fireflies parody kangaroos

You would not believe your eyes

If ten million kangaroos

Came out of your closet and ate your food

They probably will eat you too

Which means you'll be dead and gone

You will be missed so you better watch out

I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth is smelly

I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today

But it's okay I still wear my cologne

'Cause I get a thousand hugs

From both of my great grandmas

They are so nice they make me soup

A person beneath my feet

A creepy guy on my bed

A fork and knife hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth is smelly

I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today

But it's okay I still wear my cologne

Keep that seat open all the way

(Please buy me a rabbit)

It makes my house more comfortable

(Please buy me a rabbit)

Why am I tired of eating eggs?

(Please buy me a rabbit)

They're really yellow

I think I'm dead

To ten million kangaroos

They ate my entire house

It wasn't nice, they made fun of me

I started to run away

Kangaroos are not so nice

They look so cute but you're just their prey

I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth is smelly

I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today

But it's okay I still wear my cologne

I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth is smelly

I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today

But it's okay I still wear my cologne

I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth is weird

It's hard to say I'd rather eat a rat then brush my teeth

But they look cute I want one as a pet