Happy: Wanna help me make a talk game?

Raisin: A talk game?

Happy: A game where you talk. You just talk. It’s all words.

Raisin: Do gestures count as words?

Happy: I guess?

Raisin: Theeeeeeen, hmm…

Happy: Don’t rush, think it over.

Raisin: Hey how about this?! When I say “Ta!”, you have to say “Ta!”. If you can do it five times, you win. But you lose if I say anything else and you go “Ta!”.

Happy: Ok!

Raisin: Ta!

Happy: Ta!

Raisin: Faster! Ta!

Happy: You said nothing about the speed!

Raisin: Eeeeeeeeh I guess you are right. Then, hmm, how about… hmm…

Happy: I know! You have to do something. If you do it before I say “Ta!” then I lose!

Raisin: Good one! Theeeee…eeeeeeee..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn…!!!!

Happy: I know I KNOW! You have to say a phrase!

Raisin: Hey you are so right! Pick it!

Happy: Me?

Raisin: It’s your idea.

Happy: …

Raisin: …?

Happy: Yes! You have to say “time flies really fast”.

Raisin: Alright! Ready?!

Happy: Ready!

Raisin: Ta!

Happy: Ta!

Raisin: Ta!

Happy: ..T-ta!

Raisin: Ta! TIMEFLIESREALLYFAST

Happy: Ta! TA! WHAT?!

Raisin: You never said anything about the speed! HOHOHO

Happy: No fair! Not fair!

Raisin: Actually, it’s way better this way. I get a bit of the challenge too.

Happy: Hmp! FINE! Then, you have to say “time flies really fast doesn’t it” instead!

Raisin: That’s too long!

Happy: It’s not! TIMEFLIESREALDAHSKDHASJKHEJKASHEJKAIESNTIT!

Raisin: So, you really like mushroom-shaped clouds?

Happy: …“Time flies really really fast.”

Raisin: Yup! That’s more like it.

Happy: Ok! Ready?

Raisin: Always ready. Aaaaaaaand… TA!

Happy: TA!

Raisin: TA! Timefli-

Happy: TA!

Raisin: TA! TIMEFLIESREALLYREA

Happy: TA!

Raisin: …

Happy: …

Raisin: …

Happy: …

Raisin: …

Happy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA just say something already!!

Raisin: Awww, but what’s the hurry?

Happy: THAT’S CHEATING, I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT IN MY DEEPEST… THING!

Raisin: We never said anything about the time in between.

Happy: If we have to explain every single litt-

Raisin: TA!

Happy: TA! TA! TAAAA!

Raisin: RA!

Happy: TA! I WON!

Raisin: Hohohoho, I said “RA!” You lose.

Happy: NO! YOU SAID TA!

Raisin: Nope, I said “RA!”

Happy: You are lying, so lying! Why are you so mean, why do you bully, why do you like to watch me shaking?!

Raisin: I, eh, don’t really know I guess? But I’m sure you’d love to watch me lose too.

Happy: You bet!

Raisin: I said “ra!”.

Happy: You said “TA!”.

Raisin: Hmm…

Happy: …hmm…

Raisin: There’s really no way to tell if I did, right?

Happy: No. Now that I think of it…

Raisin: And “Ra” and “Ta” are very close…

Happy: Not when you say it like that, but when it’s so fast it gets hard to tell sounds apart.

Raisin: Any ideas?

Strawberry: So, what do you get if you win?

Raisin: NO!

Stawberry: “No” what?

Raisin: “NO!” you!

Happy: Why?

Raisin: She’s mean.

Strawberry: Oh so very mean.

Happy: Berry is not mean. You are mean. Don’t be mean.

Strawberry: So can I stray?

Raisin: NO!

Strawberry: Seems I can.

Raisin: Then why do you ask?!

Strawberry: What happens if you lose?

Happy: Then, um… something should happen?

Raisin: Why would anything happen, the game is over.

Strawberry: You know, White Duster said humans used to jump from planes because it was fun.

Raisin: What does that even have to do with anything?

Happy: Why would that be fun, you just fall into the ground and that’s it.

Strawberry: Maybe, just maybe, it isn’t as fun to us because we can’t be broken.

Raisin: So breaking your arms and legs makes things fun. Good. Say, what if-

Strawberry: Apparently, having something to lose makes you care a whole lot more about winning.

Raisin: “sigh”

Happy: Why is she so mad at you?

Strawberry: It seems she really likes wood planks.

Raisin: You destroyed my castle!

Strawberry: Pff, as if you weren’t going to do it yourself!

Raisin: I wasn’t!

Strawberry: You weren’t?!

Raisin: No!

Strawberry: But what’s the point of making such a big thing if you aren’t going to watch if break apart? It’s the best part!

Raisin: What?!

Happy: I, um, I guess everyone has fun their own way?

Raisin: That’s not how I have fun!

Strawberry: Oooooh. Well; this is awkward. Sorry?

Raisin: You broke it three times! I wasted all the daylight!

Strawberry: Sorry sorry sorry-

Raisin: AHDJKAHSUIHSEUKHUASE-

Strawberry: Say, how about this? Each time you win, you get a star. If you get three stars, you can ask the loser to do anything you want.

Happy: I, um… HMM….! It does have a very interesting ring to it!

Raisin: But, wait, what could you want me to do?

Happy: I want my own castle!

Raisin: But I’d waste all the daylight again.

Happy: Then don’t lose?