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- /*Script to TTT Machinima - Jo The Shmo
- Treats the gamemode as if it's an event on TV, with sportscasters providing "humorous" commentary.
- As if it was being played on Alter's TTT server, but will be filmed on my server (steamcommunity.com/groups/jossexyserver).
- Characters:
- Announcers - I want at least one who talks like Leonard/Milo, but I don't know how I fell about 2 people like that. Maybe someone more like Jossi for the second one.
- Admins - will be voiced by as many real server admins as I can get to provide me with a voice clip of them saying "WAS THAT RDM?"
- Traitor #1 - Anyone, really
- Traitor #2 - I was going for someone who kinda fucks around like Jin does (POSSIBLY ORKIN)
- Traitor #3 - Someone like Verg who just owns everyone with a HUGE
- Player #1 - New/unknown player (You can use a different name)
- Player #2 - Also someone like Jin...
- Player #3 - A girl. Sorry anyone who wanted to be detective besides Alters or Vekk...
- Player #4 - Either an unknown player, or someone who wants to be a douche in the video
- Player #5 - Algonquin? Please?
- Player #6 - Doesn't really matter yet, but might actually get a line later on
- Player #7 - Someone who camps? Kinda like Player #4
- [Takes place on dm_island17 with a server of 16/16 players]
- Announcer #1: And the round has begun!
- Announcer #2: There are 3 traitors this round, [TRAITOR #1], [TRAITOR #2], and [TRAITOR #3]. What a dream-team!
- Announcer #1: Don't you mean nightmare?
- Announcer #2: No. The detective is the lovely [GIRL PLAYER #3]!
- Announcer #1: Not only will there be the usual crowd around the detective, but an extra few players will follow her because of her gender!
- Announcer #2: Either way, she will attract bullets like I attract the ladies.
- Announcer #1: Err... more like the flies... Alright, let's see what these traitors are up to!
- Announcer #2: Looks like [TRAITOR #1] is already buying his first item: a knife. I wonder what he has planned for--
- [Traitor one is shot with a shotgun by Player #1 standing near him who then IDs his body as a traitor]
- Both Announcers: Ohhh, Man!
- Announcer #1: Was that RDM?
- Announcer #2: Yeah, looks like it- Oh! And here comes the admin team to deal with this guy.
- Announcer #1: Looks like [TRAITOR #1]'s pretty mad... I wonder waht those admins have in store for the RDMer.
- [Admins (Combine police) keep questioning him; "WAS THAT RDM?" "WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM" "RDM?!"]
- Player #1: Well he was a traitor, wasn't he?
- [Admins ban him as his ragdoll goes flying into the sky]
- Announcer #1: Ohhh, that's gotta hurt!
- Announcer #2: It's down to 2 traitors and 12 players already! What a match!
- Announcer #1: Let's see what [TRAITOR #2] is up to...
- [Watching Traitor #2 plant a C4 way offshore in a place where it will likely score no kills]
- Announcer #2: Looks like he's planting a C4... In the water! What a terrible move!
- Announcer #1: Eh, I don't know, maybe he has some tricks up his sleeve.
- Announcer #2: Or maybe he just isn't the brightest traitor in the... What do you call a group of terrorists?
- Announcer #1: I'm as clueless as [TRAITOR #2]. Well he's left the C4 with 45 second on it and-- What's this?!
- Announcer #2: Looks like [PLAYER #2] is taking a stroll on the beach... DIRECTLY TOWARD THE C4!
- Announcer #1: [TRAITOR #2] sure is lucky.
- [Player #2 walks crounching and crowbarring the ground up to the C4 underwater, slowly looks up. Cut to shot of his ragdoll flying up into the air]
- Announcer #1: I can't believe he scored a kill off of that thing! Well that leaves 11 innocents left.
- Announcer #2: Let's check on [TRAITOR #3] up in the tower.
- Announcer #1: Looks like he bought a knife, and with that HUGE, you know he's DYING to go on a rampage down the tower stairs.
- Announcer #2: And just in time! A group of players following the detective, [Player #3] is just arriving up the stairs!
- [Traitor #3 throws his knife at the detective and starts shooting his way down the tower]
- Announcer #1: And there goes the knife! He's off like a bullet!
- Announcer #2: Now you see the trick here is to rack up as many kills as possible before anyone has a chance to identify and shoot at you.
- Announcer #1: And it looks like [TRAITOR #3] is doing a good job at it, too! Ohh, but he missed an innocent behind him. This round is over for him--
- Announcer #2: Wait a minute, is that Simon?!
- [Simon is walking behind Traitor #3 doing nothing about him killing 4 innoncents, but instead just asking questions on his mic]
- Announcer #1: Why yes, yes it is! And he's just standing there!
- Announcer #2: I don't think he even has a clue as to what's going on here!
- Announcer #1: Wait! He's steadying his gun... He knows what he's doing...
- Announcer #2: This could be the end of the line for [TRAITOR #3].
- [Simon shoots and kills the traitor, to be killed by a group of 3 innocents a few seconds later]
- Announcer #1: And he's done it! He's killed the traitor! The game is at a close 1 traitor to 7 innocents now.
- Announcer #2: Looks like the crowd will trust him from now on-- Wait a minute, are they going to kill him?
- Announcer #1: Why yes! Make that 6 innocents! That group of 3 innocents must have used Simon's kill as an excuse to shut him up! What has this game come to?....
- Announcer #2: I don't know, [ANNOUNCER #1], I don't know...
- Announcer #1: Well [TRAITOR #2] seems to know, look at him now on the beach with a rifle!
- Announcer #2: He's going to snipe that poor AFK bastard, [PLAYER #3]
- [Traitor #2 snipes him in one shot]
- Announcer #1: Ohh, he dropped like Darkest's internet connection!
- (Announcer #2: What?)
- Announcer #1: Well there are only 5 innocents left.
- Announcer #2: I think that's about to change... check out the tower!
- [2 innocents standing on railing, Player #4 with a crowbar about to push them]
- Announcer #1: What a douche move by [PLAYER #4]!
- [Pushes Player #5 and Player #6]
- Player #5: OH WHAT THE FU-- (In an Algonquin-esque manner)
- Announcer #2: Does he even know the karma system exists?
- Announcer #1: I doubt he knows the RULES even exist.
- Announcer #2: Well that leaves it at 1 to 3. If this traitor has any clue, he should know that he's lucky to be this close to winning.
- Annoucner #1: After that C4 stunt he pulled, I wouldn't count on it.
- Announcer #2: I don't think there's going to be much action for a while though, looks like we've got ourselves a camper!
- [Player #7 is camping in one of the houses, and warning people not to come close]
- Announcer #1: And look, [PLAYER #4] is coming dangerously close to his hideout!
- Player #7: Hey get out of here!
- Player #4: No I don't wanna leave--
- Player #7: I'm warning you, shooting in 5, 4, 3--
- [Player #7 shoots Player #4 early and starts to leave]
- Announcer #1: There are only 2 innocents left!
- Announcer #2: At this point, I'm just glad [PLAYER #4] died, what with all that RDM he did earlier...
- [Player #7 approaches a health pack that he will have to drop a few feet to get to]
- Announcer #1: Looks like he's going for that health pack. At just 69--
- Announcer #2: Heehee!
- Announcer #1 --health, I would go for some health too--
- [Player #7 drops to get the health, but somehow dies of fall damage]
- Announcer #2: WHAT IN THE WORLD?
- Announcer #1: And [PLAYER #7] has somehow died of fall damage! This game is getting worse and worse...
- Announcer #2: At just one versus one, this game has somehow managed to turn out hopeful for the traitors!
- [Traitor #2 starts to approach Player #8]
- Announcer #1: He already has a knife, and since [PLAYER #8] is the last guy left, I'm predicting he buys some armour.
- [Traitor #2 buys a disguiser]
- Announcer #2: I did NOT see that move coming! A disguiser is the worst possible move right now.
- Announcer #1: Maybe he has his reasons...
- Announcer #2: I doubt it.
- [The 2 players meet together, and nothing happens]
- Announcer #1: I'm trying to see what his tactics are here...
- Announcer #2: What tactics?
- Player #8: Heeeeyyy... Am I the last one left? I am, aren't I...
- Announcer #2: The tension is building!
- Traitor #2: RAAAAAAAA!
- [Traitor #2 takes out his knife, and throws it. By the time Player #8 reacts, the knife is airborn, but he manages to headshot Traitor #2 right as he dies]
- Announcer #1: AND THAT'S IT! THE GAME IS OVER!
- Announcer #2: Who won?! I don't even know who won!
- Announcer #1: This is the first ever recorded tie in the history of Terrorist Town!
- Announcer #2: How did that even happen?!
- */
- *ATTN: I DUNNO HOW TO END THIS*
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