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- -=Sync&Corrected by Misiek666=-
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- -=Podnapisi.net=-
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- - Diner looks closed.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:01:23,405 --> 00:01:26,206
- So I can't get
- anything good to eat here?
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- Grilled cheese good?
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- Anything else?
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- Nothing else good.
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- One grilled cheese then.
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- And a Gatorade.
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- Beth, chill.
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- What's she doing in there?
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- No idea, but quit molesting me
- with that noise.
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- My wheel, my horn.
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- Dick.
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- - For real?
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- 00:02:20,395 --> 00:02:22,695
- I guess there's at least
- 21 years of experience
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- in that face.
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- Thanks for that.
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- How long?
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- T Minus 30 seconds?
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- You into space rockets?
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- Are you into medicine?
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- Why? What have you got?
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- Never mind.
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- Heading to a party?
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- Camping.
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- Dressed for it.
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- Have a good time.
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- We already have drinks.
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- Buried in the back.
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- Food stink.
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- Much needed hangover fuel.
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- Punishment
- for staying out latest.
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- You lightweight,
- it was your party.
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- I had first drive this morning,
- but you had no excuse, April.
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- You should have been
- carried out of that bar.
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- I'm glad I went home
- when I did, okay?
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- I'm just starting
- to feel human-ish.
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- So, Suzy, baby,
- as bad as you're feeling,
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- kick back, relax
- and enjoy the view
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- while we drive your ass
- all over the place.
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- Three weeks
- till the driving test, okay?
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- Fourth time, lucky baby!
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- Fuck off, baby!
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- 00:03:59,494 --> 00:04:02,662
- Jackie woke up
- and vommed, by the way.
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- You got a signal?
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- 00:04:03,665 --> 00:04:05,465
- In and out.
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- 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:07,300
- So we must be
- pretty far out then, right?
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- Yup, and it's gonna be
- well worth the journey
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- once you see the view.
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- Do we have to wear
- these costumes the whole way?
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- Do not be a killer of joy.
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- I'm a traditionalist.
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- Besides, it's only
- supposed to be the bride
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- that wears the costume.
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- Nothing about you
- is traditional, Suz.
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- Yeah, and I'm wearing
- the badge as well, aren't I?
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- False advertising.
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- Well, maybe
- you should try it on, Suz,
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- because I have a feeling
- it will fit you like a glove.
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- Ouch.
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- Speaking of sluts,
- you snuck off very quietly
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- with Mr. Creepy
- Film Director guy?
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- Okay.
- You have my full attention.
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- He wasn't that creepy looking.
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- What prompted this "delicit"
- little rendezvous?
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- Well, as you know, Beth,
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- beers and Jagger seem
- to make creepy look interesting.
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- It has been known, yes.
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- Plus, he kept saying I looked
- like Mia Wallace, which helps.
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- From school?
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- The clumsy chick
- who couldn't make cheer squad?
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- No movie lover is our April.
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- No, you ass.
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- The babe from <i>Pulp Fiction,</i>
- Uma Thurman.
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- How many girls with a bob
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- have heard a line like that,
- I wonder?
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- I don't have a bob.
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- I know, I'm just saying
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- I bet it's
- a very well used line.
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- I can see it, actually.
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- Jokes!
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- - Bullshit!
- - -Bullshit!
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- If you're not too busy
- back there, though,
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- we'll hear the rest
- of that story please, thank you.
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- Oh, my God!
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- April, there's really
- not that much to tell.
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- Well, knowing you, I'm sure
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- he didn't go home
- completely empty handed. So?
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- We parked outside
- under a tree by my house,
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- made out.
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- He successfully placed
- his fingers in my panties.
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- I checked his fingernails first.
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- Sufficiently clean.
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- And then, yeah, he adequately
- completed the task...
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- at hand.
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- And then, I started
- to give him a hand too.
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- Oh, stop.
- You're killing me, pornface.
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- Unfortunately for him,
- the porch lights came on
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- a little bit too soon.
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- And I was out of the car
- and inside
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- before he knew
- what was happening.
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- Was a good thing too.
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- My dad was coming out
- to see who was parked.
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- Whatever happened
- to "I do you and you do me?"
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- Shit happens, sweetie.
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- Besides, he was better off
- not getting caught by Dad
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- after an evening
- sponsored by Rittenhouse Rye.
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- Can you imagine?
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- That would have been
- pretty awful.
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- All right.
- Don't get all weird, princess.
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- Oi.
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- "Oi"?
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- "Oi"? You're not English.
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- Poor guy.
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- Thought his number had come up
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- leaving with the high school
- cock-dog eating champion.
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- Please. That tiny thing
- was no challenge.
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- Okay, important part
- of the trip coming up.
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- Halfway selfie stop.
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- - For real, B?
- - -Yes, for real!
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- We gotta record this trip
- for social media posterity.
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- Oh, God! Well, be careful.
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- The internet may actually break
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- under the weight
- of such posterity.
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- Laugh all you want,
- but in 20 years' time,
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- when you can't fit
- in your skinny jeans anymore
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- and you're fetching beers
- for your fat ass grumpy husband,
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- you'll look back at these photos
- and you'll thank me.
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- Wow. Another portion of bleak,
- please.
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- You ladies are in charge.
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- This weekend is all about
- saying farewell to my youth
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- and hello
- to the rest of my life.
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- I'm down. So, record it all.
- Make it count, bitches.
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- Team player!
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- There is always a chance
- she'll look back at these photos
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- and blame us for letting her
- get hitched so damn young.
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- No, don't start that yet.
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- The boyfriend baiting show
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- does not begin
- for at least another hour.
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- Okay. As long as its planned.
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- Why do we have to walk
- so damn high for a picture?
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- This better be
- a damn good ass picture.
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- 00:08:13,781 --> 00:08:16,949
- How about
- that brown sandy backdrop?
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- Oh, wait. How about that one...
- or that one?
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- If we climb up that dune,
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- we ought to get a good one
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- with the angle of the light.
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- Exactly how long have you been
- attending this evening class?
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- You don't take
- a good photograph, you make one.
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- Ah, Christmas cracker wisdom.
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- Just get ready to pose.
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- Beautiful day ain't it?
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- Or a hell of a dream maybe?
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- Wet dream.
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- Monsoon.
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- Locals on a charm offensive.
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- You girls lost out here?
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- Oh, no. We're good.
- Just enjoying the view.
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- 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:07,900
- Sure is easy to get lost
- wandering about these dunes.
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- We won't, don't worry.
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- Photo taken,
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- our friend sat in the car
- waiting for us,
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- so no dramas.
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- Ain't no drama.
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- - Where you headed?
- - Oh, no.
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- Hold on wait,
- enjoy the view a little more.
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- Can I take your picture too?
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- I could give you
- my confession, sister.
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- She's the nun, asshole.
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- Bitch.
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- Oh, no, no way!
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- Oh, please start!
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- I'll be your friend.
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- 00:09:54,983 --> 00:09:56,148
- Time to go, April.
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- Say cheese, motherfucker!
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- No more pictures!
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- Lovely meeting you, fellas.
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- 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:05,337
- Catholic school
- must have been a bitch.
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- 00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:09,035
- Ain't no hiding in the desert.
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- 00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:15,935
- - These costumes have gotta go.
- - Beth, did you have to do that?
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- 00:10:15,937 --> 00:10:17,654
- Of course, she did.
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- 00:10:17,655 --> 00:10:19,372
- It would be no fun without
- some lunatics chasing us.
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- - You know it.
- - -Are you okay, Suz?
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- 00:10:21,676 --> 00:10:24,844
- There's a time and a place
- for hair pulling, am I right?
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- 00:10:24,846 --> 00:10:26,712
- Clearly, you're fine, then.
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- 00:10:26,714 --> 00:10:28,080
- I'm calling this one
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- 00:10:28,082 --> 00:10:30,122
- "The portrait
- of a desert meth head."
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- 00:10:30,785 --> 00:10:32,985
- And its Insta-live.
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- 00:10:32,987 --> 00:10:35,067
- Am I the only one
- that's shook up here?
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- 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,890
- We went to college
- in the deep south, honey.
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- 00:10:37,892 --> 00:10:40,293
- That was just first base.
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- 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:42,695
- I can't see a car, so hopefully
- they aren't following.
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- 00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:44,196
- I saw a red truck
- parked a ways off.
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- 00:10:44,198 --> 00:10:45,931
- It'll take them ages
- to stumble off
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- 00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:48,167
- and get it if they do wanna
- play chase.
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- 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,903
- Uh, that's not
- comforting at all.
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- 00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:53,172
- No more desert stops
- until the campsite now.
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- 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:56,709
- In other news,
- this is a great photo of us.
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- 00:10:56,711 --> 00:10:57,877
- Ooh, let me see. Let me see.
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- 00:10:57,879 --> 00:10:58,879
- One sec.
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- 00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:00,880
- Hiding photos there, Beth?
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- 00:11:00,882 --> 00:11:02,948
- Abso-fucking-lutely.
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- 00:11:04,218 --> 00:11:06,852
- Oh, that is really cute.
- Can you send it to me?
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- 00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:08,688
- Suzy, honey,
- could you pass me my things?
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- 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:10,890
- Just show April
- a photo of herself,
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- 00:11:10,892 --> 00:11:14,026
- and the crazy stalkers
- are instantly forgotten.
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- 00:11:14,028 --> 00:11:16,796
- Uh, like you're any different.
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- 00:11:18,132 --> 00:11:19,582
- Right.
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- 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,663
- Oh, can you help me
- take this off then?
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- 00:11:21,936 --> 00:11:23,469
- What have you got on underneath?
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- 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,173
- Stuff that's fine to drive in.
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- 00:11:27,175 --> 00:11:29,141
- Ooh...
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- 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:33,813
- Ice pack? Chastity belt?
- Granny panties?
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- 00:11:33,815 --> 00:11:35,715
- None of which
- are fine to drive in.
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- Trust me.
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- 00:11:37,185 --> 00:11:39,151
- Ah.
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- 00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:41,020
- And relax.
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- 00:12:07,215 --> 00:12:08,981
- RV park up ahead.
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- 00:12:09,817 --> 00:12:13,152
- - Beth?
- - -Ignore it. Keep going.
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- 00:12:13,154 --> 00:12:16,188
- Ignore the sign for the park
- we've arranged to stay at?
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- Can you please explain?
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- We're going wild camping.
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- 00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:22,828
- There's a spot in the desert
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- where I always wanted to go
- and hike and camp.
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- 00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:27,533
- Just us and the stars,
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- barbecue, beers.
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- 00:12:29,837 --> 00:12:31,070
- It's stunning I promise.
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- 00:12:31,973 --> 00:12:34,306
- Yeah, I mean,
- who needs running water?
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- Or a bathroom.
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- 00:12:36,778 --> 00:12:38,377
- I packed toilet paper.
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- 00:12:39,147 --> 00:12:40,980
- And what about security
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- 00:12:40,982 --> 00:12:42,281
- in the middle
- of the freaking desert?
- 236
- 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,382
- Actually...
- 237
- 00:12:45,052 --> 00:12:46,519
- - Beth!
- 238
- 00:12:46,521 --> 00:12:48,921
- - Oh, my God! You brought it.
- - Why?
- 239
- 00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:51,991
- I borrowed the one that dad
- the no G plays with the least.
- 240
- 00:12:51,993 --> 00:12:54,994
- Oh, you're a G for sure, honey.
- A serious G.
- 241
- 00:12:54,996 --> 00:12:57,530
- You had something
- to do with this, Suzy?
- 242
- 00:12:57,532 --> 00:13:00,132
- I may have pointed out
- the inherent safety issues
- 243
- 00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:03,335
- in desert camping
- and how best to mitigate them.
- 244
- 00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:05,538
- Hush now.
- This is just in case.
- 245
- 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:07,173
- How many horror films start
- 246
- 00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:09,319
- with a bunch of girls
- in the desert, right?
- 247
- 00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:11,177
- Yeah, or an asshole with a gun.
- 248
- 00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:14,146
- Hence why you're not
- touching it, honey.
- 249
- 00:13:15,082 --> 00:13:16,182
- It's true, April.
- 250
- 00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:17,850
- You can be quite an asshole.
- 251
- 00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:19,552
- Well, sorry, sweetie.
- 252
- 00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:21,153
- But if this is a horror movie,
- 253
- 00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:23,989
- obviously I'll be getting
- slaughtered first.
- 254
- 00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:26,158
- Oh, no.
- 255
- 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:28,519
- Okay, can you just keep
- your eyes on the road, bimbette?
- 256
- 00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:30,063
- Ooh, whoo, whoo.
- 257
- 00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:32,299
- Oh.
- 258
- 00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:35,608
- Brought him along
- for the ride, then?
- 259
- 00:13:36,938 --> 00:13:39,271
- Thank God he can't
- actually hear you.
- 260
- 00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:40,973
- I'm not sure
- Ritchie would love you
- 261
- 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:42,975
- and your X-rated date stories.
- 262
- 00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:44,176
- Oh, please.
- 263
- 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:46,145
- Filthy fucking football player.
- 264
- 00:13:46,147 --> 00:13:48,180
- Oh, thanks, Suz.
- 265
- 00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:49,315
- Oh, that's right.
- 266
- 00:13:49,317 --> 00:13:51,584
- He was a virgin when he met you.
- 267
- 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:53,746
- He's a sweet man,
- is all you need to know.
- 268
- 00:13:54,322 --> 00:13:57,189
- Mm-hmm, a sweet man
- who quarterbacked
- 269
- 00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:59,431
- the football team
- through most of high school.
- 270
- 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,926
- And then again at college.
- 271
- 00:14:01,929 --> 00:14:04,063
- - Don't go there, Suz.
- - -I'm just saying.
- 272
- 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:06,065
- I'm sure he barely gave
- the cheerleaders
- 273
- 00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,399
- the time of day at state.
- 274
- 00:14:07,401 --> 00:14:08,934
- Suzy!
- 275
- 00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:10,269
- He's a man
- 276
- 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:12,171
- and, therefore,
- can never be trusted.
- 277
- 00:14:12,173 --> 00:14:14,073
- - Don't marry him.
- - Don't marry him.
- 278
- 00:14:14,075 --> 00:14:15,341
- He's disgusting.
- 279
- 00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:17,610
- - Revolting.
- - Cut off his dick.
- 280
- 00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,612
- Oh.
- 281
- 00:14:19,614 --> 00:14:21,313
- - Too much.
- 282
- 00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:24,149
- Hmm, you're right,
- the wedding's off.
- 283
- 00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:26,919
- But we still get to party
- all weekend, right?
- 284
- 00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:28,120
- Oh, definitely.
- 285
- 00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:29,622
- But you return the gifts.
- 286
- 00:14:29,624 --> 00:14:32,091
- Uh, I can live
- without three toasters.
- 287
- 00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:33,893
- But not without us.
- 288
- 00:14:46,073 --> 00:14:48,641
- What are the chances that we
- missed the turning already?
- 289
- 00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:50,242
- Doubtful,
- 290
- 00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:52,945
- but it was years ago
- that I was out here.
- 291
- 00:14:52,947 --> 00:14:54,280
- So, we just keep driving then?
- 292
- 00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:56,315
- As I recall, we'll see the rock
- 293
- 00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:57,983
- around the time
- we reach the turning.
- 294
- 00:14:57,985 --> 00:15:00,953
- So, no rock, no problems. Yet.
- 295
- 00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:03,422
- Okay, and if we don't
- see the rock,
- 296
- 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,925
- then presumably
- you admit that we're lost
- 297
- 00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:07,693
- and have fucked up
- on an epic scale?
- 298
- 00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:11,330
- Not lost, girls,
- just scenic vibes.
- 299
- 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,620
- Wait, what about
- asking that guy?
- 300
- 00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:18,671
- Would he know?
- 301
- 00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:20,472
- He looks pretty local.
- 302
- 00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:22,408
- An old boy like him
- is bound to know this state
- 303
- 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:24,109
- like the back of his hand.
- 304
- 00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:25,678
- You mean on account of the fact
- 305
- 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,413
- that it used to belong to them?
- 306
- 00:15:27,415 --> 00:15:29,715
- Basically, yeah.
- 307
- 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:32,016
- But let's maybe not have
- that conversation with him.
- 308
- 00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:35,054
- Besides, who said
- he's a Native American?
- 309
- 00:15:35,056 --> 00:15:37,356
- Oh, that's right. He's not
- wearing a Coachella headdress,
- 310
- 00:15:37,358 --> 00:15:38,424
- so he can't be.
- 311
- 00:15:38,426 --> 00:15:39,792
- Oh, my God!
- 312
- 00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,159
- Not the Coachella thing again.
- 313
- 00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:43,162
- Why isn't he moving?
- 314
- 00:15:44,332 --> 00:15:46,398
- I guess we just go
- and ask him, right?
- 315
- 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400
- Great idea.
- 316
- 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:53,005
- Okay, I guess
- I will go and ask him.
- 317
- 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,239
- God.
- 318
- 00:16:02,717 --> 00:16:04,516
- I'm sorry to wake you,
- but do you have any...
- 319
- 00:16:04,518 --> 00:16:06,485
- Come see my art.
- 320
- 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:10,055
- Um, actually, I just need
- directions to Ravens Rock,
- 321
- 00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:11,057
- I don't know...
- 322
- 00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:15,361
- How about I come see your art?
- 323
- 00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:24,003
- This is a beautiful painting
- 324
- 00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:26,005
- of the desert
- we're in right now.
- 325
- 00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:30,376
- Yeah, it's lovely, but I don't
- need any art, I'm afraid.
- 326
- 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:33,012
- And who told you that?
- 327
- 00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:37,016
- Well, no-one, but, I...
- 328
- 00:16:38,052 --> 00:16:39,118
- Um...
- 329
- 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,587
- Where are you headed to,
- mademoiselle?
- 330
- 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:44,256
- Actually, you should ask
- our guide that.
- 331
- 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:45,357
- Uh, Beth!
- 332
- 00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:52,398
- Hello.
- 333
- 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,233
- Do you know
- how to get to Raven Rock?
- 334
- 00:16:54,235 --> 00:16:56,135
- Come to catch a raven?
- 335
- 00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:58,637
- Uh, no.
- 336
- 00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:04,143
- Raven Rock.
- A good place for answers.
- 337
- 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,814
- Assuming you got a question.
- 338
- 00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:11,150
- And hopefully, a good place
- to camp, I'm told.
- 339
- 00:17:14,422 --> 00:17:15,654
- Good friends?
- 340
- 00:17:17,058 --> 00:17:18,590
- Yeah, why?
- 341
- 00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:23,328
- Friendship
- can be as blind as love,
- 342
- 00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:27,666
- but the raven can illuminate
- the truth among the lies.
- 343
- 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:31,236
- It brings changes,
- 344
- 00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:34,406
- both wanted and unwanted.
- 345
- 00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:38,477
- The raven can take many forms.
- 346
- 00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:43,215
- Perhaps you're the raven.
- 347
- 00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:46,351
- No. Dude, I'm not the raven.
- 348
- 00:17:47,321 --> 00:17:49,288
- You.
- 349
- 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:51,356
- Let me have
- your hand for a moment.
- 350
- 00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:55,388
- - April.
- - Shh.
- 351
- 00:18:01,235 --> 00:18:04,303
- I have a painting for you,
- mademoiselle.
- 352
- 00:18:04,305 --> 00:18:06,371
- I really don't want
- any pictures, sir.
- 353
- 00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,474
- But a map?
- 354
- 00:18:08,476 --> 00:18:11,443
- One that your guide
- can follow to Raven Rock,
- 355
- 00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:13,312
- just as you had asked.
- 356
- 00:18:13,314 --> 00:18:15,447
- Not quite G Maps is it?
- 357
- 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,484
- We are here.
- 358
- 00:18:18,486 --> 00:18:22,521
- It's there,
- and the road runs this way.
- 359
- 00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:24,223
- Thank you.
- 360
- 00:18:26,393 --> 00:18:27,326
- Ten bucks.
- 361
- 00:18:27,328 --> 00:18:29,561
- Oh. Of course.
- 362
- 00:18:39,673 --> 00:18:41,507
- Good sale.
- 363
- 00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:43,308
- Good value.
- 364
- 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:46,745
- Good luck.
- 365
- 00:18:55,422 --> 00:18:56,488
- That was intense.
- 366
- 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,458
- Is the map
- really making sense, Beth?
- 367
- 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:00,926
- Kinda.
- 368
- 00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:02,227
- But we'll know soon enough.
- 369
- 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:05,230
- Good, 'cause I am fucking bored
- 370
- 00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:06,565
- of sitting in this tin can.
- 371
- 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:09,168
- My ass hurts.
- I need to stretch out.
- 372
- 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:10,369
- Shut up, backseat.
- 373
- 00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:12,437
- Oh, backseat,
- what's up with you?
- 374
- 00:19:12,439 --> 00:19:13,739
- Can I just see the map?
- 375
- 00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:17,442
- Be careful with that, though.
- It's a nice souvenir.
- 376
- 00:19:18,412 --> 00:19:23,382
- The only thing I want to know
- is why the fuck am I the raven?
- 377
- 00:19:28,389 --> 00:19:30,522
- Okay, see that way up there?
- 378
- 00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:32,658
- Yeah. Is that the rock?
- 379
- 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:34,660
- Jesus, as if we could miss that.
- 380
- 00:20:00,955 --> 00:20:02,754
- Okay, well,
- next time you say 30,
- 381
- 00:20:02,756 --> 00:20:04,323
- I'll know to double it.
- 382
- 00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:06,959
- Ladies and bitches, I give you
- 383
- 00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:10,395
- Smoke Creek State Park
- and Raven Rock.
- 384
- 00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:12,631
- Now tell me it wasn't worth
- the extra drive.
- 385
- 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,534
- Well, I have to say
- freaking yes, baby.
- 386
- 00:20:15,536 --> 00:20:17,269
- This is stunning.
- 387
- 00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:19,705
- Where are all the ravens?
- 388
- 00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:21,573
- Enough with the ravens.
- 389
- 00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:23,675
- Are we actually
- in a reservation right now?
- 390
- 00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:25,577
- Maybe close to.
- Otherwise, he wouldn't have made
- 391
- 00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:27,346
- such a big deal about the place.
- 392
- 00:20:27,348 --> 00:20:28,714
- They say the whole area
- 393
- 00:20:28,716 --> 00:20:30,716
- is pretty mystical,
- etcetera, etcetera.
- 394
- 00:20:30,718 --> 00:20:32,351
- Wow, they do?
- 395
- 00:20:32,353 --> 00:20:35,654
- Oh, yeah.
- Lots of stories and stuff.
- 396
- 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:38,590
- I have to admit,
- I don't know anything about it.
- 397
- 00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:40,392
- Neither do I.
- 398
- 00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:43,996
- Oh, yeah, this whole area
- is literally littered
- 399
- 00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:45,430
- with graves and stuff,
- 400
- 00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:46,698
- stories about peeps
- 401
- 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,734
- seeing things here
- that go way back.
- 402
- 00:20:48,736 --> 00:20:50,769
- Graves?
- 403
- 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,338
- Oh, no, come on, you guys,
- please tell me we are not here
- 404
- 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,440
- on some sort of ghost hunt.
- 405
- 00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:57,342
- Come on. It's not
- for a bachelorette party.
- 406
- 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,745
- A dumbass bachelor party
- maybe, but...
- 407
- 00:20:59,747 --> 00:21:01,713
- - April?
- - -What?
- 408
- 00:21:01,715 --> 00:21:03,048
- How's your leg?
- 409
- 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,750
- What?
- 410
- 00:21:04,752 --> 00:21:06,168
- Why?
- 411
- 00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:07,585
- I don't know, Beth is yanking
- on it really hard.
- 412
- 00:21:07,588 --> 00:21:09,521
- Are you serious?
- 413
- 00:21:09,523 --> 00:21:12,324
- Honey, you should see your face.
- 414
- 00:21:12,326 --> 00:21:14,559
- This place is known
- for pretty rocks
- 415
- 00:21:14,561 --> 00:21:15,694
- and sweet nothing else
- 416
- 00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:16,795
- as far as I know.
- 417
- 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,630
- So let's get ready to camp,
- 418
- 00:21:18,632 --> 00:21:20,365
- so we can hike up for the view,
- 419
- 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:22,501
- and be back in time
- for a feast at sunset.
- 420
- 00:21:22,503 --> 00:21:25,771
- Oh, God! Please,
- let's stretch first, you sadist.
- 421
- 00:21:25,773 --> 00:21:27,572
- If you're gonna do it, do it.
- 422
- 00:21:27,574 --> 00:21:29,774
- But you're not getting
- out of any unpacking.
- 423
- 00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:31,810
- Wait for me, you bitches.
- 424
- 00:21:47,528 --> 00:21:49,761
- That's the last of it.
- 425
- 00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:51,830
- Comfy, Suz?
- 426
- 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,732
- Just rinsing off your beer.
- 427
- 00:21:54,735 --> 00:21:56,855
- I propose we catch
- the last of the sun.
- 428
- 00:21:57,687 --> 00:21:58,703
- Okay, don't get too comfortable.
- 429
- 00:21:58,706 --> 00:22:00,405
- I second it.
- 430
- 00:22:00,407 --> 00:22:02,074
- We haven't even set up
- properly yet.
- 431
- 00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:05,477
- Let's just take
- a quick moment of relaxation.
- 432
- 00:22:05,479 --> 00:22:07,846
- Come on, Beth, it's my party.
- 433
- 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:10,615
- Okay, fine,
- but I'm not doing it on my own.
- 434
- 00:22:11,452 --> 00:22:13,385
- Tunes on, please.
- 435
- 00:22:15,489 --> 00:22:17,456
- Okay, fine. Chill.
- 436
- 00:22:18,092 --> 00:22:20,659
- I have to charge my phone
- soon, anyway.
- 437
- 00:22:23,831 --> 00:22:27,766
- Oh, good, difficult jazz.
- 438
- 00:22:28,569 --> 00:22:30,435
- Maybe you are the raven.
- 439
- 00:22:30,437 --> 00:22:31,636
- Shh.
- 440
- 00:22:45,552 --> 00:22:49,121
- Okay, girls, so, in high school
- our goal was to go to college,
- 441
- 00:22:49,123 --> 00:22:50,822
- which we've already done now.
- 442
- 00:22:50,824 --> 00:22:52,708
- Woo-hoo!
- 443
- 00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:54,593
- We've barely had any time
- since we've been back
- 444
- 00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:57,496
- to catch up and hang out
- just the three of us.
- 445
- 00:22:57,498 --> 00:22:59,531
- So, Ape, what's the next move?
- 446
- 00:22:59,533 --> 00:23:01,133
- Ape!
- 447
- 00:23:01,869 --> 00:23:03,435
- Ha-ha.
- 448
- 00:23:03,437 --> 00:23:05,804
- Don't fucking call me that
- again, Floozy!
- 449
- 00:23:05,806 --> 00:23:07,639
- Okay, okay. Come on.
- 450
- 00:23:08,142 --> 00:23:09,741
- Well, shit, sweetie,
- if you recall,
- 451
- 00:23:09,743 --> 00:23:11,710
- I am getting married
- in a minute.
- 452
- 00:23:11,712 --> 00:23:14,479
- So it's kind of taken up
- all my time since I got back.
- 453
- 00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:16,848
- And then it's all baking
- and babies for you.
- 454
- 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,851
- Yeah, for sure,
- as soon as possible.
- 455
- 00:23:19,853 --> 00:23:22,187
- No, okay.
- Well, not right away, right?
- 456
- 00:23:22,189 --> 00:23:23,922
- You just spent
- all that time studying.
- 457
- 00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:26,044
- I'm sure you wanna
- use it for something.
- 458
- 00:23:26,527 --> 00:23:28,143
- Well, yeah, but, I mean,
- 459
- 00:23:28,144 --> 00:23:29,760
- there's not a ton
- of journalism jobs back home,
- 460
- 00:23:29,763 --> 00:23:33,598
- so I might have to think exactly
- how I wanna use my degree.
- 461
- 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,901
- Yeah, well, you're not planning
- to stay back there, anyway.
- 462
- 00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:38,870
- Bright lights, big city,
- remember?
- 463
- 00:23:38,872 --> 00:23:41,606
- Yeah, but Ritchie and I
- have talked about it
- 464
- 00:23:41,608 --> 00:23:44,709
- and he and my mom agree
- that maybe running away
- 465
- 00:23:44,711 --> 00:23:46,751
- straight off
- is not the right call.
- 466
- 00:23:47,815 --> 00:23:49,014
- Here it comes.
- 467
- 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:50,916
- Here what comes?
- 468
- 00:23:50,918 --> 00:23:52,984
- Ritchie and your mom agree?
- 469
- 00:23:52,986 --> 00:23:55,987
- Babe, Ritchie and your mom
- 470
- 00:23:55,989 --> 00:23:58,457
- don't need
- to be planning life for you.
- 471
- 00:23:59,526 --> 00:24:01,660
- I have a say in it too, girls.
- 472
- 00:24:01,662 --> 00:24:03,962
- Does Ritchie's job with his dad
- have anything to do with it?
- 473
- 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:06,731
- Oh, come on, we would be dumb
- to turn that down.
- 474
- 00:24:07,201 --> 00:24:09,935
- Ah, Ritchie, good guy,
- 475
- 00:24:09,937 --> 00:24:11,837
- but he wasn't gonna go
- anywhere far from home
- 476
- 00:24:11,839 --> 00:24:14,539
- with a job for life
- dangled in front of him.
- 477
- 00:24:18,579 --> 00:24:20,629
- Wow.
- 478
- 00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:23,190
- I didn't realize the two of you
- thought so highly of my fiancé.
- 479
- 00:24:23,951 --> 00:24:25,817
- Honestly, girls,
- it's a well-paid job,
- 480
- 00:24:25,819 --> 00:24:28,219
- and he'll probably end up
- running the company one day.
- 481
- 00:24:28,956 --> 00:24:31,790
- Do any of us have a good
- an offer as that on the table?
- 482
- 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:32,891
- Huh?
- 483
- 00:24:35,596 --> 00:24:37,829
- Actually...
- 484
- 00:24:37,831 --> 00:24:40,031
- I have some job news
- I was saving up.
- 485
- 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:45,036
- Well, come on, missy,
- let's hear it.
- 486
- 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,707
- I was up for a kinesiologist
- assistant position...
- 487
- 00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:51,810
- - Yes?
- - -Yes?
- 488
- 00:24:51,812 --> 00:24:53,578
- For a team...
- 489
- 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,013
- - Yes.
- - -Yes.
- 490
- 00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,815
- I wasn't sure
- I was gonna get it...
- 491
- 00:24:56,817 --> 00:24:59,050
- Jesus, Beth, just spit it out.
- 492
- 00:24:59,052 --> 00:25:00,986
- I was on the card, y'all!
- 493
- 00:25:02,589 --> 00:25:04,923
- - Oh, my God! That's amazing.
- - I know.
- 494
- 00:25:04,925 --> 00:25:08,026
- It's so junior, but the coach
- is a huge track fan
- 495
- 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:10,262
- and he knows me
- from my stuff in college,
- 496
- 00:25:10,264 --> 00:25:12,464
- so they were really keen
- to give me a shot.
- 497
- 00:25:12,866 --> 00:25:16,835
- - Wait, so does that mean...
- - No.
- 498
- 00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:19,771
- Yup, I'm moving to Glendale.
- 499
- 00:25:20,274 --> 00:25:21,740
- You're moving?
- 500
- 00:25:21,742 --> 00:25:22,874
- Well, the job doesn't come
- 501
- 00:25:22,876 --> 00:25:24,643
- with free chopper rides, honey,
- 502
- 00:25:24,645 --> 00:25:26,611
- so yes, I gotta go.
- 503
- 00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:29,281
- But what about the Phys Ed job
- back here then?
- 504
- 00:25:29,283 --> 00:25:30,666
- Jacked it!
- 505
- 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:32,050
- I gotta get the fuck out
- of the village
- 506
- 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:36,755
- and up close and personal
- with some pro-football torso!
- 507
- 00:25:38,825 --> 00:25:41,693
- I'm just kidding
- about the village, honey.
- 508
- 00:25:41,695 --> 00:25:42,994
- But just remember, don't settle
- 509
- 00:25:42,996 --> 00:25:45,096
- for anything less
- than what you want.
- 510
- 00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:47,666
- I know. I know.
- 511
- 00:25:47,668 --> 00:25:50,669
- And you know that I'm happy
- for you, you little shit.
- 512
- 00:25:51,972 --> 00:25:54,573
- Can I give you
- one piece of advice?
- 513
- 00:25:54,575 --> 00:25:55,674
- Of course.
- 514
- 00:25:58,579 --> 00:26:01,913
- Try not to do the entire team
- in the first week.
- 515
- 00:26:04,051 --> 00:26:06,117
- Just space it out a bit, please.
- 516
- 00:26:08,421 --> 00:26:10,722
- Understanding your college
- strategy a bit more now, Suz.
- 517
- 00:26:10,724 --> 00:26:12,958
- It's all juice
- for the book after all.
- 518
- 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,327
- Oh, my God! How far
- have you got with it now?
- 519
- 00:26:15,329 --> 00:26:18,063
- Oh, yeah, when is
- <i>The Twerker in the Rye</i>
- 520
- 00:26:18,065 --> 00:26:19,664
- hitting the bookshelves?
- 521
- 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:21,800
- Uh, <i>The Trasher in the Rye.</i>
- 522
- 00:26:21,802 --> 00:26:24,102
- <i>Do The Nasty in the Rye.</i>
- 523
- 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,071
- Okay, okay.
- 524
- 00:26:26,073 --> 00:26:27,872
- All are better titles
- 525
- 00:26:27,874 --> 00:26:30,075
- than <i>What I really learned</i>
- <i>in College</i>
- 526
- 00:26:30,077 --> 00:26:31,776
- by Suzy Fisher
- 527
- 00:26:31,778 --> 00:26:32,778
- Copyright!
- 528
- 00:26:34,931 --> 00:26:37,115
- No, I reckon
- I'm about three quarters in.
- 529
- 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:38,817
- I'm just thinking about adding
- 530
- 00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:41,152
- a "what it was like
- coming home" bit.
- 531
- 00:26:41,154 --> 00:26:42,721
- Starring us.
- 532
- 00:26:42,723 --> 00:26:44,022
- Well, obvs.
- 533
- 00:26:44,024 --> 00:26:45,223
- It's always about you.
- 534
- 00:26:47,794 --> 00:26:51,830
- Well, I can't wait to read it,
- babe, so hurry the fuck up.
- 535
- 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,633
- Me neither.
- 536
- 00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:56,701
- Knowing you,
- it'll be pretty X-rated!
- 537
- 00:26:56,703 --> 00:26:58,970
- So, in that case,
- 538
- 00:26:58,972 --> 00:27:00,805
- I suggest...
- 539
- 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:04,042
- that we toast
- 540
- 00:27:04,044 --> 00:27:07,712
- to some pretty good shit
- that we got going on.
- 541
- 00:27:12,886 --> 00:27:14,419
- To us, ladies.
- 542
- 00:27:14,421 --> 00:27:16,855
- Nothing more, nothing less.
- 543
- 00:27:16,857 --> 00:27:17,922
- Ooh!
- 544
- 00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:43,682
- What is going on?
- 545
- 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,960
- Girls, wake up,
- the lights have gone out.
- 546
- 00:27:55,962 --> 00:27:58,229
- Solar ones don't last
- the whole night.
- 547
- 00:27:58,231 --> 00:28:00,432
- Go back to sleep.
- 548
- 00:28:00,434 --> 00:28:03,168
- There was a noise, I
- think. Suzy, did you hear it?
- 549
- 00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:06,705
- Until I need to pee,
- I don't care.
- 550
- 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:10,075
- Then I'll just pee on you,
- prom queen.
- 551
- 00:28:11,712 --> 00:28:13,078
- Okay, fine.
- If you're not worrying,
- 552
- 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,312
- then I won't either.
- 553
- 00:28:21,855 --> 00:28:23,188
- Something's here with us.
- 554
- 00:28:24,925 --> 00:28:27,325
- - Beth!
- - -I heard it, shush.
- 555
- 00:28:31,765 --> 00:28:34,132
- Okay, fuckface, We are gonna...
- 556
- 00:28:34,901 --> 00:28:36,167
- Who's out there?
- 557
- 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,504
- Listen, this isn't funny
- anymore, okay?
- 558
- 00:28:39,506 --> 00:28:41,106
- So, why don't you
- and your friend just...
- 559
- 00:28:41,108 --> 00:28:44,075
- Hey, you ever seen
- what a 9mm pistol
- 560
- 00:28:44,077 --> 00:28:45,277
- will do to an assholes face?
- 561
- 00:28:50,784 --> 00:28:52,817
- Fuck off! I will shoot you.
- 562
- 00:28:52,819 --> 00:28:54,486
- Ah, something's touching me.
- 563
- 00:28:54,488 --> 00:28:55,920
- Stop it. It's just me, okay?
- 564
- 00:28:55,922 --> 00:28:57,188
- Stay close.
- You okay? Just stay close.
- 565
- 00:28:57,190 --> 00:28:58,256
- What's happening?
- 566
- 00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,158
- Quiet, something's moving.
- 567
- 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,826
- Ah, something just hit me.
- 568
- 00:29:01,828 --> 00:29:03,962
- I warned you, don't come close.
- 569
- 00:29:03,964 --> 00:29:05,130
- Oh, my God!
- 570
- 00:29:05,132 --> 00:29:06,498
- Something just fucking hit me,
- 571
- 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,832
- and now my ears are ringing.
- 572
- 00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:08,834
- What the fuck?
- 573
- 00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:13,838
- Here are all
- the missing lights, very funny.
- 574
- 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,041
- Throw some around, so we can see
- who's still out here.
- 575
- 00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:18,543
- Just assholes
- trying to scare us.
- 576
- 00:29:18,545 --> 00:29:19,911
- I'm way past scared, okay?
- 577
- 00:29:19,913 --> 00:29:21,079
- If I wasn't half drunk
- right now,
- 578
- 00:29:21,081 --> 00:29:22,981
- I'd be fucking freaking out.
- 579
- 00:29:22,983 --> 00:29:24,949
- They were just pulling
- a shitty prank on us.
- 580
- 00:29:24,951 --> 00:29:26,551
- Then why fire a gun, Beth?
- 581
- 00:29:26,553 --> 00:29:28,086
- It was just a warning shot.
- 582
- 00:29:28,088 --> 00:29:29,088
- Shush and listen.
- 583
- 00:29:31,091 --> 00:29:32,674
- What are they doing?
- 584
- 00:29:32,675 --> 00:29:34,258
- I think
- they're by where we parked now.
- 585
- 00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:37,929
- Yes, I locked it,
- before you ask.
- 586
- 00:29:39,933 --> 00:29:42,133
- We scared the shit out of them.
- 587
- 00:29:42,135 --> 00:29:43,802
- And out of me a little bit too.
- 588
- 00:29:43,804 --> 00:29:45,403
- Yeah, and me too, a lot.
- 589
- 00:29:46,339 --> 00:29:48,206
- I'll kick your ass
- if you come back!
- 590
- 00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:49,808
- If only they could hear you,
- 591
- 00:29:49,810 --> 00:29:51,910
- I'm sure they'd be
- scared shitless.
- 592
- 00:29:51,912 --> 00:29:53,578
- Yeah, or they might
- actually come back.
- 593
- 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:54,946
- Let's avoid that.
- 594
- 00:29:54,947 --> 00:29:56,313
- If they wanted
- to do anything serious,
- 595
- 00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:57,348
- they would, right?
- 596
- 00:29:57,350 --> 00:29:59,050
- Let's just all relax.
- 597
- 00:29:59,052 --> 00:30:00,852
- And since we went to the trouble
- 598
- 00:30:00,854 --> 00:30:04,088
- of unpacking a tent,
- let's just sleep in it.
- 599
- 00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:06,124
- As opposed
- to just leaving? Quickly?
- 600
- 00:30:06,126 --> 00:30:09,160
- There's no way
- that I can go back to sleep.
- 601
- 00:30:09,162 --> 00:30:13,264
- I'm sure those idiots realized
- it's bedtime and gone for good.
- 602
- 00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:16,901
- Besides, it's gonna be light
- soon anyway, we can stay awake.
- 603
- 00:30:16,903 --> 00:30:19,304
- Tomorrow we'll switch camp
- just to be sure.
- 604
- 00:30:19,306 --> 00:30:21,172
- But do we even wanna be
- inside a camp?
- 605
- 00:30:21,174 --> 00:30:23,174
- We can't see what's outside.
- 606
- 00:30:23,176 --> 00:30:25,376
- We only have to watch
- the entrance this way.
- 607
- 00:30:39,326 --> 00:30:41,159
- I'm still a bit drunk.
- 608
- 00:30:42,996 --> 00:30:44,329
- I'm still on edge.
- 609
- 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,932
- There's sleeping tablets
- in my bag,
- 610
- 00:30:47,934 --> 00:30:49,400
- but you have to get them.
- 611
- 00:30:50,170 --> 00:30:52,270
- My real deal baby blues.
- 612
- 00:30:54,608 --> 00:30:56,341
- I'll manage, thanks.
- 613
- 00:30:58,011 --> 00:30:59,277
- They'll knock you out.
- 614
- 00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:01,880
- I'm not going to sleep.
- 615
- 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,183
- - Me neither.
- - Me neither.
- 616
- 00:31:26,106 --> 00:31:27,906
- Your face is hot.
- 617
- 00:31:29,676 --> 00:31:31,509
- It's too early for flirting.
- 618
- 00:31:33,113 --> 00:31:37,382
- No. I mean,
- it's like 150 degrees in here.
- 619
- 00:31:37,384 --> 00:31:39,918
- Good morning to you too.
- 620
- 00:31:41,221 --> 00:31:44,422
- I can see we all kept watch
- diligently.
- 621
- 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:48,092
- Is Action Jackson still on duty?
- 622
- 00:31:48,094 --> 00:31:49,094
- Yes.
- 623
- 00:31:50,163 --> 00:31:51,262
- No.
- 624
- 00:31:51,264 --> 00:31:52,463
- I don't know.
- 625
- 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,234
- I think I maybe got
- an hour's sleep.
- 626
- 00:31:56,236 --> 00:31:59,203
- Same. I'm fried.
- 627
- 00:32:02,309 --> 00:32:05,376
- I can't actually
- fucking breathe in here.
- 628
- 00:32:06,146 --> 00:32:08,279
- You would think
- with such discomfort
- 629
- 00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:11,182
- it would force us out of bed.
- 630
- 00:32:11,184 --> 00:32:14,085
- Plus, I know
- Beth must be hungry.
- 631
- 00:32:15,288 --> 00:32:16,721
- Beth,
- 632
- 00:32:16,723 --> 00:32:18,456
- is your stomach rumbling yet?
- 633
- 00:32:21,695 --> 00:32:23,494
- It is, isn't it?
- 634
- 00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:26,998
- Beth?
- 635
- 00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,067
- Beth!
- 636
- 00:32:30,036 --> 00:32:31,202
- Fuck. I fold.
- 637
- 00:32:32,105 --> 00:32:33,105
- Let me out.
- 638
- 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:37,976
- An athlete's weakness
- is her stomach.
- 639
- 00:32:48,455 --> 00:32:49,988
- I'm starved.
- 640
- 00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:52,423
- I know. I'll help
- get some eggs on the go.
- 641
- 00:32:52,425 --> 00:32:56,294
- Uh, start with coffee
- if you'd like to avert homicide.
- 642
- 00:32:56,296 --> 00:32:58,563
- Start with food,
- or I go cannibal.
- 643
- 00:33:07,307 --> 00:33:09,774
- That was definitely coming
- from where we parked.
- 644
- 00:33:27,761 --> 00:33:29,794
- Is that them again?
- 645
- 00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,229
- Third time lucky.
- 646
- 00:33:31,231 --> 00:33:32,497
- What do you mean third?
- 647
- 00:33:32,499 --> 00:33:37,335
- Yeah, they passed us on the road
- after we got the map.
- 648
- 00:33:37,337 --> 00:33:39,470
- Same truck, anyway.
- 649
- 00:33:39,472 --> 00:33:41,512
- While we were buying the map,
- right?
- 650
- 00:33:42,108 --> 00:33:44,175
- No. After that.
- 651
- 00:33:44,177 --> 00:33:46,110
- A little way down
- from that artist guy.
- 652
- 00:33:46,112 --> 00:33:48,079
- Maybe its four, then.
- 653
- 00:33:48,081 --> 00:33:50,381
- A car like that passed us
- while we were paying.
- 654
- 00:33:50,383 --> 00:33:53,284
- These guys have stalked us
- four times now?
- 655
- 00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:54,519
- Jesus, you guys!
- 656
- 00:33:54,521 --> 00:33:56,788
- Why didn't either of you
- speak up?
- 657
- 00:33:56,790 --> 00:33:59,157
- I just didn't wanna worry
- everyone when I wasn't sure.
- 658
- 00:33:59,159 --> 00:34:00,558
- Oh, cool. Great, thanks.
- 659
- 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,260
- Thank you so much
- for bringing me
- 660
- 00:34:02,262 --> 00:34:04,342
- into the middle of nowhere
- for safety.
- 661
- 00:34:05,198 --> 00:34:08,066
- If it's okay with you,
- I'd like to not stay out here
- 662
- 00:34:08,068 --> 00:34:10,334
- a second longer with these
- fucking crazies stalking us.
- 663
- 00:34:10,336 --> 00:34:12,070
- Let's pack up our shit, please,
- 664
- 00:34:12,072 --> 00:34:14,338
- and maybe try
- the actual campsite, okay?
- 665
- 00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:17,241
- - Maybe you're right.
- - No, no, no.
- 666
- 00:34:17,243 --> 00:34:18,576
- No more maybes.
- My party, my call.
- 667
- 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:20,144
- Let's pack up now,
- please, and lets...
- 668
- 00:34:20,146 --> 00:34:22,346
- - Look at the wheel.
- - What?
- 669
- 00:34:22,816 --> 00:34:24,249
- No way.
- 670
- 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,570
- Ritchie checked the whole car
- over before we left.
- 671
- 00:34:28,421 --> 00:34:29,587
- Oh, my God!
- 672
- 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,289
- The caps are gone.
- 673
- 00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:33,157
- It must have been those guys.
- 674
- 00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,093
- - Tell me you have a spare.
- - Of course I have a spare.
- 675
- 00:34:35,095 --> 00:34:36,127
- I'm not an idiot.
- 676
- 00:34:36,129 --> 00:34:37,528
- How about two spares?
- 677
- 00:34:38,231 --> 00:34:39,831
- - What?
- - -Same deal.
- 678
- 00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,232
- Real jokers.
- 679
- 00:34:44,571 --> 00:34:46,104
- Oh, my God!
- 680
- 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,760
- I'm gonna have to call
- someone out here.
- 681
- 00:34:53,446 --> 00:34:54,479
- No signal.
- 682
- 00:34:58,218 --> 00:34:59,383
- Ditto.
- 683
- 00:35:01,187 --> 00:35:03,627
- It's charging at the camp,
- but don't get your hopes up.
- 684
- 00:35:04,224 --> 00:35:06,624
- So are you saying we're gonna
- have to walk out of here?
- 685
- 00:35:08,428 --> 00:35:10,862
- We cannot stay here
- another night.
- 686
- 00:35:10,864 --> 00:35:12,714
- I hope we don't have to,
- 687
- 00:35:12,715 --> 00:35:14,565
- but it's better than walking
- around here all night.
- 688
- 00:35:14,567 --> 00:35:17,168
- It's about 40 miles
- just to the main road.
- 689
- 00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:19,203
- A dawn start, for sure.
- 690
- 00:35:19,205 --> 00:35:22,240
- Besides, if those idiots
- do decide to come back again,
- 691
- 00:35:22,242 --> 00:35:24,642
- another little warning shot
- will probably scare them off.
- 692
- 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,878
- Yeah, or maybe they'll just
- fucking shoot back.
- 693
- 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,913
- - Not helping, Suz.
- - -I'm not trying to.
- 694
- 00:35:28,915 --> 00:35:30,515
- This is really bad.
- 695
- 00:35:30,517 --> 00:35:32,350
- Oh, my God!
- What are we gonna do?
- 696
- 00:35:32,352 --> 00:35:33,518
- Calm down, Ape.
- 697
- 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,887
- - Don't fucking call me Ape!
- - Okay, okay.
- 698
- 00:35:35,889 --> 00:35:38,322
- Let's just all wait and see
- if I have a signal
- 699
- 00:35:38,324 --> 00:35:39,891
- before we get
- completely freaked out, okay?
- 700
- 00:35:39,893 --> 00:35:42,160
- Fine. Come on.
- 701
- 00:35:43,229 --> 00:35:44,562
- I'm sorry, I shouted.
- 702
- 00:35:44,564 --> 00:35:46,564
- It's all right. Don't worry.
- 703
- 00:35:46,566 --> 00:35:48,366
- It's all right.
- 704
- 00:35:54,641 --> 00:35:56,474
- Dumb bitch.
- 705
- 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,684
- Don't worry, those guys
- are not gonna come back.
- 706
- 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:07,952
- We're gonna get signal,
- 707
- 00:36:07,954 --> 00:36:09,387
- we're just gonna get
- out of here.
- 708
- 00:36:09,389 --> 00:36:11,589
- We'll be okay. Don't worry.
- 709
- 00:36:13,493 --> 00:36:16,260
- I can't. I have to go pee.
- 710
- 00:36:21,501 --> 00:36:23,367
- Hey, cowgirl.
- 711
- 00:36:23,369 --> 00:36:25,409
- You left a present
- for our friends.
- 712
- 00:36:25,572 --> 00:36:27,338
- Stick it on the cooler, Suz.
- 713
- 00:36:40,486 --> 00:36:42,420
- April!
- 714
- 00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:45,556
- No, no, no, Beth. Beth, Beth.
- 715
- 00:36:45,558 --> 00:36:47,225
- Give me my phone,
- we need to call 911.
- 716
- 00:36:47,227 --> 00:36:48,659
- Keep your hand on this.
- Keep your hand on this.
- 717
- 00:36:48,661 --> 00:36:51,662
- Give me my phone!
- Give me my fucking phone!
- 718
- 00:36:51,664 --> 00:36:53,965
- - But the phones don't work.
- - I don't know.
- 719
- 00:36:55,401 --> 00:36:56,834
- I still don't have
- any fucking signal.
- 720
- 00:36:56,835 --> 00:36:58,268
- - April, what did I do?
- - You shot her, Suzy!
- 721
- 00:36:58,271 --> 00:36:59,437
- Come on, come on, Beth.
- 722
- 00:36:59,439 --> 00:37:00,705
- Come on, baby.
- 723
- 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:02,748
- It was an accident.
- 724
- 00:37:05,278 --> 00:37:06,644
- I just killed her.
- 725
- 00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:11,983
- Keep your hand like this.
- 726
- 00:37:11,985 --> 00:37:13,317
- Beth!
- 727
- 00:37:13,319 --> 00:37:15,586
- Wake up, wake up!
- 728
- 00:37:15,588 --> 00:37:17,255
- Oh, my God,
- I'm gonna go to prison.
- 729
- 00:37:17,257 --> 00:37:18,656
- I'm gonna go to prison, April.
- 730
- 00:37:18,658 --> 00:37:20,524
- They're gonna send me to prison.
- April, April.
- 731
- 00:37:20,526 --> 00:37:21,692
- - April!
- - What?
- 732
- 00:37:21,694 --> 00:37:22,994
- She's dead! I don't know, okay?
- 733
- 00:37:22,996 --> 00:37:25,029
- She's fucking dead, she's dead!
- 734
- 00:37:25,031 --> 00:37:26,530
- What do you want me to tell you?
- 735
- 00:37:26,532 --> 00:37:28,266
- Come on.
- 736
- 00:37:30,036 --> 00:37:32,270
- It was an accident.
- 737
- 00:37:33,306 --> 00:37:34,306
- Beth!
- 738
- 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,508
- I think we should hike up high
- and get a signal.
- 739
- 00:38:10,510 --> 00:38:12,630
- I mean, we can't just
- sit here like this.
- 740
- 00:38:16,049 --> 00:38:18,049
- In the movies,
- 741
- 00:38:18,051 --> 00:38:19,750
- when somebody
- dies in the desert,
- 742
- 00:38:19,752 --> 00:38:21,452
- the vultures come.
- 743
- 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:24,422
- I thought you were
- gonna cover her.
- 744
- 00:38:24,424 --> 00:38:25,424
- Suzy, come on.
- 745
- 00:38:26,659 --> 00:38:27,925
- Come on.
- 746
- 00:38:29,796 --> 00:38:31,429
- Let's do it.
- 747
- 00:38:48,381 --> 00:38:50,748
- Okay, do you wanna go
- get changed?
- 748
- 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:51,816
- Yeah.
- 749
- 00:39:15,842 --> 00:39:18,082
- Oh, my God, it's Beth's phone,
- it has signal!
- 750
- 00:39:18,811 --> 00:39:22,380
- April, are you calling 911?
- 751
- 00:39:25,585 --> 00:39:27,551
- April, what is it?
- 752
- 00:39:27,553 --> 00:39:29,420
- It's a message from Ritchie.
- 753
- 00:39:30,923 --> 00:39:32,656
- Your fiancé, Ritchie?
- 754
- 00:39:32,658 --> 00:39:34,792
- Yeah, my Ritchie.
- 755
- 00:39:35,928 --> 00:39:37,661
- What is he messaging her about?
- 756
- 00:39:43,870 --> 00:39:47,772
- Um, he said, uh...
- 757
- 00:39:47,774 --> 00:39:50,408
- April, what did he say?
- 758
- 00:39:55,615 --> 00:39:57,548
- "Hey, sexy.
- 759
- 00:39:57,549 --> 00:39:59,482
- I hope the cheerleaders
- haven't bored you to death yet.
- 760
- 00:39:59,485 --> 00:40:01,786
- I don't know about you,
- but every now and then
- 761
- 00:40:01,788 --> 00:40:03,854
- just isn't enough."
- 762
- 00:40:07,627 --> 00:40:08,959
- He was seeing Beth.
- 763
- 00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:14,498
- - No.
- - Hey, look at me.
- 764
- 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,733
- Are you okay?
- 765
- 00:40:15,735 --> 00:40:17,701
- Mm-hmm.
- 766
- 00:40:17,703 --> 00:40:19,570
- No.
- 767
- 00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:21,739
- I feel dizzy.
- 768
- 00:40:21,741 --> 00:40:23,741
- April.
- 769
- 00:40:23,743 --> 00:40:27,511
- April. April? April. April.
- 770
- 00:40:27,513 --> 00:40:28,813
- Come on, April. Come on.
- 771
- 00:40:28,815 --> 00:40:30,214
- - April? April?
- 772
- 00:40:30,216 --> 00:40:33,651
- - April.
- 773
- 00:40:33,653 --> 00:40:34,952
- You're waterboarding me.
- 774
- 00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:36,187
- Whoa.
- 775
- 00:40:42,895 --> 00:40:44,728
- Come here. Hey.
- 776
- 00:40:44,730 --> 00:40:45,730
- It was his fault.
- 777
- 00:40:46,933 --> 00:40:48,899
- How could he do that to us?
- 778
- 00:40:49,936 --> 00:40:51,869
- Okay, it's just so typical.
- 779
- 00:40:51,871 --> 00:40:54,705
- Yeah, but she wasn't typical,
- though, was she?
- 780
- 00:41:00,546 --> 00:41:02,586
- Are you thinking
- about the wedding?
- 781
- 00:41:02,882 --> 00:41:04,515
- Hmm?
- 782
- 00:41:04,517 --> 00:41:06,817
- No.
- 783
- 00:41:06,819 --> 00:41:08,979
- I don't see how
- that can happen now, right?
- 784
- 00:41:10,690 --> 00:41:12,022
- I mean,
- 785
- 00:41:12,024 --> 00:41:14,792
- that's not at all
- what I'm thinking about.
- 786
- 00:41:15,628 --> 00:41:16,927
- Can our lives be like more
- 787
- 00:41:16,929 --> 00:41:19,063
- of a royally
- fucked-up mess right now,
- 788
- 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,534
- a full-on fucking nightmare?
- 789
- 00:41:23,536 --> 00:41:26,971
- God, she's fucking your fiancé,
- and I fucking killed her.
- 790
- 00:41:26,973 --> 00:41:29,093
- Then we found out
- what she'd did to you.
- 791
- 00:41:29,709 --> 00:41:32,743
- Yeah, I didn't know
- at the time, of course.
- 792
- 00:41:32,745 --> 00:41:34,845
- Yeah, all because she brought
- a gun
- 793
- 00:41:34,847 --> 00:41:37,281
- to a fucking bachelorette party,
- all of this had to happen.
- 794
- 00:41:37,283 --> 00:41:38,582
- I have got to be
- about to wake up.
- 795
- 00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:39,683
- You know, I don't even know
- 796
- 00:41:39,685 --> 00:41:40,951
- what your parents
- are gonna hate more.
- 797
- 00:41:40,953 --> 00:41:42,753
- The fact that their little
- society wedding
- 798
- 00:41:42,755 --> 00:41:44,054
- is getting binned
- 799
- 00:41:44,056 --> 00:41:45,923
- or their daughter
- being part of a homicide
- 800
- 00:41:45,925 --> 00:41:47,758
- thanks to that awful,
- awful Suzy.
- 801
- 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,727
- Oh, my God! Stop. My head
- can't take this right now.
- 802
- 00:41:49,729 --> 00:41:52,863
- I'm just going...
- I'm just going to jail.
- 803
- 00:41:52,865 --> 00:41:54,598
- I'm going to jail
- 804
- 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,760
- because everyone's fucking
- everyone else.
- 805
- 00:41:57,570 --> 00:42:00,271
- Fuck, and I was a bit careless.
- I was a bit careless, yes.
- 806
- 00:42:00,273 --> 00:42:01,739
- - Suzy...
- - I just wanna know.
- 807
- 00:42:01,741 --> 00:42:03,941
- I wonder
- why she brought it, okay?
- 808
- 00:42:03,943 --> 00:42:05,809
- Was it for you?
- 809
- 00:42:05,811 --> 00:42:09,313
- Is this why we are in the middle
- of fucking nowhere?
- 810
- 00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:11,282
- What?
- 811
- 00:42:11,284 --> 00:42:16,020
- Okay, I wonder
- if she would have minded
- 812
- 00:42:16,022 --> 00:42:18,055
- if you got shot instead?
- 813
- 00:42:19,292 --> 00:42:20,891
- What do you mean?
- 814
- 00:42:20,893 --> 00:42:22,793
- - She wanted what's yours, right?
- - Oh, my God!
- 815
- 00:42:22,795 --> 00:42:24,728
- Suzy, you can't fucking think
- like that.
- 816
- 00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:25,770
- I can't think that.
- 817
- 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:29,066
- I can't think at all
- right now, okay?
- 818
- 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:31,936
- Nothing.
- This is all just too much.
- 819
- 00:42:31,938 --> 00:42:34,104
- Okay, it was an accident.
- 820
- 00:42:34,106 --> 00:42:37,041
- It was an accident, okay?
- 821
- 00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:39,977
- And now, they're going to take
- me away from you as well.
- 822
- 00:42:39,979 --> 00:42:42,046
- Ritchie, Beth, and me.
- 823
- 00:42:42,048 --> 00:42:43,981
- - I can't deal with that.
- - Which bit, April?
- 824
- 00:42:43,983 --> 00:42:46,584
- Losing everything, everyone.
- 825
- 00:42:50,056 --> 00:42:51,755
- It could be worse.
- 826
- 00:42:53,059 --> 00:42:55,326
- Worse how? Hmm?
- 827
- 00:42:55,328 --> 00:42:57,061
- Motive.
- 828
- 00:42:57,063 --> 00:42:59,163
- What? Like some plan?
- 829
- 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,099
- I mean, think about it.
- 830
- 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:06,036
- Once they realize
- that she was seeing your fiancé,
- 831
- 00:43:06,038 --> 00:43:07,705
- they're gonna
- automatically assume
- 832
- 00:43:07,707 --> 00:43:08,939
- that it wasn't
- an accident at all.
- 833
- 00:43:08,941 --> 00:43:10,741
- Do you see how that looks?
- 834
- 00:43:12,678 --> 00:43:13,811
- Oh, my God.
- 835
- 00:43:15,147 --> 00:43:16,814
- Oh, my God, it looks awful.
- 836
- 00:43:16,816 --> 00:43:18,616
- So... So... So...
- 837
- 00:43:18,618 --> 00:43:20,951
- So instead of you
- getting blamed for an accident,
- 838
- 00:43:20,953 --> 00:43:23,033
- we're both getting blamed
- for a murder?
- 839
- 00:43:24,090 --> 00:43:25,155
- No.
- 840
- 00:43:25,157 --> 00:43:26,690
- No, fucking way, Suzy.
- 841
- 00:43:26,692 --> 00:43:28,812
- I'm a victim here
- just as much as she is.
- 842
- 00:43:30,763 --> 00:43:32,196
- April,
- 843
- 00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:35,733
- I don't wanna to go to prison.
- 844
- 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,800
- We're the only ones
- that saw what happened.
- 845
- 00:43:43,843 --> 00:43:45,409
- So?
- 846
- 00:43:45,411 --> 00:43:46,910
- So we'll make something up.
- 847
- 00:43:46,912 --> 00:43:48,178
- We don't need
- to make anything up.
- 848
- 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,380
- It was an accident.
- 849
- 00:43:49,382 --> 00:43:50,981
- I'll still go to jail!
- 850
- 00:43:52,852 --> 00:43:55,919
- But maybe there was
- another way that this happened.
- 851
- 00:43:56,722 --> 00:43:58,722
- What? And say what? Lie?
- 852
- 00:43:58,724 --> 00:44:00,124
- She shot herself in the chest?
- 853
- 00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:01,659
- I don't think
- that's very likely.
- 854
- 00:44:01,661 --> 00:44:02,393
- I don't know, April!
- 855
- 00:44:02,395 --> 00:44:04,862
- I wasn't planning on this, okay?
- 856
- 00:44:04,864 --> 00:44:06,130
- Just let me think.
- 857
- 00:44:13,706 --> 00:44:16,273
- Maybe we... maybe we didn't see
- what happened.
- 858
- 00:44:18,444 --> 00:44:20,678
- What?
- 859
- 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,079
- Maybe we didn't see
- what happened?
- 860
- 00:44:22,081 --> 00:44:24,148
- What, maybe
- we didn't see her get shot?
- 861
- 00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:26,016
- Yeah, maybe.
- 862
- 00:44:26,018 --> 00:44:27,785
- Maybe nobody shot her.
- 863
- 00:44:30,890 --> 00:44:33,424
- - Somebody definitely shot her.
- - No, no, no.
- 864
- 00:44:33,426 --> 00:44:37,027
- Maybe she went hiking
- and never came back.
- 865
- 00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:39,830
- I don't follow.
- 866
- 00:44:40,866 --> 00:44:44,868
- What... what if we were
- too hungover to go with her
- 867
- 00:44:44,870 --> 00:44:46,236
- and she went without us?
- 868
- 00:44:48,774 --> 00:44:50,741
- Well, I mean,
- she would have gone
- 869
- 00:44:50,742 --> 00:44:53,023
- whether we went or not,
- you know what she's like.
- 870
- 00:44:53,913 --> 00:44:55,746
- And because she has a phone,
- 871
- 00:44:55,748 --> 00:44:58,449
- she would have posted photos
- to prove it, right?
- 872
- 00:44:58,451 --> 00:44:59,950
- Right, but, I mean, Suzy...
- 873
- 00:44:59,952 --> 00:45:01,118
- Yeah, I know.
- 874
- 00:45:02,054 --> 00:45:04,455
- We're gonna have
- to hide the body.
- 875
- 00:45:04,457 --> 00:45:06,824
- What? Fuck off, Suzy.
- 876
- 00:45:06,826 --> 00:45:08,225
- No. That is not
- what I was gonna say.
- 877
- 00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,994
- Oh, my God!
- 878
- 00:45:09,995 --> 00:45:11,762
- Your mind is going to places I
- can't even comprehend right now.
- 879
- 00:45:11,764 --> 00:45:14,198
- Do you even hear yourself? Huh?
- 880
- 00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:17,267
- They were cheating on you.
- 881
- 00:45:18,204 --> 00:45:19,870
- For God knows how long.
- 882
- 00:45:19,872 --> 00:45:21,872
- Maybe it's just karma, right?
- 883
- 00:45:23,275 --> 00:45:25,209
- - Do you want to go to jail?
- - -No.
- 884
- 00:45:25,211 --> 00:45:26,944
- No, I don't wanna go to jail.
- 885
- 00:45:26,946 --> 00:45:27,911
- Okay, fine.
- 886
- 00:45:27,913 --> 00:45:29,113
- You're right. Yes.
- 887
- 00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:32,915
- That would be
- the next step, okay?
- 888
- 00:45:32,918 --> 00:45:35,078
- Hiding her body
- hadn't even occurred to me.
- 889
- 00:45:36,222 --> 00:45:39,156
- - Oh, my God, Suzy!
- - -What?
- 890
- 00:45:39,158 --> 00:45:41,158
- You missed a bit. Seriously?
- 891
- 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,494
- - Yeah.
- - -Ah.
- 892
- 00:45:43,496 --> 00:45:46,096
- It's a shame I'm not wearing
- my nurse costume.
- 893
- 00:45:47,133 --> 00:45:48,766
- Nobody would have questioned me.
- 894
- 00:45:52,805 --> 00:45:55,272
- Okay, that was a really
- bad joke, I'm sorry.
- 895
- 00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:58,108
- Let's just go take
- some fucking photos, okay?
- 896
- 00:46:00,846 --> 00:46:02,780
- I guess we are doing
- that fucking damn hike
- 897
- 00:46:02,782 --> 00:46:04,014
- after all, hey?
- 898
- 00:46:44,890 --> 00:46:46,957
- - April?
- - -Yeah?
- 899
- 00:46:48,828 --> 00:46:50,948
- How long do you think
- it's been going on?
- 900
- 00:46:53,032 --> 00:46:55,032
- I'm trying not to think
- about that.
- 901
- 00:47:01,106 --> 00:47:05,209
- We could look at the messages.
- See how far back they go?
- 902
- 00:47:08,013 --> 00:47:11,148
- I have nearly 20 years
- of memories of the two of them.
- 903
- 00:47:11,951 --> 00:47:14,852
- Ten years in a real relationship
- with Ritchie.
- 904
- 00:47:16,055 --> 00:47:18,188
- I need to protect
- some of those memories.
- 905
- 00:47:19,325 --> 00:47:22,292
- Because if I imagine
- that they've been smiling at me
- 906
- 00:47:22,294 --> 00:47:25,395
- all this time and just twisting
- and twisting a knife
- 907
- 00:47:25,397 --> 00:47:28,866
- right in my back,
- it kinda makes me sick.
- 908
- 00:47:30,135 --> 00:47:32,402
- I mean, if you had any doubts
- about what we're doing,
- 909
- 00:47:32,404 --> 00:47:34,171
- then maybe knowing how long...
- 910
- 00:47:34,173 --> 00:47:35,339
- It'll just feel cold.
- 911
- 00:47:37,076 --> 00:47:38,108
- Or detached maybe.
- 912
- 00:47:38,110 --> 00:47:39,943
- I don't know, it's weird.
- 913
- 00:47:45,317 --> 00:47:46,950
- What's wrong?
- 914
- 00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:50,020
- Nothing, nothing.
- 915
- 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:54,324
- This place...
- 916
- 00:47:54,326 --> 00:47:56,326
- What about it?
- 917
- 00:47:56,328 --> 00:47:59,296
- I just...
- I just don't feel right.
- 918
- 00:48:01,367 --> 00:48:03,433
- Look, do you wanna
- read this or not?
- 919
- 00:48:04,436 --> 00:48:07,437
- Yeah. Yeah, maybe I should.
- 920
- 00:48:09,241 --> 00:48:10,974
- But maybe you shouldn't.
- 921
- 00:48:26,992 --> 00:48:28,625
- Um...
- 922
- 00:48:28,626 --> 00:48:30,866
- I'm finding it really easy
- to hate their guts.
- 923
- 00:48:33,299 --> 00:48:35,198
- Never mind.
- 924
- 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,366
- Don't read it.
- 925
- 00:48:36,368 --> 00:48:38,402
- No?
- 926
- 00:48:38,404 --> 00:48:39,469
- It's not healthy.
- 927
- 00:48:41,006 --> 00:48:42,726
- - Are you sure?
- - Yes.
- 928
- 00:48:44,109 --> 00:48:46,143
- Okay. Your face says enough.
- 929
- 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,014
- What doesn't kill you makes
- you stronger, right?
- 930
- 00:48:51,016 --> 00:48:53,216
- Hmm.
- 931
- 00:48:53,218 --> 00:48:56,153
- Then we should have
- super powers or something.
- 932
- 00:49:00,426 --> 00:49:02,459
- Let's just keep going then.
- 933
- 00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:03,493
- Yeah.
- 934
- 00:49:15,307 --> 00:49:17,074
- Wow, she was right.
- 935
- 00:49:17,076 --> 00:49:18,976
- It is spectacular.
- 936
- 00:49:20,279 --> 00:49:22,379
- It's kinda poetic.
- 937
- 00:49:22,381 --> 00:49:24,481
- Everything we've been through,
- 938
- 00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:26,183
- now that we're at the top,
- 939
- 00:49:26,185 --> 00:49:28,305
- we're just gonna
- leave it all behind us.
- 940
- 00:49:29,488 --> 00:49:31,254
- Quite the analogy.
- 941
- 00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:34,224
- That's me.
- 942
- 00:49:34,226 --> 00:49:36,493
- No. No, it's not.
- 943
- 00:49:38,297 --> 00:49:41,131
- All right, let me take
- a few photos then.
- 944
- 00:49:41,133 --> 00:49:43,233
- Tag it.
- 945
- 00:49:43,235 --> 00:49:45,435
- "What a shame the others
- are missing out."
- 946
- 00:49:46,338 --> 00:49:49,172
- Then everybody will think
- that we stayed behind.
- 947
- 00:49:50,476 --> 00:49:52,275
- Oh, my God! So dark.
- 948
- 00:49:53,212 --> 00:49:56,079
- - But yeah, I guess, okay.
- - I can write it.
- 949
- 00:49:56,081 --> 00:49:58,121
- No, it's okay.
- I've already started.
- 950
- 00:49:58,751 --> 00:50:00,550
- Oh, shit, wow,
- she really did post
- 951
- 00:50:00,552 --> 00:50:02,592
- that picture
- of those desert dudes.
- 952
- 00:50:04,573 --> 00:50:05,756
- Lots of comments here
- from friends
- 953
- 00:50:05,758 --> 00:50:08,091
- about being careful out here.
- 954
- 00:50:08,093 --> 00:50:10,761
- Maybe those guys
- will get the blame?
- 955
- 00:50:10,763 --> 00:50:12,162
- Can you imagine?
- 956
- 00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:16,099
- April, what is it?
- 957
- 00:50:17,169 --> 00:50:18,402
- Here, you write it.
- 958
- 00:50:24,376 --> 00:50:27,277
- Are we doing
- the right thing, Suz?
- 959
- 00:50:27,279 --> 00:50:29,046
- I mean, I know
- it's not the right thing,
- 960
- 00:50:29,048 --> 00:50:31,281
- but are we doing it
- for the right reasons?
- 961
- 00:50:31,283 --> 00:50:33,250
- I just wonder
- 962
- 00:50:33,252 --> 00:50:36,319
- who else knows
- that he was seeing her?
- 963
- 00:50:36,321 --> 00:50:39,523
- Who else is gonna wonder
- if we did this on purpose?
- 964
- 00:50:39,525 --> 00:50:42,392
- Even if the cops believe us
- or not, this is gonna stick.
- 965
- 00:50:42,394 --> 00:50:44,594
- But if I can save you
- from being punished
- 966
- 00:50:44,596 --> 00:50:48,532
- for an accident,
- then I gotta do it, right?
- 967
- 00:50:49,468 --> 00:50:53,537
- I mean, you didn't really wanna
- kill Beth, did you?
- 968
- 00:50:53,539 --> 00:50:55,372
- All the time.
- 969
- 00:50:55,374 --> 00:50:57,274
- That's not funny.
- 970
- 00:51:00,813 --> 00:51:02,612
- Thank you for doing this for me.
- 971
- 00:51:05,150 --> 00:51:07,384
- Well, either you go to jail
- for an accident,
- 972
- 00:51:07,386 --> 00:51:10,487
- or we're both suspects for
- shooting my fiancé's mistress.
- 973
- 00:51:10,489 --> 00:51:13,490
- Some choice.
- 974
- 00:51:15,227 --> 00:51:16,560
- Just do it.
- 975
- 00:51:21,366 --> 00:51:24,301
- Okay. Posted it.
- 976
- 00:51:25,537 --> 00:51:27,270
- I guess we should turn off
- the phone now.
- 977
- 00:51:27,272 --> 00:51:29,306
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 978
- 00:51:29,308 --> 00:51:31,589
- Are you sure I shouldn't read
- the messages first?
- 979
- 00:51:33,278 --> 00:51:35,312
- Just let me do you
- a favor, okay?
- 980
- 00:51:37,616 --> 00:51:39,149
- Oh.
- 981
- 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:48,892
- Friends forever, April.
- 982
- 00:51:51,196 --> 00:51:52,196
- You said it.
- 983
- 00:52:05,444 --> 00:52:07,410
- So there's
- only one thing left to do.
- 984
- 00:52:07,412 --> 00:52:08,578
- Yup.
- 985
- 00:52:13,218 --> 00:52:14,484
- We just, uh...
- 986
- 00:52:14,486 --> 00:52:16,553
- We can't hide her here.
- 987
- 00:52:16,555 --> 00:52:18,522
- We have to do it
- somewhere that's away from camp.
- 988
- 00:52:18,524 --> 00:52:20,644
- No, I'm gonna need
- a drink or two first.
- 989
- 00:52:24,696 --> 00:52:26,429
- I feel weird about touching her.
- 990
- 00:52:27,199 --> 00:52:28,565
- Hmm, really?
- 'Cause I'm completely fine
- 991
- 00:52:28,567 --> 00:52:30,300
- dragging around
- the dead girl you shot.
- 992
- 00:52:30,302 --> 00:52:31,935
- - April!
- - Well, what do you want?
- 993
- 00:52:31,937 --> 00:52:33,303
- Of course, it's gonna be weird.
- 994
- 00:52:33,305 --> 00:52:35,345
- Have you ever even seen
- a dead body?
- 995
- 00:52:37,476 --> 00:52:39,596
- She's not cold
- like I thought she'd be.
- 996
- 00:52:40,379 --> 00:52:42,212
- She is dead, right?
- 997
- 00:52:44,516 --> 00:52:45,515
- Oh.
- 998
- 00:52:45,517 --> 00:52:46,716
- Okay.
- 999
- 00:52:48,187 --> 00:52:50,387
- Just please don't let me
- do this by myself.
- 1000
- 00:52:51,523 --> 00:52:53,323
- No, I'm gonna help.
- 1001
- 00:52:53,325 --> 00:52:55,392
- Okay, ready?
- 1002
- 00:52:55,394 --> 00:52:56,927
- Boy! She's heavy!
- 1003
- 00:52:56,928 --> 00:52:58,461
- Okay, well we have to try
- a lot harder than that.
- 1004
- 00:52:58,463 --> 00:53:00,230
- - I am trying.
- - Well, try harder.
- 1005
- 00:53:00,232 --> 00:53:01,565
- Otherwise,
- she's not gonna go anywhere.
- 1006
- 00:53:01,567 --> 00:53:03,367
- - All right, chill.
- - Go.
- 1007
- 00:53:24,223 --> 00:53:25,463
- You're still digging, though.
- 1008
- 00:53:31,530 --> 00:53:33,396
- Well, somebody's got to.
- 1009
- 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,640
- We should burn any clothes
- that have blood on them.
- 1010
- 00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:56,253
- Yeah, of course.
- 1011
- 00:54:00,626 --> 00:54:02,392
- Accessorizing, April?
- 1012
- 00:54:03,729 --> 00:54:05,462
- Oh.
- 1013
- 00:54:05,464 --> 00:54:07,631
- No, but we do have
- to spend the night here.
- 1014
- 00:54:07,633 --> 00:54:10,533
- So I wanna make sure
- I keep it close.
- 1015
- 00:54:32,024 --> 00:54:33,657
- Let's put her in.
- 1016
- 00:54:41,599 --> 00:54:43,366
- Farewell
- to 15 years of friendship.
- 1017
- 00:54:43,368 --> 00:54:44,601
- Good riddance.
- 1018
- 00:54:45,637 --> 00:54:47,704
- You say that pretty easily, Suz.
- 1019
- 00:54:47,706 --> 00:54:49,639
- I read the messages, April.
- 1020
- 00:54:49,641 --> 00:54:51,875
- She had a few opinions
- about me as well.
- 1021
- 00:54:52,778 --> 00:54:55,812
- - Like what?
- - Nothing I wanna talk about.
- 1022
- 00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:58,481
- Is there something
- you're not telling me?
- 1023
- 00:55:00,585 --> 00:55:02,625
- Whatever,
- let's just cover her, okay?
- 1024
- 00:55:10,662 --> 00:55:14,831
- Three stuck up little princesses
- came to enjoy the view.
- 1025
- 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:18,735
- But their gun went bang,
- and then there were two.
- 1026
- 00:55:18,737 --> 00:55:20,103
- Fuck.
- 1027
- 00:55:20,105 --> 00:55:21,871
- Told you she wasn't gonna be
- much for foreplay,
- 1028
- 00:55:21,873 --> 00:55:22,873
- didn't I, Wally?
- 1029
- 00:55:24,076 --> 00:55:26,343
- But a fuck seems only fair
- in exchange for us
- 1030
- 00:55:26,345 --> 00:55:27,577
- to keep
- your dirty little secret.
- 1031
- 00:55:27,579 --> 00:55:28,845
- Not worth it.
- 1032
- 00:55:29,815 --> 00:55:32,615
- It's us, or a whole lot of us.
- 1033
- 00:55:33,118 --> 00:55:35,552
- You may recall
- meeting the boys last night.
- 1034
- 00:55:35,554 --> 00:55:37,454
- They were quite taken
- with the buffet.
- 1035
- 00:55:37,456 --> 00:55:38,555
- You sicko.
- 1036
- 00:55:38,557 --> 00:55:40,090
- So you'll play nice,
- 1037
- 00:55:40,092 --> 00:55:42,132
- or there's gonna be
- a lot more guests.
- 1038
- 00:55:44,096 --> 00:55:45,662
- Now, can you keep a secret,
- blondie?
- 1039
- 00:55:45,664 --> 00:55:47,497
- Please, please don't touch me.
- 1040
- 00:55:47,499 --> 00:55:49,532
- The word "please"
- can be quite a turn on
- 1041
- 00:55:49,534 --> 00:55:51,101
- when you hear it
- over and over again.
- 1042
- 00:55:51,103 --> 00:55:52,836
- Eli!
- 1043
- 00:56:01,847 --> 00:56:03,646
- I do believe she's jealous.
- 1044
- 00:56:04,449 --> 00:56:07,484
- Back over to that fucking hole.
- 1045
- 00:56:07,486 --> 00:56:09,819
- Wally, what's my first rule
- of double dates?
- 1046
- 00:56:09,821 --> 00:56:12,122
- Stake a clear claim
- and stick to it.
- 1047
- 00:56:12,124 --> 00:56:14,124
- Now, why haven't you got
- your claim under control?
- 1048
- 00:56:14,126 --> 00:56:16,860
- I said, back the fuck...
- 1049
- 00:56:16,862 --> 00:56:18,695
- The fuck I will.
- 1050
- 00:56:18,697 --> 00:56:20,430
- Then I'll fucking drag you then.
- 1051
- 00:56:21,733 --> 00:56:23,466
- Suzy!
- 1052
- 00:56:26,805 --> 00:56:29,672
- First, I'm gonna choke you.
- 1053
- 00:56:36,748 --> 00:56:38,448
- Hey.
- 1054
- 00:56:38,450 --> 00:56:40,150
- Get off her.
- 1055
- 00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:48,825
- Are you okay? Are you okay?
- 1056
- 00:56:48,827 --> 00:56:50,493
- - Are you okay?
- 1057
- 00:56:50,495 --> 00:56:51,961
- - Are you okay?
- - April.
- 1058
- 00:56:51,963 --> 00:56:54,631
- He'll either report us,
- 1059
- 00:56:54,633 --> 00:56:56,713
- or they'll come back
- when we're sleeping.
- 1060
- 00:56:59,171 --> 00:57:00,603
- April!
- 1061
- 00:57:00,605 --> 00:57:01,905
- Go.
- 1062
- 00:57:01,907 --> 00:57:02,972
- Go.
- 1063
- 00:57:05,444 --> 00:57:07,744
- April, don't let them get away!
- 1064
- 00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:37,541
- April!
- 1065
- 00:58:04,035 --> 00:58:06,503
- Two more dead people.
- 1066
- 00:58:07,539 --> 00:58:09,038
- They would have killed us.
- 1067
- 00:58:09,941 --> 00:58:12,242
- You saved us.
- 1068
- 00:58:12,244 --> 00:58:14,110
- When you killed them, I mean.
- 1069
- 00:58:14,846 --> 00:58:16,746
- Maybe.
- 1070
- 00:58:17,883 --> 00:58:19,983
- You did too.
- 1071
- 00:58:19,985 --> 00:58:21,851
- It was both of us.
- 1072
- 00:58:24,589 --> 00:58:26,890
- When do we report her missing?
- 1073
- 00:58:26,892 --> 00:58:28,992
- We'll have to start walking
- somewhere in the morning,
- 1074
- 00:58:28,994 --> 00:58:31,561
- somewhere where we can call 911.
- 1075
- 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,033
- If he just wanted to be
- with her,
- 1076
- 00:58:37,035 --> 00:58:39,068
- then why not
- just end it with me?
- 1077
- 00:58:40,739 --> 00:58:43,039
- I don't know, April.
- 1078
- 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:45,975
- But his waspy parents
- were never going approve
- 1079
- 00:58:45,977 --> 00:58:49,045
- of him marrying anyone like me
- or her, though.
- 1080
- 00:58:50,015 --> 00:58:51,548
- Or you?
- 1081
- 00:58:53,618 --> 00:58:54,698
- You know what I mean.
- 1082
- 00:58:59,024 --> 00:59:01,090
- Oh, come on.
- Don't be naive, Ape.
- 1083
- 00:59:03,094 --> 00:59:04,094
- Perfect,
- 1084
- 00:59:05,297 --> 00:59:08,097
- popular, prom queen April?
- 1085
- 00:59:10,335 --> 00:59:12,001
- Never puts a foot wrong.
- 1086
- 00:59:13,705 --> 00:59:15,605
- Well-to-do parents...
- 1087
- 00:59:17,576 --> 00:59:19,042
- good grades, studies hard...
- 1088
- 00:59:20,011 --> 00:59:22,879
- still with her
- high-school sweetheart.
- 1089
- 00:59:24,649 --> 00:59:26,649
- Okay, you're gonna make
- a great soccer-mom one day.
- 1090
- 00:59:26,651 --> 00:59:28,051
- - Suzy...
- - I mean,
- 1091
- 00:59:28,053 --> 00:59:32,922
- the cheer squad gave me
- some pseudo-validation,
- 1092
- 00:59:32,924 --> 00:59:35,658
- and Beth's athletics for sure,
- 1093
- 00:59:37,629 --> 00:59:40,063
- but who wants parents like mine,
- 1094
- 00:59:43,034 --> 00:59:45,835
- and their love of a bottle?
- 1095
- 00:59:48,740 --> 00:59:50,873
- Or my asshole,
- delinquent brother,
- 1096
- 00:59:52,944 --> 00:59:56,145
- who would steal anything
- just to get loaded.
- 1097
- 00:59:59,017 --> 01:00:01,818
- Why are you sounding
- like such a fucking victim?
- 1098
- 01:00:01,820 --> 01:00:05,121
- Oh, don't worry.
- I don't feel like one.
- 1099
- 01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:09,892
- Sweet pea.
- 1100
- 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:12,895
- It's life.
- 1101
- 01:00:13,965 --> 01:00:16,132
- The way it is for some of us.
- 1102
- 01:00:18,003 --> 01:00:20,903
- You just gotta to do that bit
- of extra to get what you want.
- 1103
- 01:00:22,107 --> 01:00:24,073
- So what?
- 1104
- 01:00:24,075 --> 01:00:26,042
- Huh?
- 1105
- 01:00:26,044 --> 01:00:28,204
- You want me to be ashamed
- of my background?
- 1106
- 01:00:29,414 --> 01:00:33,916
- Trust me, my life is not
- some fucking fairy tale, okay?
- 1107
- 01:00:33,918 --> 01:00:35,918
- I have my own issues
- to deal with.
- 1108
- 01:00:37,389 --> 01:00:39,389
- Okay.
- 1109
- 01:00:39,391 --> 01:00:41,724
- What's the hardest thing
- you ever had to deal with?
- 1110
- 01:00:41,726 --> 01:00:43,426
- Oh, you know what?
- 1111
- 01:00:43,428 --> 01:00:45,161
- Shut up.
- 1112
- 01:00:45,163 --> 01:00:47,997
- I know my problems
- may not seem so much to you,
- 1113
- 01:00:47,999 --> 01:00:50,933
- but trust me, they exist, okay?
- 1114
- 01:00:50,935 --> 01:00:53,803
- You see your family as useless,
- 1115
- 01:00:53,805 --> 01:00:55,838
- but I see you
- as having more freedom
- 1116
- 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,874
- than I've ever felt.
- 1117
- 01:00:59,110 --> 01:01:01,044
- I'm second guessed,
- 1118
- 01:01:01,046 --> 01:01:03,046
- extra analyzed, overruled
- 1119
- 01:01:03,048 --> 01:01:05,882
- all the fucking time by my mom.
- 1120
- 01:01:06,918 --> 01:01:10,820
- "Is this a suitable thing for
- a Jones' daughter to be doing?
- 1121
- 01:01:10,822 --> 01:01:13,022
- What will people think?
- 1122
- 01:01:13,024 --> 01:01:17,226
- What will we take away
- from her if she doesn't comply?"
- 1123
- 01:01:17,228 --> 01:01:20,029
- My upbringing has left me
- pathetically terrified
- 1124
- 01:01:20,031 --> 01:01:21,964
- to live my own life
- at risk of losing
- 1125
- 01:01:21,966 --> 01:01:26,069
- the gilded, shiny,
- comfortable existence I know.
- 1126
- 01:01:26,071 --> 01:01:29,739
- - Poor fucking you.
- 1127
- 01:01:31,443 --> 01:01:35,211
- And because I'm
- so shamefully afraid of that,
- 1128
- 01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:40,283
- I do exactly what they want
- every single fucking time.
- 1129
- 01:01:42,087 --> 01:01:45,788
- I don't know, maybe that's why
- I'm with Ritchie, in a way.
- 1130
- 01:01:45,790 --> 01:01:47,724
- He comes from money.
- 1131
- 01:01:47,726 --> 01:01:49,459
- I won't have
- to rely on my parents
- 1132
- 01:01:49,461 --> 01:01:51,227
- for anything anymore.
- 1133
- 01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:53,496
- You mean
- you don't even love him.
- 1134
- 01:01:53,498 --> 01:01:56,199
- Of course, I love him.
- 1135
- 01:01:58,837 --> 01:02:00,203
- But sometimes
- I think I may need him
- 1136
- 01:02:00,205 --> 01:02:02,038
- a little more than I love him.
- 1137
- 01:02:03,274 --> 01:02:05,808
- For the record...
- 1138
- 01:02:07,178 --> 01:02:10,113
- having drunk parents
- 1139
- 01:02:10,115 --> 01:02:13,015
- does not represent freedom
- in any way,
- 1140
- 01:02:13,017 --> 01:02:15,051
- you fucking asshole.
- 1141
- 01:02:16,888 --> 01:02:18,287
- I'm sorry.
- 1142
- 01:02:18,289 --> 01:02:20,223
- That's not what I meant,
- and you know that.
- 1143
- 01:02:20,225 --> 01:02:22,158
- It's just hard to explain.
- 1144
- 01:02:23,161 --> 01:02:25,828
- Ditch him.
- 1145
- 01:02:25,830 --> 01:02:28,064
- And the family.
- 1146
- 01:02:28,066 --> 01:02:29,832
- And get on with your life.
- 1147
- 01:02:32,837 --> 01:02:35,004
- I wonder if I'd be better
- just never going back
- 1148
- 01:02:35,006 --> 01:02:37,046
- and just drive
- straight on past it.
- 1149
- 01:02:38,143 --> 01:02:40,977
- But then he gets away
- with everything.
- 1150
- 01:02:42,180 --> 01:02:43,880
- All the sympathy.
- 1151
- 01:02:43,882 --> 01:02:46,949
- Poor Ritchie,
- his fiancée left him.
- 1152
- 01:02:47,552 --> 01:02:49,786
- And that's just not right.
- 1153
- 01:02:51,890 --> 01:02:54,357
- Well, what can we do about that?
- 1154
- 01:02:57,529 --> 01:02:59,162
- Nothing, right now.
- 1155
- 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,866
- Just stay away,
- 1156
- 01:03:03,868 --> 01:03:06,936
- but wow,
- I'd really like some payback.
- 1157
- 01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:11,874
- Payback?
- 1158
- 01:03:13,278 --> 01:03:15,311
- Now, that doesn't sound
- like Princess April.
- 1159
- 01:03:15,313 --> 01:03:17,280
- Oh, forget it.
- 1160
- 01:03:21,052 --> 01:03:23,286
- How are you feeling?
- 1161
- 01:03:23,288 --> 01:03:25,221
- I don't know.
- 1162
- 01:03:25,223 --> 01:03:28,991
- Somehow, I feel like everything
- was supposed to happen.
- 1163
- 01:03:29,961 --> 01:03:32,061
- Well, that's just crazy.
- 1164
- 01:03:32,063 --> 01:03:33,362
- I'm not crazy.
- 1165
- 01:03:34,065 --> 01:03:35,965
- I didn't say you were.
- 1166
- 01:03:37,368 --> 01:03:40,603
- I'm just glad
- I still have you at least.
- 1167
- 01:03:40,605 --> 01:03:43,172
- I don't know where my head
- would be right now without you.
- 1168
- 01:03:44,275 --> 01:03:47,109
- Maybe go a little bit insane.
- 1169
- 01:03:47,111 --> 01:03:49,078
- Tsk, feel like I have already.
- 1170
- 01:03:53,251 --> 01:03:57,854
- How is it not the right thing
- to say the truth?
- 1171
- 01:03:58,857 --> 01:04:00,389
- Just be honest.
- 1172
- 01:04:08,099 --> 01:04:09,232
- I know.
- 1173
- 01:04:11,269 --> 01:04:12,401
- April.
- 1174
- 01:04:14,272 --> 01:04:15,371
- Huh?
- 1175
- 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:18,975
- Sorry, yeah. No.
- 1176
- 01:04:20,461 --> 01:04:22,501
- Of course
- I'm not gonna say anything.
- 1177
- 01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:27,993
- I'm so tired,
- I can't even think straight.
- 1178
- 01:05:27,111 --> 01:05:29,278
- Just keeping me
- out here in this desert
- 1179
- 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,347
- when I have to get back?
- 1180
- 01:05:31,349 --> 01:05:33,469
- Because my boyfriend
- is waiting for me.
- 1181
- 01:05:37,021 --> 01:05:39,055
- My Ritchie is coming to get me.
- 1182
- 01:05:40,024 --> 01:05:42,158
- I called him to come pick me up.
- 1183
- 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,026
- I just had to climb up
- the rock a little bit,
- 1184
- 01:05:44,028 --> 01:05:45,494
- and then bingo, signal.
- 1185
- 01:05:45,496 --> 01:05:47,997
- When he gets here,
- we can work everything out.
- 1186
- 01:05:47,999 --> 01:05:51,033
- And I can forgive him
- about her, about Beth.
- 1187
- 01:05:51,035 --> 01:05:52,134
- Fucking Beth.
- 1188
- 01:05:52,136 --> 01:05:53,736
- She knew I liked him.
- 1189
- 01:05:53,738 --> 01:05:55,438
- She knew it,
- and now look what happened.
- 1190
- 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,173
- Look what happened.
- 1191
- 01:05:57,175 --> 01:05:58,441
- I just have to do
- that bit of extra
- 1192
- 01:05:58,443 --> 01:06:00,376
- to get what I fucking want.
- 1193
- 01:06:29,407 --> 01:06:32,541
- I don't know what happened
- to the other girls.
- 1194
- 01:06:32,543 --> 01:06:35,177
- They went looking
- for help with the car,
- 1195
- 01:06:35,179 --> 01:06:38,381
- and the desert's
- just so goddamn big.
- 1196
- 01:06:38,383 --> 01:06:40,750
- You know,
- it's so easy to get lost in.
- 1197
- 01:06:40,752 --> 01:06:44,020
- Beth said so herself.
- 1198
- 01:06:44,022 --> 01:06:47,757
- She warned us.
- And they never came back.
- 1199
- 01:06:53,798 --> 01:06:56,232
- It's so noisy.
- 1200
- 01:06:56,234 --> 01:06:58,768
- The desert's supposed
- to be peaceful.
- 1201
- 01:07:20,258 --> 01:07:22,591
- You're not gonna be
- that much help at all, are you?
- 1202
- 01:07:40,178 --> 01:07:42,078
- What the fuck?
- 1203
- 01:07:45,416 --> 01:07:46,816
- What the fuck?
- 1204
- 01:08:15,379 --> 01:08:17,680
- Hey, Ritchie,
- is that your girlfriend's car?
- 1205
- 01:08:19,350 --> 01:08:20,649
- Yeah, that's it.
- 1206
- 01:08:37,902 --> 01:08:39,135
- Suzy!
- 1207
- 01:08:42,573 --> 01:08:44,507
- Suzy!
- 1208
- 01:08:44,509 --> 01:08:45,641
- I'm here!
- 1209
- 01:08:52,617 --> 01:08:55,484
- It's okay, it's okay.
- It's me. It's okay.
- 1210
- 01:08:55,486 --> 01:08:57,553
- Oh, God.
- 1211
- 01:08:58,890 --> 01:09:02,224
- Miss Suzy, are you unharmed?
- 1212
- 01:09:02,226 --> 01:09:03,626
- Yeah, but I'm freaking out.
- 1213
- 01:09:03,628 --> 01:09:05,494
- They've been gone
- a really long time.
- 1214
- 01:09:05,496 --> 01:09:07,396
- And I wouldn't have stayed here
- the whole night
- 1215
- 01:09:07,398 --> 01:09:09,231
- if I knew I'd have to be alone.
- 1216
- 01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:12,635
- Well, Ritchie here told us
- about your car's tire
- 1217
- 01:09:12,637 --> 01:09:14,370
- and, uh, the men.
- 1218
- 01:09:14,372 --> 01:09:17,239
- Right. The red truck. Um...
- 1219
- 01:09:17,241 --> 01:09:18,507
- That's why we're stuck here.
- 1220
- 01:09:18,509 --> 01:09:20,276
- But you saw them?
- 1221
- 01:09:21,512 --> 01:09:24,346
- Not here. We saw the truck here.
- 1222
- 01:09:24,348 --> 01:09:26,582
- We saw them before
- on the way here.
- 1223
- 01:09:26,584 --> 01:09:28,384
- Twice at least.
- 1224
- 01:09:28,386 --> 01:09:30,386
- Same guys?
- 1225
- 01:09:30,388 --> 01:09:32,221
- No, the same truck.
- 1226
- 01:09:32,223 --> 01:09:35,424
- So we automatically assumed
- the same guys.
- 1227
- 01:09:35,426 --> 01:09:37,660
- We didn't pass anyone along
- the road on the way up, ma'am.
- 1228
- 01:09:37,662 --> 01:09:39,782
- Is that the direction
- your friends took?
- 1229
- 01:09:40,598 --> 01:09:42,565
- N... No.
- 1230
- 01:09:42,567 --> 01:09:45,501
- Beth said it would be quicker
- to cut across in that direction.
- 1231
- 01:09:46,671 --> 01:09:49,471
- Okay, just come over here
- and have a seat.
- 1232
- 01:09:49,473 --> 01:09:52,208
- I need you to start
- from the beginning, okay?
- 1233
- 01:09:53,211 --> 01:09:54,343
- Okay.
- 1234
- 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,454
- They just kept walking until I
- couldn't see them anymore.
- 1235
- 01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:09,725
- Okay. Thank you, miss.
- 1236
- 01:10:23,574 --> 01:10:25,441
- Start packing up the girl's car.
- 1237
- 01:10:25,443 --> 01:10:27,977
- I'm gonna get on the horn
- and call Search and Rescue,
- 1238
- 01:10:27,979 --> 01:10:32,615
- get them to put a bird up,
- get this escalated.
- 1239
- 01:10:32,617 --> 01:10:35,651
- In the meantime, we need to get
- an APB out on that truck.
- 1240
- 01:10:35,653 --> 01:10:37,453
- She's in shock.
- 1241
- 01:10:37,455 --> 01:10:40,356
- We need to get her comfortable
- and over to EMT.
- 1242
- 01:10:40,358 --> 01:10:41,523
- I'll get started.
- 1243
- 01:10:44,395 --> 01:10:48,297
- Okay, I'm gonna need any
- and every detail you can give me
- 1244
- 01:10:48,299 --> 01:10:49,339
- about that vehicle.
- 1245
- 01:10:51,002 --> 01:10:53,736
- And then I promise we'll get you
- out of here, all right?
- 1246
- 01:11:04,415 --> 01:11:06,348
- <i>Unit 31, be advised.</i>
- 1247
- 01:11:06,350 --> 01:11:08,350
- <i>Search and Rescue
- will commence in 30 minutes,</i>
- 1248
- 01:11:08,352 --> 01:11:10,419
- <i>and an EMT unit is in-bound.</i>
- 1249
- 01:11:10,421 --> 01:11:11,487
- <i>Over.</i>
- 1250
- 01:11:11,489 --> 01:11:13,355
- Copy 10-4. Inform EMT
- 1251
- 01:11:13,357 --> 01:11:14,723
- that we're headed
- in their direction
- 1252
- 01:11:14,725 --> 01:11:16,692
- and that we're in RV on route.
- 1253
- 01:11:16,694 --> 01:11:19,361
- <i>10-4 31.</i>
- 1254
- 01:11:19,363 --> 01:11:20,363
- Romero.
- 1255
- 01:11:29,473 --> 01:11:31,340
- Help!
- 1256
- 01:11:34,779 --> 01:11:36,345
- Help!
- 1257
- 01:11:52,463 --> 01:11:54,330
- Oh, come on!
- 1258
- 01:12:23,394 --> 01:12:25,461
- I got her.
- 1259
- 01:12:25,463 --> 01:12:27,823
- Hit the horn. Hit the horn.
- Let her know we're coming.
- 1260
- 01:12:35,573 --> 01:12:36,638
- Stay back.
- 1261
- 01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:41,877
- That's April.
- 1262
- 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:42,879
- April?
- 1263
- 01:12:43,647 --> 01:12:44,847
- Yes.
- 1264
- 01:12:46,851 --> 01:12:50,386
- Her hands and feet are bound.
- They could be in the vicinity.
- 1265
- 01:12:53,157 --> 01:12:55,624
- April, who tied you up?
- 1266
- 01:12:57,728 --> 01:12:59,495
- April, who tied your hands?
- 1267
- 01:13:01,599 --> 01:13:02,664
- She did.
- 1268
- 01:13:04,635 --> 01:13:05,934
- Say that again, April.
- 1269
- 01:13:07,671 --> 01:13:10,839
- She killed Beth
- and she buried me alive.
- 1270
- 01:13:16,914 --> 01:13:18,714
- Drop the gun, Miss Fisher.
- 1271
- 01:13:21,419 --> 01:13:23,752
- Ritchie, please
- don't let them take me.
- 1272
- 01:13:24,755 --> 01:13:26,555
- Suzy, what are you doing?
- 1273
- 01:13:28,192 --> 01:13:31,660
- Drop the gun
- and we'll sort all this out.
- 1274
- 01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:34,013
- Put the gun down.
- 1275
- 01:13:34,014 --> 01:13:36,134
- Put the gun down right now,
- Miss Fisher.
- 1276
- 01:13:41,605 --> 01:13:42,871
- - Turn around.
- 1277
- 01:13:44,775 --> 01:13:46,675
- April, April, what's going on?
- 1278
- 01:14:05,596 --> 01:14:07,729
- So I didn't make the connection
- on the drive up,
- 1279
- 01:14:07,731 --> 01:14:08,931
- but yeah,
- I watched all your games.
- 1280
- 01:14:08,933 --> 01:14:10,983
- Could have sworn you'd go pro.
- 1281
- 01:14:10,984 --> 01:14:13,504
- Nah, I had a couple injuries I
- just couldn't come back from.
- 1282
- 01:14:13,838 --> 01:14:15,804
- All done and dusted,
- unfortunately.
- 1283
- 01:14:15,806 --> 01:14:17,573
- But I bet you had fun
- while it lasted.
- 1284
- 01:14:17,575 --> 01:14:18,941
- Ladies love a quarterback,
- right?
- 1285
- 01:14:18,943 --> 01:14:20,876
- Yeah, they do.
- 1286
- 01:14:21,979 --> 01:14:25,080
- So you're positive you have
- no idea who the mystery man is?
- 1287
- 01:14:28,219 --> 01:14:32,521
- No. Beth's exact words were,
- "It's no one you know."
- 1288
- 01:14:33,657 --> 01:14:36,658
- And you never heard neither one
- of them mention his name?
- 1289
- 01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:39,862
- I literally found out
- when they began to argue.
- 1290
- 01:14:39,864 --> 01:14:41,447
- I don't know.
- 1291
- 01:14:41,448 --> 01:14:43,743
- Must be the first time
- they keep a secret from me.
- 1292
- 01:14:43,767 --> 01:14:45,567
- That secret turned
- into an argument,
- 1293
- 01:14:45,569 --> 01:14:47,536
- which escalated into a shooting.
- 1294
- 01:14:48,606 --> 01:14:50,906
- Apparently,
- this guy is worth killing over.
- 1295
- 01:14:51,809 --> 01:14:54,510
- I've yet to meet
- one of those myself.
- 1296
- 01:14:56,747 --> 01:14:58,514
- Tell me again about the two men.
- 1297
- 01:14:59,517 --> 01:15:00,949
- They just saw her
- pointing the gun at me
- 1298
- 01:15:00,951 --> 01:15:02,818
- while I was digging the hole.
- 1299
- 01:15:02,820 --> 01:15:05,587
- They didn't say anything?
- There were no introductions?
- 1300
- 01:15:05,589 --> 01:15:08,257
- No. It was just shouting
- at us, at her
- 1301
- 01:15:08,259 --> 01:15:10,592
- to put the gun down and stuff.
- 1302
- 01:15:10,594 --> 01:15:12,961
- But like I said, she just saw
- their gun and shot at them.
- 1303
- 01:15:12,963 --> 01:15:14,530
- I can't really blame
- her for that.
- 1304
- 01:15:14,532 --> 01:15:15,664
- They looked pretty crazy,
- 1305
- 01:15:15,666 --> 01:15:16,798
- and we knew they were trouble
- 1306
- 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,933
- since the first run in.
- 1307
- 01:15:19,270 --> 01:15:21,870
- Okay. Look, we're gonna
- get you to the station
- 1308
- 01:15:21,872 --> 01:15:23,705
- and get you looked at,
- 1309
- 01:15:23,707 --> 01:15:25,908
- um, but we're gonna need
- some more details.
- 1310
- 01:15:25,910 --> 01:15:29,611
- Yeah, of course. I understand.
- I'll help any way I can.
- 1311
- 01:15:35,553 --> 01:15:37,853
- Well, it looks
- like your ride's almost ready.
- 1312
- 01:15:37,855 --> 01:15:39,821
- Hang tight a minute.
- 1313
- 01:15:56,106 --> 01:15:57,139
- April.
- 1314
- 01:15:58,776 --> 01:16:00,609
- I don't talk to strangers.
- 1315
- 01:16:01,579 --> 01:16:04,646
- April, I didn't plan
- for all of this.
- 1316
- 01:16:04,648 --> 01:16:07,716
- I was sure you were going
- to blame me, so I freaked.
- 1317
- 01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:11,687
- Are you still trying
- to manipulate me?
- 1318
- 01:16:11,689 --> 01:16:14,323
- Murderer. Huh?
- 1319
- 01:16:14,325 --> 01:16:17,059
- Yeah, I'm not buying
- the accidental gunshot anymore.
- 1320
- 01:16:18,629 --> 01:16:21,029
- How long have you been fucking
- my fiancé, by the way?
- 1321
- 01:16:23,667 --> 01:16:25,867
- Why haven't you mentioned that
- to the cops?
- 1322
- 01:16:27,905 --> 01:16:31,006
- All the reasons
- you said he chose me over Beth,
- 1323
- 01:16:31,008 --> 01:16:33,208
- you were talking about yourself
- weren't you?
- 1324
- 01:16:34,812 --> 01:16:38,981
- God, I don't understand you,
- Suzy.
- 1325
- 01:16:38,983 --> 01:16:41,116
- After all the things
- we've always thought about guys,
- 1326
- 01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:42,985
- why would you ever want
- one that's prepared
- 1327
- 01:16:42,987 --> 01:16:45,307
- to treat a girl the way
- Ritchie's treated me, huh?
- 1328
- 01:16:46,957 --> 01:16:48,223
- Do you still want him?
- 1329
- 01:16:52,096 --> 01:16:53,829
- Not for long.
- 1330
- 01:16:53,831 --> 01:16:55,998
- And if you want him too,
- you can forget about him,
- 1331
- 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,966
- unless you're looking
- for a prison pen-pal, babe.
- 1332
- 01:16:57,968 --> 01:16:59,935
- I don't want him.
- 1333
- 01:16:59,937 --> 01:17:03,905
- He's lied to me, lied to you,
- probably lied to Beth.
- 1334
- 01:17:05,109 --> 01:17:08,043
- Besides, he chose you.
- 1335
- 01:17:08,879 --> 01:17:12,014
- He chose me all along,
- you idiot.
- 1336
- 01:17:12,016 --> 01:17:15,117
- He needs me
- just as much as I need him.
- 1337
- 01:17:15,119 --> 01:17:17,085
- The dream wedding
- to the fucking prom queen
- 1338
- 01:17:17,087 --> 01:17:18,754
- meant his parents
- were gonna give us
- 1339
- 01:17:18,756 --> 01:17:20,789
- a pretty generous start in life.
- 1340
- 01:17:20,791 --> 01:17:23,225
- He's shallow,
- but not completely stupid.
- 1341
- 01:17:24,194 --> 01:17:27,229
- And his parents love
- golden girl April, remember?
- 1342
- 01:17:28,132 --> 01:17:30,132
- They're just
- as stuck up as mine.
- 1343
- 01:17:33,137 --> 01:17:35,871
- So what happens now?
- 1344
- 01:17:35,873 --> 01:17:39,107
- Right now, we stop
- communicating, ladies.
- 1345
- 01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:45,847
- Hey, is there something that you
- wanna tell me right now?
- 1346
- 01:17:46,884 --> 01:17:49,918
- No, you understand
- about as much as I do, officer.
- 1347
- 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:53,422
- Officer Barnes,
- can we get going?
- 1348
- 01:17:53,424 --> 01:17:55,857
- You have a great ending
- for your book now, Suzy.
- 1349
- 01:17:55,859 --> 01:17:57,125
- Let's just go.
- 1350
- 01:18:25,122 --> 01:18:27,856
- - That took a while.
- - Yeah.
- 1351
- 01:18:30,060 --> 01:18:32,260
- Are you okay?
- 1352
- 01:18:32,262 --> 01:18:33,962
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- 1353
- 01:18:36,934 --> 01:18:38,300
- Any news on Suzy?
- 1354
- 01:18:41,805 --> 01:18:43,839
- She won't say a word,
- apparently.
- 1355
- 01:18:47,811 --> 01:18:48,977
- - Hmm.
- - Can we go, please?
- 1356
- 01:18:48,979 --> 01:18:50,212
- I can't keep my eyes open.
- 1357
- 01:18:50,214 --> 01:18:52,147
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 1358
- 01:19:31,255 --> 01:19:33,054
- How long have I been asleep?
- 1359
- 01:19:33,056 --> 01:19:36,057
- You crashed out
- as soon as we hit the highway.
- 1360
- 01:19:36,059 --> 01:19:38,126
- A few hours.
- 1361
- 01:19:38,128 --> 01:19:39,194
- How are you feeling?
- 1362
- 01:19:39,997 --> 01:19:41,029
- Fine.
- 1363
- 01:19:42,199 --> 01:19:44,800
- I was hoping you'd wake up
- so we could talk.
- 1364
- 01:19:45,936 --> 01:19:50,205
- Suzy sounded pretty crazy
- when she called me.
- 1365
- 01:19:51,141 --> 01:19:52,240
- She was saying some...
- 1366
- 01:19:53,544 --> 01:19:56,144
- uh, some ridiculous things
- about me and her.
- 1367
- 01:19:57,147 --> 01:19:58,814
- Like what?
- 1368
- 01:20:00,050 --> 01:20:01,583
- She didn't say anything to you?
- 1369
- 01:20:01,585 --> 01:20:04,252
- - No-uh.
- - -April.
- 1370
- 01:20:04,254 --> 01:20:06,535
- I don't really feel like talking
- right now, Ritchie.
- 1371
- 01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:08,356
- Well, when then?
- 1372
- 01:20:18,969 --> 01:20:22,003
- Um, there should be
- a gas station up ahead soon.
- 1373
- 01:20:22,005 --> 01:20:24,172
- - Pull in, will you?
- - -What do you need?
- 1374
- 01:20:24,174 --> 01:20:26,107
- I need to make a call.
- 1375
- 01:20:26,109 --> 01:20:28,577
- - What's wrong with your phone?
- - Dead.
- 1376
- 01:20:28,579 --> 01:20:30,045
- So use mine, its right here.
- 1377
- 01:20:30,047 --> 01:20:32,131
- And I'm thirsty.
- And I need the restroom.
- 1378
- 01:20:32,132 --> 01:20:34,652
- Who do you need to call, you
- can't speak to in front of me?
- 1379
- 01:20:36,386 --> 01:20:39,387
- Sweetie, just pull
- the fucking car over, okay?
- 1380
- 01:20:41,325 --> 01:20:42,991
- Suit yourself.
- 1381
- 01:20:44,361 --> 01:20:46,228
- I'm thirsty too.
- 1382
- 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:17,092
- Mom?
- 1383
- 01:21:17,094 --> 01:21:19,327
- Hey, it's me.
- 1384
- 01:21:21,031 --> 01:21:22,931
- I'm okay.
- 1385
- 01:21:25,335 --> 01:21:27,369
- Beth's dead, Mom.
- 1386
- 01:21:27,371 --> 01:21:29,938
- Yeah, I know
- he called you, but...
- 1387
- 01:21:29,940 --> 01:21:32,240
- Yeah, he's in the car,
- we're driving back.
- 1388
- 01:21:32,242 --> 01:21:34,943
- No, he's fine. Mom, listen...
- 1389
- 01:21:34,945 --> 01:21:36,411
- Mom, stop talking.
- 1390
- 01:21:38,982 --> 01:21:41,483
- Ritchie was cheating on me
- with both of them.
- 1391
- 01:21:45,022 --> 01:21:48,189
- Hello? Mom, are you there?
- 1392
- 01:21:49,359 --> 01:21:50,959
- Did you hear what I just said?
- 1393
- 01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:57,265
- After the wedding what?
- 1394
- 01:21:59,136 --> 01:22:02,070
- You think I should still marry
- someone like that?
- 1395
- 01:22:02,072 --> 01:22:03,305
- So send out un-invites,
- 1396
- 01:22:03,307 --> 01:22:05,507
- put an ad in the fucking gazette
- for all I care.
- 1397
- 01:22:09,112 --> 01:22:11,680
- I'm talking to you now.
- 1398
- 01:22:11,682 --> 01:22:14,516
- Can you please listen
- to what I'm saying?
- 1399
- 01:22:17,020 --> 01:22:18,386
- What part of that
- don't you understand?
- 1400
- 01:22:18,388 --> 01:22:20,488
- He was fucking my best friends.
- 1401
- 01:22:20,490 --> 01:22:23,692
- Please. I don't want
- to just come home and move on.
- 1402
- 01:22:23,694 --> 01:22:24,694
- I just...
- 1403
- 01:22:25,429 --> 01:22:28,296
- I'm unhappy, Mom.
- 1404
- 01:22:29,199 --> 01:22:32,400
- I'm just asking you
- to be my mother, please.
- 1405
- 01:22:38,075 --> 01:22:39,374
- How will it ever be all right?
- 1406
- 01:22:39,376 --> 01:22:42,711
- How? This is
- the rest of my life, Mom.
- 1407
- 01:22:42,713 --> 01:22:44,079
- Please.
- 1408
- 01:22:53,724 --> 01:22:56,491
- Fuck.
- 1409
- 01:23:06,436 --> 01:23:08,303
- Real deal baby blues.
- 1410
- 01:24:07,130 --> 01:24:10,398
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 1411
- 01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:12,667
- How strong are you? Come on.
- 1412
- 01:24:25,816 --> 01:24:28,383
- You took your time.
- Everything okay?
- 1413
- 01:24:28,385 --> 01:24:29,484
- My turn to drive.
- 1414
- 01:24:30,554 --> 01:24:32,087
- I don't mind
- going the whole way.
- 1415
- 01:24:32,089 --> 01:24:33,354
- - So I've heard.
- - -What?
- 1416
- 01:24:34,124 --> 01:24:37,158
- I wanna drive, Ritchie.
- It occupies my mind.
- 1417
- 01:24:40,497 --> 01:24:44,099
- - Are you sure you're up for it?
- - -Just get in, okay?
- 1418
- 01:24:58,348 --> 01:25:00,482
- Eyes getting heavy, huh?
- 1419
- 01:25:00,484 --> 01:25:02,617
- Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
- 1420
- 01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:05,186
- It's a long ride out here.
- 1421
- 01:25:07,324 --> 01:25:09,404
- We should talk, then.
- Before you sleep.
- 1422
- 01:25:10,227 --> 01:25:12,527
- Yeah, now you want to talk?
- 1423
- 01:25:12,529 --> 01:25:15,597
- Yeah, yeah, now I feel like
- being in charge for a change.
- 1424
- 01:25:15,599 --> 01:25:17,265
- - Do you mind?
- - -What?
- 1425
- 01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:21,336
- - What do you mean?
- 1426
- 01:25:21,338 --> 01:25:23,371
- We both know you had
- to take my side back there.
- 1427
- 01:25:23,373 --> 01:25:25,607
- I mean, you weren't gonna
- take poor fucking Suzy home
- 1428
- 01:25:25,609 --> 01:25:27,909
- to the parents were you, huh?
- 1429
- 01:25:27,911 --> 01:25:30,345
- Your mom was pretty specific
- about keeping me happy
- 1430
- 01:25:30,347 --> 01:25:32,647
- and having the perfect fucking
- society wedding.
- 1431
- 01:25:32,649 --> 01:25:33,681
- It's not like that.
- 1432
- 01:25:33,683 --> 01:25:36,584
- Oh, don't bother.
- 1433
- 01:25:36,586 --> 01:25:38,620
- You know what? I've been on
- this path for so long with you,
- 1434
- 01:25:38,622 --> 01:25:40,488
- I felt I kinda
- had to see it out to conclusion.
- 1435
- 01:25:40,490 --> 01:25:42,190
- I mean, if the marriage
- didn't work out,
- 1436
- 01:25:42,192 --> 01:25:43,491
- then I'd divorce, okay?
- 1437
- 01:25:43,493 --> 01:25:45,193
- I mean, you know,
- I wouldn't have to go
- 1438
- 01:25:45,195 --> 01:25:47,712
- crawling back to my parents.
- 1439
- 01:25:47,713 --> 01:25:50,230
- But then you had to go
- and fuck my so-called friends.
- 1440
- 01:25:50,233 --> 01:25:52,400
- April, I still wanna marry you.
- 1441
- 01:25:52,402 --> 01:25:54,369
- Maybe I could actually work
- on my parents a little.
- 1442
- 01:25:54,371 --> 01:25:57,338
- I mean, a bereaved daughter
- is surely sympathetic.
- 1443
- 01:25:57,340 --> 01:25:58,940
- Although I'm not sure
- I can put up with mom
- 1444
- 01:25:58,942 --> 01:26:01,509
- long enough for that, though.
- 1445
- 01:26:01,511 --> 01:26:03,678
- I mean, you do understand
- 1446
- 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:05,647
- what you've pushed me to,
- don't you?
- 1447
- 01:26:05,649 --> 01:26:08,716
- Bereaved? Uh... What do you mean?
- 1448
- 01:26:08,718 --> 01:26:11,519
- I mean, there's not gonna be
- a wedding for you.
- 1449
- 01:26:11,521 --> 01:26:13,421
- Not now. Not ever.
- 1450
- 01:26:13,423 --> 01:26:15,523
- You, son of a bitch!
- 1451
- 01:26:18,695 --> 01:26:21,529
- What's... what's wrong with me?
- 1452
- 01:26:24,601 --> 01:26:28,703
- Suzy's sleeping tablets,
- proper ones apparently.
- 1453
- 01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:31,439
- I mixed a bunch into that drink
- and in a minute,
- 1454
- 01:26:31,441 --> 01:26:33,208
- you'll be fast asleep.
- 1455
- 01:26:33,944 --> 01:26:36,678
- And you are not gonna wake up.
- 1456
- 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:38,580
- April, why?
- 1457
- 01:26:38,582 --> 01:26:40,615
- When everybody hears
- what you've done to me,
- 1458
- 01:26:40,617 --> 01:26:43,318
- they'll understand why I had
- to break up with you and maybe...
- 1459
- 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,320
- Just maybe they'll understand
- 1460
- 01:26:45,322 --> 01:26:47,288
- why you couldn't bear
- to go on without me.
- 1461
- 01:26:47,290 --> 01:26:49,457
- I mean, you couldn't bear
- the shame of going home
- 1462
- 01:26:49,459 --> 01:26:51,292
- and having to explain
- to your family
- 1463
- 01:26:51,294 --> 01:26:53,428
- how you'd finally
- broken my heart.
- 1464
- 01:26:53,430 --> 01:26:56,331
- Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh, poor April.
- 1465
- 01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:58,366
- And they'll say, "He didn't
- really wanna kill himself,"
- 1466
- 01:26:58,368 --> 01:26:59,500
- that it was just a cry for help,
- 1467
- 01:26:59,502 --> 01:27:01,269
- but, I mean,
- he just didn't realize
- 1468
- 01:27:01,271 --> 01:27:03,455
- how far away help would be...
- 1469
- 01:27:03,456 --> 01:27:05,696
- And the desert is
- a really big place, Ritchie.
- 1470
- 01:27:09,346 --> 01:27:10,745
- Tsk.
- 1471
- 01:27:10,747 --> 01:27:12,614
- I hope your parents
- will get your obituary
- 1472
- 01:27:12,616 --> 01:27:14,349
- in the society pages.
- 1473
- 01:27:28,498 --> 01:27:31,332
- Look at me, you fucking coward.
- 1474
- 01:27:31,334 --> 01:27:34,369
- You fucking coward, look at me!
- 1475
- 01:27:34,371 --> 01:27:35,503
- Look at me!
- 1476
- 01:27:35,505 --> 01:27:37,605
- Look at me!
- Look what you've done!
- 1477
- 01:27:37,607 --> 01:27:38,706
- Look!
- 1478
- 01:28:40,603 --> 01:28:41,736
- Bye-bye, Ritchie.
- 1479
- 01:28:46,776 --> 01:28:49,477
- Oh, you really are disgusting.
- 1480
- 01:29:48,471 --> 01:29:49,704
- Thank you, girls.
- 1481
- 01:30:00,483 --> 01:30:01,883
- <i>911.
- What's your emergency?</i>
- 1482
- 01:30:01,885 --> 01:30:03,684
- Hi, I've been trying
- to get a signal.
- 1483
- 01:30:03,686 --> 01:30:05,486
- I... I need some help, please.
- 1484
- 01:30:05,488 --> 01:30:07,188
- My boyfriend's tried
- to kill himself in my car.
- 1485
- 01:30:07,190 --> 01:30:09,157
- I don't know
- what I'm supposed to do.
- 1486
- 01:30:09,159 --> 01:30:11,893
- We're in the middle of nowhere.
- I think we're on the I-70.
- 1487
- 01:30:11,895 --> 01:30:14,195
- We need someone.
- Please, I don't know what to do.
- 1488
- 01:30:14,197 --> 01:30:16,431
- <i>Ma'am, just
- slow down for a second, please.</i>
- 1489
- 01:30:16,433 --> 01:30:19,467
- I... What? I can't hear you,
- the line is terrible.
- 1490
- 01:30:19,469 --> 01:30:20,802
- Please, we need an ambulance.
- 1491
- 01:30:20,804 --> 01:30:24,172
- <i>Where exactly are you?</i>
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