laughing]

1235
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,125
I knew it!

1236
00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:06,792
[Kort] What?

1237
00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:09,167
I knew that you were dumb.

1238
00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459
-I knew it!

1239
00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459
-I'm dumb?

1240
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,751
[Daniel] I just knew it!

1241
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,500
Rude!

1242
00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:15,751
[Daniel] I'm joking.

1243
00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:17,959
What about Allie?

1244
00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751
Did she just quit

1245
00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751
because you quit?

1246
00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:22,542
[Kort] To be fair, no.

1247
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:29,667
I just think she's... lazy.

1248
00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:38,751
Hey, Pam!

1249
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:39,876
Yeah?

1250
00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,000
Have you ever felt like...

1251
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,459
you're happy for someone...

1252
00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,125
uh, you know, like...

1253
00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:52,250
like you're happy for someone...

1254
00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209
I mean you're completely

1255
00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209
happy for them,

1256
00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:57,209
but you're like...

1257
00:44:58,751 --> 00:44:59,792
want what they have...

1258
00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,584
Oh! Yeah!

1259
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918
[laughs] I'm jealous

1260
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918
all the time!

1261
00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417
-No!

1262
00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417
-I mean I'm jealous of you

1263
00:45:05,459 --> 00:45:06,751
for being funnier than me.

1264
00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:08,626
And Kort for being prettier,

1265
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751
and Mary for eating less

1266
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751
than me at dinner.

1267
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709
And Luce for sexting

1268
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709
all the lacrosse guys,

1269
00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751
even though I do find it

1270
00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751
morally questionable,

1271
00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334
slash, would secretly

1272
00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334
do the same.

1273
00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292
And Jen for saying

1274
00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292
the shit that I think

1275
00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250
but I'm actually

1276
00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250
too scared to say.

1277
00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:26,375
Huh!

1278
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,000
Why, what's up?

1279
00:45:30,584 --> 00:45:31,626
Nothing!

1280
00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:35,959
Okay, well...

1281
00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:37,959
I'm going to go do some laundry.

1282
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,167
Bye.

1283
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,709
[sighing]

1284
00:45:58,751 --> 00:46:02,542
[reflective music]

1285
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,500
[Kort] Hey, Allie!

1286
00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667
Daniel and I are going to go

1287
00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667
and catch a movie if you want--

1288
00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:34,542
I'm so sorry.

1289
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,209
Hey, Mar!

1290
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500
-Hey... um...

1291
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500
-What's going on?

1292
00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:40,500
Can I talk to you for a second?

1293
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:41,626
Yeah?

1294
00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,667
Okay... um...

1295
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667
Daniel was in my dream

1296
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667
last night.

1297
00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792
We were in South Carolina

1298
00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792
eating Chick-fil-A,

1299
00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:53,459
even though it was a Sunday,

1300
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417
and it started out slow,

1301
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417
but by the end of it

1302
00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209
he had me kind of over

1303
00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209
the back of his Chevy

1304
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500
and was raw dogging me,

1305
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500
on the hood.

1306
00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:04,792
I'm really sorry.

1307
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,209
Okay...

1308
00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:12,876
Thank you for... being honest.

1309
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,375
What?

1310
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:36,292
[oil sizzling]

1311
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,542
Oh, fancy seeing you here!

1312
00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,167
What's that supposed to mean?

1313
00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:45,584
Nothing, I just...

1314
00:47:48,584 --> 00:47:50,250
Crazy!

1315
00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542
But... I think I have

1316
00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542
something fun for us!

1317
00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:54,709
Oh yeah?

1318
00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:56,626
You want cheese on this, right?

1319
00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,959
Yes, please.

1320
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500
Okay. So, Daniel's friend,

1321
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500
also name is Daniel, actually,

1322
00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584
is renting out the [unclear]

1323
00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584
for his birthday,

1324
00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584
and he wants all of us to come.

1325
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,125
Are they going to be boys there?

1326
00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,542
[Kort] Um... tons!

1327
00:48:09,918 --> 00:48:11,292
Okay, I'm listening.

1328
00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083
Okay, so it's this Sunday,

1329
00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083
nine o'clock.

1330
00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417
I know, he's like one of those

1331
00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417
has to celebrate his birthday

1332
00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:19,876
on his birthday types.

1333
00:48:19,918 --> 00:48:20,959
Eww!

1334
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083
Okay, well, can we do

1335
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083
a girl's day before?

1336
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,417
Um... I actually told Daniel

1337
00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751
I'd go to the Skins game

1338
00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751
with him.

1339
00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792
You're calling them

1340
00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792
the Skins now?

1341
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459
Okay. Well, will you still

1342
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459
help me to get ready?

1343
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,626
Duh! It's a one o'clock game.

1344
00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:43,459
Okay.

1345
00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:49,626
Do you think like...

1346
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125
I don't know,

1347
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125
do you think she likes him

1348
00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:55,167
more than me?

1349
00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,167
No, you're right, you're right!

1350
00:48:59,209 --> 00:49:00,209
That's stupid!

1351
00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:02,375
I just...

1352
00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:03,876
I don't know, I get...

1353
00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584
I get self-conscious,

1354
00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584
'cause like...

1355
00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:10,250
I feel like he's replacing me.

1356
00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:13,167
Do you think he is replacing me?

1357
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,459
Come on, Will!

1358
00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:18,375
[Will] I've got to go!

1359
00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584
What the fuck,

1360
00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584
I was talking to him!

1361
00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,334
[Allie] You don't even care!

1362
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,959
Oh shit!

1363
00:49:33,542 --> 00:49:36,500
[leisurely music]

1364
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,542
You want to see me?

1365
00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542
At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago,

1366
00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542
and no, it's my job to see you,

1367
00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250
by no means

1368
00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250
do I want to be here.

1369
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,334
Sit down!

1370
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876
So, it appears that

1371
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876
this being tardy thing

1372
00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:17,209
is becoming a bit of an issue.

1373
00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459
who wrote,

1374
00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459
"It's almost as though

1375
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,334
she's trying to be late."

1376
00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,626
Do you have anything to say?

1377
00:50:30,876 --> 00:50:31,918
[counsellor] Uh-hm.

1378
00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,042
You do realize that

1379
00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542
just as in life,

1380
00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542
this type of behavior

1381
00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:37,918
does have consequences?

1382
00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:41,125
Yeah, I mean, I thought,

1383
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834
I don't really

1384
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834
don't have to go to class.

1385
00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751
Well... you don't

1386
00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751
have to do anything.

1387
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,792
I don't have to...

1388
00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:57,751
mow my lawn.

1389
00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,375
But I do!

1390
00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834
Because it keeps

1391
00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834
my neighbors happy.

1392
00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:06,584
Was that... an innuendo?

1393
00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959
The point is,

1394
00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959
if you don't take action,

1395
00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:12,209
more often than not,

1396
00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792
these things tend to

1397
00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792
come back and bite you.

1398
00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:19,292
And... not in a good...

1399
00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000
"Oh, that feels nice"

1400
00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000
kind of way!

1401
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:26,709
I think we're done here!

1402
00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,709
Oh, okay.

1403
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,542
So, do you want to eat first,

1404
00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959
or do you want

1405
00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959
to grab food there?

1406
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751
Well I don't want

1407
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751
to really eat hotdogs, so...

1408
00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:43,083
Hold on one second.

1409
00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,042
What's up?

1410
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417
I'm just going to get

1411
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417
my nails done, but...

1412
00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792
I wanted to say have fun

1413
00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792
at the game.

1414
00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:49,334
Cool! Thanks. You too.

1415
00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:52,542
Um... Alright. See you later.

1416
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:55,959
Sorry.... Yeah.

1417
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,334
Yeah, we can get Chinese.

1418
00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:06,000
[leisurely music]

1419
00:52:37,459 --> 00:52:38,834
You excited for tonight?

1420
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,626
Yeah, I guess.

1421
00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:44,459
A little nervous, actually.

1422
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,542
Allie, can I be frank?

1423
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:52,250
Yeah.

1424
00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:54,959
You're a little boy crazy.

1425
00:52:55,709 --> 00:52:56,918
What?

1426
00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292
You torture yourself

1427
00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292
over all this shit,

1428
00:52:59,334 --> 00:53:00,918
and I really don't know why?

1429
00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:02,667
I mean...

1430
00:53:03,459 --> 00:53:07,000
sex, love, having a boyfriend,

1431
00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,792
it's... supposed to be fun.

1432
00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,834
I like the game!

1433
00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334
I like to flirt,

1434
00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334
I like the chase,

1435
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709
And maybe that's you,

1436
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709
maybe it's not, I don't know.

1437
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334
But, that's for you

1438
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334
to figure out.

1439
00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500
Just don't live off

1440
00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500
the world's ideals because

1441
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500
most of them

1442
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500
are just a bunch of bullshit.

1443
00:53:35,959 --> 00:53:38,000
[cell phone ringing]

1444
00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083
There's no more

1445
00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083
rule book, Allie.

1446
00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,125
Let's go with black.

1447
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,876
Hey, Allie!

1448
00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:16,792
Hi.

1449
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,083
Can I have one of those?

1450
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,209
Yep. Your usual.

1451
00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:28,876
And then, maybe one of those.

1452
00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250
Ah, you're getting

1453
00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250
adventurous on me.

1454
00:54:33,209 --> 00:54:35,417
Yep. Just gone crazy.

1455
00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584
[woman on recording]

1456
00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584
Don't tell me Jay was scared.

1457
00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584
Don't tell me...

1458
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
-Hey, is Kort around?

1459
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
-Oh yeah,

1460
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
I think she's in her room.

1461
00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,375
Okay.

1462
00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667
We didn't have them

1463
00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667
15 years ago.

1464
00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292
And we still

1465
00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292
don't have them now.

1466
00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:50,292
What?

1467
00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:54,250
Is this a joke?

1468
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,500
Finish the GD story, sweetheart!

1469
00:54:58,542 --> 00:55:01,542
[credits being read]

1470
00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:03,584
Who does this?

1471
00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375
Dude, I'm sorry,

1472
00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375
that pedicure took forever.

1473
00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000
I'm just going to shower

1474
00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000
really quick,

1475
00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667
I swear I'm not even

1476
00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667
going to masturbate.

1477
00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,250
Just kidding, no promises.

1478
00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,876
[fast paced music]

1479
00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,876
[water running]

1480
00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959
Whore, don't even act

1481
00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959
that you're not impressed,

1482
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,125
I was less than five minutes.

1483
00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500
Okay, okay, so I'm thinking

1484
00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500
about going

1485
00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,000
super scandalous tonight,

1486
00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083
I'm going to let

1487
00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083
these ass cheeks

1488
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,667
leak out a little bit.

1489
00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209
Whatever, just tell me

1490
00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209
what you think.

1491
00:55:28,751 --> 00:55:29,667
Oh!

1492
00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:36,792
♪ I get so excited ♪

1493
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:39,000
["Girls" by Makio]

1494
00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417
Guys, dudes, let her chose!

1495
00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417
Let her chose!

1496
00:55:41,459 --> 00:55:42,959
I don't care if she's your babe.

1497
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918
-There's no easy buckets.

1498
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918
-No easy buckets.

1499
00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459
-No easy buckets!

1500
00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459
-Uh-uh.

1501
00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584
Kort, could you please

1502
00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584
shut these guys up?

1503
00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,667
Yeah, bring it, bring it!

1504
00:55:53,626 --> 00:55:56,792
[cheering]

1505
00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,375
Bro!

1506
00:55:58,751 --> 00:56:01,626
[tapping]

1507
00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417
You know, I definitely

1508
00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417
prefer wine over beer.

1509
00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:07,751
It just makes me feel more...

1510
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,125
more like a lady!

1511
00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,417
[giggling]

1512
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,792
You know, more sophisticated.

1513
00:56:15,584 --> 00:56:17,167
Kind of...

1514
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959
I read a study that says

1515
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959
it's rich in probiotics.

1516
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:22,959
Plus it helps me get fucked up.

1517
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,209
[laughing]

1518
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,626
[Allie] Cheers to that.

1519
00:56:26,167 --> 00:56:28,751
[unintelligible chatter]

1520
00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:33,709
Does my hair look all right?

1521
00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,042
Yeah, solid!

1522
00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167
Nice!

1523
00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167
I just switched products, so...

1524
00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:40,334
[laughing]

1525
00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626
[Luce] Allie, what's the deal,

1526
00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626
why aren't you dressed?

1527
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,042
Yeah, I'm fine.

1528
00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:51,918
Oh I'm just... Um...

1529
00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167
waiting for Kort,

1530
00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167
because I told her

1531
00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751
that I would help her

1532
00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751
get dressed.

1533
00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:57,459
You know how we do.

1534
00:56:58,417 --> 00:56:59,626
Hmm!

1535
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:02,083
Oh, shit!

1536
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959
I totally forgot to relay.

1537
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959
Okay, so I talked to Kort,

1538
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209
beer pong tournament

1539
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209
thingy with Daniel,

1540
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375
at a completely

1541
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375
different location.

1542
00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584
So, she's just going

1543
00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584
to have to meet at the party.

1544
00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:23,459
Give me that fucking wine.

1545
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,959
[music intensifies]

1546
00:57:35,709 --> 00:57:39,375
[music intensifies again]

1547
00:57:47,876 --> 00:57:48,959
Sorry.

1548
00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:54,834
Hi!

1549
00:58:14,876 --> 00:58:16,209
Thank you.

1550
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,709
What the fuck are you doing?

1551
00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167
What do you mean,

1552
00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167
what are you doing?

1553
00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292
You should not be drinking

1554
00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292
any more,

1555
00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:25,083
and you have to hold--

1556
00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834
What? I look great,

1557
00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834
it's like a dress basically.

1558
00:58:26,876 --> 00:58:28,083
Thank you so much.

1559
00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:30,918
[Luce] You so don't need that!

1560
00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,918
I'm sorry, Luce,

1561
00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250
I don't remember asking

1562
00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250
you what I need.

1563
00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250
[Pam] Allie, maybe we should

1564
00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250
take you home.

1565
00:58:38,876 --> 00:58:40,083
Thank you, they'll pay.

1566
00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:42,918
I'll have a glass of Pinot.

1567
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:50,000
["Waving Wild" by Arum Rae]

1568
00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334
-Oh, hey, Kort!

1569
00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334
-[Kort] Hey! Hey!

1570
00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,375
How was the game?

1571
00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751
-[Kort] It was really fun.

1572
00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751
-Really, was it?

1573
00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,918
Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun!

1574
00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125
Oh, and how was

1575
00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125
the beer pong tournament?

1576
00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,000
It was really fun, Allie.

1577
00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250
-It was?

1578
00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250
-[Kort] Yeah!

1579
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959
-Was it great?

1580
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959
-Yeah.

1581
00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375
That's great,

1582
00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375
I'm so happy for you.

1583
00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125
And did you have a good time,

1584
00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125
Danny Boy?

1585
00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792
-Yeah, it was a fine time.

1586
00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792
-You did?

1587
00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667
Hey, guess what?

1588
00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667
I like to have a good time too.

1589
00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792
I'll suck your dick

1590
00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792
for a dollar.

1591
00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250
-Allie!

1592
00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250
-[Allie] What?

1593
00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667
-She's kidding.

1594
00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667
-Yeah, I'm kidding.

1595
00:59:23,709 --> 00:59:25,125
I'll do it for free.

1596
00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709
[Kort] What the fuck

1597
00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709
is your problem?

1598
00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542
What's my problem?

1599
00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542
What's your problem?

1600
00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959
You just give everything up

1601
00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959
for some guy

1602
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,584
you met two months ago!

1603
00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125
You just said you were going

1604
00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125
to blow him!

1605
00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792
Yeah, I was just trying

1606
00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792
to get in on the fun.

1607
00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542
He's my fucking boyfriend,

1608
00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542
Allie!

1609
00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:43,000
He's your only friend... Kort!

1610
00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,000
Fuck you!

1611
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,542
Phil, can I get a dollar?

1612
00:59:57,918 --> 00:59:58,959
Hey, Allie!

1613
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,125
Allie!

1614
01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209
I just want to let you know,

1615
01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209
it's not my fault

1616
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,751
you went off the reservation

1617
01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083
and stopped taking care

1618
01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083
of yourself.

1619
01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334
It's not my fault

1620
01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334
you're a vain whore,

1621
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375
who replaced me

1622
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375
with Captain America.

1623
01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:11,959
Don't give me bullshit,

1624
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459
because I can get a guy

1625
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459
and you can't.

1626
01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584
You sleep all day.

1627
01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584
You don't study for anything.

1628
01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918
You don't push yourself

1629
01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918
to do anything.

1630
01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:21,000
You're just a selfish dick

1631
01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834
who expects the whole world

1632
01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834
to fall into your lap.

1633
01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,083
Thanks, Kort!

1634
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167
No, don't do that.

1635
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167
Take some fucking responsibility

1636
01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,709
for once in your life! God!

1637
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959
This is why I'm not going

1638
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959
abroad with you.

1639
01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667
Perfect, well I'll just be

1640
01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667
in Great Britain

1641
01:00:37,709 --> 01:00:39,125
getting bukkaked,

1642
01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876
and you'll be here

1643
01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876
dating Daniel.

1644
01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125
-Great!

1645
01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125
-Awesome!

1646
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,083
What's bukkaked?

1647
01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125
Um... when a man and woman

1648
01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125
love each other,

1649
01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417
a man invites

1650
01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417
all of his friends over...

1651
01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:52,959
You know what?

1652
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876
Kort told me what happened,

1653
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876
and don't worry!

1654
01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709
A lot of guys

1655
01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709
can't get their dicks hard,

1656
01:00:58,334 --> 01:01:00,000
when they're fucking 40!

1657
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167
[friend] Daniel,

1658
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167
what's she talking about?

1659
01:01:13,876 --> 01:01:16,626
[solemn music]

1660
01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,167
Uh oh!

1661
01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:33,334
[woman] Is she wearing a towel?

1662
01:01:55,334 --> 01:01:56,626
[keys falling]

1663
01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:08,959
[crashing]

1664
01:02:14,542 --> 01:02:17,834
[truck reversing]

1665
01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,918
Where the fuck have you been?

1666
01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,209
[Allie] Trash.

1667
01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167
-What?

1668
01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167
-[Allie] In the trash.

1669
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:08,876
Who was that?

1670
01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:10,542
I have no idea.

1671
01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:13,375
No, I mean, it was Allie, but...

1672
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,834
She looks like shit!

1673
01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:21,125
[knocking]

1674
01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:22,209
Kort?

1675
01:03:24,459 --> 01:03:25,542
Kort!

1676
01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:29,959
Is she in there?

1677
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,626
Yeah, she's in there.

1678
01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:07,667
[sighing]

1679
01:04:11,417 --> 01:04:14,834
[mellow music]

1680
01:04:17,626 --> 01:04:18,792
[sighing]

1681
01:04:58,292 --> 01:05:01,334
[music picks up pace]

1682
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:40,083
["Pretty Boy" by Young Galaxy]

1683
01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,209
Oh!

1684
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,375
Fucking yoga bitches!

1685
01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:02,834
Fuck!

1686
01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:05,042
Fuck, it's hard!

1687
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,042
Oh god!

1688
01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:18,876
[Allie] This isn't a bad pace!

1689
01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:23,375
Not a bad place at all!

1690
01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:40,375
[mellow music]

1691
01:07:40,417 --> 01:07:42,000
And so, as managers,

1692
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000
the problem

1693
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000
we're left to solve is,

1694
01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334
how do we repair

1695
01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334
our system's flaws?

1696
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209
-So as to return to a point...

1697
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209
-[cell phone chiming]

1698
01:07:49,459 --> 01:07:51,250
as closer to optimal

1699
01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959
while still living with

1700
01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959
the fact that optimal

1701
01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292
doesn't necessarily

1702
01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292
mean perfect.

1703
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584
You see, we're not just

1704
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584
in a theoretics class here,

1705
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167
where we bank on stand-alone

1706
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167
principles in a vacuum.

1707
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751
We're dealing with real issues

1708
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751
in the real world.

1709
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
-You got to see this, man!

1710
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
-Awesome, man!

1711
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
Alright, I'll see you.

1712
01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:20,709
Are you fucking kidding me?

1713
01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667
Do you know

1714
01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667
who you're talking to?

1715
01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667
I'm the Dean of goddamn

1716
01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667
students, sweetheart!

1717
01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042
-Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

1718
01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042
-It's too late! You're expelled!

1719
01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,792
Just kidding!

1720
01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250
I don't have the power

1721
01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250
to do that

1722
01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:42,542
[vibrant music]

1723
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,667
[cell phone chiming]

1724
01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292
Hey... I just need you

1725
01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292
to listen to me for one second.

1726
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:11,500
Hear me out, baby girl.

1727
01:09:26,626 --> 01:09:30,209
[music accelerates]

1728
01:09:50,584 --> 01:09:51,834
[sighing]

1729
01:09:55,167 --> 01:09:57,125
[chopping]

1730
01:10:01,459 --> 01:10:02,584
Okay.

1731
01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:06,751
Everything okay?

1732
01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000
-Huh?

1733
01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000
-Yeah, everything's great.

1734
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,000
[Pam] What are you making?

1735
01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500
[Allie] I'm not really sure,

1736
01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500
but I feel really cool

1737
01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292
because I measured

1738
01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292
a bunch of shit,

1739
01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876
and I got to mince something

1740
01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876
for the first time.

1741
01:10:14,918 --> 01:10:16,042
Oh, do you want help?

1742
01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:18,167
Uh-uh! No way, I got this.

1743
01:10:18,459 --> 01:10:20,459
Fucking son of a mother-fucker!

1744
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,751
That's so hot!

1745
01:10:22,709 --> 01:10:23,918
[chuckling] All right.

1746
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,500
I have my phone if you need me.

1747
01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:29,959
Thank you.

1748
01:10:35,334 --> 01:10:39,542
[mellow music]

1749
01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,792
Shh...

1750
01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,751
Say no more.

1751
01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,459
I didn't say anything.

1752
01:11:07,459 --> 01:11:09,542
Okay, you're good, you're good!

1753
01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,375
I got you!

1754
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792
-You know I can't see, right?

1755
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792
-I know, I've got you.

1756
01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:24,918
[Daniel] Hey!

1757
01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,209
Oh, I'll let you two be.

1758
01:11:39,751 --> 01:11:42,000
Actually, I prepared something.

1759
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,459
[Allie sighing]

1760
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292
Daniel, this first part

1761
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292
is for you.

1762
01:11:48,834 --> 01:11:50,667
My apologies for the other night

1763
01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:52,584
when I offered to fellate you,

1764
01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500
and also for the things

1765
01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500
I said about your dick,

1766
01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:56,751
and it's limpness.

1767
01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375
That was both

1768
01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375
rudely inappropriate,

1769
01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,083
and a pretty dumb thing to do.

1770
01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125
And now, Kort,

1771
01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125
this second part is for you.

1772
01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:08,709
My apologies for the other night

1773
01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918
when I offered to fellate

1774
01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918
your boyfriend Daniel,

1775
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,751
previously mentioned

1776
01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667
in the first part

1777
01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667
of the speech, and also--

1778
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250
-Allie!

1779
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250
-...this dinner--

1780
01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:17,375
We get it!

1781
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,834
Okay, the point is, I'm sorry.

1782
01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,292
Truly!

1783
01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417
It was all...

1784
01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417
very unbecoming of me.

1785
01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:33,751
Oh! Thank you for your time.

1786
01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,709
[Kort chucking]

1787
01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,209
I love you!

1788
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292
Allie told me that

1789
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292
if I didn't say that she'd...

1790
01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709
shank me and make it seem like

1791
01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709
it was an accident.

1792
01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,709
Jesus!

1793
01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,125
I'm sorry.

1794
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,500
I hope I didn't ruin this?

1795
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,584
No, you didn't.

1796
01:13:07,042 --> 01:13:09,667
[food cooking]

1797
01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751
It's supposed

1798
01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751
to be chicken, but...

1799
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667
[Daniel]

1800
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667
But it's a liquid though,

1801
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667
I don't understand it.

1802
01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042
If you skim it off the top

1803
01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042
it's not as bad.

1804
01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:18,918
Hey, guys.

1805
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667
-Hey!

1806
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667
-How is it?

1807
01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667
-[Kort] Um...

1808
01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667
-It's um...

1809
01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,250
It's fucking horrible, isn't it?

1810
01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792
It's really not very good,

1811
01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792
Allie.

1812
01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:32,459
Daniel, any thoughts?

1813
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334
[Daniel] I mean it's not bad,

1814
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334
but um...

1815
01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959
It... it's just tough to chew

1816
01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959
and... swallow.

1817
01:13:44,209 --> 01:13:45,959
Yeah, I kind of saw this coming.

1818
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,083
[Daniel] Yes! Real food!

1819
01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:52,250
[exhilarating music]

1820
01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959
Do you mind

1821
01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959
if I have a sip of this?

1822
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542
So are you going to hold this

1823
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542
over my head forever?

1824
01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751
I don't know!

1825
01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751
I just might though.

1826
01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,584
Would make up sex help?

1827
01:14:04,626 --> 01:14:06,083
[laughing]

1828
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542
Is that all you girls

1829
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542
think about?

1830
01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250
-Mmm.

1831
01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250
-[Daniel] It is, isn't it?

1832
01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751
-What, it's been like a week!

1833
01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751
-[Daniel] Really!

1834
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,542
What? Are you not going to help?

1835
01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:19,334
Um... She...

1836
01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,500
She handcuffed me to the table!

1837
01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375
-[laughing] Oh my god!

1838
01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375
-[Daniel] Yeah!

1839
01:14:40,918 --> 01:14:42,500
So, how's it going out there?

1840
01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:45,375
Looks like it's going well!

1841
01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:48,125
I mean... not that I'm watching!

1842
01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:49,834
I'm not! I'm just...

1843
01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209
From the few glances

1844
01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209
that I've stolen, it...

1845
01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:52,876
Looks like it's going well!

1846
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,209
And I only saw those glances

1847
01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209
because I want to keep

1848
01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209
the standard of service high.

1849
01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:01,792
Sure.

1850
01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000
-[Kort] Yeah, it's going well!

1851
01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000
-Good.

1852
01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,459
I like him.

1853
01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:08,751
Yeah...

1854
01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,334
[Allie] Me too.

1855
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,792
So why did you act like that?

1856
01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751
I... don't know,

1857
01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751
I guess it was just...

1858
01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709
more fun when we

1859
01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709
were chasing them together,

1860
01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167
than when you

1861
01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167
were dating him alone.

1862
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042
Yeah, I guess

1863
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042
I wasn't the best...

1864
01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:29,417
best friend, was I?

1865
01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626
I kind of got caught up

1866
01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626
there for a while.

1867
01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:39,042
Hey um...

1868
01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042
You didn't mean

1869
01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042
that abroad thing, did you?

1870
01:15:44,959 --> 01:15:46,500
Yeah... I did.

1871
01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959
I mean,

1872
01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959
not for those reasons but...

1873
01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:52,709
I never really wanted to go.

1874
01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:54,918
Okay.

1875
01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:01,209
Can I give you some good news?

1876
01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:04,542
Yes, now would be a good time.

1877
01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751
He has a friend

1878
01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751
that thinks you're hot.

1879
01:16:08,959 --> 01:16:10,042
[tranquil music]

1880
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,709
Proceed.

1881
01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209
Apparently, he thinks

1882
01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209
you have a nice ass!

1883
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,209
This ass?

1884
01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:16,918
That ass!

1885
01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:19,626
Okay, I'll take it!

1886
01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792
He wants to take you

1887
01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792
out for a drink.

1888
01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334
-Shut the fuck up!

1889
01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334
-[glass breaking]

1890
01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,792
[laughing] Oh my god!

1891
01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959
Whatever.

1892
01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959
I did that to be dramatic!

1893
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,334
I fucking hate that plate!

1894
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959
Tell me what

1895
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959
we are working with?

1896
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,334
[music picks up tempo]

1897
01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:35,292
You look good!

1898
01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417
-[Allie] Stop that!

1899
01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417
-How do you feel?

1900
01:16:38,584 --> 01:16:40,334
I feel good. I do.

1901
01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:42,959
I'm a little nervous though.

1902
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,292
You can be nervous.

1903
01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918
You're just not allowed

1904
01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918
to fuck him!

1905
01:16:46,751 --> 01:16:48,292
Does that rule still stand?

1906
01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083
-[Kort] Yes!

1907
01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083
-Like a 100%?

1908
01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,375
[Kort] Yes, you slut!

1909
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,667
Great!

1910
01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:57,042
The dress looks good too.

1911
01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,250
[Allie sighing] Really?

1912
01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459
I don't know, kind of feel

1913
01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459
like I'm made for these things.

1914
01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459
-[Kort] Alright, perfume?

1915
01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459
-[Allie] Check!

1916
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751
-[Kort] ID?

1917
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751
-[Allie] Check!

1918
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,834
And...?

1919
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,834
[Allie] It's the first date!

1920
01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:13,167
I'm just asking!

1921
01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:14,751
I trimmed!

1922
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,542
Daniel, thoughts?

1923
01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:19,751
Gorgeous!

1924
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209
-It's very sweet of you D-Mac.

1925
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209
-[Kort chuckling]

1926
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,292
Okay. Go on.

1927
01:17:27,834 --> 01:17:29,542
[Allie] I... oh, bye!

1928
01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:30,751
[laughing]

1929
01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:33,918
[mellow music]

1930
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876
["The Day I Died"

1931
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876
by Alex Winston]

1932
01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:12,834
[hostess] Can I help you?

1933
01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:14,876
Huh?

1934
01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792
[hostess] Are you looking

1935
01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792
for someone?

1936
01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:17,918
Oh! No.

1937
01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,792
[sighing] I'm okay!

1938
01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:25,667
[music intensifies]

1939
01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834
Oh, would you look

1940
01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834
at the slice of apple pie!

1941
01:22:08,876 --> 01:22:10,375
Come over here, cutie!

1942
01:22:10,876 --> 01:22:12,334
What's up, little boo?

1943
01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834
I'd like to give you

1944
01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834
a tour of this...

1945
01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,876
This camp-pus...

1946
01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:19,334
You ever seen Mystic River?

1947
01:22:23,292 --> 01:22:24,751
Little Sean Penn wannabe!