<Diretooth> The original what?
<Emily> adversary
<Diretooth> Lemma guess, Dan?
<Emily> you know, it's not the same
<Emily> mm
<Diretooth> The trolling?
<Emily> Geek and Moot just...
<Diretooth> Just what?
<Emily> It doesn't have the feel of you, allati, and shiro in that old ajax chat
<Diretooth> How so?
<Emily> I dunno, they don't...
<Diretooth> Play cat and mouse?
<Emily> They don't really.... I don't enjoy it as much, it's not the classic dan experience.
<Emily> it's pathetic
<Emily> 2 a day! ME!
<Emily> plus the DNSBL makes it near impossible to find good proxies, I average 2 a day.
<Diretooth> Well, after a while, things tend to lose their luster. Though, given the activity of a less... intelligent troll, I've actually wanted a deep philosophical discussion with you.
<Emily> oh you mean ulfsark?
<Diretooth> Nah, I'm talking about a different site.
<Diretooth> One that has no staff members, save one. Some idiot called SKorn who spamms the same thing over and over again.
<Emily> it will never be the seem, security is getting high, and the new mods are tough as nails
<Emily> same
<Diretooth> Well, your original persona was that of a troll who tested a site to see how well it could defend from trolls.
<Emily> i wanted to go after the most secure sites, in the weirdest communities.
<Emily> you know, e-peen is an important thing in our world
<Diretooth> The guy I'm talking about, he makes trolling look like something a child does when his parents take away his blanket.
<Diretooth> e-peen?
<Emily> not the biggest forum, but one of the most secured, attacking wulf howl was a feat to be proud of
<Emily> i dunno man
<Emily> yes, e penis, eg. our ego
<Emily> i feel like i'm losing my touch
<Emily> we both know, you guys will do your job and by the end of today, i will be banned
<Diretooth> I get it. To you, it's like a dick measureing contest. Right?
<Emily> but i will say, i am genuinely stumped
<Emily> yes
<Diretooth> Huh. Interesting. Maybe that's what gets Skorn so... off with his stupidity.
<Emily> i don't think i'll be here much longer
<Diretooth> Why not?
<Emily> but...
<Emily> i will try my best to think of ways around these obstacles, and be DAN, the man that you can't ban, as always
<Emily> i'm losing, slowly
<Emily> because it's becoming pointless.
<Emily> now, adeu until we meet again, this is my que
<Diretooth> So this is a last goodbye?
<Emily> i will be removed from the network any minute now
<Emily> looks to be so
<Diretooth> Then do svidanya.
<Emily> i'll drop by once in a while..
<Diretooth> Wouldn't be fun then.