Nighttime Readjustment 2

>You let out a grunt as you swung your hammer
>Its aim was true, hitting the nail you had put into the hole you had pre-drilled
>There was a bit of resistance, but that puppy went right where you wanted it
>Putting your hammer down, you picked up the chair you had been building for two days and examined it
>The wood didn't crack, and the end of the nail wasn't poking out anywhere
>Awesome
>Now you'd just need to get some wood putty to cover the hole
>Setting the chair back down, you sat down on top of it
>There wasn't so much as a creak
>You rocked back and forth
>It didn't budge
>Grinning, you leapt to your feet
>With just a bit of sanding, some carving if you were feeling really fancy, some wood stain, and a couple of layers of good varnish and this baby would be done
>You'd finally have the last chair for your table
>Shit only took half the fucking year
"Yeah buddy," you said, allowing yourself a celebratory fist pump
>"Ahem. Excuse me."
>You looked over toward the steps of your front porch
>There, standing regally with two guards flanking her, was Princess Celestia
>The alicorn's usual smile was missing this afternoon
>Her rainbow tail was flicking from side to side, and you could see her brow furrowed
>If you didn't know any better, you'd have said that she was frowning as well
>You stood to your full height
"Hello, Princess," you said as you dusted yourself off
>The thought of inclining your head came to mind, but you decided against it
>All of this carpentry was pretty exhausting, and even though you were happy that one of your many home projects was about to be finished, you really weren't in the mood to humor the royal
>The guards didn't seem to like this lack of disrespect

>Their eyes narrowed as their grips on their weapons tightened
>You paid them no mind, staring at the princess
"It's nice to see you again," your highness." you continued. "Is there anything that I could do you for?"
>The princess gestured
>The guards, giving still giving you the stink eye, stepped away from her and, with a mighty flap of their wings, took off into the air
>You watched them disappear into the sky until they were nothing but dots
>Looking back at Princess Celestia, you saw that she was looking very nonplussed
>"I was wondering if I could discuss something with you."
>You crossed your arms, eyes narrowing
"What about?"
>Your porch creaked as the princess made her way up the steps
>She was soon standing just a foot from you
>While she was the biggest of the little horses you still had a foot and a half on her
>But, as always happened when you stood before her, she always seemed the bigger one
>Princess Celestia's gaze flicked toward your chair
>"I was in town today, paying a visit to Princess Twilight," she said. "While the two of us were talking I was told that you were causing a bit of a disturbance."
>You frowned
>Fucking Applejack...
>The second she saw you working on this chair she kept bugging and bugging you about helping
>You might have even let her too, if she hadn't done on about colts not knowing anything about woodworking
>Actually, you take that back
>A pony whose barn fell down every other day had no business holding a goddamn hammer, much less helping in constructing a chair
"Did you now? Did you hear the part about me having to physically restrain a certain apple farmer because she wouldn't leave me alone."
>"I did," the princess said with a nod. "Which I found very rude on your part."

>Rude?
"The fuck you mean rude?"
>Celestia's frown deepened at your language
>"Applejack only wished to help you out of the goodness of her heart like a gentlemare. Yes, she might have gone a little overboard in her eagerness to help, but I feel like you also behaved very inappropriately. If Applejack was truly bothering you you should have went to Twilight or the Mayor instead of bodily removing her from your property."
"I disagree," you said with as much courtesy as you could manage
>"You have every right to do so," Celestia allowed, taking a step toward you
>You found yourself taking a step back in response. "But that doesn't mean that you aren't incorrect
>The backstep wasn't voluntary
>Something made you take a step back
>Looking down, you saw that a there was a golden glow around your legs
>Head snapping back up at the princess, you saw the tip of her horn casting the same light
"Just what the FUCK do you think--"
>"You're extremely lucky that Applejack is a gentlemare," Celestis continued, cutting you up. "I'm positive if she wished she could have severely hurt you."
>She took another step forward
>You took another step back
"Now wait just a secon--"
>"As much as you'd like to be otherwise, you are a stallion, Anonymous. A very competent stallion in your own way, but a stallion nonetheless, and a rather weak one at that."
>You strained against the magic around your leg
>It did you no good
>Though it was as gentle as could be, it was completely unyielding
>No matter how hard you struggled or squirmed you couldn't so much as lift your foot without the alicorn's say so
>"I would have looked the other way if using violence was a rare occurrence for but, but from what Twilight's told me it very much isn't."

"Celestia, what the FUCK are you--"
>Another step
>The back of your legs hit your new chair
>Celestia flicked her horn, and with a grunt you found yourself being sat down
>She was taller than you now, looking down at you with a stern expression
>"You've been running around town picking fights with my little ponies, knowing that none would fight back because you're a male, haven't you, my little human? Name calling, physical force, saying things that you know will hurt another's feels. I've ever heard you acting very poorly around foals, something which I feel VERY strongly about."
>She took another step toward you
>You cocked a fish back, ready to deck her
>Whatever this was, you had had enough of it
>Your fist flew toward her muzzle as fast as you could throw it
>The princess barely raised an eyebrow, the tip of her horn glowing a little brighter
>Your hand froze mid-punch, just a few inches shy of her nose
>With a toss of her head, your hand was forced against the frame of the chair
>You tried to lift your other arm, only for it to share a similar fate
>"That and your comments to both sexs have garnered so many complaints that poor Twilight doesn't know what to do with you. She's had a similar upbringing as Applejack I'm afraid, and can't bring herself to discipline a stallion, no matter how rude or crass he may be."
>The Princess slowly began to circle you
>Something touched the back of your neck so lightly that it could have been imagined
>Another feather light touch tickled your forearm
>Struggling in your chair, you bared your teeth
>Ponies HATED when you did that, usually taking a few hasty steps back
>The princess paid you no mind, continuing her circling
>"Even with creatures like Sombra and Discord she felt terrible about enacting justice, no matter how well deserved, and while you are a brute in all respects--a foul-mouthed, disrespectful brute--"
"Fuck off," you said, earning you a light tap to the head with a wing

>"--you are not a villain. It's my belief that you just require some... guidance so that you can stop all of this silliness."
>Princess Celestia stopped right in front of you
>"So, for both your benefit and the benefit of my little ponies, I believe that I shall give you your first lesson, my dear."
>With those words the fight just sort of left you, rage being replaced with irritation
>Lessons? Really?
>You were a grown ass man with better things to do, having some damn dumb classes like that crazy mare Starlight wasn't going to help anyone or anything
>In fact, it'd probably only serve to--
>Celestia placed a hoof against your chest
>A tingling sensation quickly spread outward, making your breathing hitch
>You had never felt a sensation like this before
>It was like everything in your chest was being touched
>Even the stuff you shouldn't have been able to feel could be felt
>"Alicorns have the abilities of all three races," the princess said as you stared at her wide-eyed. "I can say that with complete honesty we might never be as proficient at something as, say, as very skilled pegasus or unicorn in some aspects. Luna especially has trouble when it comes to using some of the skills that an earth pony can bring to bear."
>With each breath you took you could feel the sensation spreading outside
>You squirmed in your seat
>"I, on the other hoof, am skilled in earth pony magic. I've even been told that I could give many in the Apple clan a run for their money," Princess Celestia continued as she rubbed her hoof against your chest
"I..."
>You gritted your teeth as you felt the tingling in your elbows
>Though you didn't see it, the princess's frown turned into a small smirk
>"Odd, isn't it? It's something that I learned very long ago. The creator of this--"
>Princess Celestia pressed her hoof against you a little more firmly
>You swore you could feel the blood pumping in your spleen

>"--Was looking for a way to use the same magic that helps an earth pony sow crops to heal. This can heal small cuts and even the odd sprained limb if the mare and stallion are magically inclined enough, and because of this the technique is widely known."
>Your eyes snapped opened as the sensation changed
>Instead of feeling wiggly and just unnatural enough to be uncomfortable, it started to feel good
>Really good
>The princess grinned down at you, her purple eyes gleaming
>"There is another use for this, however, as I'm sure you're now realizing," she said, placing her hoof just above your belly button.
>The pleasure condensed, amplified
>You leaned forward in your chair, muscles tensing and legs twitching
>Your pants were beginning to feel a little tight
>A spasm made your whole body jerk
>A yelp escaped you
>"I wonder how long you'd last if I were to keep doing this," the princess said, slipping a wing under your chin to lift your head up. "Would your legendary human stamina would be able to last any longer than a normal stallion?"
"I s-sweaaaaaaaaaaaa--"
>You clenched your legs, leaning forward so much that you could kiss your knees if you wanted to
>The position should have been painful, you weren't this flexible on your very best days, but there wasn't any of that
>Just the pleasure
>Impossible, unignorable, mind boggling pleasure
>This pleasure rose higher and higher
>You could feel yourself twitching in your pants, leaking so much that it was leaving a visible stain
>Your chest was heaving, and you could feel sweat start to drip down your face
>"There's a good stallion," Princess Celestia said, giving the top of your head a tender nuzzle. "All of that piss and vinegar are all gone, and so easily too. Wonderful. Are you close dear?"
>You squared your jaw, tucking your chin against your chest
>You might not be able to fight against this, but there was no way you were giving her a THING

>"Anonymous, lift your hips. I'm going to sit on your cock," she said, looking over her shoulder at you. "Keep your hands on your chair."
>The authority in her voice made you shiver
>Your body moved on it's own, lifting your hips up just as her majesty order
>With one last tug, your pants were around your ankles
>The little slit in your underwear was opened, and your dick was forced through it
>Princess Celestia regarded it with a raised eyebrow
>"Hmm, leaking like a facet. Wonderful."
>She wiggled her hips
>Her slick marehood disappeared as her cheeks jiggled and clapped together
>That rump was more than a lap full
>A man could get lost between those cheeks and die happy
>"I've seen you staring before you know," Celestia said, breaking out of your stupor as she took a step back. "You were trying to be stealthy, sneaking a glance when I wasn't looking, but I knew you were."
>She took another step, and that big butt got even bigger
>"It really is a marvelous rump, is it not? Some colts today prefer a thinner sort of mare but you don't seem to be the type. No, you're someone that want's a mare to be able to handle what's between your legs with ease. Just. Like. This."
>The princess sat down into your lap
>Through either luck or skill, she was able to hit her mark with little effort, and with one smooth motion your cock was devoured by her marehood
>It all happened so quickly that you didn't feel it for several seconds
>A noise came from the back of your throat as you just stared at the grinning alicorn
>The alicorn's insides were almost blazingly hot
>You could feel the powerful muscles inside of her flexing as she shifted herself on top of you
>She squeezed your whole shaft at once in a rhythmic motion
>She shifted again, and you swore it felt like someone was kissing your tip
>Your eyes crossed at the sensation, body jerking forward so that you face was buried in the princess's mane

>"Oh, did I feel a twitch there?" Princess Celestia cooed, wiggling her hips back and forth. "Are you about to cum already?"
>She lifted her rump
>It was just an inch or two, but the feeling was enough to make your toes curl in your shoes
>You groaned in the alicorn's back, chest heaving
>"What about your stamina, dear Anon? Aren't you supposed to be able to rut me senseless?" Celestia taunted. "I believe you boasted being able to turn any mare in Equestria into your quote on quote "cock sleeve"?"
>Her rump settled back into your lap with a dull slap
>You felt yourself twitch hard, sending a spurt of pre into her depths
>She was so warm, so soft...
>"I don't feel that your boasts are very truthful now that I'm able to size you up as it were my dear," the princess continued. "In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you've ever done this before. Or am I just that fantastic at turning the big, bad human into my walking cock?"
>She rose herself a little higher
>It felt unnatural for any part of your length to be out of her depths
>Celestia' as if sensing this, fell back into your length
>Her reward was another spurt of cum
>"Maybe you just secretly enjoy the fact that a very fertile mare is taking your seed like it belongs to her?" Celestia said, her voice breathy but nonetheless dominating. "Maybe you knowing the fact that there's nothing you can do to stop her from taking what she wants excites you just as much as my rump? Or are you just silently admitting to me that you'd very much like to be broken? Turned into nothing more than a sweet little house husband whose only job is to raise my foals and provide me many, many more."
>Her movements were agonizingly slow
>She knew that if she moved too quickly you'd pop like a balloon
>Your body jerked, sending another spurt inside of her
>She let out a hum, leaning back, crushing your body against the back of your chair

> "Well, my little human? Do you want me to break you? Stop all of this silly resistance and bring you back to my castle? I'd be happy to do so one load at a time if you'd like."
"Hurgh..."
>With your cock buried inside of her, Celestia spin around
>You were just able to let out a squeak before she grabbed the back of your head and buried your face into her chest tuft
>You reflexively inhaled
>Her scent was pungent enough to make your head spin
>Your hips jerked
>Celestia chuckled, leaning down to give your ear a nip
>"You don't even need to say it, my little human. Just empty those cute little nuts inside of your princess. Fill her up. Go ahead. You can cum my little slut~"

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"FUCKING HELL!"
>Your replacement lamp shattered as you put your fist through it
>A moment later you were on your bedroom floor, fighting your blanket
"DFndjdnkjnk! DAMMIT!"
>After some thrashing, wild kicking, and enough cursing to wake the dead, you were able to leap to your feet
>Your heart was pounding in your chest
>You could still FEEL the alicorn riding you
>Her scent, the warmth of her fur, the feeling of her arousal pooling in your lap as she rode you
>Your legs nearly buckled, forcing you to lean against your wall for support
>A quick glance around showed that the room was, of course, empty
>It was just another dream
"Fucking. Luna," you growled
>...
>Wait...
>If that was just a dream then...
>As best as you could, you made your way out of your bedroom, down your steps, and into your living room
>There sat your chair sitting on top of your table half finished
>You hadn't touched the thing in weeks
>Your eye twitched
"FUUUUUUUUUCKIN'. LUNA."